The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #362

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys caste reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yeah Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three sixty two
and beyond. It's scary and brody and Brody is the
scary And how you feeling there, David, you're good, I'm
feeling David. Yes, Anthony, I'm good. David, Yes, you did, Anthony.
It's the show about the show, right, this is the one.
This is the show that's the companionship to the real episode.

(00:50):
So you'll hear products. It's not the companionship, it's the
companion piece the companion. The companionship isn't their companionship is
in their camaraderie amongst the episode. I would like to
think they all get along, but some of them have
quite an attitude. I have to say. I'll say, and
it's not my fault, it's your attitude. That's fine. So yeah,
so it's your first time listening, well welcome, but you

(01:12):
may none of this may make any sense because it's
referencing episode three sixty two, So there you have it
and prior and there you go. So yeah, so we're
gonna play talkbacks. Let's go, let's play talkbacks. Let's do
what any do on the iHeart Radio app. Youre we
go correct only the iHeart Radio App. And by the way,
while we have you, if you haven't done it, reset
your presets. Make sure you make the Brooklyn Boys podcast

(01:33):
your number one preset on that iHeartRadio app. All right, yeah,
And you know those other radio shows you listen to
it that ask you to make them number one, They
don't really want you to be number one. They don't
care about you exactly. We do care about you, all right.
So here we go with this week's talk talkbacks from
the iHeart Radio App.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Walkday, Brooklyn Boys, Welcome back. Some bitch from Queen's Here.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Scary mentioned on the last size time that he was
sitting next to Rock Royalty and had no idea until after.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I have a story like that meant ire comic con.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
I'm chatting with some big blonde guy standing behind a table.
I had no idea who he was. My friend comes over,
sees who I'm talking to, tells me later that the
big blonde guy is a wrestling Hall of Famer named
Hack Saw Jim Duggan. I had never heard of.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh we have may I share a didn't know who
the famous person was?

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Story?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, So my mother used to be very good friends
with a religious Jewish woman. Her name was Rika, and
they were in Atlantic City in a very very nice
hotel and Rifka comes up to the room that she's
sharing with my mom and says, you're never gonna believe this.
The weirdest thing happened to me. She says what she said.

(02:45):
I was outside and I saw this very good looking
man of color. I didn't know who he was in
a Bentley, very nice car, and I said, oh, that's
a nice car. And he says, oh, you like the car.
She says, that's a great car. He says, would you
like to go for ride in the car? I'll take
you around the area. Well, if you want to, you know,
go for a ride, you know, if he's being friendly.

(03:07):
She says, I don't know who this man is. He's
just a good looking I'm gonna say it's the way
she spoke. He's just a good looking black man. I
don't know who he is. He obviously was rich. I
don't know who he was. So I walk into the
hotel and all the door meant come over to me.
He drives off and they say, what were you talking
to him about? Do you know who that was. She's like,
I have no idea who it was. They said, he's

(03:28):
somebody named Michael Jordan. That's amazing. I love that. I
had no clue. Michael Jordan was like, would you?

Speaker 6 (03:38):
Would you?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
My mother was like, are you kidding me? I didn't.
Let's go back and go for a ride. Let's see
what we can. That's great. I didn't know that story. Yeah,
because he laughed. He I didn't know who he was.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Anyway, Hey, boys, some bitch from Queen's again. Scary. When
you were pointing.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
And laughing at that kid's sign at the Jingle Bowl
pre show thing, you basically turned to that kid in
school who's at recess and goes.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
Hey, everyone look at Jimmy's dirty, cheap, crappy sneakers.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Ha ha, No one else is Sneezer's like, yeah, congrat scary.
You're like sixty five years old and bullya.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Child pretty much pretty much.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
Hey Bryson, boys, this is rename from Lancaster and yeah, scary,
it's Miville night.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
I'm still up and I'll go to work. I wasn't out.

Speaker 8 (04:28):
I want to know the reason is the reason you're
not doing doctor your program because he's not a sponsor,
and as Vinnie Deals because Bertie said you will be
doing some day program. Is Vinnie Deals have somebody else
that's going to be a sponsor?

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Ha ha, Now it's Vinnie Deals, Vinnie Deals doing the
doing it. I love that you didn't mention the doctor's
name Renee from Lancaster. That was one that's okay, and
then mentioning any deals. Right, Well, let's put it this way,
whether whether the doctor well being is onlind, whether doctor

(05:04):
that guy would would have done the would have advertised
or not. This year, I was not going to do
his program, and it turns out he was not coming
back as a sponsor. I am going to be well.
I decided to dedicate myself to go to the gym
for four to five days a week. So I'm going
to start with I already started with that, So I'm
doing that. I'm continuing with the gym, and I may

(05:28):
samples some of the some of the stuff that a
lot of this population has been doing. I don't know.
I'm Jewey's still out on it, but I'm I'm really
considering it. I I spoke with these people at Orderly
Meds and I'm wondering if that's going to be something
I don't know. I don't More importantly, yeah, more importantly,

(05:48):
February third is Scary's birthday, which comes on a Friday
this year. Yeah, and Scary will not be on a
diet first time on his birthday. And Super Bowl Sunday,
Scary he gets to eat. Yeah, look out sixth quarter Scary, Hey.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Brought some boys.

Speaker 8 (06:06):
This is Renee from Leicester and yeah, Scared.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I guess we talked about her rady. We moved on.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Sorry before talking about the doctor drugs, the heat up
that four and judging him on for that.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I make very decent money, I think.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
And I'm driving a print eat.

Speaker 10 (06:26):
Up two thousand and six Chevy Tahoe that I absolutely
love driving. I just take care of the engine and stuff.
I don't really care about the outside too much as
long as it is, you know, not really wrecked. So
I mean, nobody would know what I mean to crease
on my car.

Speaker 11 (06:41):
I think it's ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Okay, so he's saying that nobody you can't tell what
a person makes by the car they drive, all right,
we agree.

Speaker 12 (06:51):
So that new podcast was going to be called Thrown
Together three x radio executive producers, so's you Eric Nagel,
and then another gentleman.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
I believe, who was a producer for the Dennis Miller Show.

Speaker 12 (07:09):
Of course, I don't know whatever happened with that that
I assume it didn't take off.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Got cut off. Well, uh, just to explain what what
she's referencing, because it seems like there was a message
that was not there from like that was part two. Uh,
three of us who were no longer radio producers, who
all worked for Big Radio Talent. Uh, We're going to
do a podcast called Thrown Together. I had already created
the jingle for it and and somebody you know the
open the stage or the opener, and two of us

(07:39):
were thrown together, and one of us was thrown to
distraction and could not find the time or the ability
to make room and his schedule. And as such it
is in definitely on hold. But the song is ready
all right already, so it may or may not happen,

(07:59):
but thank you for remembering. We're working on it.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
Episode there hit D four sulflow Jew talking about Olbrody
scared talking about where you weren't that load? I remember
I was like in first or second grade and we
were on a heel trip with.

Speaker 13 (08:13):
Jupiter Lighthouse floor and we were at the top.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
Of the lighthouse, and all of a sudden, the teacher
rushed us back to the buses and said, we have
an emergency. Everybody broke and went back to the school
and all the parents will be there to take the
kids home.

Speaker 14 (08:26):
It was none of us knew what was going on.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
And then I remember getting there and people were just
crying at school.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
That was said, I have no idea. Do we miss something?
Was he was this referencing an episode that it doesn't
say what he was listening to. I'm lost. Sorry, Should
we played again? Yeah, we could try, but every other word,
you gotta take us, you gotta take us. Four Sulflow

(08:59):
Jew fifty four okay.

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Okay, episode Jew talking about lovebody scared, talking about where
you weren't. I remember I was like in first or
second grade and we were on a heel trip with
Jupiter Lighthouse forth and we were at the top of
the lighthouse, and all of a sudden, the teacher rushed
us back to the buses and said, we have an emergency.

(09:22):
Everybody just went back to the school and all the
parents will be there.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
To take the kids home.

Speaker 15 (09:27):
It was none of us knew what was going on.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
I guess that he's referring to his nine to eleven moment.
It sounds like sounds like you gotta you gotta tell
us referring to I think because we discussed where we were. Yeah,
but when we were about three five four, I don't
remember what three five four was, So sorry buddy, but no,
he he was trying to that that was his story

(09:51):
of where he was when they got the news and
nobody knew what a good guess. Yeah, that's a good guy.
That's where That's what I think.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
All right, Hey, god, what's going on? It's the old
cowboy trucker here one more time? Yes, Sarah E. Barbarino?

Speaker 16 (10:04):
Whoa You know, for me, the cut up date on
the New Year's greetings would be the very next day,
because for me, if you weren't at the party and
you didn't get your happy New Years in that night,
either in person or via telephone or text message or
maybe in FaceTime, that's it. It's over, yeah, man, Because

(10:27):
you know me personally, I don't want to be going
around all year long and hearing it either.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Happy here happening that's a pain in the ass, you know,
if you ask me. But you know there are texas
to the rule.

Speaker 16 (10:36):
Let's say you got your elderly parents and they're not
awake at to am.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
Well, we're not animals, you know.

Speaker 16 (10:42):
You gotta call them and wish I'm a happy New
Year the next day, okay.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
Or let's say you got some friends that are near
and near to your heart, but.

Speaker 16 (10:50):
They're always taking vacations during Christmas time and you don't
have any way of communicating with them for two or
three weeks at a time. You know, I sent you
get the chance. You gotta get him the greeting, and
with that, I want to say, brody and scooty, Happy
New Years fellaws. Yeah, and I also wanted to come
in on that poor little fellow with the cardboard sign ball.

(11:14):
I'll tell you what, Scooty your somehing else. That poor
little kid took the cardboard door off of his home,
you know, and he went and made a signing come
on jingle ball tickets. And there you are prancing around
and your bone white shoes that producer Sam gave to you.
By the way, when you go in your living room
and you pick your feet up they blend in perfectly

(11:36):
with your walls there then.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
You probably can't see your feet right. But anyway, you
know that poor.

Speaker 16 (11:41):
Little fellow man, he's probably living under some overpass here
highway overpast with no door on his cardboard box.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
You're despicable. I'll tell you what you best change.

Speaker 16 (11:52):
Their scooty this year? Okay, New Year, new you. Okay,
you gotta be a man of the people like Brody.

Speaker 6 (11:57):
Okay. And also, I had come up with.

Speaker 16 (12:01):
This Christmas parody, uh, and I record it and send
it in, but it's unfortunately it got deleted, So I
don't know if I should send it in again or
should I just wait till next year, because you know,
tomorrow's not promised.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Uh, but let me know. You know, it was a
pretty good.

Speaker 16 (12:18):
Little with Brody and uh pickleball in and then the
uh those uh way more ice coolers, you know.

Speaker 6 (12:26):
But let me know if I should send it in
to car or should I just wait till next year
for next Christmas?

Speaker 12 (12:32):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Let me know?

Speaker 16 (12:33):
But uh, okay, guys, well have a happy continue having
a happy New Year's and.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Uh happy New Years to all the slashes.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Thank you so much, Schucker. But I say send it
in who cares? Happy New Year. Here's what I'll say
in Trucker. You know I love you. I would say,
send it in on a week that you don't have
nine other talkbacks, so that it evens out like you
got two talkbacks and then you have a foot blown song.
You just had like a lot of right there, so
and they were all it was solid. But I wouldn't
have added a song to that so song next week.

(13:05):
I'm excited to hear it.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
Oh my god, words my head. I forgot.

Speaker 16 (13:11):
We've got some birthday this month, yes, Surrey Barbarino and
you know who they are. And uh, Pertie, I know
you don't like the birthday shout outs, but you know me, I.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Don't give a shit. I'm gonna shout them out anyway.

Speaker 16 (13:24):
Okay, first of all, we've got dance bombs with the
Sexy Boys.

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Halfy belated birthday there, miss Dance.

Speaker 16 (13:31):
And also we've got half a belated birthday there, Miss Lynch.
Hope you had all your dreams came through and you
guys got the tiptoe through the to the folk. You
got dinner first, maybe Brownsino. Uh and I don't know
if it's Jamie from queens. If it's your birthday, Happy birthday,
miss Jamie.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
We miss you. We want to hear from you. Okay,
and uh I couldn't. I couldn't.

Speaker 16 (13:55):
I just can't leave without saying a great, big, happy
legendary quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, mister fran Tarkenton. Lated
birthday there, mister Tarkenton, January the third.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
You know, he made it. You made it to the.

Speaker 16 (14:13):
Super Bowl three times, seventy four, seventy five, and seventy seven. Unfortunately,
all three times the team fell shortened. They couldn't win
either of the super Bowls.

Speaker 6 (14:22):
But he made it. You know, he was legendary. And
there's more. I know, there's more. I just can't know. Oh, yes, yes, yes,
I remember.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Now you know without this man Cocker, Yeah, Tucker, he's
abusing the system here, I love you, but twelve thirteen,
this is not good, not cool. Man this more?

Speaker 6 (14:43):
Ah, yes, yes, yes I remember.

Speaker 16 (14:45):
Now you know without this man's contribution, we couldn't have
the theme song for the Slice time podcast. And you
know who I'm talking about. I'm talking about grand Master Fleash.
Happy belated birthday there, mister Flash with your song white
Lands getting Slash reactions. You know, Oh yeah, happy birthday

(15:08):
related birthday there, mister Flash, Oh yeah, I remember now
is missus Brody. Happy belated birthday there, Missus Brody Mama Slash.
I don't know if she listens to the podcast or not,
but I do consider her Mama Slice. And if I
missed anybody, I am truly sorry. But the wishes go
out to you also. Okay, but let me know when
your birthday is.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
Don't treat me because I don't have a treating the count, but.

Speaker 16 (15:31):
To go ahead and go on to Facebook social media
page and let me know when your birthday and maybe
I'll send you a birthday shout out, you know, even
though old man Brody doesn't like that kind of stuff.
So I'll probably do it until Old Brody tells me
to knock it off, and then I'll knock it off
at that time. But anyway, you know another thing, and

(15:53):
in my book, you know, there's no statue limitations on
birthday wishes.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
I know, I know it's cute. I just get just
messing with you Brody there. Okay, guys, have a great
the rest of the year, and I love you.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
All my all right, that was the furthest thing from entertaining.
I'm sorry, Trucker. Here's what I'll say about the birthdays.
I'm officially saying no more birthdays. Second of all, if
we just say belated birthday, we could do every single
person who listens and just say we missed their birthday.
Uh so we're good. Leave it to the Slice chat

(16:29):
room or to Facebook. Yeah, it was no way, it
was funny, but I can't get the last seven minutes back.
And I'm sorry. I love you, but Frank talking to
I mean, come on, come on, it's.

Speaker 17 (16:41):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
We had a white, we had white to slate clean
their folks.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Let's move along, Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Some metrom queen's here. Scary.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
So you went to Florida early without Robin to avoid
the ice and snow here in the northeast. Yet you
sleep in a bedroom that you just redid to look
like it's covered in ice and snow.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
I would think the whole Tree State area being in
the lovely earth tone shade that you use for your room,
you know, State puff marshmallow Man, not Sack, but some
bitroom queens. Again, scary. You were whining about, like what
are we supposed to do?

Speaker 5 (17:25):
When Rob works sitting in the cold, go Michaux, who
in my apartment?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Scary.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
I don't know if anyone has told you this, but
you live right near what's considered to be one of
the most exciting fucking cities in the world. I'm sure
you could have found something to do. You're not in
small town, middle of nowhere, midwestern or southern state.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I wanted to get out of the cold. I'm sorry.
I hate the cold. I despise it. When I retire,
you will not find me up here.

Speaker 15 (17:57):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
I don't understand you at all.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
You leave of Florida early, changing the plans last minute
on Robin because your attitude.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
As well, she's at work and what am I supposed
to do?

Speaker 18 (18:09):
That?

Speaker 5 (18:09):
Okay, So you can find shit to do in Florida
that doesn't involve Robin because she's busy at work.

Speaker 4 (18:17):
But you can't find shit to do here in the
Tri state.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Area exactly, because yes, yes, because all my friends left town.
They all A lot of them were in Florida and
some of them were in Arizona, but nobody was here.
I'm sorry, you have a cough. You have a cold?

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Dad?

Speaker 6 (18:35):
I saw.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
No, no, I'm probably getting sick ause I've been in
this area all months. I haven't been anywhere but here.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
Okay, some bitch from Queens again, scary. I have a question.
Are the mental gymnastics.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
That you do to justify your own behavior part of
the training that you get from your personal trainer?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
She seemed to do it an awful lot.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Yeah him tonight, mental gymnastics to defend myself. Hold on,
let's set this person saying all right, Jamie, thanks, you
can go back to being Jamie.

Speaker 11 (19:08):
But from a police what's up? Brooklyn? Was this bill
like a dollar originally from Long Island from Sati, Ohio,
first time caller listener pulling in regards to episode three
sixty two when you're talking about the seven fishes. I'm

(19:29):
actually surprised that Brody didn't know this, but I feel
like a dollar again. So both fish and fish is far.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Fish, bro bro you're so low. I mean, first time caller,
and this is how you make your big splash.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
Seven times fish bit my hook and I filled it
in and caught it.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
And you gotta do something with your phone. That's we
can't hear you. That was a dude, I had that
pinned up as loud as I possibly can could. I
don't know what's going on here. Way, he's back.

Speaker 11 (20:05):
If four of those fish were catfish and three of
those fish for bluegill, then I caught different fishes, So
two different types of fish.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yes, we're talking about the fish fishes argument. Okay, you're
cutting out. So yes, if it's a different variety, then
it's fish is But if it's seven gold fish, it's
fish right. Yeah, Hey, buddy, try a different phone next time.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
Again.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
Scaries airport bait and switch reminds me of the story
that I'm pretty sure I told you, but I'll say
it again. Was at a bar with a friend for
half price drinks happy hour. You ordered off the half
price drinks menu. End of the night, the bill comes
and the drinks are full price. I asked the waitress why,
and she said, well, we used top shelf in your drinks,
and that's not included in the half price. I said,

(21:01):
nobody asked you to.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
You need to honor this, and they did.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Good. I'm glad you got your way, because that was
a bunch of bullshit right there. They can't just give
you premium top shelf and not tell you they're getting
tolf and after you drank it twenty minutes ago, how
do you know it was top shelf if you didn't
notice it? Exactly? Bullshit?

Speaker 19 (21:22):
Okay, scary on the leaving Robin to fly alone. I
would think after all these years, she knows, she knows
how you are right or wrong. She's accepted it and
moved on, And at this point I don't think that
she could be but hurt about it. You're coming down there,
she's coming down still and enjoying time and not having

(21:43):
any inconvenience for herself.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
She chose it. You're good, Thank you appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Who was that? You know?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
To me, that's that reeks of you know you have
a crappy husband, so you shouldn't be No, you shouldn't
be shocked when he's a crap husband. No, it's not that.
It's that we have said a precedent, we've set right
right that you make plans and bail on her for
your friends at her expense. Not necessarily true. I treat
her very well.

Speaker 20 (22:12):
Rody is scary and scary and brody it's well from
c T. First off, welcome back, motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (22:19):
I missed ya.

Speaker 20 (22:20):
And second, obviously my talk back from the last episode
got a race because you know, long pace of time
difference whatever.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Anyways, it was just basically.

Speaker 20 (22:30):
About the kid with the sign and how scary. Instead
of just ignoring him, decided to make a villain for life,
an enemy that's kind of scary. Down one day, probably
it's scary. Uh, not for nothing, due but that was
a bit of a dick move, you know, to just
leave on vacation early. Like, yeah, I get it, you know,
it's all about what you want. But maybe Robin just

(22:52):
wanted your company. Robin just wanted you to go with
her on Wednesday. That's why she was probably a little
ticked off by it. She wanted your and she wanted
her man there with her. But instead you're like, it's
all about me, Me, me, me, What do I want?
I don't care what anybody else thinks or wants is me?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, because I'm a spoiled, stubborn son of a bitch exactly.

Speaker 20 (23:12):
But with that, that airline did whatever they that's fucked up, man. Yeah,
you should have definitely gotten that fifteen hundred dollars, Like
as soon as you gout off that plane, arrangements should
have been made.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
They should have told you.

Speaker 20 (23:24):
Oh, it take a couple of days, but you'll get
it right away, sir. But like, yeah, you should you're
getting that fifteen hundred back. Was not your free dessert. Wow,
Brodie's right. You should have got compensated for the time wasting.
You need free dessert.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Bro yup, how do I rectify that?

Speaker 16 (23:42):
Now?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
After I accepted this, have me call on your behalf.
I don't want to get banned from the airline. I
don't want to be put on I don't want to
be put on a no fly list.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
In the airport. Although their port for roup and ships.

Speaker 21 (24:03):
Again alone in the airport, that's Sky Airport for Robin.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
It's allow.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yes, I got Ji scwes, I shot too.

Speaker 21 (24:25):
By the ocean. Then I swore motion cru scary lies
again my ship that cool fresh with his books from
Tom Spring.

Speaker 22 (24:45):
Gary s I shot Joey, Gary shot Joy, Hello, Excid shot.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
J Good.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Thank you trucker. I think that was a reprieve. That
was good, That was excellent. That's what although I know
with the music a little bit, especially on that's what
we want from the trucker. That's right, not fifteen birthday shoutouts.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
In a row.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Hey, he was going for a thing. I respect it. Anyway.
That song is great.

Speaker 6 (25:31):
That was pretty slick, man, do you think so?

Speaker 23 (25:32):
I think so, Man, Yeah, But anyway me he pitches
cooty Man, let us carranda, Bro, you're seeing the steak man.
What do you mean you don't have any listeners on
the west cause what about me? Angel from California? California's
on the west coast. Man, and you don't even appreciate that.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Man. You don't mention me or anything.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Man, Man, the hell with you if there isthing not
for you? Man, I made a miural review on a
railroad car and.

Speaker 23 (25:58):
I endorsed the dice Incum cleaner for you.

Speaker 16 (26:01):
Man.

Speaker 23 (26:01):
You know, I told everybody that what you were saying
was right, you know. And and then you still don't
mention me. Man, oh man, and then you live in
robin over yourself. Man, you better be careful, man, because
Joe is gonna eat your lunch buddy if you don't
watch out, man, and you're gonna have to go get
somebody that we no Portoano that jan but this was

(26:22):
talking about the we know Portano.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
The wine through your rein it.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
Your buddy is from Palm Springs.

Speaker 23 (26:27):
That you made over there in Palm Springs when you
took the trip over the you know, supposedly by mistake
here right whatever, you know, and now you're jet sitting
all over the world. You know, Hey, I'm meeting in
Miami Beach and she won't find out, you know, And
then you're over there with your spittles and the over
there gain in Son and everything. Be careful, man, because

(26:49):
Sancho close he's close by, and he's gonna eat your lunch, Joe,
He's gonna eat your lunch, right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Wait a minute, did Angel get cut off by Yeah,
that's not the trucker either. I think that's a third.
Now that is the angel. That is Angel. No, no, no,
no no, no, Angel was a man. This is the
angel from California. That was that guy was the trucker. No,
that was the trucker. Then he must have morphed into
the trucker. Bo That's what I'm thinking right before our
very eyes.

Speaker 24 (27:17):
But the boys, Eddy from Oldridge, New Jersey, on episode
three sixty two, talking about Scary going down to Florida
ahead of Robin a couple of points. Scary you did
suggest that since she works remotely yep, she can just
work from the hotel room.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Right.

Speaker 24 (27:32):
So that's a great idea. Pool Why didn't she take
you up on that?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 24 (27:37):
Number two Brody, he was thinking about her. He was
going to go down early so he would ensure she
has a hotel room on New York. Eddy from Oldbridge.
Part two, Brody Scary's on vacation. Does he get a
lot of vacation each year? Yes, but you know what
people do on vacation. They leave the home environment. They
go away to get out of the cold, get out

(27:58):
of the snow, and he head into a warmer climate.
Don't begrudge him for that. And Brody the last point,
I think it's just envious of Scary. Now it's Eddie
from Oldridge and Jersey again. I'm Scary taking another flight
to getting his fifteen hundred dollars voucher. Scary, you did
the right thing. But I do think that United does

(28:20):
owe you. They're probably not going to give you another voucher.
But being a member of the Mileage Plus program, what
you should do is ask him to dump about ten
thousand miles into your account. That's free dessert.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
There you go, all right, I like himself. There at
the end. All right, Eddie Eddie making a lot of
excuses for you, Scary he's your boy this week. I
like Eddie Eddie from Oldbridge, You and me against the
world listener.

Speaker 6 (28:43):
Of the week.

Speaker 15 (28:44):
There you go, Slices.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I got a question about the man of the people.

Speaker 15 (28:49):
I think most of us Slices work at least one job,
some of us two, some of us three. Certainly many
of us have a side hustle. So when I think
of the two hosts, I wonder who is truly the
man of the people. Is it the guy that does
pick a ball Sunday, target run Tuesday kind of the
suburban housewife lifestyle, David Brody? Or is it Scary Jones,

(29:11):
the man that makes his money and spends out how
he wants. And I'd love to hear everyone's thoughts on
who is the man of the people. And they got
to also call out I recognize. I mean, David Brody
has a full grown family, he raised three daughters, married
Scary Jones. Is you know Peter Pan right only as
himself as his true responsibility? Again, just love to hear everyone.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Stop so let me let me respond. Okay, guy that
that was the same guy again, I would like to
I would listen. First of all, there's lots of people
who don't have a job right now. I represent them, all, right, listen,
And I also represent people who can't afford things. And uh,
you know, I think you may win the Man of
the People contest. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not trying to.

(29:59):
I'm not that. In fact, I'm not running. I so
about being someone who relates to the people. I relate
to the people, whether or not the people can relate
to me. I'm don't be envious to me the scary
of the one with the great job right now and
the vacations. But I'd like to think I'm a man
who represents and always thinks about the people. Scary is

(30:19):
on the beach. The only people he represents are the
ones who bring him drinks. Well, he's sipping pool side.
He's happen somebody. Eddie from Old Bridge. You're you're painting
such a such a crazy picture. I mean, I'm never
going to recover from this. No, you're fine.

Speaker 25 (30:36):
Hey, b boys, this is helpless from Menay from Jersey.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
It's going on.

Speaker 12 (30:40):
Guy.

Speaker 25 (30:40):
Sorry, I'm not I don't agree with Rory many times,
but this one, Scary leaving his girlfen behind the days
just because he went to feel warm.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
What are you a child?

Speaker 25 (30:53):
Man?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
You are one individual.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Banks for the Flowers.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Maria from Union City.

Speaker 26 (31:09):
I'm not sure how to feel about Scary leaving early
to Florida and Robin having to fly by herself.

Speaker 27 (31:18):
However, however, I thought Robin had to physically go into
an office to work. She's working from home. Yes, she
should have just brought her laptop and worked from Flowers.
I'm just scary on that one.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Thank you. She didn't work from she could have worked
from home. What a plot twist on Maria. No she
worked from the office. No she didn't. She worked from home.
She never went Nope, into the office, not one of
those days. Because I asked her, I said the agenda go,
there's no I worked from home. Oh then so to speak.

Speaker 4 (31:53):
From Union City again.

Speaker 26 (31:54):
Also in regards to your fifteen hundred dollars, yeah, that
they tried to scamboney, you are out of You definitely
should be getting more because Brodie's right, you went through
all of that past.

Speaker 27 (32:10):
I needed stress during your vacation when that should have
not been something you should have been thinking about while
on vacation.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
I short changed myself on that. And you know, Scary
didn't call the airlines until Robin got down there, right, exactly,
Scary and Brody, all right, I'm loving this week's slice time.
I feel a bit of redemption. Also. There's some sour
pusses out there that you know, but I get it.

(32:42):
I'll take no, no, I'll take I'll take my lumps.
I know what I did, got different opinions. I know
I did. I know I did with you know, something controversial,
what you felt was best for you. Yeah, because I'm selfish.

Speaker 28 (32:54):
Remember, Scary and Brody, it's dead. Happy New Year. I
just wanted to tell you guys that, Scary, I'm so
proud of you. You held the airline accountable for that
fifteen hundred that was yours from the beginning. They benefited
from you getting off of that flight and having somebody
else fill that seat, and they were able to take
off and did it. So you only gave them something

(33:16):
that they actually needed at that time. So they tried
to fucking screw you out of that fifteen hundred. Yeah,
that's exactly what they tried. But on the flip side,
I also agree with Brody because I know me, I
would have won one hundred percent, went brody on their
ass and had them get me a supervisor somebody else
that could help me above their pay grade and be like, listen,

(33:36):
not for nothing. You benefited from me getting my ass
off that flight, and then you got something for it,
and then you tried to fuck me out of the
fifteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
So guess what I had to make all these.

Speaker 6 (33:45):
Phone calls while I was on vacation.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I'm supposed to be relaxing, and I'm not relaxed.

Speaker 28 (33:50):
You should have at least gotten another upgrade or money back.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Wow, more money, Yeah, and another hundred just because you
upset Dez. But you know, scary, it's all good man.

Speaker 17 (34:00):
You're just not that kind of guy.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
You just would rather just not deal with it and
not get it to that level. And that's okay.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Hey, listen.

Speaker 28 (34:07):
Not everybody's super hyped up like Brodie and myself. You know,
that's okay, That's all right. We're all different people.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
You know what I'm saying. All I know is that
even that even free dessert baby. Happy New Year, guys.

Speaker 28 (34:20):
I hope you had a great holidays too with your family.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Welcome to twenty twenty six. Thank you, I listening. I
getting the fifteen hundred back was for me the most
important part because I didn't want to be ripped off
the free dessert Over that. I just what how far
further should I have really taken it? But I don't know.
People seem to think I should have gone further.

Speaker 13 (34:44):
Yep, Skyler from New Jersey. I took care of it
so that Reggie would not be able to leave any
talk backs in twenty twenty six. You're welcome for that
scary During your hiatus, I was listening to all different

(35:08):
shows that I missed from the and I don't remember
when this aired, but there was a segment where Elvis
Duran talked about how you guys once did a promotion
of the prize was you would sleep or camp out
in a listener's backyard.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yes, we did.

Speaker 13 (35:29):
Question why would that be a prize?

Speaker 29 (35:34):
Who exactly is the prize?

Speaker 19 (35:35):
For two?

Speaker 13 (35:37):
What did they have to do to win that?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
So that was Elvis Duran in the Morning show. Uh, literally,
we come to your house, we camp out in your backyard,
and then the next morning we do our show from
your backyard. And yet we did this on three or
four different occasions, right, Brody, Yeah, three I think then
we call it a zuou something. It was the zuau
where we would have a huge party at night. We

(36:00):
would sometimes bring like a cover band, you'd invite all
your friends. We'd have a huge, crazy party. And then
the next that was on a Thursday, and then on
a Friday morning we would do the show from the house.
We did this from their backyard, their deck. Yeah, we did. Family.
We remember the one house they were hunters and they

(36:22):
had full sized stuffed animals in one giant living room.
That was the Sarami family from from New Jersey. Okay,
I don't think we should say their names? Yeah, why not?
They won the prize. It's all out there, isn't it.
Isn't it amazing though that twenty something years later we
remember their names. I remember the Saramis. That's very nice people.
But I remember they had like didn't have like a
moose or an elk? Yeah, they had elk on the
wall right like massive. Yeah. And then we were up

(36:44):
in New Canaan, Connecticut for another family. We did it
once there.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Good times, yep. Those were the man, those were the
the years, the lean years of the morning show. Those
were the nineties we're going back to like nineteen nineteen,
ninety seven, ninety eight ninety nine with that. Yeah, I
was there for ninety eight ninety nine. I was definitely
there for those two free good it was fun.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Brody this did you do that?

Speaker 7 (37:10):
Too?

Speaker 30 (37:10):
And four?

Speaker 13 (37:12):
If this were to be a contest today on the
Brooklyn Boys, would you guys actually go and sleep in
someone's backyard?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
This sounds so crazy to me?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Okay?

Speaker 13 (37:23):
And if you would, which of you and I think
I already know the answer would actually survive the night?

Speaker 4 (37:29):
And which would have to leave.

Speaker 6 (37:30):
And get a hook?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
You already know that one, but go ahead, yeah, okay. So,
first of all, it would be silly if we ran
the contest on the podcast and then didn't do the
thing we gave away. Yeah, so if we did the pod,
if we did the contest, then we would do it.
We'd have to fin I will tell you there is
uh one member of the Morning Show that went and
got a hotel room and came back in the morning.

(37:51):
And it wasn't me. It wasn't scary.

Speaker 16 (37:56):
Old catmore Trucker here one more time me, sire memory
and who you know what I've been thinking about it
and thinking about it and thinking about it, you know,
and somebody's gotta be on old Scooty's head, you know.
And I thought i'd uh concerning the leaving Robin behind,
you know, and I thought i'd be the one to
step up. And you know, I'm on your side there, Scooty,

(38:17):
you know, because uh, you gotta you gotta.

Speaker 31 (38:21):
Think about this guy's that trip to Palm Springs probably
played a big old number in his head, you know,
and now he's all confused, doesn't know what to do,
you know, one foot in the closet, anyone out, you know.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
But I'm here to tell you, Scooty, I'm on your side.
It's all right.

Speaker 16 (38:38):
You wanted to leave Robin behind so you can hook
up with your friends that you meant what you were
over there in Palm Springs when you all were older,
anti run and drinking Mamosa's and doing I don't know what, but.

Speaker 6 (38:49):
You know it's okay, brother, we're here to we're here
to support.

Speaker 16 (38:52):
Oh on before I forget, I think I'm gonna go
ahead and do that uh that parody song that I
was telling you about, you know, that Bowls Brody and
the Way.

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Mos and pickleball and all that.

Speaker 16 (39:06):
I'm gonna go ahead and knock it out here as
soon as I get back to my studio.

Speaker 6 (39:10):
Okay, so be on the lookout for that on this
episode of Last Time.

Speaker 16 (39:14):
Okay, guys, don't go anywhere, stick around, you know, so
the guys can get credit for the commercials.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
All right, we'll see in.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
A bit, all right out, all right, that's two songs
in one episode. I can't wait to hear it.

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Skyler from New Jersey. I think we're all hoping that
the Chaunica is a joke because we hope we're not
living in a time where people are so uneducated.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
But unfortunately we are.

Speaker 13 (39:42):
I guess that could go either way. Maybe I think
it's a joke. Maybe I think it's realistic. My buddy
moved to Colorado. On more than one occasion, while she
is shopping with her daughter, someone has stop them and asked,
why do you people wear hoods.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
All the time?

Speaker 13 (40:05):
Now, she and her daughter are black, and obviously the
person asking is a white person, and it's just very offensive.
And the whole you people thing is rude too, And
she said one of the people genuinely seemed like curious
and one day her daughter was wearing a bonnet. Her

(40:25):
daughter's like two years old, was wearing a bonnet, and
somebody asked her the same thing, Oh, why are you
having her wear that? Like, it's none of your business,
and she was like, well, you know, it's freezing out.
It's the day of winter.

Speaker 6 (40:39):
We're in Colorado.

Speaker 13 (40:40):
She's like, it's cold. I don't want her to get sick.
And the woman seemed like very confused by this.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
And you know, there's.

Speaker 13 (40:50):
I feel like, as someone living on the East Coast,
if someone was in New York City, if a white
person was in New York City and got into a
black person's space and was like, why are you people
always wearing hoods, that's someone trying to start a fight.
In my opinion. Yeah, Now out in Colorado, she said,
these people really seemed like they wanted to know.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
And I just don't understand. That's crazy to me that.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
There can be that little chance that people are uninformed
and they are genuinely curious about stuff and they don't
feel like they're offending them, so they feel like they
just want to get an answer. Yeah, I don't know
if she was trying to start a fight in the
in that case, but it's still rude to ask, you know,
it doesn't take that away at the very least. It's rude.

(41:37):
At the most it's racist. But whatever, I don't know. Well,
if you okay, if you're in another country, right, let's
say you're in France, right, and and and and they
take they take naps in the afternoon, or they do
something or they go and you're like, oh, why do
you people take naps in the afternoon or why do
you you know? Then you're talking about a country, right,

(41:58):
a genuine curiosity about it. I genuinely don't know, although
you could probably google it. You have a phone in
your hand most likely, But all right, it seems to
me in America, there's got to be a better way
to phrase a question than to refer to other Americans
as you view people as if they're different, Like if
you say, if you want to look, if you say something, Hey,
I'm curious. I'm not exposed to a lot of black
people where I grew up. I'm fascinated by your culture.

(42:20):
I'm curioust Is it a cultural thing? I'm just curious
as to why I see that people wearing hoods?

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Or is it just coincidence. You can have a conversation
maybe if you know a black person, but to walk
up on the street and be like, hey, that's just
to represent all black people, let me ask you a question.
It seems odd. So I'm not saying it's racist, I think,
but it matters, and they weren't brought up properly because
you just don't do that well in any in any regard,
you know, I wouldn't ask any I just think it's

(42:47):
a lack of couth. Or maybe you grew up in
a town that's so homogenized that you only know white
people of your religion that you've never been around Asian
people or Indian people, and so when you see them,
you're like, oh, take me to your leader, like you
knowe curiosity all right, right, but there should still be
a way to address people that isn't quite that awkward.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
That's all day, Brook boys, This is mjrom m J.

Speaker 30 (43:13):
I'll come back happy Belated Tonka, Christmas, New Year's KWANSA
Boxing day.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Everything boxing.

Speaker 19 (43:25):
Scary.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Do you not go on the Doctor fat Loss? I
know one Bellez says you should.

Speaker 30 (43:30):
You gotta get a good diet program and exercise the
problem with the Doctor Fat.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Was was, Yes, it's good.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Okay.

Speaker 30 (43:40):
I'm not saying you shouldn't go on doctor fat loss,
even though I think I should think you shouldn't. What
happens is the first quarter you give everything. It's like
you're depriving yourself because you're detoxing. Detoxing is good for everyone,
I really think it is. However, you kind of have
to have that same mindset, like you solve yourself the
whole quarter and then then you gall yourself the rest.

(44:02):
It has to be an even thing, not a yo
yo diet. Okay, all right, guys, love you by one more. Alright,
it's me and I'm sorry losing somebody talk back. I'm
back on the start thing. You're working out a lot, scary, okay.
Your body needs protein, a lot of protein and cobs.
When you go on down to that loss, you're kind

(44:22):
of depriving yourself with that. So then you can't maintain
your workout schedule. So just try to find something in
between to keep your weight kind of relative the same
all year round.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
All right, I'm not doing doctor fat Loss. I am
going to the gym and I'm doubling up on my protein.
She's concerned about me. Brody, by the way, scary as
grew up with a yoyo diet because all his friends
are like, yo, yo yo, you want some jump on
yo yo.

Speaker 32 (44:49):
Broad and man, what kind of league you it?

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Listen?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
And all I needed was for the Ravens to win
by more than five and a half points.

Speaker 32 (44:58):
Five and a half? What kind of only, Brody? Three
and a half? What we are you get five and
a half? Where was the spread?

Speaker 30 (45:04):
Five and a half?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
It's three? Awesome?

Speaker 32 (45:07):
Brody? You complained that people didn't leave the talkbacks when
you posted the AI girl to leave the talkbacks? Dude,
you posted at like four o'clock. I don't tweet me
it was. It was Monday at like four, and then
you do the episode at like six, Like when did
you think people were going to see that and.

Speaker 15 (45:26):
Then do it?

Speaker 32 (45:26):
Like by the time I saw it, I didn't know
if you were recording it already.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Yeah, he's right, it's a stupid question.

Speaker 32 (45:32):
But how do you know those are AI girls? I
didn't even know that.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Okay, a couple things. First of all, I posted around noon,
you just didn't see it till later. Second of all,
we didn't record till eight thirty that night, so there's
plenty of time, and I'm not that upset about it.
I was just joking around, how do you know their AI?
Because I got a girl in a tank top that's
his Brooklyn boys standing by the Brooklyn Bridge doing a
commercial for me and I have to pay her and

(45:58):
we have no budget. How has that happened? Also, there
is there's a difference between AI models and real model.
You can see also their motion and their what they
If there's a hot girl in a video and she
likes you, it's a I. If they have six fingers,
it's AI. All right, Yeah, here you.

Speaker 32 (46:20):
David Brod is wrong? Wrong again, lucky you know we
have a thing?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Will be.

Speaker 32 (46:29):
He's wrong because I'm it's in the moves them to
so can I get it?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
Don't back down, don't back down?

Speaker 4 (46:41):
And in stores?

Speaker 32 (46:42):
Okay, tom By.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
That it's very good, very good.

Speaker 33 (46:52):
I don't know why my last.

Speaker 34 (46:55):
I don't think people like the cutoff, but like they
know what do I didn't hear when you guys.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Can't Okay, anyway, you're now.

Speaker 34 (47:02):
I had a long one since I was like ten,
So yeah, and Madgie from Boom Bronx. I don't think
she would be Portete Seene walking with me next to
her with mfs son. I feel we're wearing a trapper
hat though that's the hat was like the and a
scary sexy voice. You know, I ain't making anyone moist.
Makes them dry maybe, but definitely not moist. And Brody,

(47:23):
thanks for getting back to me on the other platform.
So I don't have like any social media accounts anymore.
Plus all again with people on internet was like, take
me too much of my time and I'm like you, Brody,
except by troll hard and I rage bait. I'm cutting
back on like being a hemorrhoid on into episode like
ascos can get some relief.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Hi, thank you so much. Let's leave it on that
one for a commercial break because it's but am Bumps podcast.

Speaker 13 (47:49):
We will be right back.

Speaker 33 (47:52):
On.

Speaker 13 (47:53):
Are there?

Speaker 35 (47:54):
Lisa from Delaware coming in on episode three sixty two
with scary going to vacation early.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
I think that Robin should have grabbed your laptop and
worked from the pool.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
And she's a big girl so she could fly by yourself.

Speaker 35 (48:12):
Yes, I don't see any problem with it. If it
was me, I would have went and met my husband
down there. And enjoyed the time in the warm weather
versus sitting in the cold.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Love you, thank you, that's what I need to hear. Well, Okay,
first of all, she agreed with you, so you get
one in your in your column. Uh, it would have
gone by the way.

Speaker 18 (48:31):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
She set that up beautifully. Her name, where she's from.
What it's in reference to? Love that? Yeah, love that call.
Can you believe we're ready to the middle of January?
Can you believe it?

Speaker 6 (48:48):
Scary?

Speaker 36 (48:49):
So liquor store that are in next to restaurants or
whenever you recommend, you know, dry clean paint thing, whatever
it is, you get twenty percent. The dorman gets twenty percent,
the restaurant gets twenty percent, and so and so forth

(49:09):
of whatever amount they spent.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
But it's usually twenty dollars.

Speaker 36 (49:14):
He brooken, pussy hild that and it's always brought in
because scary And this is why it's always burn scary
scary Jones forgot the free dessert, like they're burnt your stake.
And then you asked for a new steak. Yeah, and
then they gave you a free dessert. The money that
they had already promise you was your stake. Now you need.
It was the free dessert's scary Johints is Scary Johns

(49:37):
and he doesn't want no free dessert because his bogie
is Sluckers has all the money in the world.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
No, that's not true. Otherwise I wouldn't afford for the
fifteen hundred dollars if they owe me. Yeah. Yeah, it's scary,
not scary' boogie. But it's also petty, so it's good.

Speaker 36 (49:51):
Hey brooken pussy beholds and it's always burn scary. I
don't know if anybody saw Scary Jones' instagram, but I
don't know if he was him or Nate. Eating a
medium rare to rare burger. Uh, you see My problem
with that is that the saggy bread. Because I'm all
the juices Crumbald says no to soggy bread, so my

(50:13):
burger will be medium, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
So that's why you want Okay, that's actually I never
really hurt anybody complain about the bread situation and use
that as the reason for a medium.

Speaker 15 (50:25):
No.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I like the meat juices sogging up the bread. The
bread gets that that beef flavored to it, no different
than a good chicken palm hero the sauce gets into
the bread. That's why you have to get crusty bread.
So the outside is crusty, but then you get that
mush in the middle. I'm in for that. Yeah. I
love the brother you got. You got some mush in
the middle. Not as much as you, my friend. It's

(50:47):
most mine's gone helmet again from Jersey. You guys still
the best.

Speaker 25 (50:53):
Sorry is curios say you fucked up person, but that
was a fucked up move regardless, you guys still the best.

Speaker 33 (51:00):
My number one podcast, Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
My guess I guess he's you see again. See he
didn't reference I'm assuming leaving without Robin leaving Robin right,
he's fucked up.

Speaker 37 (51:10):
Yeah, insues here with anotherfucking background noise.

Speaker 14 (51:15):
I hope he had a great hunt for Christmas a
million years.

Speaker 37 (51:18):
Or whatever the fuck you celebrate.

Speaker 14 (51:20):
And uh, a little update on my black jack stories
because it's been a long time. I had been winning
like a motherfucker. And when I say that, I mean
I'm walking out with like three two to three hundred.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Dollars each trip.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Whoa a ship nice for the last trip, I uh.

Speaker 14 (51:35):
I ended up only losing about two hundred and fifty
dollars of my money, so long, about two hundred and
fifty dollars of.

Speaker 38 (51:42):
My money, and uh well, I had to the black
get table the first time. There's one hundred and tent
of five ran that up for almost six hundred dollars,
and at this point I proceeded to get black out
and wrong.

Speaker 14 (51:54):
Leaving that six in my hand for another twenty five one.
That up to almost eight hours, and.

Speaker 37 (52:01):
The dealer tells me you should go home because I'm
going home.

Speaker 38 (52:05):
Apparently I have different the table for eight hours.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Eight hours.

Speaker 18 (52:09):
Well, after eight hours of being on the blackjack table,
my dealer goes home in a new dealer.

Speaker 38 (52:13):
Stands on there in front of me, and well he
robbed me for eight hundred dollars and within an hour.

Speaker 37 (52:19):
And I don't really have any memory of any of this.

Speaker 14 (52:21):
This is just somewhat the old lady told me the
next morning when I woke up with a thumping headache.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
But uh as y'all can hear.

Speaker 14 (52:28):
I'm back at work because you know, holidays or what not,
and they brought overtime back, so I'm gonna break that
overtime money and I'm going back.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
To the casino for that. I got al.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
I can't.

Speaker 12 (52:36):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
I can't walk out like that guy. This is not good.
This is not bode well for you.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
CJ.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Careful brother. Couple of things, CJ. Black out doesn't go
well with black jack. Yeah, okay, man up in the
black that way. Second of all, next time you get
all that that big overtime check, I want you to
look at your house and then look at the casino

(53:01):
and take a good take a good look. You'll figure
out who wins more often. Look at your house, look
at the casino. Yeah, we don't want you to start
developing these bad habits here in twenty six I don't know. Yeah,
well he's back casino. Oh yeah, this is delay. Sorry,

(53:23):
go to the casino like one hundred and twenty five dollars,
leave your ATM card home and and that's it. Play
with a little bit of money, leave the rest of
you check at home. That's it. Go have fun.

Speaker 18 (53:33):
I don't know if y'all still want to do like
a live book One Boys show or something, but damn bull.
The Season's Casino in Danville, Virginia has a wonderful theater
and it's not that far from me, and I can
play let Jack, so y'all boys, come on down there
and play some legs the three of us.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I like the way he says theater with three syllables.
I like that. Yeah, he's got that Southern theater. By
the way. Speaking of a live Brooklyn Boys event, Uh,
scary and I are sharpening the pencils, get the ink
ready to go. We we we are in the works,
so to speak, in the works. We may have an

(54:12):
announcement in a week or two. Yes, everybody, put March
eighth on your calendars for now, okay or that or that? Yeah,
well you never, it's never too early to hold March eighth,
just letting you know. Subject to change, but March eighth.
Put them on your calendars if you want to hold
your own March eighth, and s your own March eighth,
whatever you want to do. But that that's tentatively a

(54:33):
possible not in Virginia, apologies, but possible Manhattan event. The
Brooklyn Boys could be. We're working out some details. I
think we should live stream it and and this way
if you can't make it, but a lot of ideas,
We've got a lot of ideas working around.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Sponsors to Sorry, this is gonna be my last again.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, we kind of do that.

Speaker 37 (54:57):
Yeah, just went right out of the windows.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
That's when it is scary.

Speaker 37 (55:01):
You're boozy fucking masters.

Speaker 38 (55:03):
I don't have no good problem with it, honestly, but
I feel like.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
You probably should have stayed home.

Speaker 38 (55:07):
Robin couldn't go with you because I know me personally.

Speaker 14 (55:10):
And my relationship maul and and probably would have been
a little upset with me if I would have took
off the fucking Florida without her.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Yeah, well, you have a very modern relationship, so she
usually understands these things.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Styler from New Jersey.

Speaker 13 (55:24):
I would like to know what the update is about
the Brooklyn Boys channel or episodes being added to the
Elvis Duran channel, because there's still a lot of podcasts
up on that channel that shouldn't be and the Brooklyn
Boys should be at least every other one. I would
also like to know why Andrew has anything to do
with that, because he is in the click with Gandhi

(55:49):
and that's why she's probably on there.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Hmm. Well, we have to We did not get to
the bottom of that, and we really do. We should
get to the bottom of why is the Brooklyn Boys
not on that channel with all the other Elvistrand network podcasts.
I'm going to get some answers.

Speaker 29 (56:06):
Happy New Year, Brooklyn Boys. Christy from Saddlebrook, and I
just have to say, Scary, you are one hundred in
the right here.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I agree with you totally.

Speaker 29 (56:19):
You have the vacation time, no reason why you can't
use your days in sunny Florida or wherever.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
You want to be.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 29 (56:28):
Robin had no right to make you feel guilty, especially
since she could have worked from all correct.

Speaker 36 (56:33):
Love you guys.

Speaker 29 (56:35):
Christy again from Sad I was watching the Golden Globe
last night totally expecting to see the Brooklyn Boys nominated
for a Best podcast. You were when I was totally
bummed out, Amy Paul, Let's try to get you on
that one for next year.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
For now, we need more celebrity you know, star power.
We don't have that. No, no, we need celebrity less podcast.
We need less celebrity podcasts and more man of the
people podcast No, no, we me and you. We need
to hire somebody to be a celebrity, to be a
ringer to get us in the running.

Speaker 39 (57:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Hey, speaking of Robin complaining about you leaving her home,
I think it's fair to say, I've complained more about
it than Robin. This is very true. What if we
got Sebastian Maniscalco to join the podcast, then it would
be up. Then you know, he gets some major notoriety.
We could What are you talking about? This is the
Brooklyn Boys. I'm a little shoot that Chicago.

Speaker 17 (57:31):
Boy you got boys? Bea from Long Island? Hey, can
you clip that? Scary said he's a very big fan
of a big tip. I think we need a song
about that. Hope you guys had a great new year.
I love you.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
I love you too. Thank you for did you try
to did you try to ask your own dip?

Speaker 17 (57:52):
I don't remember that Brooklyn Boys. Becca from Long Island again, Scary.
I think you got you fifteen hundred dollars. That's great,
and then just count the upgrade as you free dessert
because you were planning on getting an upgrade. So you
got your upgrade. That's your free dessert. All it's good.

(58:14):
I think you made out.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
I thought so too, But everyone says I should have
put the foot on the pedal because you didn't answer
the upgrade, and the upgrade was before they fucked you.
It's true, that's pre fuck a.

Speaker 40 (58:27):
Prepper boy dple Mint here same day, talking back later
on this day, coming at you with background North strange,
out of the blue question, do y'all own the Brooklyn
Boys podcast or because I know we're.

Speaker 37 (58:42):
Under our heart, unbeilable our heart, we own it? Because
if y'all owned it, could y'all start like a Patreon.

Speaker 13 (58:49):
Version of it?

Speaker 37 (58:49):
We couldn't fund like a dollar a month pay wall
or whatever, make a little extra bread off of it,
or our heart like smashed that money from you.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
We couldn't, but we've we've voted against it. We we
don't think we wanted. Yeah, we could. We've discussed the
potential of doing extra content on a Patreon page or whatever.
And I think our North Carolina friend is on the money.
We do own the podcast, but we'd have to have
a conversation with the people were involved with contractually at

(59:19):
the moment. No, we would. We would just do it.
No one would no one would know, no one would care,
no one would even notice, no one's paying attention, they're
not mind in the store. Well, if the people who
pay attention to the same people that would put us
in the Elvis Duran podcast feed that we aren't in
then we should be safe.

Speaker 37 (59:38):
If our heart owns the Brooklyn Boys, could they sue
you for the money that you made? You start like
a Brooklyn bull. Now different with our heart, take a
curt of your merch. No, No, they build the Brooklyn Boys.
Y'all made the Brooklyn y'all built this up. Y'all built

(59:59):
the community. The y'all made it the strong monster that
it is correct, that's correct.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I just found I just found our new agent. You're higher.
I like this guy. You know, he's the guy that's
gonna get us on the Golden Globe. Except every time
that he's in a meeting, he's got to have background noise. Yeah. Absolutely.
By the way, hold on, wait before we get to
the Trucker's song. Yes, yeah, CJ. I don't know if
you know this, And maybe it's your phone plan you

(01:00:26):
have in the South. I don't know. But you can
call on your way to work if you want. You
can call on your way home from work if you want.
You can call when you're home. You can call when
you're going to the casino and be like, hey, guys,
I'm going to the casino. You don't always have to call.

(01:00:46):
Thank you brody? All right, now the trucker.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Over sense.

Speaker 16 (01:01:02):
He may't say there are no susting his cheapness, but escobio,
he knows.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Fist.

Speaker 6 (01:01:11):
He'd been playing too much biggleball.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
And the swimp got in his eyes.

Speaker 31 (01:01:22):
As he crossed the busy side walk that way more
brought him in to his demand.

Speaker 13 (01:01:31):
To his side.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
His broken racket torn to pieces across.

Speaker 35 (01:01:37):
The land.

Speaker 39 (01:01:39):
As he took a closer look. There too, shiny quarters.
He clutched in his hands over by a nice chist. Well,
walking day, I don't fifty cents.

Speaker 38 (01:01:55):
He may see, they're no.

Speaker 39 (01:01:56):
Such thing, his cheapness, But school boy scooty, he bas.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
All right there you got that. Appreciate you. That was excellent.
I like that was Not only was that good my
ice chest I think he means the little remote yeah,
the little way mo ice chest. Yeah yeah, uh. Not
only was that well written and well sung, yeah, but
it was the perfect length. It ended where should end.
It was great. It was good like that.

Speaker 41 (01:02:29):
Five stars broke bumboy all bunkers, welcome back, welcome back,
scary go fuck yourself.

Speaker 29 (01:02:37):
I just want to say that's shop Vaca should.

Speaker 13 (01:02:39):
Anyway, the whole thing about Robin and all of that
stuff and not scary.

Speaker 29 (01:02:43):
Could you just stay out of your girlfriend's house and spend.

Speaker 32 (01:02:45):
The night, you know, hang out with her?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
You know, I said, like, nor more people do? Are
you like.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
Alerted through her apartment or something?

Speaker 29 (01:02:53):
Just wondered.

Speaker 38 (01:02:55):
I think you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
She's got the most uncomfortable bed. I don't know, scary.
When was the last time you spent two days at
Robin's place? Two days? Never, we don't do that. She
spent two days here three days?

Speaker 6 (01:03:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Oh absolutely, I know that because this is this is
a palatial, little one bedroom apartment that I have here
with a comfortable bed with the temporpeding Robin. Robin lives
in a in the Great Borough of Brooklyn. I know
she does. You should. You should spend the night there
just to get pizza in the morning. Yeah, but like
it takes like twenty minutes for the hot water to

(01:03:31):
come up when you put it turn on the shower.
It's one of those old school apartments. It's got a radiator,
like old the radiator thing that's it's radiators in the car,
radiators in the radiator. Yeah, the heat fucking metal piece
she's got that with steam, real like old school building,
and when you want to take a shower, you can't.

(01:03:51):
You got to wait a half hour because the water's
got to get warm. So why don't you talk to
one of your many real estate agents and get her
a better apartment. Let's play the next talkback.

Speaker 29 (01:04:00):
All right, Brooklyn Bowls Fall from Jersey.

Speaker 9 (01:04:04):
I worked at a restaurant in Jersey where the owner
of the restaurant owned the.

Speaker 29 (01:04:09):
Liquor store across the street, so it was a byob.

Speaker 13 (01:04:12):
He would always tell us a tell us ten people
with the liquor store and as different name, nobody knew
was associated with the restaurant, and essentially we sent them
over there to buy their liquor.

Speaker 29 (01:04:21):
So the restaurant owner was making money on both ends.

Speaker 20 (01:04:25):
So definitely, as Camboney, definitely a scam.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Boys. What's going on? Happy New Year?

Speaker 42 (01:04:33):
This is Firm down in Atlanta listening to the most
recent episode about Scary leaving Robin in New York. I
think this situation is being downplayed by Scary and think
we might need to have a guest to clarify the
entire situation. So I think getting Robin on the line

(01:04:53):
might give us some clarity on how that conversation went down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Keep it up, boys, It's a terrible idea, but thank
you for hanging with us.

Speaker 33 (01:05:02):
N Scary and Brody and Brody and Scary Scarody. Just
one quick question for mister Scary Jones. Scary when you
visited Doctor Fat Loss this year, how much damage did
you do?

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Keep it well, I'm not doing Doctor fat Loss this year.
I've decided to do something else and looks like I
may be going the way of the old g LP
one shot more to be announced and oh, by the way,
go to the gym four to five days a week, which,

(01:05:35):
by the way, this we're I'm going to do five
days this week. We're in the middle of the week.
You could five days, you know, uh, you could try
the other recent invention in addition to the GLP shot.
What's that? He put the fork down shot laying from Ohio?

Speaker 41 (01:05:51):
Everybody happened New Year's and then Scary and Tota weightlifter.

Speaker 23 (01:05:57):
I follow him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
He's amazing, He's a bet. Yes, actually he does a
call it gorilla workout there.

Speaker 41 (01:06:04):
It's thirty seconds of running around at heartbeat, ray up,
running around and then press rest, rest, and then thirty
seconds of running around that's called the Gorilla workout. Check
it out, Stronger, faster and workout.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Yep. By the way, it sounds like sounds like witchcraft
to me. Mister anatole is Vladimir what's his name, Vladimir.
Everyone should follow this guy, Vladimir smun Schmundenko. He's got
twenty four million followers on Instagram and he is the
ultimate don't judge a book by its cover. Obviously he's ripped,

(01:06:41):
and he's ripped, and he holds the world record for
like deadlifting, but his reels are hysterical. He goes into
gym's dressed as a nerdy, fucking janitor with glasses and
a baseball hat and a beard in a janitor suit,
and so his muscles are covered. I mean, he's a
small guy, but he's got big muscles. He's all covered up,

(01:07:04):
and he goes, I just want to come up over here.
I want to clean over here. I need to clean.
And these guys are like juice heads with four or
five hundred pounds, and and he goes, can I lift?
Can I lift this? And every guy is always like, bro,
you're gonna hurt yourself. You're gonna hurt No, no, no,
don't do that, and they laugh at him, and then

(01:07:26):
you know, he'll take he'll take a spill on purpose.
He'll grab it and then he'll put and I'll like oh,
and he'll fall on the floor and they're like, see,
we told you. He goes, no, no, no, my mother
told me, if I put my mind to it, I
can do this, and and like he lifts it again,
and he does the deadlift of like six seven hundred
pounds and these guys eyes pop out of their head.

(01:07:49):
It's video after video after video of him just proving
them wrong. And he carries a mop with him that
is probably about three hundred pounds, but he made he
moves it across the floor and everything gets so easily
you think it's a regular mop. So he goes, could
you could could you could you hold my mop? And

(01:08:12):
he gives it to the guys and the its fucking
hysterical and there's no way it's set up and acting
and doubt it. If it is, it's great entertainment. Okay,
just kious, Vladimir Padjenko, whatever, shut your face off, exactly.

Speaker 41 (01:08:30):
Lean from Ohio. So, guys, if ambody doesn't know the
gorilla workout as a gentleman that had gorillas and watched them,
and he found out that gorillas thirty seconds of hard,
hardworking and then they sit and relax and they do
multiple times a day and they're stronger than us. So
thirty seconds of that entance workout and then relax I

(01:08:54):
would constantly and I want to do.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
That, Brody, I think you want to do the gorilla workout,
so so so your explanation for why gorillas are strong
is because they do the workout, and then if we
do the gorilla workout, we'll be strong like gorillas. Yeah,
we go hard hard. Gorillas are naturally stronger than we are.
They didn't get strong from doing a rest and repeat workout. Okay,

(01:09:19):
you're shattering you're shattering my belief. I'm not taking my scientific.

Speaker 41 (01:09:26):
Broad and scared ever talked about your vacations or your
New Year's because are very vague. I was wondering how
you guys did and how you are vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
That's all it is. I just want to know how
it was.

Speaker 41 (01:09:39):
Because nobody said anything. I was like you guys back
at all because you never talked about yourifications.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Well, I didn't have a vacation, and I did talk
about how I had the Chinese food on New Year's Eve? Right,
so scary. You were in Florida for New Year's Eve,
right and you talked about that, did Yeah, we didn't.
We didn't focus on it. I mean I got more,
I got more stories. We'll do that on the Brooklyn Boys,

(01:10:06):
all right. Last one and it looks like it's from
Liam again. Last one?

Speaker 41 (01:10:10):
Okay, from Ohio again. Check out Fittest Flat Earth on YouTube.
Exposes elites, Hollywood, government.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Everything, and uh, which is hell?

Speaker 41 (01:10:23):
They want to be out of the Hollywood situation or
the government become something else.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
And then you find out they're doing something different, Liam.

Speaker 1 (01:10:32):
Because they have.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Just check them out.

Speaker 41 (01:10:36):
It's called Fittest Flat Earth.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Yeah, leaves it right there. I would sooner take physiology, uh,
lessons from an ape then listen to a guy who
thinks the Earth is flat. So that's all I can says.
The apes more, even the apes, the gorillas. The gorillas
know the earth is wrong. On that note, we had

(01:11:02):
a lot of we had a lot of problems that
coincided with the Verizon outage. It's a long story, you guys,
but that's why we're a day or so late with
issuing this podcast, and we're sorry. Uh, our schedules all off.
We're gonna get to a Brooklyn Boys. I guess this
weekend we all we owe are brookn Boys because we

(01:11:23):
can't just slice time the next slice time. But I'm
doing an episode of Brooking Boys. Brodie, so Scary is
not gonna go out Friday night or Saturday night so
that we can bring you a new episode. Is that right, Scared? Uh,
let's roll the outro things. We gotta figure something out.
I don't want to skip a week, you know what
I'm saying. Day reactions.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
This podcast all depends on you. By three Jazer