The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #367

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys podcast reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Free.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's right, it's lifetime for Brooklyn Boys, episode three sixty
seven and beyond. Wow, this is crazy, David Brodie, I'm
seeing you in the light. This is we're taping this
at a time where the sun is still out. This
is monumental stuff. Well, that's because you messed up last night,

(00:49):
so we're doing it in the afternoon today. Although I'm
not loving, I'm not I'm not loving seeing you in
the light. I gotta be honest. I don't think i'd
rather see you in the dark. Well, the slices missed
a big boogie moment from Scary So in his he's
in his I guess second bedroom or what do we
calling this the studio? This is the office studio. I'm

(01:10):
gonna call it the studio because that's what I do
for a living. I don't really have an office. That
makes me sound like an accountant, like a working nine
to five, right, But it's really a second bedroom. You're
turning into a broadcast area. It'll be a studio ten
percent of the time. It'll be a guest bedroom. Now,
I don't see neon signs or a big couch like
you promised. But what I do see? He just got

(01:30):
a burgen Yeah, so I see behind Scary. I don't
see the table with the papers on it anymore. And
I don't see the window with the view of the skyline.
I see a burgundy background, the walls of burgundy. So
I said, oh, your wall's a burgundy, and scary applies.
It's a color drenched room. Why he can't say, yester

(01:51):
room is burgundy or red? I don't know. Just tell
me it's color drenched. Color he is buying. He is
buying in to the his interior decorate a lingo. All
of the home improvement shows are like an open floor plan. Please,
he's just using the cliches. Colored drench means it's from
floor to ceiling, in the ceiling as well, and the

(02:12):
floorboards and the doors and everything is burgundy. This is
the red room of pain, my friends. And now you
and your floorboard. You painted your floor the floorboards the floor. No,
the floorboards are like the moldings that go along the floorboards.
They're like the wood. No, no, okay, the floor floards

(02:33):
are the boards on the floor. You're talking about the
molding whatever the hell those things are on the on
the sides of the walls, the bottom I call them floorboards,
whatever the hell they are. But the floor is an
oak okay. And by the way, yeah, this is the
Red Room of Pain. And now it's taking on a
second meeting because now every time I come in here,
I'm gonna be thinking about, oh, here, I gotta do

(02:53):
a podcast with Brody. It's the Red I've entered the
Red Room of Pain. So hey, did you did you
really think those things at the bottom of the wall
will call floorboards? What are they called? Proper names? The molding?
The molding? Well, baseboards, baseboards? Baseboards? Did doom? Did do doom?
Didn't baseboards? All right, well, listen, we got a lot
of talkbacks to get to you guys are very verbose.

(03:16):
You got a lot to say. I see a lot
of these, so we might as well just hit it
right now. Thank you so much for commenting on our episodes,
our previous episodes. And uh yeah, if you listen to
the iHeartRadio app, that's how you get this privilege is
clicking on the microphone button. Everyone else listening other ways. Sorry,
you are shit out of luck. You're busted, You're busted.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Ayprooklyn Boys is Murray again. I am two episodes behind.
I'm catching up. And I also wanted to address the
whole thing about Nate and putting up the sign. I
think that's so cute and adorable. I feel like it's
much more personable than swiping right or left or whatever
side you're supposed to swipe. I'd go free. I think

(03:58):
it's cute. But that's just me and I'm in my
forties and so is Eate. So I'm not saying I'm single.
I'm just saying i'd go for it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Oh, she'd hit that, Okay, thank you?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Brookman Boys is Maria from Union City again. So in
regards to wearing other sports teams, initially I didn't care,
especially if I'm crazy thirsty. Yeah, I'll drink something out
of another teams cup whatever, But to wear shit, No.
My favorite color is blue, and I always make sure

(04:31):
that I wear blue with any other color other than gray, white,
or silver.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Because Dallas sucks the Birds.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Birds, guys, I found the meaning of life. I found
the meaning of why you guys are not posted on
the Elvis Duran and the Morning show replay Channel Network.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Please figured it out?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Tell us sure craze right, you guys are incomes distant
even when you come back from vacation, scary.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
You don't even try to make it up. It's not true. Okay,
So a couple of things. Nobody has any clue how
many episodes we put out as far as iHeart, certainly
not the Elvis Durrand podcast network. Nobody's punishing us. We
do more episodes than most of the podcasts that are
in that that that list you're talking about. Second of all,
if we have if we didn't have time to do

(05:25):
an episode, we certainly have time to do two when
he comes back from vacation. Exactly. Honestly, we're doing the
best we can. We feel terrible about it, but we
do appreciate that you miss us and that you care.
And we've already said that sorry, which I'm high, so that.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Fat woman joke and right over your heads and it's
the internet show.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
About cookies, not physical cookies.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
Right over your heads.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I figured, you.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Guys, scary cool, deliver help myself to your fridge.

Speaker 7 (05:59):
If I opened it, would it be a great Are
we good?

Speaker 8 (06:03):
Level?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Are we good?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Are we good? All right? Thank you? No idea what
he said, he's shouting into like a inside of a
pipe soda can. Sounds like he went down Mario's steam pipe.
He still sounds almost as good as you with this
temporary system you're.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
Using, Uh, Reggie from over here to rock and Steve
from over there?

Speaker 10 (06:31):
What do you mean.

Speaker 9 (06:34):
You can't leave more than two talkbacks without throwing up
in your own mouth? Hey, Liam from o'huggo, I couldn't
really hear you because my blame is making so much noise.
But you know what, get off your knees and stop blowing.

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Everybody?

Speaker 9 (06:53):
Shut up the sponsors?

Speaker 10 (06:58):
Where's the om, where's the rood? Where are they?

Speaker 11 (07:07):
What's Reggie here?

Speaker 10 (07:08):
The truck or you're right?

Speaker 9 (07:10):
I would have discharged on the couch for only eight bucks.
Oh man, I mean yeah, I would have paid eight
bucks to discharge.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
It shows some decorum, Reggie. What's going on here? I
don't like the way this thing is kicking off today, Brody,
I'm playing with.

Speaker 12 (07:26):
It, Brooklyn Boys, James Miami in reference to episode three
sixty five Slices Time, Episode three sixty six, Brooklyn Boys,
I don't mind that you guys have so or at
least Scary now doesn't have so many vacations.

Speaker 10 (07:46):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I wish I had a job like that. Thanks for
being Team Scury.

Speaker 12 (07:53):
But what I do mine and I'm sure some of
the other slices do mine. You guys say you love
doing this show.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Bring the fucking jingle scary, Come on, got a fair point.
He's got a fair point. Get on his ass, get
on his as. I don't want to be that jingles.
I don't understand. Okay, you know what. I'll tell you what.
I'm in a new space. I'm setting up my new
equipment the old equipment in the new space. I got
a new attitude. I think I'm going to bring home

(08:26):
the jingles, all right? Set the Pointer sisters Patty LaBelle,
I don't know. No, it's not Patty LaBelle. I got
a new attitude. It was the p I don't think
it was the Pointer sisters. I might be right, Billy Joel,
you may be crazy. It is Paddy Leabelle's boom, no
doubt me. I'm music mavin.

Speaker 12 (08:47):
Broke the boys, James MIAMII, I'm back, just got off
from work.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Relieve me.

Speaker 12 (08:53):
Late episode three six six. That guy that says, who
has that time in the world, mister, I have a
bunch of vacations. You do, sir, you you could do it.
You got all this damn vacation time. Who has the time?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Come on, Scary, bring that jingle?

Speaker 12 (09:15):
Brooklyn Boys, James Miami and reference to episode three sixty
six Slice Time listening to Womboudaz talk about Scary's storage payment. Scary,
Come on, bro you you could have gotten a nice

(09:36):
steak dinner for our boy, Brodie, thank You's gonna happen.
Get the fucking jingles please.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Jingle requests Listen to man'sn't even been asking for two years.

Speaker 12 (09:49):
Per steak dinner, steak dinner, Bring back that jingle?

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I think you should the jingles on a flash drive
to the steak dinner.

Speaker 12 (10:06):
Brooklyn Boys, James Miami, Becker, Becker, you do.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
All right?

Speaker 13 (10:17):
Now?

Speaker 1 (10:18):
People just leave and talk backs, just like farting into
the phone. What are you saying? What are you saying? James?
I think James is interested in meeting Becca from Long Island?
Or is he?

Speaker 7 (10:28):
He?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
And she say Beca? Is that his meeting called a Becca?
That's how she says, That's how she says her name.
So he's trying to impress her by putting on his
Long Island access. Is that how that works? I think
that's what that is.

Speaker 14 (10:40):
Yeh, Hey, Brooklyn boys, M Jason NJ listen to. I
don't know what episode it is because you're kind of behind,
but it was the one and I didn't finish it
yet a paper. Then you gave you the Yankee cup?
All right, all right, you're at the house. I mean,
he's playing a joke on you. But if you're in

(11:00):
a desert and you need water, I mean, what the hell.

Speaker 10 (11:05):
Kind of competence for?

Speaker 14 (11:10):
All right, it's me again.

Speaker 10 (11:12):
Yeah, he knew that you.

Speaker 14 (11:14):
Don't like the Yankees, but he shouldn't.

Speaker 5 (11:18):
Have did that.

Speaker 14 (11:18):
But if you were thirsty, I don't even know. I
should arrest of this thing. I don't know if you
ever got.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
A new cup?

Speaker 14 (11:24):
Did he give you old water later on? But you know, hey,
it's all fun, but I could I could understand that. Uh,
we had a guy that he was actually blind at
all right, it's me again. I know I shouldn't be
leaving this anyway. So where I used to work, there
was a blind guy. Believe it or not, he was anyway.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
He freaking.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Loved the Boston Red Sox.

Speaker 14 (11:52):
He loved them so they figured, oh, I know what
we're gonna do. We get a hat. So they switched
it and gave him a Yankee hat. And and he
can't see pold He just knew.

Speaker 10 (12:05):
That wasn't his Boston hat.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
All right, love you, all right, thank you, thank you. Jay.
So I think it took four calls, but we the joke,
I guess was on the blind guy. But here's the thing.
I'm not trigging out of Yankee glass. And I wasn't
that thirsty. If I was in a desert, I'd have
to still think about it. I need I need to
take take a break. Thanks and Brodie, by the way,

(12:33):
your audio is very loud, the music and the jingles
very loud. Was that loud? What about me? Loud? A
little bit distorted? You're fine, but that maybe lower those
a little bit. All right, we'll figure that out. But
for the people, lower the people the people. All right,
maybe segment two will be better.

Speaker 15 (12:47):
Brooklyn boys DP Fromancy as you can hear, there's slight,
a little bit of background noise because this early in
the morning, ain't nobody doing no word here?

Speaker 5 (12:55):
A few things.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I was too early in the morning.

Speaker 15 (12:59):
I can't remember what I'm calling in about Oh Birdie.
By the way, did you see scary on a private
jet coming back from Miami but Danielle playing with his boodagrack?

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I saw it.

Speaker 15 (13:07):
I wanted to know if it was a dream or
was our tripping off ass?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
That again fucking weird. It was a private jet, Yeah,
it was a private we uh Gandhi and Danielle and
I and Nate we needed to escape from uh me
the Bahamas. No, we were. We were on the ship
and they were about to have a really bad weather
situation and we weren't going to be able to get

(13:31):
get off until and miss We're gonna miss our show,
so we had to get back to Miami. So they
took care of us. They actually got us onto a
private Uh scary. The issue wasn't the jet, it was
her playing with your ass. Don't lose sight of what
the conversation was about. Yeah, well, yeah she was. Danielle
was trying to tickle my crack because I went to

(13:52):
I went to go to the front to get some
treats and I bent. Okay, scary scary. Did I see
a video of view at a Mets game blowing a guy? Well, yeah,
I was at the Mets came. You know, I'm a
Mets fan. I was watching the game. I got a
hot dog, I was wearing my Mets. Had no scary
focus on the part about you blowing a guy like,
don't change the subject. It was about her playing with
your ass crack, not the plane, not but to tickle me.

(14:15):
That's really the point. Nobody cares what you got on
the private jet of No. Well, I was helping myself
to some snacks. I bent over and I had a
little bit of that, as was plumber yell. Apparently Plumber's crack.
She wasn't playing with me, you know, she was just
teasing me. That's what we do.

Speaker 15 (14:33):
And I'm sorry that my last thought backs were so
hard of hearing. But what I was trying to explain
with the roulette board is these college kids built some
little computer that they could wear underneath their clothes, and
it was like a three man system. Somebody was tapping
every time the ball passed a certain point in the room.
Another person was tapping every time one of the numbers

(14:56):
on the board passed a certain point in the room,
and and the other person was depv MinC again.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Sorry I got cut off, and but the.

Speaker 15 (15:06):
Third person was entering light different information or was receiving
the information.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
And it was able to give like a five number
estimate of where it would land in and they would
just bet like all five numbers and they ended up
winning a good bit of money.

Speaker 14 (15:21):
I don't know how.

Speaker 16 (15:22):
Much it is, so I've watched it at like three.

Speaker 14 (15:24):
In the morning.

Speaker 15 (15:26):
And by the way, scary is deep mints again, you
still owe me five dollars for all them ad reads.
I did why you were gone and sent to me
in to interrupt s lifetime, but you didn't do fucking
slice time. You put me on the schedule to put
the ads in, and then you still having cashed at me.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
To five dollars.

Speaker 15 (15:42):
I'm starting to feel like we need to go to
small planes for it, all right, I'm.

Speaker 5 (15:46):
Joking about that far.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And I can't afford for it what we did not
have such a deal. I don't know what he's talking about.
By the way, if ever, any of our slices didn't
need to reset the fact that you got off or
it's you again, it's you. Nobody else calls up with UH.
Welding and car crash is going on in the background,

(16:09):
and UH and metal crunching and whatever.

Speaker 17 (16:11):
We know.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's you. We're good. Brooklyn Boys is DP from MANC.

Speaker 5 (16:16):
I know, yeah, a lot of talk bags.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I wasn't gonna leave this one. I was going to
keep my mouth shut until Scary.

Speaker 15 (16:22):
Wanted to start going frut wrong. There's technically both of
the all mother bubbles are wrong. It's the Gulf of America. Now,
if you didn't know, no, no, if you didn't know
the Gulf of America, apparently.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
We took that bitch over. It's ours. We called it,
so it actually is. I was on the United flight
and I was looking at the map on the actual
flight by United, and uh, they showed you the plane
in the position with the United States, and there it was,
right there it said Gulf of America. Okay, that's a
personal choice by the airline. We can't legally globally change

(16:58):
the name of something that has a global name and
it's it's proudly recognizes it as the Gulf of the
that's that. That's that's fine. First off, it's GP from
men C.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I know a lot of fucking thought back.

Speaker 15 (17:12):
Second of all, Berdie, I don't think anyone has ever
told you, wow, that so much longer, and I thought
it was talking about the ship in your in your
fucking trail mix, talking about the thing, not what's in
your fans talk, Matt trail mix anyway, not a real
How the fuck do you even put that in your
mouth and write down on it?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
The ship was like the side of the promin of
a hand.

Speaker 15 (17:33):
And by the way, scary saying that a sea and
an ocean is two different things.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Why is it called the seven seas? There's seven oceans?

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Come on, dog, that's.

Speaker 16 (17:44):
Like the first second grade ship. Sing a little song
about it, do a little dance. You know you should
remember this ship. I know that was like eighty two
years ago time you were in there.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
But it twisted. I said, there's a sea, is not
an ocean, and you just proved my point by saying
there's seven seas. That's right, there's not seven sees if
there's if a sea was an ocean, there'd be eleven seas.
Coool g peoplen see here again.

Speaker 15 (18:14):
Okay, I'm done after this, because I don't know, I
might not be done.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
I hope I'm done. But was Liam from Ohio drunk?

Speaker 5 (18:21):
And also was he driving?

Speaker 16 (18:23):
I heard when and he sounded very maybe intoxicated, you know,
just looking out.

Speaker 14 (18:30):
For you brother.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
All right, thank you d people inn see here scary.

Speaker 15 (18:37):
You were talking about how we want more vacation time
than we ought to find a job that's.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Going to give it to us.

Speaker 15 (18:43):
I've asked you fifteen times, how do I get started
in radio?

Speaker 16 (18:46):
I'm trying to join the iHeart community.

Speaker 15 (18:48):
Be a little be a professional podcast or something like you.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
But you a gatekeeper. You won't.

Speaker 16 (18:54):
You won't spread the love, spread the joy, spread the money.
You're keeping all that vacation and iHeart money to yourself.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
That is not true. And radio is something that you
just can't just pick out of the air to get
into at the age of like thirty five. It's it's
kind of one of those things that you're born into,
you know. You you know, you go from high school
to taking classes to getting an internship. Really at the
college level is where you start. Not my case, Well,

(19:26):
Brody Brodie's an anomaly. Brody Brody came to us several
years later. But that Brodie, you would agree that that's
the exception, not the norm. Yeah, I hired all the interns,
and I hired interns that had college radio experience who
was serious about the career. I got in as a
comedy writer. So unless you're a comedy writer in the nineties,
when comedy writers were getting jobs in radio, you got

(19:47):
to have a radio background. Not just you. You have a
voice for radio. There's no such thing as a voice
for radio anymore. People in the radio just normal people
speaking normally. So I'm here to ask you, well, stop stop.
First of all, I'm in the middle of a sentence.
Second of all, that shits way too loud, and and
and DP, you can't leave ninety seven talk box And

(20:08):
after the fourth one say I know I shouldn't be
leaving anymore, and then leave eleventeen more. Lower the volume
a little bit. It's hurting my is DEP. I love you,
but lower the volume. It's loud. Star.

Speaker 15 (20:19):
So I'm here to ask you one more time, mister
scary how do DP from NCU get started in radio?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Okay, we'll just answered that, all right, thank you, DP
Beaker from Long Island. I hope I don't sound like
a creep and scary Embroder. Don't rag on me. Yes,
I think Becker have a sixty voice. Oh back on
the Becker tip, all right, I gotta love that long
Island accent.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
Hey Brooklyn boys, Jody from the three one six living
in the four oh two. This is about episode May
sixty six and Slice Time three sixty six about the
indoor pool, so Scary. Which one's the bigger Petrie dish?
Is it the indoor pool, an airplane or the cruise ship?
Because you've been on all of those and just kind

(21:06):
of trying to understand why you don't want to go
in the pool when you've been in these other Petrie dishes,
So help us out which one is it?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
No, it's more about the smell of the pool. I
cannot stand the smell of the chlorine. It's just a feeling.
I get. It's the atmosphere. I can't. I can't really
describe it. But you know, who's to say which one
has more germs? I get where you're coming from.

Speaker 18 (21:34):
Good morning fellas, Vinnie for Brooklyn here. Uh, Scar Brody,
sorry about you, but I'm gonna piss you off right
now because I'm gonna bring up something that was said
on the on the Big Show, Scary. I completely agree
with you about the moon thing. We didn't fucking land
on the moon, all right. I guess all, butop it

(21:55):
fucking confirm it.

Speaker 15 (21:56):
Number one.

Speaker 18 (21:57):
Number two doesn't take any sense that we don't have
the technology to back there after sixty years, nobody said.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
We don't have the technology. We don't have the fuck.
It's his free speech, But man, I can't with this
ludicrous You can. You can because we have our First Amendment. Right,
let the guy talk, hold on, hold on. The First
Amendment doesn't apply to our podcast. I want to hear
what he has to say. I want to hear what
he has. He can call the then he can call
the morning show and have morning show he talks about it.

(22:24):
We talked about this on the morning show. It's it
was hilarious. You had to hear the morning show we
put on. And by the way, then Shaggy came on
and Shaggy agreed with me. It was hilarious.

Speaker 18 (22:38):
So many issues with the whole idea that we landed
on the moon. And I don't know if you've ever seen,
but the supposed pictures from they stop. They actually found
a place in the desert that's identical to where they

(23:00):
supposed pictures from Mars came from.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
They all right, I can't it's so easy to not
be this. I can't though, because I don't believe that
we landed on the moon. I know that we said
we're circling the moon, coming up soon to pave the
way so the Russians and the Chinese didn't land on
the moony though, you know you you had to be there. Stop.
It's just so. Let me tell you, folks, if you

(23:25):
ever want to piss thed Brodie off, start going down
these these rabbit holes. Just just just laugh it off, Brody,
what you don't have to carry fifty seven years ago.
You're telling me that all of NASA, all of the military,
all of the people who landed on the moon fifty

(23:47):
seven years nobody has ever said, as they're dying on
their deathbed, well, by the way, we faked it. We
have video footage of the of the rocket taking off.
It's all been explained. Every hold on scarr, hold on scary,
every question about how is the flag waving if there's
no air in space, all been explained. You can look.
You can look through a telescope right now and still

(24:10):
see the flag and the footprints and everything else that
that we walked on the moon. It's fucking ludicrous, And
we have the technology. There's been no interest in going
back because there's been no reason to spend that money.
Been there, done that. Now we're on to Mars. Now
that's why, Hey, Google, Google, why haven't we gone back
to the moon? All right, very simple, right, Okay, it's

(24:30):
all good. It's gonna be okay, Brody, it's gonna be. Oh,
by the way, just so we don't get any just
we don't get any talkbacks. Just bring any talkbacks. The
Earth is just scary. We're gona get more talkbacks. The
Earth is round, The Earth is round. I believe that one.
But now I think we were in a space race
and we had to just prove it to Russia and
that we were gonna be there. My point on the

(24:50):
Morning Show, let me just explain to you, just to
fill everybody in, to give this some context. And Elvis
agrees with me, is that is that that this with
everything that you're seeing and hearing, with all the stuff
coming out, with everything, I have been now trained retrained
my brain to question everything. What the question everything? You

(25:16):
have to you have to be analytical and you have
to get in there. And and for me, in nineteen
sixty nine, when we had some we had to show
and proof to Russia that we can get there first.
We a fusolutely this government would absolutely have faked it
and said, you know what, We're gonna fucking do this
in a Hollywood studio secause I know what you're saying.
And then where, then, where where are all the hundreds

(25:38):
of people who worked in the TV studio? Where are
their grandkids and there and there? Where are they? Nobody
has said a word, nobody's written a book, and no
one's blown the lid off sixty years generations of people,
all right, and the thousands of people we're getting on
and I'm laughing it off. And this is the difference
between you and I. And I'll tell you what, forty
percent of these people listening right now agree with me.

(26:00):
So you can't just squelch everybody and say stop it,
stop it. It's a known thing and people, and it
is a valid and there's a lot of people that
believe that it's not to There are people scary. There
are people that believe in heaven and hell, but there's
no proof of it. Right. There's people that believe in
the devil. There's people that I believe in aliens. The

(26:20):
aliens are coming. Bro, It's happening during our lifetime. You
watch you, you believe whatever you want, that that aliens
are going to travel a billion light years to come,
that this fucked up place, they're gonna come all the
way here to to see people who think the Earth
is flat. Okay, I have one question for you. Do
you think that we are the only ones here? Do

(26:41):
you think? Do you think what do you mean by here?
Do you think there were gallant ones in this solar system?
Are there are other people out there? Is there other
things people out the living things, other living peoples out there.
I'll answer, I'll answer the question. There is proof, scientific
proof that galaxies go on or light years. The Sun,

(27:02):
the light and the heat we get from the Sun, yes,
was from a star that exploded light years away, years ago. Right,
All the stars we see in the sky are most
likely gone. We're seeing the light from them from a
billion years ago. So if the universe is as big
as that, are you asking me if there could be
life forms of some kind? Sure?

Speaker 19 (27:23):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
What is the first I ever heard you say that? Though?
Hold on, no scary. There's a difference between saying that
things might be alive light years away that means the
time it takes for light to travel a year at
the speed of light, multiply that by multiple years. Are
there things that could be alive? Yes? Are there aliens
who are bothering to have the technology to fly light

(27:45):
years to come? Look at this planet of morons who
think the Earth is flat. No, no, they're not. They're
going to other planets with advanced civilizations. So but look,
I don't know, And also I don't care. I want
the Mets to win the World Series and I want
my family and me to be healthy and happy. I
don't care if there's aliens. But more importantly, if it

(28:05):
happens on the Elvis Durant Show, leave it on the
Elvis Durant Show. That's a wonderful forum to have conversations.
What a diversion. It's like the same people who think
that football is rigged because they don't like the team
that wins. Yet you can't explain to me how a
thousand players, coaches and owners and people a work trainers

(28:27):
and doctors are all in on it. But nobody says
the Brooklyn Boys, this is slice time. Nobody can keep
a secret in this world. Let's give back to the
people and let them have their say, let them have
their moment.

Speaker 18 (28:39):
And the whole reason behind faking it had to do
with the call with Russia and all that bullshit and
who could get there first and this and that none
of them have ever gone up there. I'm not a
flat earth though by any means. But this has nothing
to do with beon on a flat earth. This is

(28:59):
just there's so many problems with the issues of and
one of them is what you said about the materials
melting when they get up there into certain places.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, it's it's the Van Allen something or other band,
or look it up. Twelve twelve people on multiple missions
have walked on the face of the face of the moon. Okay,
years after, by the way, after nineteen sixty nine, by
the way, another ten people walked on the moon. I'm
not sitting in the hold on a second. I think
that we've been there at some point. We weren't there

(29:29):
in nineteen sixty nine. I think eventually we got there.
But just now, did you hear Vinnie? Did you have
Vinnie says, I'm not a flood earther. A right. You
realize the difference between a flat earther and we didn't
land on the moon or is like three inches thank
you for winding us up. No, no, no, I love Vinnie,
but Vinnie. What Vinnie has done is said I'm crazy.
I'm just not that crazy. So he recognizes that some

(29:52):
people can be very convinced. They're like, no, no, no, okay, Scary, Scary,
let me finish. Vinnie understands that there are people who
could foolishly believe the Earth is flat. Right, He's like,
I'm not those people, But he doesn't see that he
is those people. When he denies that we landed on
the moon and somehow we've kept a sixty of seats.
I agree with it. It's the secret part. I agree

(30:12):
with him. I'm just as crazy. Thank you, Jamie's here.

Speaker 20 (30:17):
Honestly, I'm not surprised that Scary hired an interior decorator
this time. I mean, this is Scamboney Jones we're talking
about here. He falls for bullshit, like some fucking guy saying, oh,
I'm a painter.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Your room wains near Stune.

Speaker 20 (30:33):
With some bullshit paint he got out of the basement, and.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
He collects four hundred dollars from Scary.

Speaker 20 (30:39):
You know who's not gonna fall for that bullshit a
professional interior decorator.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, thanks, that's why he didn't paint this bedroom white.
And by the way, Vinnie, I love you. I want
to point that out a big thing.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
Jamie Fonvin's again scary.

Speaker 20 (30:52):
I do give you props and yes I mean this
totally seriously, no jokes here. You not only admitted to
every one listening that hey, I don't know what I'm
doing when it comes to this decorating bullshit, but you're
also giving business to your friend, who does know what
they're doing, who does this professionally. So you're admitting something

(31:13):
you don't know how to do, which a lot of
people can't do.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
But you're also helping out your friend by giving her business.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Right. Good on you, sir, thank you for recognizing that
you want her back. Wow.

Speaker 20 (31:25):
Hey brick the boys Jamie from Queen's Here. Brodie's cop
story reminded me of something that happened to me. It
was in my twenties. I was walking down the sidewalk
and an NYPD patrol car pulls up next to me
and they say over the loudspeaker asking me to stop.
And I'm in my head thinking what did I do.
I didn't do anything. Why are they stopping me? Passenger's

(31:46):
side window rolls down. They stopped me because the cop
in the passenger seat was someone I was friends with
when I was in high school. He recognized me and
wanted to say.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Hi, Oh, how nice, thank you Jamie.

Speaker 21 (31:58):
Wool Bee boy, It's Rifka from Brooklyn Brodie. I just
wanted to comment on the lady who didn't say thank you.
I'm sorry, did you not say thank you? Okay, I'm
just talking about the lady who didn't hold the door
open for you when you held the you know, said
after you with the elevator thing.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
God Jesus christis early. I just want to say, this
is the problem with fucking people nowadays. How could she say, oh,
I didn't realize you were behind me? Are you dumb?

Speaker 21 (32:26):
Do you not see peripheral? I'm sorry I make no
sense in that last talk back. I've been up since
five in the morning. Yeah, people are just stupid, Like,
how do you not know that someone's behind you, especially
you know the fact that y'all were in the elevator together.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
Yeah, it's just stupidity, that's what it is.

Speaker 21 (32:49):
How do you not know someone's behind you, and how
do you Nowadays people just go through a door like
without even looking around that like I always hold the
door open. Oh, by the way, are we still on
for April eight? Are we still all getting together? Because
I'm off on Wednesdays and my coworker texted me yesterday

(33:09):
and she asked if I could cover for her.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
And I looked at my calendar and it says it says.

Speaker 21 (33:14):
Be boys, because I don't know if we're having an
event that evening. No, But anyway, I told her.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
I was like, nah, sorry, it's supposed to be March eighth,
but that has passed and no, March eighth is a Wednesday,
so we're definitely not doing that.

Speaker 22 (33:26):
Yeah, yeah, book more as well. Boys, Mike, it's been
a while, thanks Stance, thank you since I left the talkbacks,
But you can blame down Boogie Jones and his vacation schedules.
I hey, I was missed, but in my own defense,
I did have an episode that was almost entirely all
about me, and I did try to leave out with
talkbacks before all of these vacations and a field of

(33:48):
mine were like delete in the process, and the new
release schedule has thrown me off. I can't find the
time to leave like the talkback. Do you know who
we haven't heard from full while chard w Anyway, I've
been busy as hell, been hustling so that I can
save us for the weekend wedding with Maddie from Brooklyn

(34:08):
The Bronx and Maddie, how you doing? Heys, Gary, congrats
on the move. Hopefully you have more time since your
bougie at hired movies movers to do the heavy lifting
for you if you want to buy a place in
New York sometimes in future, you know you can hit me.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Up and hey, Brody, all right, thank you?

Speaker 22 (34:26):
Did you finish all the snacks yet that sent? How
would the steak dinner favorite chips that I sent you?
How about review on a snack or maybe some Newsofonia?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
All right?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
I hate I hate the chips on the on the
on the podcast. Yes, I had all the steak flavored
ones were great. I don't like Macha so I didn't
need any of the Mancha person I hate the Macha oreos.
I love them, so thank you? All right?

Speaker 18 (34:53):
Many from Brooklyn Road, Yeah, absolutely right. I definitely wouldn't
ordered a blueberry and pan. I lived by the freeh
the just having the tap.

Speaker 9 (35:02):
I agree with you.

Speaker 18 (35:02):
The food's pretty freaking good. But that's a crazy fucking combination. Listen,
I'm not opposed to like a dessert pie. I have
a pizza oven in my yard. I make fucking you know,
nutella with strawberries and bananas.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, I'm pizza. I'm in.

Speaker 18 (35:20):
Yeah, a blueberry and pat doesn't.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 18 (35:23):
I mean, listen, I'm I'm down to try whatever, except
for pineapple. But uh, I am curious.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Was there what kind of base was on this pie?

Speaker 18 (35:32):
Like they gotta put some sort of something liquid, something wet,
like sauce type thing. But you know, like I use
nutella or the apple pie filling has it's like got
its own juices and stuff. Was it something like that?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm curious it wasn't sauce type thing. Stone Temple Pilots. Yeah,
pretty much.

Speaker 5 (35:53):
The Boys Podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
We will be read.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Alright, coming back with some more talkbacks and yeah we
are probably halfway right around now. Got a lot of
these there, David Brody, this one doesn't seem justin from Iowa. Damn,
it's scary.

Speaker 16 (36:13):
I was so on your side getting mad at Brody
for giving you so much shit about this.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
And that and bah blah blah is annoying crap.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
What did I do?

Speaker 5 (36:23):
But then you had to mention your vacation. You just
went on a vacation.

Speaker 15 (36:27):
No one on God's green Earth needs another vacation three
weeks after you just went on one, jeez, Louise.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yeah, well one of those weeks I was working from Miami.
I didn't have my equipment with me. But yeah, I
what do you want me to say? I'll tell you
what I'm gonna say. We got another vacation coming up
another two three weeks.

Speaker 23 (36:50):
Heather in Cincy here. So I had a similar incident,
only with cars. You know, I'm nice. I weave people
in front of me sometimes. And so we're at a
stop and I let this lady go in front of me,
and at the very next intersection, this lady, for some reason,
decided to put her car in reverse and floor it,
and she slammed into me so hard that she smashed

(37:11):
the front of my car and I couldn't even get
out the driver's side door. So after that, I don't
let people in front of my car anymore.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
All right, Yeah, that's uh, yeah, I would respect that's
that's a great rule.

Speaker 24 (37:27):
Scary Brody say, by the way, forgive the voice. I'm
getting over the flow. She just look about nowhere kicked
me and asked, Scary, congratulations on leveling up to gear
three of bourgeois decadents with the new apartment. Cheers, cheers, cheers.
That's the one piece reference to those that know, no,
I gotta take the side on you again. To the

(37:50):
discussion of the gay interior decorator. Brodie, you know my
day job. You know, I work in luxury and they're
there are a large contingent amount of homosexuals.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
That work in the job.

Speaker 24 (38:06):
That's right, And there are some stereotypes that just ring
true when it comes to fashion, when it comes.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
To decor design. Yes, I'm gonna rest my hat with them.
Thank you the Queer Eye for the Street guy.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Did you show for a reason?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Brodie thought I was doing a stereotype, and I'm listen.
It is a stereotype for a reason, because a lot
of people get into that sort of thing. They get
that's they gravitate toward perfection in decor in recipes, in
dance music, and in recipes and interior design. Cook in

(38:45):
recipes are you saying that chefs are gay? What are
you talking about? Sometimes sometimes when sometimes it's in a stereotype,
it's either all the time or most of the time, right, Chase,
that's like saying that's like saying some gay people are accountants.
Probably let have his moment, all right, And.

Speaker 24 (39:06):
From talking with my gay friends, I've come to understand
that there are various brackets of gay. This is why
you diversify your bonds. Brodie. I would maybe wager that
your friend may possibly fit into the bear category.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
He is, in fact the bear. He is a guy's
guy type of thing.

Speaker 24 (39:26):
You know, well, guys, guys definition again, this again, this
is why you diversify your bonds because but again, like
I said, there's just some stereotypes that are undeniable.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
You know.

Speaker 24 (39:39):
For instance, when it comes to pasta, I'm gonna run
with two groups Italians.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Asians.

Speaker 24 (39:49):
Mexicans in there too, because Mexicans be in the back
of cook kitchen, cooking every damn thing.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
But there's nothing they can't make it.

Speaker 24 (39:57):
And you know, I'm right right, But as a culture,
the other day, Mexicans came out back.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Like yeah, appreciate that game, by the way, Okay, but
Mexicans aren't known like as a culture for making pasta dishes.
Whether they can cook pasta's on the story, but traditionally
corn and rice. It's more traditional Mexican pasta cook cooking everything,

(40:22):
cooking it up in the kitchen. Let's not anger anybody else.
Keep going.

Speaker 24 (40:28):
Another type. That's true. And I can fully tested this.
Black people we have that shipped down to a science.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
That's a double negative.

Speaker 24 (40:38):
You pay money to go see snakes on the plane?
Why because you wanted to hear Samuel Jackson say, motherfucker,
nobody does it better than us. We just it's just
it's just it's just a flow to it. This is
an evesence and do you dig it? You'd be like, damn, okay, what.

Speaker 10 (40:53):
Did this.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Y'all?

Speaker 24 (41:00):
Y'all definitely have a nice little tens with it too.
And and British people like those cockney British dudes.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
That just shows you for.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
That ship.

Speaker 24 (41:14):
Yeah they got that ship down to But yes, inclosing,
there are some stereotypes of undeniable. And when it comes
to fashion interior design, gay dudes got on.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Lock Excury's right by the way.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
And yes, I'm married my wife.

Speaker 24 (41:32):
We've been together for twenty one years and two kids.
So yeah, and we behave ourself most part good.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
By the way, Chay, nobody curses on this podcast better
than you. And although your talk backs were very funny,
when you're ranting and raving and upset, those are your best.
That's your best work that I'm agreeing with. You have
a you have a gift, Thank you cha by the gay.

Speaker 25 (42:02):
Scary Hero and a Scary Scary. All the walls and
the ceiling is flu and then the other room is
all red. I don't know, paint something else another color.

Speaker 26 (42:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
It's just weird. I've seen it before. It's weird when
I see it.

Speaker 25 (42:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Hey, you know what, go for it? Thank you. I did.

Speaker 24 (42:29):
And it's all this pron Scary And this is why
it's brother Scary Brody.

Speaker 25 (42:33):
Do you know that your boy Scary fucked it up
on the big show? And this is how so that
we're talking about, Oh, we never went to the moon,
And Scary goes like, no, we never went to the moon.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
And then a.

Speaker 25 (42:47):
Color comes in and goes like Scary, John's you know what,
I'm supporting you.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
And then Scary changes his mind.

Speaker 25 (42:53):
They go like, oh, we're gonna put a boat. Oh now,
now I believe we landed on the moon, and the
color says, you know what's Keerry Jones few, I'm never
supporting you again.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
And for this, thank you. A caller backed me up,
but I didn't go so far as to say you
had to be.

Speaker 25 (43:16):
There and I'm here, okay, Pizza Gate eating pizza upside down?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
First of all, I saw the video.

Speaker 25 (43:24):
I knew it was fake.

Speaker 27 (43:26):
It's AI or something.

Speaker 25 (43:30):
Order a Grammar slice with the tiny spicy pepperoni and
then eat it upside down. There's a pound of pepperoni
on the floor.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I'm not saying it's wrong.

Speaker 27 (43:41):
It's wrong and it's stupid and you're stupid for even considering.
How about if you order sausage, how about any topics
on your pizza?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
They're all on the floor. Uh, upside down? She's eating
at the day old pizza that she you heat.

Speaker 25 (44:00):
It or warmed up?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
Are we serious about this? Fuck out of here? And
you know what scary? What the fuck are we even
talking about?

Speaker 25 (44:10):
And you know what you you cook two patties medium
rare and you put I don't know, lettuce, tomatoes, bun
i don't know. I don't know what the fuck you're
doing with this?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Are we even serious talking about this ship? But are
you high? Are you? Are you?

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Do you have problems?

Speaker 15 (44:27):
My guy?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Like my guy said, well, yes he does, got it here.
I don't know. I mean sometimes you see things that
you want to address them. I mean, so everything is
fair game on this podcast almost. I mean, I don't
think it's foolish to bring up any topic. You bring
it up, we'll talk about it. Some of them are uh,
let's let's make a list of things that we'd rather

(44:50):
not talk about from Hud he's your boy.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
With cars and spacing out, you need at least two
car lanes right at a stop light. In case it's
mafia gangs they want to come out, especially in California too,
they come out, they'll pull up on the.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Highway and stop.

Speaker 7 (45:15):
That's where you create the space and then you lean
from high So reason why there's traffic on the highways
and anywhere, it's because people tailgate each other's ass.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
This is a huge study about it.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
People tailgate each other, And you want to why there's traffic.
If you didn't, you'd be a football field away from
each other and not be next to each other. I
see it all the time and there in a while.
So that pizza upside down, eating that it's a sin.
And go to Chicago if you want to eat upside

(45:53):
down pizza. There's absolute disrespect. Just ship the fuck up
and eat the pizza and enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
You know.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Yeah, by the way, you cannot eat your ship. Well
you say, yeah, no, you can't eat Chicago pize upside down.
It's one hundred pounds exactly. It's even worse than trying
to eat PiZZ upsdy and scary.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
It's Maddie from Queen's Brody. Yes, lifetime is coming gone.
Brooklyn Boys again, we need to know why security it
was called on you in the store. You teased it
for three times and told us I'm going to let
you know on the next Brooklyn Boy. Sorry, okay, the
next Brooklyn Voice. Well now I've listened to the whole

(46:34):
Brooklyn Voice and you still haven't.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
Told us why. Wow, apology of a store with security
being called she's.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Run into by the way while she's leaving this talk back.
I don't know, but one hundred percent will be on
three sixty eight. It involves shoes.

Speaker 9 (46:47):
Okay, why is the future studio burgundy and not blue
and orange for Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yeah, thank you. It's called a splash or whatever he said.
It's color drenched drenched.

Speaker 9 (47:04):
Reggie here, If I was you, what would I have
done with that elevator situation? Absolutely nothing, because I have
zero expectation of anyone being a decent human being. I
would expect him, I would expect her to slam that
door on my face, because that.

Speaker 10 (47:26):
Is people. That is people. Forget about doogiy Hauser and
How I Met Your Mother?

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Everyone knows him from Harold and Kumar go to white Cattle.

Speaker 10 (47:40):
That's what he's known for. That's what he's known for.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Okay, you don't have to take it to heart.

Speaker 9 (47:48):
Wait did you understand the legend dairy reference that Brody made?

Speaker 10 (47:57):
Because you don't watch shows? Does this mean you watched
How I Met Your Mother?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Of course I did How You Met Your Mother? Two episodes?
Doogie howser? What else you want to do? What is
he known for? What is he known for? Today? Goosebumps?
I didn't watch Goosebumps? Sorry, no, I'm sorry. Some Darney
r Charney Stinson Holle met your mother? And for those

(48:26):
people who are in their fifties and sixties. Doogie howser.
That's Neil Patrick Harris. Those are his claims to fame
and correct me if I'm wrong. But has he been
in anything that he win an oscar for anything? No,
he's not that kind of actor.

Speaker 9 (48:43):
Okay, Oh man, I wish so bad that Brody after
you had said do you want money for it?

Speaker 10 (48:51):
I wish he had said yes.

Speaker 9 (48:53):
And then I wish you had pointed to the guy
who owes you the money for the candy and said, oh,
he'll He'll cover my dollar or whatever it is?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
What is it with people leaving talkbacks during the noisiest
moments of their life? He hosts a series of unfortunate events,
not goosebumps. I can use that. Brody is wrong, I corrected,
corrected himself. Thank you, Reggie.

Speaker 9 (49:21):
In the Hut, that four and a half Monzirelli six
story is just like whenever you offer to give head
to some guy and one of the balls is shriveled.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (49:34):
Scary knows what.

Speaker 22 (49:35):
I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Yeah, fair enough, Yeah, I've had the shriveled ball. Now.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Okay, the week off in April, use that week to
unpack and set.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
Up the apartment yep, and record a podcast every day
for us.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
Thank you, scary man of the people.

Speaker 11 (49:58):
Wow, she said, too much sugar, Scary body, body, scary
rock and see you over there, episode three sixty seven body.
I agree with you when I hold it open for
an ungrateful bitch or bastardo.

Speaker 19 (50:12):
Okay, thank you, I yell you're welcome. I yellow, proud
and loud, fuck you, you entitled son of a bitch.
I would love to just doing your face next time.
As I remember your face until.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
You coming behind me, I plan it shut. Don't you
forget rock.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
And see you over there. Hey bee boys, It's Rifka
from Brooklyn Brody. I wanted to talk about your Mazarella
stick story.

Speaker 21 (50:39):
So I go to yoga like once a week, and
then I treat myself to There's a Korean place that
I love in Union Square, and I always get chicken
wings and sometimes some other stuff.

Speaker 9 (50:49):
Uh.

Speaker 21 (50:50):
For the last few times that I've been getting chicken wings,
it's usually six and the sixth one is like tiny.
So it's funny when you were like, what is the
kitchen thinking when they you know, when they brought out
your Mozzarelli sticks.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It's like what the fuck?

Speaker 21 (51:05):
So like I don't even know what to do, Like
the next time I go there, if I say, like, hey,
can you make sure I get like normal size wings please,
because it's like a joke. One of them is just
a joke. It's so tiny and minuscule, and I'm just like,
this is this is ridiculous. So your story made me
laugh because I was like, oh my god, it's like me,

(51:27):
she can relate.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
See you made it relatable, Brody.

Speaker 21 (51:31):
I just got up to the part of the podcast
where Brody where you asked us slices what we would do.
So the chicken wings that I get, I order them for,
you know, to go, and then I eat them once
I'm home. But if you're at a restaurant and you
know your Mozzarelli stick is puny, I mean they should
give you another one, especially because you said they weren't

(51:52):
Did you say they weren't inexpensive or they were expensive,
I don't remember.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Regardless of the price, you deserve a nice full stick.

Speaker 28 (52:02):
Hy booking boys rocking Steed from the Bronx over there.
This is gonna be a couple of the talk backs.
So you're talking about when you want to t On
episode three sixty seven, Brody, I went out to this
new place by me called Time Pub, Meatballs and more so,
and this female friend of mine ask me on to
join her, so I said yeah, because I kind of

(52:23):
have a thing for her. So long story short, we
go there and we're about to run out of this one,
so I'll continue on the next one. We go and
the restaurant was new, maybe two weeks open, so that
they said on the website you have to make reservations,
so I guess to create that, I'm the illusion of
being busy, you know.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
So we do five o'clock.

Speaker 28 (52:42):
We get their little other four thirty places empty. So
just sit at the bar and talking to the bartender.
He's from Jersey, nice guy, I don't remember his name,
but a nice guy, and just talking blah blah blah.
I'm telling him that my mother makes the best meatballs
in the world. So back right, So I say, my

(53:03):
mother makes the best meatballs in the world that every
Italian mother.

Speaker 10 (53:05):
Does, you know, So tell of that story.

Speaker 28 (53:08):
And I said, I'm gonna try to sample these pitches
because it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
Come with the entre.

Speaker 28 (53:12):
Meatballs are more than the name. And you gotta pick
the entree and seven dollars to two meatballs, which is
all right, you know, but I kind of like going
and blind, you know what I mean, Brody, it's scary.
So I go, I get some to the fucking entre
and the meatballs are big, and I kind of have
a thing about when I see a bigger meatal, I
don't think it's gonna get a flavorful.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
And you know I was wrong one at that onto
the eye.

Speaker 28 (53:32):
So I said to Antony, and I said, not Antony,
the bark, and I said, let me sample the the meatballs.
He goes, let me ask, and they said no, hard no,
Now I'm pissed. That's been Then they don't come with
the entree. Like I said, The entre was twenty three
dollars and the meat balls were seven for two. They
I always got the bushatdo.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
It was good.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
That was going a good thing.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
And then I had the.

Speaker 28 (53:52):
Riveo League play play plate with the hell but anyway,
I mean the rivulary. They're not too bad, you know,
And then mean the bashiodos good right back again?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
One more well, no, then finishers thought, and then we're
gonna take a break.

Speaker 28 (54:05):
So then I get to the meatball the rocking season
box again, and then I get to the meatballs, which's
in the name of the fucking restaurhind ye.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
And let me tell you, I'm scary and Brody. I
thought I was eating fucking dog food. So as I
told the story to the box and then I was
done eating.

Speaker 28 (54:22):
Like how the meatballs? I said, meatballs were fucking disgusting,
and so he couldn't comp the meatball. So he caught
me if one of my photos it was fucking disgusting, terrible,
Oh my god, over there.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
He he had a premonition. He had a premonition. Now
I want some meatballs. Rock and Steve got me in
the mood. But good ones, and what's realisticks that are
all the same size. Yeah, Usually the larger they are,
the less flavorful because you need more surface area to

(54:56):
absorb that flavor surface area of the outer less surface. Sorry,
scratch that, you need you need, you need uh No,
you need to penetrate the meatball with the juices and
the flavor. You can only do that with a small ball.
You can't do that with a big meatball. Brody and scary,
Scary and Brody.

Speaker 29 (55:15):
It's Deayes Brody on the last episode of as You
were describing the lovely flatbread pizza thing blueberry and pear.

Speaker 5 (55:25):
I said, ugh, and I said absolutely fucking not.

Speaker 30 (55:29):
And then you were like, dead, would you order it?

Speaker 1 (55:32):
And it just made me laugh because I already answered
your question. The answer is you're correct, No fucking way,
that's you, Dad. I know, I knew she'd be like, no,
not a chance, Hey would.

Speaker 31 (55:50):
And brody'smutsie and not the proach. Very disappointed Brody. I
would have as she's walking away, said hang on, do
you think you can go back to the kitchen and
grab one or two for me? Please? This way she
would know you're not happy with your little stick. Also,
fruit of any kind does not belong on a pizza

(56:12):
or flatterer flat bread. There's this Italian I mean, I mean,
I'm down with that.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Maria Fromanian City. I apologize,
I'm sick, but scary. Brody was asking you if you've
been watching these baseball games Italy and America, you don't
need a TV to watch anything exactly, iPads and there's phones.

(56:40):
The Banning Brothers did a whole commercial about football on
your phone, baseball on your phoneected.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
I've been you know, I've been distracted with other things.
You know, a lot going on, a lot of different
things happening in my life right now. So he's been
colored splashing his room. You can't get anything else gone
and drenching April whatever you think floorboards are on the wall?
Hold on, hold on, second, hold on, hold on. I
just realized something. You thought the base boards were floorboards.

(57:09):
But by definition the word floor is in their name.
That wasn't a clue that the floorboards with the floor whatever, aprokoy,
all right, can we get through this? Please enough? Sorry
enough for you. It's just Slice time, not Brody time.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Aprooklyn. Boys is Maria from Unicity?

Speaker 5 (57:29):
Again?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Scary for someone that doesn't watch TV, and you are
always proclaiming, no, I don't watch TV. Why do you
have three TVs to hang? Why if you TV, it
goes away and use a wall space for like art
or something.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
Ye, Well, I got the I got the gallery. I
got the gallery TVs and when they're off they display
works of art. That's what happens. And no, I like
to watch Saturday. So he's gonna pay his electric bill
twenty four hours a day to have his TV's on
showing classic art. I like why. I like watching SNL.

(58:11):
I like watching I like watching news. I like watching
live events, like sports when my Mets are run. Because
I'm gonna be doing this podcast and I got I'm
gonna have the Met game on in the background pretty soon,
you know, in a couple of weeks. So I I
you know, I need it. And by the way, update,
the TVs are strong. Boom, we got them. Wait, they're
strung they're strung up. They're on the wall. Boom boom, boom.

(58:34):
They're not strung up. They're hung up. No strung is string.
They strang them up. That they didn't strang them up.
That's that. That's not even a word. Strang them. They
hung them. They mounted us. They mounted them.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
Maybe and Nolan today beautiful weather. AnyWho? Two things.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
What happened with the second meet up? Was that happening?

Speaker 5 (59:02):
I know we were you guys are thinking about March,
but it is.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
It's coming March thirteenth Friday. There stop right there. We
have the venue that we wanted to rupt her, well,
the venue that we did it. We were going to
do it at they ran out of dates for us.
But so they're gonna regroup and uh, and we will.
We will get back to you with something.

Speaker 26 (59:23):
And again, continuing on my job of reminding you guys
of things you should do that you've forgotten about because
you're so busy.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
Episode three forty two or forty one.

Speaker 26 (59:34):
You were talking about booth etiquette in a restaurant and
security said that if you guys were to go to
a restaurant and sit at a table on the same side,
he would buy you his steak dinner for free.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Yeah, and Brody, you were on the fence about it.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
He said, no, he couldn't, but you.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
Should definitely do it.

Speaker 26 (59:55):
Brody, it's a free steak dinner, so White you get
to sit next to your best bud. It's a free
steak dinner. And I'm pretty sure if you asked him
take the old homestead, he would probably take it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
So of course I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I wouldn't miss up on that opportunity. Thank you, bub
you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Bye, All right, where are we going?

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Yeah, we're gonna sit on the same side as each other.
If I get my dinner at an old homestead, yeah
with a seafood tower. Yeah, I'm in let's go, oh no,
this is a steak dinner. This is not a seafood dinner. Yeah,
but Old Homesteads known for the steaks, for the seafood
I know, but no, but now you're throwing a seafood
tower into the mix. What's up on that. I never
said anyth about getting a steak. It's a steak dinner.

(01:00:33):
Part of the experience is the dinner experience. Last I
check Old homestead. Last I checked steak dinner means steak
appetizer some size deser, so fair enough, my appetizer will
be a seafood tower.

Speaker 27 (01:00:46):
Thank you, guys, its dead.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
I was just thinking, Brodie, I believe you.

Speaker 32 (01:00:51):
Oh it is a story.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
I think you've been.

Speaker 29 (01:00:53):
Teasing us for about three weeks about you getting security
called on you, and I'd love to hear what happened.
I know times the appropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Venue for that, but I just want to turnmind you. Okay,
you know scary.

Speaker 29 (01:01:05):
I come from a jurisdiction where Connecticut is a state
where the limit for small claims is five thousand dollars.
I know every state is different, every law is different
in different places, but in small claims, you might be
able to get your money back if you can prove
to them with the original agreement that you signed that
if there is no move out fee, why were you
charged one? And if there is one and it's changed,

(01:01:26):
then you should be oh the difference. That's just me
coming from the law angle of things, you know, just
a Scary and Brody broide.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
And by the way, I will I will have an
update on that on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 30 (01:01:38):
Hey, Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary Jilly Bean from Jersey, Scary,
I really hope the color of your room is a
lot nicer than smoker sand where it looks like some
of the has been in the apartment smoking for forty
years and it's that brownish yellow color. And it also
sounds like you're condo building adapted New Jersey's exit out
tacks total bs and especially because you're an OG, you

(01:02:03):
should not have to pay that.

Speaker 13 (01:02:05):
Thank you update coming Andy the bus driver here, Scar,
you're talking about those fucks in New York, so I
just want to walk in front of you. I absolutely
hate that. Everybody says to me, I can't believe you
like to drive in New York.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I love it.

Speaker 13 (01:02:21):
I said, it's not the fucking cars, or the cars
driving a parked it's these fucking retards out here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:27):
They want to walk in front of you.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
And I always say, listen, my feet are on the pedals,
yours are under the fucking tired You pick four on.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Thank you, thank you for feeling my frustration. Now, that
is the New York attitude that I grew up with. Yes,
we have a few more of these. You want to
plow through them? Brody, if you know what I'm saying,
Let's plow, baby, Let's plow.

Speaker 11 (01:02:45):
Man from Ohio book The Boys, Relax, it's has a
wheepen relax.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
All right, Wow today it was a weed pen.

Speaker 32 (01:02:53):
That's what he was smoking each delivery guy here. Man
Brody cracked me up. He got scary right on the nose. Oh,
it was so overwhelmed. I needed this vacation. I need Yeah,
that's exactly what he would have said. He still might

(01:03:14):
say it, but now that Brody exposing, he might not
say that. I love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Gonna say ship, I need a vacation because I moved.
I say you take the chances.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
What are you say to taking chances?

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Brody?

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
All right, dad here it is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
Wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, is wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
Oh, it's just in general, could have and they put
on what do they put on?

Speaker 32 (01:03:58):
Scared?

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
You know what they put on? They put on there.

Speaker 33 (01:04:00):
Uh, they put on their blue splayed shoes and they
bored the.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
Plane walking in Memphis, David Brood, what was it wrong about.

Speaker 34 (01:04:14):
Hi Brooklyn boys and the groomer here scary? I just
wanted to congratulate you on your new apartment. I know
people have been giving you a hard time, but I'm
really proud of you. Getting your own place, especially a
bigger place, is a wonderful thing.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
But I do have a question for you.

Speaker 34 (01:04:31):
Now that you have your own space, I finally going
to break down and get that kitten that you've always wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Maybe a couple of kittens.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
The shoes goat somewhere else, you know, something well, like
a bird, maybe like a robin of some kind. Dick,
I don't know. I'm still the jury is still out
on the kitten thing. Consider get at.

Speaker 33 (01:04:52):
The story. Something similar happened to me. I get to
an office building. There's people waiting in front by the door.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I woke up.

Speaker 33 (01:04:58):
They let me in the door to the building first,
I let them in the elevator first, they let me
out of the elevator first, only one place to go.
I let them into the doctor office first, so they
go up to a line to check in that no
one's working. I go to a different line someone is working.
I get cold to check in first. So would you
have let them check in first at that point because
I could hit another fifteen minutes to your day if

(01:05:19):
they get cold first, you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Checked in first. I gotta be honest. When I got
off the elevator first, I would have run into the
doctor's office to beat them there to get in first.

Speaker 33 (01:05:29):
Also, with eating pizza upside down, perhaps is scary for
being open minded about that. I know it's blasphemy to
say it, but I've been eating pizza that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Way for years already.

Speaker 33 (01:05:38):
I don't do it in public, but it's much better
because of what Scary said. She's hits your taste buds first,
and it really tastes better. My wife sent me that
video before you guys talked about it. She thinks I'm
crazy and she refuses to even try it. Like Brody, Brody,
you don't know what you're talking about. If you don't try,
don't knock it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Tinue you try it, don'tknock until you try it, Brody
pizza upside down. I'm not gonna turn pizza ups First
of all, I like the crust the best, so I
get the crust first. If you already, then you win.

Speaker 35 (01:06:05):
Brooklyn Boys is tea white? What's up? I don't have
a couple. Whatever, it won't be thirteen suming. I don't
always agree with scary, and I don't always agree with scary,
as you're saying. I don't always agree with scary. But
if you want to follow the trends, buddy, follow the trends.
If you want to limewash your walls, do it. Follow
whatever trends you want. Just because it's a trend doesn't

(01:06:27):
mean it's bad scary. Do speaking a trend scary? Have
you heard of that trend where you send the first
slice to send you a talkback talking about this trend
and that doesn't that tells you not to be bullied
and to follow whatever trends you want. You send that
person a thousand bucks. I don't know if you've heard
about that trend, but maybe you might want to get

(01:06:47):
and it was only three Back to making fun of scary.
The Red Room of Pain with the shag rugs like
are you starting a porn company, Like, what's going on here?

Speaker 17 (01:06:56):
Going?

Speaker 35 (01:06:57):
Are you fifty shades a scary Jones?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
What are you doing? You know it? You know it
all right, Brodi, We have a four more, could do
four more and then we were out. By the way,
it's scary. It's Saint Patrick's Day scares wearing a green shirt.
It couldn't be less irish. Go on, believe me, And
green's not my color.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Proving boys, sorry, prooking boys.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
We've mentioned here. No, it's a lot of background noise
like always. But anyway, everyone knows. I'm from North Carolina,
not the.

Speaker 15 (01:07:24):
Deep South, but it is considered the South, and we
don't really know much about pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
But I am a fat ass and I have been
to the big city, and I for what would for you?

Speaker 15 (01:07:32):
I would not be trying no fucking peaches and do
err pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
That's got to be the wildest shit.

Speaker 15 (01:07:39):
By the way, I ain't talking shit or nothing, but
I have noticed a large population of people.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
From New York moving into North Carolina.

Speaker 16 (01:07:47):
Can y'all quit sending the bitchy rich people.

Speaker 15 (01:07:50):
And send some people to make some working pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
Please? We don't have no good pizza. North Carolina. We're
fucking with Domino's. The Papa Don's out there, motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
I need me a good New York Slice.

Speaker 16 (01:08:01):
The only good New York Slice I've ever found was
all the way out next in North Cambin at a
place called Slice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
It is a New York conta. Well, you know, I
will say, at some point, as New Yorkers moved toward
North Carolina, you will get somebody that's going to be
an entrepreneur and be like, I'm starting this business. Yes,
but the Italians are moving to Florida. They're not moving
to North Carolina. He needs some Italianos will make a pizza. Well, listen,
if you're struggling with a pizza place in New York,

(01:08:28):
you got a market ready for you. And but the
thing is, if you moved to North Carolina you make
good pizza. Will they appreciate it? Will they know it? Will?
They're a great question.

Speaker 15 (01:08:35):
So I used to work in a restaurant and I
loved it when I found those little half cheese sticks
because that'd.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Be a length little snack for me. You ain't getting it.
You'll get your pull older though, Hey, scary and brody,
h my first.

Speaker 17 (01:08:48):
Time leaving a talk back. It's just I really wanted
this to be for Brodie for criticizing Scary for getting
an interior designer and how he needs someone to measure
and put it room together.

Speaker 8 (01:09:00):
It is a science, and.

Speaker 17 (01:09:03):
As an interior designer, I feel like you're downplaying the
industry and for what and what it does. Bertie, I
bet you if you send me a couple of pictures
of your house and let's compare it to what an
interior designer would do, you would see a big difference

(01:09:25):
in how you see the space and how you doing
the space. There is a reason why people hire interior designers.
There's nothing wrong with it. You get a stunning home
and you get to love the place.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
You're in.

Speaker 17 (01:09:37):
A good job, Scary. This is velvet interiors. By the way,
Just one more thing. These thirty seconds plots are really
not fun. But hey, Berty, tell you what you like
things for free. I'll give you my time for free.
I would love to redo your house along with your wife.
See what you guys think of it. If you guys

(01:09:57):
don't want you, I will have do this for free
for you and you'll see the difference and why people
hire interior designer.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
They have an offer for you see, and thank you
so much for coming to my rescue. I knew somebody
was going to jump up and raise their hand. Let
me respond. First of all, you sound lovely, You sound
very nice, a very nice person. Velvet Interiors. Is that
what the company is called. I don't know where that's located,
but google it and give her some business. I was
not really downplaying interior design I was really downplaying scary

(01:10:28):
because he can't measure anything, and he can't do with that.
That's why I hire an interior designer, because I got
her there. She's putting the masking tape on the floors,
she's marking, marking the spots. No, no, no, no, no,
I listen. I can't wait to come to your apartment
the next couple of weeks. I'm sure it looks fantastic.
I was just looking to goof on scary because he
wouldn't know how to hold a drill if you tape
it to his hand. That's really my people for that.

(01:10:51):
As far as as far as your very generous offer
to redo my place, thank you, but I'll pass on
that only because I wouldn't know what to do living
in a beautifully designed professional design place. And I know
I like things casual, and I don't like I just
I like my things the way they are. But that
being said, I'm sure it would look better because I

(01:11:13):
don't have an eye for things. And but I appreciate
your offering. You know what, I'll fire my interior designer
and I'll take those services for free. No, you don't
get my free offer. Seconds there we were a unit.
I'll bring her in if she's working for free. Come on, now,
there's this girl that I'm with. Ain't cheap. The only
unit you have is the one you try to ask.

(01:11:34):
All right, the last talkback of the.

Speaker 36 (01:11:36):
Day, Brody is scary. Scary Brody Rismond Reggie here scary.
You just said that you are part black according to
your tests. I mean you get to my man yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
Well, I took a twenty three and meters I spit
in the cup talk about this is a big show
topic from today and yeah, I basically found out I'm
Middle Eastern. I thought I was one hundred percent of TWN.
I'm not. I'm middle Eastern. I'm part black and all
of it, and probably because of my Sicilian part of
me where everybody, apparently every nation robbed, raped and pillaged

(01:12:12):
the village and in Sicily back in the day. So
all my ancestors are multi racial, and that's probably why
I was coming up with with with a piece of
meat that's black. But yeah, as far as my manning myself, well,
I guess I can don't know. He's tried. I'm gonna
pack my man himself. I'm gonna pat myself and I'm
gonna pat myself on the back there. I am my

(01:12:32):
man scary trying. As we all know, he's tried to
man himself a few times. He's not flexible enough. Thank
you all for your talkbacks. Thank you for contributing to
the show. See you in a couple of days on
the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Reactions This past depends on you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
Doc three dozen