The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #370

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys Podcast Slice Reactions.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
This podcast all depends on you, baby.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
That's right. It's Brooklyn Boys Slice Time for episode number
three seventy and beyond Slice Time meaning the episode about
the episode. David Brody, I'm Scary Jones.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
And as pointed out just now, I'm David Brody. And
this is an opportunity for our listeners, who we call
the slices because we talk a lot about pizza, and
this pizza and our logo, the slices our listeners to
give their opinion on what we talked about in the
last or previous episodes. This talkback feature on the Heart
radio app and you hit the microphone, you leave voicemail basically,

(01:01):
and we play them.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, this is talk about what you say about and
this entire episode is dedicated to that. So expect two
episodes a week from us, the main episode and then
this episode about the episode, the episode about the episode,
and I'm okay, you may hear some things that you know,
we'll see what you hear today. Well, you know, the
slices know us, so they talk to us like family.
If you're new to the podcast, welcome, thank you for

(01:24):
checking us out.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Okay, so we'll talk about this more on the Brooklyn Boys.
But this is the first week and a number of
people have noticed it that we put the Brooklyn Boys
podcast or had it put into the Elvis Duran on
demand podcast channel. So if you want to listen to
Elvis Duran's show, the Elvistran Morning Show, of course you'd
see everyone else's podcast for hours. But as of this week,

(01:47):
thanks to my nagging for two years, we've been added
to our listenership just for this one episode. Yeah, this
past three seventy doubled ye double boll.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
We hope to retain them. And so if you're new
you welcome aboard. Where have you been and today? And
if you don't like what you hear on this episode,
don't worry about it because there'll be a Brooklyn Boys
episode coming up later this week. Because these are this
is this, this is dedicated to the listeners. This is
this is weird. This is not about us, this is
this is some reason haven't listened to our podcast. You

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over three hundred and seventy episodes, Welcome Aboard. We normally
recommend going back to episode zero and starting from the beginning. However,
it's now three hundred and seventy episodes, so we recommend
maybe listening to the first ten and then jumping ahead
if you want. But you know you're not gonna get
all the jokes and references, but you'll get ninety nine
percent of them.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So welcome aboard.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
We're happy to have you. Right And every time you
see episode the Brooklyn Boys Slice time, that is the
episode about the episode. So here are our listeners, thank
you slices for your talkbacks on the iHeartRadio app this
week you I Thank.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
You is on his fifth vacation of the year, so
you may not get this talk back, but regardless, let
the bodies hit the floor.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Is drowning pool.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, I corrected myself, but probably right after you left
that message.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
FU should have waited before I hate you with that U.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
It was a drowning pool.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
No disturbed because I figured, you know, David Brody was
gonna follow up.

Speaker 8 (03:23):
I should have known he was gonna follow up.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
But whatever, we all knows. Drowning pole. Yeah, the bodies
at that HEO what iro was toys?

Speaker 9 (03:35):
I'm like, He's like, Chad bro I mean, have you
been listening all paying attentions? Matt, You've always said that
we're gonna be having a weekend wedding and I'm already
starting safe for it, right, So anyways that that that
question was answered anyway, scary regarding to angel numbers, just
to get just let.

Speaker 10 (03:55):
You know, full full full.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
In Chinese it means die die die, So never say
it from a Chinese person.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, you're kidding me, You're kidding me. Wait a minute,
what about I four were supposed to I see so
many women wearing four four four around their neck. They
have like the maid of like eighteen carrot gold. These
are angel numbers. These are supposed to bring you good luck.
In Chinese is die die die. I don't know about that.

(04:24):
My favorite song for men sink by the way, die.
I'm sorry, I di die and that was bye bye bye.
All right, no tubes attached?

Speaker 11 (04:31):
All right?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Are we fact checking Asian? Mike? But I guess we
are English translation?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Hold on, I'm looking all right, you yeah, yeah, you
know what it just it shows me the Chinese language.
That doesn't show me the English, doesn't. I trust him.
He's Asian.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Brooklyn boys, John, I'm your maleman from Long Island. Here, Brody,
I'm very disappointed. You're supposed to be my hard rough
brother over there. I fixed it, sharing the same music.
Love the pool left the bodies at the floor is
drowning pool. You're not disturbed, usturb. So I'm glad you
got that call back on that one. But as painful

(05:10):
as it is to say Brody was.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wrong, Yeah, but I appreciate he's talk back from him yet. No,
it's not. But he Brodie corrected himself, and but he
did second. He didn't leave a second talk back now
as has been back as has been Wait, what what's
that reference? I don't know, but it's about Becka from

(05:33):
Long Allen Becker.

Speaker 12 (05:36):
Brooklyn Boys, James Miami, episode three sixty nine, Slice time, Melissa,
I'm gonna have to disagree with you, ma'am. He cannot
buy a twelve million dollar couch if he can't take
our boy to a simple steak two hundred dollars steak dinner.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Let's round it up to two hundred.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Uh No, he cannot, Melissa.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Our boys carry needs to take Brody on a steak dinner.

Speaker 12 (06:04):
What I was gonna say is bring back the Jingles,
bring back the Jingles brand, bring back the Jingos.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, okay, bring back the Jingos. Bringing back the ja.
I brought one of them home. I brought one of
them home. It was the Spruce song Deuce, Oh good good,
very good.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
By the way, I spoke to Spruce today, he wanted
me to help him write a comedy bit. But by
the time I called him back, he was getting on
the train.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
He was going home.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
The number four does sound similar to the Mandarin word
for four, So just Mandarin, not all Chinese cultures. And
there's buildings in China. You know, some of our buildings
in America don't have a thirteenth floor. They don't have
a fourth floor, right, which seems weirder to me since
it's lower down to the ground.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
If you remember my former building, and I said it
on this podcast several times, that my former building didn't
have the number four anywhere in any of the floors.
So there was no four. There was no fourteenth floor,
and there was no twenty fourth floor because it can
number four.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's just weird that they're just numbers we made up
to help us count things.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Just yeah. I mean, in fact, it went from twelve
to fifteen because there's no thirteen either, So it went
floor twelve and then right to floor fifteen. It's just ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
What if the fire department was coming there and you're like,
I live on the fifteenth floor, and they run up
the stairs and then in the case to the counting stairs,
count staircases the floor exactly because it's too far from
the smoke to see the numbers on the wall before
you said.

Speaker 10 (07:28):
From CT Can I just say that's scary as a delightful,
endaring energy about him, He's like human decoration. Thank you,
quite frankly, I've never seen a man bridge the gap
between youthfulness and elderly so exquisitely.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Thanks for the compliment. I think that's supposed to be
a compliment for Donnie. That's a compliment. Yeah right, I'm
taking it as a compliment.

Speaker 13 (08:00):
And scary talking about American cheese on absolutely anything.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
American cheese is awful.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
It's classic, it's ship.

Speaker 13 (08:08):
I don't think anything even rather a nice piece of
Swiss or I mean I don't even like Swiss plains
Swiss melted.

Speaker 14 (08:16):
Yeah, American cheese goes on nothing better.

Speaker 15 (08:20):
Than some others.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, American cheese goes in the trash. I hate American cheese.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
I happen to like American cheese, especially on fries with gravy.
Absolutely or on a hamburger. Absolutely, No cheddar cheddar is better. No,
I like them both, though there's.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
A clear difference. Cheddar is real American cheese, American cheese
melted on a roast beef sandwich classic classic.

Speaker 16 (08:47):
Brooklyn Boy is Alex from Texas comment in on three
sixty eight.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
How do you do.

Speaker 16 (08:56):
About folding or crumpling? You mentioned people with their toilet paper?
Who the fuck gets up to wet their toilet paper
after they take a shit?

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Because I like the toilet.

Speaker 16 (09:07):
Do they just sit there and reach over to sing?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Or do they fucking dip it in the toilet? Oh
that's craw? Oh come on, man, No one does that.
That's nasty shit right there.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Also, if you do do that, don't call us and
tell us.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
See exactly, boy.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
MJ, I'm commenting on the athroom number three like everybody
else has.

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Anyway, Yeah, you have to.

Speaker 17 (09:32):
Get I hope you got the toilet seat right now?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Ben again, you guys are on vacation on the weak
shows a hurricane. I always got a toilet seed. I
moved about fifteen times in my life. Always got a
toilet seat. It might be a pain sometimes to screw
in on the bottom, but you try to get that.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
I'm in the new place. I have three bathrooms, and
I have three new toilet seats, none of the none
of the toilet by all of us. I did get
a third one the slices, and Brody pressured me to
make sure that all three toilet seats have been replaced
the previous owners. I asked, Ick is gone from my apartment?
All right, what's about it, bru?

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I mean he didn't want toilet Brian to fall asleep
on a skanky toilet seat exactly nothing but comfort.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
Hey, I'm Jason n J.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, just double checking.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Did you want to get the money back from the
five hundred dollars bullshit? Move out fucking feet fucking move
out bullshit?

Speaker 11 (10:31):
And you guys are still paying?

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Not guys, I mean, Scary was still paying the more,
you know, the facilities thing, the seeds and everything.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
Did somebody buy it?

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Did they get it sold?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
All right? Well, my my apartment's not sold yet, but
I did put a formal complaint in about my move
out fee. They took it under advisement. They said they
would get back to me. They haven't but you know
what they also haven't done. Get You know what they
also haven't done is cash the check. So I'm looking,
I'm watching, making sure, seeing what's up. Maybe that check

(11:08):
will conveniently get lost and then I could stop having
on it. No one's looking then, from ohigh one more time.

Speaker 18 (11:18):
I played pickleball today on the length of Mark April,
and it was hard. I was winded, Brady, give respect, yeah,
shit with heart. I just did two rounds, sure, with
hard respect.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
All right, Well, I love the sound effect in the background.
He's actually there on the pickleball court.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Listen, don't look at pickleball as smaller tennis. Look at
it as giant ping pong. Okay, let's move on.

Speaker 19 (11:49):
Hey, from Queen's here this week, I'm the one with
background noise because someone in an apartment.

Speaker 15 (11:55):
Above me is doing construction.

Speaker 19 (11:57):
Anyway, Brodie, there's nothing wrong with hiring people to put
stuff together or.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Hang stuff in his new place, thank you.

Speaker 15 (12:04):
Honestly, I would do the same thing.

Speaker 19 (12:07):
I know for a fact, I would not be able
to hang glass shower doors, or put together a desk or.

Speaker 17 (12:13):
Hang up a giant ass Tejamie that weighs more than
I do. So I would get people who know how
to do that shit.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
But he's a man, he's stronger than you, and.

Speaker 17 (12:20):
Why should Gary stress himself out figuring out how to
do that shit? Right when he has enough stress, he
has to figure out how to properly display his Peter
Malar Brooklyn Gray twenty five dollars peanut butter, his LimeWire
washed whatever, toilet seat, and his expensive ass squeaky shoes.

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Like that's stressful enough trying to figure out how to
properly display his booginess.

Speaker 15 (12:47):
He doesn't have time to put shit together.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well, that's a backhanded compliment. I spoke too soon, and
Theory couches A definitely spoke too soon. I thought that
was going to be the feel good talk back of
week for me, but I guess not. It feel makes
Scary feel like shit. I will say that the that
would be lime wash, not lime wire, and you wind

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blought lime washed walls not toilet seats. It's a painting technique.
It's so boogy.

Speaker 8 (13:16):
Hey, guys, Vinny from Brooklyn here, Uh, scary Brody. I'm
sorry I'm gonna do this, but if you guys were
talking about something on the radio this morning about brojol.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yes you are.

Speaker 8 (13:26):
I just want a little fun fact morning.

Speaker 20 (13:29):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Most of us here in the States refer to brajol
as a man's thing, okay, but in Italy it's actually
a female's The word is feminine. And uh, if you
don't get it, turn it sideways and look at it
from the end.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was today years old.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
No way, I'm gonna keep forgi of you, of any
because that one is good.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
That's my mind. Blow is blown right now. If you
look at the.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Ordering a brush all tonight, if is alone.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Going for the brush all hole marking.

Speaker 13 (14:07):
On sofo ju brodi and Scary sixty six where we're
scary says well.

Speaker 21 (14:14):
What I say to that is go find a job
where you can negotiate your PTO. We're going to a
five hundred billion dollar company where once you get your
twenty five day PTO mark, which is like ten years,
I think after working you don't get a single day more.

Speaker 13 (14:27):
Even if you work thirty years, forty years, doesn't matter.
Twenty five days. Once you get that twenty five day mark,
that's it.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
So it's not that easy, all right, all right, it ain'ty,
It's not easy.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, one's week's vacation is fantastic. I know people that
get one or two weeks vacation a year, so five
is still pretty good. It's not thirteen or fourteen like Scary.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
I know people get that. All right, we're off to
a roaring start with Scary.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
And Brodie that we're back.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Thank you for your talkbacks. Love that if you're just
joining us. Wait a second, people, don't just join us
in the middle.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
A reminder that if you're new to the Slice time world,
you can always hit the little microphone on the iHeartRadio app,
leave a message, a thirty second message and let us
know what you think about what we talked about.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
No, but wait a second. Usually press play in the beginning,
and then you get all the messages up front. It's
not like they're just tuning in like we're like a
live stream. This is not a live stream. We went
through a tunnel in the train and this is this
is an on demand. Maybe they weren't paying attention. The
phone was on the music multitasking this podcast. This podcast
stops and starts at your discretion.

Speaker 22 (15:35):
This is not a streaming being all right, let's continue.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Somebody's playing our own audio back to us.

Speaker 23 (15:48):
Okay, little John, guys, mister reference.

Speaker 24 (15:53):
Here.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I didn't hear that I was too low low Get low,
Little John.

Speaker 25 (16:00):
Heybody Scarce Joe from California. Joe, channel my inner Brody
here by playing you some clips of these voicemails that
I keep getting, Oh Jordan, scammers trying to give me
money or whatever. They all have basically the same voice
with different names. Companies and phone numbers are all different,
but the voices are pretty much the same. So I'll

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play them for you.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Hey, this is Eleana Ruiz and.

Speaker 17 (16:28):
This is actually encourage you follow up call from the.

Speaker 26 (16:30):
Financial Review office over at Summit Lending Solutions.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Actually, this is ANASTA and I'm hoping.

Speaker 15 (16:36):
That finally connect way.

Speaker 10 (16:39):
I'm calling from the.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Offered Terminations office over a clear.

Speaker 11 (16:42):
Path winning yea.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Calling from the back tech help office.

Speaker 12 (16:47):
I wanted to reach you directly because your case just
hit a critical deadline.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, oh critical deadline? Yeah, well, I mean the different
companies else, I will say they will get better in time.
They will. You don't think so? I I think for sure.
You know, we look back at it three to five
years at this time, you know, we'll just say you
don't think so too. You you seem in disbelief. No, no,

(17:17):
I think I think you're gonna get like people. You're
gonna have to have trouble. You're gonna have trouble deciphering
who's a real human being. That's how good AI is
going to get. Okay, Pink, it's only in its infancy.
What trouble? Okay, Brooklyn Ball.

Speaker 27 (17:35):
Listen to the Last Life sign up and Prody said
Scary's new guest costs five thousand dollars, and Scary Camp
talking Scary. Please, for the fucking love of God, please
tell me you didn't pay five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I did not. Oh my god, I'm seriously I'm sick
of brutal, bloated, bullshit jokes. Brodie's like making Joe so
I some sometimes I just gloss over them in the
interest of time.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Okay, So yes, No, it was not said he didn't
pay five thousand. He didn't say he didn't pay more than.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
It was less than far less than that, Okay, more
than three thousand, less than that. I gotta go. Okay,
broke the boys Paul again.

Speaker 27 (18:23):
Listen, man, I really hope him five thousand dollars.

Speaker 28 (18:26):
I did it.

Speaker 27 (18:27):
And on top of it, he had to pay to
put it together. Oh shit, five thousand dollars, that's what
you paid.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
No, you have to put it together. Don't put in
my mouth.

Speaker 27 (18:38):
I can't even get at full desk already put together
from that much money.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Where the fuck are you buying?

Speaker 6 (18:44):
You ship?

Speaker 4 (18:45):
No wonder you start to have trouble with the money?
Oh shit, all right.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I didn't. I'm gonna tell you the truth. I didn't.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Scary is gonna pay someone on a thousand dollars to
defend him in the next episode or put or put
the desk together?

Speaker 26 (18:58):
So scary?

Speaker 24 (18:59):
Why is hell of it?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I saw Jan's podcast, but can't get on your guys?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Is you know? It's a great question, which I confronted
him with on the air. I asked Elvis, I said,
when are you going to be on our Brooklyn Boys podcast?
We've had a standing invite since twenty seventeen, We've and
I don't know he's been ducking us.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
He's saving us for the save the best for last.
By the way, it's guys, guy a postrophe.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Do you think that he's you know, he's afraid we're
going to trap him somehow? Or I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Maybe he's afraid it's g u y s apostrophe And.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
I find this pretty interesting. Do you want to respond?
You want to respond to that, Dad Brody.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I think Elvis is amused by us, He enjoys us
in moderation. I don't think he thinks he would fit
in with what we do here. And I'm I understand
that Elvis is not the vibe of this podcast, and
that doesn't that's not a bad thing. I just think
we're obnoxious and loud and slapstash and he's not animal

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find and he's funny, but not in the way we are,
at least this podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
He's a deep thinker, Yeah, we're not. You know, he's
a a well, I mean he's very you know, he
likes to, you know, philosophically, like he loves he loves
to really get into deep, deep topics and things sometimes.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
And I just don't think Elvis would because I don't
think Elvis thinks he'd be comfortable with the with our
vibe on this podcast, whereas like in person, he's we
get along all of us great, we all joke around,
but in the vibe of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, I
don't think Elvis would feel like he would would add
to what we do, and I'm fine with that. I
understand why he go on Dondhie's podcast. She's more of

(20:48):
a laid back conversational podcast and this is more like a.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Par the humor.

Speaker 15 (20:56):
You know, on the last episode, you both said you
PC code.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
H oh, it's UCP code? Did we say UPC? No?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
No, it's no, no, no. UPC is redundant to say code.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh oh oh oh oh, Well wait a second, is
it UPC or UCP now? Now now wonder.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Mssed UPC is a universal product code. So I should
not have said you don't know.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
On the last episode you both said UPC code.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Okay, I apologize. That won't happen again.

Speaker 13 (21:30):
Range Canal Soufflo Jude episode about Scary talking about how
nature pulled up a sign like are you single? I
think that ship works all the time, especially with like,
you know, millennials, because it's like reminds them of those
like Hallmark movies you know that come out every season
and ship like that. So I think it's totally a

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good move to do because they already know each other.
It's so update, especially I like there's eyes going around
like she wanted to make a movie.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
They wrote a song. They actually made a sign for
her and said will you go out with me? Would
you like to have dinner sometime? And they put it
in the window permanently. It was like it's on big
It was in a big like choice, you know, but
anyone could see that no, no, no, right, but it
was faced at her window. She's right across, like right across.

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So for the next three weeks she had her lights
off in the apartment and was ducking around and refused
to show her face. She recently came back to life
a couple of days ago, but I saw her in
the in the apartment. I looked over. I'm like, oh,
this she is. She's in her kitchen. Maybe she thought

(22:41):
you put the sign up, that's why she's hiding.

Speaker 26 (22:44):
Perhaps Reggie here, I'm always trying to get coworkers and
friends to listen to your show, and recently my coworker Hector,
shout out to you.

Speaker 15 (22:56):
Hector said he was a.

Speaker 26 (22:59):
Boys and then he asked me, do they have anything
to do with that ninety two point five show with Elvis.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Durant ninety two point five, Well, it could be another
city that they're listening to us on and so yeah,
that we have everything to do with that. I mean,
at least I do. Brody, maybe not so much. Maybe
he used to Oh, when you play my phone taps,
that's true. A connection to the past. Well you do
some of the sentences that so.

Speaker 15 (23:28):
Much about it.

Speaker 26 (23:28):
I had to correct, but I started by saying, Scary
is the producer and David Rose Brody used to be
the comedy writer and now together executive producer, are doing
this podcast. So hopefully he's tuning in now stop listening
to this, hector, start at zero, go back to zero.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, welcome, hector, Thank you. We could use your support.
You know, everybody's a numberhere.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
You listened on ninety two point five if you're a
coworker of unless he's a coworker at another.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
City, that's exactly what I'm thinking. Yeah he is, I'm
assuming there. Brodie.

Speaker 26 (24:07):
Remember a few years back when you were talking about
how annoying it is when you're at like a fast
food restaurant drive through window and they asked you to
pull up ahead, like and wait for the food outside wherever.
So I was just at a dunkintonas and she asked
if I could back up and drive back to the window.
She's like, you know, like go back and forth just

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a few times until your drink is ready.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh, just so she would, I see, so the sensor
would pick up that the car was rolling and pick
up motion, because if the car has stopped, then they
might feel like, you know, someone's gonna get busted that
they they're not moving fast enough. Hey, speaking of that
particular thing that irks me, my friend Eric Nagel, who's

(24:52):
on the It's Eric Nagel podcast because you know, he
had to be it's his show and it's his name, Uh,
called me a couple of days ago and asked me
to be on the latest episode of the Itseric Nago
podcast to add to their conversation because his co host
got upset because he was asked to pull up at
McDonald's and he was ranting about it. So they called

(25:13):
me to add to the conversation about how upset I get.
So if you want to hear me on the Inseric
Nagle podcast ranting about pulling up at the drive through.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Uh you can, you can, Uh, you can do that.

Speaker 29 (25:24):
So excuy body body, scary rocket Sea for the buns
over there, totally right about the audio error coming up,
and every talk back and goes bike for like on
that on the second at each time in the beginning,
and I know it's not now your system, but she did.
Who was one million dollars? I think, who cares your

(25:47):
fucking money? Do what you want with an oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's a burp and everyone, yeah, sorry about that. There
is a burp every time we started talk back. You
hear it? Yet click, I hear it. Why is that?
That is the prom That is the talkback program that
is provided to me by the fine folks at iHeartMedia.

Speaker 19 (26:05):
Hey, bricomoys, Jamie from Queen's here.

Speaker 23 (26:07):
You guys are talking about the security process with the
door people insecurities new building. I live in a condo
complex and we have the same thing. Each building always
has a door person. And let's say you live there
and you order food or your friend is coming by.
The door person will call you to announce them and
get the okay to send them up. But you can

(26:29):
preapprove people so they don't need to call you and
the person can be.

Speaker 15 (26:34):
Just sent up.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
That would have been nice. Yeah, we don't have that.
There's extra security here, all right? Number out of me down. Okay,
here's another one from number another one from number three seventy.
Let me speak to the fucking representative.

Speaker 30 (26:51):
Yes, hi, this is how they're for Michigan. I just
wanted to have comment on episode three seventy about returning thing.
My grandpa I think about one.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Pair of shoes his entire life, and every time they
would get worn out, he would just take him back
to Sears or J. C. Pennies wherever he got him from,
and they replaced him all the way up.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Until the day he died.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Now I know that, you know that was a long
time ago.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
But hey, welcome boy's Jamesy. She got cut off, she
got cut off? Well, yeah, I mean some people did that.
My aunt Millie notorious for doing that. My grandmother, Grandma Nancy,
love to return stuff and they would just take it back,
take it back. And you wonder why these these department
stores are going under? You know they're following for chapter eleven.

(27:41):
O wonder why a lot of them are That's a
very good one. I like that. You have to wonder
why they're out of business. I mean because Bamburgers would
and Alexander's took back everything.

Speaker 23 (28:05):
Hey, rocod Boy's Jamie for Queen's One Last Time.

Speaker 11 (28:08):
Scary your excuse for.

Speaker 23 (28:10):
Not giving Brody credit on the air when you said
even if not even was ooh, well, Broody has been
here in years.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
People don't know job.

Speaker 23 (28:21):
Since we do have to be named specifically to still
get credit, can't you just say my friend always says this,
or my body always says that.

Speaker 17 (28:31):
He's still getting the credit for his phrase without his
name being mentioned.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
I suppose I'm okay with that of you.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
I would have preferred that to then just taken credit
for it yourself and acting like it was your brilliant
idea when that's my mantra.

Speaker 31 (28:46):
Scary Brody, how's it going, Brody?

Speaker 24 (28:49):
Scary?

Speaker 31 (28:50):
Lord of Enjoyment here from Instagram Place for Life. About
the spam calls, the reason they keep calling forever. It's
not even it's not even a real phone, maybe not
even a real human.

Speaker 17 (29:00):
It's a computer program.

Speaker 31 (29:02):
They can just generate endless phone numbers forever, as long
as they know there's a real human there. So if
you ever answer a phone call or you hit the
ignore button, they know it's a real phone line that's active.
They'll keep calling. A Lord of enjoyment here again in
part two. I used to get blasted with the same
phone calls. So all you have to do is let

(29:22):
every single one of those calls ring out, don't hit ignore,
and don't answer for like two months and that'll decrease it.
And then I also signed up for an app called
Cloaked and you do their paid thing whatever. After like
two three months, the calls will like decrease close to nothing.
It deletes all of your data for your phone number
and your address off of the data broker's lists.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Love it, love it. You know, I actually subscribe to that,
to that theory because I've started just letting them go.
If I don't know the number, just let it go,
go go. Who cares? Okay, very nice, Thank you, Lord
of Enjoyment. That was a that was very enjoying, a
lot of enjoyment.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I like the Lord of enjoyment by anything to get
these idiots to stop.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Okay, we'll be right back. Thank you for your talkbacks again.

Speaker 15 (30:08):
The Brooklyn Boys podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Kay will be right back, and all right, let's continue on, Brodie.
We have a lot of talkbacks this week. I wonder
if some of the last few were some new listeners
commenting on their first Enjoyment is new first episode of
the Brooklyn Boys. He didn't sound like it, but nobody
has said, oh, I've never listened before. Now I'm waiting
for that. The lord of Enjoyment is a fan that

(30:30):
has been here for a while. I don't think a
new listener who has never heard a slice time would
know to leave a talkback. Well that's true, but they'll know.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Now, Brooklyn Boys, John, your mailman from Long Island here scary.
You're killing me. Brother, You're out here talking about not
wanting to be called bougie. You're saying that you're a
single guy, you don't have family around.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
And all that.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
And brother, you've been dating the same woman for almost
seventeen years. Yeah, you can't be going around saying that
you're single and that you don't have family and all that. Well, no,
I mean I'm gonna When I first heard that you
were getting a new apartment and a bigger space, almost
double the space, I'm like, I'm waiting for it. I'm

(31:15):
waiting for him to say, you're finally deciding to settle
in with Robin. You guys are going to move in
together and start your lives together. It was almost kind
of hinted, but at this point I'm actually convinced that's
not going to happen. And it's actually quite hilarious, like
you are flaunting how you got this big old space
with all this extra.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Room, which, by the way, she's already you know, she
has four drawers here and and and and her own
side of the bathroom, her own sink and everything.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I mean four draws and beats tentage all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Twenty years ago. No, yeah, but you know, honestly, you know,
you live your life. I live mine. Don't don't tell
me how to you know, you know everybody, no, no, no, no,
I'm sat here a little bit.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Of uh and Scary's defense now that I've been to
the apartment, he does not have a room for anyone
to live.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Thank you Bill. He's filled that ship up to the
brim so much so he's trying to throw shit at
me to sell for him because he's out of room.
A room, he's out of room, out of in his
living room already filled. He's got tables on tables, stacks
on stacks, he's got chairs on chairs, his second bedroom.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
It's a clutterfuck. Thank you Radio equipment and boxes. Robin
found four draws. It's a fucking miracle because he barely
has any laws either.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Yeah, everybody, yeah, everybody, back off. This is a guy
who's walking closet is separated by quarterly, the months of
the year, the quarters of the year, based on his weight.
He's got shirts for every size of his body. There's
no room for anyone else to live there. Sorry, all right,
we're out of space.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Yes, and Robin is not coming. She's still stuck in
her normal city apartment.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Don't say's stuck. I mean she's she's happy there. She
does what she wants to do. You don't know not
anything about my relationship.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Listen, I'm no scariest to know. You don't want to
live with them exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Let's continue on with it.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
And Robin is not coming. She's still stuck in her
normal city apartment. It reminds me of the time that
I got takeout from my wife and I and they
decided to give me a drink per meal, and my
stupid ass decided, you know what, I like a diet coke.
I got two of them because I get a drink
per meal. I didn't even think, oh wait, maybe I

(33:28):
shouldn't make one for me and my wife. And when
I got home, she pointed it out. It was very funny.
It's the same it's the same thing as your situation,
except much much more expensive and much much worse.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
He's a judgment, he said. He said he wasn't judging me,
but he's judging me.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
What he's saying is your bedrooms are like the free sodas.
He got both of them fro himself, and you got
both bedrooms for yourself.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Right, But I'm not. Yeah, But the thing is, if
you're living with somebody, first of all, you share a bedroom.
The second bedroom is always for a guest. This bedroom
is not a bedroom. This bedroom's ninety percent studio, ten
percent guests. Because you know what's gonna happen, whether whether
Robin was living with me or not, this second room
would turn into what it's going to probably turn into,

(34:15):
and that is every fucking guest on rotation trying to
stay here for the crash for the weekend and so
they don't have to pay money for a hotel. And
we're talking about five I named five or six people
out loud to several of my friends who I know
are gonna be the biggest culprits of trying to stay
here and crash and and so. And now let's add

(34:37):
Brody the mix because he wants to use my fucking pool.
So let's you and your balcony to walk my dogs.
You're outdoor. That the outdoor space. Yeah, I love that.
So honestly doesn't matter. One bedroom, two bedrooms. The second
bedroom is always going to go to guests. Now, you know,
there will be a sofa bed in here, but we're
not going to make it too comfortable. We're not. We're

(34:58):
not getting lamps or side or bullshit. It just happens
to be an in sweet bathroom in here with a shower. Okay,
that's that. There's there's a TV on the wall, and
and maybe there'll be a there'll be a bed that
pulls out of the sofa, and that is it. You're
not going further. And I'll say about here's what I'll
say about the bedroom. I want it to be slightly
by the way. I want it to be slightly uncomfortable

(35:19):
for anybody.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Think your bed your beds of queen size, right, yes, yeah,
could not fit a king sized bed in this room.
So although the apartment is beautiful, he does not have
king sized bed space. He's got enough for like a
person and a half to be in that. If I
find whoever I was, I would not want to live
with Scary if I have live in that room and
share that size room. So Scary did well for himself.

(35:41):
He got a room that's visitable and get out able.
You do not want to live you know what I'm like, Oh,
this is my my half of a bit. There's not
a bedroom with something.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Enough to entertain in the entertained area and have a
third bath third bathroom for the shit are so something
that I'll never have to go to. So that's good
for guests. If you want to come over and hang
out his apartment and take it, take it and take
a dump. It's perfect.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Yeah, perfect apartment. If you want to, like have like
ten friends come over and and hang out in the
on the balcony or in the living room, open floor
plan area. Fantastic. You've got two bedrooms to choose from. Fantastic.
You want to you want to live there? Not gonna happen,
Not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Well, he continues, it's the same thing as your situation,
except much much more expensive and much much worse. Uh, scary.
You got a family man, Yes, I understand you guys
are not married.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
No, I do have a family.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
I cannot believe that Robin is not moving in. You
got this whole other extra room that you're saying you're
dedicating to your whole studio. You can easily do it
a studio for you in half closet for I love
you guys, but at this point, embrace the booziness.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Okay. Now, secondly, the the the closet in this second room,
which is supposed to be a bedroom, right, So it's
a closet. Is all my linens is all going to
be some of the you know, a lot of the
memorabilia of some of the that I couldn't get rid
of from my storage unit. Remember that where I was
paying like fucking bargold one hundred dollars a month for storage.
Well now some of that stuff has got to live

(37:08):
in this damn closet. So there's not a lot of space.
Brodie's right.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Does your master bedroom face the same side as your
second bedroom?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
No? It it faces the opposite way.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Yeah, I'm surprised you made the studio. You didn't make
it your master bedroom in because I would the lead
want to wake up every morning with that view.

Speaker 22 (37:26):
The last owner, the last owner had this as the
primary bedroom because of the view of the Empire State
Building in the skyline, which is I No, I did
not because this bathroom has the shower with the tub,
So no, thank you, my master bed.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I like to get out of bed in the morning.
It's more important to walk into a shower that's just
a shower stall, a big ass shower stall with no tub.
So this is That was a deciding factor. Otherwise I
was going to make this the primary bedroom. You know
what you could have done. The view is not important
to me. I wake up in the morning, I like to.
But I'm sitting here right now when I'm doing this
podcast with you. That's important to have the view. I'm

(38:06):
staring out the window right at the Empire State Building
right now, and I'm thinking about all the people were
broadcasting to So what.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
I'm what I'm thinking inspiration a nominal fee. You could
have ripped out the tub, put in a walk in shower,
and then had the view and the shower.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
It makes the house less sellable for the future because
a lot of times people will.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Have to walk in showers. Nobody needs a tub.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
That's not true. Families need tubs. And this is this
would be a two bedroom usually goes to would be
bought by a family. Let me ask you a question.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Yeah, when you have an apartment at the level price
wise of your apartment, you think someone's gonna buy an
apartment like that and not spend five hundred dollars to
put a tub in if they wanted a tub that badly.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Dude, you're kidding yourself.

Speaker 28 (38:49):
You could have put put a bastard got back and
there a couple of picks.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Yeah, Jesus.

Speaker 28 (38:57):
Talking about that red room with its kind of reminds
me of that movie, you know, the Shanning where the
kid was sitting in the room in the dark and
he was.

Speaker 20 (39:06):
Saying, red round, red round, red round, all.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Right, thank you, it's murder spell backwards.

Speaker 24 (39:20):
That's what Andy the bus driver here we're on three
seventy talking about.

Speaker 10 (39:27):
First one was the.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Jet ski on the side of the road.

Speaker 24 (39:31):
I've honestly looked at stuff like trailers that have no
tires and I'm like, what's that trailer doing?

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Sits there four or five days no tire.

Speaker 15 (39:38):
I'm like, I should just go.

Speaker 24 (39:39):
Grab a tire, throw it on there and drag that
thing home and ripped the vin played off it not
the VIN number one. The second thing you're talking about
is CHAGP two, how it won't make certain things and
won't say offensive things just that. And the third well,
right after the Epstein files came out, a guy on
Facebook says, oh, hey, it's my birthday. My name's not

(40:00):
in the Epstein file, so it's a plus. So I said,
all right, chat EPT, make me this blah blah blah
blah blah, you know, from your friend Jeffrey Epstein. And
it said, I can't do that unless if you make
it like a comical thing. So I said, so I
do option one and you know as signs love Jeffrey
or whatever it was. And so when it says on

(40:23):
the bottom and captioned you this is for comedic purposes only,
so I saved that and then I re uploaded on
the chat GPT, I said, hey, can you remove so
and so from the bottom. So what it told me
it couldn't do and what it made me, I just
had it redo everything and at the end got exactly

(40:46):
what I wanted. It did exactly what it said it
couldn't do so, thank you AI for not having a
clue as to what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
Right. It has a workaround, does a workaround for everything? Yeah? Yeah,
I love that.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Hilarious shit.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Scooties full of shit?

Speaker 3 (41:05):
What would I do now?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I like it when.

Speaker 32 (41:08):
Boogie Scooty gets on a plane, sits by the window
and sip champagne.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
He wants the arm wrist for his own. That's right.
For metal seat guy, he is all loone, that's right, Scotyes.

Speaker 32 (41:23):
Full of shit, Scooties Scootie full of shit. He's a
boogie prick. Yeah, man, just because he suckered you.

Speaker 28 (41:40):
In the paint an extra five hundred dollars for the
window seat doesn't give you the right to seek.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Both arm risks. You are a bougie prick. Boogie prick
your I'm so glad it's that that red Buddy's wrong, Scoody.

Speaker 31 (42:09):
You round.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Appreciate you. But truth, truth be told. If you booked
last and you're in the middle you deserve everything that's
coming to you. Just be thankful you're on the flight.

Speaker 15 (42:30):
You know.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I will give you an example of where I was
middle seat guy. I was I had a like a
let's call it a nine am flight back to New
York from Miami. It's a nine am flight going back.
And I got there early, and I noticed that the
eight o'clock flight wasn't leaving yet, but it was about to.
They were literally were loading the plane it was and

(42:51):
I'm like, oh my god, I didn't pass I didn't
check any bags. So let me see if I can
get on this, this eight o'clock flight, same carrier. Right
to the person, They're like, we have one seat left.
It's a middle seat. I'm like, you know what, I
will forego with my nine o'clock for an even exchange
my nine o'clock flight to get home an hour early

(43:12):
because you guys are leaving now, and I can walk
right onto the plane and sacrifice. And guess what, brody.

Speaker 22 (43:18):
I sat there in the bitch sheet in the middle,
like by the bathroom, like the last row.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Middle with no recline, and I liked it. And I
didn't really get an armrest, but I was thankful. I
was grateful to be there because they accommodated me. Because
those are the people that take the middle seats the
last minute, motherfuckers. So you can't just get all the
privileges on the middle seat because nobody chooses the middle seat.

(43:46):
They just end up there because something happened, And so
those people should be grateful that they're on the flight.
And as I was that morning, that's the best way
I could put it. All Right, let's continue, shall we?
All right?

Speaker 14 (43:58):
Surelie just was listening to episode three seventy and Oliver
heard Scary saying that he can't mention Brody's name on
the Big Show because he hasn't been there for years. Okay, well,
I was listening to the Big Show, I think it
was Thursday or Friday show, and Scary said he had
a complaint about a loud friend that he had lunch

(44:19):
or dinner with, and he mentioned Brodie's name. Kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, we'll talk more about this on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Let's not that's saved that stuff for DMS for me?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Right, Well, you know unload, Yeah, Brodie, I know Brody's gonna.
Brody's cocked and ready to shoot on that one. And
don't think I didn't know that that was coming. Don't
you think that I already know every time anything is
mentioned on the Big Show that it's gonna it's gonna
end up somehow like people hear it and people talk. Yeah,
and I know Brody's gonna find out. Yeah, episode three
seventy one of the Brooklyn and you are allowed to talker,

(44:52):
but we're not going to talk about it here, but
you are allowed scary.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
By the way, we'll talk about a scary same And
it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Me, And it wasn't me. Who your name out? I
said anonymously, and it was somebody else who went for
the joke. Nope, oh no, no, no clip they actually yep,
they they actually cornered me into saying who it was.
But continue, all right, we move on. We'll play the clip.
I have it.

Speaker 11 (45:14):
Hey, Brody and Scariest Maddie from Queen's Scary. You and
your friend are disgusting. How dare you can jone him
sleeping on an air mattress and returning it?

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
That is horrible.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Well at the time.

Speaker 11 (45:26):
Now the next person gets a used mattress and or
it gets salvage and everyone pays for it. When companies
take back damaged merchandise and used merchandise like you claim
every retail and does it, what do you think pays
for them? Not the company, preach, Hey Brody and scariest
Maddie from Queens again. Scary You're just hilarious today. You

(45:51):
said you can't give Brodie credit for even as an
even everybody. However, you went and threw him under the
bus and said you have lunch with him and called
him a loud talking You had to shush him on
the restaurant because he embarrassed you so much because he's
so loud. And you see his name out there so
that you can name him for yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Okay, we'll stop there. You know, I don't want to
deal with this here. No, no, we're not talking about that. Boys. No,
Maddie the mattress, Okay, I didn't. It wasn't my idea
to do it. It was his money, his mattress. But
I resolve him. I was. I was in awe though
that he was able to pull that off. And then
I think about all the disgusting things people have returned

(46:35):
before and got away with it, so and good. Yeah, well, listen,
I just returned a shell. I tried to return a
shelf to be an h photo because I didn't need it,
and they were like, we'll just give you the refund
and Uh, just throw it away. That's what they told me.
They said it's going to cost more for me to
ship it back that it's worth.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Yeah, Amazon does that. Sometimes A little secret is on
and I'll talk more.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
About it if you have to.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
If you have to return two T shirts sometimes, right,
if you return two of them at the same time,
they'll give you a QR code to bring it to
Whole Foods or Staples or whatever to drop it off.
But if you return one shirt, a lot of times
they'll say, eh, just keep it because it's not worth
it to them for the one shirt. But if you
do two or three shirts, they'll take them back. So

(47:24):
if you have two shirts to return, do them separately.
Lit'tle Brody Tipper.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
We'll be right back podcast. All right. I do have,
by the way, getting back. Okay, she's not done yet.
It's actually her. What's what's going on? Berdie?

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Before the commercial break, we were talking about returns. I
do have a ten percent sketchy return that I did today.
They'll talk about on the Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 15 (47:51):
Thank you again enough for not saying gandhi show was
boring less? What was it last week? I mean, her
show is in entertaining but I feel like The Brooklyn
Boys is way more entertaining than the Randi Show or
any other freaking show they have on there. I mean,
come on, people, the backstory again, not to talk shit

(48:12):
about them, but better but you're.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Talking about them. We support every show in the Elvis
Duran Network podcast network, and listen, there's an ads for
every chair. I mean, truth be told. There are a
lot of people that listen to Gandhi's podcast or Serial
Killers that can't stand us. I've heard that before, Like
el Us, there's there's you know, it's a different it's
a different cup of tea. You know, it's a different

(48:37):
sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
I listened to in New York a radio station called
w f a N, which is the biggest sports station
in America. And you know they take a lot of
phone calls, right, People will call up the let's say,
the afternoon guy and go, I just want to tell you,
I think your overnight guy's an asshole.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
He's terrible.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You understand, we all work together, right, we're not in competition. Right,
So if you want to say, you know what I've
heard other podcasting joyos wants, but don't call it me
and be like I hate this right, yeah, like.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
These are people, these are these are my friends.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
But okay, you know, I'm just saying just just you know,
we we appreciate the compliment, but not at someone else's
expensive Really what I'm saying, you know what I mean?

Speaker 15 (49:12):
I do agree with Scary. Oh you again, obviously I
do agree with Scary. I don't think the Slice time
should be on there, but it could be a way
to promote the Slice Time. You know, after every show
you can just say, you know, listen up next week
for Size time. Make sure you go to our Brooklyn
Boys podcast. Anywhere you listen to your podcast. It would

(49:34):
be a good way to promote it for people to
just go aluk to your podcast. But not.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Why not it's from but Ship.

Speaker 15 (49:49):
What the fuck is the name?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Scary?

Speaker 15 (49:52):
That's where I spoke today, Scary? Are you moving in
with your girl? It's this officio because said her side
of the bed.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
So no, she's but she's the only one who occupies
that side of the bed when she's here. Nothing changes,
just just the just the address anyway. Uh No, I
know we're gonna we're gonna start slowly and we're gonna
just start putting brand new content Brooklyn Boys in the
elpstore and show feed. That's how it has to go.

(50:22):
There's a lot of things that they there's a lot
of stuff for them to swallow every week. There's a
lot of podcasts that want to be put on there.
We're now in rotation there. Let's let's ease it, ease
on down the road. Okay, maybe one day, but we
can't get two episodes of our stuff in. Let's get
the Brooklyn Boys in there. Let's get some new listeners
through the door, and then we can go from there. Okay,

(50:42):
that's all I'm saying. All Right, we're gonna continue now. Yes,
and you appreciate that. You agree with me, and you
see where I'm coming. Thank you, Brooklyn Boys.

Speaker 33 (50:51):
Gotta ask your question right now. It's Saturday morning, right,
my name Eric. His moan is on Okay, he is
moving out on Monday. So why would you mow your
lawn two days before you're moving? Does he just hate
his wife and that's his only excuse to get away
from her.

Speaker 7 (51:08):
Perhaps we're not talking about a young guy here. It
was like doing a workout. He's old, I get sore
from his own lawn. He's fucking mowan his long two
days before he's moving.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Yeah, I'll answer that. I'll give you two reasons other
than him hating his wife. Number one, the man took
pride in his home, and part of his home is
the lawn, and he took care of that lawn. That's
his grass, it's his plot of land, and it's his
last chance. Maybe he's moving into a concrete jungle or
a retirement home or a condom. Enjoy his last chance

(51:42):
to feel like a homeowner. Also, it may have been
part of the deal with the new buyer, don't leave
us with long laan. It may have been like, hey,
do your lawn one more.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Time, just to clarify, he sold the house. He's the owner,
he sold it, and the closing is on Monday. I
can't see there being a clause in the No.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Well, there may be. We don't know. We don't know
what the clause is. Maybe the people I.

Speaker 7 (52:05):
Hope you got Thank you Billy Joel in there when
I said moving.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Out, we did not ship very good broad.

Speaker 10 (52:18):
He's wrong.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
That's pretty cool. Actually, thank you. Hey by boy, this
is Rifka.

Speaker 34 (52:34):
I'm so fucking happy that the Brooklyn Boys is finally
on the Elvis Duran on demand channel.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Finally, hallelujah.

Speaker 34 (52:43):
I'm so happy. And now I'm gonna go listen to
the podcast again.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
All right.

Speaker 34 (52:49):
Also, I usually listen to music when i'm running. I'm
training for a half marathon right now, so I'm running
a lot. But as soon as I was heading out
from my run yesterday, the new podcast dropped and I
was like, oh, let me listen to it now. And
I was laughing so much during my run. I probably

(53:10):
I probably looked like a crazy person running in the street,
just like cackling away. I love you guys so much.

Speaker 26 (53:17):
Well, I just saw a Brooklyn Boys episode on the
main of a Serranchio kid. Of course I would pick
up the wave Runner if I could fit in the car.
There's very little I wouldn't put in the car. To
be honest, I had a roommate tell me once, you know,

(53:40):
just because it's free, you don't have to bring it home.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
No, I do.

Speaker 26 (53:43):
I do have to bring it home. But whether or
not that's ceiling, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (53:48):
Okay, Episode three seven day MJ from NJ about the
am actress about toold Darren Hey, good move. I would
have like wiped it down first and then try to
return it. I know, well almost four days, so what
it wasn't like a whole year.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Yeah, I will do it. I love your logic.

Speaker 6 (54:11):
Also the car wash thing, Oh no, you had me.

Speaker 15 (54:15):
I was done.

Speaker 6 (54:17):
Yeah, this is about the car wash that had happened
to me as well. I didn't have any singles with
me and like I did, like you know, nobody was
really watching and they can't see they're so far away,
And I pretended I put something in and that the
call wash was really expensive. It was forty three dollars,
and I'm like, well, they make enough money, but I

(54:39):
know the work is done. But I did the same thing,
and I found it hilarious. I thought I was the
only okay the episode on the Big Show when Scary
said even is not even I heard that one. I
remember that and I said to myself, oh shit, I
hope Brody never hears that, because that was his saying.

Speaker 34 (55:00):
And sure enough, Oh that was freaking hilarious.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
Well, then again, Scary did say something on the Big
Show the other day about a loud person at a restaurant.
Ha ha, Sorry, I'm leaving so many talkbacks. Well about
the restaurant. What happened was I think Scary was going
around the room. I can't remember, but he says something

(55:26):
about he was at a restaurant with a very dear
friend of his.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
What do you do?

Speaker 6 (55:33):
His friend was very loud, speaking extremely loud, but Scary
wasn't disclosing it.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
I think Elvis.

Speaker 14 (55:40):
Holding that.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
What are you doing? Stop that?

Speaker 26 (55:48):
No, Scary, I don't think so. I get totally what
you're saying, but about what When I say even as
not even free dessert, I then say, says David Brody.
And if somebody, my friend coworker asks me who is
David Brody, then it's fine. I say Brooklyn Boys. Why
don't you say David Brody of Brooklyn Boys podcast?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah? I could have said that serious.

Speaker 26 (56:12):
The Morning He Show has five million listeners and the
majority of them do not know who David Brody is.
More so than ever, you should promote the Brooklyn Boys.
You'd have way more listeners if you're telling me more
than wow, So you're saying, like three to four million

(56:34):
people don't know who he is, that's how many more
people you could have listened to Brooklyn Boys?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Well, you know you could tell you could lead a
horse to water. You could suggest all you want to
you blue in the face, but people don't change their habits.
Their creatures have happened. But if you don't second, yes, sorry, yes, brody.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
You know how many horses don't drink the water if
they don't know the water is there?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
All right? None of them? What's going on?

Speaker 28 (56:57):
It's me the old cow more one more time?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Yes, sir, Rebarbarrino.

Speaker 14 (57:03):
Whoa.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
You know, it's been quite a while.

Speaker 28 (57:05):
Since we heard from you, guys jets sitting all over
the world sampling exotic foods, meeting new people and whatnot
with your bootyrselves.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
But you know it's.

Speaker 28 (57:15):
Time to get caught up, so that men take me
fifteen to twenty talk back to get back on track.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Hero, So are you.

Speaker 28 (57:24):
Cowboy trucker haters? It's time to fast forward. Now, go
on to the kitchen, get yourself a sancle.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Oh hold on?

Speaker 28 (57:30):
Can they probably already did them fricks them But I
love them anyway, you know, but I wanted to start
off with the whole changing your toilet seats conversation on
your new apartment. You know me personally, that wouldn't be
something that would be on the top of my list. No,
Sirre Barberino, I wouldn't. I wouldn't think about that, No way, man.

(57:51):
What I would do is just invest some money in
some good household cleaners. You know, your your lass all
answer dial, you know the scrubbing bubbles. You know, we
work hards, so you don't have to not a sponsor either,
or you know you're on a budget. Just get yourself
some Vinitar, don't use apple Side or Venit or you know,
and just give everything a nice good cleaning. You know,

(58:14):
there's no need to be replacing everything. Boy, you know,
you already spent a lot of money moving. You know, yeah,
you need to save all the money you can. You
already spend a lot of money moving. You know, you
don't need to be spending more money, you know now,
although there is one exception to the rule in my book.
If it's one of those you know, cushiony toilet seats

(58:35):
they used to have back in the day, you.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Know, with the vinyl cover.

Speaker 28 (58:38):
You remember those, how they would develop cracks in the
vinyl and then you know, after some good usage, after
some mileage, you know, if it's one of those.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Cowboy truck here Part seven you know what happens.

Speaker 28 (58:51):
You know, you go in there one day or awfully,
you know, you get your favorite magazine, your newspaper nowadays
it's a on and you want to.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Sit down, catch up on world events.

Speaker 28 (59:03):
And you sit down and those those cracks and the
toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
They pitch your ass. I'll tell you what. That's painful.

Speaker 28 (59:10):
And instead of pinching a loaf, you get your ass pinched.
So yeah, that's the only tippensity that I would definitely
think of changing before I moved in.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Okay, But anyway, you know, Brody, because with.

Speaker 28 (59:24):
Your logic, you know, you got to change everything because
you don't think that whoever lived there before when they
were taking a tinkle and they did the old shaky shaky,
you know, they got some peep uh drops on the tile.
So then with your logic, then Scooty's gonna have to
change retile, the whole bathroom and everything.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Plus so if.

Speaker 28 (59:46):
You utilize port of parties and public restrooms, Brody, what
do you do everywhere you go?

Speaker 1 (59:52):
You take your own toilet seat. I don't think so. Oh,
I know what you're gonna say. You say you use
ass gaskets, but you know everywhere you go.

Speaker 28 (59:59):
They don't have ass gaskets, so sometimes you gotta fabricate
your own ass gasket with the toilet paper too. And
sometimes there's just not enough time. When you gotta go,
you gotta go. So you know, I don't know what
to tell you. Literally full of shit, you know what
I believe. I think Brody is in cahoots with the

(01:00:21):
toilet seat industry and he's trying to ramp up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Sales. You know, he's getting a kickback somehow.

Speaker 28 (01:00:28):
Paul Reggie's over there, spending the whole day at home
deep pointing. Lowe's trying to find a good deal on
a toilet seat, changing all her toilets. He's telling all
her friends to change your toilet seats. Boy, I'll tell
you what, Brody, that's the scam scambony.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
You're doing a scambone.

Speaker 28 (01:00:43):
So to all the slashes that Phil for Brody's scambony,
my heart goes out to you went out there and
you changed all your toilet seats, told your relatives to
do the same.

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
You know, my heart goes out to you got scammed.
I'm sorry, you know.

Speaker 28 (01:00:58):
Let the listener be with There's snakes everywhere, you know,
and Brody with that ship money that you got from
the toilet that you probably got from the toilet seat industry,
hopefully you can do something.

Speaker 1 (01:01:11):
Good with that.

Speaker 28 (01:01:12):
Don't do a good journey, you know, with that dirty
money that got that you got from the that you
probably got from the toilet seat industry. Of the ship money,
you know, put it to good use there, making baby
make things.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Right, you know.

Speaker 28 (01:01:26):
But anyway, you know, that's my thought on that, and
that's a hell of a thought there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yeah, it's a tenant on it. And I'll talk to
you guys later.

Speaker 28 (01:01:34):
Hopefully you won't ban me it from the podcast, but
if you do, well, what the shit?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Okay, all right, guys, audios, all right, we all need
a breather. All right. That's very nice. Thank you so much.
Thank you for your talkback this week. This is a
great way to end it with sixty three talkbacks from
the truck. We will see you on the Brooklyn Boys
Boys later this week. Can't wait. Give slight reactions.

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