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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning show.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hey, can we talk about this brushing your teeth?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
M Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Why is it something so simple like this causes such
an argument in this show?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It was so much drama in the back so screaming, yeah,
someone flipped a table.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Do you water toothpaste and then water?
Speaker 4 (00:27):
I do?
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I do too.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I need to moisten my bristles right, and then the
toothpaste goes on, and then I must moisten the toothpaste right,
otherwise it seems too dry in my mouth. But you're saying, Daniel, saying.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
No, see I am. I was just thinking what you
just said. I am toothpaste water and in my mouth.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It seems like that would be enough because you can
water your bristles bristles after the toothpaste is on.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I feel like if I water it beforehand, then I
feel like when I put the toothpaste on, it's gonna
get a little soggy.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Nah, because what's your doing when you first put it
under there before the toothpaste is you're washing the poopicles.
They could be around the room. They kind of they
get wash.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
That is not washing. Sorry, but I.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Feel like that's all mental. My toilet is not in
the same room as my toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Oh fancy, pooples move around, they can they don't see
doors and walls.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
They bandy.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
What say you, I'm water toothpaste, water brush. But I
found out Andrew is basically just like toothpaste and into the.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Mouth that's so dry you could you could that's chafing.
You could have chafing in your mouth.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I've told you I think he's a serial killer, and
there are just more.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I feel like, yeah, okay, what are you saying.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I also feel like if you put it in your
mouth before you wet it, it's like it's gonna be like.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Fronny.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
The whole thing is not going to be used the
way it's supposed to be used. You don't get the
most out of your toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
That one before you put it in your mouth. So, Andrew,
do you moisten it before you put it in your mouth?
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Wow, that's we're going there.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
I'm talking about toothpaste and toothbrush.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
So I you just go right in. Yeah, I feel
you're you.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Have natural saliva that is your moistener.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Well, I tell you, but in the morning, in the morning,
I don't have as much saliva as I do, Like
right now, I'm you should see how much saliva I
have right now.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
You know, in the morning, I feel like you get
like a coating and then you wash it afterwards. Because
I have a very strict routine. It takes me two
minutes thirty seconds every time I brush my teeth. Okay,
that's good. Coldcake toothbrush, that's good. I brush my teeth
with it. At the end, I wet the toothbrush and
then I go back in just like get it all off.
That's the toothpaste. It feels like about the dundist. Wait,
(02:47):
you don't mend your mouth at the end, and yes, no,
no I do. I wash it after I'm done with
my routine. Yeah, put it back and then did You're
not supposed to swallow toothpaste. That's not good for no, no, no,
I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Don't care.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
You're not supposed to.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You can. I'm not saying you eat a tube every day.
I'm just saying, yeah, it's not it's not going to
kill you.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
What scary?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
So I go the extra step.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I do water toothpaste water, and then I press the
toothpaste into the bristles.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
With my finger.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Oh, I have toothpaste for all of my teeth. See
that's more psychotic than anything I just said it. Actually, wait,
can we back up? I don't understand that at all.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You do what?
Speaker 6 (03:25):
It's water? Toothpaste water? But then I take the toothpaste
with my thumb and I press, I smash it into
the bristles.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You get your dirty ass finger on your.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
To Why do you do that? Because when you're rushing
it doesn't it push the toothpaste? What if you had
pushed through on your toilet paper with your fingers earlier? No,
I'm in the shower when I okay, don't get Scotty started, Scotty.
Do you hear that? No, Scott squatched Scottie, just like
you vomit, Daniel when you hear about mayonnaise. Watch this, hey, Scotti,
(03:56):
what Scary actually brushes his teeth in the shower.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
My body is tingling.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's discus, that's brow if it goes between your toes.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
No, no, Scary.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Do you soap your feet?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yes? I fet okay, you know something? And then you
and then you use that same finger to brush your
teeth and push the h.
Speaker 6 (04:13):
No shave in the shower.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Do you use a washcloth? You waste a lot of water.
That's less water.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Then I don't have to do the you know, go
to the you know, the vanity and the shame vanity.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Every day we find out more about the people we
work with, and it makes me uncomfortable, just a little
more uncomfortable every day. I just got word from someone
I won't say who that Andrew also eats a hot
dog with zero condiments, just the hot dog, literally raw dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I can raw dog it too. I prefer I prefer condiments,
but I can raw dog it as well.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
Do you at least use a bun?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Please, Josh? The tournament is that the insight source not surprised.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Don't ask Josh.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
He's been a raw dogging that's why he's always sick.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
We all do things that people don't understand, people don't
agree with, and that's making us unique.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (05:08):
When does he shower?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Like?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
When when you shower, is the first thing you do
brush your teeth or is it the last thing you do?
That's very important to this.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
I just jump in the shower, I wash, no, no,
and then.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
So you're using after you wash your whole body that
same thumb is pressing down toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
It is not washed other parts of your body that
might not be totally.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Uses a washcloth.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Okay, all right, all right? How often do you wash
the wash cloth? Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I change it like every three or four days, say
three to four weeks.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Should use a new wash cloth every day.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I would take that washtf cloth. I would take that
washcloth and I'd put it in boiling water and makeo
I'd make scary teeth.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
You don't use a new wash cloth every time you
get in the shower.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
No, I don't have that many wash cloths.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Watch cloths are not that expensive because I'll buy you
some time.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I buy a big package.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
I'm glad we could have this conversation. So the original
question was do you a water toothpaste? Water or b
water toothpaste? See toothpaste water and in indeed, just like
Andrew toothpaste.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
And that's it. The toothpaste.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
You can't bolt me. You're the one sticking your hand
places and going into your mouth with it.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
He's mister, I'm glad we had this time together.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Who chooses to get up at this time?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I know early morning?
Speaker 5 (06:38):
Elvis ter ran in the Morning Show