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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh look, it's straight night. What are you eating? What
are you doing over there? I just finished my yogurt.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Oh, we have a special guest.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
My husband Alex is here. Good morning, Alex. Hey, what's up?
But he doesn't want to be on camera? How come
because I just woke up? Okay, all right, we did too.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I like it. It's very like reality show TV Diva. Yeah, like,
no no cameras, no cameras.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, no, no cameras for the TV show. Makes no
sense anyway. So on a previous show, we were talking
about how we took Alex out one night with a
bunch of friends and we were drinking at amah Are,
one of our favorite restaurants, and he told us that
that was the second anniversary of the removal of your testicle.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Is that correct? Yeah? It was the left or right?
I keep forgetting my left right.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
So we brought a meatball out and put a candle
in it, and what was the song was saying, happy
lost ball, Happy.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Lost ball to you.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
We lost it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Seems kind of like a weird thing to celebrate, but
there's a good reason to celebrate this.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
No it brings awareness. You know, I'm not ashamed and embarrassed.
You know that I lost my testicle. You know they
replaced it, but an artificial one, and you can't tell.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
We've got questions.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, hold on, hold on, but you know being a
cancer survivor is a reason to celebrate exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
You know, I have so many friends going through cancer
right now, and you know I want to bring attention
to it.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
All right, And there's no better way than putting a
candle in a meat ball and singing happy lost ball
in the middle of a crowded restaurant.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
And it was delicious. It was so there you go.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Any questions for our guests, okay, Gandhi Danielle, Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Okay, So when we started talking about the replacement testicle,
the stand in whatever it is that you already mentioned
something about it being ping pong ball sized. Is that
a normal ball size or is that big?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
To me? That feels like a big ball. Yes, no,
that's a big ball.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
But what they do is, uh, there's altle different sizes
and they measure your other one and they swap it in.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
If you want to, I have a really big nut,
can you get one of those.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Well, I asked for a brass one, but they said
they took them up.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I mean it's actually it's a it's a display. You
get to look at them, right. No, No, I didn't
say it. I was knocked out. The doctor did.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
No.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
No, when you you got to choose your size, though,
you got to choose I remember that.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
No, not me. Oh maybe I chose for you. Were
you in the room? Okay, okay, wait.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Something to follow up to that. If you didn't like
the other ball, original ball, is there like cosmetic surgery
to make them bigger or smaller?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
In general?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't believe something. I don't think that would be
a good you want to mess with that?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Is it the same size as you all the bowl?
Or is it heavier or lighter?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
What's the difference? You could tell the difference. You know,
it's firm and it's a little bit larger. I believe
it's like overcooked Kalamar. Are you learning a lot? Okay,
let's let's move over to Froggy. Froggy has a question
for you. He's stuck around just because of this conversation.
I'm sure you did so.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
With like regular balls, somebody can just barely graze it
and it'll knock you to your knees with the neuticle.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
I mean, is it the.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Same sensation or can you like really take a good
like blow to the nuts and.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I don't have feeling in there.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Okay, so if something like that, no flicky, no flicky,
no hurdy. Wow, that's a good question, now I know that.
Uh straight, Nate has a question. He's been asking it
all morning and finally he has the opportunity.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
So many Okay, we have time. Is it?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Is it attached anything? Or is it just kind of
rolling around like a marble and a sack?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Oh? No, no, it's attached.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Follow up, what is it attached to? Is it attached
to the other ball? It's like a pinata? No ball, No,
it's attached to something.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I don't know what, because if not, it would go
up inside me or you know that? The question, So
it is attached, I don't know how they attached that.
Speaker 7 (04:22):
The follow up, that's the follow up question. Uh, you
get cold, right like you. Let's say you're going a
really cold water. Does it stay hanging and the real
one retreats inside of you?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Or does it really Oh yeah, you're very uneven. Uneven Stephen.
They I tip over sometimes. Oh god, so.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Wait a minute, can you roll it around in your
hand like a fidget spinner?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yes, I can. He's doing it right now. I'm doing
it right now, just making sure it's still there. Yes,
scary now that you have one instead of two? Is
there half as much? I know exactly where you were going, right,
But I want to know the answer. You already know
(05:05):
where I'm going with this. It's kind of an odd answer.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It is because I think I produced more. Yes, I
don't know. Ever since the operation, that's been crazy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I'm sure there's an explanation behind that movie.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
We don't really Yeah, I really don't know. What about velocity?
Is the velocity the same or is that Yeah, it's
the same. We're talking about that change the principles of inertia.
I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Oh I got another one? Look at that? Oh my god,
look at all these questions about your ball.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Where do they insert it? Do they like follow the
natural seam on the on the on the bag?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
No, actually through your throat. They went down through his throat, right, No,
did you help him? Can you imagine?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Actually it's below my belly button to the left side.
Halfway down between Yes, yeah, my penis and my be
it laparoscopic. Yeah, so that's where they went in and
removed they didn't put the nil in it.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
What will it deteriorate over time?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I'm not sure about that, but I think I got
a while. You know, I'll probably pass away before my
ball does. Wellt's not push it, Scotty B. Of course
we knew he would have a question.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Well, I'm just curious are they both the same weight?
Because I'm thinking like a scale. I know that when
I go.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
To terminal five area, where are you listening to?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:33):
Because when I go to terminal five at JFK, my
left ball always dips in the toilet. So I'm just
curious as if if they're ever.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Uneven, Yes it is, Why don't you stop going.
Speaker 8 (06:44):
To that terminal to take a poop because that's what
that's where I fly out of.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah, yes, my left my fake one. Yes, it's heavy
than Am I right?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Did you name it?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Actually I didn't. Should we do a naming textas now?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Harry text Harry text fifty five one hundred right now,
let us know what you want to name Alex's ball,
Harry Harry Ball.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
What they do with the old one?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Well, they you know, dissect dissected it, and uh you
know that's how I found out it was cancer.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Cancer. Yeah, so no one wants a cancerous ball, yeah,
hanging out? Does hair still grow on that one? Yes?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
Okay, well on the sack? Yeah, I know, but I
figured because there was some surgery.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
No, the surgery was up in my stomach. Okay, you know,
blowing my belly.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
But got it.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
This is a powerful, powerful addition of this is a
powerful conversation.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
So does it feel weird when you shave that one?
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Yeah, there's really no feeling.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, okay, cool, is there any Oh well you just
said there's no feeling there, so like certain acts that
would involve that, you don't you don't feel it on
that side?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah? Okay, wow, So you.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
Can get punched in that ball over and over and
just take it.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You could do. You could start like an only fans
because people like to watch people like step on their balls. Yeah,
you could start. Dn't hurt. I don't want to. Dot
com let me see if that's available. Punching bag.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Punching bag ball man is back, bringing it back.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
To serious Uh, the serious I think.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
So when you went in, did you know the only
one affected was the left one. Was there a chance
that they might have had to take both of them?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yeah, well they do all the scans beforehand, and you know,
they run all the tests.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
So so my left one was the bad one.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
Okay, so going forward, is there a chance the other
one might have an issue?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, there's always a chance, you know. That's why you
got to keep on top of it. You know, especially
when I'm in a shower, I feel and make sure
that there's no lumps or anything. And it was that
you felt initially it was really really hard. It was
you know, it wasn't soft, and it was very very firm.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
It felt unusual.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah, and I kept on saying, you know, I don't
feel a lump or anything, but I said, something's not right.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
So that's when I made a call to my doctor.
And it's good.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's good to be proactive if every other question, don't
be embarrassed together, because this could be an embarrassing conversation.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
That was the That was the first time I ever
dropped my pants for the doctor to feel my guy.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
No, it's not thank you for any more questions. Because
you guys are when you.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Go to the metal detector at the.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah, it's not it's not metal. It's silicon. It's silicon, selene, saline, Yah, saline,
that's what I mean, both of I thought they've.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Been removing saline. Yeah, that's what I thought too. So
you got salty balls.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yes, makes a pin and puts a pin there and
pops it and then a little leak.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's not well, let's not try that.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And you're thought, Gandhi was what No, that's what I
was going to ask if it was possible that it
could rupture.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
See, well, so if you sit here and pound it
with a pound it with a hammer with a frying pan,
think about it. Check and see if pounding your ball
with a frying pan is taken.
Speaker 7 (10:31):
Did they give you any special instructions things to avoid
going forward?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Like?
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Really?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But you know when I had the operation, I had
to wear this like diaper thing you did? Yeah, oh
I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Oh I got pictures of it.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Three days I had to wear this. Hey, look up
one ball with a diaper and see if that's available.
Speaker 9 (10:54):
One okay, like a like a like a Yeah it's available,
one diaper okay, well, all right, I think this has
been very informative.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Learned a lot today.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I had a ball, just one, all right, Well, thank
you for being our special guest, and also.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I want to thank all the doctors at north Well
Health and the hospital you know for my chemotherapy. Everybody
was so great and made me feel very comfortable.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Love Alex, fabulous, nice ball