The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #365

The Brooklyn Boys' "SLICES" comments, feedback and iHeartRadio Talkbacks for Episode #365 and earlier.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys. Nice reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, it's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode three sixty
five and beyond. And I rushed home here in the
middle of the week, coming off a plane, just so
we can get this done. David Brody, A lot has
happened in the past two weeks. A lot, Yes, scary ones. Okay,
let me see if I got this straight. You went

(00:50):
away two weeks ago, week and a half ago.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, we'll talk about more on the on the podcast,
the Brooklyn Boys episode where you went what you did.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, but you went away to a beautiful place with
waterfalls and whatever. And now you want somehow credit because
you're doing Slice time on the same day you came
home three days later from when you were supposed to be. Well, yeah,
I mean, first of all, the blizzard, there were no
flights back to New York from Costa Rica, which is.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Where I went.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
All right, well that was vacation week. And listen, we
could get into this more on Brooklyn Boys. We got
a lot of talkbacks to play a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I just listen. Just let me let's say one more thing.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Scary wants credit because this plane got delayed because of
the storm.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
We all lived in.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
We all lived in the storm scept here. On Wednesday.
On Sunday, vacation was over. I could have been stuck
in Costa Rica even through today. All the flights were
canceled Saturday into Saturday night, even Saturday evening they were
grounding for whatever reason.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
They weren't flying planes out there.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
So I could say this, I diverted to Miami so
I can get back on the air with the morning show.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah Miami.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Yeah, he had a poor bastard had to spend his
time for another couple of days on vacation in Miami,
going to fancy restaurants, hanging out at the beach. This
poor bastard.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I will talk about that in Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Save it.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm not the one who named dropped Coastaweeka in Miami.
You just did Monday Tuesday, Wednesday. I was working from Miami,
the working.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Trip for four hours and then what and I was
getting in four hours, three hours and twenty minutes in
the phone tap playing new hout.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Let's not forget about the week before vacation where you
fucked us, where we couldn't get our Brooklyn Boys episode out.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
That's a whole other thing. I did not fuck anybody.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yes you did. We talked and you'll talk about that
at some point. Okay, about your crazy busy schedule. But
I honestly that week you were crazy busy. Not way okay, okay,
except when I was available. You're like, I got a pack.
I got a pack.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
It's scary. Why didn't you pack three days ago? I'm
leaving tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
A lot, a lot has happened, a lot. In fact,
I sold that couch. We'll talk about that on Brooklyn Boys.
This is this is an episode about the episode.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Featuring our listeners Leavia yet voicemails that we playing back
right exactly.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
You clicked on the talkback button. If you heard, if
you listen to the iHeartRadio app, so you already know.

Speaker 7 (03:16):
What a fella's barn in Atlanta here listening to the
recent talkbacks conversation about Jared Allen, you know, brody quarterbacks
are the only player that have a win lost statistic
in their category. No other position has that as a
category of statistics.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
So to me, no wins, no great?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
All right, well there you have to tell it to
Dan Marino who lost four Super Bowls.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
What's going on? It's still bitch from Texas.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yes, SII, Bobrino ell Old Scooty call me a bitch
on the last episode of Last Time.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
That's all right. I can handle it, although I do
consider myself more.

Speaker 8 (03:58):
Of a lesbian.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
So next time, you know, okay, all right, But anyway,
you know how I want to apologize. Surely do apologize.
You know, I just got frustrated, and you know, I
thought I had to do the song again because it
had gotten erased because you guys didn't do the pot
you know, along with a lot of other slashes.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
We were lost.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
We didn't know what was going on, you know. You know,
like they say, and I don't mind. Is the devil's playground,
you know. So you start thinking, you know, there's no
more if you Abe seventy seven, or if you Agnes
or if you a kid from Walmart or whatever the hell,
and then the jingles aren't back, so you start thinking,
you know, you don't want to listen to the podcast,

(04:39):
nothing but letting downs.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Well cut, mister Fleck, come on, guys, you know, let's
get with it.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Man.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
We're depending on you.

Speaker 8 (04:46):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
We listened to you, We love you and everything, and
you know, just the inconsistency. Try and get a little
more consistency if you can, you know, because you know
everybody wants to hear you. You know, we lacked the podcast.
If not, we weren't me here seeing all these talk
mechs making fools of our sales and stuff. You know,
So I'll continue listening because I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Scooty, all right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
We will have consistency right through April sixth, which is
our next vacation.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
All right, anyway, okay, all right, let me oh my god,
all right, let me let me address two things. Dan
Marino lost one Super Bowl. I was thinking of Jim
Kelly who lost four. Okay, okay, boy, you correct me.
Second of all, just so you know, and I and
I had one of our slices post something that I said,
I dictated it, and I said, please post this in

(05:37):
the Brooklyn Boys Facebook page on my behalf. And what
I said wasn't Scary's behalf as well? I said, when
we don't do an episode, listen forget about what Scary
goes vacation. When we don't do an episode when he's
not on vacation, it isn't because we're like let's just
take a week off. Sometimes our personal lives get in
the way our responsibilities to our actual existence in the

(05:59):
real world. Yeah, and we aren't able to coordinate our schedules.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
So listen. We we enjoy.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Doing the podcast really, maybe probably as much, if not
more than you enjoy listening to it. Really, So it's
it's not like it's a it's a hard ship.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
We got to do it.

Speaker 4 (06:14):
No, no, we we love doing it and when we
can't do it, it pisces us off.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
So the week leads up to vacation was a very,
very frustrating week where we were we were supposed to
have our episodes out and we just we just couldn't
pull it off. All right, more about that later at
another One last thing, one last thing, real quick, real quick.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
We love that you're upset or disappointed when we don't
do an episode. We appreciate disappointment. It means you enjoy
what we do, and uh we will. We will continue
to try as hard as we can get as many
episodes out.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
All right, moving on, Sorry, I am moving this weekend though,
by the way, that's a whole of the story.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Hi, Broken boys, Jen the groom are here. I just
wanted to weigh in on Scary's couch.

Speaker 9 (06:58):
I'm not sure if you do it in New Jersey,
but down here in Florida you can donate it to
a charitable organization.

Speaker 10 (07:06):
And you can't actually get a tax right off.

Speaker 11 (07:09):
For donating the furniture. If it's in good condition, you
may not get your two thousand dollars you want for it,
but you could get a one thousand dollars tax right
off for two thousand dollars tax right on.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
More than that as the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
And by the way, you can writing off furniture is
a national thing, not a statewide thing.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Is that right?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, when you write off donations on your taxes, that's
a federal government.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, Okay, we'll continue along with my knowledge. All right,
Uh well, okay we.

Speaker 12 (07:41):
Go shout t coma die toto ben bos god so Scary.

Speaker 13 (07:54):
Squad Ventino, all right, appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I think I think he said he wants to buy
your Italian couch.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Legitimately, I heard Taucho and Italiano Kaucho Kaucho Marx.

Speaker 14 (08:15):
Hey, Scary, it's Renee from Lancaster pressed your big pink movers.
I've just looked them up because I've never heard of them,
and I live in Pennsylvania here and I lived in
outside Philly. They're a New York company. And second indoor pool.
You just gotta get used to it. You must have
been like in the cheap why pool or something. I
bet they have a nice sun deck or something like
that and doors maybe that open or windows. So enjoy

(08:39):
it and take your nice stuff. Birdies right on this one.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (08:45):
Okay, scary, this is Renee again. I can't believe I'm
leaving two already, but I BlimE Washed Walls, Wan Valdez
if he knews, how could regular people can do it?
It's a matter of that it takes longer, and that
it's not there's it's just more time and that and
it does last. There are some things you can do

(09:06):
to make it last longer if you want. But if
you do it, you wouldn't do it yourself. But there
are people they could. It's just time consuming.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Yeah, I opted to not do that. That's the update
on that one.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh that's a big update. Save that, Save that, Save
for Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
He also saved the fact that Jack Hughes lives in
my building on the Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Jack Hughes.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Wait a minute, Wait a minute, way your current building
or your new building? The new building I'm moving to.
He lives in there. He's lived there for five since
the building opened. He well, he plays it in New
Jersey Devils. Yeah, and he also won these scored the
winning goal in then to get the men the gold,
the gold medal in the Olympics. And also well broke
two of his teeth in the process, a.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Lot of teeth. I listen.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I don't want to get too much into hockey, but
do you did you see the eight nineteen to eighty
miracle on ice Jack Hughes crossover with Jack Hughes, who
scored the winning goal.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
No, I have to take a look at that.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh my my god, it's It's one of those things
that I'll freak out. Okay, all right, this one sounds
I think this is blank.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Hmmm. Is there any audio in here? Nothing in there?

Speaker 3 (10:13):
All right?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
That moving moving on? Okay, this one as well.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Unless I'm having audio problems, there's no audio in the cut,
all right, moving on.

Speaker 15 (10:26):
Hi, this is Veronica from Long Island.

Speaker 16 (10:28):
Scary.

Speaker 15 (10:29):
I'm a little nervous listening to the sofa saga that
you're gonna get scammed for a banks and I see
this stuff every single day, so I think you really
need to protect yourself because your prone's being scammed.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
She got a point there.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Hey, hey man, can you help me out? I need
a couch to get back to Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Update update coming as Scary would give the guy in
his lobby the couch.

Speaker 17 (11:00):
Hey, Brooklyn boys Ethan from south central Pennsylvania. As always
Birdie and Scary Bertie. I have to admit when you
first started talking about not drinking out of the glass,
I was thinking grow up, and then I thought about
it for a second. I'm a diehard West Virginia University fan,
and I thought if someone put a pit glass in
front of me, I'd have to be pretty thirsty to

(11:20):
drink out of it.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
So I see your point.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Love you guys, Oh hokies, is that I would? I
would drink out of a Yankee mug? I don't know.
I just would if I was thirsty, if I was
dying of thirst.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Maybe back there from Long Island.

Speaker 18 (11:35):
Happy birthday for I hope you enjoy your concert.

Speaker 19 (11:39):
Slice pilet, Oh, she's.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
With slices, wishing other slices of happy birthday. I feel
like we wasted Beca's Long Island accent on that little short.

Speaker 9 (11:47):
Hey Brooklyn boys, Jamie from Queen's Here, Scary, you crack
me up.

Speaker 20 (11:51):
You sound more and more like a gen Z girl
trapped in a sixty year old man's body.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Sixty.

Speaker 12 (11:58):
It seems like.

Speaker 20 (11:58):
Every episode you're just like I saw this nail thing.

Speaker 8 (12:02):
That's all the rage.

Speaker 20 (12:04):
It's it's a new kind of way to paint your realm,
and you need special paint, a special specialist and total
we're gonna like compliment my eyes and my twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I slow high. Scary is is lime painting a vibe?
She's lime wall paint.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
It's a vibe. It's a vibe. It's a vibe.

Speaker 18 (12:24):
Book, Glen boy is Becca from Long Island. She is
scary as your nephew. I think your sister should make
him face to face give back the one hundred dollars
to his brother and you know, say I'm sorry for
stealing from you, and then make him do chores for

(12:46):
the amount until it adds up to one hundred dollars.
That way he can understand the value of a dollar.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Okay, all right, I'll good with that also he should
give his brother one hundred and twenty five dollars because
even's not.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Even's not even, and that earned interest. Surely that's right,
little penalty for stealing.

Speaker 11 (13:03):
Jesse from Virginia here episode three sixty five. Regarding the
sports rivalries, my husband at the time was a Redskins
now commander's fan and I'm a Redskins fan, and he
thought it would be hilarious one night when I was
asleep on the couch, to take his Redskins blanket and
toss it over me and take a picture and post
it on Facebook. So on my birthday that year, when

(13:26):
he was drunk, I got a picture of him Cowboys Jersey,
and I make sure to repost that photo every year
when it comes up on Memories. But regarding the experience
that Brody experienced with the drinking glass, I am a
die hard capitalist fan, and if one of my friends

(13:46):
tried to hand me a Shittsburg Penguin's drinking glass to
drink out of, I would one rethink my friendship with him,
and two absolutely not drink anything out of.

Speaker 5 (14:02):
It, thank you.

Speaker 11 (14:03):
I'd probably be worried it was poison, and I possibly
would throw it off the fucking table, and I would
definitely rethink my friendship with them because of their terrible
taste in hockey teams. Because suck Shittsburgh Penguins.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Shitsburg buddy guys, And.

Speaker 16 (14:16):
As always, it's brody and scary.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Thank you Pane for life. I've been to Caps games,
you know. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
When I worked with Elliott and DC, we used to
go to Caps games all the time. I have old
players on the show.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Wow, But the Penguins aren't they like one of those
iconic teams from way back, not.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
If you're a Caps fan, But when were Theysburg? Why
did the How long have the Capitals been in business?
They haven't been you're not one of the original six,
but they've been around a while. But aren't the Shitsburgh Penguins? Yes,
all right, I believe so.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Well, that's a legendary that's a legacy team right there.
Call them Shitsburg.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
I don't know. Well, listen, I've got no skin in
that game.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
So maybe the Capital's started in nineteen seventy four, Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
The Shittsburgh pred Penguins.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
When did the Pittsburgh Penguins start? Probably in the nineteen
thirteen sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Okay, oh, okay, they're not one of the original ones.
Maybe they are.

Speaker 11 (15:12):
Ship the Brooklyn Boys podcast will be right back.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Okay, just to clarify, and I apologize to the hockey
fans who were screaming Boston brewin, Chicago, Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings,
Red Wings, Montreal Canadians, New York Rangers, Toronto maple leaves
those the original yea, yeah, so not the Penguins.

Speaker 8 (15:35):
He and start.

Speaker 21 (15:39):
First thing, stop apologizing for being so rich, so powerful.
And where do you spend your money? You spend your money? Okay, thanks,
So just stop apologizing saying.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Oh this is my one thing.

Speaker 21 (15:53):
Oh you know, I don't have any kids. I don't
have any blah no, no, just just spend your money.
How are you on?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
This is the first of eight talkbacks from Juan Valdez.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
All right, all right, Wan, saddle up, uh scary Jones.

Speaker 21 (16:12):
You have all the money in the world, you have
all of the access, all of the things I know,
and you pick a building with an indoor pool. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Why? But how also why?

Speaker 21 (16:31):
I mean you know what, We're gonna leave it there
in it and we'll stickle back.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Okay, you circle back pit it all of a sudden
great corporate on us. No, because you know what, there
were other things about the building that were amazing, and
you know if you boil it down, you're gonna use
the pool three months out of the year. And of
those three months, how many actual days? Maybe seven eight?
I get seven eight days out of it.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
And now scary Jones can use the pool twelve months
a year because it's indoors.

Speaker 21 (17:00):
I'll be there, Jones on your indoor pool dilemma. Then
when you pick the fucking building, Okay, I mean there
were other There's three other buildings in Jesse City. I
know the area, I know where you are, I know
what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I know the buildings that you're moving to.

Speaker 21 (17:19):
There's three other buildings that had apartments open. Why did
you over there where they had an outdoor pool.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Because because I don't want to move into it like
the inside. I don't like the inside of the units,
and I don't want to move into a twenty year
old and he got bougie. No, it's a better investment
for me. I want to go where my money's gonna grow.
I don't want to go where it's stagnant, and I
want to go where the people go.

Speaker 21 (17:45):
How dare you use my name, Scary Jones? What in fact,
I already did limewash, and I already did the other wash.
I already did tone on tone painting. Uh, Scary Jones,
You're in for a rude awakening. It's more of the money,

(18:08):
not the work. The person who has done a he
broken and Scary's other team, I know, Scary Jones is
never you know, I will never wear the other team's shirt.
Like I'm a fan of my team. I'm not a

(18:31):
fan of the other team, like Eagles all the way
for the Birds. But I will never get cut wearing
a Yankees hat because I might get arrested.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay, he broke and kids.

Speaker 21 (18:46):
As a father of three kids now one, two, three,
this happens. This happens all the time. He happened to
have a one bill my kids happened to only have
twenty bills.

Speaker 8 (19:01):
Of course, report, but.

Speaker 21 (19:04):
You punish him, you take away everything for three months,
and you make him right. I will not do this
again A hundred times. Yes, absolutely, and yes, Scary Jones,
you make him right with hand paper pencil.

Speaker 22 (19:24):
I will now steal from my brother every again.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Bart SIPs on the blackboard.

Speaker 21 (19:31):
One hundred times, and that's how you solve the problem.

Speaker 22 (19:38):
And scary and brody bloodgate. This is bloodgate from now on,
I carry a new ball in my pocket forever because
I do not want to touch somebody else of blood
whatever disease.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Who I don't This.

Speaker 21 (20:00):
Is disgusting, but just a new won't Ian Puckett promise,
So thank you.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Wan.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
This is in relation to the pickleball the bloody by
the way, people might play pickleboy with. Heard the podcast
where I was talking about the guy who played pickleball
with the blood on his hands.

Speaker 8 (20:16):
Yeah, yeah, Hey, it's stay for New Jersey.

Speaker 23 (20:20):
I don't play pickleball, but I would absolutely not be
okay with this guy's.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Fleeting all over the place.

Speaker 23 (20:25):
Hey yeah, I mean I think about like being in
the gym with sweats all over something, and I have
no problem spraying it down and.

Speaker 8 (20:31):
Waving it up.

Speaker 23 (20:32):
I'd rather have thirty seconds of awkwardness that'd be grossed
out the rest of the day.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
All right, fair enough, Yes, we'll catch some disease. And
then the guy tells me I'm not hem hemophiliac.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Oh what does that mean?

Speaker 8 (20:44):
What means jimmy body?

Speaker 24 (20:45):
Never body's curious from the box talking about episode three
sixty six, I think nope'll bring palm the Marigano cheeves
the funk out of here. I called you guys once
about the pizza and s Gran Pennsylvania all warge pizza
with American cheese, but the ball part is definitely worth
a worse transgression.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
And putting with Americano cheese is a pizza the fuck
out of.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Here exactly exactly, heave booking voice.

Speaker 8 (21:13):
Sofo jew.

Speaker 25 (21:14):
I know this is a while ago, but but I
you guys said, I mumbled, but I literally said it
where I was on nine to eleven in that beginning
of that mumbled mess.

Speaker 26 (21:24):
So for now I'm gonna take myself off with the
fucking speaker because it's not a sneaker, it's my stupid
bluetooth thing. Apologies, but yeah, I did mention nine to eleven.
I said it right at again. I could hear it myself.

Speaker 27 (21:37):
Okay, Brody and Scary Ryan from Mickey Mouse Florida. Hey, Brody,
so with giving Scary this website, would you say he
owes you a second stake in I'm just curious on
that one.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Yeah, listen, I could say owes me five. I'm never
getting the first one, so what does it matter?

Speaker 28 (21:58):
Laying from Ohio. So the lady is talking about my
charcoal toothpaste, which actually has bacon sod in it. Lady, listen,
you need to educate yourself from charcoal, the good effects
of it and the negative side effects of floride.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
No negative effects.

Speaker 28 (22:14):
Don't sound like an idiot when you're on a podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Sounds a dental professional. I do.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
I do prefer charcoal and baking soda. It's a known thing.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
People are it's a popular but you can have fluoride
in that or unrelated.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
You can have fluoride and you're baking soda to best
baking soda. I got baking soda. I don't know who
that is. What is that a song? It's a rap
song from Ohio.

Speaker 28 (22:40):
I do not like indoor pools. Over bleached, poor ventilation.
It's bad for you to breathe that much of bleaching.
Now you have creative burns, third degree burns at least.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Yeah, people are dying third degree burns.

Speaker 28 (22:56):
Oh your body wise exorbiting into your skin and stuff.
Now I arrived the outside.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I'm de la much better. Everyone knows indoor pools Satan. Yeah,
this sucked.

Speaker 8 (23:08):
What about be boys?

Speaker 29 (23:09):
It's Fern from Atlanta listening to the Parmesan Sandwich debacle questions,
what have you so trody? I know you probably don't
know the area very well. I actually grew up in
the Monterey Bay, which is the bay in which Carmela
is in, and we can consider ourselves more central coast
in the middle of the state. So just an FYI,

(23:31):
no harm, no foul, but just for future reference, keep it.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Up, boys, Okay.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
So the reason I said it's in northern California and
it's really north central California is that the one time
I went to California with my parents, we flew into
San Francisco, then we drove down the coast and we
ended up in Monterey and Carmel and then drove back.
So in my mind as a ten year old, I
was in the north because we never made it to

(23:58):
La so in my mind we were in the north.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
So yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
It is not the north northern California, but it's in
the top half that we were in.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
So that's why I said it. My bead.

Speaker 8 (24:11):
Brooklyn Boys, Kansas from.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Trevor doesn't defend car cheese though, as.

Speaker 30 (24:16):
A pool guy, your rant about the indoor pool is
just grinds my gears. Okay, indoor pool by code have
to have great ventilation. And that quote unquote chlorine smell
you're smelling is actually the dead chlorine, meaning that all
the bacteria has been killed, so it's actually pretty safe.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
So that so that means it's working.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
When I smell the chlorine, I know, Oh, this is
chlorine at work, Niclora.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
My favorite heavy metal albums. Smell the chlorine.

Speaker 31 (24:49):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys, James from Miami, always.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
There we go. This is for Q from all over
the Hey, that's it, that's it. It's is flirting. This
is another comment from episode three sixty five. Are you there,
Charlie Pooth? It's me scary.

Speaker 32 (25:14):
A fun time, good afternoon, Brooklyn Morses is a l
pre boo boo. I am calling in request of the
Brooklyn Gray a couch your sale.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I heard it is a Brooklyn Gray.

Speaker 32 (25:33):
I am willing to offer eight thousand dollars immediately, and
of course I will handle the shipping piece.

Speaker 31 (25:44):
Look so much, Brooklyn Bows, James Miami and a scary
you're wrong indoor gray outdoor pool amazing whatever type of
pool above ground, in ground, let's go no. I went
to an indoor pulling Korea when I was stationed over there,

(26:05):
and it was winter.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
It was great, heated. You're gonna enjoy it.

Speaker 31 (26:11):
When you jump in, You'll see we'll be listening to
you talking about it.

Speaker 19 (26:14):
In the pool.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'm gonna try it at least once you know what
could go wrong.

Speaker 33 (26:19):
Scary and Brody, Brody's scary, it's dead. Who the hell
on this planet?

Speaker 16 (26:25):
Scary?

Speaker 33 (26:25):
Put American cheese on a meat ball grinder.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 33 (26:29):
Oh my god, I fell over just like Brody screamed.

Speaker 8 (26:34):
What.

Speaker 33 (26:35):
I had the same exact reaction in my car because
I'm mad about this.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It's moosa al maybe.

Speaker 33 (26:41):
Provolone if that's It's like a mockery to office Italians
out there, so scary. On another note, you were talking
about lime washing, lemon washing, ball washing, pickle ball washing.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
A something like that. So anyways, I was thinking.

Speaker 33 (26:55):
Instead of you know, paying upfront for all that you know,
limewashing you'd like to accomplish at the new place, why
don't you just pick like an accent wall, you know,
maybe a couple of walls instead of like all of it.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
It'll definitely be cheaper.

Speaker 33 (27:10):
But uh, you know, if all lost fails, you can
just dip your ball from the paint and drag them
across the walls.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Oh Sam, extra crude today. Love it all right, We'll
take a break now. I'm gonna go think about that.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Have a visual with Scary and body.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Imagine dipping my balls in paint and dragging them across
the wall.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
I mean, I'm not going to imagine it. It could
be a new style, the new style. It's up beastie boys.

Speaker 34 (27:43):
Victoria from Brooklyn. I agree with Scary, which I usually don't,
but into a pools are disgusting.

Speaker 8 (27:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 32 (27:53):
Why it is.

Speaker 34 (27:54):
It's just like the air is like heavy and thick,
and it's like hard to breathe. The smell of chlorine
and it just feels like all skied down. So I
totally understand what he said. So my uh daughter at
the time was misbehaving. So around Christmas time, she was

(28:16):
around seven or so, I actually wrapped this huge rock
from my garden and put it under the tree and
that was the first gift that she opened, and she
flipped the fuck out. So maybe if Nico still believes
in Santa that he could not be a bad idea
to do. I know it sounds me, but.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Maybe next Christmas. Maybe next Christmas he'll get some coal
in his stocking.

Speaker 34 (28:41):
That pickleball guy is fucking disgusting and you just cut him.
I don't know if they have like a pickleball association
or the but other than I mean, HIV doesn't really
live outside the body. It's not really a strong virus.
But hepatitis B is really your biggest risk, which can

(29:02):
be a chronic disease and contribute to a risk of
liver cancer. But it's really disgusting what he did. I
would remember, no.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Thanks, no hep being for me.

Speaker 35 (29:14):
She's talking about being from Ohio. Trucker is typical zipital man.
All right, your funniest foot but zip zip picture.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Come on now, just go her. Is he the trucker whisper.

Speaker 35 (29:34):
Laying from Ohio? So with that truck coal in bagas
tooth passe, I've nevadic head.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
This is not even since I was a child about eighteen.

Speaker 35 (29:45):
Uh that my family's plan and I've been held distance
and actually when I was twenty five, they double chased
my teeth on my dad's plan at twenty five.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
So healthy, So go with that. No Flora, thank you.
He's not a fan of fluoride. All right, all right,
I think we covered that right. Okay, Scary was doing
good with this game. Here listen. He looks at me
and he goes, what's the problem is Elia?

Speaker 12 (30:17):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I said the problem last said.

Speaker 8 (30:22):
He missed one over here?

Speaker 3 (30:23):
There was another this one.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Would you be like, no problem, cool and keep.

Speaker 12 (30:29):
Okay, Gwen Stefania, Cool.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Brody is wrong.

Speaker 12 (30:39):
Brody is wrong.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Gary missed it. I said cool. No, I said cool.
You said cool, and I didn't say okay, Gwen Stefani. Yeah,
I guess I don't know. All right, Broad it was
for no apparent reason. I'll take that. Yeah, just generally.

Speaker 36 (31:06):
Right.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
God, you sold that dirty couch because stage in your
apartment with it for open houses.

Speaker 16 (31:15):
No, that wouldn't have worked, fair enough, Skyler from New Jersey, Okay.

Speaker 9 (31:22):
As a basketball coach, when blood appears on anything during
a basketball game, their jersey, the short someone's arm.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
The ball.

Speaker 16 (31:32):
No, that's done. It's done. That's a major issue. And
it doesn't matter your blood's clean.

Speaker 9 (31:40):
No, we don't allow children to continue a game with
blood on your jersey, they have to sub out, they
have to put on another jersey. If it's not like
a high school or college game, they'll usually just take
off the jersey and wear an under shirt or something

(32:00):
in play without it. But you're not continuing the game
with blood anywhere on you. So as a grown adult,
he should know better. It shouldn't matter to him, like,
oh my god, it shouldn't matter. He's not profusely bleeding
even a tiny bit.

Speaker 16 (32:17):
Is an issue. No, it's not okay that you're bleeding
on the ball and then spreading.

Speaker 23 (32:21):
The bull to everybody.

Speaker 16 (32:22):
Absolutely not, no way, he should know better.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Come on, by the way, I didn't realize his hair
and Regie basketball coaches.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
What are you gonna say now?

Speaker 4 (32:33):
I said I didn't realize Skyler and Reggie we're both
basketball coach.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Okay, well, here comes Reggie with her tape.

Speaker 16 (32:40):
Reggie here, scary show Brodie.

Speaker 9 (32:45):
The video you made on that app not the one
that Gandhi made of you guys kissing, the one you
made of you braiding his pubic hair on your couch. Hey,
are you sure the five to eight zero on the
football helmet was not for Robin's birthday?

Speaker 16 (33:09):
How can we be sure?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I mean that is her birthday?

Speaker 16 (33:16):
Skyler from New Jersey.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I have a question.

Speaker 16 (33:19):
So when you guys were on the Big Show and
you would have somebody famous come in, how does it
how do you end up? Like how do you all
end up with that person's phone number?

Speaker 9 (33:29):
Like do you really hit it off during the short
interview or is it much longer than we hear it
going on?

Speaker 16 (33:37):
Did they swap numbers later?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (33:40):
Like how did that go down?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Great question?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
A lot of times, I guess why don't get fifty
fifteen minutes before twenty minutes?

Speaker 1 (33:47):
And you know, you get to know the manager, you
get to know them. Other times, h you just you know,
you hit it off with them.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I personally, yeah, I mean we've had interactions with some
of these people, be on just the interview, or we've
gone out till dinner with them or whatever the case,
so you know you kind of chum around and become,
you know, cool with them. I have Charlie Booth's number
in my phone because we did several promotions with him

(34:14):
after the fact, and you know, it was never really
you know, it was never it was never anything specific.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
It was just like, yo, you're cool. I'm cool, all right,
you hit me up. Boom Brody.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, So, first of all, as the when I was
executive producer of the show, a lot of times i'd
need to call them on their cell phones.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
So they would give me their numbers and say, hey,
call me when you want me to go on, or hey,
anytime you want me, give me a call and I'll
come on. So they would say, Elvis, you want my number,
He said, no, give Brody the number.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
He'll call you. Because if Elvis is on the air
and he goes, hey, get in.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Rique Glacier's on the phone, I'd have to call and
Rique Glaciers, so i'd have to have his number. And
some celebrities like Scary said, I would become friendly with
them and they would say, oh, hey, take my number.
Like Phil Colin, the guitar player for Deaf Leopard. I
was hanging out with him at the rock station. He's like, oh,
I said, I left interview one of these days. He goes, oh, hey,
I take my number. Anytime you want to have me on,
I'll come on.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yes, some people of that chill, you know.

Speaker 9 (35:11):
Okay, I don't think indoor swimming pools are gross. But
I do have reactive airways disease.

Speaker 16 (35:19):
Google it don't hurt me, do not at me.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
And I have trouble in the indoor ones because of
the chlorine smell. But because there is a chlorine smell,
it makes me think it's clean though it's not a
mold smell, correct, But it reminds me of a famous
quote from a famous comedy. I just took a bath.

Speaker 37 (35:43):
A bath.

Speaker 16 (35:46):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 9 (35:47):
I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth,
with parasites and organisms having sex all around me. Brody,
I'm expecting you to get what show that's from. I'm scary.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
I'm not expecting much, nor should you, because I have
no clue. You know me, I'm bad with these things, Brody,
As you look it up, what.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Did AI tell you? Oh A, I didn't tell me anything.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
No, As you scurry to find the answer, I'm not
scaring to find any then you would have told me already.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yep, I honestly don't know.

Speaker 16 (36:27):
Okay, this is a message for the trucker. Trucker, where
are you? On Facebook?

Speaker 9 (36:33):
Because your account has disappeared. People are freaking out. They're
posting where's the trucker where.

Speaker 16 (36:39):
His account code.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Something happened to him? What is that about, Trucker? Well,
how do you just delete it and leave all of us?
And by the way, for anyone wondering if you're ever
individually like messaging on Facebook Trucker or he's in a
group message with you, every voice memo he sends is
in character.

Speaker 16 (37:00):
How long it is, It is quite the commitment. It
really hands off to your front.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
The Rangers not touching anything New York Rangers. I won't
even wear red, white and blue because of them.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Wow. Oh that's a bit much. Yeah that. Oh, by
the way, can I I tell you a story about colors.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I wore my blue with white lettering Brooklyn Boys T
shirt to pickleball last week and had that one of
the women I play with said, oh, look, you're wearing
Yankees collars.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I will never wear that shirt.

Speaker 16 (37:34):
Skyler from New Reggie Hair.

Speaker 9 (37:37):
Okay, oh I'm so sorry about wear nakedad No, we're not.

Speaker 12 (37:44):
Stop.

Speaker 16 (37:46):
Do your boots hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

Speaker 33 (37:50):
Can you tie them inn and not?

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Can you tie them in a bow?

Speaker 16 (37:54):
Can you throw them over your shirts?

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Red?

Speaker 16 (37:58):
Stop? This is a serious talk.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Back. I think she's jumped the shark. What do you think? No,
just sometimes she still got another three, so let's see
what she has to say.

Speaker 14 (38:10):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (38:10):
So I noticed that there was a couple apology fuck backs,
and Brody talked about.

Speaker 16 (38:17):
An email that was sent to him in an apology.
But after all of that, Brody kept saying, no, it
wasn't that person.

Speaker 9 (38:23):
It wasn't that person, right, Okay, So to the person
who did send the nasty uncolled for voicemailals, where's your apology?
We shouldn't need Brody to lecture us on how to
behave during the comedy podcast. So if that was you
Slice who decided to leave something nasty, I suggest you

(38:48):
issue the apology, and if you don't have the bulls
or the boobs whatever to leave it on the talk back,
then you should drop the email because I don't even
understand that. That's and props to the guy who've left
the thoughtful apology talk back.

Speaker 16 (39:07):
That's respect.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Yes, oh, Rock and Steve over there, everyone be more
like him. I would say to leave a to leave
the kind of messages that Scary and I got that
we were referencing to, you are probably not the kind
of person that leaves an apology talk back, yeah, fare
to say, okay, we move on.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Scary lime wash. Hey, the government used to give that
ship away in Jamaica.

Speaker 38 (39:33):
It comes as a powder and in Christmas time, the
government will give it to you for you to paint
the sidewalks on walls in the hood in Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah, lime wash, Yeah the fuck Jamaica. Arresta big on Sarasota, Florida.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
It's uh, limewash is made of like it's like a clay.
It's it's it is an old form of painting, but uh,
you know it's uh, it's you gotta like that look.
And it's very unique, very unique.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Yeah, So I have I have a roster question for
our gentleman caller who just left that message. So I
write wacky packages. If you don't know what those are,
google them. But they are spoof grocery products where I
you know, change the name and everything on the box.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
You make a pawn and you change right.

Speaker 4 (40:22):
So I was I'm writing for the new set of
wacky packages, and I thought, oh, would be funny if
I did rosteroni. You will one love them, right, But
then I was like, rosta is really a religion. So
I want to know if I if I did a
spoof called rosterone instead of Posteroni, would that be offensive?

Speaker 38 (40:39):
Let me know things, Jimmy Carresta be a kind of again,
Sarah Soda, Florida. What I was saying about that whitewash
or trying to say about the whitewash in Jamaica scary.
I thought whitewash lime as we call it, or lime
wash as you call it. I thought that was like
cheap crap. I had no idea why the government was

(41:01):
given that crap away in Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Then yeah, the answer there is because sometimes those are
the cool, the things that become cool and trendy, and
then you have to pay a premium for But it
it very well needs to be cheap, exactly, It very
well could have been a cheap material and paint whatever.

(41:24):
I'm sure it was. It was using the Greek and
Roman empires. But uh now it's like hip, it's cool,
it's trendy, it's on brand. So all of a sudden,
it's a vibe. You paid a premium a vibe.

Speaker 36 (41:40):
Driver here, Brodie, you're talking about text and Mike. I
sort of thought that's what happened to me. I was
texting Barry at work and I said, Hey, Barry, I said, uh,
where Yeah, I've known Barry for ten twelve years now,
so where ye at?

Speaker 8 (41:53):
Dude? I said, uh, got this job together today right away?
In the bathroom. I'm going to be late. Okay. So
I go to the job and say, hey, Barry's gonna
be late. You know, so I just text you.

Speaker 39 (42:09):
You said you're in the bathroom. You're gonna be late.
He goes, I didn't get out texted to you. I said, dude,
what are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (42:15):
Just not your number? He goes, No, I just changed
that like a few months ago. I said. He didn't
give it to many.

Speaker 39 (42:21):
I said, whoever's in the bathroom? Now that's funny because
I went to where the pickup was. I said, hey,
Barry's gonna be like he's in the bathroom.

Speaker 8 (42:29):
You know that's what came up.

Speaker 39 (42:32):
Well, hey, Barry, everybody knows that you were possibly shipping
your pants every.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Much wrong person case of mistaken identity.

Speaker 16 (42:40):
Yep, So I'm caught up on the big show.

Speaker 9 (42:43):
And so the app has gone all the way back
to twenty twenty three, and they weren't even like uploading
the full Big Show.

Speaker 16 (42:51):
Then they're just like uploading segments like in minutes. So
I don't know if this clip is from recent or
a long time ago. I really don't know. But Elvis
asked everyone like, what are your hopes for the day?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
What are your hopes for the day?

Speaker 9 (43:11):
And everyone is saying like really nice, hurt for me things,
and Scary says he hopes that two people just start
doing it, that they just start listening to the show
and doing it.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
I did say that, and that reminds me.

Speaker 9 (43:28):
Of the time that I said, turn on the Brooklyn
Boys and you can get down to it, and Scary
was like, no, I don't think this is that kind
of show.

Speaker 16 (43:37):
Okay, but the morning.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Show is well morning. Maybe you're in bed or something.
Who knows if you're volatile, you're vulnerable, or you're feeling it.
I did say that on the on the Big Show,
I said, I'm hoping that people are listening to this
right now and just doing it.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I have a question. I feel Scary. Yeah, you know,
when you're on vacation, the show still runs. There's a
bet stuff playing correct. The answer is no, Brody. The
answer when the show was on.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
No, no, I couldn't be listening to repeats of our
show and have sex hard. No, what about what about
this podcast? Actually that would be a soft note. Really
this podcast?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
What about this? Yeah? That would that would be out
of the question.

Speaker 16 (44:22):
I am inviting all the slices.

Speaker 9 (44:27):
To listen to Brody and Scary's voice, my own chick
by you and just start getting it on.

Speaker 16 (44:35):
It's hard doing it to the sound of Brody and
Scary talking.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Man, what is she smoking?

Speaker 3 (44:41):
This is ongoing, this is over the course of three days. Now,
she's living these talkbacks. She got a bender?

Speaker 40 (44:52):
You boys, it's Fern just touching base on Brodie's bloody
pick a ball scenario.

Speaker 8 (45:00):
Yeah, that's that's pretty gross.

Speaker 40 (45:03):
You know, being a grown ass adult and hopefully having
seen many sports and played sports, you know, as soon
as blood is shown, it's supposed to be taped up.
Can cover up for the good of everybody else around.
So I would have told that dude, you need to
go get a band aid on skip. I would never
wear Kingsboro Community College hat, sweat your drink out of

(45:25):
anything with that logo on it.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Kingsborough.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
That's the local two year community College. Come on, be
nice to Kingsboro, k by the Bay as we used to.

Speaker 8 (45:36):
Call it, what would be Boys for? And again in
Atlanta listening to the scaries Scamboni sale of his couch.

Speaker 40 (45:46):
Scary when you said they paper shipping being clarified if
the purchaser is paying or the company that's mediating it
is because that is a freight package there, and it
is big and it takes up a lot of space.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
So I bet they're probably.

Speaker 40 (46:04):
Spending anywhere from three to five hundred dollars on shipping
from New York.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
That is correct to Miami. All right, we'll be right back.

Speaker 15 (46:13):
It's podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I can't wait to do the new episode. Brody, Oh
the Brooklyn Boys. You have a lot to talk about. Yeah,
we both do well.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I almost got thrown out of a retail store and
had security called on me. Oh okay, tell you about that,
all right, say you about that? All right, let's continue.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Hey, guys, Heather and Cincy here. I'm a very big
sports fan, and I would not drink out of or
use anything from any other team, even if it wasn't
one of our big rivals. I actually had someone try
to put a Red Sox blanket on me once and
I threw it off and screamed and said it burned.

(46:55):
So I totally agree with you, Brody. Thank you go
Yank slice for lice.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
This is the second red a Reds fan. What's going on?
I tought you some Cincinnati she is. I thought she's
gonna say she hates Cleveland.

Speaker 8 (47:10):
What do you do?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yankees? But it's the second instance of some of being.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Sleep like the Red Sox. I was like, why does
she care about the Red Sox? He's a Reds fan.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
I love it. They throw they throw the blankets on them.
That's great.

Speaker 16 (47:23):
Hey, Brooklyn boys is Kaitlyn Mark and Nolan. We just
had our second little slice on Congratulations Kaitlyn Mark, Luke
and Nolan. Nolan was born nine pounds three ounces. He's
the newest Slice to the gang. Wanted to formally introduce

(47:46):
him to the Slices and the Slice and our favorite book,
The Boys.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
Oh so sweet.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Congratulations you guys. I don't I don't know why we
needed to know the weight, but still very adorable. That's awesome,
great solid name, Nolan, very good.

Speaker 12 (48:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
One of the New York Mets Best young pictures Nolan McLain. Yes,
and that's the name came from.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
One of the greatest of all time, Nolan Ryan. Nolan Ryan, Well,
not with the Mets, but yeah, Manny from Jersey scary.

Speaker 16 (48:15):
Was it at least white American.

Speaker 30 (48:17):
On that me bub or was it yellow Americans?

Speaker 8 (48:21):
Either way?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Was at least white American?

Speaker 8 (48:24):
At least the tryant right now?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It was yellow American?

Speaker 12 (48:28):
It was.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
Yeah, it was downright yellow American. That's how identified it.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
He's right, if it's white American, like you might not
notice it like by visually like us, like it might
look like square with cerella chies.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Yeah, it was all kinds of wrong, bro.

Speaker 16 (48:45):
Hey'd be boys.

Speaker 19 (48:46):
Christy from Brooks regarding episode three six and indoor pools scary.

Speaker 16 (48:50):
I'm with you one.

Speaker 19 (48:53):
They are just not my cup of tea, very poor
air quality, humidity. You just get that factor when you
walk in. I don't know why, but uh not for me.

Speaker 16 (49:08):
Thanks, I agree, Go scary and enjoy your new abode.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Now you gotta gotta go scary. Look at you go, Skiy.
It's your birthday, all right, Let's see what this has.

Speaker 8 (49:22):
To Hey, this is Nemo from the bird King next
to a dumpster.

Speaker 37 (49:26):
Uh scary? Well, I know, that the Jackerie hasn't been
used since you've bought it last Black Friday. I think
it's about time you offloaded before you moved to your
new apartment. So, Brody, you know where to reach me.
I would love to get that thing.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
You want to see me to sell the Jackery.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Well, you sold your road caster, so the jackery is
a uh you know that that's supposed to be here
for an emergency one of these days.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Yeah, but your new place.

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Better be emergency proof. You know it's a high level now,
you don't need a Jackery.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Scary Brody.

Speaker 41 (50:00):
By the way, episode three five, we're gonna cut right
to the chase point one pickle ball with bleeds.

Speaker 12 (50:10):
The fuck is that?

Speaker 5 (50:12):
As soon as he came up.

Speaker 41 (50:13):
With that shit, we're gonna cut this ship smooth fuck out.

Speaker 8 (50:15):
And stop it right from the gate. Fuck is you doing? Not?

Speaker 1 (50:17):
What the fuck is you doing?

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Fuck is you doing? Bleeding your fucking DNA all over
the ball And I'm not a hemophilia cooking for you, motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
The game stops.

Speaker 41 (50:29):
That's why I know you an't playing with those black
brown people, because that ship wouldn't have continued.

Speaker 8 (50:34):
Brodie, that No, it's okay.

Speaker 41 (50:37):
And then and then y'all actually like played around and
ship nah kno, no, nope, nope.

Speaker 8 (50:43):
Go watch your ship. The fuck off of the game
is over.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
That that's it. I don't want your fucking DNA on it.

Speaker 41 (50:49):
And then y'all y'all try to bullshit and keep playing.

Speaker 8 (50:52):
Going back and forth. No and basstad, motherfucker, you're doing nasty.
As last one.

Speaker 41 (51:01):
I'd rather play with a bloody pickleball than the drink
out of a Dallas Cowboys cup.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
Wow, wow, wow, you know you are hugs. You talk about.

Speaker 8 (51:17):
Dallas count No.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
To fucked the Mets too, I said, I said that
with love, though fucked the Mets too. Oh, I spoke
spoke like a true Philly.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Why those Those might be my favorite set of talk
packs for the week. That was funny. Thank you, by
the way, you had us laugh into that one.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
By the way, By the way, I do play pickle
ball with black people, but there were no black people
on the court at that time.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
There were just some pasty white people that didn't want
to bring anything up.

Speaker 14 (51:47):
I didn't want to boys here before I give my
thoughts on scaries, lime wire walls.

Speaker 16 (51:54):
That's all the rage one. I just want to say
I left the talk back on it last week.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
I'm not sure if I got deleted, So if you're
hearing my thoughts about it again.

Speaker 12 (52:05):
I apologize.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Okay, we made it.

Speaker 16 (52:09):
It, Scary, you sound more and more.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Okay, we heard it. Thank you. We've played at the beginning.
It made it.

Speaker 42 (52:17):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJFMNJ. I don't know if you're going
to get this because of Scary's thousand vacations. I'm finally
listening to three sixty four. I thought I listened to it,
but I didn't. Anyway, Congratulations Scary on the apartment. I
know you probably know this. Don't forget to go online
for the post office forward your mail to you know,

(52:40):
your new address. You could do extended mail for another
eighteen months. Also you should, oh hi, this is MJJ again. Yeah,
do the the coll folting, I mean the mail folding,
and just don't forget to look at all the stuff
that you do get at your address, and make note
of the companies that write to you, if they do

(53:01):
write to you, and notify them that you moved as well.
And to the extended post office voting. I think for
eighteen months. I think it's thirty dollars or nineteen dollars,
I would do that.

Speaker 43 (53:15):
Hey guys, it's Melissa from Connecticut.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Oh'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
I wanted to thank you MJ for the tips and
if you have any other tips for me, please do
how scary it can be an adult? And yeah, well,
you know, remind me of these things I need to know.
I mean, I haven't moved in nineteen years. A lot
of this stuff is I have a big hill.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
To climb, you know, once I get into my new place.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
So where did you live before? Hey, guys, a home
my parents exactly? Actually no, no, no, I had another place.
It was I was with Greg T then. Oh yeah,
same building, the same No, it was the same complex.
I was down the street right right, yeah, right, yeah.
I haven't moved very far in twenty five years. But

(53:58):
I had another apartment. It was Greg T then Rich
Davis and toilet Brian Row And you had a Pop
Eye video game. You're gonna have enough space now to
get a new video game for.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
A new place.

Speaker 28 (54:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
It's funny you say that. I was thinking about it. Nah,
very nice.

Speaker 43 (54:14):
Hey guys, it's Melissa from Connecticut. I'm commenting on episode
two ninety three when you were talking about the rhyming
names and I went to school with someone named Thomas Condace,
which I thought was hilarious. And then in slice time
for episode Sorry to ninety four, I did know, or
I do know. I guess I'm not gonna say a

(54:34):
pair of twins, but twins and their names. Their names
are Travis and Tarvis. Yep, true story.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Travis, Trvis, tarvss Oh okay, Travis, Oh god, if you're Travis,
you're like, thank god I came out first, right. Tarvis
sounds like retard, like retarvus, retarvus.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, yeah, tarvs terrible?

Speaker 44 (55:01):
What Brooklyn Boys first time talkbacker Alex from Texas say.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
I can't believe.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Nobody came up with the idea about your boogie cow scary?
Haven't you been at iHeart for a long time?

Speaker 37 (55:14):
Can't you just get a buddy to pay for it
and put it in a bilding somewhere as a tax
rite off.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
I'll bet you Elvis will do it for you.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
I mean, yeah, you know, someone else earlier had mentioned
that as an idea. But that's a great idea, but
it's a moot point. Now, couch your soul by.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
The way, brilliant. What were you going to say?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Seventeen ninety seven? The Battle of Tarvius was fought during
March of seventeen ninety seven. Me your present day Tarvisio
in north northeast Italy.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Are you still on this Tarvis? Well, you know what
Tarvius name meaning in Tarvis family history U Tarvis Management consulting.
Very few times. It sounds like a drug. Oh that's Jarvis. No,
that's Jarnigan's Jardigans. Jarvis is the UH is the digital
assistant for Tony Stark.

Speaker 22 (56:09):
Brody and Scary.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
This is Kristen from upstate New York. I had to
call about episode three sixty five. Your meatball sub with
American cheese. I've got a one up for you.

Speaker 37 (56:21):
In my local town.

Speaker 43 (56:22):
Our delicacy pizza is the Tavern Pizza, which is sauce
and American cheese.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Curiousityr thoughts. I've had it.

Speaker 22 (56:32):
Tastes okay, it's kind of weird, weird texture, But would
you guys eat it?

Speaker 16 (56:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I meant it, but I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I've had grilled cheese with American cheese at sleep Away
Camp in like whether there was not a lot of options.
I've had monster cheese on pizza. I've had American cheese
and sauce.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I just listen.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
I would I've put American cheese on meat loaf, so
I might put it on meatballs. But I feel like
it's just sacrilegious.

Speaker 16 (57:05):
Yeah, broken Bully Dallas from Philly, I actually agree with Scary.
I do not prefer indoor pools.

Speaker 14 (57:15):
Sometimes they're okay if they have a retractable roof and
it's kind of best of those worlds for whether it's
not that great.

Speaker 9 (57:22):
But an outdoor pool is just better with ventilation and son.

Speaker 16 (57:29):
That's the whole point of being a fool. When they're indoors,
sometimes it smells like to areen and you can't breathe.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
So it's real life, all right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
Okay, let's see. I'm glad these people are coming out
out in support. I didn't want you to think it
was a boogie thing because someone in my everyday life
said you're such a bougie asshole for like not liking
indoor pools. I'm like, no, it's not about that. It's
more about it's a feeling. It's of mind, and I'm

(58:01):
glad I'm got a load on this hill because a
lot of people are agreeing with.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Me, Scary. There are people of Rock one Ball.

Speaker 8 (58:07):
This is your boys.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
What was that, Brody?

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Is people like videos of people pooping. There's people like everything.
So the fact that people agree with you doesn't make
you and you never.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Get so we never get talkbacks on stuff in such
and droves the way that they're coming.

Speaker 16 (58:21):
In Brooklyn Boys, it's your boys.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Se Mick from oh I.

Speaker 16 (58:26):
Oh yeah, I finished it myself. I'm calling because I'm
listening to all the old episodes.

Speaker 37 (58:32):
Uh, just because I'm bored, you know, checking them out
from the past, going in order.

Speaker 5 (58:38):
But I just made it to episode thirty one, and
I just wanted to say fuck you eight seventy seven. Ah,
there we go.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Made it to the age seventy seven episode nice, love
it all right, just a couple more and then we're out.

Speaker 45 (58:50):
Hey, Brody, I'm Scariest. Joe from California. Yeah, I guess
the show had another vacation week, you know, one of
their thirty vacation weeks taking the Yeah, but I'm hearing
that Scary was recently at the Wine and Flude festival
just eating everything. So I mean he hasn't started his
gop ones yet, because that's supposed to take away the

(59:13):
cravings unless he is immune to that.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
In fact, as soon as we finished with this podcast,
I will be taking my first shot.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
So here we go, folks, it's on. Hey, I hope
you're not going to miss your shot? No, why would
I miss my shot? Oh, it's one of the.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Most famous lines in the Broadway show Hamilton. I'm not
gonna take away ma shot. Not take away ma shot.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Great song.

Speaker 44 (59:43):
It's a bad time, your best just got back in
the area. A couple of pricks. Yeah, go away, you
guys with your.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Vacations and all that.

Speaker 8 (59:57):
Arenal, Jesus just.

Speaker 35 (01:00:01):
Chips my head when you're gonna get regular again bringing
the game moves back?

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
Thank you Game seventy seven?

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Enough? Okay, Oh my god, Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Chris Parkin story or something. You got us hanging here?
Chief alright?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
God, Renal, Wow, Wow, just wow, okay? Is that how
we're leaving this on that note? I'm just time you
want to take a vacation. Remember that Trucker is out
there working hard waiting for us to Trucker is out
there and he is pissed. I Love you Trucker, Love
you Mother Trucker. All right, let's play the theme song.

(01:00:42):
We'll get out of here Brooking boys, straight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Ahead, Love you boys. Thank you for your talkbacks, those
that didn't get erased reactions.

Speaker 8 (01:01:01):
This podcast all depends on you talk about something. I'm
gon baby offense, You're gonna.

Speaker 12 (01:01:06):
Be on the fie time

Speaker 8 (01:01:10):
Free Jazer