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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the morning show,
Boys Day.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Out Yesterday with Scary and Nate. Nate was next to
some woman at the bar, right, and you got to talking.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Yeah, Scary and I were sitting at the bar having lunch,
and as you do when you sit at a bar,
you just make friends with the people that are sitting
next to you, at least say hi, right, And so
she say she was a girls. You know, she was
about to go out with her friends. She was waiting
for her friends, and she made the joke that, oh, yeah,
I'm going to go meet my husband. And I'm like, oh, well,
what are you looking for? Right, just trying to have conversations.
(00:35):
She becaues, well, I know what I'm not looking for
and proceeds to pull out her ick list. So she
has her ick list, yeah, on her notes in notes,
and I saw this, and you could have scrolled three
times with your finger. Good god, I just took a
picture of the very top of the list.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
So she has a very very extensive list of ick
Go through it.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, you want to go through this, go through Okay,
this is okay.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
She's out looking for a guy, but she knows what
she doesn't want, and here's the things on her ick list,
describing the guy she doesn't want riding a bike. Now,
did you talk about these individuals a couple we pulled
out riding a bike? She goes, yeah, he can't own
a bike, but he can, like use a city bike.
But she doesn't want him to ride and have a
bike that he uses for transportation and owns.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
At her ick list number two, he's cheap, pretty self explanatory.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Well, just spend you know, money and not be frugal. Okay,
complains like a Karen another self explanatory. Doesn't want somebody
that is complaining about things like bee.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, wow, Scotty Bee. She's still your ick list. That's
what I was thinking. All those things are me so far. Okay, Wait,
doesn't work out? Is on our icklist? The guy needs
to work out?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Is climbing all those stairs yesterday? Account?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah, I only do it every once in a while.
I don't work out What she say about that?
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Does?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
She go tot detail? She wants a guy that's taking
care of himself.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay, that makes sense. There's an IT list, mean to
his mom? Okay, agree on that, says excuse me, and
the person doesn't hear them.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
That's the worst.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I didn't get into that one.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Okay. So that is when you're like at a restaurant
and you try to get the waiters attention and you're like,
and they just keep walking by you embarrassing. That gives
a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
People, you know what I'm thinking, Like when you hold
the door open for someone, or are you actually brushed
by somebody, go pardon me and they don't even acknowledge you.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Still though I love it, excuse me. Uh yeah, you'll
know how that feels.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
That's not great.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Another he has bad hand smell, small smell small Yeah,
bad hands, small hands.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
She doesn't like a guy with small hands. Go to
the next one.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
What doesn't small hands mean something?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Not always okay?
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Next on her list, Next on her ick list, chasing
ping pong ball.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
He doesn't like it when the guy, if they're playing
table tennis, chases the ping pong ball off the table.
At some point, I just said that there's no way
you're gonna find a guy because, like the list head,
he plays air guitar.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Like if the guy plays air guitar. But I'm okay
with air drums, just not air guitar.
Speaker 7 (03:36):
You do.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Air susophone? Who does that? Okay? Next he drives weird.
What does that mean? I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay, this is the ick list, he continues, He's shy.
There's like a shy guy. Where's flip flops?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Ack? List? To her?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
A lot of a lot of people I know are
ikey out. They say, the only time you should ever
wear flip flops is at a beach or by a pool.
So anyway, list commenting on celebrities instagrams.
Speaker 6 (04:05):
Yes, oh I've had that conversation really well, oh yeah,
you can't if you don't know the person leaving a random,
hateful comment for whatever reason or whatever, like interacting with
them like you know them.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It is a little weird.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Okay, Like we all appreciate it, and I'm glad when
people do that for us.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, but I just don't want to.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
But what puts next on her her ick list? He
has allergies? Yeah, it was food allergies in particular. She
can't be with a guy that is allergic to any
sort of food. Okay, all right, he wears skinny jeans. Yah, yeah, Okay,
referring to their football or any team as we like
(04:45):
you said, he's on the team.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
This is a weird one on her ick list. Guy
she doesn't want to date provides zip code for meeting spot.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Apparently she has a guy that said, well, let's meet
in the one double ow one four or whatever. And
I think that one is weird. Like I will agree
that one's strange. I've never had anybody say let's meet
it a zip code.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Uh Ickliss continues, sits next to you instead of a
cross like at a table.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
At the restaurant. Is that an icky? I don't like
sitting next to someone not on the first date.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
It's just weird to do that. It's easier to talks
from each.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Other, turning your head the whole time.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Then don't put.
Speaker 7 (05:30):
Your hand there.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Did you see the one? Excessive punctuation in texts?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Next? Next, excessive punctuation? So she doesn't like proper punctuation.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I'm textually, you know, texted with people and they said,
why so many periods?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I'm like, it's it's a sentence, right exactly. It's grammar.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
We're supposed to just forget all rules of language. But
apparently that's an ick using proper grammar and punctuation.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I had that.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
Conversation with Brandon. He uses too many exclamation points and
he's the excited person.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I know, you know who does that? Here Andrew?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Andrew always uses like why are you yelling at me?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Next on her ick list Instagram bios. She doesn't like
you if you have a bio in your Instagram. Just
test to be.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Plain okay, she's cool.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, and again, well.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Hold on, there's more on thecklist, and this is page one.
Hailing a cab? What's wrong with hailing a cab?
Speaker 4 (06:28):
I asked about that.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Apparently you have to be very manly and forceful when
you hail a cab. You can't just like, you know,
toss up a limp brist finger thing. You have to
be very forceful when you hail.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
She wanted a guy in charge of hailing that cab. O.
Her ick list continues. A guy who breathes too loudly.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Okay, period, what the hell?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Just being alive is irritating, right, please? A guy who's
going he goes skiing? What's wrong with skiing? I think
she said she preferred snowboll boarding.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
She wants a snowboard Okay, all right, a snowboarder taking
luggage off the carousel.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
She said, it's embarrassing watching people, any person take luggage
off the carousel, but for guys in particular. I thought
this was very weird as well. So I think she
just wants a guy that only uses a carry on.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But look at all this stuff she has. And this
is again just one page out of several. Yah, she
actually stops down and goes, let me add this to
the list.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'd like to add one to the list people people
who have it in an ick list?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:33):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I mean, how about the fuck she even has this list?
What is kind of funny?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Actually a guy who has ugly luggage, like beat up
old bags.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I agree with that. I think you need nice luggage. Yeah,
I guess right.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
And I guess if you can't afford it, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Expensive anick list, And this is the last one on
this page. Bad at ice skating.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah, she said she with a guy once and he
was a clutch and he fell down and she was
embarrassed to.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Be with him because he fell down while ice skating.
Look this, this text coming in.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Danielle's reaction to all these is why she's in a
happy marriage and this woman is still single.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Are you talking about this?
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Because I think these things are only icky when you're
not attracted to someone. If you're attracted to that person,
all of a sudden, him falling down on ice skates
is the cutest thing you've ever seen.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, I I hope you're not going out with this girl.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Thank God you're young, but I just don't wait.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Wait, wait, wait, if she wasn't too young for you
and she gave you that list, you would go out
with her.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I probably would go in the other direction.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, Okay, I really wish.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, I'm loving the text coming in. She really should
just say that she doesn't like guys and that's okay.
She's dating no one. Why not make a positive list
not a negative list. It is funny because she was
a very nice person, right, She.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Was a forthright, chatty, very attractive twenty seven.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I was like, this is writing Nate's wheelhouse. But then
she whips out the A list.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Oh god, Yeah, people are texting in. People are texting
in their itch list. Here's one, uh sitting in a
tall chair at the bar on your feet are dangling?
And how does she want this guy to hail a
cab like a hitler?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
Hile Joy said, you got to be careful.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
How you do that?
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Text her? She is psycho? Run, don't walk away?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
This woman and I would be arch Nemesis, arch nemeses.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Uh. This ach list sucks. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:31):
So there's like an ich list on Reddit that's pages
and pages and a lot of those are from that
reddit page.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
But Abby, our lovely Abby.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
Her and I will send each other ick list things
all the time.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
She is stupid.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Oh yes, she's here here, Hey Abby, come here, Daniel,
can you get Abby in here?
Speaker 4 (09:50):
There you go?
Speaker 6 (09:51):
She has it. We might be putting her on the spot.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
See, but we love Abby, we know her very well,
so her list probably will be okay with.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Us, you know.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
One of them that we were like ooh new ick
unlocked was watching men tread water from underwater.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I just don't odd specific.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
I know, like, I don't want you to drown.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Your dam was going to treat you the best because
of that.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
I don't want to see your little kicks.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
But that's how you tread water.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
I know.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Here Abbey.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
I feel like I have to defend defend this. I
feel like most people who make these lists or seen it.
I don't have one, but usually they're kidding. Like I
feel like she's doing that as a joke. I can't
imagine that she actually.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Means she was joking.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I think I think there was a lot of these
things that she was not going to budge on.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
I really do.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
I really get that sense that if a guy had
a couple of these, the guy would be totally taken
out of the mix.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Unless that guy was Harry Styles.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
Then she's gonna put.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Up with all Harry Styles. He has no faults.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
You don't have to be we all do perfect until
you start dating him and then you realize he's perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
A new ich list will be formed. But it's right
you overlook some ink when you're into them. They don't
have to be a Hairy Styles. It could be anyone.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Well, of course, I think we were talking about this
the other day. Love is not blind, but it is blinding.
Once you love somebody, all this stuff goes out the window.
You don't even care anymore. All the gross stuff. You're like,
that's so cute.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I think, go ahead, what no, I think Gandhi is right, Like,
some of the icks become endearing to you while you're
dating the person.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You're like, well, okay, I will tell you some of
the things that are endearing in the beginning of the relationship.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
You want to kill them later. Wait, listen to some
of these icks.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Blonde men, No, grown man should be blonde.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
That's what Abby said. I mean, it's your natural color
is blonde.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
That's that's that's the worst offense.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
She thinks you're supposed to grow out of it, out
of being blonde.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Another thing is, like I'm kidding, it just is a bit.
It's a bit sometimes jarring because I'm like, oh my goodness,
I forgot that. Like adults, Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
What about this one. Let me let me go through
these These are great. Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
The guys who practice their golf swing or baseball swing randomly. Yes,
they're having a silent moment like they're having a No,
they're having a silent moment and they start doing their golf.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Can we add to that imaginary basketball please?
Speaker 5 (12:22):
Okay, you guys need to talk to Celia. She has
she has a funny. She has a funny.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh really, she's not here at the moment, but she
does not approve of men using protective rain gear like
she hates if a man is holding an umbrella or.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Like wearing a rain gear.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
How about Danielle on line eighteen. Uh, She says she
has her own list of icks, but hearing this other
ick list is ick.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Danielle, what's on your ick list? Can you share some
of them with us?
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (12:50):
Okay, good morning guys. So I feel like I have
a lot that are kind of related to hygiene, so
so bad breath or any other like by the odors.
I'm probably not gonna keep being that person. Another one
would be like if you look at someone's side for
a file and you can see in their ear and
(13:11):
they have ear wax, turn off. I'm done.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
But this makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
This is it's not taking drop a carousel.
Speaker 8 (13:22):
No, I don't think I have any that are like
unpreventable other than Okay, so, if you're a public and
you're on the phone and you speak loudly on the phone,
or you're like on speakerphone. I talked to a guy
like that, I'm like, he turn that off? Please?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Now, I'm so far, daniel your list is pretty good.
Yet me is there's some more coming in on text?
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Men, this is this is a weird one. Men who
fart in their pants?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Are you expecting to pull up my pants?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Like when I'm walking sidewalking any.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
Pants? Oh my god, I'm sorry it would be an ick.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
I'm in this like I a lot of these, Like
I love my boyfriend, but some of these he does happen,
So I'm like, we gotta get in his ears because
I'm nicked out right now, let me put that.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
All right?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well, Abby, do you have any more on your ick list?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Well? I feel like there are jokes and there are
serious ones. Like a serious one for me is if
someone was rude to a waiter in front of me.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Like it's playing air guitar. Really someone out for that?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
But I think it's like I'm gonna laugh if someone
thinks that's an ick.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
I mean the air keys.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Are kind of shocking.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Yeah, I do pretty good at air.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, defensive of that.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Daniel, Thank you for listening. If you come up with more,
go ahead and Texas. Okay, we'll be waiting for your text.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Okay, all right, love you guys, Love you more you
they were Abby, No, just you know, God forbid, man
Bret's wa stuff. Well, yeah, thing, but that's not serious.
It's just more of a like, it's more I'm just
like impressed. I guess I feel like usually children grow
(15:13):
out of that.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I just it sucks that you might write off a
guy who might be the best guy.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I would never actually write him off for that. Like
I make that as a joke, but that's not something
I would ever actually consider.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I get it abby.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Sort of a scientific question.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Maybe you wanted to say something.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Well, I wanted to know.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
I mean, we're talking about a lot of IX from
women to men, like what grosses us out about men?
But I would imagine that these guys have some IX
on their list too that are probably unreasonable.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Opportunity employment over here.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I don't think guys have that much, yeah, because we
just like would take what we can get a lot.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
A lot of times women are in the driver's seat here.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well, you see, you see, we talk about the age
of a relationship. When you first meet them, these things
could be icky, but after a while they're endearing.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
With women.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
It's I think it's the opposite. Things are endearing and
then they become icky. Sure later on, Well, I don't know,
you know what, your your girlfriend is very very perfect.
Then don't sit there and say that you're not fussy,
because obviously you are. Well listen, we got a roll
(16:31):
and we love you, aby you, and I can't I
can't