The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #369

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Book, The Boys Podcast reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This podcast all depends on you. Yeah, it's Brooklyn Boys
Slice Time for episode three sixty nine and beyond. Hello

(00:35):
David Brody Show, Hello Scary Jones. Welcome to the show
about the show. It is the show about the show.
This is not really the episode. This is the one
about the episode that you might be commenting on, which
is cool, Which is great. I love the fact that
we can we have this ability to do that. You know,
a lot of a lot of people on the iHeartRadio

(00:56):
podcast network, which is where you can drop your talk
backs which are about to hear, they all have the ability.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
To do it, but are they really using it. I
think we use it better than anyone else, the talk
back feature. Would you agreat?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
We have an episode dedicated specifically, yeah, specifically to the
talkback feature. And we still didn't get an invite to
the iHeart Podcast Hotel. No maybe next year.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah? What went on at the iHeart Podcast Hotel? You
think there were hookups?

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Uh? Yeah, I like microphone no cups.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah, I'm just wondering what kinds of what kind of
shenanigans went down at the I Heard Podcast Hotel.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Welcome to the hotel iHeart podcast or.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Uh, yeah, we're not invited though we haven't been invited
in like nine years now. No, no, it's only been seven,
but who's counting anyway, Thank you for dropping your talk backs,
your feedback, all that you clicked on the microphone button
and you uh it's always the same people that do it, though.

(02:09):
I'd like to hear some new voices in here. That
would be great.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
We've we've had some new people, let's say, first time
talk packers.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
All right, yeah, and listen. The veterans are wonderful. So
I love the vets. We love our vets. We love
our veterans. Ahwa's honor your veterans.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
All right, let's get to it. There's a lot of
it was a lot. There's a lot of money.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
This is Kenny from Austin, Texas. I'm a cowboy down there.
I'm a licensed contractor and not electrician and a mechanic.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I lived through the six.

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Seventies seeing all the space activity. My dad was drafted
in the military. He lived through it. My grandpa lifted
the depressions and the World War Two. A lot of
this stuff I seen on the TV at that time,

(03:06):
and my grandpa and my dad lived through it. My
dad was actually making military armaments at Boeing. He used
to be called McDonald douglas and Saint Louis. So I
know that this stuff was there, but I don't necessarily
speak out about anyway. I wanted to inject a little

(03:30):
bit because I seen that firsthand. I apologize if I
went on and on.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
I do support Scary. He's a good guy.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
No, thank you, because I know that he cried when
everybody came back to the office after COVID. So I
do understand everything. Y'all have a good day. Do you
do a good job? Thank you?

Speaker 8 (03:52):
Oh, thank you?

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That was right well as can you shall received. That
was a new person. I don't think that person ever
left a talk back.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
And first hand experience, a second hand experience of a
family that worked in the NASA, worked in conjunction with NASA.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
By the way, McDonald Douglas not the same company as Boeing.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Competing air air companies playing playing company, but no McDonald
douglas like the uh they made the L ten eleven,
I believe, whereas Boeing made the DC ten.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Anyway, thank you for that call.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
And by the way, uh, I don't want any talkbacks
on what's going on with the Artemis two. But just
for me personally, I think it's awesome that they're going
to the Dark Side of the Moon. Pink Floyd, Thank
you Floyd, Yeah, thank you Ping Flood. By the way,
Pink Floyd's getting a lot of mentions on the news
as soon as anyone says Dark Side of the Moon.
By the way, Dark Side of the Moon still hold

(04:41):
the record for most months in the Billboard Top one hundred.
It might it was like like eleven twelve years.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Anyway, it's one.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Of my favorite albums of all time, The Dark Side
of the Moon. By the way, it's because we never
see the other side of the moon. The moon does rotate.
It does rotate. It just it rotates around the Earth
like like going around a circle. Imagine you're looking at
the Imagine if someone standing in the middle of a
room and you are walking around that person but always

(05:10):
looking at them. Right, So at one point your back
is to the south, then your back is to the east,
your back is to the north, You're back to the
west and back to the south. So the moon is rotating,
but it rotates around the Earth at the same speed.
The Earth is rotating than which is why you never
see the back because I saw people on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Today saying doesn't rotate. I mean the moon doesn't rotate.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Brooklyn boys, let's play some talk backs.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Huh well, hey, I didn't bring up NASA and the
moon anyway.

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Here we go, scary rody rody, scary say, by the way,
you know it is coming hot with this one bullet points.

Speaker 10 (05:45):
First one move out fee?

Speaker 11 (05:49):
What the fuck for?

Speaker 12 (05:50):
And why?

Speaker 9 (05:52):
What level of of booa decadents are you on there?

Speaker 13 (05:56):
You got to pay a move out fee?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I wish to leave?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
What the fuck is that?

Speaker 9 (06:04):
Seriously?

Speaker 10 (06:04):
I wish motherfucker would like?

Speaker 9 (06:06):
No, you have to pay five hundred dollars a leave
you all right, motherfucker find me.

Speaker 14 (06:10):
Come come get that, Come get that hold your breath,
come come get that. I pay you to leave like
this this How I still don't get that? That should
be mad?

Speaker 9 (06:26):
That that the level of anger that I would attain.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
I'm looking at him.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
They say, you five hundred dollars, you're gonna bump your
motherfucking head man.

Speaker 13 (06:35):
Yeah, yeah, yeah you you wait for that one. Wait
wait till hell freezes over for that ship.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Now, the other thing.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
We gotta talk about the ass wiping situation. Brodie, I
don't understand going from back to front, like I'm taking
the tailbone.

Speaker 13 (06:53):
How are you going back to front?

Speaker 9 (06:55):
Like doesn't that give you like don't you worry about
getting like shitty balls?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Exactly?

Speaker 9 (07:00):
So I can't express this enough. If you don't have
a bidet in your life, invest in one. Them ships
are fucking fantasmical?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Are they more balloon tie?

Speaker 9 (07:14):
We could clean the water hit it, granted I ain't
got to heat it, John, So winter timehole is frosty,
but it's clean.

Speaker 15 (07:24):
It is clean.

Speaker 11 (07:25):
Asshole is frosty, but it's clean.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
This the baby wipe follow up right exactly, the baby
wipes where it's at. Oh my god, by the way,
balloon knot.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Okay, this chip by the last one. And this ties
into the whole bathroom thing like, because I had contemplated
on waxing and and trying to Brazilian wax just to
see us that will make the difference. Granted, like I said,
the day is phenomenal, But are are any other slices
proponents of waxing or manscape thing to like also help

(08:01):
with that? Or do you just leave your ship like
Robert Redford by the river with like giving the head nod.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Like the whole full beard out and don't shave all right,
Jay needs to know, Well, that's a reference.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
That is a reference, Robert Redford reference.

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Wow, that's shade by the way again, I just got
I leave another talk back because as I listened to
this and this is you in the office and all
this other bullshit going on, it just further pisses me
off and sends me deeper into the bowels of passivity.

Speaker 16 (08:29):
You're nice to me.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Because I couldn't sat across miss motherfucker talking about Yo,
you want five hundred dollars to leave? I looked at
him like he had a teddy girl out his forehead. Fuck,
are you talking five hundred dollars to leave? Get the fuck.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Out of here, man, Really?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
God, two talkbacks on the topic. Yeah, it's true. I
could have done. I had to move that when I
move I had Yeah, but no, no, go ahead, No,
I'm saying just in case to bring people up to speed.
They wanted me to pay five hundred dollars to move
out of my old place. It was a move out fee.
I've heard of move in fees before, but move in fees.

(09:04):
They kind of got you because you're going in. You're
you're coming now you're going. So if you're going, you
can just bust out of there, like Chay was saying.
But as you were, you were, Brodie.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
You should go right up to whatever floor they're on,
Go right up to that board meeting whenever the next
meeting is.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
And just Jay, by the way, I'm going, what fuck's
your problem? Well, fuckers, I.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Should actually have I'll pay Jay to represent me there.

Speaker 5 (09:29):
I give him two hundred bucks. He'll get you out
of the five hundred for sure.

Speaker 11 (09:32):
The notion that I got.

Speaker 13 (09:35):
Fins.

Speaker 10 (09:36):
Yes, theyarted to vacate the premises.

Speaker 11 (09:38):
Yeah, all right, man, Fuck you. Fuck your plans, fuck.

Speaker 9 (09:43):
Your hopes, your dreams, any aspirations you have of thinking
that you gonna get that money from me, You gonna
stop me from leaving, You gonna block the door or
some ship like that.

Speaker 10 (09:54):
Nah, Nah, that's fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I love the passion, you know, I still even know what.

Speaker 9 (09:59):
The outcome is. But I'm still fucking out of here.
Hold on, and I have lived here. I've been been
ben been been been been been been be' been nineteen years,
been been been.

Speaker 11 (10:10):
I ain't want to know.

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Motherfuckers. I'm situated. I'm situated. Motherfuckers know me, but I
don't like that. Oh you gotta come up five hundred dollars.
Fuck what you heard? Fuck your feelings.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Find me, find me.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Get it, get it, especially if you're getting back security positive.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Find me.

Speaker 13 (10:28):
Good luck getting that ship, kiss my asd.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Hey all right, Jay, it's okay. I womans in the
background trying to calm him.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
That's not even his money, but he's know for me.
I like that.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I do enjoy it. I enjoy your Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I'll say though the but they may clean them, but
it's not calming them.

Speaker 10 (10:47):
No from unions? Did he scary? You shouldn't be paying
ship to move out? You're gonna do? I mean really,
you just said you're still paying your mortgage, You're still
paying the fucking fees. Why the fuck do you have
to pay to move out? What the fuck are they
gonna do? Like here, take it, take it and go.

Speaker 13 (11:09):
No fuck that ship.

Speaker 15 (11:10):
Nope, figure, you should not be paying anything.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
What the fuck is that ship about?

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Okay, my god, he's still going in the background, he's
wound up.

Speaker 11 (11:26):
Fuck them balls the ball.

Speaker 10 (11:29):
The Jersey scary.

Speaker 17 (11:30):
He said, you're gonna give us an update about the
five hundred dollars move off feet and all you did
was talk about what you did.

Speaker 16 (11:35):
In the office.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
You need to know that. Tell us I'm taking to
pay you.

Speaker 18 (11:40):
Not some dude called you from ten stakes away.

Speaker 8 (11:42):
You don't know I would work, but it was scary.

Speaker 16 (11:44):
Now they'll fuck you.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Only other thing we want to know is they give
your money back.

Speaker 17 (11:48):
And when you're going to be bro, do you think
dinner and bring back jingles?

Speaker 10 (11:53):
Bring them back?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
They were looking into it. They I'll tell you what.
They haven't to cast my check, but they did not
keep me on my own money back yet. But they
have not cashed it yet. They said they would.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
You know what, Yeah, if you get that money back, scary,
there's no better way to spend it taking me out
to a steak steak dinner?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
Praise the Lord?

Speaker 13 (12:13):
Thank you prokelum bowls.

Speaker 10 (12:16):
Paul All from Jersey, I know scary twelve thirty four am.
It's fucking weird. I'm working.

Speaker 11 (12:21):
Get over the.

Speaker 10 (12:23):
Whole plant thing.

Speaker 17 (12:24):
I give you two months, two months with a self
watering plant until it fucking dies.

Speaker 11 (12:30):
No way. Hell, you're gonna remember.

Speaker 17 (12:32):
Because its gonna be at your two through clubs. You're
gonna be at fucking oh, and you're gonna fucking forget
ten dollars that you within two months.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
You know what, My money's on you.

Speaker 11 (12:46):
He's right, You're right.

Speaker 18 (12:48):
Scary, Jerry. It was a non secretar.

Speaker 19 (12:51):
I you know, you don't think indoor pool when you
think easter, but I you know, yeah, what.

Speaker 20 (13:01):
What was it?

Speaker 13 (13:01):
Though?

Speaker 19 (13:02):
I really do, combined with the whole baptism thing, anything
to get you in that pool?

Speaker 18 (13:07):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
By the way, this talk back system is fucking up.
You hear how it's burping at the beginning of everyone.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
What I hear is your nine point seven eight billion
dollar system.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's iHeart desk. Nope, that's iHeart Media five thousand dollars desk.
I calm down, that's iHeartMedia's technology.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Oh did I hit a nerve?

Speaker 21 (13:26):
Was?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Did I guess?

Speaker 22 (13:27):
Right?

Speaker 5 (13:27):
On the desk five thousand?

Speaker 23 (13:32):
I am totally scary with the lazy plants. I am
terrible with plants. When I was in college, my mom
gave me a plant and she said, oh, you need
to become responsible for something because college wasn't enough.

Speaker 10 (13:47):
I managed to keep the plant alive. But as an.

Speaker 23 (13:50):
Adult, like a real adult, No, I don't need plants.

Speaker 10 (13:54):
She's all about them, and I would do the same thing.
Good for you, scary do it all right?

Speaker 3 (13:58):
We'll buy some plants as soon as they get back
from vacation.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Did they make poogy plants?

Speaker 10 (14:06):
Hey? Brooklyn boys? Is Maria from Union City City? Reggie? Hey,
how you doing? Hit me up on Instagram?

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Look for me.

Speaker 10 (14:18):
I have cats, three cats.

Speaker 24 (14:20):
I don't know if Jay by the way mentioned that,
but we love our cats and we love our kids,
and hey, you never know love, y'all.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
You're hearing it in the making a throttle in the making.

Speaker 25 (14:38):
Is it irony for Brody to give Vinny his props
for being so open minded as far as acknowledging that
they have different views when Brody himself doesn't seem to
be very open minded. Is that irony or just a coincidence?

Speaker 26 (14:54):
Hmm?

Speaker 25 (14:55):
By the way, in Bedroom Upstate, I one hundred percent
agree with the comments saying we need to question everything,
whether you believe it or not, whether it's coming from
a trustworthy source, quote unquote or not, you should question everything,
but also I'm loving this whole section of people going
back and forth with Brody because as much as I
love you, guy, you're so adamant of being right about everything,

(15:18):
so people getting you so upset is kind of hilarious. Also, sorry,
Ben from Saint Mike. Talkbacks were in reference to the
latest Lifetime episode.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
A Slice Time about Slice Time. Hey, listen, Ben, First
of all, it would be iron irony. It definitely would
be irony. If I bring joy to people by by
what you described, that's fine. But here's the thing you
can challenge. Like if your friend says he can jump,
he can he can dunk a basketball, you can absolutely

(15:55):
challenge that. Like, dude, I don't believe you, right, But
if I tell you water boils a two hunred and
twelve degrees fahrenheit, that's not a challengeable thing. If I
tell you what a freezes at thirty two degrees fahrenheit,
that's not a challengeable thing.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
That's proven science.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
So as an example, there are some things you don't
have to challenge because they're factual.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Now that being said, play the next call. Here we go, No, No,
what you should have said? There was that being said?
You should still question everything even so, no, no, no, no, no,
that's what see, that's what a level headed person would
have done, right there is because because you would have
stood the side of it.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
But you did.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
That's that's that's you being adamant already. You just shut
it down and you said, next call? Does he that?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
If I go to the doctor and I'm having a
I have a tumor in my brain and the surgeon says,
I recommend a partial uh ignacious cuber a tumor right
with a with a four to zero scalpel and the
whole thing, I'm not gonna say to him. You know what,

(17:02):
I think you're wrong. I think it's you as a
can opener right right now, I can get a second.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Okay, but but no, but you're being you're making frivolous things. Okay,
let's let let's do something set in reality. Okay, like,
for instance, like something with taking statins. Right because you
have a high cholesterol. You might think you could question
the reasoning behind why everyone's prescribing statins when we didn't

(17:26):
have this problem twenty or you know, fifty years ago.

Speaker 18 (17:29):
You might.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
But what I'm saying is, why would I question. You
can question.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
No, you could question it because you're like, hmm, maybe
they're on the take. Maybe maybe big farmers paying them off.
Maybe doctors. You could say you should die it's plausible
to die of high blood No, but because if you
don't have because with statins, for instance, it's been said
that you still need you need cholesterol in your brain
to survive, and it's that the statins have been led

(17:56):
to to dimension Harry that you know.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
But what I'm saying scary. But now you're running on sentence,
So let me respond. There's good cholesterol and bad cholesterol.
But when every doctor on the planet, it's worth a damn,
says that Stanton's control cholesterol, it's not for me as
a comedy writer to say, I wonder if they're right.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
I'm a fucking scientific more right.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
It's not my job as a sanitation man, as a cook,
as as a as a lawyer to question the doctor's
validity when it's.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Every doctor on the hat. This is the character that
he's talking about. You're not even on your mind. The
fact that people can be driven by other other factors
in their life.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Scary scary people don't devote their Scary people devote Look,
if you're gonna tell me a doctor over prescribes medication
because the pharmaceutical company sales guy gives them like an
extra money, buys them a car. That's not the same
thing as every fucking doctor on the planet go to

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school eight years of medical school and hold on and
devote their lives to helping people that they're all gonna
they're all gonna give staff against the hippocratic oath and
the risk the medical license because because they're all on
the takee right, But it wasn't they're not intentionally, but
it's part of it's a part of a larger system

(19:21):
that's broken from years ago because of the.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Way that it was all part of a system.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Are proven.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's not part of a brogram that does it that
there's a cure.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
What I'm saying is when there's a down there's a
big downside to taking them, is what I'm saying. It
could cause It could cause dementia because you're also drying
up the cholesterol in your brain.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Which you need to survive. Different it's a different cholesterol.
This is the this is this is a cholesterol that
clogs your arteries. This LDL cholesterol.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
And and the HTL cholesterol.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Right, and you know what if your doctor tells you
it's safe, and every doctor you go to, I'm gonna
I'm I'm not gonna question them because they spent their
lives learning and I we are in a debate when
all this call all the Bob said, well, let me
ask you what you not open? See you you're Adam
and you shut everything down. I really was open life

(20:17):
in general. It doesn't make you. It doesn't make you
smarter to question smarter people when you're not that smart.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
It makes you an idiot. But that's an opinion.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Her, that's an opinion, because no, no, no, you can't just
say that opinion.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
You're throwing that out.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
You just said I'm close minded. I didn't say the
people listening idiots. I'm saying I have to I me personally,
I would have to be an idiot to think.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I know.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Look, when a plumber comes to my house and he says,
you're gonna need to replace the arm because there's a clog.
Now I can question and say he may be trying
to make extra money, but I can't question that that's
the cure. When an electrician says, let me show you
right here, Come here, mister roddy, you want you're the homeowner.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Let me see all these rotted wires. They need to
be replaced. I'm not gonna say to him, I'm gonna
risk a fire because I heard yeah, but you like
apples and oranges.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
You're talking about something about electricians and and what's going
on inside your walls. And there's different water boilers. Water
boiler absolute absolutely does what that's a bad example.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
The water boiling is a bad example.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
No, no, what if it's big thermometer thermom industries. It's
all in on the scam.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
You are you something else? Bro thermometer controls something else?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Put on.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Hold on the newsman tells us what the weather is.
What if he's brought out by big therma? What if
he's brought out by big therma?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It's you're not making the right analogy. You're not making
the right analogy. Certain things are fat math. Certain things
are math, and they're quantifying certain things.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Is science? They're quantifying science?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Could be science? Is uh, you know, skeptical at times?
At times, No, science isn't skeptical. People don't believe in science.
This stre But unless the epidemiology. I trust the doctor.
I gotta go, we gotta go. Let's take the first time.

Speaker 5 (22:10):
You're sick, call Vinnie from Brooklyn.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Next time, you know, I might, I might.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I may go for some Eastern medicine next time. Yeah,
next time you have cancer, gar forbid. You should, you should?
You should go to Vinnie from Brooklyn. By the way,
I love you Vinnie, and he'll and he'll tell you
what did We gotta take a break. We gotta take
a break.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Calm the hell down.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
It's twenty two minutes into this thing already and we
haven't even taken a first break yet. I heart is
gonna polish big Therma.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
We'll be right back the Brooklyn Voice podcast.

Speaker 27 (22:37):
We will be right back.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Listen uh from before the commercial break. If I'm not contradictory,
we don't have a podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
I know, but it's almost a sickness sometimes. Just let
me let people slide, Let people slide. I'm down, I'm
I'm down with the sickness. All right, I'm sing that song.
I don't know.

Speaker 25 (23:01):
I forgot they had been from upstate again. This guy
to the part and it's lice time where Brody Uh
makes a great point that both sides believes what they
want to believe and is usually staying strong on its
Good job, Brody, thank you, yeah, thank you guys for
explaining how the ads work. I'm glad you guys getting

(23:22):
paid and compensated.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
It's well deserved.

Speaker 25 (23:24):
But I just want to point out that one of
the ads that are playing now is one of the
most annoying ones because we hear so much in the
big show. Okay, but they pay Truths and a Lie
were thirteen. I know how to about you in cycle.
I have been a ride s remember for some such right,
Oh my god, I hear that commercial so much.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
So, but that's a commercial, Nate.

Speaker 25 (23:44):
It is cool, so it's fine.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, they're running longer ones now, but yeah, that the
lie is Nate.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Nate voiced that one. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
No, No, it is it for a game though, No, it's
for it. It's it leads to a sales client. We
should just we should just move on. I don't know,
I don't know. I love twos in a Lie.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Yeah, no, they used it as part of a part
of a commercial. Twoots in a Lie they did.

Speaker 25 (24:10):
Hey, sorry, quick question about the commercial, all right, Okay,
does it matter if we listen to the commercials straight through?
Because I normally just skip thirty past all of them.
A man, does it matter if we listen to it
or not? Or as long as we listen to the episode,
you guys get paid.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
I'm gonna let's sayin up.

Speaker 25 (24:28):
You guys, and I'll try to listen to some of
them and not skip.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
All of them.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Ouch, Okay, I don't think let let's let's talk about it.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
If from a rational standpoint, do you think the advertisers
pay if you If you don't hear the message, let's
move on.

Speaker 18 (24:48):
I would like to to know, Scary, why.

Speaker 19 (24:54):
Are you unable to do any kind of diet if
you're not getting paid to do it?

Speaker 18 (25:00):
How do you have to be sponsored?

Speaker 11 (25:03):
I don't have to be Can you just do it?

Speaker 28 (25:06):
No?

Speaker 13 (25:06):
No?

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I mean scary answers. If Scary answer, it's.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
An agenda, Brody tell him? Tell him Brody, no, No,
Scary wants to lose weight. Scary decides how he wants
to lose weight, and then the sales team may find
a client that fits what he's going to do.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Anywhere that's right.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Scary wanted to lose weight and everybody's a lot of
people are using similar products for weight loss, and Scary
had had mentioned to me months and months ago, and
he was thinking about doing that instead of the thing
he normally did.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Six months ago, No, give everybody the sales process. Six
months ago, I made an announcement to the sales team
because everyone, because they all they all come to us
and say to every one of us, hey, what's going
on in your life right now? We want it to
be authentic. We want to fit your lifestyle, not the
other way around. So what what are the products you use?

(25:57):
What are you thinking about? You got you need a
home improvement, you're moving, Scary, Oh maybe we could. They
wanted they want things to be natural sounding. They want
to go after clients that fit our lifestyle and fit
what what is important to us? I made so I said, yeah,
you know what I think. I think I want to
jump on the GLP one bandwagon. This was several months ago,

(26:17):
and then all of a sudden, Orderly Meds came around,
a sponsor and sponsor and they came around and they're like,
you know what, let's you know, let's let's Scary try
this stuff.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
So yeah, but don't forget we work for a radio.
You know, it's a business.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Okay, this is how, this is how we continue to
offer free programming. That this is all the content that
you're hearing. You don't pay a penny for this. So yeah,
so commercials and clients come through. But yeah, I wanted
to I wanted to take GLP ones. They found orderly meds.
It fit the narrative and they're like great, And I'm

(26:56):
not shot number six and I'm starting to feel less
hungry every day. So that's the truth, the God's honest truth.
And I've properly he said.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
To me, Brodi, I was gonna take you for a
steak dinner. But I'm just not a hold.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
I'm not ugry.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
But they have been properly vetted. I it's a company
that I personally have signed off on. I see how
they operate and the and that's that.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
And here comes part two.

Speaker 19 (27:20):
Styler from New Jersey up Reggie has tried to lure
me into situations such as with the trucker and also
with Chad.

Speaker 18 (27:32):
But I can't be fooled that easily. I'm not doing it.
And also when she tried to lure me in with Chad,
he was really into like choosing patterns for sofas.

Speaker 11 (27:47):
So okay, no, thank you, hey b boys burn.

Speaker 29 (27:54):
Listening to the talkbacks from this week regarding the sponsors
in between the breaks there. The reason I brought that
up was exactly because the Orderly Met's commercial does pop
up in between y'alls pretty regularly. So I was just
curious to, you know, see if y'all knew, or if
Brody didn't know.

Speaker 28 (28:13):
Now he knows, and now he's a fan of.

Speaker 11 (28:15):
Orderly mets dot com.

Speaker 28 (28:17):
Also scary, Yeah for and again scary. I would like
to hear an update on your GLP one journey so far.

Speaker 30 (28:28):
I personally started mine the first weekend of February, down
twelve pounds since then, so just curious see how yours.

Speaker 27 (28:39):
Is going, love y'all.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, I'm on shot number six. I'm down about five
to seven pounds. Not I'm certainly not tracking as fast
as I was with that other program that I was on,
but this is more of a steady you know, this
is a marathon, it's not a race. So it's about
you know, my brother, Oh my god, I'm Easter Sunday yesterday.

(29:01):
He's he's doing the same thing I am he's been
on it since November. He's down about twenty pounds, twenty
five pounds. He looks amazing, and he's he keeps going.
And it's just it's a slow, slow, slow and steady loss.
It just it's so far, so good. But yeah, I mean,
you know, it's not as dramatic as in years past

(29:23):
when I was doing something else.

Speaker 10 (29:27):
James, thank you so much.

Speaker 23 (29:29):
I'll be sure to tell my husband backed up from
Long Island.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
All right, you know, Oh James liked her voice.

Speaker 31 (29:40):
But Allens quarterback. I can't argue with it, dude, But
I don't agree with Brody saying how heem's thought that
they don't get wide receivers this and that, because if
they're if the cat, if they're using of the cap
space for just Josh Allen. Let's say I don't know

(30:00):
what it is, then, how is that the team's fault?

Speaker 32 (30:04):
Any always here?

Speaker 33 (30:05):
But the team's like, okay, we'll get you out of receivers.
Just curious as that they get they get in the
quarterbacks they can fit within their budget. Right, Okay, so
let's say now they invest way more money in that. Oh,
now they have a shipped a line. Oh ship now
they don't have an all line that can protect Josh Hillison.
How the Lions complain they doesn't have an all line. Well,
now they invest in the line. Oh now they have
shipped running backs and shipped lines. Well, now they're getting

(30:25):
score on every play and they don't have a running
back to go to do on fourth and one.

Speaker 32 (30:28):
Well, now it's all with just happen.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Stuff will stop.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, okay on so well, welcome to sports talk radio there,
everybody welcome.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
That is, well, hey, real quick, not to get to football. Ye,
the Buffalo Bills can draft a wide receiver that doesn't
cost you a lot of money to do that. The
problem is they drafted one last year and he was
freaking terrible. And they don't normally draft wide receivers. Lots
of teams have superstar, highly paid quarterback and are able

(31:01):
to surround them with talent. Buffalo hasn't drafted offensive players.
Well that's why he doesn't have a great running back.
He doesn't have great wide receivers because they know they
can invest their draft capital in players other than offensive players.
Because Josh can do it all by himself. You just
can't win a super Bowl like that. So it'll be
interesting to see if they draft a quality wide receiver

(31:23):
this year.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
And that's what I had to say. You could draft the.

Speaker 34 (31:25):
Book them boys. It's Caitlyn and Nolan. But Nolan's sleeping. Anyways,
I gotta call out my better half.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
There's no proof he's there. There's no proof he's there.

Speaker 34 (31:34):
Mark is like scary in the fact that if he is,
in the fact that he's more of a non confrontational just.

Speaker 10 (31:41):
Make me whole.

Speaker 34 (31:43):
I am like Brody free dessert.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
All the way. Yep, all the way.

Speaker 10 (31:47):
We're very different in that sense.

Speaker 34 (31:48):
So Mark had an incident with So Mark took the
boys to Taco Bell and he did drive through and
there must have been like a water main break or
a sewage break, and it was a disaster.

Speaker 10 (31:59):
He was there for half an hour in the drive
through with two young children in the car.

Speaker 34 (32:03):
Then there was like people were having to run credit
cards inside the restaurant.

Speaker 10 (32:07):
It was crazy.

Speaker 18 (32:08):
So he was fit to be tied.

Speaker 10 (32:10):
He reached out to.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Taco Bell and Taco Bell.

Speaker 34 (32:12):
Emails and back and said, oh, we've happily refunded your meal,
and Mark is okay with that.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Well, no, no, no, So.

Speaker 10 (32:21):
That that was just even No, yeah, exactly, not even
as even free dessert.

Speaker 13 (32:26):
So that's right.

Speaker 34 (32:28):
I love you, Mark, but Taco Bell still lose your
free dessert.

Speaker 10 (32:31):
You got to be.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Yeah even, I would fight for that. It's the principle. No,
that's not even close to being made whole at twenty
dollars gift card something.

Speaker 35 (32:43):
Hello, Hey, burning scariest Joe from California. Yeah, scary. So
have your cravings started going away or are you feeling
it faster now that you're on the truzeppatides a little bit,
because from the way it sounds, it doesn't sound like
it's kicking in yet.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
I mean, it depends on when you heard what I mean,
something that was pre recorded a month ago or was
it recent? I could tell you over the last week
or so, when I doubled the dose. Shot number five
starts with doubling the dose, you know, that's when you
start to really I meant two.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Weeks let's put it. That was two weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
So yeah, So twice last week I had to take
the rest of my dinner home with me, and on
Easter Sunday I didn't eat nearly as much.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Today I went the whole day and I.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Didn't have anything until like five six o'clock at night,
and I was totally fine, satiated, wild, So yeah, it's
starting to my appetite is slowly starting to go away.
But yeah, you would never know that by listening to
the morning show when all this food's showing up in
the morning, but you know, first meal of the day
hadn't eaten in twelve to fourteen hours, could still leave

(33:56):
you just come to a hard stop.

Speaker 35 (33:58):
Hey, you're bringing a scary Joe from Cove. Yeah, I
know I just left the talk back and I have
to reintroduce myself, but hell, everybody else does it. So
And also Brody, I know this isn't the big show,
but I wanted to ask, when you guys do the
first song of the day and you start playing it

(34:19):
right away, is that pre planned or are you just
that quick on the button.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Of the time.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
We plan it like a couple of minutes right before
we go on the air, and it's ready to go,
but we just really in the moment right before we
went on the air, that's when we start to we decide.
There have been times where I was like, let's decide
live on the air, and then you just got to
be really fast. But we have a library you know,

(34:49):
that works very quickly. You can just type stuff in
real quick and it just comes right up. It's not
like I have to go out run down the hall
for a record.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
On a shore not not much has changed since I
worked there. But a lot of times, I would say
ninety percent of the time, Elvis would say, Scary, what
we be up with the show with?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
And Scary? Who's music savant freak? We'll just go, oh,
what about like La Booche?

Speaker 4 (35:13):
And they're like, yeah, that's great, put throw that in right,
and he just picks out songs that like Elvis goes, yes, yes, yeah,
just every once in a while. He'll go every once
in a while, I just going yeah, and then Scary
gets it on the second train.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I always have a thousand songs in my head at
all times.

Speaker 32 (35:27):
On canals helpload j here okay and scary, but this
time scary. I'm brody talking about EPI sixty five talking
about indoor pools. I was scary on this and it's
not boogie because, as Berdie said, the rich people have
been indoor pools, so I'm not spoiled living inst South
Florida and fuck man.

Speaker 33 (35:48):
Indoor pools are the pig like chlorine and humidity in
the air is yep.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
I got a whit for that. Today.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
I was showing some of the building and he was like, Oh,
I love indoor pools.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
I'm a little boo me.

Speaker 13 (36:02):
Book Eve seventy seven. And now fuck Lily from Norse
Tom rec that gave Brody a hard time. Stuff giving
Brody a hard time.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
That sounds like a cartoon character.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
P Puma.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Hey, which way to go? Which way to go? Good call?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
All right, let's take a break huhat with and Scary.
All right, we took a pause for the cause to
pay the bills.

Speaker 34 (36:38):
Brooklyn boys, it's Caitlin and Nolan from be Shore sitting
in a lot of traffic. Going back to Scary and
Brody with his argument that your room is too small
for new people. It's a host easter. Scary, you should
host easter. It would be so nice to have all

(36:58):
your family close. No one's saying, oh my god, Kiri,
you live in a shoe box. They have a big,
beautiful little apartment.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
When the next year, you know, I didn't have my
I didn't have a table. I guess what the dining
room table shut up today Monday, a day after Easter.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Just my luck.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Did the men show up to put it together for you?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
They delivered it. I ordered the white glove service. I
paid for that. They put the legs on it and everything.
I mean, they don't wear white gloves, but it's the
white gloves service they brought.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
They took the boxes away, the rubbish.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
You paid people to screw legs on a table.

Speaker 10 (37:38):
Yeah I did, and I don't think.

Speaker 34 (37:43):
I don't say this a lot, but Brody is wrong
scaring hosts Easter. You will feel so nice hosting your
family together.

Speaker 10 (37:51):
I have two young kids.

Speaker 34 (37:51):
They certainly wouldn't let them roam around the hallways without me.
But I'm sure your new apartment is absolutely beautiful, so
it'll be nice to be.

Speaker 10 (38:00):
Together with family.

Speaker 34 (38:01):
I think your mom would love that to see all
you guys together in one place, especially in a new apartment.
And one more thing, I was just re listening to
two things, the.

Speaker 11 (38:12):
Interview with jeremy' piven.

Speaker 10 (38:14):
Oh my freaking god.

Speaker 34 (38:17):
If that's not podcast gold, I don't know what is.
You need to replay that soon, just to give everyone
another left, because that was absolutely hilarious. I was screaming
from laughing so much. It was great, So play that
again for a good lie.

Speaker 10 (38:36):
Scary.

Speaker 18 (38:37):
One more thing, when you painted your.

Speaker 34 (38:41):
Room winter white, the earth tone that was in like
September October of last year, were you prepping to.

Speaker 10 (38:48):
Sell your condo?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
No?

Speaker 34 (38:51):
I was not, like, did you know you were selling
or wanting to sell? Or that was just you wanted
to switch it up. I know we had the bed
frame incident. I was that because you wanted to sell
and you want something more new?

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Painting at winter and white and made me want to
sell it. So good job.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
It looked awful. I just wanted to say something. I
don't remember what I wanted to say. What does she
say to the call before this one?

Speaker 5 (39:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
She said we should replay a Jeremy interview with Jeremy Pivving. Well,
that's the beauty of podcasts. You guys can replay it
anytime you want.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You can go back to it. He's I mean, he sucks,
by the way, he really does.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Yeah, we may replay it at some point, but you
can replay it anytime you want. By the way, did
we have Jeremy piven on? Did I tell the story
about it? I told the story about how Jeremy Pivey
walked by my car in traffic.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Yes, we did, and then didn't I do an interview
with Journey. You did an interview on this podcast with him. Yeah, yeah,
right on an unnumbered numbered episode.

Speaker 13 (39:52):
Yeah, Scury and Brody Trevor from Kansas.

Speaker 36 (39:57):
Just listening to you guys talk about the new toilet sets,
and now I feel like a schmuck because I've lived
in my house for two years. Never change the toilet
seats and they're the original ones that are thirty years old.
Now I'm with myself.

Speaker 37 (40:21):
Regarding three sixty nine, Brody, I think you're just jealous
of Scary. Why would he or how would he without
any knowledge hang shower doors for someone.

Speaker 13 (40:33):
That's done it before.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
They're not that easy to do.

Speaker 37 (40:36):
No level, you got a drill, You gotta make sure it's.

Speaker 11 (40:39):
Not gonna fall. Blah blah blah blah. That's more than
a one man job anyway.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
It sure is.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
In fact, I had three guys in here and they
installed that today as well. I got a lot of
accomplished today. I got my dining room table today, and
I got my shower doors today. And there's no looking
way on earth that either me or you brody could
have installed them.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
No way.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Okay, if I could just just say two things. Number one,
you didn't accomplish anything. You hired people. They accomplished something today.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, but I got it.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
I got it off my desk. You're one thousand dollars desk.
By the way, I love that we went from Kansas
to Iowa. Just now, did you catch that? Yeah, we're
from Kansas to Iowa. In regards to your point though
that scary couldn't hang the shower doors, Let's be honest,
scary couldn't hang a shower curtain.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Alright, let's move on.

Speaker 37 (41:30):
Just because you're too you're cheap to hire somebody doesn't
mean that scary who's a multi.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Millionaire a multii you're not.

Speaker 11 (41:38):
You're really cheap, so you probably are.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
But I'm smart with money.

Speaker 37 (41:43):
Hire someone to do these jobs for them?

Speaker 25 (41:45):
What's the big deal.

Speaker 37 (41:46):
I think you're just I get it content, But sometimes
you're just way too over the top.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Well you want, you're not going to do you couldn't do.

Speaker 37 (41:57):
And before you say you're not cheap, you're frugal, No,
you're cheap.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
No, no, But anyway, it's.

Speaker 37 (42:06):
Also regardless your breaks and this desk situation, podcasts could
have been done the next day.

Speaker 11 (42:13):
I get it.

Speaker 37 (42:14):
You guys have schedules, but you're on permanent vacation. Scary
is about to be on vacation. We're not going to
get a podcast next week. Brody, you take more vacations
and Scary Okay into Rance. Sorry, all right, just had
to blow off some steam.

Speaker 13 (42:32):
But yeah, a little consistency.

Speaker 37 (42:35):
When you guys say you promise us an episode, you
promise you'll get consistent and you don't stop promising.

Speaker 25 (42:43):
Just go with the flow.

Speaker 11 (42:46):
Have a good day, guys, you thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
So here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Whether or not I'm working, I make myself available when
I can. I still have life commitments and I still
have things I need to do. So the thing with
the desk that interrupted Scaries because Scary I had an
appearance Scared, we had other things going on that It
wasn't just like we can't do the desk one night.
It was it was a problem because that was the

(43:14):
night we were able to do it. We couldn't do
it anyway. I am, I'm not cheap. I'm smart with money,
and the reason I do a lot of when I
owned a home. I did a lot of the installation myself. Yes,
to save money, which then benefited my family, but also
I learned a skill. I spent most of my life
being skillless when it came to working with my hands

(43:34):
and working with tools, and so I taught myself how
to do things, some light electrical work, some plumbing, you know,
fawcets and things, installing fawcets and different things because I
wanted to learn how to do it.

Speaker 28 (43:46):
Now.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Yes, the benefit was I saved money, but there were
things I had a limit to and I would if
it was the kind of glass doors I couldn't install,
I would absolutely hire good people and I would tip
them nicely.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Today, go and.

Speaker 38 (43:59):
Body rocking Steeve over there, Steve, episode three sixty nine.
You mentioned Top Dog Lawyers commercial. Oh my god, those
commercials are so fucking annoying. The guy can't even say
speaking English correctly.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
What does he say?

Speaker 11 (44:15):
I don't know. He says yeah, he says they can't
approve you. We can have no we've been you haven't
been a proof.

Speaker 10 (44:21):
We can approve you.

Speaker 38 (44:22):
If you can't get a proof, we can approve your
I thought you approve the fucking English Frinay, Buddy, Scary,
Brody never Brodies, Kary, Rock and Steeve over there again
with the Lawyers three ninety six kind of sounds like
the lawyer on time felt was the Jackie Styles.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Jackie childs.

Speaker 10 (44:40):
It kind of sounds like him.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Yeah, I think I hired him.

Speaker 13 (44:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (44:43):
He's pretty charismatic.

Speaker 38 (44:45):
I'm like the top dog boyer bullshit that I never
would never hire that.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
That commercial is so annoying.

Speaker 11 (44:52):
Rock and Steeve over there.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
I have a good day.

Speaker 39 (44:53):
Thank you, Steve, Justin from my work Again, Brody, you
are the most grateful best I've ever met.

Speaker 11 (45:02):
What I do about Valadez or Masquez or whatever you
guys are calling him, took the time out of.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
His day, his week.

Speaker 8 (45:11):
You this is not just to day.

Speaker 40 (45:12):
Grateful, thankful, and.

Speaker 11 (45:16):
I appreciate what he did for you, whether it comes out. Brodie, yes,
Justin again.

Speaker 37 (45:26):
Seems like you're getting off about this guy getting off
on a stomach.

Speaker 34 (45:30):
Does that do something?

Speaker 5 (45:33):
Just a question, sir, No, not my thing. And by
the way, I was very appreciative of one Valdez.

Speaker 20 (45:43):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
You were a little happy.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
I wanted to I wanted to prepare myself because you know,
previous people have made caricatures of us on the Morning Show,
and some of them have been pretty like, oh hey,
this was this was not unflattering. I just thought the
rest of the picture other than my face, was excellent,
the body definition, the lines, the things in the background fantastic.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
But it's me.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
It's my face, so to me it looked a little
like a cousin of mine.

Speaker 40 (46:21):
And Scary killing from Long Island here listening to episode
three sixty nine where Scary and brody guys are arguing
about bathroom numbers three toilet seat Scary, I mean, you
just paid how much for this apartment that everybody arguing
with you on the Big Show about how much you paid.
You can't spend a minute of twenty dollars for a

(46:43):
new toilet a bathroom numbers three exactly?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Come on, yeah, no, it's just it's more of a
lazy thing. I feel like, next time I'm at the
home depot, I'll buy one. It's like, okay, let's pick
one up.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Okay, okay, scar Let, me ask you a question, why
did you change the seat on toilets one and two?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Because those are the only ones that I'm probably ever
gonna sit on.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
I didn't ask you that.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Why did you change them? Well, because there were other
asses on there? Because right up?

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Why as as someone who wants their family to come
over for Easter, why would you want your family to listen?
You only invite your closest friends to the apartment, right,
You don't know if I cass casual is over your
closest friends, right, Paul Darren and toilet Brian Robin. These
are the people that you'll let me people in your life.
Why don't they deserve a new toilet seed?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
You're right?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Why should I? Why should I sit on? Guy who
sold apartment to scaries toilet seed of fumes? I don't
want to sit there?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Fair enough? All right? Maybe I'll buy a toilet seat.
That'll be next week's project.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Do you want toilet Brian to fall asleep on some
other guys?

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Scary Angelo originally from New York, Joy and Florida.

Speaker 8 (48:00):
About the reference about the napons. You know my son napons.
It has a lot of nosebleeds and uh they actually work,
actually actually works. Yeah, hi fellas, you have a good day.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
All right? The nampons work for his son, God bless.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I love that you know what, right then and there.
It's I love the fact that you bring a product
that's obscure onto the podcast and one of our fellow
slices has experience with it and gives us their review.
I mean, it's well, you know what, you know why
that is right? Because I'm a man of the people,
man of the people. You are you're a name of

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the people, a nam a nampon, a nampon of the people.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
It's the Boy Podcast. All right, Okay, this thing is
still glitching on me.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
We're flowing. I like that, we're moving.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
We don't move it.

Speaker 10 (48:58):
Hey, guys, you missed the swim on slice time from DPNC.

Speaker 11 (49:01):
Here on a dust everywhere, it's most likely not abandoned.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Something has to kick the dust up, Okay, Luke Bryan.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Okay, I don't know country ye so, but I'm gonna
assume that.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
Yeah, that sounds like a country song, kick dust up,
kick dust up?

Speaker 26 (49:18):
On?

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Sure it is kick dust Up by Luke Bryan. Let's
see if that's the name.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Of the song.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
Of course it is, is it you then kicked dust up? Yeah,
it sounds like Ellen. See, Yeah, I'm gonna go with y.
Kick dust Up by Luke Bryan hilarious. Oh kick kick
the dust, up, kick the dust. Not exactly close close?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Okay, this is wrong. Here we go.

Speaker 39 (49:44):
Also from Slice, I'm Reggie was talking about when you're
driving and people don't thank you for letting them in.
I have a similar thing with tipping, so I don't
want to be one of the don't tip people to
the restaurants, so I always tip, but I hate when
they don't say thank you. It makes me want not
want to go to those places because I don't want
to be a not tip person.

Speaker 10 (50:05):
But if I don't get to thank you, it's like
what am I doing?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
The exact from the episode fixtures and they're upside down
inside out?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Okay Ross, oh, very.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Good, very good? Is wrong and he's using the the
Diana Ross music.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
Get what that's here?

Speaker 13 (50:33):
He goes, I'm so excited.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Okay, and now he's.

Speaker 15 (50:56):
That's great boy. Okay, I'm behind and all that stuff.
They had some mouth surgery done. Sign might town a
little weird anyway, Happy belation passed over. Oh I think
it's still going on and a Happy Easter, and I'm
just staying high. And I forgot I never would blame

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anyone that has an interior decorator. I thought too.

Speaker 41 (51:26):
You know, I don't even know if you're gonna get this,
because I think this is the week the big show.

Speaker 15 (51:32):
Anyway.

Speaker 10 (51:33):
Yeah, I look, if I was bougie.

Speaker 41 (51:36):
Rich, I definitely would have gotten an interior decorator to
help me with my apartment. So I don't blame anyone.
If you have the money, do it, because they got
an insight. They went to school for.

Speaker 11 (51:48):
That, they know, all right, guys.

Speaker 41 (51:53):
Yeah, relations on the baby and now I don't remember
the listener that had the baby, the one that had Luke,
the one with Mark, But then who's the one with
Cherry on the way, oh by I'm all mixed up.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
I don't know, all right.

Speaker 15 (52:11):
Anyway.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
Oh and about the lady that didn't hold the door,
Fuck you.

Speaker 18 (52:17):
Lady that don't hold the door, all right, love you guys.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
All right, fuck you.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Hey, scary. Let me ask your question. Yeah, interior decorator.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Interior decorator was designing your apartment and suggesting paint and furniture.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Did you question her or just let her go?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Like did you say, like, oh that's I don't want that,
or like did she say say, like you give any
recommendations you didn't like or was she a home run
every time?

Speaker 26 (52:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
No, I I actually had to nix some things. Now
this checks and balances in this relationship. Was it was
it the stuff on the shelf, the stuff on the shoes.
You didn't want things on the shelf, he said, you
didn't want shelves. Oh no, yeah, but now it looks
like I want to get like some kind of a
a display case for my awards and my old radios,
old timey radios. I don't want a shelf because shelves

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are just gonna collect, you know, out in the open.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Things on shelves collect dust.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I don't want that. If I can avoid it, that
would be amazing.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Let all the dust fall to the floor. Let the
bodies hit the floor. As they say, we still don't
know who sings that. It's disturbed.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Disturbed. You're right, Brooklyn boys.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
James.

Speaker 22 (53:32):
Miami Brody, wait a minute, excuse me, episode three six
seven for.

Speaker 8 (53:39):
Your brody, The earth is round? I thought it was rectangular?
What what years though? When I find out the earth
is round?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Drowning pool, by the way, body drowned?

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Arey not for you?

Speaker 8 (53:54):
James? My me again in the reference to going to space.
It's true. Think about it.

Speaker 22 (54:02):
If it's such a secret, I don't think everybody could
stay quiet all this time, Like Brodie's.

Speaker 8 (54:09):
Saying, two people can't keep a secret. You're gonna tell
me hundreds of thousands.

Speaker 22 (54:16):
Of people people on the news, it would have been
blown already, that they would have been blown.

Speaker 8 (54:24):
Yep, what does grind my gears?

Speaker 22 (54:27):
So he said, you're telling me in twenty twenty six,
I can't have a great conversation inside a supermarket or
outside without some interference.

Speaker 8 (54:38):
But we're having a perfectly well conversation from space with
the President of the United States. Nah, give me that service.

Speaker 13 (54:48):
What this is that.

Speaker 8 (54:51):
It can scary? You believe with aliens? Your girlfriend is
an alien? Did you forget already? You must have used
men in black flatsheet thinking.

Speaker 20 (55:02):
Are you that?

Speaker 22 (55:02):
Hey, you must have forgotten your girlfriend is the alien?
So Cord, you gotta believe in aliens exactly.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
I'm not going to go against her, and uh yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
Supermarkets are typically built like warehouses, with very heavy metal
ceilings to support a lot of weight and storage. That's
why when you're in like a target or a supermarket,
you don't always get good reception because of the metal
in the way of the roof that keeps you from
getting reception. Whereas out of space you've got the greatest

(55:36):
technology beaming a clear shot audio up to the up
to the rocket. That's if you were if you were
using that technology inside of a target, it probably wouldn't work.

Speaker 39 (55:48):
Of Brooklyn boys Ethan himself, Central Pennsylvania and Birdie and
Scary like, oh it's Brodie.

Speaker 18 (55:54):
In regards.

Speaker 42 (55:56):
Lawyers commercially, you ran, there is no way in hell.

Speaker 11 (56:00):
I'm hiring that firm that is getting off.

Speaker 42 (56:03):
Honest, it's buy here, pay here, vibes to.

Speaker 11 (56:06):
The moon now, I'm good path Nope, not happens.

Speaker 8 (56:11):
Thank you.

Speaker 16 (56:12):
Hello everyone, this is cute from all over the map.
Just want to say thank you for the quick shout out.
I feel the love, I feel the love. I am taken.
I've been with my man for ten years, love him
so much and ask for you scary. The number three
three three in the morning usually means that of someone
from the dead has come to see you and they're

(56:35):
just letting you know, Hey, they're here, they're okay.

Speaker 11 (56:37):
And they love you.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
That's awesome.

Speaker 11 (56:40):
I believe that thank you again.

Speaker 16 (56:44):
So I am into all that wul crap, and for me,
four four four usually tells me that something bad is
going to happen. I know a lot of people see
four four four as one of the grand numbers.

Speaker 11 (56:56):
But every time I.

Speaker 18 (56:57):
See four four four, and it happens a lot.

Speaker 11 (57:00):
Because I work for free tool a.

Speaker 16 (57:02):
Is some bullshit's gonna happen.

Speaker 18 (57:04):
And it's just an.

Speaker 10 (57:05):
Angel trying to tell you, Hey, like.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
You again.

Speaker 10 (57:12):
Scary by the goddamn toilet seat.

Speaker 16 (57:15):
Okay, don't you let anybody's booty be on that fucking
toilet seat. It takes five minutes to fix the toilet seat.
I'm thirty five. No, kid is extremely immature.

Speaker 11 (57:24):
If my ass can fix the.

Speaker 16 (57:26):
Toilet seat with minimal power tools, you can.

Speaker 10 (57:29):
And they're like fifteen bucks at home.

Speaker 16 (57:31):
Deep o boy, get your toilet sea.

Speaker 10 (57:34):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
I swear to God, no, no, you're you're right, all right.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
I thank you slices for making my mind. I got
a question, though, you gotta follow up. I swear to
God with something. I swear to God, I'm going to
punch you.

Speaker 5 (57:50):
You can't just go.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
I'm going to get a new toilet seat.

Speaker 19 (57:54):
Okay, that's fine, Reggie here, I just want you guys
to know that, spite every disgusting thing I have ever
called in and said it's a lot, I have never
changed the toilet seeds in anyhow or apartment I've moved into. Wow,

(58:15):
I never thought to do it, and now I am
officially disgusted with myself.

Speaker 22 (58:25):
Brooklyn Boys, Jame's Miami episode three sixty nine on the
toilet seat issue, Scary and the money you're gonna save
from that money they're giving you back, or that.

Speaker 8 (58:40):
You don't have to pay for your apartment because you're
gonna get it.

Speaker 22 (58:43):
You're gonna get it. They're gonna accommodate you. You could
get five toilet seats.

Speaker 8 (58:49):
This is hilarious. You guys are funny.

Speaker 12 (58:50):
I love you guys.

Speaker 8 (58:51):
Keep it up, Keep it up, Brooklyn boys, like, thank
you for life.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
Let me finish your sentence for him?

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Did you cut him a no?

Speaker 13 (59:00):
No?

Speaker 22 (59:02):
The time Red House, Brooklyn Boys, James, I mean episode
three sixty nine. Listen, guys respectfully, respectfully. When the fuck
are you guys gonna meet up and finally get into
a studio?

Speaker 26 (59:17):
Now?

Speaker 8 (59:17):
Can you go over Scary's red rule of pain? You know,
so you guys can record. I need you guys together again.
Come on, the pandemic is over.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I would love for b to stop by here.

Speaker 7 (59:32):
Scary, bring the Jingles, bring the Jingos, bring the Jingos, bring,
bring the Jingos, bring that Jingos, bring, bring the Jingos.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Everybody the Jingos.

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Bring, bring the Jingo. Scary, bring Jingos, bring Shingo ca.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, great, here's a jingle right
now for you with Sary and Brody.

Speaker 5 (01:00:04):
I was feeling that before the commercial.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
You felt that before the break?

Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
Yeah, you're vibing vibe check all right, duh, wow you
still have a bunch more here.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
It's okay. We're plowing through, plowing.

Speaker 43 (01:00:17):
Through Episode three sixty nine. Brody, why you're not gonna
hire him because he said your fault? That's racist, man,
I don't know what race he is.

Speaker 8 (01:00:34):
You said it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I don't know where he is.

Speaker 11 (01:00:36):
Oh, you guys are hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I love it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:39):
Bro Thank you James hired him. Man, he knows what
he's talking about. That guy.

Speaker 42 (01:00:44):
Yeah, that's gonna be I'm sorry, Brody, I think it back.
Don't hire him. All sorts of numbers. Oh you heard
the sacond Oh my god, that's hilarious. Oh man, that's
the thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
This Eastern Sunday that met my day, Brody, thank you.
I take it back again.

Speaker 22 (01:01:09):
Hire and Brody, hire him, e bikes, motorcycle bikes, scooters, everything,
all sorts of numbers.

Speaker 44 (01:01:17):
What these bulldogs are gonna tear that eyes out? And
on top of that, if you don't get paid, they
don't get paid. That sounds like a great deal to me.
And nobody getting paid. I don't get no money.

Speaker 45 (01:01:34):
Hell yeah, hire him all right, bulldogs, Brody, these lawyers
right here, these bulldogs, they're basically telling you were good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
You're walking up with.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
That great soda.

Speaker 44 (01:01:49):
You're getting paid all types of sodas, all types of numbers.

Speaker 19 (01:02:00):
That like thirty minute interview advertisement scary with the GLP one.

Speaker 18 (01:02:06):
I hope Brody got paid for.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
That he did.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
We're getting paid together for You're don't have to do
any work. It's fantastic, exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:02:15):
It's scary.

Speaker 21 (01:02:16):
As much as I love the Brooklyn Boy podcast, you
guys don't give us enough episodes a week for us
to sit around and listen to your GLP one interview
for this islam Brom already on the Big Show telling
Elvis oh, Brooklyn Boys still around, and you guys do
two episodes a week.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
We do lie yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
I was asked about how the Brooklyn Boys were doing,
and I said to him, I said, Elvis, I said,
we're doing well. Everything's great because you guys are still kicking.
I said, since twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
You know, you know, one way he could find out
if we're doing okay without asking you, he could listen.

Speaker 46 (01:02:54):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I invited him on the air. I invited him to
be a part of the podcast. No, I said, I said,
you've done everyone else's podcast. We want you on the
Brooklyn Boys. And he kind of skirted answering the question.
You know, I don't know if he genuinely wants to
be on. I mean, it'll be great to have him on.
I would love to have him on here.

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
But of us can only tolerate the Brooklyn Boys in
the studio so much, just so long before we drove
him crazy. I don't think he wants to put up
with this.

Speaker 8 (01:03:22):
By the way, Jamaica Rasta Beka, Florida.

Speaker 10 (01:03:27):
Said, Hey, Brooklyn Boys, this is Maria from Union City. Scary.

Speaker 24 (01:03:34):
I have to admit you were right, because in regards
to the reviews of restaurants from other states when we
go somewhere, because our local four point eight are actual
four point eights, and when you go to some place
like mass in Virginia, there four point eight is like
R two point five.

Speaker 10 (01:03:56):
It was terrible. Never go there, love.

Speaker 7 (01:03:59):
Y'all, and I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
I love the support in the background. That's what I'm
laughing at. I'm also laughing at Virginia. I was laughing
at the voice in the background.

Speaker 11 (01:04:07):
Brooklyn Boys, just DP from NC here. You're wishing y'all a.

Speaker 27 (01:04:11):
Happy Monday listening to a fucking new episode of Brooklyn Boys.
Just wanted to say, I spent my weekend out on
the lake camping in a tent.

Speaker 11 (01:04:20):
Are you scared of that yet?

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Scary?

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
They want to scary?

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
You just mentioned it sleeping outside or anything, your boozy ass.
But anyway, yeah, they kind of had a great time.
It was all fun of the game. So I flipped
the fucking kayak in like fifty degree water.

Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
You know who it is.

Speaker 11 (01:04:36):
But on a second note, I got some bad news, fellas.
I'm gambling again. It's bad. They got me back at
the black jack trator. It's okay to all made fifty
dollars profit.

Speaker 27 (01:04:45):
This time, I took two hundred dollars, willing to lose
it all because they had ten times with reward points
and I'm made fifty bucks when all said and done,
just an entire card membership.

Speaker 11 (01:05:00):
To get my free dessert. You know what I'm saying,
I'm losing money.

Speaker 25 (01:05:02):
They might as well let me get a free hotel.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Okay, fair enough, just watch it. Just know your limits, right.

Speaker 11 (01:05:11):
Brooking boys, y'all already know who it is from the
fucking background.

Speaker 27 (01:05:14):
Noise your boy DP here speaking about your dawn bloody
nose tampons.

Speaker 11 (01:05:20):
I would use it if I needed it.

Speaker 27 (01:05:22):
But my little brother, when he was younger, he could
blow his nose and it would just start bleeding.

Speaker 11 (01:05:27):
Everything he did calls nosebleeding. We would have killed to
have some of the motherfuckers back in the day.

Speaker 47 (01:05:33):
I mean this motherfucker would he see and bless? And
when you'all guys were talking about about two shirts. As
a welder, I have two types of two shirts. I
have the ones that I wear to work and I
have the ones I don't wear to work.

Speaker 11 (01:05:48):
That's it. And if you wear it the work, eventually
you just go it away because I end.

Speaker 27 (01:05:55):
Up brying the brand new shirt and like a couple
of weeks later, I have a car wrapping around my
neck and no shirt left.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:05):
The visual it really is.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
Oh dalla know who it is with the mother motherfucking
background noise.

Speaker 27 (01:06:11):
But first off, I just want to come in and say,
mister the winderful David Birdie, thank you so much for
being a true man of the people and never never
becoming a sellout to any company ever.

Speaker 11 (01:06:22):
Scary. Why the fuck would you make us listen to
a fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
K First of all, you're talking about our sponsors at
this point, and we can't have that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I'm sorry, I got to cut you off right there.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
These people pay for this airtime and they are supporting
the Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:06:42):
Well, these are clients that willingly and graciously.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
Actively want to support us. So I don't know what
you want to do. People, it's non negotiable. Let's stop
talking about this stuff, because you know, when Jimmy Fallon
goes to commercial, you don't complain about that. We're completingly
about the top Dog Law stuff. Top Dog Law was
probably one of the top spenders in radio broadcasting across
this country this past year. Thank God that they exist,

(01:07:12):
because we're not the guy who's commercial eye plate.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
He's not a sponsor. We move on, next caller, Please.

Speaker 46 (01:07:16):
Is the call there, high Brooklyn Boys. It's Melissa from Columbia,
South Carolina. I've been catching up on the Brooklyn Boys.
I'm really behind because I used to listen to you
guys when I did deliveries. Anyway, I wanted to I
wanted to ask guys to like, you know, he's up
on scary. He likes the finer things in life. And

(01:07:37):
if he wants to buy a couch for twelve million dollars,
let him do it. That's just him, that's just scary.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
That's just me. That that's I'm just being Miley.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
By the way, when somebody calls up that suite and
asks that nicely, I'm motivated to consider it.

Speaker 16 (01:07:56):
All right.

Speaker 20 (01:08:00):
Is Lisa from Delaware, commenting on episode three sixty nine
and the Little Tiny Pieces of Soap. Amazon actually sells
a little scrubber that you can put the soap pieces inside,
and then you have it inside the scrubber and your soap.

Speaker 11 (01:08:20):
You don't have to waste all your soap.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
No, I like that that's a handy dandy little thing
for frugal.

Speaker 12 (01:08:26):
Brodie hold on, hey Jones, oh what this is his
nig from Washington. This messages for you and your bougie apartment.
Imagine if you don't spend money on the second guest bathroom,
a lot of money and just buy regular regular shower curtain.

(01:08:46):
Just imagine how many beery t shirts you can buy. Yeah, oh,
my goodness, that's just wild.

Speaker 2 (01:08:53):
I don't want the mildew that and all the things
that a crew on a shower curtain liner.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
So they have so Amazon has soap exfoliation bags. You
put the little pieces of soap in the bag and
then you scrub with it and then the soap comes
through the mesh.

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Oohfoliating for soap bags.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Celast three.

Speaker 26 (01:09:20):
And another message to Kia Jones, Scara Jones only hold
on a second said you very barely surviving out there
talking about how things are expensive.

Speaker 12 (01:09:34):
Come on, your apartment building has a swimming pool, indoor
swimming pool, a wine pasting room, and you can rent
a movie peter.

Speaker 11 (01:09:44):
Room at your building.

Speaker 12 (01:09:47):
Paradough and my apartment apologies, I did hear a background
noise beeping. That was my peasant dinner, because you know
I live in Washington and gas is now five bucks
a gallon down here in hand horn moves straight, I guess.

(01:10:07):
But I hope you guys had a great easter and
I can't wait for more pickleable stories and other ship. Hey,
this is next from Washington. And again I know, please
don't acouci four angel numbers, Skiy Jones when you had

(01:10:27):
woke up on by yourself. I don't know about your
angel number of business, but I think you just got
to get you a prostate check a man, just get
you know, get your men's health in order, or get
your regular checkup.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Go with you, appreciate it. I'm gonna take that under advisement.
That's off. That's all, folks. That's all for this week.
Even let me be so, did you want to comment
on that before we go?

Speaker 30 (01:10:56):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:10:56):
I just I just thought it was hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
No, he was great.

Speaker 40 (01:10:58):
I like you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
We got a lot of new callers this week. You
said you wanted them. We've got a lot of new ones. Absolutely,
we got West Coast, we got Midwest. Now I'm headed
to Land.

Speaker 22 (01:11:09):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
We are on vacation this week. But here we are
on a Monday night doing his lifetime. But I am
headed to Delray Beach.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
Brody.

Speaker 4 (01:11:15):
It's, by the way, scary you're getting out of town.
We're recording this on Monday night, Yes we are.

Speaker 27 (01:11:19):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
What's today? In April April sixth? It's gonna be so
cold in the New York area on April seventh, Yes,
that the Mets.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Are moving the night game to the afternoon because it's
gonna be so frigging cold.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
So we're wondering, why the fuck I'm getting out of Dodge. No,
I'm just jealous.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
You're bastard.

Speaker 25 (01:11:39):
Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Thank you for your talkbacks. As always reactions, this podcast
depends on you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
Free Jaserver