April 12, 2024 • 23 mins
Drinking breast milk is a trending diet fad! The Golden Bachelor has already divorced! Kate Beckinsale might be in the hospital?
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I don't like it all right,three thirty three, we got golf golf
shots all around us. That's agood golf shot. Yeah, that's right.
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We got golf shots everywhere. StaDoughtie Chaffler at the PGA Omni out
here in way up north somewhere Fristco, Sarasco, Frisco, the city of
Frisco, and we are the speakeasy, and we're gonna have that best damn
(00:47):
sports segment period coming up here injust a short snort. But right now,
we got this time for Hollywood Swinging, brought to you by Alamo Draft
House Cinema. Thank you, groovy, thank you, Alamo Draft House Cinema.
We do have a date change onthe upcoming Let's Freak and Chill,
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which is going to be with theBen and Skin show out at the Alamo
Draft House location in Denton. Itis now going to be Tuesday, April
thirtieth. If you want to gowatch mcgroober with Ben and Skin and stink
Pot Steve. And I'm just tryingto think of a good thing for stink
Pot. I think that's for him. It's fine. I don't think he's
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stinky, but you know, Ipanic, Yeah, and k Ray.
That's gonna be going down Tuesday,April thirtieth. You can go watch mcgroober
tickets just seven dollars. Space islimited for this, and these tickets do
go fast, especially once the Benand Skin show. The people love the
Ben and the Skin, so yougotta go now get your tickets when they
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are available. Head over to ninetyseven one the Freak dot com to get
you some. Thank you Alamo DraftHouse Cinemas. We do just a quick
alert, a little news alert foranybody who might be like me and have
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a big crush on Ryan Gosling.Oh I do kind of yeah, yeah,
if I was into that, i'dbe in him. I think he's
like in my top one. Okay, I used to like Ryan Reynolds better,
but I probably still do. Youjust don't hear about him as much
these days. You don't unless youfollow Blake Lively on Instagram or she's always
gushing about him. Are you readyfor another Deadpool? I think there's another
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one coming. Yeah, And he'sgot something coming out soon. It's like
a kid's movie where this is RyanReynolds I'm talking about. I forget what
it's called, but it's a kid'smovie where it's like all of the things
that you fear as a kid becomereality. No kind of thing, and
that sounds scary. Yep. Iknow I'm out on that, but I
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think they have a happy ending andall that. Okay, yeah, but
Ryan, Yeah, Ryan Gosling andChris Stapleton, who's also in my top
three when it comes to musicians,are both going to be on Saturday Night
Live this weekend Tomorrow night. Okay. So that's that's just my PSA for
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people who might have You might belike me and not really watch Saturday Night
Live unless there's somebody that's really excitingand good that's going to be on it.
Well, for me, it's thosetwo, Ryan Gosling and Chris Stapleton,
and I am going to be watchingand I'll probably report back. Yeah,
let us know, full report yep. And every once in a while,
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I have like a Red Alert storythat I just have to jam into
the top of my segment because it'sso good and I need to share it
with my friends. And this justhappened to me. Okay, you guys,
and now it's Red Alert with Juliethank you voice mans No, it's
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remember that time we were in didn'tand we drank breast milk. Yeah,
that's great. I think we wereonto something. Oh no, we were
onto something. There's a reason wedid it is for stronger bones. Uh
huh. The celebrities are drinking breastmilk. See, we're just ahead of
the game. We knew. Iknew. I've been trying to get you
guys for what two years at least? Yeah, yeah, even if it's
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the perfect mix that baby Jesus putinto woman boob for growing babe, it's
obviously the best drink. Now,I tried it, you know, when
you guys are trying to get meinto it. I did try it,
but it caused me to break outa hikes. It caused you to get
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superhuman powers. Oh yeah, Ithink you did. Like amazing, your
skin has been clear, running realfast, and I've been breaking out in
hide. No, I haven't seenany high groups grew four inches sure did
wow after that. So the celebritythat has started this trend may not surprise
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you, Courtney Kardashian. Apparently thisis something that moms are now doing,
and the the verb that is inthis story when it comes to Courtney Kardashian
and and drinking her breast milk isvery shocking to me. Courtney Kardashian has
joined the circle of moms feasting ontheir own breast milk, your own You
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don't get high on your own supplyfast on their own breast milk. Feasting
on their own milk. That's aweird way to put that. That is
the I guess that's the easiest wayto have access is just straight from your
own tap. But I don't thinkyou could do it yourself. Trying to
boom in his mouth, I cannotbe I bet some like I did just
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your tongue, but the but thefemale boob protrudes more than mine does.
Like you might be able to getit. I feel like a lot of
women could get it there. Iguarantee you. You could go out on
the internet right now and find somebodycan do that. You can find anything
on the internet. The people onthe internet are crazy. I don't think
that's very doable. I think thatwhat this is is this is all of
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the ladies that you know, plump. It's doable. I can get within
like three years, she's still tryingto eat bo It's doable. It is
not doable. If you're a woman, test right now and let me know
is it doable? Can you reach? I guess well, I don't think
that that's what Courtney Kardashian was doing. I think that she had a bunch
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of breast milk in the fridge orwhatever to be prepared to take to go
on a trip and have some breastmilk for somebody else to feed her baby
or whatever. And now she's drinkingit herself. And apparently these celebrity moms
are drinking their own breast milk whenthey're feeling sick. That's good when they
don't feel good. Courtney shared arecent selfie in bed, and she captured
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the post, I just pounded aglass of breast milk because I feel sick.
Good night. So she's trying tomake headlines. Why do you need
to post that on Instagram? Ifyou do think that it's a great idea
to drink your own breast milk becauseyou're sick, why do you need to
post a selfie and say I justpounded a glass of breast milk because you
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can. Yeah, And because it'sthe way they wrote, Mike, you
know what they want? What dothey want? What are the Kardashians crave
and need at all times? Hadattention? They just need attention. Her
job is essentially Instagram. Yeah,her job is being famous and monetizing it.
So yeah, you know those thingstoo. Yeah yeah, kicking ass
and taking names though, don't forgetabout that. Mm hmm. And I
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think Courtney could definitely reach right,you're asking me if Courtney Kardashian can reach
her boob. Yeah, I'll tellyou who could that. Jamila's mom.
She probably could. Those things werehanging low. Yeah, she could just
push those back up. Yeah,they were hanging real low. She could
tie them in ant and time andboth swing low, sweet chariots. I
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think Courtney can pro maybe I don'tknow. I did that. I know.
I'm sorry, Mike. He looksat me sometimes like you you expect
from Yeah, I do, Ido? Okay? Eight one seven s
them So you think you have tohave a sea cup to be able to
do it yourself? That's from theeight one seven. That's a it's clearly
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a lady who's saying that she cando. Oh she's got a superman in
Yeah, she says that's doable.Yeah, Yeah, I don't know,
man, I know, I think. I think it's all real weird.
Coming up today at five thirty issuper? Is there a new I don't
know. I don't know. Well, good luck to you, Courtney Kardashian
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and all of the other moms whohave started feasting on their own breast milk
when they're feeling under the weather.Do we want to revisit us checking breast
milk just for fun? Who doyou want to hear? I don't know,
Greevy, who you got? AndI've got everybody's h Julie, Okay,
they do me all right. Katis also offering a DVD copy of
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every season of the hit NBC showCommunity Kevin, I mean, Julie,
you would I have to do this? Yeah? You have bad mom.
If you didn't poor me a littleshot. Bye, I don't even know
anymore? What is life? Well, let me grab my supply here,
I'm gonna pour you. I'm gonnapour you. Good show. I've been
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mosing immediately. I don't know.I don't want to go around texting people.
Hey remember that time and I drinkbreast milk? You still owe me
a hundred bucks for it. It'slike two years later, mane it's Julie's
first breast milk je jue Je JulyJuly Jelly j four hundred and five.
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Yeah, community DVDs. Yeah,community DVDs. Don't forget that to mother
nature as you run a marathon.Oh my god, the hell's happening?
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It really is. It's super juice. I love it. That isn't so
bad. And then she started doingpush ups. I can't believe I said
I love it. You did loveit. Why did I say that because
you loved it? I guess Idid. The human breast milk is it's
the water of life. I gotfour hundred and five dollars. Yeah,
that was dumb. But did youget your community DVDs? No? I
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never got my community DVDs. Hadto be KT or Steve. Okay,
Kat, we're gonna need those DVDs, buddy, Yeah, with interest.
It was a fun day. We'vehad some fun here on the speakeasy,
drinking breast milk and stuff. Andthat was a great rowdy crowd. Do
hear anybody else? Should I moveon? You should move on? Okay?
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So I teased a sad day forsenior love, and this actually really
is a sad day for senior loveand I feel sad our Golden Bachelor couple
Jerry and Teresa, remember them.I thought it was Gary. You think
you're right. I think you're right, Mike. Yeah, it's a Do
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you call that a hard G?Yeah, it's a hard G. Yeah,
it's spelled like Jerry, but it'sa hard gee. So you say
Gary. So Gary Turner was theGolden Bachelor, and he found love at
the end of the day, notwith Leslie, the one who had dated
Prince who a lot of people thoughtthat he might find love with. He
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might have found love with her likeone night because she got very very sad
that he didn't pick her in theend. Oh you think they boinked?
I do, Yeah, yeah Ido. And then he went with Teresa.
So the thought was that he boinkedwith both Leslie and Teresa, and
then he picked Teresa, and soshe must have been better. That's what
the people were saying. Well,it really did seem like they found love.
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And they had this big, beautifulGolden Bachelor wedding where all of the
former Bachelor and bachelorette people went andit was televised live on ABC, and
there were seniors all around the countrythat we're thinking, Oh, if they
can do it, I can doit too, and I should jump back
in and start dating and put myselfout there. Yeah you were, you
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were very inspired. But Gary theGolden Bachelor, Well, the sad news
is is that Gary and Teresa aregetting a divorced, a divorce after three
months. Yeah, I told youthere were three months. They did a
TV show that is not real,but they did. It's love. They
just have to actually get married though. It's just a guy picking the one
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that annoys him the least, that'shot, and then it's like, yeah,
we did it. Yeah, andthen people are watching, so you're
like, and we're gonna get married, and then you get married, and
then you're like, how soon canI get the hell out of here?
This wasn't love. I just wantedto be on TV. I know that
was me. She annoyed me themost, and she was not that great.
I would have never picked her.Teresa annoyed you, yes she did.
What was it about Teresa that annoyedyou? Big mouth, a big
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mouth one, a lot of mouth. Yeah, she was very mouthy and
toothy, toothy, Yeah, yeah, she was toothy. Oh you're right
there, and she had a veryannoying personality. She wouldn't let the game
come to her. Yeah, buthe seemed to like it. You're right,
like she he must not. Shetended to like talk over him a
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little bit and kind of like triedto like answer all the questions for this
she did. And it's just crazybecause I feel like usually in these bachelor
couples, they get engaged or whatever, and then they date for a while
and that's usually when it falls apart. But ABC forced them to have the
televised wedding because I think the showwas so popular with the Golden Bachelor,
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and they made a whole lot ofmoney off off of that, and they
pay for the wedding, and theypay for the rings, and they pay
for everything. And so they justwent through with it because they were feeling
pressured to get married on TV.And then they started dating, and then
they started having these conversations about wherethey were going to live, uh,
because they lived in different places andthe whole thought was that they were going
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to move to live together. AndI guess what happened is that they kind
of were trying to decide where andthey were, well, maybe we should
move to a mutual site, andthey looked at houses in South Carolina,
which is where neither of them werefrom, and it just got like too
too real, and neither of themreally wanted to commit to moving to me
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with the other one. Yep,and he ruined. They've ruined it.
They've ruined life for all. Allsenior singles have now given up love for
all of us. I noticed thelast few months I had seen so many
people and their sixties, seventies andeighties mm hmm going into the bathroom at
that one bar and breaking the sinktogether bar lounge. Yeah, it was
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happening a lot. And then asof today when I stopped by, no
senior love really. So it's thatnews that's ruined senior love for It's so
sad. And I know that ABCwas going to do this all over again
with a lady, I think,and I wonder if now people are not
going to really be as interested init because it didn't work the first time.
This is just pick a new bitlike you went with older, Go
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with parapletry, mixed up little bitlike you got to be missing an armor,
Alake, Go with the lesbians.Hey look Gayala. Yeah, they've
never done that on The Bachelor.They haven't. That'd be interesting these new
times where we think of these thingsin a different way, we might be
a little bit more open minded tosomething like this. Ratings would probably be
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pretty good. Nothing but gender.All the guys that want to see the
girls, we want gender fluid asexuals. Uh huh, that's what gender fluid
asexuals. Ye don't understand anymore.I don't understand anymore. Well, they
went on a Good Morning America andmade this announcement together. And here's a
picture of them, just so youcan see. They look all happy and
they're like smiling time. Yeah.So this is this is the picture of
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them announcing that their quotege marriage isdissolving. Yeah. And they were holding
hands the whole time and saying thatthey loved each other. And I'm like,
no, you guys are lying.They milt this thing all the way
and they're very happy in that picturebecause they know that in a matter of
minutes they'll be getting away from eachother. Yeah. And now guess what.
They've both been on TV and they'remore famous than they were, and
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their dms are filled with other peoplewho want a boink yep. It's true,
and I'm kind of sad about itall. I think you're hot.
They did have all right, girl, come get so. I don't know
what he sounds like. They didhave a prenup, so who had the
money? I guess they both sortof did. I mean, by that
age, don't you just kind ofhave a little bit more money than when
you're twenties? I've getting married,you know, I think what's the more
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time that might have been true?I think for most people our age.
No, you're not just gonna havemoney in your seventies. You'll probably still
be working two jobs. It's sosad, Jeff to pay rent on the
starter home that you're hoping to buywhen you turn eighty three. Oh yeah,
one of those jobs will be aCostco. God, that'd be great.
Yeah, you do a little itwork during the day, then you
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swing over to Costco to work thehot dog machine. That's a day you
just go hide when they're closing thingsdown, and then everybody leaves and you
go to town party. That'd bea great place to get locked into Costco.
Yeah, why know you all thatmeat in the back. I'm gonna
say they do have to meat inthem back. If you work your way
to the back, that's where themeat is. So that's what you want
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to be around overnight, is themeat in the bank. I think about
how excited we get for the tinylittle samples at Costco. If you were
there all by yourself, with nobodylike keeping you from just diving into all
of the food, that'd be soexcited. I would make a hot dog
and have a slice of pizza,and I'd leave with a fountain drink to
go. I wouldn't leave, I'ddo all my shopping. I wouldn't have
to fight anybody for space. Man, I got to get back to that
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Costco. You do, You gotto get back to Costco? Yeah?
How long has it been months?Oh? Mikey, do you go to
the food court when you go?Yeah? Do you go to the meat
in the back? I go everywhere? Oh wow, touch them all.
I'll leave no stones unturned in Costco. It's a lot of fun when you
find the items that you have tobuy in bulk and then you just feel
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like such a dumb ass as itsits in your pantry. Yeah, because
it's like you bought a bag ofchips. With the bag of chips is
the size of the patio we're on, and so you have to store it
in a spare bedroom and because itfills up the whole room space. Yeah,
it is sad. Uh, wellyou join bachelorettes. We could have
a conjoined bachelorette. Are there enoughof them? No? I wouldn't want
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there's not. I'm creeped out byGolden Bachelorette is confirmed to be happening in
the near future. And Teresa gavethe Golden Bachelorette advice and she said,
be authentic, be yourself like shedid, and then you two can get
buried and divorced three months later.Uh. It probably was her play from
day one. Probably do we knowwho the Golden Bachelorette is? Does she
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have fake up tops? I don'tthink we know who it is? But
probably yes? Okay, yeah,wondering. Uh So, I've been tracking
this story for a while about KateBeckinsale. I love Kate Beckhensale. She's
beautiful underworld right, yes, spandexAnd she's in one of my favorite like
girl movies, rom com type movies, Saren Deputy with John Cusack where they
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meet and then they lose each otherin New York city, but they're both
thinking about each other a lot,and they gave each other a sign,
like he wrote his phone number inthe inside cover of a book and took
that book to like a library orsomething and said, if you ever find
this book with my phone number andit, you'll know we were meant to
be together. And so the wholemovie, they're like going on with their
lives and dating other people, butstill thinking about each other, and she
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like gets engaged and maybe even married. I don't remember. It's been a
long time. But at the endof the movie, towards the end,
she finds the book and then theygo find each other and it's just yeah,
yeah, they end up together.Anyways. I love Kate Beckhamsale and
I follow her on the social media. She's got some cats that are really
cute. She's real into her cats, and I think she's single, and
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all of a sudden, she's fifty. But she's fifty, yeah, and
she looks amazing. But she hasbeen posting now since March, like selfies
of herself in the hospital, hope, and it's just pictures of herself,
Like here's one where she posted apicture of her holding a dog. This
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was in mid March, and that'swhere she revealed that she'd been hospitalized.
Here's another one where she posted apicture of her little I don't know if
it's a rabbit or cat socks orlittle hospital socks. And she never said
why she was in the hospital.So this has been going on for over
over a month. Yeah, becausethey have long ears, so she never
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said and people were obviously commenting likewhat's wrong. But it's one of those
things where you post about it likeyou want maybe people to notice or know
that you're struggling, but you don'treveal why, and so they call that
like a cryptic post or whatever,because it just causes a whole bunch of
questions. And now she's wiped outall those photos, so all the photos
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of her that she posted, theselfies in the hospital are now gone as
of like yesterday. She's healthy nowand she just wants to erase that part
of her life. Well no,I mean, we've gotten one of these
stories recently, so I'm pretty sureshe has cancer. But sure like the
and she'll tell us later. Youthink, probably what else you doing?
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It could just so much pictures andthen deleting all the pictures and then being
mysterious. I can't answered. Ihope not. And like she the pictures,
she looks still like very beautiful,even in the hospital. Yeah,
it looks like she's had a lotdone to remove the lower half of her
face, but she saw it,and uh I did. She posted like
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her cat passed away and she wasvery, very very obsessed with her cat
and she was very sad about that, and there were like a lot of
sad posts about the cat and peoplegiving her well wishes, and then she
was hospitalized and I just hope she'sokay. Like I don't know, you
know, if it's mental health ordepression kind of thing, and you have
to be observed. But I loveKate Beckhamsale, not just for serendpuity,
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but she seems like a really coolperson and so here on Hollywood Swing and
I just want to tell Kate Beckinsale, I hope you're okay, okay,
And I bet she'll get that message. Yeah, someone that heard that will
tell Kate and that'll be great.She's also been mourning the loss of her
late stepfather and her and her cat. So yeah, she was in Pearl
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Harbor too. Who do you thinkshe's sad or about stepfather or cat.
Well, if I follow her,and I told you the cat thing stood
out first to me, but maybeit's also just because I'm a cat person.
But yeah, so hope she's okay. Kind of interesting when you just
wipe off hospital photos from your Instagram. And we'll be keeping an eye on
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that story as well. And that'sHollywood swinging too, all right. Coming
up next in the Best Name ofSports segment period, the goat strikes again
and I've got some advice for theCowboys. Next
I don't like it all right,three thirty three, we got golf golf
shots all around us. That's agood golf shot. Yeah, that's right.
(00:26):
We got golf shots everywhere. StaDoughtie Chaffler at the PGA Omni out
here in way up north somewhere Fristco, Sarasco, Frisco, the city of
Frisco, and we are the speakeasy, and we're gonna have that best damn
(00:47):
sports segment period coming up here injust a short snort. But right now,
we got this time for Hollywood Swinging, brought to you by Alamo Draft
House Cinema. Thank you, groovy, thank you, Alamo Draft House Cinema.
We do have a date change onthe upcoming Let's Freak and Chill,
(01:10):
which is going to be with theBen and Skin show out at the Alamo
Draft House location in Denton. Itis now going to be Tuesday, April
thirtieth. If you want to gowatch mcgroober with Ben and Skin and stink
Pot Steve. And I'm just tryingto think of a good thing for stink
Pot. I think that's for him. It's fine. I don't think he's
(01:32):
stinky, but you know, Ipanic, Yeah, and k Ray.
That's gonna be going down Tuesday,April thirtieth. You can go watch mcgroober
tickets just seven dollars. Space islimited for this, and these tickets do
go fast, especially once the Benand Skin show. The people love the
Ben and the Skin, so yougotta go now get your tickets when they
(01:53):
are available. Head over to ninetyseven one the Freak dot com to get
you some. Thank you Alamo DraftHouse Cinemas. We do just a quick
alert, a little news alert foranybody who might be like me and have
(02:13):
a big crush on Ryan Gosling.Oh I do kind of yeah, yeah,
if I was into that, i'dbe in him. I think he's
like in my top one. Okay, I used to like Ryan Reynolds better,
but I probably still do. Youjust don't hear about him as much
these days. You don't unless youfollow Blake Lively on Instagram or she's always
gushing about him. Are you readyfor another Deadpool? I think there's another
(02:34):
one coming. Yeah, And he'sgot something coming out soon. It's like
a kid's movie where this is RyanReynolds I'm talking about. I forget what
it's called, but it's a kid'smovie where it's like all of the things
that you fear as a kid becomereality. No kind of thing, and
that sounds scary. Yep. Iknow I'm out on that, but I
(02:54):
think they have a happy ending andall that. Okay, yeah, but
Ryan, Yeah, Ryan Gosling andChris Stapleton, who's also in my top
three when it comes to musicians,are both going to be on Saturday Night
Live this weekend Tomorrow night. Okay. So that's that's just my PSA for
(03:15):
people who might have You might belike me and not really watch Saturday Night
Live unless there's somebody that's really excitingand good that's going to be on it.
Well, for me, it's thosetwo, Ryan Gosling and Chris Stapleton,
and I am going to be watchingand I'll probably report back. Yeah,
let us know, full report yep. And every once in a while,
(03:36):
I have like a Red Alert storythat I just have to jam into
the top of my segment because it'sso good and I need to share it
with my friends. And this justhappened to me. Okay, you guys,
and now it's Red Alert with Juliethank you voice mans No, it's
(04:03):
remember that time we were in didn'tand we drank breast milk. Yeah,
that's great. I think we wereonto something. Oh no, we were
onto something. There's a reason wedid it is for stronger bones. Uh
huh. The celebrities are drinking breastmilk. See, we're just ahead of
the game. We knew. Iknew. I've been trying to get you
guys for what two years at least? Yeah, yeah, even if it's
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the perfect mix that baby Jesus putinto woman boob for growing babe, it's
obviously the best drink. Now,I tried it, you know, when
you guys are trying to get meinto it. I did try it,
but it caused me to break outa hikes. It caused you to get
(04:49):
superhuman powers. Oh yeah, Ithink you did. Like amazing, your
skin has been clear, running realfast, and I've been breaking out in
hide. No, I haven't seenany high groups grew four inches sure did
wow after that. So the celebritythat has started this trend may not surprise
(05:15):
you, Courtney Kardashian. Apparently thisis something that moms are now doing,
and the the verb that is inthis story when it comes to Courtney Kardashian
and and drinking her breast milk isvery shocking to me. Courtney Kardashian has
joined the circle of moms feasting ontheir own breast milk, your own You
(05:35):
don't get high on your own supplyfast on their own breast milk. Feasting
on their own milk. That's aweird way to put that. That is
the I guess that's the easiest wayto have access is just straight from your
own tap. But I don't thinkyou could do it yourself. Trying to
boom in his mouth, I cannotbe I bet some like I did just
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your tongue, but the but thefemale boob protrudes more than mine does.
Like you might be able to getit. I feel like a lot of
women could get it there. Iguarantee you. You could go out on
the internet right now and find somebodycan do that. You can find anything
on the internet. The people onthe internet are crazy. I don't think
that's very doable. I think thatwhat this is is this is all of
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the ladies that you know, plump. It's doable. I can get within
like three years, she's still tryingto eat bo It's doable. It is
not doable. If you're a woman, test right now and let me know
is it doable? Can you reach? I guess well, I don't think
that that's what Courtney Kardashian was doing. I think that she had a bunch
(06:44):
of breast milk in the fridge orwhatever to be prepared to take to go
on a trip and have some breastmilk for somebody else to feed her baby
or whatever. And now she's drinkingit herself. And apparently these celebrity moms
are drinking their own breast milk whenthey're feeling sick. That's good when they
don't feel good. Courtney shared arecent selfie in bed, and she captured
(07:08):
the post, I just pounded aglass of breast milk because I feel sick.
Good night. So she's trying tomake headlines. Why do you need
to post that on Instagram? Ifyou do think that it's a great idea
to drink your own breast milk becauseyou're sick, why do you need to
post a selfie and say I justpounded a glass of breast milk because you
(07:29):
can. Yeah, And because it'sthe way they wrote, Mike, you
know what they want? What dothey want? What are the Kardashians crave
and need at all times? Hadattention? They just need attention. Her
job is essentially Instagram. Yeah,her job is being famous and monetizing it.
So yeah, you know those thingstoo. Yeah yeah, kicking ass
and taking names though, don't forgetabout that. Mm hmm. And I
(07:53):
think Courtney could definitely reach right,you're asking me if Courtney Kardashian can reach
her boob. Yeah, I'll tellyou who could that. Jamila's mom.
She probably could. Those things werehanging low. Yeah, she could just
push those back up. Yeah,they were hanging real low. She could
tie them in ant and time andboth swing low, sweet chariots. I
(08:18):
think Courtney can pro maybe I don'tknow. I did that. I know.
I'm sorry, Mike. He looksat me sometimes like you you expect
from Yeah, I do, Ido? Okay? Eight one seven s
them So you think you have tohave a sea cup to be able to
do it yourself? That's from theeight one seven. That's a it's clearly
(08:41):
a lady who's saying that she cando. Oh she's got a superman in
Yeah, she says that's doable.Yeah, Yeah, I don't know,
man, I know, I think. I think it's all real weird.
Coming up today at five thirty issuper? Is there a new I don't
know. I don't know. Well, good luck to you, Courtney Kardashian
(09:03):
and all of the other moms whohave started feasting on their own breast milk
when they're feeling under the weather.Do we want to revisit us checking breast
milk just for fun? Who doyou want to hear? I don't know,
Greevy, who you got? AndI've got everybody's h Julie, Okay,
they do me all right. Katis also offering a DVD copy of
(09:24):
every season of the hit NBC showCommunity Kevin, I mean, Julie,
you would I have to do this? Yeah? You have bad mom.
If you didn't poor me a littleshot. Bye, I don't even know
anymore? What is life? Well, let me grab my supply here,
I'm gonna pour you. I'm gonnapour you. Good show. I've been
(09:46):
mosing immediately. I don't know.I don't want to go around texting people.
Hey remember that time and I drinkbreast milk? You still owe me
a hundred bucks for it. It'slike two years later, mane it's Julie's
first breast milk je jue Je JulyJuly Jelly j four hundred and five.
(10:11):
Yeah, community DVDs. Yeah,community DVDs. Don't forget that to mother
nature as you run a marathon.Oh my god, the hell's happening?
(10:39):
It really is. It's super juice. I love it. That isn't so
bad. And then she started doingpush ups. I can't believe I said
I love it. You did loveit. Why did I say that because
you loved it? I guess Idid. The human breast milk is it's
the water of life. I gotfour hundred and five dollars. Yeah,
that was dumb. But did youget your community DVDs? No? I
(11:03):
never got my community DVDs. Hadto be KT or Steve. Okay,
Kat, we're gonna need those DVDs, buddy, Yeah, with interest.
It was a fun day. We'vehad some fun here on the speakeasy,
drinking breast milk and stuff. Andthat was a great rowdy crowd. Do
hear anybody else? Should I moveon? You should move on? Okay?
(11:24):
So I teased a sad day forsenior love, and this actually really
is a sad day for senior loveand I feel sad our Golden Bachelor couple
Jerry and Teresa, remember them.I thought it was Gary. You think
you're right. I think you're right, Mike. Yeah, it's a Do
(11:45):
you call that a hard G?Yeah, it's a hard G. Yeah,
it's spelled like Jerry, but it'sa hard gee. So you say
Gary. So Gary Turner was theGolden Bachelor, and he found love at
the end of the day, notwith Leslie, the one who had dated
Prince who a lot of people thoughtthat he might find love with. He
(12:05):
might have found love with her likeone night because she got very very sad
that he didn't pick her in theend. Oh you think they boinked?
I do, Yeah, yeah Ido. And then he went with Teresa.
So the thought was that he boinkedwith both Leslie and Teresa, and
then he picked Teresa, and soshe must have been better. That's what
the people were saying. Well,it really did seem like they found love.
(12:30):
And they had this big, beautifulGolden Bachelor wedding where all of the
former Bachelor and bachelorette people went andit was televised live on ABC, and
there were seniors all around the countrythat we're thinking, Oh, if they
can do it, I can doit too, and I should jump back
in and start dating and put myselfout there. Yeah you were, you
(12:52):
were very inspired. But Gary theGolden Bachelor, Well, the sad news
is is that Gary and Teresa aregetting a divorced, a divorce after three
months. Yeah, I told youthere were three months. They did a
TV show that is not real,but they did. It's love. They
just have to actually get married though. It's just a guy picking the one
(13:15):
that annoys him the least, that'shot, and then it's like, yeah,
we did it. Yeah, andthen people are watching, so you're
like, and we're gonna get married, and then you get married, and
then you're like, how soon canI get the hell out of here?
This wasn't love. I just wantedto be on TV. I know that
was me. She annoyed me themost, and she was not that great.
I would have never picked her.Teresa annoyed you, yes she did.
What was it about Teresa that annoyedyou? Big mouth, a big
(13:41):
mouth one, a lot of mouth. Yeah, she was very mouthy and
toothy, toothy, Yeah, yeah, she was toothy. Oh you're right
there, and she had a veryannoying personality. She wouldn't let the game
come to her. Yeah, buthe seemed to like it. You're right,
like she he must not. Shetended to like talk over him a
(14:03):
little bit and kind of like triedto like answer all the questions for this
she did. And it's just crazybecause I feel like usually in these bachelor
couples, they get engaged or whatever, and then they date for a while
and that's usually when it falls apart. But ABC forced them to have the
televised wedding because I think the showwas so popular with the Golden Bachelor,
(14:26):
and they made a whole lot ofmoney off off of that, and they
pay for the wedding, and theypay for the rings, and they pay
for everything. And so they justwent through with it because they were feeling
pressured to get married on TV.And then they started dating, and then
they started having these conversations about wherethey were going to live, uh,
because they lived in different places andthe whole thought was that they were going
(14:48):
to move to live together. AndI guess what happened is that they kind
of were trying to decide where andthey were, well, maybe we should
move to a mutual site, andthey looked at houses in South Carolina,
which is where neither of them werefrom, and it just got like too
too real, and neither of themreally wanted to commit to moving to me
(15:11):
with the other one. Yep,and he ruined. They've ruined it.
They've ruined life for all. Allsenior singles have now given up love for
all of us. I noticed thelast few months I had seen so many
people and their sixties, seventies andeighties mm hmm going into the bathroom at
that one bar and breaking the sinktogether bar lounge. Yeah, it was
(15:35):
happening a lot. And then asof today when I stopped by, no
senior love really. So it's thatnews that's ruined senior love for It's so
sad. And I know that ABCwas going to do this all over again
with a lady, I think,and I wonder if now people are not
going to really be as interested init because it didn't work the first time.
This is just pick a new bitlike you went with older, Go
(15:56):
with parapletry, mixed up little bitlike you got to be missing an armor,
Alake, Go with the lesbians.Hey look Gayala. Yeah, they've
never done that on The Bachelor.They haven't. That'd be interesting these new
times where we think of these thingsin a different way, we might be
a little bit more open minded tosomething like this. Ratings would probably be
(16:18):
pretty good. Nothing but gender.All the guys that want to see the
girls, we want gender fluid asexuals. Uh huh, that's what gender fluid
asexuals. Ye don't understand anymore.I don't understand anymore. Well, they
went on a Good Morning America andmade this announcement together. And here's a
picture of them, just so youcan see. They look all happy and
they're like smiling time. Yeah.So this is this is the picture of
(16:42):
them announcing that their quotege marriage isdissolving. Yeah. And they were holding
hands the whole time and saying thatthey loved each other. And I'm like,
no, you guys are lying.They milt this thing all the way
and they're very happy in that picturebecause they know that in a matter of
minutes they'll be getting away from eachother. Yeah. And now guess what.
They've both been on TV and they'remore famous than they were, and
(17:03):
their dms are filled with other peoplewho want a boink yep. It's true,
and I'm kind of sad about itall. I think you're hot.
They did have all right, girl, come get so. I don't know
what he sounds like. They didhave a prenup, so who had the
money? I guess they both sortof did. I mean, by that
age, don't you just kind ofhave a little bit more money than when
you're twenties? I've getting married,you know, I think what's the more
(17:25):
time that might have been true?I think for most people our age.
No, you're not just gonna havemoney in your seventies. You'll probably still
be working two jobs. It's sosad, Jeff to pay rent on the
starter home that you're hoping to buywhen you turn eighty three. Oh yeah,
one of those jobs will be aCostco. God, that'd be great.
Yeah, you do a little itwork during the day, then you
(17:47):
swing over to Costco to work thehot dog machine. That's a day you
just go hide when they're closing thingsdown, and then everybody leaves and you
go to town party. That'd bea great place to get locked into Costco.
Yeah, why know you all thatmeat in the back. I'm gonna
say they do have to meat inthem back. If you work your way
to the back, that's where themeat is. So that's what you want
(18:08):
to be around overnight, is themeat in the bank. I think about
how excited we get for the tinylittle samples at Costco. If you were
there all by yourself, with nobodylike keeping you from just diving into all
of the food, that'd be soexcited. I would make a hot dog
and have a slice of pizza,and I'd leave with a fountain drink to
go. I wouldn't leave, I'ddo all my shopping. I wouldn't have
to fight anybody for space. Man, I got to get back to that
(18:30):
Costco. You do, You gotto get back to Costco? Yeah?
How long has it been months?Oh? Mikey, do you go to
the food court when you go?Yeah? Do you go to the meat
in the back? I go everywhere? Oh wow, touch them all.
I'll leave no stones unturned in Costco. It's a lot of fun when you
find the items that you have tobuy in bulk and then you just feel
(18:51):
like such a dumb ass as itsits in your pantry. Yeah, because
it's like you bought a bag ofchips. With the bag of chips is
the size of the patio we're on, and so you have to store it
in a spare bedroom and because itfills up the whole room space. Yeah,
it is sad. Uh, wellyou join bachelorettes. We could have
a conjoined bachelorette. Are there enoughof them? No? I wouldn't want
(19:12):
there's not. I'm creeped out byGolden Bachelorette is confirmed to be happening in
the near future. And Teresa gavethe Golden Bachelorette advice and she said,
be authentic, be yourself like shedid, and then you two can get
buried and divorced three months later.Uh. It probably was her play from
day one. Probably do we knowwho the Golden Bachelorette is? Does she
(19:33):
have fake up tops? I don'tthink we know who it is? But
probably yes? Okay, yeah,wondering. Uh So, I've been tracking
this story for a while about KateBeckinsale. I love Kate Beckhensale. She's
beautiful underworld right, yes, spandexAnd she's in one of my favorite like
girl movies, rom com type movies, Saren Deputy with John Cusack where they
(20:00):
meet and then they lose each otherin New York city, but they're both
thinking about each other a lot,and they gave each other a sign,
like he wrote his phone number inthe inside cover of a book and took
that book to like a library orsomething and said, if you ever find
this book with my phone number andit, you'll know we were meant to
be together. And so the wholemovie, they're like going on with their
lives and dating other people, butstill thinking about each other, and she
(20:23):
like gets engaged and maybe even married. I don't remember. It's been a
long time. But at the endof the movie, towards the end,
she finds the book and then theygo find each other and it's just yeah,
yeah, they end up together.Anyways. I love Kate Beckhamsale and
I follow her on the social media. She's got some cats that are really
cute. She's real into her cats, and I think she's single, and
(20:45):
all of a sudden, she's fifty. But she's fifty, yeah, and
she looks amazing. But she hasbeen posting now since March, like selfies
of herself in the hospital, hope, and it's just pictures of herself,
Like here's one where she posted apicture of her holding a dog. This
(21:07):
was in mid March, and that'swhere she revealed that she'd been hospitalized.
Here's another one where she posted apicture of her little I don't know if
it's a rabbit or cat socks orlittle hospital socks. And she never said
why she was in the hospital.So this has been going on for over
over a month. Yeah, becausethey have long ears, so she never
(21:30):
said and people were obviously commenting likewhat's wrong. But it's one of those
things where you post about it likeyou want maybe people to notice or know
that you're struggling, but you don'treveal why, and so they call that
like a cryptic post or whatever,because it just causes a whole bunch of
questions. And now she's wiped outall those photos, so all the photos
(21:52):
of her that she posted, theselfies in the hospital are now gone as
of like yesterday. She's healthy nowand she just wants to erase that part
of her life. Well no,I mean, we've gotten one of these
stories recently, so I'm pretty sureshe has cancer. But sure like the
and she'll tell us later. Youthink, probably what else you doing?
(22:12):
It could just so much pictures andthen deleting all the pictures and then being
mysterious. I can't answered. Ihope not. And like she the pictures,
she looks still like very beautiful,even in the hospital. Yeah,
it looks like she's had a lotdone to remove the lower half of her
face, but she saw it,and uh I did. She posted like
(22:33):
her cat passed away and she wasvery, very very obsessed with her cat
and she was very sad about that, and there were like a lot of
sad posts about the cat and peoplegiving her well wishes, and then she
was hospitalized and I just hope she'sokay. Like I don't know, you
know, if it's mental health ordepression kind of thing, and you have
to be observed. But I loveKate Beckhamsale, not just for serendpuity,
(22:56):
but she seems like a really coolperson and so here on Hollywood Swing and
I just want to tell Kate Beckinsale, I hope you're okay, okay,
And I bet she'll get that message. Yeah, someone that heard that will
tell Kate and that'll be great.She's also been mourning the loss of her
late stepfather and her and her cat. So yeah, she was in Pearl
(23:17):
Harbor too. Who do you thinkshe's sad or about stepfather or cat.
Well, if I follow her,and I told you the cat thing stood
out first to me, but maybeit's also just because I'm a cat person.
But yeah, so hope she's okay. Kind of interesting when you just
wipe off hospital photos from your Instagram. And we'll be keeping an eye on
(23:37):
that story as well. And that'sHollywood swinging too, all right. Coming
up next in the Best Name ofSports segment period, the goat strikes again
and I've got some advice for theCowboys. Next
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