#366: Sofa King Expensive

#366: Skeery's moving and can't part with old junk he doesn't need; Brody's Chat GPT has amnesia and forgot everything it knew about him; Skeery's 19 year old sofa sold for an insane amount of money; Brody goes nuts trying to find the poop smell in his house: Skeery had an idea for his co worker Nate who has been flirting with a woman who lives in the building across the way from their office; The boys BOTH get free dessert: Brody bit into a piece of metal in his trail mix and the paint store gave Skeery's painters the wrong color causing them to screw up his wall.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess guess who've just got five today? They're Brooklyn moz
that had been away. They both have so much to say.
You know their names of Brody and Skiring the boys.

(00:26):
Oh yes, Episode three sixty six of the Brooklyn Voice podcast.
I'm Scary Jones along with David Brody. It's been a
few minutes. It's been a few minutes. This is episode
three sixty six, and we're recording this on two two six,
two six six. Yeah, today's two twenty six rather twenty

(00:52):
six twenty six. Yeah. I like that. I know people
are running out to play numbers today. You play twenty
six and two and yeah, you know you love you
love numbers. You love three hundred more episodes. Scary will
be an episode six sixty six. Oh perfect. And you
know how long that will take us? On average? About

(01:13):
six years? Probably. Do you? Are you superstitious with numbers?
You know? I'm not you and your angel number? No?
But do you play? You don't? You don't play numbers
like if if if numbers come to you during the day,
you don't just rush out and buy a lottery ticket.
Numbers come to me, No, I play. I play my
family's birthdays like no but let's say something, just like

(01:33):
something in your day, like a number just appears in
front of you or something. You know what, this is
a sign I'm going out to play the lottery. There's
no signs. Nobody's giving me signs to go play the lottery.
I play my, I play my my birthdays and anniversaries
and stuff like that. I don't, I don't, Uh what
am I gonna? Oh? I paid eleven dollars and eleven

(01:53):
cents at the grocery store. I gotta play that number. No,
I'm not that person. Okay, But when I when I
worked in and when I worked in a restaurant in
Brooklyn called Rolling Roaster, then you'd give people receipts at
the register, and they would have numbers from usually from
zero to to nine hundred and ninety nine, and it

(02:14):
would start over again. Sure, and so you go, okay,
your numbers two seventy five, weaight at the counter, or
you know, we'll call you when you know when your
food's ready. And inevitably, when I saw, like if I
was at like uh four forty two, right, I would say, okay,
here comes watch in two more customers. I would tell
people go someone's gonna get four forty four number, It's like, okay,

(02:35):
so you know it's full forty four, it's good number.
Gonn plut a number. It's so predictable, and then like
I would see them again, like a few days later
ago did you win? No, the machines don't know what
a good number is. This it's the same odds all
the time. So I listen if that makes you happy,
and you run out and play the lottery and whatever
because you saw correct, terrific, whatever makes you happy. I mean,

(02:57):
I feel like I feel like I need to pick
my own numbers, and I'm I'm luckier that way than
with them with an auto pick. Oh, so when did
you win the millions? Right? Exactly what you say? You
were luckier with the No. I just I feel like
I feel like there's you've a better Some people have
a feel like there's a bet it's a superstition. Of course,
there's a better chance of winning, uh if they let

(03:19):
the machine pick it. Some people they feel like they
need to go to a specific store to buy their
ticket because you know, maybe that stor has had a
lot of luck and a lot with a lot of winners.
You know, over the years, the machines don't know that.
I know that, I know, we know that. You and
I know that, but it's it's it's fun to dream.
A number of years ago they were they were saying

(03:40):
that like the most frequent numbers that come out in
the fewest numbers, and like, oh, I'm making this stuff
this part. I was like, oh, eleven comes out the
fewest of any ball in the in the power ball
to be like eleven's do the balls don't know that exactly.
It's still the same. The eleven ball isn't going get
out of my way. It's my right, you know that.

(04:01):
You know. I think we might have spoken about this
many episodes ago, but haven't we spoken about the roulette
on the roulette wheel. The gimmick they do these days
is they put up a huge you know, light up
led with the hot numbers, right and the cold numbers,
so like, well, number number twenty has come out the most.

(04:24):
It's a hot number. It's come out to you know,
or the number four is cold and they show you
all the cold numbers and all the hot numbers. But
but it means absolutely Jack Dick, Jack Dick, Yeah, Okay.
The typical gambler's fallacy is if I flip a coin scary,
let's say, eleven times, and it comes up heads eleven times. Yeah,

(04:47):
and I'm gonna flip it for the twelfth time. Yes,
would you double down because it's still one out of two? Right,
the coin doesn't know you had eleven heads in a
row even though law of averages, no, no, it's not
the it works. The coin is fifty to fifty every time, right,
every time it doesn't. Oh, yes, over the course of
ten years and flipping it, it's gonna come out relatively even.

(05:08):
But on that one flip, it's still fifty to fifty.
By the way, episode three sixty six, speaking of numbers,
I already know this episode is going to be good.
You know why. Why is that because on Slice Time,
which we did yesterday, you'll hear Rock and Steve from
over there over there. I'm calling about episode three sixty six,
which we hadn't done yet, but he sounded like it
was pretty good. So I'm assuming somehow he heard three

(05:31):
sixty six before we recorded it, in which case this
is a good I mean, I always thought he was
from the future, so well he's from somewhere now. I
did mention on the Brooklyn Boys Slice time that U.
I teased you all that I sold my sofa. It's over.
Mentioned it on the beach is over. It's over. It's over.

(05:53):
Sofa is over opha. That's why you can't call it
a couch. The couch is what the couches. The couch
is right. But I'll say that I mentioned it on
the Big Show, and I put it up on a website,
on a one of those antique sites. Remember, no, you
you were making fun of me. You said that it's

(06:14):
not an antique, but I put it on. I put it,
and you put it in front of the antique crowd,
and the antique crowd saw it, and within three hours
it sold for twenty four hundred dollars. Holy shit, I
guess you should have charged more. Exactly, well, that's exactly it.
I went to an interior designer who I know, and

(06:38):
I said, I put this up on Cherish, which is
the site, not a sponsor. I said, yeah. She goes,
I said it sold within a couple of hours. She goes,
oh my god, you probably should have listened it for
thirty eight hundred for a little hire, because people are
going to try to chisel you. You know. She didn't

(06:58):
even do it. She didn't give me the all or
best offer. She didn't even message me. She'd even like,
oh my god, this sucker's selling it for twenty two
hundred and all of a sudden, I'm a sucker. You
all will like bitching saying that thing's not worth more
than three hundred bucks. Throw it away. She's a bigger sucker.
Wait does she sits her ass down on that couch
and her back breaks, Get the hell out of here.

(07:21):
She's gonna love it. I'm sure she's loving them out.
It's acted. Do you know what. She's probably some old lady,
and that couch is for They don't go in that room. Room.
Maybe you know, I shall put plastic over it and
no one will sit on it. It's a quality sofa.
In fact, I was down in Costa Rica when I
had to have it delivered. I handled none of it.

(07:41):
My brother came here, he sat in my apartment. They
gave us a two hour delivery window of when they
were coming to pick it up. They wrapped it up
in a bunch of a couple of blankets, and they
hauled the hell out of here and didn't I didn't
pay for that. How much did you give your How
much you give your brother for house sitting and couch sitting? Oh,
my brother and I we do favors for each other
all the time. I didn't have to give him any money. Yeah,

(08:03):
well you would sit in his house waiting for the
front of you guys to come. Absolutely, because that's what
brothers do. Oh you wouldn't. It's called it's called brotherly
love to you and your brother? Are not brotherly love, guys?
You are? We are, and you know what and you
know what exactly why I didn't call you for the favor,
because you would I would have done it a handout. No,

(08:24):
I would have expected you would have bought me lunch
while I was sitting there. Exactly. It's a production with
you every time, no production. You go. You got little
grub Hub for me. That place we got chicken and
French fries from that one time I was there, the
Broad chicken and rib crib. Yeah, that place was good.
That's all you had to do was get me some
chicken and rib crib. Shit. I would have been happy.
I don't need money, I need some food though I'm

(08:45):
sitting there. All you got your refrigerators, broccoli and ten
thousand dollars peanut butter. Well, uh yeah, so thank you
shout out to Cherish. Now it's also highway robbery because
they took forty percent of my money. So I wish. Yeah,
I'm not. I'm not getting I don't know if you
heard that, but forty goes to them, that's in their pocket.

(09:07):
That's a problem. So I'll make fourteen hundred off of
the damn thing. Fifteen hundred? How much was the website?
I suggested? How much were they getting twenty No, I
don't even know. But but it's it's neither here nor there.
I proved everybody wrong, including the morning show. Now I
had to suffer through, you know, you know, I think
I needed to, you know, see a therapist after all

(09:30):
the beatings that I took on this podcast. Maybe when
you go to the therapist, they'll have a comfortable couch
you to lay down on. Maybe that, you know, I
had a deal with the Big show. Everybody bitching at me.
I had people texting me making fun of me. That's all. It's,
you know what, I know, I know what what what
the damn thing is worth? I mean, obviously it was

(09:51):
worth more than I thought it was worth. But uh, yeah,
so it's gone included like fourteen hundred roughly. Roughly. Yeah,
I gotta say, Brody, I'm tired. I'm dead tired. I'm
I'm moving Saturday. You're moving out, Billy Joel, Yep, Saturday
moving And uh, I can't. So it's hard to believe
you've never moved out of an apartment before. That wasn't

(10:14):
your parents? That's correct? Isn't that wild? N I mean
you moved, you moved, you moved one building over. I
apologize you did move. Well, yeah, but this is a
big deal move by yourself. Yeah, because and I'm doubling
my space. I gotta say moving a'm easy. And you
don't realize how much shit you have until you until

(10:35):
you move. And yeah, you're talking to a guy who
saw his five bedroom house that he lived in for
twenty something years. You know how much we had to
get rid of and go through? It took us months.
I'm going through the attic and the garage and the basement.
How do you part with some of the stuff? Well,
we didn't part with a lot of it, but with
some of it. No, we saw some stuff. We we

(10:57):
donated a lot. We donate a lot of stuff to
charities that we did, but you know we still have
you know, I got it stuff in my garage now,
yeah that I have to. I'm still trying to. I donate,
you know what. I had a donation pick up today
for the Vietnam Veterans of America charity. Nice. They came
and picked up stuff from my driveway. Yeah, I'm always
I'm always donating. I donate the Breast Cancer War Veterans Charity,

(11:21):
Vietnam Vets, they all come here. You are a mensch
I am. I gotta say though, words to the wise.
This is for a PSA for the slices. If you're
paying into a storage unit to store your shit, don't
do it. I again another topic we might have covered
on this podcast. But I have a storage unit that

(11:45):
I've been paying. At the time, it was seventy eighty dollars.
Now it's up to one hundred dollars a month. WHOA
WHOA for a storage unit wait bar gold And for
nineteen years. And I was just down there. I was
there for the last few hours actually that so I'm
so fucking tired and I'm going through everything and I'm like,

(12:11):
why did I hold on to any of this shit.
And I'm like, I think I visited my storage unit
maybe five times in the last nineteen years. And we
talked about this on the morning show. Yeah, because we
all gave you crap for it one morning. Yeah, because
we did. We did the math, and there's nothing in
your storage unit that's worth a year's worth of storage fees.

(12:32):
That's correct, and that's why they're the richest. Motherfuckers are
out there. And it's not worth it. It's not worth it.
And by the way, they they've got unit. Everyone is
paying rent on a unit, so they're just collecting, collecting, collecting,
and it's on auto pay and it's in the background
and nobody cares and you can't these are you know

(12:53):
it really is. They prey on hoarders, they really do.
So I did the math and let's average, you know,
seventy the couch, it call it eighty five dollars a month,
a month for nineteen years, it's one thousand dollars a
year roughly. Yeah, Brody, twenty gineteen thousand dollars for shit,

(13:16):
for shit, I wasted twenty thousand dollars. You are not
good at math. You are not good at being like
I don't understand. You grew up relatively moderately middle class
at best, you could say poor. Yeah, I'm I don't
want to listen to you. And I grew up not
a lot of money. We didn't have a lot of money, No,
we did not, but I still live that way mentally.

(13:39):
And you were like, fuck it, I'm not poor anymore.
So I, well, that's not true about the house. When
we sold the house, we had to put some of
the stuff, a lot of the kids stuff, a lot
of the garage stuff into storage. And I took a
big storage unit and it was I don't know, maybe
initially it was like one hundred and twenty dollars a month,
and I, because it was so much money, I worked

(14:02):
my ass off to sell stuff to make room. We're
in the townhouse, right, to make room, to dwindle it.
And I kept doing the calculations, right. I kept doing
the calculations because I didn't want to hear shit about
having a storage unit, because I'm the one. It was
my idea. As soon as I realized that there was

(14:23):
that a year's worth of the cost of the storage
unit was more than what was in there, then that
was when it was like, oh, okay, and I kept
shrinking the storage unit down. So now I'm down to
twenty nine dollars a month, and I'm hoping by the
end of maybe next month, I'll be completely out because

(14:45):
there was still more value in the storage unit than
a year's worth of fees. Yeah, but now I'm about
the point where it's more expensive than what's in what's
left in there? Can I you We're gonna take a break.
Can we just continue this On the other side, I
have some things that I'm wondering if I should purge
or not get rid of from the unit. Yeah, need

(15:05):
your help, right, Okay, you got it? Pat scary. Hey,
before we go on to the stuff you have to purge,
I did because you mentioned something you mentioned on Slice Time.
And we know that there's about fifteen percent of the
people that don't listen to Slice Time. Yep, and you
should because it's funny and sometimes scary and I break
out into Brooklyn Boys conversations and sometimes important conversations on

(15:29):
Slice Time. So I'm going to make this brief because
you want you want to hear the longer version, Go
listen on Slice Time. But there was some feedback in
the Brooklyn Boys Chat and on the talkbacks that people
are disappointed that we missed an episode last week and
that we've been a little inconsistent. Yeah, most mostly because

(15:51):
one of us gets forty weeks vacation. Yea, the week
before that was not. Most of my problem is your fault.
I had some important dates things I had to get done,
and our schedules did not click and Scary had to pack. Anyway,
what I said on Slice time and what Scary reiterated
was we don't like get excited about a week off,

(16:12):
like let's think we don't. We love doing this, so
it disappoints us as much as it disappoints you guys
when we can't do an episode. We don't take it
for granted that you miss us. It means a lot
to us that you want us to do whatever. You
keep coming back right, So we're doing our best. And Scary,

(16:32):
as I said, I think, I don't know if you
saw my AI when you were on vacation. I had,
I saw it. Scary has no more vacations in this month. Hey, listen,
we got we got a lot of vacation, and you
know what we are off the week of April sixth.
You know after Easter that that week, Yeah, after Easter,
we're off that week. I mean, what do I mean?

(16:53):
Here's what I figured out. I figured out the reason
you guys take more vacations since I left the show
is that I did so much work that you guys
have to cover now that you're that much more tired
trying to be creative and do all the you know,
cover all the things I did. You and Nate do
all all the things I did, and other people have
to run the internship program. You guys are now tired

(17:15):
because I'm not there thirty one list You know what, Bertie,
thirty one years on the job. It's you know, we
we earn the vacation that we get, and I don't
want to hear it. You know. You know what people
you know, there are people that say that six you
started in ninety six and ninety five, but Morning show
started nine. This Morning show started in ninety six. Yeah,

(17:38):
I've been here all that time, and you know, uh,
I don't know. Listeners tell me, oh, you should check
out this. There's this this like underground thread going on
over here on this site or whatever. I don't know.
There's this other people talking on this page there. I
don't know, I don't I don't bother, I don't go

(18:01):
near it because all they do is, you know, I mean,
I mean, they're big fans, but a lot of them
have just a lot of their opinionated about things and
they yeah, which is fine, and that's what the forum
is all about, I'm sure, but you know, they criticize,
their hypercritical of the amount of vacations that we get

(18:23):
as a show. And you mean the morning show, the
Morning Show. Yeah, So all I can say is to
that is you find yourself a job where you can
negotiate a lot of vacation. Like, what do you want
me to do? I mean, okay, no, no, that's not the
right answer. Well, because it's not easy to do. It's not,
it's not. But it's also if you have tenure, if

(18:44):
you have thirty one years a ten year at a place,
what do you expect? You know? The real answer is
that it's Although it seems like a fun job, which
it is, I think I've more than explained and proven
that it wears you out and it grinds you down.
And I'm going to tell you being home for two

(19:05):
years doing the show from home during COVID and not
going into work every day. Open my eyes and I
think Elvis's and other people on the show to how
life is different when you don't have to get up
at four in the morning every day and go to
bed early and restructure your whole life. I listen, not crying.
I'm not crying about it. The scary is not crying
about it. People work hard for a living, I believe me.

(19:27):
I know I've done a lot of blue collar jobs.
My dad was blue collar. I know that hard work
is hard work. I'm saying it's mentally draining to do
the kind of hours required because it's not normal hours
to get up. So I understand why you might need
eleven vacations, maybe not twenty six. All right, moving on

(19:48):
that kind of stuff. You just let me, you know,
you kind of took the wheel there and you didn't
let me finish. Oh but Jesus no, I'm all right there,
don't take the wheel carry.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
I just I think everybody is entitled to their own vacations.
And but people are hyper critical over you know, something
that we again we have earned and again thirty one
years in, I'm very I personally, you know, when people
get tired. It's four o'clock in the morning and and

(20:27):
five days and welty of it. How many times most
I watch every most shows Saturday, most shows. Most shows
give you, give you like Saturday Night Live gives you
twenty two episodes a year. Jimmy Fallon show goes on
every few months. Does he does not do as much
as I was going to say. He's on for one hour,

(20:49):
and he's on for one hour a day, We're on
for four, We're on four Take a breath. As a
fan of Saturday Night Live, I was going to say,
I understand how hard it is to write comedy and
to write sketches and to put out that kind of
output every week, and how many hours they put in.
That doesn't mean I'm not frustrated when for the past
two weeks I've had to, you know, to avoid repeats. Right,

(21:13):
this Saturday is new, and I know I'm gonna watch it,
and if it's not funny, I'm gonna go. You had
three weeks, two weeks. Why isn't it funny? So I
get it when last week Tonight takes off. Like all
of the late night talk shows, like Jimmy Kimmel, they
they all get a lot of time off, and they
do one hour day, five days a week. They go

(21:34):
on vacation in May and sometimes and come back in September.
Then they go on vacation in November, come back in February.
So I understand what it's like to be a frustrated fan,
and we apologize this. So what is it you want
to get rid of? We not get rid of? Well,
I just have Do Do I need my graduation like

(21:57):
year books and things I need? Yes? Do I need
the Do I need my kindergarten very first drawing? You know? Yes,
Macaroni art. Why isn't that your mother your mother and
father's house. Why isn't hand it over to me? Oh?
I don't think that shirt you moved out to? Shit?
Is that shirt part of the things you worried about?
I'll get rid of that, the brand new shirt, Dick,

(22:17):
A shirt, Dick, you know I got. I also have
mad magazines. What do I need mad magazines in my collection?
I mean, I don't know, will I ever read them again? No?
I mean why I don't have them? Okay, I don't
know what. I don't know what it's called. I know
people know cold hoarding. I I sometimes get comfort knowing

(22:40):
that something is in the garage in a milk rate,
even though I haven't looked at them in fifteen years.
I've got magazines, rock magazines from from when I you know,
when I was a teenager, when I was collecting magazines.
You're in a milk rate. And I know if I
go to the milk rate right now, I'd be like, oh,
these are so awesome. But I know I'm not gonna
go to the milk crek. But if I didn't have them,

(23:02):
I would be like, oh, I don't. I don't know
the magazines anymore. So I get it. It's a matter
of overcoming that. And I am slowly but surely overcoming
getting rid of some things like I'm selling baseball cards.
I'm selling Oh I got baseball cards. I got comic books, Brodie.
But thing I've got whatever it is, number one, whatever,
the number one is for whatever, And I'm like, yeah,

(23:23):
but not all number one is valuable exactly well so,
but I thought it would be at the time I
got my garbage kip pail kid collection. Obviously I'll hold
onto that. But you know what I sold today? What
for fifteen bucks? What again? Going through boxes of crap.
I found a forty five For those of you who
know whater forty five record is in the sleeve right.

(23:44):
It was a nineteen eighty five Chicago Bears song that
they put out in nineteen eighty five. I don't know
why I have this. I don't know how I got it.
I didn't get it out on that radio. We are
the Bears shuffle crew, shuffle on down doing it for you.
So I found it last week and I'm like, oh,
I don't need this. I put it on I put

(24:05):
it on uh Facebook. I got fifteen bucks for it.
Fifteen bucks terrific. So the problem with that is then
I start thinking, well, ever, all my crap is valuable.
I can't throw any of this out. It all could
be worth something. And that's when you get in trouble,
because at some point you got to donate it and
not worry about what it's worth. Brody. So I got

(24:28):
I got Smith Corona typewriters. I've got I got movie
projected type writers, typewriter. You have more than one, I
have two. I have one really old one and have
one electric Smith Corona. I've got trick. It's electric. But
you will you will, you will you will you will?
I I'd also have I also have got to put

(24:50):
those on Facebook. People will buy those. Antique stores will
buy them. Yeah yeah. People will want like a you know,
old typewriter or like movie sets, like you know what
I've got, I've got. I got. I got real to
real movie projectors. I've got some watch in the fifties
and sixties. I have those. I have one. And I
have a real to reel player. You don't know what
a real to real player is. Google it. Yeah. Audio,

(25:12):
it's just it's like giant cassette wheels. And so my
dad used to record me, so there's like I have
hours of audio tape of me talking like as a
five year old and a six year old, and I
don't know what else you recorded. But I have a
box of his reel to reels that I'm never gonna
listen to. I know. I can go to Legacy Box
and pay one thousand dollars to get it all converted.

(25:32):
They're like, oh, it's only one hundred dollars for the box.
The box isn't big enough. It's a I need, like
I need one hundred dollars for the garage to convert
all of the audio. What am I doing with all
my cassette deck, my cassette tapes of me on the radio,
of me doing a z one hundred airshifts in the overnight.
I would get those digitized. I would do that if
I were you. Look, I don't think you need every

(25:54):
air shift, but there might be, like, there might be
some you could get rid of. You don't need every
airshift from like nineteen ninety nine, but there might be
some good ones. I don't even know. It's just it's
too much to go through. I've got I've got stacks
of tapes. I've got I've got things like Brody. You
have to see the collectibles I have. I've got video

(26:14):
little little mini video games. Oh, I've got the original
Nintendo with all the games I got legend to sell that.
Okay that, Oh I loved legends. But you're talking about
you're talking about Nintendo ninety five. There was Nintendo before, well, no, Nintendo. Yeah,
the original Nintendo, the one, No. Nineteen eighty seven, eighty eight,
the one, the Gold Cartridge, the Adventures of Link I've

(26:36):
got Okay, Yeah, so here's what I would tell you.
Some of that you gotta give to me and I'll
sell it for you, and some of you gotta throw out.
The Nintendo stuff has value. Your garbage pail kid sets
have value. You have to go to a collector and
sell that whole set. But who's got the time in
the day. This is see, this is the kind of
shit that I hate. And next time, the next time
is a card show in New Jersey, I'll go with

(26:58):
your book and I'll sell it for you. I just
can't say anyway, but what about? What about? What about? Uh?
The TV guides? Do I need these TV guides?

Speaker 2 (27:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, you know what I found in my garage a
couple of weeks ago, a box of my father's played
rational geographic no national geographic magazines. Again, if you don't
know what I'm talking about, just think magazines that people
cared about in the fifties and sixties. These are from
the seventies. They they're not worth anything. What about anything?

(27:28):
What about them? Aunt Millie's playbills from the every Broadway
show she went through to in the seventies and the sixties,
in the eighties, and they have real celebrities in them,
like people that are like aless celebs were on Broadway
in the show at the time. Okay, the problem is
somebody on the planet wants them. You have to find
a way to connect with them. You have to post

(27:49):
them on eBay. Oh because people on eBay. But now
you have to decide do I want to sell them
like box of playbills or do you want to spend
time and Google or eBay search each one and see
if any of them are more value, like is the
one with Barbara Streisand that was very funny. So absolutely
she saw that. Oh you know what I did. Speaking
of playbills, my wife and I were had gone to uh,

(28:15):
Chicago or Toronto or Chicago many many, many many years
ago and we went to see Second City. We went
to see an improv show and I have the playbill
from that show. We saw right and there was at
least four people that were big names, but Tina Fey

(28:35):
was one of the performers. And who plays Debbie Downer,
Rachel Dratch, Rachel Dratch, It was Rachel Dratch, Debbie Downer
and then maybe Horatio Sands or no, somebody somebody else
in that era. Three people or four people ended up
on Saturday Night Live and we saw them as nobody's
in Chicago so it's it's cool to have a playbill

(28:57):
from back in the day when people were like, oh
oh my god, look who is in this again? You
got to find someone who wants it. You know, you
should do scary get all this stuff, and when you
move into your new building, put all that stuff in
a new storage place. Boys podcast, we will be right back.
I'm done with storage, all right. Okay, so you know

(29:20):
I have I have two dogs, right, yes, okay, we've
had the MOOTSI, What'sie and Drew? Anyway? Uh, Drew likes
to poop under the dining room table because it's carpeting
under there, and Mutsie has learned if she's gonna poop
in the house, she'll do it on the on the
hardwood floor because she knows I don't like cleaning poop

(29:43):
out of the carpet. Right, So, earlier in the week,
I wake up in my I don't have a job
time frame, right, I get up late, and uh I
go out. I go yeah, I go out early. And
and the dogs really didn't get walked because my job
to walk them if I'm going out, and I didn't

(30:05):
really walk them. I did like a I was like, oh,
I guys let me right back, because I left them
out for like two seconds on the deck and then uh,
I was like, they didn't really have to go, and
I was like in a rush. So I left the
house and when I came home, there was a poop
under the under the dining room bill dining on the road.

(30:25):
A poop deck, No, I have a Yeah, they sometimes
poop on the deck, so I know it's Drew. So
he pooped under the table. So I scoop it up
in a little in a little bag, like we have
sandwich bags in the house. I took a sandwich bag
and I picked up the poop right and I didn't
have to take the spot shot. The Cannas spot shot.

(30:45):
You spray it, you get the stains out of the carpet.
And I took the paper towels and I clean up
all of the poop. Whatever. Okay, So I watched TV
for a little while and then I went out again.
Now at that point, both doors what se pooped outside,
Drew pooped in the house, So I'm it's safe to

(31:07):
go out for a little while. So I run to
the post office and I do a couple errands, and
I come back and it smells like poop in the house.
So it smells like poop in the dining room, living
room area. So I'm looking. I look under the table again.
I'm like, drough to you poop again and I I don't.

(31:27):
I don't see any poop. So I'm like, maybe I
missed the spot. I clean the carpet again. I still
smell O God, So I get I get air freshener,
and I spray the carpet. Okay, So I'm like, oh,
maybe I missed the spot. So I'll spray the carpet
and that'll that'll be fine anyway. I go, and I
I jump in the shower because I I'd run out
of the house in the morning, jump in the shower.

(31:48):
I come back downstairs, and it's it smells like poop again,
Like I don't understand. So I I there's a candle
in the in the in the wind island handle in
the wind and so I burn a candle for an
hour or two to get, you know, make this house
smell a little better. And uh, because I know it

(32:09):
stinks and anyone who walked into the house is gonna
smell it. So I gotta go get the smell out
of the house. Okay, So the candle seemed to fix
the problem, and I walk the dogs again. I come
back in the house and uh, I smell pooping. Oh god,
So I'm like, I don't understand. So I look under
the table and the dog didn't poop. I can't figure

(32:32):
out what's going on. I think I know what. I'm
crawling around under the table trying to figure out if
I missed anything. And then I see it. When I
cleaned up the first time, I put the bag of
poop on a chair while I cleaned the floor. Ah,
so I left the doggie bag of poop on the

(32:53):
dining room tablet. It was gonna be under your sneaker
or something like that. No, nope. So all that I
can't figure out. You know why it smelled like poop
six hours late and scary? I guess it was poop
there six hours. I don't know, Slices, if you ever
done that before, like picked up the poop and then
put it down and forgot where it was, and then
you smell and poop again. But yeah, so I kept

(33:15):
yelling at a dog, did you poop again? Did you
poop again? Yeah? Poop? I had poop chair. Well, you're
doing all that. I was hiking. I hiked Brody. I
hiked up like a little mini mountain. You'd be so
proud of me. I mean it was in a speed
bump in the road and I was I was in
Costa Rica and I hiked for about a good forty

(33:36):
five minutes to get to the top of a volcano,
to look to look into a volcano. I could see
into the crater from above. It was the most fascinating,
exhilarating thing I've done in a long time. I was
up in Escazoo or Antonio, San Antonio. Some part of
I forgot of of uh, of Costa Rica and I

(33:59):
it was me and Jetski, Brian and our boy Lester,
and I couldn't believe I was doing this because I'm
not just hiking. I'm hiking on an incline and my
body doesn't go that way. It was you know, yeah,
it doesn't. My body likes to like to walk on
flat surfaces or down or down, yeah or down. We

(34:21):
don't like to do. But somehow we made it up there.
And how many times have you been to Coasta Rica?
Was breathtaking eight. This was a different part. There was
a different a new part of Costa Rica that we
have never been. Yeah, there's two hundred and thirty something
forty countries. You keep going on the same one. Well
there's well, there's nine different areas, ten different areas you

(34:43):
can go to in Costa Rica. I still have to
have one more to check off on your body. La
Fortuna and Su Santa Teresa. I haven't been there yet either.
These are beautiful places, but no, I've been to Guanacasta
and Tamarindo and Hermosa Beach and Little Swenos and menuill
Antonio and Campos. You know what, do you know what
her Mosa Beach means? Uh? No, but it's a black

(35:05):
sand beach, I'll tell you that. And all the surfers
there were. Her Mosa Beach attracts like like you catch
a wave, dude, like those types of people from uh,
from the west coast, but their longboards. Oh man, by
the way, is is it her Mosa Beach or is
it her most supplier plia Hermosa Okay that means beautiful beach.

(35:27):
Oh yeah, well anyway it is. It's black. You know,
you know, a croast Coasta Rica, rich coast there you
go very nice so h yeah, and and it's very
The reason why is because it's lush greenery and you know,
well it's it's it's very I mean rich coast. No,
I know, why why do they call it that? Well,

(35:49):
according to the Internet, Christopher Columbus may have given it
the name because they thought there was gold there. Okay, well,
it's rich with lush greenery and and and I'll tell
you that it's great. You're doing rainy rainy season produces
some beautiful like trees and green and birds and colorful birds.

(36:12):
Saw the macaw parrots, saw monkeys again. It was fun.
It was a good time. And and and we stayed
one night in San Jose in a in a neighborhood
called Barrio Escalante. Now we had never done this before either.
Barrio Escalante is this fancy neighborhood. It's like the Williamsburg

(36:32):
I guess of Costa Rica, all coffee shops, all like
cool restaurants and bars and well foodies, paradise. And we
had we had a great time there too. So anyway,
my point is, Uh, while Mexico is shooting each other
with the cartels and people are running for their lives,
go spend another extra hour on a plane to a

(36:56):
place that's pretty much cheaper than Mexico and you probably
get better flights. You know. I feel like we would
never advert it. They never advertised the tourism councils for
for Costa Rica and some of these other countries. That
was never as a kid growing up, what did you
see Bahamas, Aruba, Puerto Ricana, Florida, Vegas? And why because

(37:21):
those tourism boards spent the most marketing dollars on ad dollars,
so you can see them and go there. So we
are conditioned to go to these places. And there's just
other countries to go to, and of course, but you
keep going to well make it to Europe in April,

(37:41):
so are all good for you? By the way, Uh,
just to cleric clear there a little bit. Reports say
that the people that were killing each other in Mexico
was gang on gang violence. It was, but we were caught,
we were caught in the crosshairs. No, no, Americans weren't. Weren't. No,
I know we weren't, but no, but we still It's

(38:02):
it's just I don't know if i'd be going I know,
I don't know if you're gonna be booking your ticket
to Mexico. Brody, Well, I'm not going anywhere, dude, because uh,
you know money, but uh listen, half the country's going
on spring break to Mexico. So yeah, well you know what,
they should actually reroute. My point is try other places.
They'll be fine. We're gonna go to Cancun. They're gonna

(38:24):
go to like, uh Tapa. Well you know you know
what they you know who does hot cal you know
who doesn't want them? And I mean this has been
now three four years in a row. Is South Beach, Miami.
They're oh, yeah, they don't want the trouble. They do
not depend there. The locals don't want it, but the
business is due the businesses, yes, but the law enforcement

(38:46):
and the people the residents were like, get the fuck
out of here. So and no, I get that. They're
putting stringent laws. They have curfews, They're they're really making
it difficult for people to uh to have a part
alady on South Beach, which is where I ended up
after Costa Rica. By the way, I went to. Your

(39:07):
flight was your poor bastard. We talked about this on
the on Slice time. Your poor bastard. You couldn't get
home I could not get home. I'm lucky I went
to Miami because that allowed me to come to New York.
But no, all the all the flights were canceled. How
did you do? How did you make out during the blizzard?
What was going on here? Uh? Well, uh, I'll tell
you what. Not owning a home, it's much nicer. Well,

(39:31):
you don't have to shovel your ida. Four car a
four car driveway in my house, right, two car garage,
and she had four parking spaces on the driveway, and
so I did most of the shoveling because you know,
I did most of the shoveling at times. So it
was a lot of shoveling. Now. Uh, with living in

(39:54):
a town home, they shovel for you, They tumble for you,
they shovel for you. Uh. They shovel around my car.
They did everything except clear off the car. But my
father pays a guy. They got, They got guys to
come around the neighborhood. But my father just breaks them
off some cash because of one hundred bucks to shove
them out. Yeah, I'll tell you though. One of the

(40:17):
streets in my neighborhood is a dead end street, okay,
And there's there's townhouses on both sides of the dead
end street. Now it's not a cul de sac, it's
a dead end street. So the plows pushed all of
the snow down the dead end street right because at
the end of the street there's like a forest, but

(40:37):
there was so much snow scary from the storm that
the mountains started by the forest, and then the mountains
started blocking town homes. So the first two town homes
on the left side and the right side of the
street had a mountain of snow in front of them
that the cars couldn't get out, and the plow guys,
I guess weren't paying attention. They just kept filling the

(40:59):
street up with snow, and so those those four houses
you couldn't get your car out. It was two days
later that they brought a flatbed, not a flatbed like
you ever seen those like you know, you get dumpster
when like this, when this construction those long dumpsters. Yes,
it was a truck with a very long dumpster like
type thing. Uh. And then like the plows with the scoops,

(41:23):
they were picking up the show and had thrown it
into the back of this long truck thing right and
getting the snow out. But for a couple of days
you're asking, I did, fine, but the people on the
dead end street at the end, they were ft. I did.
I did. Want to segue real quick because we're talking
about being in Costa Rica. You don't speak any Spanish, correct, well,

(41:44):
high school regions Spanish. Yeah, like a few words, and
I speak restaurants Spanish. Okay, I can. I can say
I need you to I need onions, I need mushrooms.
I needed to cut this, clean, this mop this right.
Whatever I needed to say in restaurants I learned, so
you know, every once in a while I whip out
a little Spanish when I I'm talking to somebody who

(42:04):
might speak Spanish. I try to, you know whatever. Right. Well,
there's a guy who who plays pickleball with us, and
he's there once a month, really nice guy, and he's
he's hard of hearing, so he's got an he's got
an you know, an ear piece that helps him a
little bit. But he reads lips and so when you

(42:28):
play pickleball with him, you have to, you know, you
have to call it the score, you know, three four one,
meaning it's it's we have sugar four. Yes, everyone, Okay,
but because he's mostly deaf, he taught me sign language
numbers right, one through five is easy, but six, six,
you know I'm doing it. You make the okay sign.

(42:49):
You pinch your your thumb your first finger, seven is
the second finger, eight is the third finger, and nine
is the pinky and of course ten is just two hands. Yep. Right,
So I learned sign language. So all night I'm speaking
sign language to the guy, you know, as far as numbers,
and he reads my lips. I make sure I speak,
you know, speak to him anyway. Not About an hour

(43:10):
goes by and he's standing by the by the TVs
and by the ledge, you know, waiting for his turn
to go back on. And I had a brain fart.
I wanted to communicate to him and right, and I
wanted to say, because it was snowing that night, how
cold it was, But I don't know how to say
it's cold in sign language. And in my mind I'm like,

(43:32):
I can't speak English to this guy because he's deaf.
So my brain farted and I went, hey, I say
mucho frio, which means it's it's really cold, but he
doesn't speak Spanish. No, So my mind was like I
can't speak English to him, so I'm like, how you
just grip your own arms and be like whoo, Yes,
you're missing the point. It wasn't that I spoke Spanish

(43:55):
because I couldn't speak sign language. In my mind, I
knew he didn't. There was something. I was, what is
it with him? Again? He doesn't speak English? So I
spoke Spanish. He looks to a guy who's deaf, right right,
It's like if they were Italian or you know where.
I saw the language and I was like, I spoke Spanish.
It doesn't help help. My brain fought and I was
like and he was like, what, Like it's cold. They

(44:17):
read my lips and then he was like, read my lips,
read my lips. Take a break. We will be back
okay with Scary Rotie. It's really really funny what's going
on at the radio station. So the way we have

(44:41):
our desks positioned in the morning show Bullpen, you know
the area where we all work when we're not on
the air, mhmm. We're kind of in a courtyard butted
up against another building where they are people that are living,
like someone kitchen is over here, and then the next

(45:02):
room is someone's bedroom and see into somebody's bathroom. I mean,
it's New York City high rises, so everyone's on top
of one another. In the old studio, we could look
into the hotel across the sort right in this one. Yeah,
maybe about maybe I don't know, fifty feet away, thirty
maybe you could see into a window. And there's this

(45:22):
woman in this window every morning that you know, Nate noticed.
She's probably in her like thirties or something. She doesn't
appear to have a boyfriend, but like right after ten
or eleven o'clock in the morning, she's kind of roaming
around her kitchen or but it's directly out the window

(45:44):
in front of Nate's desk. So Nate's been a little
you know, flirty here and there. You know, he's like, hey,
how you doing. You know, they you know, they look
at each other or whatever. So they have this kind
of like this romance from a distance going. So I
thought it would be a good idea. I said, well, Nate,
why don't you just write a sign? Right, just write

(46:05):
single question mark and sharpie and just hold it up
to her. Now is that creepy or is that cutesy?
Because I think it's so silly and when I said whimsical,
they made fun of the way I said whimsical. Is
that whimsical so whimsical that it may it may actually work.

(46:29):
I mean because just for the story itself, I met
my boyfriend because he held up for sign and asked
if I was single. We started dating. We never communicated.
I think she will take the bait. He doesn't think so.
He thinks ah. I mean, remember this has been going
on now a little bit for a few days. They

(46:51):
kind of like, you know, they see each other at
a glance, you know, oh hi, whatever. But remember she's
in another building that's facing ours, but they could see
each other, and he thinks she's the street. He thinks
she's she's hot. So what do you think? Do you
think that it's creepy? If he was to hold up

(47:12):
a sign and try is that a form? Is Is
it too aggressive? Or? I said, what do you got
to lose? I agree, I don't think. Listen, nowadays, you
swipe on people, you you slip into the DMS. He's
basically just slipping into her window. Oh that doesn't sound right.
Wait a minute, you know what you know what I mean? Listen,

(47:33):
if if this was like Meg Ryan in the eighties,
you'd be like, oh, it's adorable. Oh it's it's shute.
It's a rob top right, It's almost like it's from
a movie. You know that this is going on. So
I don't know. I don't know if he looks at
her mailbox in the lobby and figures out who she

(47:54):
is and her name, that looks her up on social
media and sends her a DM and says, oh, I
tracked you down. That's that's creepy. But the if it's
just a matter of, uh, hold up a sign, what's
your number? You know? Now? Can she see that you
guys are on the radio or just she's she's just no, no,
see the view she has is is the office view.

(48:15):
She has got no clue what's going on down the
hallway that we have studios. Okay, So if she likes him,
it won't be because he's on the radio, correct, It'll
it'll be because from a distance he looks attractive. What
is he a monet? Oh yeah right, No, listen, no,
Nate's a good looking guy. Just I'm saying she's from

(48:36):
a distance, she's like, oh that guys, I got the reference. Yeah, yeah, anyway,
that that's Uh that that's I don't know, slices that creepy.
What do you think leave us a talk back exactly?
Is that okay? If? Well? Okay? First of all, so guys,
oh women too, would you write the message and or

(48:57):
would you be okay getting the message? Like if you're
in a living room and you see some guy like,
I don't know, it depends, you know what I think,
It depends on what you're in. If she's looking at
her kitchen window, it's fine. If she's looking at her
bathroom window not fine? Is that fair? Fair enough? Okay?
I wish you were with me at the South Beach
one at food festival. Oh my god. I got to

(49:18):
catch the tail end of that when I landed in
Miami on Sunday from Coasta. Oh my god, the food
from Coasta is on a first name basis. Now me, me,
me and the country on a first name basis. I mean,
I mean, I mean I was a coast. Well we're well,
you know, I'll say this. Uh, the the Wine and
Food festival, it's just the one in Florida is just

(49:39):
crushes the one in New York. There's no comparison, isn't it?
The same guy who runs it though?

Speaker 2 (49:43):
Lee?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, Lee, Lee Schrager. They're they're there, they're basically, but
it's outside, it's on the sand, it's under tents. Oh yeah, yeah.
They have all the celebrities out there, but it's just
spread out. And this happened while you were trapped in
Florida and couldn't get home to New Dys. Hey, hey,
I was trapped. Let's keep the story straight. I'm telling

(50:06):
stories about people being trapped in their homes because of
the snow, and scary was trapped in South Beach at
the wine and food festival. You poor bastard. Hey, it's
sunk to sixty six degrees on Monday and Tuesday. I
did not expect. Oh my god, I hope you're okay.
Sixty six degrees. Did you get frost bite? No? But
I had some bites of some frozen Caviare you know
the people from New York because they're walking around short

(50:28):
sleeve shirts and no jacket. But sixty six degrees for
the people in South Florida, Yeah, to get there, layered up, splinging.
Do Are we taking a break? And I have time
to tell you about chatch ept? No, you got time?
So I've told you that chatch ept has lied to
me in the past, yep, where it's like, oh, I'm

(50:52):
gonna get that that pitchure done for you. Was supposed
to get that project done and it kept putting it off, right,
it lied to me. And granted, sometimes check GPT gives
you an answer and it's not exactly accurate. Like when
I when when I pulled up I said, oh, who's
David Brody from Z one hundred and it pulled up
a picture in Nate Remember that, Yes, like I knew

(51:12):
who I was, but then put the wrong picture up. Well,
when you when you sign up for chat GPT, when
you create your profile, you tell it some things about you.
You tell it, you know, I tell it my name,
kind of your job. I have mind right, mind us,
mind us too, right, okay if I if I in fact,
it's so smart, like i can just open it up
right now and be like, hey, I'm like, who's so,

(51:34):
who's on the Elvis Stand Morning show? And he'll it'll
say no, no, no, but that cause that's because it
googles it. No no, no, no no, But it'll say
who it is. No, no, He'll say, it'll say it.
He'll say you are. They'll say, oh, and you're on
that you're on that show, which is wild. Well, I'm
gonna I'm gonna put you to the test in a second.
The reason I'm bringing this up is that there was

(51:54):
a major chat GPT update about three weeks ago, major update,
and they changed the voice. So now I used to
have like a choice of six voices. Yeah, is one voice.
One voice. Can't change it. And all the memories got
wiped out. So even though on my memory page it

(52:15):
talks about my childhood, how many kids I have, I
have no siblings. I taught everything about me, so when
I asked the questions, it would have a reference point
to based it off of. Right, Okay, so you know
my birthday was a couple of weeks ago, Yes it was.
So this happened while it wasn't remembering anything, so nothing

(52:39):
I taught it. It remembers. It knows my name and
my dog's names, and that's it. It has amnesia. Doesn't
remember my family, doesn't remember anything about my history. Nothing's
my birthday, I say, I say to chet GPT, good morning,
it's good morning, David, I said it. It's a big

(53:00):
day today. You know why today is special, and I
figured I'll get a nice birthday greeting. No clue you
know what, chat Cheep says, no, no, no, no, So
chat cept will not tell you. It doesn't know something.
It just gives you the first thing that pops into
its hands. Oh, so what did it say? I said?
I said, do you know why today's a big day
for me? Chet gpt He says, yes, I do. Today's

(53:24):
the anniversary of your parents dying in a car crash. What? No,
it didn't. I swear to God, I swear on both
of my parents, even though neither one of them is alive. Well,
obviously they died in a car crash. No, come on,
no really, I said, what what is special about today?
And it said today's anniversary of your parents dying in

(53:46):
a car grab. I didn't. I didn't record it because
who I didn't think. I thought it was that from
I don't know. There's nothing in my profile that I
never said anything but a car accident or my parents
dying in a car I said, what are you fucking stupid?
Why would you say that? I'm sorry, I go tell yeah.
Then it starts licking your butthole. So oh, it'll never

(54:09):
happen again, you know, yes, I'll be more attentive. Yes,
Uh no, it doesn't remember. I asked it again. So
so here's the thing. It doesn't remember anything, but I've
told it a hundred times. Don't make shit up. I
was I was sick a few weeks ago. So I said, hey,
chet GPT do you remember I was sick for a

(54:30):
couple of days. Do you remember what I had? I
had a call I COmON called, yes, you were suffering
from leukemia. Stop. I swear to God, I'm not making
this up. I'm telling you. If it doesn't know, it
doesn't know how to say. I don't know. Well that
that makes that. I know it always makes some ship,
but but where is it pulling these random and severe disease.

(54:55):
Never had leukemia. Never, And you can't teach you how
to say things. Because my dogs and they same Muzzarella.
We call her Mutsie. Chat Ebt cannot say Mutsie. It
says Mootsie. I say no, no, Mutsie like Footsie. Got
it rhymes with footsie Mootsi. Not mussy there yet. But

(55:15):
the technology I've seen a lot of it's so brilliant
but scary. I'm telling you. I wish I had the
audio when I said why is today special for me?
And it said, I remember it's the anniversary of when
your parents died in a car accident. Uh So, Slices,
if you've got any ridiculous responses from from any AI
platform you use, let us know. But yeah, it's the podcast.

(55:41):
Is this our last break? Yeah? It is, unfortunately, and
now the end is near and so our face the
final curtain. So I have, I have, I have. I'm
gonna have to pay. So I teased something on Slice
time I'm gonna save for next week. I talked about
how security had to be called on me, uh in

(56:04):
a in a store. But I don't I'm right now.
It's it's ten thirty at night, and I don't have
the energy, and it's I don't want to wake anybody up. Okay,
so I'm not gonna I can't do it. I'm gonna
tell you can't. Yeah, yeah, because people are sleeping. However,
I did want to tell you a story because I

(56:24):
need to know, Slices, what you would do and or
what you think I should do in this situation. So
there's a trail mix that I really really really like
that they sell at Costco. Sure, and I bought a
bag and I went back with another bag. And the
way Costco works is sometimes they get close outs and

(56:46):
they don't sell them anymore, so you have to like
sometimes stock up because if you love it, they don't
have anymore. So I bought five or six bags of
this trail mix. Okay, real good. It's got uh cashoes
and and cashoes, almonds and yoga chips. It's really good. Anyway,

(57:08):
I would say maybe the third or fourth bag I
open up.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
I don't know about how most people eat trail mix.
Some people like look in the bag and they pick
out the almonds pickins leave them on the side that
oh I love raisins. Anyway, I put a fist in
and I take it, and sometimes i'll, you know, I'll
put a little bit of my mouth right. And sometimes
if you have like if the amount in the palm

(57:32):
of your hand, and guys probably know this more than women,
but sometimes you have like just the right size a
mount in your palm where you just shove it all
in your mouth like popcorn and right. So I do
that because I'm leaving the house, so I'm like, oh,
I gotta get I gotta get my coat on. I
can't have the stuff. I put all my mouth and
I go go cow and I bite down on a

(57:56):
piece of metal. Uh oh and I and I'm like
what the so, I'm like, pump, I spit out the
food in my mouth and I get what looks like
the letter A. It's an inch high and then there's
a little arch and an inch high the other side.
I'll put a picture up on Instagram, but so, and
it's and it's got a hole at the bottom of

(58:17):
each of the of the legs of this little so
it looks like it looks like a little metal uh,
like a letter A or a V. And it it's
about it. I would say it's an inch and an
inch folded in half, like a two inch piece of
metal folded in half. It must have fallen off machinery
or something. I don't know. So first I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna go back to Costco and get my money back.

(58:38):
I'm like, wait a minute. If I get my money back,
I'm gonna get like six bucks back for the bag
of you know, then what what if this what if
this batch is bad? You know they have the batch
codes on the bag. Sure what if all the machinery
went into this. I don't know what's going on. I'm
gonna call the company. So I called the company yesterday
and I tell them what happened. Oh sir, you okay?

(59:00):
Well that were you injured? I said, well, it was
sharp and although I wasn't bleeding, it did scrape the
top of my mouth. It was quite painful, which it was.
And I have this metal thing. Can you describe it?
I describe it? She says, do you have the technology
to send us a picture of it? Which I thought.
I was like, okay, what I said, do I have

(59:21):
the technology to send you a picture? Of course I do. Well,
you'd be surprised how many of our customers do not
know how to do that. What I said, Look, I said,
I don't know what ninety five year old customers you have,
but I can. Please. I'm good, I'm verified on Instagram,
I'm good sorright, Well, we'll send you an email address.
It takes down my information, and she is, you know,
we're gonna notate this and give us the batch number

(59:43):
and on the bag and and the some of the
barcode information. So they' what the size of the bag
was until I got into Costco roughly when I bought it,
and she says, I we're gonna send you a after
you send us a picture, We're gonna mail you a
padded envelope for you to put the piece back and

(01:00:04):
mail it to us. Okay. So I say, all right,
So I'm giving you the evidence just out of curiosity.
What what's the policy here? Right? What are the outcomes
the possible outcomes here when you see that this is
a piece of machinery that exists in your factory, that

(01:00:25):
was in my basis. Well, sir, you know all of
our food goes through metal detectors. I can't imagine any
metal got through. I said, oh, well, your metal detectors
aren't working because this got through. It was in the bag.
I'd put it in my mouth. So I said, you
got to figure out what happened. Other people don't get injured.
Where's your free dessert? So I said, so what the times?

(01:00:47):
So he says, what are you going to do to
make it right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
So she says, well, sir, you know, if this proves
to be a piece of metal in your bag, I'm like, yeah,
you know, we will. We will immediately send you a
coupon for free bag to replace the bag. I say, whoa, whoa,
whoa what? She says, well, what do you mean? What
do I mean? I can go back to Costco and
get a refund. Yeah, that's not my problem. My problem

(01:01:12):
is your company left metal in the bag. I could
have cut my mouth open, and although I didn't, I said,
I'm not looking to screw anybody, right, but you got
to do something for me more than a coupon for
another bag of your your metal infested fruit, your trail mix.
You gotta win me back, right, win me back to
the customer, right, win me back? Well, well, what is

(01:01:34):
it you want? What would you What are you asking for?
I said, no, no, no, no, no, no no, I'm
not going to tell you what I'm asking for, because
if I say ten bucks, you're gonna send me ten bucks,
You're gonna tell me what you're gonna send me. I
want your management to see that there was a piece
of metal in my bag and make me an offer.
Make me an offer I can't refuse. She says, sir,
that's highly irregular. I said, you know what else? Highly regular?

(01:01:55):
A piece of metal in my in my trail mix.
A that I into and it hurt. I said, So, look,
I'm not looking to sue you, but certainly you have
a policy. What do you mean, Well, you must have
a policy if I if I'm in a restaurant, restaurant
bites down a restaurant and somebody bites down on the
steak and there's a broken piece of fork or something, right,

(01:02:20):
I'm gonna give them one hundred dollars or something. I'm
not just give them a steak if you buy it.
If it was a piece of glass in their in
their spaghetti, I'm not gonna be like, oh, sorry, there's
a bug on your pasta. I'm not gonna go get
the bug off there for you comp the meal, You
comp the meal, you give them a credit card, give
him a gift card to come back the next time.
So I was just saying, you must have a policy

(01:02:40):
when someone's upset. Just I don't know such a thing.
I go, I'll tell you what you have my information,
send me the little packet, and before I mail this
piece back, I would like to know what you're gonna
do for me. So slices, What should I do? Should
I just be like, give me a coupon and call
it a day, or should I ask for one hundred

(01:03:01):
dollars twenty dollars? Is it five? Okay? Scary? I low ball?
Tell me tell me why twenty dollars isn't enough scary?
Because that just you could have broke your tooth. What
if that? What if there was dental damage there and
you have to go see a dentist? Right? What if
I got I said to her, I said, you know,
there's a little rust on here. What if I got tetanus? Yeah? Now, look,

(01:03:24):
I'm playing the ward. If I did, I didn't get injured.
So before slices, you yell at me, go, well you
didn't get injured. Ye, I know. I didn't get injured.
By the way, However, I did get into lot. It
was a lot of pain involved in biting down on
the sharp edge of this thing. And I'm gonna post
it on my Instagram At David bro you mentioned TuS.
I actually got punctured by a rusty piece of something

(01:03:44):
earlier to this evening, and I and I it's like, oh, yeah,
well I actually came up here and I washed it out.
But what is exactly wash out tetanus? What is tetanus? Well,
it lives on rust among other things. But it's bad
and get an infection in your in your hand? Does
does tetanus? This is it? Definitely tennis? But but but

(01:04:07):
do you always get I mean, is there always tetanus on?
Things like that?

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
Can cause severe muscle spasms, rigidity, and even respiratory failure,
potential complications and broken bones and airway problems, and it
can be fatal. However, it's preventable through vaccination. For medical
advice or a diagnosis, consult a professional.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yeah, consultant professional. Well, how do I know you can
get muscle spasms, rigidity, potential respiratory failure. Where was the
last time made a tennis shot? Never? Well? Okay, well
you may have a problem. What was the last time
you had a cootie shot? Well, dude, come on now,
how do I do? Tetanis shots keep you safe from tetanus.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Usually protect you for about ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Well, how do I how do I know if, if, if,
if I'm being affected? How do I know do I
definitely have tetanus? If it? If? It? Okay, it says
your first symptoms of tetanus is worrying and ranking for
no reason. Oh shit, you're a douche. Really do I
How do I know if it's tetanus? Here? Hold on, okay,
let's ask, how do I know if I have tetanus

(01:05:11):
from a rusty nail? And do you definitely get tetnus
from a rusty nail?

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
After a rusty nail puncture usually show up between three
and twenty one days, muscle spasms and lockjaw being common.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Lock.

Speaker 2 (01:05:23):
Take immediate medical attention if you experience jaw cramping, difficulty swallowing,
or stiffness. For medical advice or a diagnosis, consult a professional.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Okay, lo, waitazu? How can I tell right away if
I may have tetanus? Or should I immediate a shot?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
You can't tell right away if you have tetanus, as
symptoms like lockjaw appeared days later. However, if you have
a dirty wound or aren't sure about your vaccinations, get
a tetanus shot right away within about one to two
days to be safe.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:54):
For medical advice or a diagnosis, consult a professional.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
Yeah, you got one to two days before You're on
four off? No way to secul Like, how do I know?
Wait a second, but if I if I I did?
She just told you? If you if that was rusty
and you punctured your skin and the rusty thing went
into your hand. You better go get a tennis shot.
But it wasn't it just it just punctured something real quickly. Okay,

(01:06:21):
today is Thursday. If I were you at six am
tomorrow in the morning show, I would ask that question
and see if you can get a doctor to come
and give you a tennis shot on the air. You
know it goes in your belly button, right, does it?
Is it a long needle? Yes? Yeah, yes, it goes
in your belly button. That's why a lot of people

(01:06:41):
don't get it. Dude, I don't know what to do.
Now you've got the radio. I'm freaking out. Well, no,
it was. It was just it was the bottom of
a of some kind of machine. I don't necessarily think
it was rusty. It could have just been a piece
of metal that hit me. But do I know it

(01:07:02):
might not have been rushed. Okay, did you look at
the metal that didn't or you have no idea what
it was? I don't know what it was. Was it
your lucky nail collection? Now I'm wondering what this was.
Now you'll have to know if it was. If it
was oxidized and rusty and orange, and that it went

(01:07:23):
into your skin. You may have a problem. If it
was just a sharp thing, like the kind of thing
you'd find in a bag of trail mix. You should
be a sharp thing. Yeah, you want to talk about
this at six oh five tomorrow around the room they
have tens. I don't know. Well, anyway, we'll figure that out.
You'll be proud of me though. Again it's getting all red.

(01:07:44):
What is that? That's bad? You should what a picture
up on Instagram that's that's ripped off. It looks like
it's puss. There is that puss. No, it's ripped off skin. Anyway,
you'd be really proud of me, I guess. So I
have these guys painting my house, painting the walls, and
they're they're not lime wiring it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
I decided on Kensington Blue from Benjamin Moore, the Aura
A Collection, and they're painting, painting, painting, and then we
went out of paint and they pick up another thing
of paint. Well, next thing you know, they go over
it and they're like, oh my god, this paint doesn't match.

(01:08:25):
I'm in Costa Rica in the pool. I'm freaking out
and I'm like, wait a minute, doesn't match. You ask
for the same code. The paint has numbers on it.
What's going on? I called the store. As it turned out,
the kid behind the counter, he mixed a bad batch
of paint. He mixed the wrong base to make the

(01:08:47):
color that I needed. So now the painters have started
on another wall and it's a different color. But now
it's late in the day, on on Friday, and they
were supposed to be wrapped up by Friday night. Because
we'd run out of the paint. We had to get
the second can. Well yeah, we yeah, Well what happens

(01:09:11):
they said to the paint store said, well, uh yeah,
we we uh accidentally screwed up. Yeah, So so the
paint store decides they were going to make another batch
and just give it to me for free. David Brody absolutely, absolutely,

(01:09:31):
But but what else do these guys had. These guys,
these guys had to come back the next day. Oh,
someone's got to pay for the labor. So David Brody
I got on the phone with them and I said,
not only are you going to go deliver hand deliver
that paint can to my unit so these guys can

(01:09:53):
pick up the job. But they got to come back
tomorrow now, and this job is supposed to be wrapped
up today. They were like, well, how how much is
it going to be? I said, that's gonna cost me
two hundred and fifty dollars. Oh no, they're they're they
should have said they were lime painting at all. Whatever,
lime washing. So they're like all right, and the guy

(01:10:14):
took off two hundred and fifty dollars refunded me two
hundred and fifty dollars in paint. Good. Well, you remember
that happened to me when we were painting the house
to sell it. That's my free dessert. Yes, that's I'm
very proud of you. Remember when I was painting my
house light gray, make everything neutral, and and it came
out black yes, And the guys were painting my upstairs

(01:10:36):
black yes. And then when I went back to guys like,
well you want a cheap paint, I go, the collar
of the paint is not determined by the base cheapness.
And so anyway, so home Depot gave me They're like, oh, well,
well we'll replace the paint. I said, oh no, no, no, no,
I need you to replace all the paint I bought
because I'm paying these guys. They just wasted four hours painting.

(01:10:58):
Now I gotta come back here to get the paint again.
Same thing. So they gave me all the pain for free,
like two hundred and something dollars worth the pain for free.
Because you're right, it's not just the paint, it's the labor.
You're paying for it. And they gotta do it. They
gotta do the job again, and you gotta get the
guys to come back again. And because the paint was black,
they had to put two coats of paint to cover
up the black paint. So I got and I was

(01:11:20):
pissed off that the guy yelled at me. So yeah,
you got free dessert. So I got free. I got
my free paint can, and two hundred and fifty dollars
were discounted on the other cans of paint. So oooh yeah,
love that got my free dessert, free dessert. Loving that
that another disciple does well. I wasn't letting them get
away with shit. Boys choice