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Speaker 1 (00:01):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gap gambling. There's something
that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
making bets himself by using a proxy, and I became
consumed by it and now joined by Bad Larry and
Dylan the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Now you're missing out.
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We've got a lot of refreshments here in the studio.
Bad Larry, it's Christmas week, Dan, I couldn't get up there. Well,
what about the other weeks that you didn't get up here?
Um one of these days. I know we're off next
week earlier than you are. I think I'll try and
make a trip. Yeah, been a good week after Yeah,
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we've been a good week after the can I put
out yea minus twenty two Larry, Yeah, you're still minus
twenty two in the season. Bad Larry won eleven units
last week. Dylan lost three, but he's still somehow in
the plus category. Shay, you lost four units and the
battle is on for last place between you and bad Larry.
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Can't wait and you're at eighteen and a half minus
eighteen and a half units? All right? Uh, any words here, Dylan,
since you're leading, I'll let you start and I'm not
going to do this then, but I just thought of something.
But you're going to do this? No, no, this because
it would be boring. But I could theoretically just not
place another bet for the rest of the season and
see if Larry can catch you have to make up
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twenty seven. But I don't think that you could keep
yourself away from betting. Probably not, okay, Uh, Shade, do
you have any words of wisdom after what's transpired? And
as we head into the holiday season? Here about about
this week, as you can ask for Danny, the Cowboys lost,
I lost, Fantasy Football got eliminated from the playoffs. Is
just you know, awful, awful all around. But you have
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a family here right here, continuing the awfulness. Terrible. By
the way, what do we what are we drinking today?
This is some hippie dippie. I p a that Ray
Ray gave me called fat Orange Cat, and I hate
it's okay, Uh, Marvin's drinking on the job as well.
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I think these are pretty good. I don't know about you, Dylan,
but I like the They're good and there's a Christmas
gift from Ray. It's very nice of him. Okin. I
don't know if I like to take my drinking advice
from a twenty five year old. Yeah, that mustache screams
nineteen who it streams seventy and actually and then Dylan's
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got a basket. You know, your Foster's the oil to
wash down the fat cat cat wash the hippie dippie deer.
Once again, that's what you're missing out on, bad Larry. Yeah,
I wish I was there. Really, that didn't sound that
bullshit that you don't care, You don't care about these guys.
You actually like Fosters, So I could do a couple
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of Fosters oil fans with Dylan before your mid afternoon
nap that. Yeah, I don't believe. You know, a lot
of reaction to the drinking challenge from last week. People
are anxious to see if that actually materializes. We're waiting
on Larry. Really. Yeah, we're going next week, aren't we.
We're going to the bar. Yeah, yeah, we're on our
week off. We're gonna go to the bar with shat
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Me and Ray at least Larry, Larry, there's an open invitation. Okay,
we're talking next Thursday, Uh, Tuesday, What are you doing
on Tuesday? Larry? Dare I ask on like Wednesday after
we'll get a room at Poor God for my sister
from This is why they say don't trust anyone from
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New Jersey. Right, I'm gonna room from my sister. What's
throwing that? That's just convenient? Tuesday? So Tuesday, Tuesday afternoon,
I'm gonna kick your guys gasses and then just drive
straight to Atlantic City. I have that'll fit in and
pull off at the first exit on the turnpike and
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yack everywhere. Take a nap, all right, Dylan, anything to recap? Um? Uh,
Florida money line did not hit against organ did not.
It was not even um yeah, not great. Uh. The
Giants commanders over under unders back on um. That was good.
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And you don't get credit for the Argentina money line
versus France or Messy anytime goal score you don't. That
doesn't show up. That has not factored into our units
because it's just football. But I did go undefeated in soccer,
all right. Uh, let's see we are ready to make
picks here. Yeah, so the college football picks, alright, starting
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with college I'm going Maryland minus one against NC State.
That's the Mayo Bowl, my favorite, probably my favorite one.
Honestly just for the you know, the ending obviously. I
think I saw that they literally there. I saw an
article h was like both coaches have consented to getting
covered in mayonnaise after them. But we used to do
the showers game on the show, and that's all actually
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shame a lot of is there? Do you think Fritzy's
not doing on the show? And then it feels like
the Mayo Bowl just hijacked? All right? What else do
I do? Like Maryland to his brother is always good
for a wild card victory UM Iowa Kentucky under thirty
one Iowa under the Giants of College UM, and since
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the Giants are back on hitting the under, I think
I was gonna also, but thirty one is just and
Will Levis is not playing, not playing for Kentucky UM.
And then I'm going to Michigan Minor State against TCU
and Georgia minus six and a half against Ohio State
taking both the favorites. I think TCU just fumbled and
bumbled their way into an undefeated season. But if any
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dog has a shot this weekend, I like TCU better
than I would like Ohio State against George Ohio State.
Last time Ohio State was fourth in the seating in
the college football playoffs. They won the national Yeah. Right,
and then Mississippi State in Illinois. I mean, this is
an obvious one day in Mississippi State plus one. Rest
in peace, Mike Leach emotionally, I mean, if again, just
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be straight up disrespectful. If Illinois even kept it competitive?
What are these? What are the bull games? What are
the names of these? Do we know? Ray, you're supposed
to put the bull down here and that you put
the Mayo bull down. You didn't put down the other ones.
I put the names of the good ones on there
because the Mayo Bowl is the only real one that matters. Dan,
we all know that you got anything else. Um. Yeah,
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So I'm trying something out, Dan Um. I'm a big
fan of plus three and a half lines. So I
decided to take every team plus three and a half
in ball games and do a little teaser out of them.
So New Mexico State plus three and a half, the
Klahoma State plus three and a half, Texas Tech plus
three and a half, Pit plus three and a half,
an Air Force plus three and a half, seven point
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teaser all tease to ten and a half, and that
pays out plus three twenty and if that doesn't work.
If it doesn't work, then what the fox is gonna work?
He's at a loss. Crucis Yeah, but ten and a half, Larry,
you had an unbelievable week, So I'll let you crow
a little bit about that. I think the only loss
Eagles against the Bears was that the only one that's
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that's correct, And I actually thought I won the Charger line.
I get told by this morning, what are you calling
studio Ray or game Day Ray, pictured Day? Thanks for
tuning in that I was given three, not two and
a half. Yeah, well we told you that literally came
up on the last episode. We told you that that
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pushed it dead right, But you did well. Okay, I
picked up eleven and I'm gonna pick up another eleven
this week. All right, give me your college football. Okay,
I don't have the bowl games either, but I do
have North Carolina getting fourteen and a half from Oregon,
pit getting the three and a half from U C.
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L A. And was thinking scratching after Dylan jumped on it.
Notre Dame minus two and a half against South Carolina,
and then I get the three favorites Bama, Georgia and Michigan.
I almost don't care what the lines are. They're all
blow us. Bama's minus six against Case State, But that
one's that that's sneaky, like there's something up with that,
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you know. I used to like that in Case State
a couple of years ago. I didn't really follow him
that much this year, but I think Bammas are they
going to be a little upset There're not playing for
the final four and show something And they got nobody
opting out, not a single player opted out. Yeah, Bryce
Young and Will Anderson are both supposed to play in
that game. And then Georgia minus six and a half
against the Ohio State, Michigan minus eight versus TCU. All
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those are two unipets, all right, Shay, Yeah, I can't
get any worse, can it? Oh nanny, it's your can
Let me tell you it's gonna easily get worse. Uh
college football. I've got Whiskey minus three and a half
against Okay Light, Uh Texas Tech plus three and a
half against a fighting lane Kiffins. Now the Graham Mergs already.
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That's a good thing. Is he leaving? That's a great thing.
He's a transferred has cost me a lot of money
over the last two years. But didn't he have an
unbelievable start to his career there? He was like he
was the next guy and then he collapsed. Okay, so
Graham Merge is not going to be quarterback, which is
why I put money on with you. All right? Uh,
Texas Tech getting three and a half against ole Miss,
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Yeah yeah, Ole Miss ain't gettenough for this game. Tech
wants to fight for it, Okay, and then Obama kase
State Bama lane in the six. I mean, I think
Case State it's going to be a public dog. I
am not impressed with how they're going to deal with
Bama speed. I just don't see it. Um So, I
mean you and Larry are both on Bama minus six.
Here we go. I on k State straight up. Put
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a little dust on the end of a disappointing Alabama season. God,
I want to add a minus six and a half
against the buck Eyes because it's pret acting my future
bed of a house statements ten and a half against
TCU if that's predicted National champions, Big brain move, big brain?
Oh okay, so that's the are you writing all this
stuff down? Right? Come? All right, I'm writing it down.
Case State is plus love it. Okay, Uh, we turn
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our attention to the NFL. And since Dylan somehow is
still leading this godforsaken show. Plus five units on the season,
you go pretty good, Dan, pretty good? Um obviously, Giants
Vikings under forty. It's a big total for the Giants
for a capable team or capable offense. Rather, that's like
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a sixty point death taxes in the Giants in the
under Um going Seahawks plus ten against the Chiefs. The
Chiefs barely eked it out against the Texans last week,
and I just I never trust him against the spread,
particularly a double digit one. And that weather is going
to be an issue. Yeah, it gonna be a little breezy.
That's why they're everywhere, right, yes, well for the most part. Yeah,
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um Bills, I think where I guess there is technicallywhere
there's certain places on Earth that you know that don't
have weather, Like, I don't know what you're doing. No,
I mean this weekend in particular, it's bad every okay, alright,
Well that's different than there's weather everywhere. Yeah, but that
is also there there's always weather. Okay, continue, I'm going
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Bills Bears over forty. Um, that's gonna be really bad weather. Um.
So I'm just zagging and fading myself basically, Um, Cardinals
plus seven half against the Bucks, my guy Trace starting
the answer, Yeah, Penn State Yeah, and former raven um
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for about five seconds. I don't know what that has
to do with this, but for me, it's it does Okay,
anything else well and and the Buck suck. Uh. And
then I'm going to charges minus five against the Colts
with I think Nick Foles starting ship Matt Ryan. Yeah, okay, okay,
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and that that's a visual here for those listening on radio.
Thank god, it's right here we go. Okay, okay, shay. Um. Yeah,
you're still leading bad Larry, So I'll go to you
for your NFL picks. Don't call it a come back.
Danny went over last week, No big deal. I'm fading
myself this week. So you're welcome. Bengals minus three versus
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the fighting mac Jones Bears plus the eight is eight, now, right,
what is it? I didn't know that the Bengals are
the most profitable team against the spread in the last
two years. I did not know that. Of course, I
just believable. Okay, here we go. And then the Packers
plus three and a half against the fighting to us. Yeah,
but you took the Bengals, so you would be yeah,
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Bengals minus three. Yeah, so you're good. Yeah. I just
didn't know the nineteen and three or the last could
have been awesome to know. Yeah, Ray, thanks a lot, Ray. Yeah. Okay,
Bears plus eight against the Bills. Yeah like that, all right?
And Packers plus three and a half against the Dolphins.
Aaron Rodgers, he likes where his team's headed. I like it.
Don't call it a comeback. I know I got it bad, Larry. Wow, Larry,
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you are going all in on the NFL. When you
don't lose a game last week, that's always a good logic.
You lost one, Larry, Oh, I forgot it? Did I did?
Lost to lose a Philly game? Right? And you pushed
on the Chargers. That was awesome. Count that as a lost.
All right, here we go. Okay, Um, I'll tell you
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you're gonna go three units, two units to you, and
it's three uns, two units, two units, three units. Just
get easy for Ray. Okay. I got the Jacks plus
two over the chest tonight Okay, that's the three units.
That's three units. Three units, yes, okay. Then I had
the Vikings minus four against the Giants for two units,
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the Lions minus the two and a half against the
Packs three unit three another only only two units another
point right now a three unit bet, the Bangles minus
the three against the Pats two units, Seahawks plus ten
against the Thiefs two units forte is minus the seven
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against Washington. Okay, back to three units on Dallas. Now,
do you guys have a line on that I added
minus five when I sent it five. It's fine open
minus career that got bet up. Yeah, that's five, okay,
I hand five. That's a three unit bet. I think
that line is gonna go is hurts fling or we
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don't know? Okay, good um, that's a three unit bed
on Dallas. And I got two units on the Older
in that Dolphins Packers game. I think it's forty nine,
and then two units on Arizona plus the seven and
a half. I'll say, I see you and I have
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a lot of games the same. I don't like that.
Well for you, right, great? For me? I need all
the hell bucking get Larry. By the way, by the
way Dylan and Ray Ray met Bad Larry's college roommate
John at my Christmas party, the one I wasn't invited to. Well,
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these guys weren't invited either, shut it out. I tried
to keep a low profile though. Yeah, although the picture. Yeah,
is there anything that you would like to let the
audience know, Dylan that you found that John? Who I get.
It's the connection between you and Larry. Right, he's a
good guy. Um. So Larry went to college. Yeah, he
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was on campus at a college graduated Providence, the Friars. Yeah, yeah,
the University of Phoenix of Rhode Island, I think right time.
Last night. Nobody cares. Yeah, nobody, nobody care. We sent
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a picture both of us giving Larry the finger, um,
and then I probably knocked back about seven cocktails while
he talked to Larry. Didn't drink cocktails. He just drink.
But I can't Larry, I know. But if you drink
against Bad Larry, it's but that's fine. You mean just
a weaker version of a cocktail. Yeah, right, Um, Now
he's a good guy though, Larry. He actually did have
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some nice things to say about you too, which he's
probably a fucking liar. I guessing, but you'll see. You
know what, I might have to just tell my wife
I'm coming up Tuesday. Yeah, do it. Yeah, you gotta
gotta get permission. It's called shirking your responsibilities. Larry. Just
get here by noon, Larry. I'll confirmed that in the
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group chat. It's not My wife likes me around, so
that either and I plan I can have to stay over.
So yeah, for herself Tuesday night. You ain't staring with me, Larry.
I might let you stay. No, no, you stay with you,
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stay with your old roommate John. You can say, yeah,
that's yeah, that's not a problem. We're a twin bat
on the floor. Larry. It's to you. I mean, I'm
just thinking I just might drive home after putting you
to the bed. No, no, no, no, no, we're not
going to do that. But if you guys want to
have a bet, a bud Wiser bet, then oh it's
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it's on. Oh yeah, let's go. Let's go. Well, I
will confirm this with YouTube in the group chat. Let's go.
We have my people call your people. Okay, a show
of hands. Who thinks Larry shows up on Tuesday? No way,
nobody's got your yeah, zero. Why would you willingly go
to your own execution? Is this Larry's green mile? Is so? Bill?
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And I saw the picture that Nolan senter. You too,
You looked out of it already. I'm always out of it.
But he's got other things in his system, bad, Larry help. Yeah,
he's got or hurt. Yeah, he's vaping, he's got hard
liquor at all. So I'm gonna go Thursday, man is Friday,
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Casey Saturday. Oh I got a long weekend coming up Tuesday.
I should be fine. What are you talking? Who are
you talking? Larry? We don't know who you're talking about?
Oh Casey? Oh right, yeah, oh yeah, now we remember Casey. Yeah,
that's her house. Christ nobody knows who she is. Nobody
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knows who she is. But oh okay, but Larry was
she was. She was next to me when I gave up,
and there was the barn out one in the passengers, right,
that's right, Um, okay, So that's it. We've we've done
all the damage we can do, and we've kind of
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made a plan. We next Tuesday it's on. It's oh yeah,
it's gonna get weird. There is no way this happens alright,
not with bad when the three of us are going.
I believe that. I believe that, you guys, there's no
way bad Larry, no way scared. No. Once you go
Jersey Shore, Dan, Yeah, they're fucked. Yeah. I don't know
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if that's the official saying, but that some state motto.
It's on their license plate. Once you go Jersey Shore,
you're fun. Uh we're talking Tuesday. Tuesday, alright, Okay, Happy
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holidays and Merry Christmas. Alright, thank thank you man, alright, no, Chary,
alrighty oh oh wait, we got your your season ending podcast,
Shay and Irving. That's right, we got d in the year.
We got four bracket, one bracket with four opponent when's
the announcement? The final voting is December thirty one. We'll
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have the next pot of the first part of the
new year. We're gonna have the winner announce. Okay, that's
Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your podcast, the Degenerate
of the Year. You're not eligible, No, you're not. I'm
a perma winner. You're emeritus. Okay, that's it. Have a
great holiday, everybody. Thank you.