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April 10, 2024 6 mins
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(00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran inthe morning show. I'm going down Gandhi's
daily list of things to talk about. Yeah, do we which one the
first one on there? Yes?But you know what, it's not my
story to tell. I just wantedto remind you that it happened. Oh,

(00:22):
I remember it happened. We weresomewhere like several weeks ago, right,
and it's when I first first startedtaking some of the GOV stuff and
we all joke about how it youknow, it does have side effects sometimes.
Well, what happened. Oh mygod, if you pull up a

(00:45):
video of Niagara Falls and then puta pair of underwear on it, that's
what happened, yeah to you.Yes, And we were all out in
public, yes all vanus for avery long time. I actually thought he
did the Iris exit. I waslike, oh, he's gone, I
did I walked out of the barbackward. Yeah. And then he resurfaced,

(01:08):
maybe like twenty thirty minutes later,and he told us that he discarded
a piece of clothing in the bathroombecause there was an incident, a soiling
if you will. Yes, wow, oh my god. There was no
warning. It was like it waslike that earthquake last week in New Jersey.
There was no warning, no warningat all. Did you did you
trust something you should? No?No, no, no, no,
And I'm not really Oh, thisis not a press conference. Damn well,

(01:30):
I didn't have a question. Therewas no warning, That's what I
said. I was very clear,there's no warning. What you walked back
in without that piece of clothing becauseyou threw it out. Weren't you nervous
that could happen again? And ifit did, of course I had nothing
left. But I mean, Idon't want to get to see I don't
want to answer questions because it's gonnaget really it's gonna get really sticky.
I gross. I was pretty Iwas pretty sure after the original earthquake there

(01:57):
was no more earthquake left. Okay, yeah, no trimmers, So leave
it at that, Okay. Butthen Alex reminded me this happened to me
in uh where were we were?We were traveling, and we were oh,
we were in Dubai. Dubai.The Dubai airport is massive, and
so when you're in the lounge,you're hanging out waiting, you know,

(02:19):
four hours for your flight. Iwas like, oh gosh, said Alex,
I'll be back. I know thatthere's a bathroom like fourteen football fields
down the hallway. There's like fortyfive men's rooms all the way from where
I am to the last now one. So I took the walk all I
needed a cart it was that far. Knowing that no one would get near

(02:40):
me. I had to go tothe bathroom. I had to do the
same thing that happened at this thing. And I as soon as I discarded
what I needed to discard, herecomes the guy to clean the bathroom and
clean out the drash. Can.I'm like, I know, I was
thinking, no don I don't knowhow to speak her language, but no,

(03:00):
do not do not go in there. Do you think he knew it
came from you. Well, Iwas the only one within ten million miles
of that bathroom. I'm blaming Gandhi. What I'll tell you why. It's
Gandhi's fault. I blame her too, right, But why are we blaming
her? I'll tell you why becauseGandhi one times said that she had multiple
friends that said it was okay forthis to happen to you two to three

(03:22):
times per year, and I don'tthink that's normal. And so I think
that being Gandhi's friend makes you dothat to yourself. Even three times per
year, you increased my odds.I'm therefore it's Gandhi's fault. What Harry
Wow. I would like the recordto reflect that, I too, believe
three times a year is insane.I think that's that's not acceptable. I'm
like, once I'm on the onceevery ten year plan, right, I

(03:45):
feel like maybe violent illness. Iunderstand, you know, things are happening
outside of that. I have aniomic bugs, something like that. I
do understand. The press companies likequestions. You know, listen, this,
this tsunami came out of nowhere.Has it happened? Has it happened
again? Since? No, notat all. Questions, no questions.

(04:06):
I tell them, no questions.Stop it. I'm sorry, Nate.
If you have something to say,that's good. If you have a question,
to withdraw my question. This isnot jeopardy. You don't have to
do anything in the form of aquestion. And then I have something to
say. Okay, you should carryextra ammunition with you now in case you
have another incident, extra ammunition,ammunition, a shield. You should carry

(04:29):
an extra shield with you in caseanother incident. Okay, I'll keep those
in my purse. Oh that's right. You know they do sell those in
shop, right, those certain underwearthings you can wear. I don't know
that. I don't not going todepend I'm moving on. I'm moving on.
But you know what, because I'mnot, I didn't know. I
told you I had no clue.It came out of nowhere. I was

(04:51):
there. I know he had noclue. There was no sign, there
was no guys, my stomach hurtsnothing. It was a poof. He's
gone. Thirty minutes later he resurvicesand he's like, there was an incident.
I put the pooh and poof?Well, can I take a break?
I have a lot of questions Iwant to ask. Can't we take
a break? Is a question?We asked question? It didn't because we

(05:15):
have people, you don't have toanswer them. Okay, go ahead,
what what? What was your question? Namely to just think about how far
we've taken it and this is nota good time to dog pilot and make
it work. Then I can't askthe question, what is it? So?
It didn't make it past the firstline of defense? Right, No,
it did not. Wow, he'svery fortunate. I would like to

(05:38):
know the brand that you use.I that's quite the content. I was
expeditious in getting to the yes nextquestion statement, I feel for you,
Elvis. When I was nine yearsold and I was shopping in wall bounds
with my mom, that happened tome in the middle of nowhere, and
I had one line of defense andit was not a good one. I'm

(05:58):
just saying I feel for you,Okay, And with summer coming on,
I'll be bringing a lot of whitepants and there's an exit. Oh my
god, I definitely don't want togo be myself at the beach last because
you have a bathing zoon. Whatlast question? What color was the second
line of defense? What does thathave to do with anything? Because it

(06:19):
doesn't matter because it was could havebeen Okay, you know what that question
is ir irrelevant but pretty relevant.No, it's not. We were just
having that conversation. Okay, Wedone with this. Yeah, I'm not
getting in any trouble. I'm notasking any questions. Oh. Someone said
they've been on mogobe for a year. It gets better. Its like you,
like we be hazes you. Ifyou can make it past this,

(06:41):
I'm gonna be name govi We gravy. Oh my, all right, let
me look down. That was Gandhi'sthing to talk about today.
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