The Brooklyn Boys SLICE TIME for Ep. #374

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Slice reactions. This podcast all depends on you.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Baby, incis.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Free.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
That's right. Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode three seventy
four and beyond what's going on. I'm Scary Jones, I'm
David Brody. Look at that. Got to introduce myself for
anxiety like that. Okay, see what I did there? I
left space for you like a big celebrity. Now, yeah,
the big the big kahuna, medium kahuna. What is a

(00:48):
kahuna like? It's like a like a big like a
like a pooba, like a macha, like the poola, the
grand pooba, right, like the head of the organization. Yeah,
pretty much. So uh yeah. So basically, this is a
slice time the episode about the episode. If you're new
to the podcast, this is not the main content. This

(01:10):
is the side piece, not to say, not the best
looking side piece you've ever had. Uh yeah. Nonetheless. People
leaving talkbacks feedback for us, thank you so much. And
the way you do that is through the iHeartRadio app
by clicking on the microphone. That's how you do it.
So if you want to listen and you want to

(01:32):
make some you want to comment on the comments. We
love we love that too. We love when people commenting
on the comments. Yeah, like like on the Slice Time
when people just comment on Slice Time episodes and they
forget about the main episode completely. It's just like I
just want to comment on the last Slice Time slicetimer,
you know how, Okay, anyway, yeah, I do. All right,

(01:54):
let's let's let's see what we have in store for
us this week. What's waiting?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Hey, Brookle boys, Jamie so Green here, it's Gary. Let's
face it, your house plants. Comby no more about babies.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Than you do.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I've taken care of babies for many years, and I
have a suggestion. Stop being mister bougie big balls.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
With your gifts.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
Okay, leave the keepsake shit to the family.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
Let them get the expensive bougie ass.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Plate that the kid's gonna have until he's thirty or whatever.
Stop it. Get something practical.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (02:26):
I'll be hold by fire.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't want to get if she's the first caller here,
I don't want to get into a condescending tone, which
I appreciate that she has, like a nagging mom. Nah,
it's like a crapt in her cereal. It's scary.

Speaker 6 (02:40):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
You don't want to be basic and get a box
of diapers.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Don't know what to get? Here's an idea, you fucking ask.
Ask the expectant parents.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
What's something that they could use that's not one time
used like diapers?

Speaker 8 (02:54):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Or ask your siblings who are parents. Ask your friends
who are ask them for ideas of what to get
that's not one.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Time you like typers, Be practical, be smart, Scary.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Thank you Jamie's wonderful advice. Always appreciate it.

Speaker 9 (03:12):
What up, gang, you're your favorite boyfriend on the South
with too much background Noise and I was listening to
the most recent talkbacks and MJ was going off about
the goddamn light switches, and that made me think when
she said, no one looks at your light switches that
down here in the motherhome tailor homes that Birdie don't
like that. Most landlords who rent out their own like

(03:33):
fifty of them and rent them all out, and when
someone moves out, they just repaint the wall with.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
The light switch still on it. Just paint the lights.

Speaker 8 (03:40):
Stretched dog, it's.

Speaker 9 (03:43):
Your boy boy with too much background noise, and Scary
was talking about how all the money he has spent
giving people gifts for their weddings, this, that, and the next.
And as a broke redneck down here in the South,
I've been to a many of weddings as a child.

Speaker 10 (03:59):
I don't remember nobody giving ship to anybody else.

Speaker 7 (04:01):
Agave And for the guy.

Speaker 9 (04:03):
That was talking about his family's very disrespectful and he
plays bad fights and adopt the kids from Russia, fuck
your family, dog, leave them.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
I didn't mean it like that.

Speaker 7 (04:12):
I didn't mean for that to come off verry rude.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
But like I got a family full of crackheads and
drug addicts and shit. And if you like, you just
gotta visually cut people off. Dudes, stand strong and just
live your life. That's one recommendation from the flights to another.
All right, goodbye, y'all, have a great week. Thank you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
And I left one thought back earlier here.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
And then I just left those two and now I'm
leaving this one.

Speaker 7 (04:36):
So this makes four.

Speaker 9 (04:37):
So I have the sight of that I will be
the test dummy.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
Cut me off.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Hit me with a jingle, play the jingle, bitch, Well
you asked fo, he's a four, he's he's yeah, okay,
all right. The four so before four is debatable four
is debatable.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Not to me. Three three is it's content.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Three is the magic number.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, oh my gosh, I love that.

Speaker 11 (05:01):
On the Cutting World War, I yes, I'm for that.
I had no idea that in Seinfeld, George is supposed
to be Larry David Larry David and Jerry's life. I
just found that out. I read it in Michael Richard's
book Great book. If anyone wants to read it, it is

(05:22):
so funny. Definitely check it out. And what are your
favorite books? Scary and Brody?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh god?

Speaker 11 (05:31):
Is your full time favorite books?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah? Me, neither. You're asking the wrong too. We don't read.
We really don't. I mean I've I've probably read like
as an adult, maybe ten books. Yeah, I mean some
of them I enjoyed. I love I enjoyed the firm Uh,
Pelican Brief. It's been a while, stayed. Yeah, we gotta. Yeah,

(05:56):
those don't. I don't, although I will tell you about
a book that, uh that messed me up at Target
on the next episode, The Brooking Boys remind me scary.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Good afternoon.

Speaker 12 (06:07):
This is Chad from O my hole. I don't know
what having my wires got crossed last night after having
a big shot of tequila there, you know, Cruiz a
seul or whatever the hell it is. But anyway, you know,
I wanted a comment on the whole MJ from NJA.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh, miss MJ.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
I love you.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
You're so nice and she's so smart too.

Speaker 12 (06:28):
You know, she was coming in on your shoester and
punch a goddamn a light fixture.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Yeah me, whole MD was saying.

Speaker 12 (06:36):
Like, you know, give them a hell what your like
pictures look like? You know, because she's right, because you know,
when you're gonna turn on the lats, the room is dark.

Speaker 7 (06:45):
You know, you can't see it, So you turn.

Speaker 12 (06:46):
On the lats and they've got damn that fe that
when you can see shit, you know. And anyway, who
stands there it turns on the lad and just sits
there staring at the goddamn light fixture. Boy, I'll tell you,
unless well, unless you're on mushrooms or something like that,
or op ones, I don't know. But anyway, she was
also saying, how you're interiornickarator Lorena, Miss Lorena, there was

(07:09):
only trying to help you. I have to agree with
her one hundred percent. She was only trying to help
you drain out your bank account. Not But anyway, you know,
that's all I have for today because I need to
follow the three talkback rule. You know, I had a
song periody, but I can't do it now because I'm
gonna go over for and it's not gonna work.

Speaker 13 (07:30):
Saw he got.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Later, specifically, you see what he's allowed to play a
song over. You don't have that limit.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
He did that, he did, he did that?

Speaker 14 (07:41):
What he do?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, right, making us feel bad. I don't
want you.

Speaker 15 (07:46):
But I'm listening to Slice Time from three seventy one,
I believe, and I'm glad to hear T White defending
the dream on the Greatest Songwriter List.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
I know you guys probably don't know who he is.

Speaker 15 (08:01):
But as T White said, he wrote a lot of
good shit for a lot of some of our favorite artists,
so he definitely deserves to be sorry. It was Slices
Time for episode three seventy two. Also, this has been
from State, and I think we need to bring back
or we need to implement slice so slas because as

(08:21):
much as I love him, a couple of the talk
back to this episode were a little bit too much. Ye,
my dog take a breath with all due respective And also,
of course another old topic from I believe this is
from episode three seventy two Brooking boys.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
H Scary, we know you're a bougie bitch. Yeah, and.

Speaker 15 (08:47):
Uh oh sorry, I didn't mean to send that last one.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm back from upstate again.

Speaker 15 (08:52):
I was saying, scary, you're never going to beat the
boogie bass allegations, and that's fine, Like I always say,
you deserve to be boogie bass. But I hope when
you're an interior designer mentioned those expensive ass like plates
or like fixtures, whatever fuck it is, I hope your responses. Bitch,
are you crazy? Because na, that's as wild even for

(09:14):
a bougie bassie like yourself. Don't do it, Scary, don't
do it.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm not kind.

Speaker 15 (09:18):
Also, although it's always fun when Brody is wrong, unfortunately
he's right a lot too. And the situation with the
Dumpling restaurant or whatever the place was, it doesn't compare
to the breakfast Joint or the H and MS Fisco
in London because he asked before he came in it

(09:38):
was okay and they said yes, so it was on
them at that point.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
So yeah, Brody was right, what was this guy doing
shaving while he's talking to us? I like, you know what,
with that vibrating sound, I'm gonna hope it was shaving exactly.

Speaker 13 (09:52):
Guys, guys, guys, guys, you're both sounding like dingsy bastards
saying that you can only wear underwear one two times.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
I thought you guys grew up struggling.

Speaker 13 (10:04):
I can go five days with wearing one pair frontwards backwards,
inside out, frontwards, inside out, backwards. And the day five
commando who needs five pairs of underwear for five days,
that's just way too much laundry.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
How does he get five wars frontwards.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Backwards but wearing clean underwear he's wearing wearing him backwards.
That's got a I did it by accident. It's weird, though.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Hey for cood boys, Jimmie from Queen's Here Scary, you
prove more and more.

Speaker 16 (10:39):
That you're basically a twenty two year old girl trapped
in the sixty year old Every other episode there's some
new craze that you have to have or have to try.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Another episode of signs Onness Watson playing everyone insign not swear,
I half some hot sign.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
I have the box all right, I'd like to vote
Jamie off the island. What do you think.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'm giving her my immunity island?

Speaker 17 (11:11):
Hey, Brody and scary, this is Maddie Dif from Queens Scary.
You are a douche and you're describable. I cannot believe
the check you pulled on Mother's Day. It's dissing. Not
only did you jump the line of people that were
ahead of you, but you pulled a favor and interrupted
other people's holiday on a Sunday morning before nine o'clock.

(11:36):
And you ask me to interrupt people's days like that
on a weekend.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Now she was working. Actually, so well, it's not what
she means right, gone to my head? Just kill me now.

Speaker 13 (11:51):
My wife and I have been together since twenty eleven.
I've been married since twenty fourteen, and I was her
first for just about everything other than just normal kissing
and whatnot. So just the thought of her being with
another guy in any sort of intimate setting is just.

Speaker 8 (12:12):
Just just shoot me out, end it and me.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Wow. Okay, nice to know there's still some romantics out there.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
That's that's passion right there.

Speaker 17 (12:22):
Hey, wecome boys me again.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
A lot.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
About Brodie's diet coke coke cyal thing. Brody correct me
if I'm wrong here, But security, you don't get it.
It's not about the product itself. It's about the honesty factor.
It's about the fact that the guy knew he was
giving Brody coke cyo when he asked for diet coke
and said nothing, and probably would have continued to say

(12:47):
nothing and pretended that was diet coke if Brody hadn't
spoken up.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Thanks, all right? After Jamie's talkbacks, I need a break?
Can we all right? I'm right back, He raised the black.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Boy Broo Glynn Boys podcast.

Speaker 17 (13:02):
We will be right back.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Did you did you just shake the etcher sketch? Yeah?
You play commercial? Yeah, just shook it. Now we're not
making an e you sketch app? Can you can you
play your sketch on your phone? I'm sure you can't.
I'm sure you can. I mean yeah, I mean if
you could think about it, then they probably invented it.
Is there an easy big of an app? Can I
cook food on my phone with a light bulb?

Speaker 6 (13:25):
No b?

Speaker 18 (13:26):
What's going on with me? The old camp boy? I
drug it one more time? You saree Barbrino whoa you know,
concerning that little game you had there, Brody about the
four some or the thirty lovers. You know, if somebody's
got that thirty lovers, you know they probably had a
threesome anyway. You know, if I wouldn't want to know
either way, but I wouldn't want to know about any

(13:47):
then you know, just whatever you know knows not gonna
hurt you. You know, just live for the moment and
you'll be happy.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
Okay, all right, the podcast is over you okay, shows up.
That was a reference.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
That was a reference to something that happened on the
Big Show. Oh actually, oh no, no, that was my
no from We played it on this podcast as well.
When you when you Share, I found out we Share
was pregnant for a third time. Right, he was doing
the not Skywalker moment.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah the podcast this, hey Brooko boys shame me from
Queen's Last Game. But I promise scary you could hear
the one flat tires on that Brooklyn Gray car.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Just a backtrack, now that you got called out for
your reaction to share his pregnancy announcement, you're all like,
I didn't mean it the way of course you meant
it that way of course you meant that reaction.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
You're someone who doesn't want kids. We noticed, So someone
who doesn't want kids is gonna think every baby's an
oops baby. Can't comprehend that people want them and plan
to have a baby.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yeah, but context is key. She's got two kids already, scary,
she's no, no, no, no. That's why I responded the
way I did because I didn't think three kids. I
didn't think that this is laden. I didn't think that
this late in life, that she wanted she was trying
for another one. Unbeknownst to me, I was wrong. And

(15:22):
the fact that she's saying she's old stop. The fact
that she was trying is a good thing, and I'm
happy for her that she was trying. I assumed she
was not trying. But even if she wasn't trying, it's
a blessing. She's having a child and it's good for you. Congrats. No,
it is a blessing. What were you thinking when I

(15:45):
said I was having a third kid? Well, yeah, but
you're yeah, but you did everything all back to back
to back. You know, it was like, no, no, you
can't get pregnant that way. Scary, But you know, you
know what I'm saying you were in davy making mode.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
I thought like, this is the you know, I don't know,
I just which is fine.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
Listen, each baby guys can be in baby making mode
till they're like a hundred.

Speaker 19 (16:13):
All right, what a Brooklyn boys. This is Christ from
the BX and it is always brody and scary. Put
question scary. Did you say you don't drink soda? It's
been the twenty years, but you drink a lot of alcohol. Idea,
do you ever have chodka soda? This isn't that the

(16:35):
same Thing's a quick question that's on our splithands here.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, well yeah, well club soda. There's no sugar in that.
That that what a vodka soda has? Vodka soda? It's seltzer. Real,
it's seltzer. It's not cold, it's not should be really
it should be really a vodka seltzer. Yeah, but you
call it vodka soda, but soda is what do you
call it?

Speaker 9 (16:55):
What do you go?

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Vodka? Vodka vodka soda?

Speaker 8 (17:01):
And bruddy, where's the barons and noble story? What happened?
We're looking for it.

Speaker 20 (17:08):
So now, since I only have limited amount of talksbocks,
I'm also going to talk over myself, Scary Jones. Expensive
bushy shells.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
Have a weight limit.

Speaker 7 (17:20):
A weight limit.

Speaker 8 (17:22):
Check your shelves before you wreck your shells.

Speaker 20 (17:26):
Okay, so Scary Jones, ask you to contractor now you're
a designer, how much weight can.

Speaker 8 (17:36):
The shelves hold. It's a good questions. I don't want
to hear.

Speaker 20 (17:39):
Oh my god, I came home and the shelve is
on the floor and my radio equipments on the floor,
and he took everything down, and everything's in the garbage
and everything is in a million pieces.

Speaker 8 (17:49):
I don't want to hear that. I'm warning you. Expensive
shelves have a weight limit.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Expensive gifts. All of the scary stuff on his shelf
are on GLP one, so they all weigh less. N
Now he's making me think twice now about you know,
because that would imply you thought once, well once about it,
you hide it. I didn't think, yeah, but I didn't
think for a second that. Listen, I'm not sitting on
the fucking shelf. I mean, I'm this. I'm just trying

(18:18):
to imagine. Professional shelf hangers use the studs in the wall,
in which case they can support enough weight that you
don't have to worry about it, right, let's hope. I'm
assuming all of the brackets are eighteen inches apart on center.
That should probably be where the studs are most likely
in your building.

Speaker 8 (18:37):
Yeah, he and Harry just you know.

Speaker 20 (18:45):
I I'm a man of to day now, yesterday, not
the day before, not the past. I don't live in
the past. I live in to day. So with this
hypothetical woman, if she had whatever treats him and do something,
I don't live yesterday. I'm living now. I'm the man
of now. She wants to have it with me, great,
she doesn't. Great, I love her now today. Scary scary

(19:11):
you know know this, But I think I know the
woman you're talking about with the vines coming out of here,
coming out of over there. I used to work in
the olive garden on Route three, which is right next
to your studios. And she used to tell us, yes,
there's a vine for every lover, but there's only a
rose for every love. So how many roses and how

(19:33):
many vines you figure it out?

Speaker 1 (19:37):
It wasn't her, No, no, she was. She lived in VERMONTA. Okay,
I'm trying to like, Yes, I know that's okay, I'm
this a long time ago.

Speaker 21 (19:49):
Yeah, what kind of functional underwear are you talking about
that women have? The only thing that I know of
is the period underwear that it's actually like you're sitting.

Speaker 8 (19:59):
In your own blood and absorbs.

Speaker 22 (20:04):
But those sentences are really really expensive. But I'm not
sure underwear that women have, So I think you have
your facts wrong, broading.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
No, I don't, No, I don't a house full of women,
so some some of them have a cotton area that's
different than the rest of the panty, and some of
them have like a little uh a slit that you
can you can put like, ay, don't use.

Speaker 7 (20:29):
Don't worry, panting and slit in the same freaking sentence.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Okay, there's an opening in the crotch of the panting.

Speaker 7 (20:37):
That's still bad.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
All right. Equally, listen, you're I'm not gonna man explaining
female underwear to you. I have don't. Don't even use
the word don't underwear. Men's underwear is the same material,
the whole thing, all right, there's no special uh you know,
a protch taint fabric. All right, let's move on. It's

(20:59):
not getting anywhere.

Speaker 9 (21:01):
No.

Speaker 22 (21:02):
Five CC's is roughly equivalent to one teaspoon. So if
you think about your girl having a threesome with two
other guys, that is roughly equivalent to four teaspoons of
seminal fluid. Okay, and I don't know, try and wrap
your brain around that one.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
This took a turn for the said put put a
bolt in my head. This is, by the way, Yeah,
what are you gonna say that? Brodie said? Ten ccs
is the average or figure thirty c cs, which is
like a half a cup just everywhere.

Speaker 23 (21:37):
Great being from Ohio, U, Brody. Hypercise is growing up
as a kid. I think hyper extension of your laments
and uh it what happens is liquid pops if it
blows up with your choints and then yes, siphon that
you don't I didn't do it. I did was uh

(21:59):
took imans and then I took crunchers.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's it. It's just buk crush and vitamins. All right,
thank you, Liam, all right?

Speaker 24 (22:10):
Laying from Ohio, Hey, red pepper, yellow pepper, wim more
flavor wage juice here. It's almost like the broccoli of
the family, which is man made. It's horrible when the
right broccoli is juicy and more nutrition. I don't know

(22:31):
why the government. What's the bake of that knock off
of that same thing with all the crapping stores?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Thank you, Liam White, BROCCOLI's man made.

Speaker 10 (22:43):
What hey, Bryn, somebody fucked you? Oh my god, oh wow.
It's just a joke, calling down everybody, every calling every
good man. Just a fucking joke anyway, respect, all right,
all right, ever we come now, Thank you, Liam. Liam's

(23:04):
on one today.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
He's on a couple little little pills.

Speaker 14 (23:07):
I think Andy and the mushriver here, Brody, would you
rather sit in the corner and watch Greg t du
Trish or Serrid Robin? And I thought you was coke
zero because everybody is trying to pawn off coke zero
and diet coke.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
It's not diet coke.

Speaker 7 (23:23):
It's coke zero. You heard the man.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
It's not the same thing. Okay, So do I have
to answer that question. I'll answer that question. You don't
have to answer that question. No, I'll answer that question. Uh,
Trish is the mother of two beautiful girls.

Speaker 18 (23:40):
And I.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Do not want to watch the mother of two girls
having sex. Not that I want to watch Scary and
Robin having sex, but they're both single, and there's no
kids involved, and I would feel less dirty, but only
by a little thanks.

Speaker 7 (23:53):
And once again you didn't have to answer the question, but.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
You did also. I yeah, I just I don't know, all.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Right, right, moving on, This is the name from Washington,
episode three seven three talk back on Steak Dinner Debacle.
Let's go again, Jonah, David Brody.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I love you.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
I'm afraids carry Jones does not have the same feeling
as you do. Therefore, I don't think he's going to
give you that steak dinner buddy.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry to think that after fourteen years.
Actually no, I take it back.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
I think you just have to wait around a year
till he sells his apartment, David Brody, and then he
can come up with some money. But then again, he's
gonna need money from a Yorca and a family of
vacation in Costa Rica. So you know, give it to
three years, give it two, three years, maybe five, oh well.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Maybe twenty maybe maybe that, maybe that. Do we have
any updates for the next week on the podcast about
your apartment situation? Yes, we have a big update coming up. Okay,
all right, oh good, Okay, We're gonna wait for the
purp a few seconds anywhere you go. No, like you
have a choice between two bad things, like a dilemma,
a true dilemma.

Speaker 25 (25:22):
Okay, Nelly, Okay, Kelly Rowland wrong, Brod, It's wrong, sorry
wrong wrong?

Speaker 7 (25:39):
Road is is wrong?

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Road is a w is wrong?

Speaker 9 (25:43):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Ever wrong?

Speaker 26 (25:45):
Hey, program boys rank for Queens. I just want to
comment on the whole she Stadium junk yard thing growing
up in Queens being a car guy. We love those
junk yards. And those times are changing and nobody's working
on their cars anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
But we love those junk yards.

Speaker 26 (26:03):
And I'm very saying that they're not going to be
there anymore.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
But you know, change moves on.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
His voice, cracked, Frank, you're awesome.

Speaker 19 (26:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I used to like looking at all the cool rims,
you know, all the wheels, the you know, the chrome
and all that.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
I used to like that it's time to move.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
It also was grease and anti freeze everywhere, and you know,
and you know what, let nicer. Now, Let's let's give
the family a reason to come out early to the ballpark.
Let's create some things around it, some attractions, spend all
day there. The beauty, the beauty of Queens is there
are auto yards all over the place, so you have
other opportunities. You know, baseball's in serious trouble in the

(26:43):
future because they don't have as many new fans coming
through the way they did back in the day. So
you need anything and everything you can to attract the
next generation of met fans. So or any fan or
any team or any right, well, I speak from our perspective,
that's correct.

Speaker 7 (27:00):
Yeah, two out of three from the Yankees? How about that?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
How about that? Hello? Subway series motes O. All right,
let's take a quick break and then we'll finish these up.
Short one today, Brody, I haven't had to play my jingles.
People have been pretty good. I like it all right, Fine,
he went right to the edge, They went right to
the edge. Save it, save it all right.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
It's the Boys Podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
By the way, I'm not saying that I'm looking forward
to playing the jingles. I'm saying kudos to you guys.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
We appreciate it. And listen, you're still being entertaining and funny. Absolutely,
and we'll keep we'll keep. We're keeping a streamlined so
that we don't overload the server. Right, We love that
all right, moving on, Okay, Billy.

Speaker 11 (27:42):
Jerry, on more than one occasion, has said on The
Big Show that he pictures people on the Morning Show
having sex with their husbands or wives.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yes, scary.

Speaker 11 (27:54):
Have you ever pictured Brody that way?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Do I have to answer? We're just gonna move on.
I don't know what's before you answer that. I don't
know what's want to answer that? Because there was there
was the first time he admitted that, he said, no,
I've never thought of it, which I was like, you
know what, I was happy, But then I was also like, well, why,
what's what's wrong with that?

Speaker 18 (28:18):
Why?

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Everybody else? Curiosity? But have you thought of Elvis having
sex with his husband? Yeah? I mean everybody? I told you,
I admit that on the Big Show. I admit I
admit that. Ever everybody, for whatever reason, it crossed my mind.
In fact, every every every couple I come across a
bad choice of words, every couple, every couple that I see,

(28:40):
I just picture what's that like? And by the way,
I only asked about Elvis because he's your boss and
I didn't know if you had the nerve to tell him.
But if I remember correctly, because it's a long time ago,
you did say it was everybody, everybody, everybody, all right,
black box, everybody, everybody, everybody.

Speaker 5 (28:58):
Dear, are you with me?

Speaker 11 (29:00):
Brodie said, well, you've been with thirty and you're like, yeah,
I know, and Scary, No, you've been ran through or
whatever you just said. No, I can't believe you've had
over thirty sexual partners. And Brody has had one his wife.
He lost his virginity to her, and he would never
do anyone again.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Is that right? Not spread it's not spreading rumors. No,
But I'm not at Scary's number.

Speaker 11 (29:28):
Gun to my head, I would be thrilled that I
had a boyfriend. So that's where we're at with that.
But if I had to pick, I guess the threesome,
the fours of the five some, because I love to
hear the story about that, and we could compare notes,
all right.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Oh wait a minute, wait wait wa whoa whoa, whoa,
whoa whoa? Does that mean that you've had a fivesome?
You can't compare notes unless you've had a five someome.

Speaker 7 (29:55):
Well, let she should act. We will have her on.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
She should be a guest on the podcast. I mean,
if it's going to be, if it's going down that road.
I'd like to hear that that we should have her
on what do you think? Uh, let's see what she
says in her next talk back.

Speaker 11 (30:09):
All right, just to correct something from the past, Brody's
head beeping is not my door open. It's actually because
the censor of my airbag it's broken, So this beeps
the whole time I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I'd rather walk that too. Annoying.

Speaker 27 (30:28):
Hey, d boys, Christy fin Sattlebrook, Jerry, you were not
that bad. Your reaction was okay. I mean it wasn't great,
but you didn't say, Oh my goshchare are you crazy?

Speaker 17 (30:44):
What do you think you're doing? And I do believe
you're No, was like I shut the front door.

Speaker 8 (30:50):
You gotta be kidding me.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
No, exactly, So thank you christ everybody. Okay, I appreciate
you because that's exactly it.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
When I said it was like shut up. It was
like shut up.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Like what you done was you should have caught yourself.
She said, No, why, that's so awesome. That's what you
should have done. That's what I should have you should
have you should have pulled out of the tailspin. Here's
the plane. No, why that's all the plane goes yeah.

Speaker 19 (31:19):
Christy again.

Speaker 17 (31:22):
Regarding the question, I'm going with option number one, thirty lovers.

Speaker 8 (31:27):
That was one.

Speaker 9 (31:28):
Uh.

Speaker 17 (31:28):
The other two are just too far out there for me.
This way, the love of my life has some experience
and maybe can teach me a thing too.

Speaker 8 (31:36):
Good talk today other women for now.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Thank you, Christy, so so so my. Here's the thing, though,
you'd rather have thirty lecks. But you were so you
were bothered by the threesome, is what I'm what I'm
assuming a little bit, Okay, Apparently she.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
Is like the big show to hear what you were
talking about regarding the baby announcement. Scary, you were the
godfather of one of her children, and that was your
reaction to her having another reflection.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
What I'm sorry, I thought she was finished. I figured
this out. See before she announced she had having a
third child, Scary was the godfather of half of her children.
Now he's going to be the godfather of a third
of her children. So this is more about Scary being
knocked down a peg, right, Scary, that's.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
What and you guys are talking about thoughts maybe around birds.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
That's me in the woods.

Speaker 9 (32:36):
I was camping a lot.

Speaker 23 (32:37):
That's all of this now just hanging on the channels, okay, sandwich, Yeah,
it's just me and the woods, that's all.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Wow, you guys, I didn't know weirds. We heard Liam
was a man of nature, all right, Cool, you learned
something new everything, Brooklyn.

Speaker 9 (32:58):
Boys, I don't know who it is your favorite person
with too much background noise, And I just had to
comment on what the fuck scary was talking about with
changing got them underwear inside out and usually your toawl twice.
Let me just put it like this, buddy, your dirty
asshole ball water even though you just got out of
the shower soaked through the tower. Therefore both sides of
the tower is wet and everything you'll drying your face

(33:18):
with dirty, old, dried up asshole water.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
He's got you there.

Speaker 22 (33:25):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
I like him when I can actually understand him and
not hear that noise in the background, because that was
fucking funny. Second of all, if.

Speaker 9 (33:33):
You shit your damn dirty your draws and you turn
them inside out, guess what the ship particle poop water
that made it through the drawers and now you got
shipped particle poop water on your asshole twice. Nasty mother fucker,
ain't you got that shit on the inside of your jeans.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Nasty mother fucker man.

Speaker 9 (33:50):
This whole god damn conversation is just nasty and then.

Speaker 6 (33:53):
A motherfucker man.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
Anyway, it's Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's just hit seven o'clock.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
It's already got them eighty five degree them to got damn.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Warehouse, So pray for me. Well we will.

Speaker 9 (34:08):
Oh it is too much background noise anyway, Joe scary,
I think you would Robin not to hit the bedroom
and work them hip muscles up some most you'll be
able to catch that pecialfire them about next time come home.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
You know, a young twenty four.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Year old bucker like Lee Boy, I would have ripped
the damn scring off of my hip muscles.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
I would have thrust of that bitch up through the ceiling.
Got don't mindy okay, all right?

Speaker 12 (34:31):
What would you boys burn?

Speaker 13 (34:34):
Listening to the recent episode, Brodie, how did you not
feel your underwear backwards?

Speaker 8 (34:41):
Brother? That's like a homemade thong?

Speaker 10 (34:44):
There is it?

Speaker 16 (34:45):
Used to doing it that way?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
I didn't notice the tightest creeping up your butt crack.
Have me laughing?

Speaker 7 (34:51):
Brother, y'all keep it up.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, I don't wear a thong. Underwear. These particular ones
were boxer briefs and so so they're relatively smooth on
both sides. But I did not notice with the pants
on that. Yeah, so I'm more careful now.

Speaker 15 (35:09):
Hey, Brooklyn boy, it's been from the state listening to
the latest Lifetime I believe it's episode three seventy two,
and when you guys played the cutoff song for one's
talk back, it was freaking hilarous.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Looking forward to hearing more of those.

Speaker 15 (35:26):
I think the problem is you guys give us such
great topics that a lot of times you want to
comment on, and sometimes thirty seconds isn't enough understood.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
I get it.

Speaker 15 (35:35):
If there's limited space, we got to figure out a way.

Speaker 12 (35:38):
Hey.

Speaker 15 (35:38):
Also, I am forty four, and I've never heard of
a baby shower being solely for females since a kid,
I've grown up and it's always been a coed event
where both males and females attend to baby showers. And
if you don't know what to get them, I know
you already went, but future references A gift card will

(36:00):
do just fine, something fancy, because guess what the gift
is not about? You was about getting something that the
parents are going to need that the baby's going to need.

Speaker 7 (36:08):
Next time, I will be more thoughtful. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
You know, you know what you can get newborn parents.
What's that.

Speaker 15 (36:15):
Last one for me? I'll bend from Mecedi This is
three yo. Weddings are fucking expensive, bro. I know they
start usually well over two thousand dollars for a decent
open bar, and you're already spending fifteen twenty thousand dollars
on a wedding, so every expense counts. I think they
should let you know beforehand, on the invitation or whatever

(36:37):
the case is, that it's not going to be an
open bar, or whatever the situation is, and let you decide.
If you don't like it, just don't go.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I think you should send out that says byob yes,
bring whatever you want.

Speaker 7 (36:49):
All right, and here's the last one for this week.

Speaker 15 (36:52):
Sorry, quick, last one. I do agree to skip. Very
open bars are the way to go. But I was
just saying they are expensive, are sometimes not in the budget.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Understood, not for everybody?

Speaker 7 (37:05):
All right, Well, thank you so much everybody.

Speaker 18 (37:08):
That was here.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Very thoughtful. Yeah, we didn't get a chance to play.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
Oh loves you.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
If you've gone If you've gone on too long, you'll
hear one of those. But we didn't even need to
blow that whistle today. We didn't need to sound the alarm.
It's all good, all right. Appreciate it. Well played, well played,
well played slices, Booking Boys reactions.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
This podcast all depends on you, baby, but

Speaker 9 (38:04):
Ye