Matt and Tyler's New Zealander of the Week - 17 April (1)

At the end of every week, Matt and Tyler name the New Zealander of the Week.

It's an honour that we bestow on your behalf to someone, or something, that's had an impact on our nation over the past week. 

There are three nominees but can only be one winner.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
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The Matteath and Tyler Adams Afternoons New Zealander of the Week.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Ladies and gentlemen, It's time once again for our show's
most regular segment, The Matt heat and Tyler Adams Afternoons
New Zealander of the Week. Because our country is great,
three shall be equally honored. So without further around, here
is our first honoree for New Zealander of the Week.

(00:48):
In the beginning, Apple's had one of their biggest days
when Adam and Eve ate one and realized they were nude.
The next major Apple event didn't come until nineteen eighty five,
when a clever key we crossed a Royal gala with
a brayburn. This week, that iconic combo crack one billion
in global sales, making it one of the most successful

(01:08):
branded food exports we've ever produced. You are exceptionally crisp
and sweet and now envy apples. You are a New
Zealander of the weed.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
These beloved New Zealanders wear cool white coats. They study
at UNI for years. They know chemistry, They know meds.
They can sell you the sexy blue pills, but for
years they've had to have their hands held by GPS
when helping the good people of New Zealand where they're
disgusting knits, scabies and conjunct dividers. But this week it

(01:42):
was announced they will soon be able to invoke the
power of farmac and save itchy, scavy and bummed up
kiwis all by themselves over the counter, our mighty New
Zealand pharmacists.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
You are a New Zealander of the Week.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Traditions are hard to start, but so easily snuffed out
when Super Rugby n all the excitement and novelty it
can get its hands on, some health and safety wounders
have killed off the most exciting and novel gimmick in
the sport. For thirty years, a cavalry has led the

(02:22):
most successful team in the comp out onto the field.
But now a symbol of identity, history and continuity through
earthquakes and tragedies and titles, has been admund.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Out of existence.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Crusades Ponies, we love you and we miss you already,
and you are our first ever equestrian New Zealander of
the Week.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Take it away.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Sir Howard Morrison.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
My.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Ah Bright, the Tyler Rados.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
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