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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hits Drive with Maddy and Pja thanks to chimis
Wee House the Real House of Fragrances. Hello everyone, welcome
to the podcast. Hello, another day, another order. I've had
to do a last minute gender reveal thing and so
I'm I'm just ordering a couple of pieces.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
This is outright, this is actually outrageous. You you're going
to hear more about it on the show, but we
might as well talk about it on the podcast as well. Yeah,
it was slipped to you the gender of your child.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, but let me be clear. I wasn't mad about it, no,
I know, but wouldn't release my midwife. She hear me
talk about it and she felt so bad. I was like, no, seriously,
I was stoked you did this because I was moved
to Wig wouldn't and we wouldn't have done it tonight.
Like this really rushed the process, right, which was nice.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So what are you going to do? You're gonna get
a bunch of people to come around to your house tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
So Bjay is always part of this thing called Wednesday
Wit such a country thing, and they just have a
couple of v um just down the roads, and so
I just thought all it would just crash that I
went and got a techy balloon? Is she not taking
them the fucking expensive?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Is it specifically for a gender reveal?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well? Yeah, I mean on the balloon it turns out
there is like you can just do this. So there's
this like party place and they're great, it's so great,
but it has like question marks all over the balloon.
And then they've sort of done it for me and
it's helium and then you just pop it. I hope
they've got the right color.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh they put what the like confiti or something in it?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah? I think so he should I shoot it?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Oh ah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Hmm. So no, he's not going to do that.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's very country of him though, wasn't that?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
But I mean, we had such grand plans of doing
something different and now we've just gone for the most
mainstream Blair option. But it's now it's still fun. It's
got the surprise out of it, very.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Fun, totally well exciting and congratulations. So what are you
getting for dinner? Pizza?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Is getting pizzas? Boring pizzas.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
That's great though, just what I just saw.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
We'll get a few people to give her get some pizzas.
I'll have a zero cider and then we'll hit on
our merry way.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'd love to be there, I know.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Well yeah, I mean, it would have been nice to
make this sort of a bigger thing.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
But the it is what it is. That's what it is.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
You know. I'm a Leo stouse and I do like
to sometimes relation in the spot. Not that it's about me,
it's about the baby, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's also you.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You're the mum, that's true.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So yeah, have you told your mom?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, straight away. You couldn't even hold it in for
your mom. Bj sid I could. He was like, you're
not going to be able to not tell your mom
because we got in the car to get it straight after,
because I had to. She'd give me a ride something.
Ah right, So I toltdally straight away.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Exciting. So anyway, when do I get to know?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I don't know. I kind of want to hang it
over you. If you can hang it over me.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
For how long?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
How much will you pay me if you get it
right or wrong? Is it works?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I mean, we are we're together on Friday? Should we
do our own little ginder reveal on Friday?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
We could? It could be cute saying up posting something tonight.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I can't. I can't guarantee.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I won't know because you can't hold onto anything.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
When it's your own stuff, you can't.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You have to let it out immediately.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I do. I do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So we'll just see, we'll see see. I mean, don't
not post it. Don't not post it tonight for my benefit.
And I know you wouldn't anything.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
You know us like Friday is going to be a
hictic day. We always gym so much and then we'll
be like, ah, fack, we hadn't even that I know,
but look, fun show coming up. We had some really
good calls and texts today. It say thank you to
the Legions who are tuning.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
In truly, truly because look, they come to the hood here.
In terms of radio, we can't do a show un
least people know, unless people get involved, unless they teach us,
unless they call us with your own We.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Need you, we need you, need them, We need you.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
So thank you for being.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, Legions, so great, so great.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
So we talked about who let the cat out of
the bag, who let the secret out cart out?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who?
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Who?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Who?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Who who let the cat out.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Off Pj's thing. What else we're talking about. We also
brought back meme girls our brand new gas, which I
think it's going well. I'm liking that.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, it's always like kind of awkward first date vibes
when you bring like something to the table.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Please, I didn't write it back for it for a
second or third day.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Have you got any good ideas for memes? Please sing
through to our deems the hits, drive and enjoy the podcast.
Have a great Wednesday or whatever day you're listening to this,
and don't be shy slide into our DM.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And good luck for the gender reveal tonight.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Thank you. It's really going to be the most underwhelming
event ever.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Doing Mady and PJ. Mady and PJ the Podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
The Heavy Wednesday. We've made it. It's Wednesday today, Today
is Wednesday. Yesterday. I thought it was Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
I'll be honest, although you weren't too disappointed, because often
if you if you get a day head and then
you realize, actually, it's not the feeling in the world.
Were stiling in the world, but you're very blast about
it was.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Because we're on festives.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Own.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, I don't know, I feel like it's all starting
to blow into one a little bit. So I'm like
on Tuesday Wednesday Sequencer.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You know, tis the silly season. And do you know
the best thing what I get to listen to? Mora
carries all I want for Christmases? You and I put
it on today.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
You've already been on the lope.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You've got the Christmas album on loan, I've got the
it's oscillating between my it's oscillating between Christmas album and
the Wacord soundtrack.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Do you work out to Christmas music? Line?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
There would I'd work out to work out to the
Christmas music and I would work it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
And I would work out as Christmas really.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, Low, it doesn't bother me. It's what gets me
in the zone. It is what makes me happy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Surely there's like a full blown cardio playlist of Christmas
songs where they have done remake. H like the beats? Yeah,
the rpm bpm, b pm, yeah, yeah, the bpm and
it like matches that perfect running beat. I'm sure someone's done.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I'm sure they would have, and I'm ready for it.
I'm here for it. The podcast. We're weeks away from Christmas, which.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Is the big day, the big man coming down the
chimney exactly, exactly stuck to many crookies.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, or he needs to find another way in because
you don't have a chimney.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
True, and he's a clever man find a ways.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, it's not his first rodeo.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Not his first rodeo.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But Ryan and I are actually going to be away
for Christmas this year. We're going home to Queenstown, which
I'm very excited about, whole family's home this year.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Or the bro this says, who's the favorite again out
of you guys, depends how you ask. I think, okay,
because Tracy would say you wouldn't she.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Well, I like to think her Mum's favorite. I think
I think my little sister is Dad's favorite.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Right, And here's Rob floats somewhere in the middle. Rob,
he's my favorite, right, He's a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Of people's favorites. Peach, he does fine on his own.
He does not need to validation of Mum or Dad.
So but anyway, so we're going to be away from home,
and Ryan and I thought, well, maybe we're we should
be smart and put our house up on Airbnb while
we're away.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Oh yes, yeah, yeah, be good little money maker.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Aren't they? Just so, we've had two bookings come through
for the time for the period that we're away. But
the issue is, so one group is obviously for the
first bit, and then there's a day where the first
group will leave and then the next group will come in,
and I, you know, we need someone to then go
in and sort out the hates and clean order.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Why don't you get produced of sirah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
But the thing is, it's on Boxing day and I
feel guilty about just asking a friend to go in.
So I thought, actually I should just I should just
pay someone like you get your.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Regular cleaner Giles everywhere give on the favorites on your phone.
I do not, we do not bright Red. Then we
do not.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
We don't have a cleaner. We don't have a cleaner.
We don't have a cleaner. But we're getting something. We
want to get someone in professional and pay them. But
the issue is, I thought to myself, all of a sudden,
we're not going to be there, and so I'm kind
of just letting this stranger go into my house.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yes, in the middle of this holiday period. You know,
if it was someone that you had worked with regularly,
I totally think that you'd feel more at ease, but
because you've never dealt with him before.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
No, Charles is taking leave. Charles is going back to
the UK to see his family. So Charles is on annually.
Someone have to get someone new.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I mean, if you go through a really you know,
good company or talk to maybe why don't you ask
some friends because but this is just someone that they trust.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Well, because this is what I did. I just put
it on our community Facebook page and said there's anyone free,
and I've had a bunch of people come in and
they seem lovely, but they're also complete strangers and just
like random people who are going to go into my
house and.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Clean, Yeah, who may be massive fans of you as
the weather man back on the day and just want
to know what's in your second drawing the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Don't look, don't look, don't look. But this is my point.
Should I be concerned? Like should I should I be
worried about letting just a stranger into my house? Or
am I overthinking it? Is it actually totally fine?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Well, I know what we can do. Let's put it
to the people right now. Oh wait, one hundred the
hats did you let a stranger into your house and
did something happen? Does Maddy need to be awair here? Like?
Is he being a little bit fancy free and a
little bit lenient letting some stranger into his house to
clean up? Do you think that there needs to be
(10:49):
warning bells? What happened when you lead a stranger into
your house?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Maddy and Maddy and Pja' the podcasts.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Maddie's a little concerned owned because coming up to the
Christmas holidays, You've decided to airbn be at your place
to two not just one, but two people.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Well two groups. Yeah, two groups are going to come,
so I've got to I've got to get someone in
between the two groups to make sure that the house
is clean and the sheets are changed and everything like that.
And then I've had this thought, not any strangers into
my house with no when we're not going to be there.
Should I be worried about that?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Quite an interesting point on the text machine. What's the
difference between leading a stranger and computer cleaner? Like, I mean,
you're leading people come stay at your house. It's a
very good equally concern it.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
This is very good point.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
So maybe the question is should I be doing this
at all? We wanted to know what happened when you
leat a stranger into your house. Well, maybe you've got advice.
Oh wait, one hundred the hats Shelley is joining us.
Hello Shelley, Hi guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Shelley?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Very well.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
I've been cleaning probably twenty years.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I would suggest Maddie you either use a company or
you use someone that has referred to you, because nine
times out of ten off Facebook, I get called I
don't turn up.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh I don't want that because I don't want the
beds to not be made, Shelley. I need the house
to be cleaned on Boxing days?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Or you say, are they changing sheets towels? Leave a detailtalst.
But know that person because guarantee Boxing Day you may.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Not turn up because they go.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Actually over the Christmas period, people will be more inclined to.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Do any time. We don't work for that reason.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No fear enough.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Because I was going to say, you don't want to,
you don't want to do it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
You don't want to me to come from the mouth.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Extract time.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
I'll think about it, Shelley. I'll think about it.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Thank you, though I've got im hats high.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
Emma how's it going good?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Very well, You've got a warning for Maddie.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I just said, don't do it really why why? Well,
if you do differently, I would say, go through a
cleaning company where you have that guarantee. I did it
through word of mouth of hey, have I know someone
who would be really great? And I was like, oh, okay,
that'd be cool. So went with word of mouth. Pearson
(13:20):
came in and yeah, daughter's xbox got lifted. I went
to have a drink that night and I found out
my alcohol coverage.
Speaker 7 (13:30):
No, so yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
That was that was an event A little bugger.
Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah, yeah, I was not impressed. So I learned my listen,
and I will go through cleaning companies that have those
guarantees or.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Lock your alcohol covered.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Yeah, teenager, So that might be going on very soon.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Right, there's a good call. Hey, what about those ticks?
I let the Delta guy and to instill fiber? Do
I say that I done it?
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Done it? Now lead a guy? Ye to and still
I'm not going to read that. Damn it an old
life sense.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
And anyway, they did something and they smoked something, and
there we.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Go years ago, year years ago.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Mary and Mary and the Podcast the heads.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
We are always on the lookout for fun trends, so
you know, online trends.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
And some of them really felt like a bit of
a generational war this year with gen Z's constantly telling
you millennials what they can't do. I've written article today
about the irony of all of these gen z is
now dressing like millennials and like they're actually like, how
about how we used to dress? They're actually packing up
on a lot of fashion. They think that they're leading it,
but really we're leading it.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Well we lead it, but then we got rid of
it for a good reason, and now they're coming back again. Yeah, yeah,
I I need to get back into the skinny jeans because.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Screws, say what you I've.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Got good legs and a cute little bum and I
want to show it off. So sue me, So sue me. Anyway.
One of the trends that is really really taken hold
is these celebrity lookalike competitions all around the world. There's
one in New York for the actor Timothy challow May
and he actually turned up to the to his own
(15:29):
lookalike competition.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I did say that. I did say that.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, So it's this whole trend where you know, a
notice will go out saying, everyone in you know, if
you're in New York City, meet in this park at
this time on a Saturday, and we're going to vote
for the most Timothy challow May looking person. There.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Is it true that the results the rewards are quite underwell.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Minimal minimal that Timothy shallow May one gave away a
fifty dollars cash prize. There was one for Paul mescal
in the New Gladiator movie that was a twenty pound
twenty pounds and a couple of pints. I think you
got if you look most of.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
These people, the real prize is the pride, you know,
being acknowledged that.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
You look like this absolute hoti absolutely and the thought
that maybe that person might turn up like Timothy Shaller
made did. Yeah, but it got me thinking who who
would we what look like? Look competition? Would we turn up?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Do not do this?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I have to do it. I'm going to do it many.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Last time you asked me this question, I told you
look like rich Ricky is your vase? And it didn't
go down.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Well, no, I know.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
So what I'm saying is you're opening up a cannib
What I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Saying is, let's do better than that. I'm curious to
know on the tex machine four four it seven. If
p J and I were to turn up to a
celebrity lookalike competition, who's whose lookalike competition? Would we have
the best shot at winning?
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Didn't you get a young key for Sutherland?
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Young key for Sutherland?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're not starked with that. I don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's not the worst one I've had.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And McGregor and MacGregor, you don't look you know who
you've got.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
You've got a bit of a Natalie Portman vibe.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Don't say that. You're just saying that because you know
that's what I want to hear.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
No, it's true, you do have a little bit of
a Natalie Portman vibe.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Okay, maybe you can play along test for eight seven.
If we were to go along to a Celibraly lookalike competition,
what one do you reckon? Medie and I should go to.
I'm a bit nervous to read the text machine.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Maddy, J Madi and PJ the podcast.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
We've just been talking about the celib lookalike competitions that
have been running rife around the world. They seem to
be in quite high demand at the moment, so we
boldly asked you, if we were to enter a celib
lookalike competition, who would it be for Maddie. I don't
really see it, but someone said, Graham Norton.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
We know why that is, don't we? What?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
All?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
No, do you like a good glass of red? That's true,
that's true. You've also had the comedian Pete Hallier from
Australia Quita.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
I have had Peter Hallier a lot. Yeah, I prefer
the young Kye for Sutherland. If I'm being honest, is
that your Is that your optimal? Well, it's the optimal
of what I've had so far. I mean, Brad Pitt
would be lovely, wouldn't it. But I don't think I'm
getting bread. I don't think I'm getting bread pat. What
we did do, though, is we put it into jet
GPT and asked chet GPT if they had any suggestions
(18:35):
of who they thoughts like.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Mine? Yeah, yeah, Do you want to go first?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah? PJ, the New Zealand radio host, has a distinctive,
approachable look with blonde hair in a friendly demeanor. In
terms of yeah, well, you have had blonde diish here.
I have had blonde here at times. Yeah, some people
have compared her to a Kristen Bell. There's a resemblance
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in their facial features, such as their smile and eye shape.
Christ and Bald, the American actress known for her roles
in Veronica, Mars and The Good Place, has a similar
bright and friendly look. I mean, I don't see.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
It, but never Nope, I don't see it one bit.
But we take it more. I take it one hundred.
But there is no similarities between.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Us Reese Witherspoon.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, this is taking the.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Puzz Pj's blonde here. Youthful features and energetic vibe could
also be liking to address Reese Witherspoon, particularly in her
early years.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Chet gpt is off today. This is what it's said
for you. Matty has a youthful, charismatic appearance, with a
bright smile and often a polished, trendy style. His features
and overall vibe could be compared to actors like Chris
Pratt due to the similar facial structure and boyish charm.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Jesus Oh giveness Zeck in.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Terms of their clean cut looks, by that to share
a similar, approachable and clean aesthetic, which could be why
Maddie might be compared. I get the clean part, but
that's literally GPT.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
You have had drug one too many. Bv's at a
long lunch today.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Many and PJ the podcast so relatable. That's totally me,
Many and Pj's me.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Mcgirls, welcome to your meme corner. Yes, we're all still
guilty of meming. Like, memeings still cool.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Right, It's still cool, and there's something so nice. I
love getting memes from friends. I have this one friend
called Lisa.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Now, Lisa is a prolific.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Meme sender, and she sends that she's good friends with
me and she's good friends with my husband. Now we
found out we just assumed Lisa was sending everyone the
exact same meme.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
She is.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
She is going individually and Ryan is getting different memes,
and I'm getting different memes based on our personalities and
what she thinks we'd like.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That is live language.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
That is love.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
It is I've got a friend back in Australia and
we won't talk. We literally won't talk for I spent
a couple of years, but we will maime regularly. And
that's just our main form of communication. Anyway, every week
we want to bring to the table a talking point
from a meme this week. I thought this was quite
relatable heading into the holidays. A lot of people going away,
whether it's Chrissy or New Year's Me regularly uses the
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same three things at home. Me packing for vacation. I
wonder if I need four French horns or five? Do
you not find that? Like you're just every time I
get back from holiday, I'm literally used probably a quarter
of the contents of my suitcase I went to We went.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
To Ularum earlier this year. Famously, I'm very hot in
the middle of the desert in Australia. I got like
three sweet sweaters with me, you know, like you know.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
One gets you in trouble. You just don't know what's
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Great meme this week, page very relatable.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Think you producer, Siria, You're up mixed, okay. Mine is
kind of based on Matty last week when you got
out of the Mariah Carey game.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Hm.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I'm sure you've all seen in the video, but if
you haven't, the hats drive yes, and you know, Maddie
you're very competitive, So my meme, which you can go
and check out on the hats drive as well, is
me no, no, no, I'm not competitive at all. Also
me flips the monopoly board table on the ground.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
That is you haven't you ruined so many games? Notes?
Speaker 2 (22:41):
My flatmates decided for a long time they weren't going
to play board games with me. My twinies?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, how many? How many rooms do you reck? Can
you still knowed the.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Gym this morning?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Matty?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
I went back, but I did still know to the
gym this morning?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Why did you because you were just funny? Hard? Or
you were over?
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I was Ryan kept beating.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Me so competitive.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
So my question is what happened because you were too competitive?
Speaker 2 (23:05):
I love that. My meme is I know that you've
definitely had this happened to you Peage, and it's happened
to me as well. Me watching my kitchen rules you
full You can't dip the walnut whirl and the tempered chocolate.
You have to drizzle over the top to achieve the
characteristic wobble of the coffee. Ganash Parisian cafe style. Me
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baking at home. I forgot to put apples in the
apple pile.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
It's so true. We all like the biggest craters. So judging,
so judging, and what do we know? Have you seen
ever an unburnt batch of muffins that I was successfully baked?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
No? No, I famously made my I did like a
pancoke bread crumb fish for my friend Chloe, and she
just like fish and I see it. Trust me, I
make a really good crumbed fish. I'm going to make
it to make it for you. We ate it and
she meant it's quite sweet. Sald No, instead of flour,
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I didn't coat this the fish and flour. I got
the wrong I got the wrong container and I co
coated an icing sugar. Kind of good though it wasn't
bad actually, so my question surprisingly good. Yeah, so my
question would love you to call us. On oh, one
hundred the hits or tax through to four four eight seven,
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what were your absolute awful baking or cooking fails? What
went wrong in the kitchen?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Maybe you got the total wrong ingredients, you got the
mixed up.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
We want to know on eight hundred the Hertz, what
was your kitchen disaster your ingredient mix up? You're not
so nigh jella moment. I've had many just in the
last couple of months. Num brain, Oh no, I can't know.
I've already taken up my two is gineer.
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Are you want to use one this week?
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah?
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I have, you've got one more. You've got one more?
Speaker 7 (25:17):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Good to go, Kylie and Danedan is joining us. Hi, Kylie?
What was your kitchen disaster?
Speaker 8 (25:23):
So we had a bacon work a few years ago,
a saveryone, and I was like, oh, look I'm going
to do this really nice baking neg pie. I came
home and I got the agree it's that pretty simple
thing to mate poastry. Did all the eggs look small,
nice and fluffy? Track allan sit in the oven crossing
the way you after kids come out with kitchen. My
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husband must have got baking out as well, put it
in the sinks to the frost for dinner. No, No,
that was the bacon and bacon big pie that I
hadn't put it the I was like.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
Oh, like quite a key ingredient in the bacon and pie.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
So I just eat pies that looked like it had
probably been thrown at the wall. To you, you forgotten bacon.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
You can cook up the bacon separately and then somehow
just weave it enough love a good egg pie.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
There's a lot of these. Yeah, there's a lot of
these one jobs and the text machine peach. Someone said,
Mum made cheese cones without the cheese. Didn't realize until
they came out of the oven.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Little getch mom. Amy's joining us, High Amy, what was
your kitchen disaster?
Speaker 3 (26:40):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
High?
Speaker 9 (26:40):
I was a cook for an early childhood thinker, and
I saw i'll treat the teachers. So I made morning
tea with the chocolate chip cookies and I was like
hyping the mat because they're smart, so good. And then
I figured out instead of putting a cup of sugar,
I put a cup of salt.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Noy were did I have like a salted caramel vine?
Speaker 9 (27:03):
No, it was just full of salt, because a cup
of sugar is quite a you know, crucial ingredient.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Maybe a tablespoon of salt. You might have gone away
of salt.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, sending your sodium levels. He's going to what did
you mix up in the kitchen?
Speaker 10 (27:25):
I watched a lot of cooking shows, and I saw
lots of hues for adding co coat and like you know,
speaky boronasos tomatoes type things and really enhanced the flavor,
but I didn't usually reach the pace, so I just
you know, winged it.
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Chaped bit in.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
My husband did just like a chocolate milkshake, only meat.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
It's so that's not what I was going.
Speaker 10 (27:51):
No, it was disgusting and did not.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
You tried, You tried, you tried, and it's all the.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
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Speaker 1 (28:04):
The Hump Afternoon, Now, hum day, did you do that?
Speaker 11 (28:12):
Fine?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Did you know? I was trialing it? But we said
hump night the other night and it stuck out like
a So afternoon has a similar effict.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Hump afternoon.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Every hump afternoon.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
It feels like it has different connotations, you know, men,
a little bit of afternoon delight, if you know what
I mean. Hey, you and I both have like an
agent that kind of looks after us for work and stuff.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
It makes us sound very unrelatable. Sorry, you know, you know,
in this business it's nice to have someone who looks
after you, because, to be honest, we can't look after ourselves.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
You know, we can't. And I got an email from
my my agent saying, we'd love to update your little
profile on the website because you know, like sometimes I'll
do oh look for like m seeing work and things
like that. Yeah, it's nice to have a little profile
that people can go to and have a look. And
they said, we'd love to have a couple of updated
photos and would also love for you to update your bio.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
So cold, Oh my god, they're stressful. I hate writing
about myself.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
This is the thing they said, could you rewrite your
bio and write about yourself and your like your work
and your accomplishments and your vibe and your character is
And I just thought, there is nothing worse in this
world than having to write a positive thing about yourself.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
It sounds so pretentious, so pretentious, and by you. What
you need to do is get someone really close to
you who knows all of your Why don't you get Ryan,
your husband, to write it.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Mine can't say a nice thing to my face. He's
gonna write it for a bio?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Is it a parent?
Speaker 2 (29:57):
It's so uncomfortable because you know I have to now
go into this like word document and write things like
Matty is a beloved broadcast New Zealand broadcast.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
But you're going to struggle writing Matty was the winner
Treasure Island.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Let's be okay, I'm happy to rite, but everything else
just seems so flourishy and weird. I don't even know
where to start.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Feel the discomfort and do it anywhere. That's what I'm
going to say. It is going to be my parting
words of wisdom. So just gield the discomfort and do
it anywhere.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Can I send it to you, though, and you can
make sure that whatever I'm saying is not actually inaccurate.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
You can send it to me and I'll read it
on air and then and then you can submit it.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
You're like deal, You're like, wait, you're not funny.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Why have you written? Maddy and Maddy and PJ the
podcast Streakfast at forty five?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Oh god, you're right.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I swear it like I just trunk. I think I just.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Okay, I just prayed in a bit of the microphone
and just I just chalked on it. Oh my god.
All right, I'm going to take this and let it
deal with. You're okay, I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
I'm fine. His Bits and Bone, many and many and
PJ the podcast The Heads.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Are you alive?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I'm alive, but I still don't know what happened. I'm
assuming something bounced off the microphone. It's like a microparticle
or something. But it just flew down my throat and
I still don't know what it is. And then I
had this violent hacking afterwards. Anyway, we're good, We're fine,
We're live, We're good.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I feel very helpless. I really didn't know what to do.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Fight or fly. I'm sorry to tell you.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
I'm flying. I'm fleeing. I'm tea.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I know you are not good in playing or you're
taking a picture on your phone, and I think, but
you're certainly not saving lives.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I'm just not very good in it. I'm not I'm
not great in a crisis. But then see, I don't know.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what
to do.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay, it's just the aftermath. Are
you good in a crisis?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Though?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
And a crisis depends what kind of crisis. I'm probably
quite like you like adrenaline high. I do probably panic.
But I also think sometimes I could rise to the occasion.
I think it's like a real fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
I would love to think I could rise to the occasion.
My fear is that I wouldn't. But and and the
worst thing is you're you're you're only going to know
when you're in the middle of a crisis.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Oh yeah, and it could be way too late.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
The podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
That she was a chocolate blot morning for me this morning,
Madie as you well, as we discussed you said on
the show, we had a little scan for our baby
this morning, which is always a nerve wrecking experience. But
luckily everything, everything's like good, Oh my god. The worst
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part is the bladder has to be full. So they
say you're gonna have a Lisa like an hour out beforehand, drink.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
A Lisa of water.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, it helps them see it properly or something.
But like your blood is already weak when you when
your pre go, so it's like a real taste. So anyway,
that went, that went well, and then it together. I
held it together. He could so halfway through because there
was some patches he had to get when it was
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so before. And then he was like, right, you're busting,
Go go have a wait and come back and we
can do the rest. He's a good sort. But then
afterwards I was walking in to see my midwife and
and when I got there, I said, oh, have you
been sent all the scared and she goes, oh no,
normally that takes like a day or so. And I'm like, okay, cool,
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because hopefully, you know, he'll let you know in the
email what the gender is. And she's like, oh no,
that doesn't normally come through like automatically. You kind of
have to actually specifically ask Aska and BJ and I
we were a little bit kind of wishy washing. We're like, oh,
we all know, we don't want to know, but we
never actually had like the official green light with him.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, because we've had this conversation on the air, you
have decided this time you want to know. You want
to know what the gender is.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Sy It's weird. I loved the unknown last time. This
time I don't be.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Still not sure though, is he no?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
So we kind of fell on the conclusion that maybe
I just know he doesn't, which is risky, but he
was like like, if you want to know, that's fine.
Maybe we can do like a gender reveal down the
track whatever. Anyway, So I get into my midwife appointment
and then she's like, noually have to specify the details.
You've got to talent. She's like, but I seen him
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a text and then I can find out. I was like, okay, cool,
and so she flicks off a message and then when
she receives the response from him, she continues to read
it out loud and blurts out the gender, the gender,
and I don't like. It was such an innocent mistake.
(35:23):
I don't think she realized that we'd kind of planned
that maybe we'd do like a kick thing where she'll
reach out to the friend and then the friend can organize,
you know whatever. So she was like, oh my god,
I'm so sorry, but she literally blurted it out. Going
from memory, I can remember it was a bib.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
We'd workshopped ideas for a whole gender reveal party.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
I know, but do you know what, this is kind
of great because I couldn't wait, and so it was
brilliant because it wasn't my fault and so it was
totally his and I got to find out. And then
so after that, I was like, okay, well, BJ's going
to know straight away. Let's just rush like a little
gender revealed some friends tonights. I've gone and planned like
a real just token heleium balloone with the confedion side,
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and we're just going to pop up with some friends.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
So he's still so he still doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I know he doesn't know. He thinks he knows from
the way that I reacted, but he doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Well, congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
You're not getting it out of me, just spoke. You know,
these lips are seals.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
No, that is very exciting, but not the way you
expected to find out.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
And that's why I wanted to open up the phones
this afternoon, because we've all been there. Maybe it was
you that let the cat out of her bag. It
was a good friend, it was a family member who
let out a secret when they really went supposed to.
It doesn't have to be baby related. But whatever the
secret was, who was the one that let the cat
out of the bag?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Many and the podcast Chocolate.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
MIC's on, You're live be getting some chocolate. Little late
afternoon cravings are kicking in.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I thought about giving chocolate. I thought about.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
It, just didn't realize your micros on.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
The microphone was on.
Speaker 1 (37:22):
Well, you're on the hats with Mandy and PJ and
it's coming up to twenty three past five, and we
want to know Holly let the cat out of the bag.
Who smelled the secret when it wasn't the secret to spell.
Quite a hilarious moment happened today with my midwife, who
I love dearly. She is one of my favorite people
in the world. But she accidentally lit the cat out
of the bag with her gender. I told her I
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wanted to know that. I meant like, oh, and then
you can get in touch with the friend. I can
then deliver the news. However, she just blurted it out.
But I was secretly stoked because I actually couldn't wait
any longer. But I went under the hats. When was
the ketle out of the bed, Catherine's joining us? Hello, Hi, Hi,
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what happened?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
So?
Speaker 11 (38:07):
I was having my twenty weeks scan with my sickond
child and the sonographer feed do you want to know
what six of the baby is? And we said no,
And I was crying because my grandmother had passed away
the week before and we'd just been.
Speaker 6 (38:20):
In your funeral.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
She obviously looked at me and looked at my husband
and made a judgment call and she she just bleuted
out she.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
Were having a girl.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Why, because she could tell you was sad. She thought
you needed some good news. I think so.
Speaker 9 (38:35):
I think she was thinking she was, you know, doing
a nice favor.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
Yeah, and you were like, no, I didn't want.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
Yeah, yeah, yeah we we I mean it was it was.
Speaker 7 (38:47):
It wasn't the end of the world.
Speaker 11 (38:48):
But we were both pretty stunned.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
I beat you.
Speaker 1 (38:52):
Well, you know how many times that happens with the
radiography of blurts it out?
Speaker 2 (38:56):
Someone else has just ticks in our sonographer lets slip
out babies. Judas was so apologetics that it never happened
to her before.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
You'd feel like, such adml thing. Melissa's joining us, Oh
eight hundred hats time, Melissa ho let the cat out
of the bag. Hi.
Speaker 8 (39:12):
Well, actually it was my then two year old son
and he turned to his daddy and he said.
Speaker 9 (39:19):
Daddy, we've got you fire.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
We got you fire for your barbecue.
Speaker 8 (39:24):
And I was like, oh, he goes, we got you
a barbecue for your birthday.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
Daddy.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Oh God, well, bless it, bless him, bless him. Maybe
maybe why you probably don't like it, your old they've
just got no filter at all, although exactly it doesn't
necessarily help when they grow up. My mom terrible, terrible
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secret keeper. Now you're gonna I.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Feel like she just love telling a yard to her friends.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
You're going to be annoyed, but I have to bring
this up. When I went on Treasure Island, I wasn't
meant to tell anyone that I was going on it,
but of course I told my parents that I was
going on Yeah mum had Mum saw Joe Cotton from
Treasure from True Bliss, Yeah, and got chatting to her
in town and spilled the beans to Joe Cotton that
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I was going on Treasure Island, who also was going
on Treasure Island.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
And so when I came out in woman's duds.
Speaker 2 (40:27):
Wouldn't you so when I know? So when I turned
up on the beach in Fiji, I was like, oh, Joe,
you're here, and she goes, yeah, I knew you were here.
Your mom told me you were going on Trees Island.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Get your mom knows Joe Cotton personally.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Just sees her around town. Yeah, Caesar around town.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Okay, let's go to Vivian on one hundred hats Vivian,
let the cat out of the bag.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Yeah, Hi, that's just for a gender reveal. Last year,
it was supposed to be on my birthday and we.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
Had ordered about thirty cupcakes.
Speaker 7 (40:55):
Only one had the gender in there. Yeah. The gender
was ended up. We gave to the caker yep, and
when my WI friend picked the cupcakes, the cacker had
left the post it with the gender on the cupcake. Oh,
I did the whole party, but my wife kept a secret,
so I didn't know. I didn't know until we actually
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beat on the cupcake. But yeah, my wife knew the
entire time. She was really pissed, got.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Pit like it was a fifty percent surprise.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
Though. That's kind of a one job situation, isn't it.
One job take the post it note off the cupcake.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
Job guys, come on
Speaker 3 (41:35):
May and Pa the podcast