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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys Podcast reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three
seventy three and beyond. I'm Scary Jones with David Brody.
Hold on, I'll start I'm Scary Jones.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And I'm David Rody. I like that, but worked on
that last week.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, you know what went better in dress? Now
we're live and now we're without a net, so you
know what, we should have recorded dress rehearsal and then
played that. Probably anyway they're doing SNL, sometimes they just
air the dress in the dress. If you're new, if
you're new to the pod, welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
This is not that we are the guys who as
the Brooklyn Boys podcast, but we're basically doing the show
(01:03):
about the show. This is the one where people leave
feedback on the main episode. We'll be hearing a lot
from three seventy three and three seventy two today and
whatever else people listen to. And the way to leave
it talk about it is by going to the iHeartRadio
app and pressing the microphone button.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Speaking of three seventy three again, being in the Elvistrand
podcast folder. The podcast has only been out since Sunday,
we've already doubled our normal listenership. Yeah, so we're gonna
have plenty of talkbacks after we record this, that's right,
But that's right to be playing more talkbacks from three seventy
three on next week'slice time, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm sure we will be.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Also, we have a talkback announcement to make later on
in this episode. Okay, we'll do it later on. We
won't do it right now later all right, Now, let's
get to this week's talkbacks. If you listen through Spotify
or Apple or anywhere other way, we appreciate the listen.
But if you want to give some feedback, you do
it through the iHeartRadio app microphone only, So that's how
you got to experience that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Now, you could listen on a other platforms if that's
what you prefer, of course, and then later op Radio
app both talk back.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And give us a give us a double listen.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You know what I'm saying, was the Houston's butter lacing
gold for cocaine?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Did you at least take the Ramkin two.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Which he's referring to is David Brodie's experience where you
got charged three dollars extra for butter at Houston's.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, I could have just said that, except I
got I beat you to it.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, okay, all right, scary yeah, scary, okay, Okay, this
is what we want to know. If you only got
the new doorknobs and the new hinges for one door,
(02:54):
how much would the total be for just that one door?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And let's say, for.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Argument's sake, you picked the fanciest, best one you'd want
from that website.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
How much is the total for one door?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Probably like four hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
All the hinges and fancy doorknobs, actually doorknobs are astronomical.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That website, though, doesn't sell those.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They sell uh switch plates for your on and off switch,
and dimmers and plugs yeah then, and sockets dangs, but
they don't sell uh. They don't sell uh hinges or doorknobs.
But there I've seen sites where they have got fancy
as f doorknobs. I'm not gonna not trying to be
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in the market for those not things.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Red Ge can barely afford fruit punch let alone, Busta.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And punch hio thank you, hyo.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
What about be Boys Barnie in Atlanta, listening to Broda
story about Houston's Brody, where were the best ribs you
ever had?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
You said Houston's rebbed ribs were good, but they weren't.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
The best you ever had.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
So I would just like to know where were the
best ribs you ever had? Peep Up boys appreciate, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's a good question. So I'm a chicken palm guy.
I'm not really a ribs guy where I like, Oh,
I remember every rib I've ever had. I prefer what
are the big fat ones of those beef ribs. I
prefer beef ribs, and I prefer less vinegary taste. So
I tell you, I really like the ribs at Virgil's Barbecue.
(04:31):
But there used to be a place called Dallas Barbecue
in Manhattan. I used to like, I don't know, I
guess I have to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I don't know what I got to say this.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
None of the chains, None of the chains I like
all local, like like Hometown Barbecue is there's only two
of them around here. I used to like Dinosaur Barbecue,
but even that so I like Dinosaur Barbecue. Yeah, but
I also like, what's the one you get at home.
You can buy like a rack and a bag and
you cook them. I don't know, I'm not, but if
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I like him, I like him. I thought the Houston
ones were good. They were a little spicy, little vinegary,
not my favorite, but the meat was terrific.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The meat felt the boneus both. The bone is good.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But if I'm if I'm gonna be honest, I prefer
Chinese roast pork spar ribs.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's why I say that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I actually think they have superior, superior ribs to the others. Also,
I like Korean style barbecue ribs. I like that sauce,
the Korean style. So I'm sorry. My apologies to Kansas
City and all of the America's South. I'm just my
ribs aren't my my go to.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
People. Boys burn again scary.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
You need to get with a sales team and get
them to uh get you as a rap.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
For what have you?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
For this Sucker and Punch brand.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
They will give you a good count for your apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Sucker and Punch. That's great. I like that one.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hey, while we're talking about this, I want to give
a shout out to Renee. Renee sent me a video
of a guy on TikTok named Ryan Dubbs Dubs look
it up on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He does a video relatively recently.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh, it's so funny about about Yes, I said it
the scary about Chinese knockoffs where you can get the
sucker and punch Punch and Judy door knobs and like
figure like cheap like Timu Timu or whatever like for
like a few bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So it's great.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Stephen from Rockland County.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
The situation with Brody going into the dumplings at closing
is very similar to the one with the grape soda.
He walked in, he asked permission to get dumplings. They
even permission, and he went and he got them and
he showed them. He said were good, They said yes,
and he took the grape soda.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
End of story.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I don't know what other argument there is.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
I really don't think there is one, but especially.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
In the case of the grape soda, he literally walked
out with it. As he's walking out with it in hand,
we good, literally push that's being pushy, all right, No, Nope,
they messed me up on whatever I ordered, the dumplings
or fried Wanton's whatever it was. They took almost an hour.
That's taken advantage of a small business. Nope, that was
them saying that was free, Dessart, that was them saying
(07:11):
we're sorry. Yep, they were like, yeah, we get it. Okay,
gotta soda. We cost you an hour, all right?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Scary Going back several episodes about the swimming pool thing
about the indoor pools. I've worked in hospitality and managed
a pool for over twenty years now. Most of those
pools are not properly maintained. So if you're going to
use one of them, I would highly suggest that you
bring your own test kit or test strips or something
like that and test it before we go in, because
(07:38):
maintenance is not what you think it is. Not to
scare you, but you should always protect yourself and don't
trust anyone else.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I appreciate that advice. And guess what, there's no shot
I'm going in that water. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You know what's funny. He's the guy in charge of
the pools and just told us not to go in them.
Shouldn't he be overseeing the getting them taken care of
and clean properly.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's the ones in these buildings. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Something you can just bring you can just bring test
strips and dip a test strip in and check the
collar against the back of the bottle and be like,
oh it's good chlorine good, great, free chlorine alkalinity. Take
two seconds, I want the pool. I'll come over with
my test strip.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Lean from Ohio, Hey, Maddie, talk about the man. Guess
what the minute in the pymamient Go read Book of Genesis,
Get Sure five tells as how he created Earth. Okay,
and just read that the sun in the mid or
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in the permament while the stars are above.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, okay, that's fair. Keep in mind it was written
by mash so I saw the moon and they put.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It in the book.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
Brooklyn Boys Boy Alex from Texas commented on three seventy
two punch your lights out, y'all mentioned did you all
ever imitate somebody or act like you somebody else? That's
scary brought up with the construction vests. I did that
one time. I worked for a company a long time ago,
(09:05):
probably eight years ago. Well, anyways, me and our friends
went out to a uce event and the line were long.
We were waiting twenty minutes to turn out of the event.
The line wasn't moving. It was probably thirty cars deep back.
So I got out in my vest, ran up to
the front. Pause the line that wasn't letting us go through.
(09:26):
Let the line I was going in. I was in
go And once my friends had pulled up, I jumped
in and left amazing, and I heard everybody in the
back honking, and we were just laughing, drunk as hell.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Love that love that he pretended to be the street,
the street employe, the you know, the construction guy.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Love.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
Were you scared? Appreciate you guys. You guys are funny.
You're hilarious. Really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Thank you, Thank you, Liam, appreciate it. Welcome Liam there
a gay? Fuck? Are you hilarious? You said, jid hot
a winter?
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Didn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
They're asking for merch st jeez. Anyways, you're fine.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You ever noticed when Liam leaves a talk back there's
always birds chirping in the background.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You think you know that song by the Corperenters.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are here.
I'm wondering, No, no, I'm wondering if that that those are
real or if that's a soundtrack. You mean sound effects. Yeah,
sound effects. Oh maybe you think he's got his own
soundtrack to his life. You think people composed music for them.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think he's playing sound effects of birds.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, you know they let him out for a couple
hours and he went out in the in the in
the garden.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Very calm.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
All right, we gotta take a first break my boy podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
All right, here we go on an upward So far
we've been good.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
We have in California.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
CALLI.
Speaker 12 (11:01):
I know sent the big but I would never get
through on there. But scary. How come on Friday show,
you guys were saying that everything else talked about on
Thursday's show was what you really talked about. There was
no Thursday show. Everything that was on there was pre
recorded or from older shows. So I don't know why
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they wouldn't just say that it wasn't live.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know what you're talking about. There was a
show on Thursday. We worked. There was no show on Tuesday. Tuesday,
there was no show, right, was it Tuesday? On a Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I think it was on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
By the way, apologizing for breaking the rules doesn't give
you permission to them break the rules. Maybe should write
a jingle for that, Brody, I may have to do that.
I've got slight jingles we may have to play later.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Leave it on the Big Show. Keep it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I feel like you can go to at Scary Jones
on Instagram and message him with all Elvis Durand Morning
Show related items that appeal to Scary. Right, okay, all right,
I see a major major offender coming up, major offender.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Who whooo?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, all this? I see eight talkbacks. Sometimes you're wrong.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Today three seventy two. No, Brodie is wrong. You should
not have gone through the exit door in that restaurant.
I know I've done that before. Oh they may say
no problem, but deep down they're like, oh, what's the
freaking guy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They throw out?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I think she made an exception because you're a regular there. Yes, well,
I'm glad you got the dumplings. You know what, if
you think about it, you kind of did them a favor.
I know I take both the people crazy, right, but
still it was wrong. You shouldn't have went through the
exit door. Well it was, but hey, you had a
(12:52):
you know, you wanted to have them, and you know what,
I bet they will go as to give you the
extra and they probably want to throw them out anyway. Yes,
I love you guys. Next, Oh, scary, scary, scary?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Right?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
What is the purpose of a light? To give light?
A switch? You have it on, you have it off,
It dims. Who gives a rat's ass? If it's made
in fucking gold, it does a purpose. No matter what
you have. I know she's trying to help. You don't
have a mansion. You're not like these Hollywood staws that
(13:30):
you know.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He doesn't know that, all right?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
The light switch, who gives a crap? Are they gonna really?
People are going to be looking at your walls and
go ooh they got buster and punch light switch? Whoa listen?
As long as electric works. They didn't shut your electric off.
You're giving light, you're dimming light. Gives a crap? What
(13:55):
the hell? The plate looks like. You're lucky if you
have electric and you paid your bill. Okay, it's me again,
all right, So it's nice that you want to have
nice stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You got a brand new upond and just say something different.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
You're still getting hate hot water and electric.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No matter why, you're going to.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Same electric. You've got to be grateful for what you have.
I am, Yes, you want to bougie on on up,
just get one of them. Okay, I'm out. No, you're
not three dollars for a pad of butter. You gotta
be kidding me. Three seventy two. Yeah, I would. I
would have took the tablecloth, the forks and knives. I
(14:43):
don't care. Why the hell would you have to pay
for butter? Why the hell that is something that comes
with the food? That is ridiculous. Well, you said it's
a great place, right granted, But three dollars for an
extra pad of butter?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You want to slam my head over it?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You you want to hit me with seventy five cent fee.
I really don't think it should go beyond that. Three
dollars is an atrocity, and it's.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The best butter in the world. I'll pay a dollar.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
There's another atrocity happening. There's another atrocity happening right here.
That was like seven talkbacks David Brody seven, I mean,
I love you day MGF all people to offend us like,
we're not offended.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
No, none of this. Okay. So we have a problemate
problem with the system.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The iHeartRadio talkback system is not keeping all of the talkbacks.
It seems to be a limit on how many it
can hold.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Every week.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I've been told that, we've been that some of them
have been booted out and they're not hearing them on here.
And now that we're getting and now that we're getting
so many more listeners, now that we're in the Elvestrand
podcast folder, we've got to make sure we have enough
room for all the new lists.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Everybody, we love the old list. Everybody's great.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
But here's the thing I feel, scary feels you could
probably get your now listen. You could probably get your
point across in two three talkbacks, maybe four. If you
do a Solt parody, that's gonna take you five or six.
It's a little longer. It's content, we get it, but
try to be concise and not say the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Reiterate what you're reiterated, you reiterated.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Reiterat So because we share this, by the way, we
share this platform with every other one in the iHeart
network that leaves talkbacks, including the elbows Strand Morning Show.
So it's not a fault, it's not. It's a hard
drive issue and we're trying to work through it. But
there's just not enough room so it's time to us
like cut back a little bit. Talk shows, award shows
where they play you off. We we will have a
(16:32):
series of jingles to remind everybody. Now listen, we're not
telling you to do five or six to hear us
play the jingles. We're letting you know that if you
miscount or forget how many you did, we may so
you may hear something a little something like this. Oh yeah,
(16:57):
that's it, So honestly, get your point across.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We're gonna say, we're gonna call it three. Now.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
If something is so friggin interesting that it has to
go and it's so compelling that it has to bleed
into a fourth, maybe that, but you know something, four
is the limit from here on out. Otherwise we're gonna
have to play you off with one of Brody's crash jingles.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh like this really, Yeah, we're gonna fade it out.
We're gonna cut it off. That was top that number
four you do not get anymore. Number five is on
the cutting room floor. We try to be subtle. End scene.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Uh so so yeah, but no, really, let's keep it
to three. We've said this in the past. Three is
the magic. Three is the magic number. No. No, Oh,
we are gonna be no no, because if they're boring
and we don't want to get him out of three,
we're gonna have a jingle for three.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We're gonna have a jingle for three and four.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Because if it's an interesting one and it's so compelling,
we'll let you get to four and then we'll play
that ship. So an example of of of a third
one where you're like, I just wonder, right, So but
only four of those, no, because you're being going to
we're gonna cap you with three. And it's all subjects
to my fingers. Okay, I'm a man of the people.
(18:34):
That being said, we're doing our best to make sure
we fit as many as possible by as many different people.
On the hard drive, the the the well, what is it.
It's it's not a hard drive, it's storage space. It's
cloud storage. And so there's only so much cloud storage.
And I would pick someone who works fiheart blame them
for all their talkbacks because we're doing what we can.
Listen you do it in one and two, one or two,
(18:55):
we love you. That's Chef's kiss.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Three, three awesome, four, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, But if you're boring, and you do three, that's
your last strike.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
If you if you talk, I just want to say,
blue is my favorite color. Uh, talk back number two continuing, Hey,
blue is my favorite color. And I don't know if
you know this, but I said blue is my favorite
calling and I hate red. And I also, uh, this
is me, you know who this is.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Again?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That was my third talk back. Don't give me any
ships my last one. Blue is still my favorite. Red
is my second favorite. Yeah, okay, I lied. I said
I wasn't gonna do anymore. But it's my favorite. And
we're gonna cut you off right there. We will, they
will be they will be cut off. Sorry, I'm gonna
have to hit the stop. But all right, I don't
want to be an asshole. But were too late for that? Well, yeah, exactly,
it's fifty two years too late for that. We're leaving
(19:39):
too many talk back talk target And there was a
couple of employees hanging around.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
You got the counting crows, but I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Of nice, didn't I say counting crows? At some point? Yes,
I'm not wrong. Sex is wrong for no reason. He
always does not. Can I be wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I spoke everybody another Brody's wrong thing. By the way,
if you did four five, six seven talkbacks in a
row of calling us out with the music like that
or doing something like that, We're not gonna play you out.
We're gonna keep it going. Oh yeah, well I'm just
saying that was that's hysterical. I love hanging around.
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Hey, this is Bryce from Jacksonville, Illinois. Uh. Whenever my
wife and I got married. Uh, we were fortunate enough
to have friends that has their gift. They uh paid
for our open bar and put money down on that.
But scary, I got a question for you. How much
money did you put down at your wedding and what
did you spend on your wedding? Just curious. I love
(20:46):
you slice for life.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm not married. I never had a wedding, so that's
his point. Never Yeah, so you never treated anyone to
any party. You and Robin should have a big win
I getting married party. Let us all come.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, but the money that I say, yes, all the
money that I've spent though on other people's weddings more
than greatly mix up for a fucking party I've spent
I've spent thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of
dollars over my lifetime going to other people's ship christenings, weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays,
(21:20):
all of it. Birthdays for the kick. Everybody else does. Engagement,
everyone does that, right, But but when you get married,
you get that windfall back in your direction, so it
all gets coming back. It's you should throw a we're
not getting married wedding. No we're not getting married.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
No we ain't getting Okay.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Yeah, so my cousin's h put as guests at their
wedding guest table. They hate us because they're from Russia.
About age five, they did. Never liked this large family
over there. My dad's aid the family, but yeah, they
put us gas, disrespected us at the wedding. I want
to shake the funerals the gentleman's hand and disrespect there too.
(22:06):
So my dad stopped going to the cousin's weddings. It's
just not disrespect, I would say again, the same thing
with respect on my mom's side of the family, where
I you know, my backpipe probably played backpie for twenty
years and I played at the grandmother's funeral and somebody
in the family had attitude because I was on their side.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Of the town when I'm adopted.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yeah, just both sides, family all around, dispect and that's
why my me and my dad just like, you know what,
we're done, and my dad cussed them out and everything.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah, Gary, don't you hate to go to a wedding
where it's a dry event because the bride is an alcohol.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah? I do. I hate that.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Oh wait, she looked like she stepped in the middle
of one of Liam's ongoing jingle.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Rants one because Liam was done. This is Reggie two
in a row on Reggie.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Okay, no one was able to drink because the bride
was gonna go around and everybody's el.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Caoll Okay, hey book a performing this Okay, scary, but
sometimes it's scary and burdi scary.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
It was me.
Speaker 15 (23:22):
I made the comment, Now you look like the closet
azoo bottles and you know what, it looked good.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'll wear that shirt. That's a good lookie shirt, thank you.
Speaker 15 (23:29):
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna look for a
Sea Move replacement of that shirt. I'm gonna buy it.
It's a good look at share scary, it's not, it's not.
It's a compliment, all.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Right, perfect, Wow, he I did something that Wan Vasque
has liked.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Amazing is that his only talk back. That's it for now.
Somehow he knows the rules already, he sure does. He
got he got the memo. Thank you, Jan Valdez. We'll
be right back, Glyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
We will be right back.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
All right, let's continue on.
Speaker 11 (24:06):
What up?
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Gods?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
It's your favorite person with too much background noise and
uh anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Scary you is one boozy basket brother. I gotta give
it to you.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
You got more money than I can think of, because
I'm telling you down here in North Carolina gas and
sitting around both twenty to bout fifty a gallon and
I'm cutting my truck off and stop like I mean,
got no mindy.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
This shit killing me.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
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FuMB me page, and if you want to help out,
go to help a Redneck dot com and help a redneck.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Thank you. I like that help a redneck dot com.
That's great.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Is Mary from Union City. I just
want to say, Trucker, thank you for putting that together.
For Reggie Chase from the way and me, I'm interested
in knowing what happens like, what's the storyline?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Was the plot? Like?
Speaker 16 (24:56):
Where does everything take a turn? And uh, is everyone's
satisfied at the end.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I love y'all living out a fantasy here. I like this.
We're writing, we're writing stuff, We're writing fiction. This could
be a romance novel.
Speaker 16 (25:12):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, is Maria from you Union City again?
I'm listening to the latest episode now, and Scary, you're
talking about the baby shower gift. Get them diapers. If
they have diapers on the registry, just get it. Get
to boxes if you're feeling generous. If it's the big boxes,
they're generally about fifty dollars in that range.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's scary. Diapers don't go bad.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
And if the baby grows out of the diaper, guess
what they can.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's not memorable. I don't want them wiping their kids
ask with my present.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Come on, now, that's not what it's not wipes, it's diapers.
But yeah, but whatever, the kid is taking a shit
in my gift.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, it's disposable gift wipes, diapers, anything like that. I understand.
It's it's always needed, it's always appreciated. Scary would rather
buy the kid a knife.
Speaker 16 (26:05):
Set hay Brooklyn Boys Maria from Union City. Again, if
the baby grows out of the diaper, guess what, they
can just go and exchange it and get a different size.
But if you if you want, you can get like
let's say, one box newborn size one box size one,
(26:28):
and that's it and then they'll be set. They don't
have to exchange anything because the baby will eventually grow
into it. I just get what's on the registry.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
That I agree with, but not diapers.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Nothing we talked about, right, yes, so we're gonna talk
about that.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was embarrassed. I played a
game and scary it's des.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
And Capone.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I agree with you, scary.
Speaker 17 (26:55):
If you're going to have a wedding, especially a wedding,
you really should have an open bar.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That's great, Copone, don't you think so?
Speaker 17 (27:03):
See even my dog agrees that's right. And you know what,
I just think it's because it's a wedding.
Speaker 14 (27:10):
You know.
Speaker 17 (27:11):
I also agree with the other options of other types
of things, But honestly, I have been to weddings before that.
Instead of just an all open bar all night, they
do open bar for a certain period of time, like
an hour or two hours and then it switches to
a cash bar. That's a good option too, you know
what I mean? This way, someone's not spending five grand
(27:31):
on top shelf, open bar liquor.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You know, I get it. I get it to see.
Speaker 17 (27:37):
Come on, copone, tell him hello, open bar. Yes, and
I don't even drink guys.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Thank you, thank you. I feel I feel justified on this.
All right, we're gonna keep rolling along here.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
Most people this and he so it's brody and scary brody.
You don't understand. Scary Jones owns a five billion dollar apartment.
He owns a nine point seven ballion dollar studio equipment
where he records this podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You think he cares about gas.
Speaker 14 (28:11):
Scary Jones buys gas and then he goes like, oh
you see that guy over there, give him diesel.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Scary Jones has a gold mic.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
When Chuck Norris thinks about money, he thinks about halvery
much money.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Scary Jones has.
Speaker 14 (28:29):
Please don't you ever tell Scarry Jones he has a
Brooklyn Industrial gray color car that he bought because the
car manufacturer said, you know what, Scary Jones is gonna
drive this a broken and it is always broke.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
This I have a personality type.
Speaker 14 (28:52):
I don't like if you say the wrong thing or
you mispronounced or whatever that I don't care.
Speaker 18 (28:59):
I call them scrimps for shrimp. I call them scripts
as a plural. I also say pin number number, and
I also say ATM machine machine just to annoying people.
So if if you can be past that, then we
can be friends.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
A broken and it's always scary, Hey scary uh Buster
punch punch or nuts?
Speaker 18 (29:23):
Did get the clicks because all the slices clicked on it?
I know that as a fact. So you can literally
take this to Buster and Punch and say, hey, didn't
you get clicks? Clicks amount to views, views, amount to revenue.
You could take this.
Speaker 14 (29:42):
The amportant cary paper menu.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
You're in my favorite.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's a perfect example of how that's gonna work.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, no, no, okay, but you gotta oh that, So
play the next Okay, we will play just this time,
but that's an example of how it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You will be faded out hard stop my boy paper
menu right all.
Speaker 14 (30:08):
Right, A brooken bussy war with this and so was
born and scary paper menu, you're my favorite. You got
on my good side. So that's a tweet. Don't tweet
me back? All this out?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
All right? We gotta get paper menu on on the
podcast Hi.
Speaker 19 (30:28):
Broken Boys is Maryland on listening to three seventy three.
It's probably too early to comment, but I just had to, like,
my heart sank Brody, how could you like sell his present?
That's a keepsake? I I would have loved that when
I was grown to know that your bestie bought that.
(30:49):
I'm sad? Are you scary and Brody? Really you did that?
You sold it?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, Brody? He gave my daughter a plate and a
spoon or something. Yeah, thank you that.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I appreciate the fact that you're sticking up for me,
because a gift is a gift. It's it's a memory,
it's a keepsake. It's like the time I bought producer
Sam something on. It wasn't a keepsake. It was for
Pete's sake. I saw what am I gonna do with
this thing?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I appreciate that somebody has put the money in my
kid's bank account.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It ended up being har money. You're so tacky.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Queens here scary.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
You talked about the Miami sheic look.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Is that like.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Guys in convertibles with dark sunglasses, wearing like a white
suit with the jacket open.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Tie, maybe a T shirt and do right.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Colored dress shirt.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, you know, big shoulder pads in the jacket and
the jacket sleeves are pushed up past the elbows.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Right.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Oh no, no, that's Miami advice. Okay, never mind, carry on.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's actually a form of Miami vice. It's it's Miami
vice modern. But thank you, Jamie.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Get your boy VP from NC with way too much
background noise.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
But anyway, I'm sitting.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Here on this Tuesday morning, and I've.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Took your advice about the since.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I'm purchasing my first home, and I put.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
A nice little lump sump of money to.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
The side for any repairs or anything like that that
might pop up.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But I have another question.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Now because I also have another little lump sum of money,
just a couple of grand you know.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
But where can you already know who it is?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
But anyway, so I put a few I put a
little lump sum of money away, you know, enough to
cover a new roof on the house, or a new
hot water heater or something like that if it goes
to shit or even a new heating and ac unit
if it goes to shit. But I got a couple
more thousand dollars sitting around, and I just want to know, like,
(32:48):
where can I put it for it to just make
money on its own, just where I could get some
interest off of it.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Man.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Well, anyway, I'm just sitting here on this random Tuesday
morning contemplating things like that that I just asked you,
and uh, I really I don't have no one to ask,
and I'm not gonna ask these drunk dumb asses in
his warehouse that I'm surrounded by.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
So I figured, hey, Birdie and Scary are both.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Well off with money, and they seem like they're doing
all right.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Let me ask these motherfuckers.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Maybe they might know something about making your money make money,
you know what I'm saying, Because this ship is getting
old quick, Dude, I.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Need a radio job. Yeah right, Yeah, me me too.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
So I knew you're going to say that, honestly, Honestly,
I mean, there's no short answer to this, but I always,
I always say invest your money in real estate if
you could. I mean, that's really where that that that's
one of the only things that is going to continue
to go up.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Don't have any money, you don't have any I know problem.
I know it's a problem. I know it's a problem.
So it's it's bad advice. I don't know. I'm kind
of cornered. I don't know what to say. Man, you
got a light switch in that corner.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Brooklyn boy, is this tea waight scary that he wanted
to do? Hear me more?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
So?
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Here we are. But I've been invited to baby showers,
but for when my wife was pregnant with little Tea White,
we had a diaper party for the guys instead of
see them going to the baby shower, which was really
just we sat around drinking beer and eating barbecue, and
every guy brought a case of diapers. We did not
buy diapers until he was over a year old because
Walmart lets you switch them out for any size. When
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the lady that's pregnant when she stands up, I agree
with scary, the seat is yours. But you saying that
he did his job reminded me of your former show
Walkers and Talkers. When Abraham asked Glenn spoiler Abraham's dead, spoiler,
Glenn's dead if he was looking to make pancakes. When
he was pouring to bas quick.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, that's great, So just real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
There's a line in The Walking Dead And by the way,
I used to always say things that were already known.
I've got spoiler, which is what he's referencing. There's a
line where he goes, because one guy gets another woman pregnant,
and the other guy goes, were you trying to make
pancakes when you were poorn the bis quick which is
his sudnism for like, were you're trying to get a pregnant?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's what he's referencing. Yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
All right, last topic, maybe not last talk back, but
last topic for open bar. At my wedding, we did
have open bar or whatever. It made our lives easier.
But if you're inviting one hundred and seventy people and
only half of them are going to drink, I wouldn't
be mad if somebody decided not to do open bar.
You can't count other people's money. But also, if you're
(35:25):
saying you're gonna have one or two drinks, then just
buy your one or two drinks. Whether you have one
or two or ten, it's still gonna cost them an
extra twenty. You can maybe you know, meet in the middle,
do a couple free drink tokens or whatever. If you're
gonna have two and underneath extra you pay for but
you're being invited to celebrate their wedding. You're still getting
a free meal. You're still getting you know, the opportunity
(35:48):
to party and dance and whatever. So like, if you
got to pay for a couple drinks when you're only
having two, big whoop.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
I mean, I say, rather than have the open bar,
if you know only half the crowd drinks or they're
not heavy drinkers, I would just roll the dice and
just open a tab and just have them ring it
as they go. And this way you'll wind up paying
far less and still look like a hero because you
covered everybody's drink. I'll say this, if you have a
destination wedding, you better be paying for drinks.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
If I'm getting on a plane.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
And flying and standing in a hotel, yep, you gotta
get me a corona.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Brody, scary, scary Brody.
Speaker 20 (36:29):
This is Kirie and from top of pa I've chimed
in a couple of times here in the past.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
I haven't had much to say, always listen. I just
haven't had much to say until today.
Speaker 20 (36:39):
Well, I was listening to the Big Show and I
heard Elvis talk about Scary's reaction to Shar's third child, Brody.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Do us all fever? Just laying him Man and Brody.
The reason why Man thanking for you to lay in
a scary purely because you have such a way with words.
It's just too good to pass up and Scary. I
love you, buddy. I'm just saying, when somebody lets you
know that they are pregnant, you do not lead with
(37:13):
a profound no. You lead with a profound yes.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Anyways, Okay this became by the way, this clip probably
has a million views already on YouTube or we're out
on reels. I did a podcast with Share where my
other partner in my other podcast, Speaking Volumes, where she
told me live on the podcast she was pregnant with
her third child. And my reaction was, I guess you
(37:41):
would call classic priceless. So priceless that Elvis behind my
back took the audio because he saw it online, took
the audio, ripped it, played it on the air this
morning on Today's Tuesday Big Show, and the whole crew
ripped into me for ten minutes live on the air
after they played audio from the Speaking Volumes podcast, and
(38:03):
then that became a drop which listeners would say, should
should go down in infamy and be played over and
over on the show again. Ship, you've said on this
podcast you couldn't get Elvis to pull a clip from
the No.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
This wasn't an an on purpose thing. This was accidental.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
We're gonna play we gotta we gotta play this audio
on the Brooklyn Boys podcast because it was such a
moment today and they literally literally railroaded me with it blindsided.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I had no clue this was coming because I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like to Elvis downloaded the video, ripped the audio himself
loaded into the system.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, well, no, he's got he doesn't have that kind
of time. We just have a couple of these left. Elvis.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you'd like to pull a clip from this podcast
and get a million views of it, you're You're welcome
any audio you want, Elvis, pull it, rip it on it,
zip it.
Speaker 12 (38:55):
Joe from California, Yeah, he scared. I just wondering did
you ever make it down to Philly to watch the
Knicks play against the Sixers.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, that I'm there.
Speaker 12 (39:07):
Could you said you wanted to go? That sounds like
a suicide mission.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, I wanted to, but I never got tickets and
time didn't permit for me to go there anyway. And
they weren't really selling tickets to New Yorkers. They were
trying to block us out. But that people, they didn't
work at all. They found We found our way down there.
All Knicks fans down there, all right, So I will
get this just in three more talkbacks. By the way, Uh,
(39:32):
Joe l embiid, one of the stars of the Sixers.
New Yorkers were calling them Joe l m b H.
I mean that's not right, even though they beat him
by like th I was so happy. Sorry Philly, sweet right,
let me just check sweet sweet Yeah, big big sweep
sweet love it, love it anytime, any anytime you can
make a Philly fan cry.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Listen, you football teams are better than mart.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Louis Sam checking in on the coed baby shower, wondering
how that went. My husband and I just had our
first baby shower and it was a co ed shower.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
But the reason it was co ed we.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
Have a lot of a couple of friends and we
wanted to. We made sure that it was you know,
friendly for both guys and girls at We were at
a bar, had cocktails, bacon wrap, shrimp yard games, you
name it. I love you, guys, She continues, Save bready
and scary. Sam from Saint Louis, again.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Weighing in on the baby shower gets a scary should
get something.
Speaker 11 (40:32):
That I think would be kind of up his alley.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
A little bit bougie. Would be like a diaper service. No,
I can order a service.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
For families that will keep delivering them diapers.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
That could be something unique as opposed to you know
what as those as opposed to like a one time
diaper by doing a service where they get recurring.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Diapers that that I would go for. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Okay, let's say you go to a wedding. Are you
gonna buy the bride and groom like a grub hub
or like like.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
A meal a meal kit. But it's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
It's a step up and thoughtful more than just a
one time diaper by where they just shit in the
diaper and throw it away. At least there's a constant
recurring guest another delivery advise, Oh, that's scary.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
A delivery arrived. Scary. Got this that's a constant memory.
Now here's what I would.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Say, hearkening back to when I had my first kid.
A diaper service provided by a certain person. It depends
who they are, right. If it's like friends from work
and they give you a diaper service, that's fantastic, right.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
But if it's your parents or your.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Best friend, I feel like they should get something personal
that you can the kids could have forever because they're
gonna be in your family. But like your work friends,
if they all chip in for diaper service, that's fantastic.
But I wouldn't want my best friend buying me diaper service.
This is me personally. I would like them to get
something meaningful for my children, unlike a plate and spool.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
You know what I would like? Bottle service, Baby bottle service,
baby bottle.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
Hey fan from Saint Louis the last one slices, I
promise that's okay, Sarry.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
I would love.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
A Tiffany's forger last dish for my newborn listew in July.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
You are welcome to send one to us, and I
will gladly take a picture of them eating their piece
of cake on their one year.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Birthday for you.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Again, I get the keep safe thought with it, but
I would also recommend maybe adding diapers.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
In the future.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
All right, well, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Thank you for backing me up.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Thank you for everyone showing me that Brody really is
truly as those that I would asshole so sold my ship.
Didn't appreciate the expensive gift I got each one of
his three daughters.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, oh, you did not get them all gifts. In fact,
you didn't get my third daughter anything. Well, by that
time it was old news. Yes you like share baby,
then see this is the share thing comes into play here.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I could not believe what's going on in the shares life.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
You gotta be good to the third The third one
is awesome, just like the second and first.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So I get it. I get it, But it's like
how many how many gifts you're gonna give it.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
If you're gonna give a gas plate, a glass plate
with a spoon to a baby, the diaper is gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Come in handy.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Put them all around the floor of the baby's highchair,
so when the baby throws the glass plate, it'll land
softly on the diapers on the floor.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
So it's not glass. You're a douche.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Hey, that's all we got for today. Thanks for your talkbacks.
I know it was a quick one because well guess
what we we released the Sunday whatever. Anyway, the Mother's
Day gift, We're gonna give you a brooking boys in a.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Day or so.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
And don't forget keep these nice and tight, baby. We
don't want to hear Brody's awful AI jingles.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Please, I myself reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby,
A lot of things you're gonna be on excise.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
Free.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
Jasser
Brooklyn Boys Podcast reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three
seventy three and beyond. I'm Scary Jones with David Brody.
Hold on, I'll start I'm Scary Jones.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
And I'm David Rody. I like that, but worked on
that last week.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, yeah, you know what went better in dress? Now
we're live and now we're without a net, so you
know what, we should have recorded dress rehearsal and then
played that. Probably anyway they're doing SNL, sometimes they just
air the dress in the dress. If you're new, if
you're new to the pod, welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
This is not that we are the guys who as
the Brooklyn Boys podcast, but we're basically doing the show
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about the show. This is the one where people leave
feedback on the main episode. We'll be hearing a lot
from three seventy three and three seventy two today and
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Speaker 1 (01:18):
Boom.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Speaking of three seventy three again, being in the Elvistrand
podcast folder. The podcast has only been out since Sunday,
we've already doubled our normal listenership. Yeah, so we're gonna
have plenty of talkbacks after we record this, that's right,
But that's right to be playing more talkbacks from three seventy
three on next week'slice time, for sure.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm sure we will be.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Also, we have a talkback announcement to make later on
in this episode. Okay, we'll do it later on. We
won't do it right now later all right, Now, let's
get to this week's talkbacks. If you listen through Spotify
or Apple or anywhere other way, we appreciate the listen.
But if you want to give some feedback, you do
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Speaker 1 (02:00):
All right.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Now, you could listen on a other platforms if that's
what you prefer, of course, and then later op Radio
app both talk back.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
And give us a give us a double listen.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
You know what I'm saying, was the Houston's butter lacing
gold for cocaine?
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Did you at least take the Ramkin two.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Which he's referring to is David Brodie's experience where you
got charged three dollars extra for butter at Houston's.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You know, I could have just said that, except I
got I beat you to it.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah, okay, all right, scary yeah, scary, okay, Okay, this
is what we want to know. If you only got
the new doorknobs and the new hinges for one door,
(02:54):
how much would the total be for just that one door?
Speaker 5 (02:58):
And let's say, for.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Argument's sake, you picked the fanciest, best one you'd want
from that website.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
How much is the total for one door?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Probably like four hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
All the hinges and fancy doorknobs, actually doorknobs are astronomical.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That website, though, doesn't sell those.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
They sell uh switch plates for your on and off switch,
and dimmers and plugs yeah then, and sockets dangs, but
they don't sell uh. They don't sell uh hinges or doorknobs.
But there I've seen sites where they have got fancy
as f doorknobs. I'm not gonna not trying to be
(03:35):
in the market for those not things.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Red Ge can barely afford fruit punch let alone, Busta.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
And punch hio thank you, hyo.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
What about be Boys Barnie in Atlanta, listening to Broda
story about Houston's Brody, where were the best ribs you
ever had?
Speaker 7 (03:58):
You said Houston's rebbed ribs were good, but they weren't.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
The best you ever had.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
So I would just like to know where were the
best ribs you ever had? Peep Up boys appreciate, y'all.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
That's a good question. So I'm a chicken palm guy.
I'm not really a ribs guy where I like, Oh,
I remember every rib I've ever had. I prefer what
are the big fat ones of those beef ribs. I
prefer beef ribs, and I prefer less vinegary taste. So
I tell you, I really like the ribs at Virgil's Barbecue.
(04:31):
But there used to be a place called Dallas Barbecue
in Manhattan. I used to like, I don't know, I
guess I have to I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I don't know what I got to say this.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
None of the chains, None of the chains I like
all local, like like Hometown Barbecue is there's only two
of them around here. I used to like Dinosaur Barbecue,
but even that so I like Dinosaur Barbecue. Yeah, but
I also like, what's the one you get at home.
You can buy like a rack and a bag and
you cook them. I don't know, I'm not, but if
(05:00):
I like him, I like him. I thought the Houston
ones were good. They were a little spicy, little vinegary,
not my favorite, but the meat was terrific.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The meat felt the boneus both. The bone is good.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But if I'm if I'm gonna be honest, I prefer
Chinese roast pork spar ribs.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
That's why I say that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
I actually think they have superior, superior ribs to the others. Also,
I like Korean style barbecue ribs. I like that sauce,
the Korean style. So I'm sorry. My apologies to Kansas
City and all of the America's South. I'm just my
ribs aren't my my go to.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
People. Boys burn again scary.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
You need to get with a sales team and get
them to uh get you as a rap.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
For what have you?
Speaker 7 (05:43):
For this Sucker and Punch brand.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
They will give you a good count for your apartment.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Sucker and Punch. That's great. I like that one.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hey, while we're talking about this, I want to give
a shout out to Renee. Renee sent me a video
of a guy on TikTok named Ryan Dubbs Dubs look
it up on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
He does a video relatively recently.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh, it's so funny about about Yes, I said it
the scary about Chinese knockoffs where you can get the
sucker and punch Punch and Judy door knobs and like
figure like cheap like Timu Timu or whatever like for
like a few bucks.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
So it's great.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Stephen from Rockland County.
Speaker 8 (06:26):
The situation with Brody going into the dumplings at closing
is very similar to the one with the grape soda.
He walked in, he asked permission to get dumplings. They
even permission, and he went and he got them and
he showed them. He said were good, They said yes,
and he took the grape soda.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
End of story.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
I don't know what other argument there is.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
I really don't think there is one, but especially.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
In the case of the grape soda, he literally walked
out with it. As he's walking out with it in hand,
we good, literally push that's being pushy, all right, No, Nope,
they messed me up on whatever I ordered, the dumplings
or fried Wanton's whatever it was. They took almost an hour.
That's taken advantage of a small business. Nope, that was
them saying that was free, Dessart, that was them saying
(07:11):
we're sorry. Yep, they were like, yeah, we get it. Okay,
gotta soda. We cost you an hour, all right?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Scary Going back several episodes about the swimming pool thing
about the indoor pools. I've worked in hospitality and managed
a pool for over twenty years now. Most of those
pools are not properly maintained. So if you're going to
use one of them, I would highly suggest that you
bring your own test kit or test strips or something
like that and test it before we go in, because
(07:38):
maintenance is not what you think it is. Not to
scare you, but you should always protect yourself and don't
trust anyone else.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I appreciate that advice. And guess what, there's no shot
I'm going in that water. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
You know what's funny. He's the guy in charge of
the pools and just told us not to go in them.
Shouldn't he be overseeing the getting them taken care of
and clean properly.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
It's the ones in these buildings. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Something you can just bring you can just bring test
strips and dip a test strip in and check the
collar against the back of the bottle and be like,
oh it's good chlorine good, great, free chlorine alkalinity. Take
two seconds, I want the pool. I'll come over with
my test strip.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Lean from Ohio, Hey, Maddie, talk about the man. Guess
what the minute in the pymamient Go read Book of Genesis,
Get Sure five tells as how he created Earth. Okay,
and just read that the sun in the mid or
(08:35):
in the permament while the stars are above.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, okay, that's fair. Keep in mind it was written
by mash so I saw the moon and they put.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
It in the book.
Speaker 10 (08:44):
Brooklyn Boys Boy Alex from Texas commented on three seventy
two punch your lights out, y'all mentioned did you all
ever imitate somebody or act like you somebody else? That's
scary brought up with the construction vests. I did that
one time. I worked for a company a long time ago,
(09:05):
probably eight years ago. Well, anyways, me and our friends
went out to a uce event and the line were long.
We were waiting twenty minutes to turn out of the event.
The line wasn't moving. It was probably thirty cars deep back.
So I got out in my vest, ran up to
the front. Pause the line that wasn't letting us go through.
(09:26):
Let the line I was going in. I was in
go And once my friends had pulled up, I jumped
in and left amazing, and I heard everybody in the
back honking, and we were just laughing, drunk as hell.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Love that love that he pretended to be the street,
the street employe, the you know, the construction guy.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Love.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
Were you scared? Appreciate you guys. You guys are funny.
You're hilarious. Really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Thank you, Thank you, Liam, appreciate it. Welcome Liam there
a gay? Fuck? Are you hilarious? You said, jid hot
a winter?
Speaker 11 (10:06):
Didn't know.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
They're asking for merch st jeez. Anyways, you're fine.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
You ever noticed when Liam leaves a talk back there's
always birds chirping in the background.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
You think you know that song by the Corperenters.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are here.
I'm wondering, No, no, I'm wondering if that that those are
real or if that's a soundtrack. You mean sound effects. Yeah,
sound effects. Oh maybe you think he's got his own
soundtrack to his life. You think people composed music for them.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
I think he's playing sound effects of birds.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Okay, you know they let him out for a couple
hours and he went out in the in the in
the garden.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Very calm.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
All right, we gotta take a first break my boy podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
All right, here we go on an upward So far
we've been good.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
We have in California.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
CALLI.
Speaker 12 (11:01):
I know sent the big but I would never get
through on there. But scary. How come on Friday show,
you guys were saying that everything else talked about on
Thursday's show was what you really talked about. There was
no Thursday show. Everything that was on there was pre
recorded or from older shows. So I don't know why
(11:21):
they wouldn't just say that it wasn't live.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
I don't know what you're talking about. There was a
show on Thursday. We worked. There was no show on Tuesday. Tuesday,
there was no show, right, was it Tuesday? On a Tuesday?
Speaker 6 (11:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I think it was on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
By the way, apologizing for breaking the rules doesn't give
you permission to them break the rules. Maybe should write
a jingle for that, Brody, I may have to do that.
I've got slight jingles we may have to play later.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Leave it on the Big Show. Keep it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
I feel like you can go to at Scary Jones
on Instagram and message him with all Elvis Durand Morning
Show related items that appeal to Scary. Right, okay, all right,
I see a major major offender coming up, major offender.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Who whooo?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Okay, all this? I see eight talkbacks. Sometimes you're wrong.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Today three seventy two. No, Brodie is wrong. You should
not have gone through the exit door in that restaurant.
I know I've done that before. Oh they may say
no problem, but deep down they're like, oh, what's the
freaking guy.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
They throw out?
Speaker 4 (12:29):
I think she made an exception because you're a regular there. Yes, well,
I'm glad you got the dumplings. You know what, if
you think about it, you kind of did them a favor.
I know I take both the people crazy, right, but
still it was wrong. You shouldn't have went through the
exit door. Well it was, but hey, you had a
(12:52):
you know, you wanted to have them, and you know what,
I bet they will go as to give you the
extra and they probably want to throw them out anyway. Yes,
I love you guys. Next, Oh, scary, scary, scary?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Right?
Speaker 4 (13:06):
What is the purpose of a light? To give light?
A switch? You have it on, you have it off,
It dims. Who gives a rat's ass? If it's made
in fucking gold, it does a purpose. No matter what
you have. I know she's trying to help. You don't
have a mansion. You're not like these Hollywood staws that
(13:30):
you know.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
He doesn't know that, all right?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
The light switch, who gives a crap? Are they gonna really?
People are going to be looking at your walls and
go ooh they got buster and punch light switch? Whoa listen?
As long as electric works. They didn't shut your electric off.
You're giving light, you're dimming light. Gives a crap? What
(13:55):
the hell? The plate looks like. You're lucky if you
have electric and you paid your bill. Okay, it's me again,
all right, So it's nice that you want to have
nice stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You got a brand new upond and just say something different.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
You're still getting hate hot water and electric.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
No matter why, you're going to.
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Same electric. You've got to be grateful for what you have.
I am, Yes, you want to bougie on on up,
just get one of them. Okay, I'm out. No, you're
not three dollars for a pad of butter. You gotta
be kidding me. Three seventy two. Yeah, I would. I
would have took the tablecloth, the forks and knives. I
(14:43):
don't care. Why the hell would you have to pay
for butter? Why the hell that is something that comes
with the food? That is ridiculous. Well, you said it's
a great place, right granted, But three dollars for an
extra pad of butter?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You want to slam my head over it?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You you want to hit me with seventy five cent fee.
I really don't think it should go beyond that. Three
dollars is an atrocity, and it's.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
The best butter in the world. I'll pay a dollar.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
There's another atrocity happening. There's another atrocity happening right here.
That was like seven talkbacks David Brody seven, I mean,
I love you day MGF all people to offend us like,
we're not offended.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
No, none of this. Okay. So we have a problemate
problem with the system.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
The iHeartRadio talkback system is not keeping all of the talkbacks.
It seems to be a limit on how many it
can hold.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Every week.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I've been told that, we've been that some of them
have been booted out and they're not hearing them on here.
And now that we're getting and now that we're getting
so many more listeners, now that we're in the Elvestrand
podcast folder, we've got to make sure we have enough
room for all the new lists.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Everybody, we love the old list. Everybody's great.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
But here's the thing I feel, scary feels you could
probably get your now listen. You could probably get your
point across in two three talkbacks, maybe four. If you
do a Solt parody, that's gonna take you five or six.
It's a little longer. It's content, we get it, but
try to be concise and not say the same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Reiterate what you're reiterated, you reiterated.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Reiterat So because we share this, by the way, we
share this platform with every other one in the iHeart
network that leaves talkbacks, including the elbows Strand Morning Show.
So it's not a fault, it's not. It's a hard
drive issue and we're trying to work through it. But
there's just not enough room so it's time to us
like cut back a little bit. Talk shows, award shows
where they play you off. We we will have a
(16:32):
series of jingles to remind everybody. Now listen, we're not
telling you to do five or six to hear us
play the jingles. We're letting you know that if you
miscount or forget how many you did, we may so
you may hear something a little something like this. Oh yeah,
(16:57):
that's it, So honestly, get your point across.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
We're gonna say, we're gonna call it three. Now.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
If something is so friggin interesting that it has to
go and it's so compelling that it has to bleed
into a fourth, maybe that, but you know something, four
is the limit from here on out. Otherwise we're gonna
have to play you off with one of Brody's crash jingles.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Oh like this really, Yeah, we're gonna fade it out.
We're gonna cut it off. That was top that number
four you do not get anymore. Number five is on
the cutting room floor. We try to be subtle. End scene.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Uh so so yeah, but no, really, let's keep it
to three. We've said this in the past. Three is
the magic. Three is the magic number. No. No, Oh,
we are gonna be no no, because if they're boring
and we don't want to get him out of three,
we're gonna have a jingle for three.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
We're gonna have a jingle for three and four.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Because if it's an interesting one and it's so compelling,
we'll let you get to four and then we'll play
that ship. So an example of of of a third
one where you're like, I just wonder, right, So but
only four of those, no, because you're being going to
we're gonna cap you with three. And it's all subjects
to my fingers. Okay, I'm a man of the people.
(18:34):
That being said, we're doing our best to make sure
we fit as many as possible by as many different people.
On the hard drive, the the the well, what is it.
It's it's not a hard drive, it's storage space. It's
cloud storage. And so there's only so much cloud storage.
And I would pick someone who works fiheart blame them
for all their talkbacks because we're doing what we can.
Listen you do it in one and two, one or two,
(18:55):
we love you. That's Chef's kiss.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Three, three awesome, four, brilliant.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah, But if you're boring, and you do three, that's
your last strike.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
If you if you talk, I just want to say,
blue is my favorite color. Uh, talk back number two continuing, Hey,
blue is my favorite color. And I don't know if
you know this, but I said blue is my favorite
calling and I hate red. And I also, uh, this
is me, you know who this is.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
Again?
Speaker 2 (19:18):
That was my third talk back. Don't give me any
ships my last one. Blue is still my favorite. Red
is my second favorite. Yeah, okay, I lied. I said
I wasn't gonna do anymore. But it's my favorite. And
we're gonna cut you off right there. We will, they
will be they will be cut off. Sorry, I'm gonna
have to hit the stop. But all right, I don't
want to be an asshole. But were too late for that? Well, yeah, exactly,
it's fifty two years too late for that. We're leaving
(19:39):
too many talk back talk target And there was a
couple of employees hanging around.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
You got the counting crows, but I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Of nice, didn't I say counting crows? At some point? Yes,
I'm not wrong. Sex is wrong for no reason. He
always does not. Can I be wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:02):
I spoke everybody another Brody's wrong thing. By the way,
if you did four five, six seven talkbacks in a
row of calling us out with the music like that
or doing something like that, We're not gonna play you out.
We're gonna keep it going. Oh yeah, well I'm just
saying that was that's hysterical. I love hanging around.
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Hey, this is Bryce from Jacksonville, Illinois. Uh. Whenever my
wife and I got married. Uh, we were fortunate enough
to have friends that has their gift. They uh paid
for our open bar and put money down on that.
But scary, I got a question for you. How much
money did you put down at your wedding and what
did you spend on your wedding? Just curious. I love
(20:46):
you slice for life.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
I'm not married. I never had a wedding, so that's
his point. Never Yeah, so you never treated anyone to
any party. You and Robin should have a big win
I getting married party. Let us all come.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
No.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
No, but the money that I say, yes, all the
money that I've spent though on other people's weddings more
than greatly mix up for a fucking party I've spent
I've spent thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of
dollars over my lifetime going to other people's ship christenings, weddings, baptisms, communions, birthdays,
(21:20):
all of it. Birthdays for the kick. Everybody else does. Engagement,
everyone does that, right, But but when you get married,
you get that windfall back in your direction, so it
all gets coming back. It's you should throw a we're
not getting married wedding. No we're not getting married.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
No we ain't getting Okay.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Yeah, so my cousin's h put as guests at their
wedding guest table. They hate us because they're from Russia.
About age five, they did. Never liked this large family
over there. My dad's aid the family, but yeah, they
put us gas, disrespected us at the wedding. I want
to shake the funerals the gentleman's hand and disrespect there too.
(22:06):
So my dad stopped going to the cousin's weddings. It's
just not disrespect, I would say again, the same thing
with respect on my mom's side of the family, where
I you know, my backpipe probably played backpie for twenty
years and I played at the grandmother's funeral and somebody
in the family had attitude because I was on their side.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Of the town when I'm adopted.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Yeah, just both sides, family all around, dispect and that's
why my me and my dad just like, you know what,
we're done, and my dad cussed them out and everything.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Yeah, Gary, don't you hate to go to a wedding
where it's a dry event because the bride is an alcohol.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah? I do. I hate that.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Oh wait, she looked like she stepped in the middle
of one of Liam's ongoing jingle.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Rants one because Liam was done. This is Reggie two
in a row on Reggie.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
Okay, no one was able to drink because the bride
was gonna go around and everybody's el.
Speaker 14 (23:12):
Caoll Okay, hey book a performing this Okay, scary, but
sometimes it's scary and burdi scary.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
It was me.
Speaker 15 (23:22):
I made the comment, Now you look like the closet
azoo bottles and you know what, it looked good.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'll wear that shirt. That's a good lookie shirt, thank you.
Speaker 15 (23:29):
As a matter of fact, I'm gonna look for a
Sea Move replacement of that shirt. I'm gonna buy it.
It's a good look at share scary, it's not, it's not.
It's a compliment, all.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Right, perfect, Wow, he I did something that Wan Vasque
has liked.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Amazing is that his only talk back. That's it for now.
Somehow he knows the rules already, he sure does. He
got he got the memo. Thank you, Jan Valdez. We'll
be right back, Glyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
We will be right back.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
All right, let's continue on.
Speaker 11 (24:06):
What up?
Speaker 10 (24:06):
Gods?
Speaker 6 (24:06):
It's your favorite person with too much background noise and
uh anyway.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
Scary you is one boozy basket brother. I gotta give
it to you.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
You got more money than I can think of, because
I'm telling you down here in North Carolina gas and
sitting around both twenty to bout fifty a gallon and
I'm cutting my truck off and stop like I mean,
got no mindy.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
This shit killing me.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
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FuMB me page, and if you want to help out,
go to help a Redneck dot com and help a redneck.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Thank you. I like that help a redneck dot com.
That's great.
Speaker 16 (24:39):
Hey, Brooklyn Boys. Is Mary from Union City. I just
want to say, Trucker, thank you for putting that together.
For Reggie Chase from the way and me, I'm interested
in knowing what happens like, what's the storyline?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Was the plot? Like?
Speaker 16 (24:56):
Where does everything take a turn? And uh, is everyone's
satisfied at the end.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I love y'all living out a fantasy here. I like this.
We're writing, we're writing stuff, We're writing fiction. This could
be a romance novel.
Speaker 16 (25:12):
Hey, Brooklyn boys, is Maria from you Union City again?
I'm listening to the latest episode now, and Scary, you're
talking about the baby shower gift. Get them diapers. If
they have diapers on the registry, just get it. Get
to boxes if you're feeling generous. If it's the big boxes,
they're generally about fifty dollars in that range.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
That's scary. Diapers don't go bad.
Speaker 16 (25:39):
And if the baby grows out of the diaper, guess
what they can.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
That's not memorable. I don't want them wiping their kids
ask with my present.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Come on, now, that's not what it's not wipes, it's diapers.
But yeah, but whatever, the kid is taking a shit
in my gift.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Yeah, it's disposable gift wipes, diapers, anything like that. I understand.
It's it's always needed, it's always appreciated. Scary would rather
buy the kid a knife.
Speaker 16 (26:05):
Set hay Brooklyn Boys Maria from Union City. Again, if
the baby grows out of the diaper, guess what, they
can just go and exchange it and get a different size.
But if you if you want, you can get like
let's say, one box newborn size one box size one,
(26:28):
and that's it and then they'll be set. They don't
have to exchange anything because the baby will eventually grow
into it. I just get what's on the registry.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
That I agree with, but not diapers.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Nothing we talked about, right, yes, so we're gonna talk
about that.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was embarrassed. I played a
game and scary it's des.
Speaker 7 (26:51):
And Capone.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
I agree with you, scary.
Speaker 17 (26:55):
If you're going to have a wedding, especially a wedding,
you really should have an open bar.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That's great, Copone, don't you think so?
Speaker 17 (27:03):
See even my dog agrees that's right. And you know what,
I just think it's because it's a wedding.
Speaker 14 (27:10):
You know.
Speaker 17 (27:11):
I also agree with the other options of other types
of things, But honestly, I have been to weddings before that.
Instead of just an all open bar all night, they
do open bar for a certain period of time, like
an hour or two hours and then it switches to
a cash bar. That's a good option too, you know
what I mean? This way, someone's not spending five grand
(27:31):
on top shelf, open bar liquor.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You know, I get it. I get it to see.
Speaker 17 (27:37):
Come on, copone, tell him hello, open bar. Yes, and
I don't even drink guys.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Thank you, thank you. I feel I feel justified on this.
All right, we're gonna keep rolling along here.
Speaker 14 (27:49):
Most people this and he so it's brody and scary brody.
You don't understand. Scary Jones owns a five billion dollar apartment.
He owns a nine point seven ballion dollar studio equipment
where he records this podcast.
Speaker 1 (28:09):
You think he cares about gas.
Speaker 14 (28:11):
Scary Jones buys gas and then he goes like, oh
you see that guy over there, give him diesel.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Scary Jones has a gold mic.
Speaker 14 (28:22):
When Chuck Norris thinks about money, he thinks about halvery
much money.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Scary Jones has.
Speaker 14 (28:29):
Please don't you ever tell Scarry Jones he has a
Brooklyn Industrial gray color car that he bought because the
car manufacturer said, you know what, Scary Jones is gonna
drive this a broken and it is always broke.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
This I have a personality type.
Speaker 14 (28:52):
I don't like if you say the wrong thing or
you mispronounced or whatever that I don't care.
Speaker 18 (28:59):
I call them scrimps for shrimp. I call them scripts
as a plural. I also say pin number number, and
I also say ATM machine machine just to annoying people.
So if if you can be past that, then we
can be friends.
Speaker 14 (29:14):
A broken and it's always scary, Hey scary uh Buster
punch punch or nuts?
Speaker 18 (29:23):
Did get the clicks because all the slices clicked on it?
I know that as a fact. So you can literally
take this to Buster and Punch and say, hey, didn't
you get clicks? Clicks amount to views, views, amount to revenue.
You could take this.
Speaker 14 (29:42):
The amportant cary paper menu.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
You're in my favorite.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
That's a perfect example of how that's gonna work.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, no, no, okay, but you gotta oh that, So
play the next Okay, we will play just this time,
but that's an example of how it's gonna go.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
You will be faded out hard stop my boy paper
menu right all.
Speaker 14 (30:08):
Right, A brooken bussy war with this and so was
born and scary paper menu, you're my favorite. You got
on my good side. So that's a tweet. Don't tweet
me back? All this out?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
All right? We gotta get paper menu on on the
podcast Hi.
Speaker 19 (30:28):
Broken Boys is Maryland on listening to three seventy three.
It's probably too early to comment, but I just had to, like,
my heart sank Brody, how could you like sell his present?
That's a keepsake? I I would have loved that when
I was grown to know that your bestie bought that.
(30:49):
I'm sad? Are you scary and Brody? Really you did that?
You sold it?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Okay, Brody? He gave my daughter a plate and a
spoon or something. Yeah, thank you that.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I appreciate the fact that you're sticking up for me,
because a gift is a gift. It's it's a memory,
it's a keepsake. It's like the time I bought producer
Sam something on. It wasn't a keepsake. It was for
Pete's sake. I saw what am I gonna do with
this thing?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I appreciate that somebody has put the money in my
kid's bank account.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
It ended up being har money. You're so tacky.
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Queens here scary.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
You talked about the Miami sheic look.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Is that like.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Guys in convertibles with dark sunglasses, wearing like a white
suit with the jacket open.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Tie, maybe a T shirt and do right.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Colored dress shirt.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yes, you know, big shoulder pads in the jacket and
the jacket sleeves are pushed up past the elbows.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Right.
Speaker 4 (31:48):
Oh no, no, that's Miami advice. Okay, never mind, carry on.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
It's actually a form of Miami vice. It's it's Miami
vice modern. But thank you, Jamie.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
Boy.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Get your boy VP from NC with way too much
background noise.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
But anyway, I'm sitting.
Speaker 6 (32:05):
Here on this Tuesday morning, and I've.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Took your advice about the since.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I'm purchasing my first home, and I put.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
A nice little lump sump of money to.
Speaker 6 (32:13):
The side for any repairs or anything like that that
might pop up.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But I have another question.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Now because I also have another little lump sum of money,
just a couple of grand you know.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
But where can you already know who it is?
Speaker 6 (32:27):
But anyway, so I put a few I put a
little lump sum of money away, you know, enough to
cover a new roof on the house, or a new
hot water heater or something like that if it goes
to shit or even a new heating and ac unit
if it goes to shit. But I got a couple
more thousand dollars sitting around, and I just want to know, like,
(32:48):
where can I put it for it to just make
money on its own, just where I could get some
interest off of it.
Speaker 7 (32:54):
Man.
Speaker 6 (32:54):
Well, anyway, I'm just sitting here on this random Tuesday
morning contemplating things like that that I just asked you,
and uh, I really I don't have no one to ask,
and I'm not gonna ask these drunk dumb asses in
his warehouse that I'm surrounded by.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
So I figured, hey, Birdie and Scary are both.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Well off with money, and they seem like they're doing
all right.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Let me ask these motherfuckers.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Maybe they might know something about making your money make money,
you know what I'm saying, Because this ship is getting
old quick, Dude, I.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Need a radio job. Yeah right, Yeah, me me too.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
So I knew you're going to say that, honestly, Honestly,
I mean, there's no short answer to this, but I always,
I always say invest your money in real estate if
you could. I mean, that's really where that that that's
one of the only things that is going to continue
to go up.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Don't have any money, you don't have any I know problem.
I know it's a problem. I know it's a problem.
So it's it's bad advice. I don't know. I'm kind
of cornered. I don't know what to say. Man, you
got a light switch in that corner.
Speaker 7 (33:56):
Brooklyn boy, is this tea waight scary that he wanted
to do? Hear me more?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
So?
Speaker 7 (34:00):
Here we are. But I've been invited to baby showers,
but for when my wife was pregnant with little Tea White,
we had a diaper party for the guys instead of
see them going to the baby shower, which was really
just we sat around drinking beer and eating barbecue, and
every guy brought a case of diapers. We did not
buy diapers until he was over a year old because
Walmart lets you switch them out for any size. When
(34:24):
the lady that's pregnant when she stands up, I agree
with scary, the seat is yours. But you saying that
he did his job reminded me of your former show
Walkers and Talkers. When Abraham asked Glenn spoiler Abraham's dead, spoiler,
Glenn's dead if he was looking to make pancakes. When
he was pouring to bas quick.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Yeah, that's great, So just real quick.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
There's a line in The Walking Dead And by the way,
I used to always say things that were already known.
I've got spoiler, which is what he's referencing. There's a
line where he goes, because one guy gets another woman pregnant,
and the other guy goes, were you trying to make
pancakes when you were poorn the bis quick which is
his sudnism for like, were you're trying to get a pregnant?
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, that's what he's referencing. Yeah, hilarious.
Speaker 7 (35:04):
All right, last topic, maybe not last talk back, but
last topic for open bar. At my wedding, we did
have open bar or whatever. It made our lives easier.
But if you're inviting one hundred and seventy people and
only half of them are going to drink, I wouldn't
be mad if somebody decided not to do open bar.
You can't count other people's money. But also, if you're
(35:25):
saying you're gonna have one or two drinks, then just
buy your one or two drinks. Whether you have one
or two or ten, it's still gonna cost them an
extra twenty. You can maybe you know, meet in the middle,
do a couple free drink tokens or whatever. If you're
gonna have two and underneath extra you pay for but
you're being invited to celebrate their wedding. You're still getting
a free meal. You're still getting you know, the opportunity
(35:48):
to party and dance and whatever. So like, if you
got to pay for a couple drinks when you're only
having two, big whoop.
Speaker 11 (35:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
I mean, I say, rather than have the open bar,
if you know only half the crowd drinks or they're
not heavy drinkers, I would just roll the dice and
just open a tab and just have them ring it
as they go. And this way you'll wind up paying
far less and still look like a hero because you
covered everybody's drink. I'll say this, if you have a
destination wedding, you better be paying for drinks.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
If I'm getting on a plane.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
And flying and standing in a hotel, yep, you gotta
get me a corona.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (36:26):
Brody, scary, scary Brody.
Speaker 20 (36:29):
This is Kirie and from top of pa I've chimed
in a couple of times here in the past.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
I haven't had much to say, always listen. I just
haven't had much to say until today.
Speaker 20 (36:39):
Well, I was listening to the Big Show and I
heard Elvis talk about Scary's reaction to Shar's third child, Brody.
Speaker 5 (36:51):
Do us all fever? Just laying him Man and Brody.
The reason why Man thanking for you to lay in
a scary purely because you have such a way with words.
It's just too good to pass up and Scary. I
love you, buddy. I'm just saying, when somebody lets you
know that they are pregnant, you do not lead with
(37:13):
a profound no. You lead with a profound yes.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Anyways, Okay this became by the way, this clip probably
has a million views already on YouTube or we're out
on reels. I did a podcast with Share where my
other partner in my other podcast, Speaking Volumes, where she
told me live on the podcast she was pregnant with
her third child. And my reaction was, I guess you
(37:41):
would call classic priceless. So priceless that Elvis behind my
back took the audio because he saw it online, took
the audio, ripped it, played it on the air this
morning on Today's Tuesday Big Show, and the whole crew
ripped into me for ten minutes live on the air
after they played audio from the Speaking Volumes podcast, and
(38:03):
then that became a drop which listeners would say, should
should go down in infamy and be played over and
over on the show again. Ship, you've said on this
podcast you couldn't get Elvis to pull a clip from
the No.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
This wasn't an an on purpose thing. This was accidental.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
We're gonna play we gotta we gotta play this audio
on the Brooklyn Boys podcast because it was such a
moment today and they literally literally railroaded me with it blindsided.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
I had no clue this was coming because I'm.
Speaker 2 (38:37):
Like to Elvis downloaded the video, ripped the audio himself
loaded into the system.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
Yeah, well, no, he's got he doesn't have that kind
of time. We just have a couple of these left. Elvis.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
If you'd like to pull a clip from this podcast
and get a million views of it, you're You're welcome
any audio you want, Elvis, pull it, rip it on it,
zip it.
Speaker 12 (38:55):
Joe from California, Yeah, he scared. I just wondering did
you ever make it down to Philly to watch the
Knicks play against the Sixers.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
Well, that I'm there.
Speaker 12 (39:07):
Could you said you wanted to go? That sounds like
a suicide mission.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, I wanted to, but I never got tickets and
time didn't permit for me to go there anyway. And
they weren't really selling tickets to New Yorkers. They were
trying to block us out. But that people, they didn't
work at all. They found We found our way down there.
All Knicks fans down there, all right, So I will
get this just in three more talkbacks. By the way, Uh,
(39:32):
Joe l embiid, one of the stars of the Sixers.
New Yorkers were calling them Joe l m b H.
I mean that's not right, even though they beat him
by like th I was so happy. Sorry Philly, sweet right,
let me just check sweet sweet Yeah, big big sweep
sweet love it, love it anytime, any anytime you can
make a Philly fan cry.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Listen, you football teams are better than mart.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
Louis Sam checking in on the coed baby shower, wondering
how that went. My husband and I just had our
first baby shower and it was a co ed shower.
Speaker 5 (40:06):
But the reason it was co ed we.
Speaker 11 (40:08):
Have a lot of a couple of friends and we
wanted to. We made sure that it was you know,
friendly for both guys and girls at We were at
a bar, had cocktails, bacon wrap, shrimp yard games, you
name it. I love you, guys, She continues, Save bready
and scary. Sam from Saint Louis, again.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
Weighing in on the baby shower gets a scary should
get something.
Speaker 11 (40:32):
That I think would be kind of up his alley.
Speaker 5 (40:34):
A little bit bougie. Would be like a diaper service. No,
I can order a service.
Speaker 11 (40:42):
For families that will keep delivering them diapers.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
That could be something unique as opposed to you know
what as those as opposed to like a one time
diaper by doing a service where they get recurring.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Diapers that that I would go for. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
Okay, let's say you go to a wedding. Are you
gonna buy the bride and groom like a grub hub
or like like.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
A meal a meal kit. But it's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
It's a step up and thoughtful more than just a
one time diaper by where they just shit in the
diaper and throw it away. At least there's a constant
recurring guest another delivery advise, Oh, that's scary.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
A delivery arrived. Scary. Got this that's a constant memory.
Now here's what I would.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Say, hearkening back to when I had my first kid.
A diaper service provided by a certain person. It depends
who they are, right. If it's like friends from work
and they give you a diaper service, that's fantastic, right.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
But if it's your parents or your.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
Best friend, I feel like they should get something personal
that you can the kids could have forever because they're
gonna be in your family. But like your work friends,
if they all chip in for diaper service, that's fantastic.
But I wouldn't want my best friend buying me diaper service.
This is me personally. I would like them to get
something meaningful for my children, unlike a plate and spool.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
You know what I would like? Bottle service, Baby bottle service,
baby bottle.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
Hey fan from Saint Louis the last one slices, I
promise that's okay, Sarry.
Speaker 5 (42:12):
I would love.
Speaker 11 (42:14):
A Tiffany's forger last dish for my newborn listew in July.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Thank you.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
You are welcome to send one to us, and I
will gladly take a picture of them eating their piece
of cake on their one year.
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Birthday for you.
Speaker 11 (42:29):
Again, I get the keep safe thought with it, but
I would also recommend maybe adding diapers.
Speaker 5 (42:35):
In the future.
Speaker 1 (42:37):
All right, well, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Thank you for backing me up.
Speaker 2 (42:40):
Thank you for everyone showing me that Brody really is
truly as those that I would asshole so sold my ship.
Didn't appreciate the expensive gift I got each one of
his three daughters.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
Yeah, oh, you did not get them all gifts. In fact,
you didn't get my third daughter anything. Well, by that
time it was old news. Yes you like share baby,
then see this is the share thing comes into play here.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
I could not believe what's going on in the shares life.
Speaker 2 (43:08):
You gotta be good to the third The third one
is awesome, just like the second and first.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
So I get it. I get it, But it's like
how many how many gifts you're gonna give it.
Speaker 2 (43:17):
If you're gonna give a gas plate, a glass plate
with a spoon to a baby, the diaper is gonna.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Come in handy.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Put them all around the floor of the baby's highchair,
so when the baby throws the glass plate, it'll land
softly on the diapers on the floor.
Speaker 1 (43:30):
So it's not glass. You're a douche.
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Hey, that's all we got for today. Thanks for your talkbacks.
I know it was a quick one because well guess
what we we released the Sunday whatever. Anyway, the Mother's
Day gift, We're gonna give you a brooking boys in a.
Speaker 1 (43:46):
Day or so.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
And don't forget keep these nice and tight, baby. We
don't want to hear Brody's awful AI jingles.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Please, I myself reactions. This podcast all depends on you, baby,
A lot of things you're gonna be on excise.
Speaker 5 (44:10):
Free.
Speaker 4 (44:10):
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