October 15, 2024 • 38 mins
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Matt Heath joins Manaia Stewart & ACC Head G Lane to discuss talkback hosts, ablutions, tabloids and Stag Dos (0:00)...
Then the fellas discuss the Black Caps' chances against India in India, the White Ferns' chances against the Windies in Dubai, and the time Matt Heath did wees on Virat Kohli (17:32).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Live from the Export Beer Gun Studio and brought to
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is the Agenda Podcast for Wednesday, the sixteenth of October.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
The Agenda Podcast, the home of Sporting Nonsense and clap Trap,
brought to you by Export Ultra.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And we're running the Three Man Weave this morning. G
Lane and Matt Heath joins.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Us for a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's great to be here, our team fantastic. It's great
to have you back down here.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
I hope you've followed in the footsteps of the great
Layton Smith and you've taken your dump down on the
ground floor with us before you head out to the
rarefied ear of ZB.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
People don't know how the things used to go down
at the Cook Street office when I first started radio
Lateton Smith. You didn't like to go on on on
the around z B. He didn't want to soil his
own nest. Yeah, come down with that newspaper under his arm,
Come out of the elevator, go straight into our toilets. Yeah,
absolutely destroy them, and then head back up the elevator
to get on with this day.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah. A newspaper's a statement of intent.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
He wasn't there for he was there for a good time,
not a short time.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, so he would just sit down and get through
the classifieds everything.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, it's the ultimate insult to music radio.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
It was also old school. It was herold when it
was a broadsheet. You know, it was the huge one.
It was, so.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He's you might see a like a spy, an old
cold war spy with a glass.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It was that one of those big ones. You could
hid your whole face behind me. I see the newspaper.
I've always found the newspaper very difficult to read from
a functional standpoint. My day when his struggles with the
broadsheet newspaper, Well, there are any Sundays now these days,
which and.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You're shift shipping a lot that you're never going to read,
Like in terms of efficiency and newspapers, you might want
to read the sport, but there's a whole lot of
stuff at the front. I'm not going to even look
at it.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
But you're paying for it, paying for all of it,
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And then and then there's the classified ads and the
magazines you want those, all the magazines that come farting
out of it when you pick it up. What about
in London on a on a of a Sunday or
a Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Jesus, I came with CDs, the newspaper with all these
freak multiple CDs would fall out.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do they still run the tabloids over there? Because that
blew me away. When I went over to England and
you saw Teddies on the third page, Teddies on the
third page, and I was like, I was on the
two three.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I was like, really okay, yeah, you go over there and.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You're gonna be I'm gonna be reading these sophisticated newspapers.
I'll be the Observer, the Telegraph, I'll be the Guardian,
and then two days then you're on the Sun.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
And the headlines that they put on, the salacious headlines.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's too juicy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's like trying to eat the proper newspapers is trying
to eat a salad when someone's offering you a burger,
a juicy, juicy, greasy burger, and some for a case, yeah, a.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
CAFC and then the salad. Yeah, you know what's good
for you. You can't help yourself. It's just it's always
like I bonk my cousin and now my mum.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know, yeah, and then it's like inflation could be
a tip to go up by two basis points twenty
basis points. You're like, what was that thing about the
hasn't it I sleep with my dog? Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I cheated on my cousin with my dog. It's so Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
People say social media is bad now, and then we're
getting our brains rotted by on the internet, and brains
have been being rotted for forever.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Our brains are gone, they were gone years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They don't even that, And I reckon those tabloids are
worse for athletes, mental health and what happens on social media?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, because that was way.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Worse and you knew that everyone was watching it is
when you get a DM you just got it. Meanwhile,
they're like, you know, Sonny Bell's done so and so
on a toilet with David Warner's future wife. Yeah, you know,
it's like Jesus, that's so much worse. Yeah, they'll still
be talking about it on podcasts ten years later, especially
for Davy Warner. That whole thing, what rough, what going forward?
(03:49):
What is in the maxim mentioned?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
What's fighting up?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
The listeners on news dogs zi'db this week.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Not my Dodger's chat. I'll tell you what me talking about.
I know you throw it out there.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I can only be me. And look, I've boord the
ship out of people on Hodaki and the A c C.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
With podcast, this very podcast, and I'm going to stop.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I'm not going to stop. But yeah, currently the National
League Championship Series between the Mets and the Dodgers. First game,
we absolutely smoked them. Second game, they absolutely smoked us.
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
They're not loving that on ZI. But I tell you
what it doesn't. It doesn't excite people Dodgers cham what
excites are the most.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I was talking you say that had the lines really
going because they're kind of it's quite a male audience.
So I was talking about boys trips and I was saying,
I was saying the protocol. I was saying, a great
time is when a when a stag doo runs into
the hen's party, especially if you're one of the single guys.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh yeah, yeah you're not.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So we're not doing the cross at the streams cross
party in a but it's also but random hen's parties
a corresponding I think the corresponding hen can be an
advantage for the for the groom because because because it
can stop him spending his whole marriage and with a
sense of.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Shame explaining what's happened.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But I'm saying, if you're a hanger on a stag
d you maybe third or fourth mate back and and
it crosses path with the hen patty, then that's a
good time to be middle of them. And that got
eight hundred and eighty ten. They've got the cause.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Go did it?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I met my wife that way and a lot of
you're not on hurdaching now shut up.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I heard I heard Jerry on there spoke in the book, Yeah,
which was good. It gave you a bit of advice
around from Sheeryl Wells. Yeah, lady Sheryl gave you a
bit of advice she.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wells when I was enjoying enjoying my shame. But she says,
let some more woman on. Yeah, and I let anyone.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And he rightly said, eighty you welcome on, lady ryl
put your money with your mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Doesn't come on?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We need we need guess what about on stagger the
guy who gets way too excited and particularly where I
know this go the.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Father Oh, the fathers are a problem. On stag, do they. Yeah,
they have to keep their cool well, and you can't
be having Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's it's a tough one because something you know, a
lot of people, a lot of the guys won't know
the dad. They won't know how he likes to get down,
They don't know what he knows about them. Yeah, but
I have heard stories of, for example, the bachelor being
stripped down and put had a like a collar or
a leash put around him, and then each of the
members of the stag who were taking turns peddling him.
(06:22):
And then once the game was over, they turned around
and the father was back and there for another and
it was like, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, you know that he will, Yeah, he'll peddle you.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
The doctor lay, oh yeah, he got stuck into me right, No,
I was talking about someone else.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But they're having at yours as well. I mean that's good.
I mean that's good behavior from the dad. But the
dad can't get too feverishly into it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
He can't be the hit of the pack.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
The dad, the father in law, father in law can't
get a hit of the pack.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Do you know that the other most dangerous you got
them their pole position, The other most dangerous p at
a stagdoo and wedding is the last person to get married.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
So you know two months earlier, if you mate Dave
got married.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He's been through all that stress, he's been through the stagg,
He's gone through his wedding, and he targets the next function.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
He's avengeful.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, he's got a lot of vengeful and so he's
come out of his stressful wedding, has come out of
punishment for his mates and everything, and he's the next
weddings two weeks later.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
The staggdoo, he is.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
He's smarting from a couple of speeches at the wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You're the ones you've got to worry about.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
They are coming in and eyeing you up because because
you you know, you absolutely bankrupted him, you know, on
the top shelf at the wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, I did this to a good friend of everyone's here,
Jason win Stanley who's radio here down at range. Yeah,
and it was costing him a fortune. And he had
been at my wedding yelling at me your past laying.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
So I was it great, great eccent.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So I was at his and I remember seeing him
and he had hawks Bay pills there and everything that
was quite good craft beer on tap. And I saw
him the other side of the room and he was
getting punished, and I opened the beer and I was
out in the garden and I was just tipping it
into the garden and looking at him, and then I
was getting another one and tipping it into the garden
and you can see him going.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh boy, Craigie range reding that out. That's bankrupting. That's
basically as the red goes down, your bank balance goes down.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Admittedly, at that wedding, no one, no one was on
the dance floor except me and another gentleman called Paul Flynn,
who ended up sharing barstools and throwing them through our legs.
Then we put a stack of barstools up like a tower,
and then I covered it and covered the dance floor
and beer, and I slid Paul Flin across the dance
fell and knocked down all the chairs.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Another type of person you don't want at your wedding,
or stag do as a glay.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
It's a spirit specific type of person.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You don't want a glay.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're right though, because as an unmarried man, I am
aware of keeping my head down that stag those because
you know yours is coming, so you can't because that's
the other thing. If you're the first dude to bust
out a shock collar or something and you haven't had
yours yet, Yeah, you just know it's all coming back
to haunt you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
What I did to Dave get I'm gonna say his name,
but what we David Gibson, No, let's say lose another
the ruggy player, Dave Gibson, not the muso Daryl Gibson.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
No Dave. Anyway, let's not worry about it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Let's not give us name.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
What we did to him should never be done to
wasn't good. There was a lot of hot pizzas strapped
to him with with with gaffer tape, and then anyway
he ended up. He didn't know that we were putting
him live on television, on a live TV show, so
he got unwrapped.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Anyway, it wasn't good. Everyone lost their way.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I think if men spend too much time together in
a pack, this is the acc happens with us as well.
Things get feverish. Yeah, things get out of control. Well
that's way crossing swords or the hints. But it can
be quite good, Yeah, Logan O'Connor.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
We put a shot collar on him crossing streams down
there in Central Otaga. There were no hensters to be seen,
none in Central Otaga to cross swords with, but we
and then made him harvest honey from a live bee
hive for the with a shot collar on. He came
back and everyone was hiding the remote for the shot collar,
and it just drove him mad because he didn't know
(10:25):
who was shocking him. In the end, he found Jared
Graham with the thing in his hair and fucking clocked him,
just clean clocked him three afternoon.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's not good when the when the groom starts crying, no,
you've gone too far. You know.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
When I had a couple of walk offs, I've had
a couple of I've had a couple of stag walk offs.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, well, it's such a fine line because I don't
I'm not one of the ones who's like, let's get
this guy so wasted he can't remember anything. But I
know that a lot of people are. I'm like, this
needs to be a good time. I had to fail
at the last stagg do I went to. We went
to the wy Medi Rodeo and I tried to get
the stag into the radio and to the Yeah, I
at least wanted because I was trying to explain to
(11:03):
the guy at the radio, I just want him to
think you're going to let a beast out into the
arena with him.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You don't have to, but I just need a moment
of him thinking you're about to release a ball into
the pen.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
He's just the sniff of pure terror.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, And he was like, you know, we're pretty severely
under the microscope here as a radio association.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
We don't want to. We don't want to.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
We don't want to be the news. We don't want
to be on the front page of the paper tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
We don't want some half us podcasts to getting his
mate into the fucking rodeo, because.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
We've got a bit on point that's such a good point.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Last night we went to the launch of the Great
New Zealand Teoff YEP, which for those who don't understand
how it works, lay well, it's.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What it is.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Is a one hundred and ninety golf clubs around New
Zealand have donated at least two tea times for free
to the Great New Zealand Teoff and they put them
up for auction. There is golf courses all around New
zeal Like some actually some pretty mean golf courses as well.
In there you've got Kinlock Golf Course in Topaur, which
is Jack Nicholson design Jack Nicholas. Which one's that Jack Nicholas. Anyway,
(12:13):
there's some great courses. So one hundred ninety courses donated it.
You go on, you just bid whatever you want and
it's alive for three weeks. Every single dollar goes to
the November Foundation. And when when you buy your tea
time you've got a week to redeem it in the
great New zeal On tee off at the end of
November for one week.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Because last year it all happened on the exact same time, yes,
that same day. But they've opened it up a little
bit now. But you can go.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
You can get some great little courses. It's these country courses.
There's big city courses. Heaps down the Rustly down in
christ Church. There is Jack's Point in Queenstown to today, yeah,
and there's Royal Auckland, there's the Grange. There's some amazing courses. Anyway,
it's all donated. It's all for a good cause and
(12:56):
to get on there. Anyone who bids as well goes
in the drawer to when you and three mates to
play at Tiado thinks and you get to stay the night,
you get to have dinner and get to be hosted
by the ACC and November teams as well.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Out there. That's a pretty mean prize. Yeah, it is
a pretty mean prize. And also my next question who
who from?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
They?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Who from? Is going to go on that? They'll need
you'll need people from the a c. Yeah, yeah, you
had a few people. Yeah, we will play golf. Probably
would need to come out.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
But for the details to get onto to bid for anything,
text t t ee to three two three six. You'll
see all the courses on there. It's easy as it's
Gala bid. It's the vollet have got behind it. It's
the Valet Great New Zealand Tea off the Great New
Zealand Golf brand, a local golf brand who are competing
with the big dogs of the world, which is which
is awesome to see as you were involved. Alternate commentary.
(13:44):
We're involved. We're involved. Last year for the inaugural year.
They have seventy five grand last year, which is a
pretty good start. So aiming for one hundred grand this year.
So if you're into golf. If you're into golf, it
is a great excuse also because you get three mates
together to if you tell you your other half charity,
I'm doing this charity thing. Yeah, I've got to do
this charity golf thing this weekend. And if you, if
you look at it, you can actually have a whole
(14:06):
weekend if you, you could probably get four rounds in
in some like regional courses and just go on a roady.
And it's for charity. I'm doing this for I have
to do this for charity. It's about men's health. I
don't want to. I'd rather be at home. I'd rather
be at home. But I've got to catch up with
with Maniah and Matt and Jerry. We haven't seen each
other for at least a couple of days, and we
need to talk through a few things. Man I's going
(14:27):
through some things. You know, I can't talk to you
about it, but yeah, he wants to keep it secret. Matt,
you know he's going through some things as well which
we can only and yeah and when.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
When and look, he just needs a really massive hangover
in two days of drinking just to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's the only way to deal with way to deal
with it. And so we're at the launch last night,
and the launch was at a driving range. There was
Dan Carter was there, Dezzy was there, Dizzy as they
call him, and so we were doing the long drive competition.
I didn't really know what I was in for when
we went out there. I thought I knew it was
the launch.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The thing.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He goes, right, this is obviously fundraiser long.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Drive competition, amazing prizes up for golden Eddy desk, Dan Carter,
limited edition boots signed as well, signed, all sorts of stuff,
vollet stuff as you were anyway, all that for grabs.
He goes one hundred bucks five golf balls. You hate
your five balls, You go on the chance to win,
sending the woman a bit of a tight financial spot
at the moment. I don't know if I've got one
(15:25):
hundred dollars the thing. But then he starts walking around
the room with the f POS machine and I'm like, fuck,
if Dan Carter walks up to me with a so much,
I'm a hundred bucks. So I'm now going to have
to go back and tell them, yeah, look, we're at
a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I know I told you I had to work late
last night, but we're actually at one hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So I got it. I got embroiled in this dance
where I was just sort of he got me, he
cornered me. He got me. And you can't say no
to Dan Carter. Dan Carter thrust the f pox machine
in your face.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I mean you're going to stay away from Dan Carter? Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
The worst thing was it was for the longest drive,
and then the guys in the bays next to us,
one of them was from His name was Josh Ferness,
and there was another guy out from Windross.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
He's from.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
And they.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Were heading drives three hundred plus.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
It was heading the back net and at one stage
I said, had it harder, you pussy, and he did,
and he hit it three and twenty and then he
dropped it off the tee and started hitting it off
the carpet the same distance. And then I said, you
can't go on the longest drive because I've just paid
one hundred bucks, and and then he goes, okay, I'll
hit it right handed because he was left handed, and
he hit it further than I had it. I was
(16:39):
like right, fuck you guys. Yeah, and so Dizzy made
two divisions. He made the three hundred plus guys do
their own thing. They just won a pack of tea,
so that was the hackers, and then the hackers had
their own one way.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
They won the golden boots.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So that's that's more. Yeah, anticipation trophies. I get it.
You're lowering the standards getting.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
A good tip around the slices.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, they were pushed that bottom man rather than really
pro used my son that one because he was hitting
it now and he was like, it was like he
was playing a flick off the legs.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I was trying to explain it to him and then
I was like, no, obviously still swing. Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
A much to work on for t to three two
three six. Get involved. It's a great cause, Ollie who
runs it. It's a great New Zealander and it's all
for a good course.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And you're going to play golf the next few weeks anyway,
so might as well be for this. All right, quick
break and we'll come back and maybe talk some sport.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
A gentleman.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
The black Caps, if you can believe this, they're playing
a game of cricket today. Yeah, five o'clock. It kicks
off pissing with rain in India against it, is it?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I think that's why I got sent a message with
the picture of the rain pissing down and our favorite
Indian town Bangalore.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Bangalore. No, well, back of my hand, m Yeah it's
pussing down specially Rettz Bangalore. Yeah, it's about it. And
the bar next to it.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Was this.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
The poll was this.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Swimming was the in the pool, in the infinity pool,
it was He was.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Like a crocodile sneaking up on its prey.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah. Gelane was the sickest man. Gelane was so stuff
with snot for the whole time we were over there.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
It was just gross. It was gross. I shouldn't have
been flying. How did you end up in the same
pool as Coli?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Well I didn't. I didn't organize that. I just went
down for a swim in the pool with massive hangover
and he was playing for the Reyal challenges being a
law at that time. They're kind of stuck in their
hotel and is the flashiest hotel and so we're in
the same hotel. They can't really leave, so they're just
floating around, you know, and even even it can be
a bit stressful for them to go down to the
restaurant because people handle them. But so I got up
(18:39):
quite early raging king over and went down for a swim,
and there was it was Coalie taking pictures of himself
under a fountain, yeah, with his girlfriend, with his girlfriend. Yeah,
he was doing some kind of Instagram shoot. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
So I started up about as close I could get,
and the I urinated in the water and then in.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
This swim off.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
So you've passed on Coli.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Hopefully some of it got on him. No offence that
big fan, big fan, But that was the only way
I could really. I think most of them got on yourself.
It's all over me. But you know, how do you
show respect without invading their privacy, you know, going up
and asking for a picture or a signature or something.
Just swim past and just just spraying.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Drag drag punts a bunch of urine on them. That
was after we destroyed for Torre's room as well.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, that was that was disrespectful. Yeah, it wasn't so much.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
A room as a top floor of apartment was a suite.
That was I've never seen a sweet, this big. It
had multiple rooms. I reckon the toilet was the size
of this room. Here the shower area and yeah where
there was a lot of disrespect being shown.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, there was so much disrespect, mainly by Tim Southing.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's a different world over there, how famous those dudes
are and we don't realize it.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Well, I don't think you get it.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
You get a taste of it because we were just
white faces that left the hotel and we were getting
mobbed like we were cricket players. Oh really, and da
jury got confused for Ed Sheeran having to be touring
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But I've seen that heaven.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
But it was It's crazy to get just take getting
followed and people filming you.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
But like we just really you just some guys, although
maybe they knew that you had passed on Colie.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, they wanted to get some of that that, you know,
that's as close to the living of the Merjo. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah. How many people do you think of pissed on
rat Cully?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah? Well, to be fair as well, I don't know who.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I mean, you don't know what he's what he likes.
I don't know what he likes. No, it could be people.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, that's true. Actually, I don't think it is. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Colie's to himself. There's no way he would allow he Look,
let's just say it was a real to be in
a pool with them. Yeah, yeah, it should.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
We clip this thing about Heath passing on Colie, I
reckon the gang bus.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea. That's
going to go well. To be fair, it's not true. No,
I was going to win in the pool anyway.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, well it's too late because I think that we
clipped that. But when you say you pissed on rat Coley,
I think that'll.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Just you guy. I think you guys said that I did.
I just said that I was in the pool and
people getting out. I had a trible hang him.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
It's not true.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
But in the interests of bump our numbers up, just
for the clip, can you say I pissed on for
it at college?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I don't think I'm that dumb. I might get that dumb,
but I don't think I'm not quite that.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Just for the video, just said that we got this film.
Hey man, have you pissed on vert College?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Didn't you?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
The front Ye five pm today. But I got things
wrong yesterday talking about the White ferns. I see they're
going to play England a sure thing in the semi
England being knocked.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Out upset and England got knocked out by Sri Lanka.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, Wendy's are now playing the White fans in the semi.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Great news.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Great news because we were England's bunny recently and so
and I think you got to say, look, did we
did we make our away in there? Ordered Pakistan just
drop so many catches that they sent us through. They
were like the a c C eleven the amount of
catches they we dropping.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
They dropped eight. And that's why not professional sports paper.
We dropped eleven, and we dropped eleven and no one's
proud of that that eleven. But Pakistan national woman's cricket
team dropped eight catches.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
You see the catchers, Yeah, they were the easiest catchers.
I there was some difficult catches in the accleven one
running forward over the head, carry.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
On running forward, so it went over your head, appeared
that you never could have caught it.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
And those ones that weren't even counted and drops, No,
it was a shock that was it was not, It
was not, It wasn't pretty white.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
We didn't take a single catch?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Could I just say that?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Know?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
We didn't, And I actually think the actual numbers closer
to fifteen, and I know that Joel Harrison was responsible
for at least eight. But what should also be recorded
as drop catchers, as the ones that would have been
caught by anyone in their twenties that we didn't even
run for.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Be considered a drop catch too. Well, we never even
got near.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
When you got like three dudes just running over it
with like they've got just been shot in the hamstring.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh my god, Lee Baker.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
At one point I went over and red carded into
the commentary Caravut because I was like, your hamstring is
clearly off the bone right now.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
People are doing really, really rough stuff. It's a challenging
games like running slowly to get the ball that's already
been hit for four.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Lee Baker looked like Ned Brockman off the back of
sixteen hundred kilometers.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's just held together by tape.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
He did have a fizzing off the wicket though he did,
oh mate, when he was darting in with the speed dealer,
get it in there.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
But yeah, so I don't know, we wear no chance again, Cindya,
are we?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
No? I mean the drawer actually, because that's why the
drawer was such short. I was maybe TB looked at
the weather forecast, but like I said, still India at
two thirty. Yeah, it's not a bad punt or black
Caps at fourteen. That's I wouldn't That's that's a brave man.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, that ten dollars on India to win and then
one dollar on us to win and cover yourself.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah. But the issue here, the issue of the drawer.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, that's how I just found out. That's how heaps
of money laundering goes. You put money on both sides, Yeah,
and you get the money back, but now it's been
so you lose half of it and keep half of it,
and now it comes out clean out of Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah. That's why the TAIRB is so particular about a
lot of the bits that we played. That's why we
actually have to physically place the bits and all the
chicks and balances that are in there, because people lauded
them and I am I'll openly admit I've I've laundered
my own money through gambling in the past. So I
was running a thing where anytime I would head on
the pokes or something at the casino, I would go
(24:27):
and buy a golf club with that. Yeah, because of
my missus mind. She's like, you won that money, that's
your money. But what she didn't realize was was actually
spending all of our money, putting it into the machine first,
so that we're actually way worse off. But I was
laundering our money through the Pokeys to buy myself golf clubs.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That's the wind bias, isn't it. Everyone celebrates the wind.
Had to work out and how mutually put it on.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
How much you've won, that's right, but that was no
longer money that we had worked very hard for it
with money that.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I yeah, yeah, because it had been loaded into sometimes victory.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm buying second here and golf clubs essence for twice
the price. It was my gambling addiction. I saw a
story that really caught my eye. Used today. Nigeria's football
players returned to the country after boycotting the Africa Cup
of Nations qualifier and Libya, where they were stranded overnight
at the airport for nineteen hours. They were claiming that
(25:18):
it was mind games. So they're saying, wow, Nigeria flew
to Libya to play, to play them, Libya got They
got stuck in the airport for nineteen hours ahead of
the game. Didn't In the end, they were like, buggert,
We're not going to play. Do you think this was
genuine skullduggery? Skullduggery.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I wouldn't be surprised. That kind of shit goes on
all the time.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
You remember that all whites went over to Central America
to play a qualifier for the World Cup and outside
their hotel room it was chili.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Something They basically Brazil.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
They were in their hotel room and the hotel was
surrounded by fans letting off fireworks.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Kaliko was flying over here.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
They didn't get a wink of sleep, because that's how
much it means them to qualify for the World Cup.
They're like, fuck, we don't care. Whatever ways possible. Nigeria's
a good football.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Team, Yeah, very good. Libya not so much. I can't imagine. Yeah,
this is so you stuck them in the airport for
eleven hours. It was it a visa or so.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
You guys were waiting there, we'll see you soonah, and
just walked away for nineteen hours.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Nineteen hours.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So it mustn't have been there nineteen hours nineteen hours.
It was that they've been therefore so a whole day.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
But like they returned dancing and singing. That's weird. I
don't know why that was in this So they were
dancing and singing when they return, but they hammered. Did
they just get on the hammer? Fuck? I'll tell you what.
If I'm stuck in an airport for nineteen minutes, I'm
on the hammer.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's what happened. They'll spun this around. White Wash Investigations
has come involved with us. Really, the Diigerian team got
hammered on the way to Libya, hammered at the airport,
turned around, got on a flight back home, and that's
why they're singing and dancing through the airport.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You hear about this shit all the time, these sort
of mind games. There'll be a fire drill in the
middle of at like three am, some burnt toast and
then all of a sudden, he runs out in the lobby. Yeah,
I reckon, that's exactly what's going on here. Just quickly
a Minnesota horticulture teacher remained the raigning champion on Monday
of an annual pumpkin waying contest in northern California, whereas
massive gords have won the top prize of four years
(27:17):
in a road travers ole Ginger, he made himself a
pumpkin that weighed one and twenty.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
One kilograms the year A ton A ton. Wow, a
kilogram that weighs a ton.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's a lot of pump a pumpkin back.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, there's a lot of that be ittable, do you
think wow?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
But as my aunt Patty used to say, to sell
one my uncle with his giant tomatoes, just like they're watery.
They're bag but they're watery. Even when he went on
and went on a ward at the gift, throw on
a bone like okay, when what was the biggest bloody
tomato you've grown? Right, Auntie, pet actually sounds miserable selling
(27:59):
they're watery, and well, the thing wasn't who can grow
the driest tomato so you can grow the biggest.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
We had a pit pumpkin called Mike the pumpkin. I
don't know what it was called Mike by someone else.
I didn't name it after myself. But it was about
a twenty kg pumpkin and it lived. It lived on
the bar in the flat. And the idea was when
you're drinking, you'd slapped Mike as you're drinking, like you
know the rhythm of the music. And Mike started going
out to the pub with us and would bring Mike
(28:26):
with us and put them on and he came to
a very unsticky end at Guardis and where he fell
off the back of the stool and cracked open. And
Mike had been around for months and when Mike cracked open,
basically people were dry reaching or all over Guardians and
(28:47):
had to have a ceremonial like it was like a
burial at sea into the into the leaf because everyone
just had to go and just throw it into the
leaf like some.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Great pub.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
So Mike have be coman an rop an.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
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Speaker 4 (29:19):
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
Four bits of feedback to get through today. First call
it yours please?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Yeah, good a fellas just the South and deliving in
prayerth YEA love to chat about New Zealand invading and Tactica,
but leave us Shirley behind fucking useless and they hate
a hard day's work.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
So yeah, hello and fucking tiger.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
All right, okay, driven to Targo.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
So to catch you up, path, we were planning an
invasion of Antarctica because we feel like sort of like
the last unclaimed territory, and also we're probably not ambitious
enough as a country, you know, we need to have
some sort of expansion plan. So we're gonna invade Antarctica.
And people were texting and pledging or calling in pledging
different things for the invasion of Antarctica. There was a
(30:18):
guy on the West coast at a couple of haglands
that were free to go. Lane is going to bring
his dog, Jeremy cattle. Jeremy has a super outback, but
he's also going to have to bring Tulsi because he
doesn't know how to put the chains on. Oh yeah, yeah,
so the party's getting quite big. We said we're going
to have to bring a couple of Australians because they
need to mine it. But that callers saying been Assies
(30:41):
because they're lazy.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean all the good mining done in
Australia is by New Zealand. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
True. Actually, we should just actually get all the all
the West Coast miners, all the miners that are living
in Australia, and just send them to Antarctica, any of
the places that have just shut down. The good stuff
under the ground there, I think. So yeah, some real
good stuff.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I think. Are they're hiding something? There's something going on.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
There's no rather reason why a bunch of scientists are
sitting there just pretending like nothing's going on.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Did you that story a while ago where a guy
arrived at Scott Base, fired up his tender and then
he got a match, and then put on us his
jacket and and then drove over to Macmurdo. Really better
than a lot of people people in big cities getting nothing.
But this guy's got a tender match and down in
(31:27):
Scott Base. It's just it's just going to be a
repeat though, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I got another match? Yeah, this pool is really smart.
I've got to I've got all do that on my watch.
Oh you've got another call here, you're the.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Seeuth Canterby losses him and I are had. So what
he needs is something to distract him. He has to
diversify his sports portfolio. He needs to find some other
things to support so when the main one goes wrong
he can be distracted. Personally, I'm like Matt Heath. I've
got the Dodgers on watching. You can look overseas. There's
so much round ball going on. You can just pick
any minor team in any minor league anywhere in the world,
(32:07):
and that could distract you. Just an idea.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
All right, it's a good point. Auckland f C.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Oh yeahc Oakland f C debut game this weekend. Yes again,
long for the pre match Lily World.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I met Ali Williams Yesterday's actually gonna be in the
podcast tomorrow. He's in full promo mode at the moment.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I mean I even saw him on the breakdown pushing football. Yeah,
I heard of.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
How's the ticket sales gone? For that first one.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Good.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I believe it's almost sold out.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
So I got twenty They head sold twenty thousand yesterday
and there are the capacity is twenty.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Five twenty five at Mounts Matters the ramp.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And you know, I keep saying that I'm going to
let off a flair and I've found out I'm in
the corporate box this weekend. So I'm going to let
off the world's first corporate flap that corporate box as well.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, I think you are. I'm not.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
I'm going to go hang out in the port. That's
where the flaps should be. Get supporters down on the
south stand.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I'm going there. I might little flair off at Fritz
as Wiener's in the cubicle the toilet. How are your
Dodgers going?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
And by the way, do they do they give you
some solos from you know, the other teams you support
that the black Caps are the black Caps.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
They do. But it's a rough season for the Dodgers.
Got no pitching, you know, they've had so many injuries
in the pitching. But they've got a great they've got
a great offense. So they've just got a score. They've
just got a hit. So many runs and Freddy Freeman
can't run, but he's still betting, so he has to
basically just smoke it. But you've got shohe Tan who's
just phenomenal that gives you. But but yeah, no pitching
(33:42):
and so so in the first game we put eight
on them, nine on them on the Mets. In the
second game they put seven on us and we've got nothing.
So it's like it's real feastial femine. Either our guys go,
we get screwed.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
But does it work to save your own mental health
for supporting another team like the Dodgers?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
But I was because on Saturday when the Dodgers got
through to the National League Championship Series, I, me and
Cass celebrated so hard that we turned it into a loss. Yeah,
so we met MEETI when out the game of Somebody.
Really we were down at the pubs celebrating, just the
two of us with Dodger's hats on. No one cares.
And then the next day I thought to myself, I've
(34:19):
really gone out of my way to pick a team
that's got nothing to do with me. Now I live
and die for it. Now I've got a vaulting hangover.
I can't remember how I got home, and all for
a team that's got absolutely nothing to do with me.
You've just got it so as I've grabbed something out
of nowhere, you know, just stabbed yourself with it.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Did you guys get your tattoos? You're going to get tattoos,
weren't you?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You and Cass Dodge's tattoo?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah? Is that what it was?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, but it got complicated because we've had a trip
to go over to Los Angeles and then there was
things got complicated around some illnesses and the family, so
we didn't go. So we were going to get it done,
and then I was rejected at a tattoo place on
Sunset for being too drunk.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yes, it's a blood alcohol issue, isn't it. Yeah, blood runs.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Hippattis some keep me coming dog is tatter on my forehead.
All right, we got We'll go.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
To one more, one more cally Hey.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Fellas, we've seriously been missing some cassowary chat over the
last few weeks. So I reckon in training for Mania
taking on a cassowary. You know, we're into a bit
of a magpie swooping season. I want to see you
out there taking on some magpies bare handed.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
This up, let's do it sweepy anyway, fuck the magpies.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, that's sweepy season with the megpies, so sweeping boys
will be headed for you.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
That's you've been swooped by a magpie. At school, it
was the one thing at school that everyone was terrified at. Megpies.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, just coming at you from the trees like squawking
as they come at you as well. And when you
think about it, I mean it's just a bird. You
could just knock it out with one punch.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
This is what I'm so.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
They're coming get from behind. They know your eyes. That's why,
if you're smart, you get some of those goggly eyes
from from a two dollars shop.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And yeah, yeah, I've seen dudes that work in India
with his tigers in the bush don't wear masks on
the back of their head to put the tiger off
from attacking them.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, they always behind.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, weeks with the magpie as well, but some kids
have them on in Australia, they'll have like on the
back of the helmet. They have it on the back
of their bike helmet.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Goggle. Sweet people he's not going to do much damage. No,
but it'll skip out of a kid. How good is
that that?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
That footage from that sort of kids league game and
Ossie a few years ago. Oh no, the poor bugger.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Running around the fields just tagging. Oh no, the poor
little bugger. Just one player. He's stagging and running. Good.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
This kid looks like it's interested in my eggs. It's
like in the middle of a f football field.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Oh, the poor bugger. This is a story around my family.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
My dad got out of the shower one day, the
towel and win to grab something off the clothesline, and
it started getting swooped by a bird.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
And so he's running back inside.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Who was inside saw that happening was absolutely not You're
not bringing that bird and shut him out.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
So now he's doing laps of the house and a
towel while he's being swooped by a megpie.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah all right, I'm gonna have to get out there
and not start knocking out us a couple of megpies.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Real honor and privilege to have you back and again
this week. Will see you next week.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
So good, so good, thank you, thank you mate.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
And just one more thing before I go guess what's
happening to me at four thirty this afternoon. Directed My
son is taking me out to the pub to buy
me a beer. Oh, that's a big that's so excited.
He's got a passport.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
He's ready and he's good.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
We're gonna sit down and he's going to go up
to the pub, the bar, and he's going to buy
his old man a beer. Is eighteen years old.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
That is a great life achievement for you.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Birthday, my eighteenth birthday, I went out and I bought
a pack of cigarettes, a lot of take out, a
box of beer, and rinted the porno.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Ah did you. I'm sure I don't know where Charlie
is right now, but.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I know he's not always. And Joyette, we'll see you
guys tomorrow. All right.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
And we're running the Three Man Weave this morning. G
Lane and Matt Heath joins.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Us for a Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
It's great to be here, our team fantastic. It's great
to have you back down here.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
I hope you've followed in the footsteps of the great
Layton Smith and you've taken your dump down on the
ground floor with us before you head out to the
rarefied ear of ZB.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
People don't know how the things used to go down
at the Cook Street office when I first started radio
Lateton Smith. You didn't like to go on on on
the around z B. He didn't want to soil his
own nest. Yeah, come down with that newspaper under his arm,
Come out of the elevator, go straight into our toilets. Yeah,
absolutely destroy them, and then head back up the elevator
to get on with this day.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah. A newspaper's a statement of intent.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I mean he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
He wasn't there for he was there for a good time,
not a short time.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Yeah, so he would just sit down and get through
the classifieds everything.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
I mean, it's the ultimate insult to music radio.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
It was also old school. It was herold when it
was a broadsheet. You know, it was the huge one.
It was, so.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
He's you might see a like a spy, an old
cold war spy with a glass.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
It was that one of those big ones. You could
hid your whole face behind me. I see the newspaper.
I've always found the newspaper very difficult to read from
a functional standpoint. My day when his struggles with the
broadsheet newspaper, Well, there are any Sundays now these days,
which and.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You're shift shipping a lot that you're never going to read,
Like in terms of efficiency and newspapers, you might want
to read the sport, but there's a whole lot of
stuff at the front. I'm not going to even look
at it.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
But you're paying for it, paying for all of it,
I think.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And then and then there's the classified ads and the
magazines you want those, all the magazines that come farting
out of it when you pick it up. What about
in London on a on a of a Sunday or
a Saturday.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Jesus, I came with CDs, the newspaper with all these
freak multiple CDs would fall out.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Do they still run the tabloids over there? Because that
blew me away. When I went over to England and
you saw Teddies on the third page, Teddies on the
third page, and I was like, I was on the
two three.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I was like, really okay, yeah, you go over there and.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
You're gonna be I'm gonna be reading these sophisticated newspapers.
I'll be the Observer, the Telegraph, I'll be the Guardian,
and then two days then you're on the Sun.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
And the headlines that they put on, the salacious headlines.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's too juicy.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
It's like trying to eat the proper newspapers is trying
to eat a salad when someone's offering you a burger,
a juicy, juicy, greasy burger, and some for a case, yeah, a.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
CAFC and then the salad. Yeah, you know what's good
for you. You can't help yourself. It's just it's always
like I bonk my cousin and now my mum.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You know, yeah, and then it's like inflation could be
a tip to go up by two basis points twenty
basis points. You're like, what was that thing about the
hasn't it I sleep with my dog? Is that okay?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I cheated on my cousin with my dog. It's so Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
People say social media is bad now, and then we're
getting our brains rotted by on the internet, and brains
have been being rotted for forever.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Our brains are gone, they were gone years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
They don't even that, And I reckon those tabloids are
worse for athletes, mental health and what happens on social media?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Yeah, because that was way.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Worse and you knew that everyone was watching it is
when you get a DM you just got it. Meanwhile,
they're like, you know, Sonny Bell's done so and so
on a toilet with David Warner's future wife. Yeah, you know,
it's like Jesus, that's so much worse. Yeah, they'll still
be talking about it on podcasts ten years later, especially
for Davy Warner. That whole thing, what rough, what going forward?
(03:49):
What is in the maxim mentioned?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
What's fighting up?
Speaker 5 (03:51):
The listeners on news dogs zi'db this week.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Not my Dodger's chat. I'll tell you what me talking about.
I know you throw it out there.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I can only be me. And look, I've boord the
ship out of people on Hodaki and the A c C.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
With podcast, this very podcast, and I'm going to stop.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
I'm not going to stop. But yeah, currently the National
League Championship Series between the Mets and the Dodgers. First game,
we absolutely smoked them. Second game, they absolutely smoked us.
So there you go.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
They're not loving that on ZI. But I tell you
what it doesn't. It doesn't excite people Dodgers cham what
excites are the most.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I was talking you say that had the lines really
going because they're kind of it's quite a male audience.
So I was talking about boys trips and I was saying,
I was saying the protocol. I was saying, a great
time is when a when a stag doo runs into
the hen's party, especially if you're one of the single guys.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Oh yeah, yeah you're not.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
So we're not doing the cross at the streams cross
party in a but it's also but random hen's parties
a corresponding I think the corresponding hen can be an
advantage for the for the groom because because because it
can stop him spending his whole marriage and with a
sense of.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Shame explaining what's happened.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But I'm saying, if you're a hanger on a stag
d you maybe third or fourth mate back and and
it crosses path with the hen patty, then that's a
good time to be middle of them. And that got
eight hundred and eighty ten. They've got the cause.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Go did it?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I met my wife that way and a lot of
you're not on hurdaching now shut up.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
I heard I heard Jerry on there spoke in the book, Yeah,
which was good. It gave you a bit of advice
around from Sheeryl Wells. Yeah, lady Sheryl gave you a
bit of advice she.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wells when I was enjoying enjoying my shame. But she says,
let some more woman on. Yeah, and I let anyone.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
And he rightly said, eighty you welcome on, lady ryl
put your money with your mouth.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Doesn't come on?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
We need we need guess what about on stagger the
guy who gets way too excited and particularly where I
know this go the.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Father Oh, the fathers are a problem. On stag, do they. Yeah,
they have to keep their cool well, and you can't
be having Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
It's it's a tough one because something you know, a
lot of people, a lot of the guys won't know
the dad. They won't know how he likes to get down,
They don't know what he knows about them. Yeah, but
I have heard stories of, for example, the bachelor being
stripped down and put had a like a collar or
a leash put around him, and then each of the
members of the stag who were taking turns peddling him.
(06:22):
And then once the game was over, they turned around
and the father was back and there for another and
it was like, all right.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, you know that he will, Yeah, he'll peddle you.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
The doctor lay, oh yeah, he got stuck into me right, No,
I was talking about someone else.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
But they're having at yours as well. I mean that's good.
I mean that's good behavior from the dad. But the
dad can't get too feverishly into it.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
He can't be the hit of the pack.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
The dad, the father in law, father in law can't
get a hit of the pack.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Do you know that the other most dangerous you got
them their pole position, The other most dangerous p at
a stagdoo and wedding is the last person to get married.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
So you know two months earlier, if you mate Dave
got married.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
He's been through all that stress, he's been through the stagg,
He's gone through his wedding, and he targets the next function.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
He's avengeful.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, he's got a lot of vengeful and so he's
come out of his stressful wedding, has come out of
punishment for his mates and everything, and he's the next
weddings two weeks later.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
The staggdoo, he is.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
He's smarting from a couple of speeches at the wedding.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
You're the ones you've got to worry about.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
They are coming in and eyeing you up because because
you you know, you absolutely bankrupted him, you know, on
the top shelf at the wedding.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Yeah, I did this to a good friend of everyone's here,
Jason win Stanley who's radio here down at range. Yeah,
and it was costing him a fortune. And he had
been at my wedding yelling at me your past laying.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
So I was it great, great eccent.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
So I was at his and I remember seeing him
and he had hawks Bay pills there and everything that
was quite good craft beer on tap. And I saw
him the other side of the room and he was
getting punished, and I opened the beer and I was
out in the garden and I was just tipping it
into the garden and looking at him, and then I
was getting another one and tipping it into the garden
and you can see him going.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Oh boy, Craigie range reding that out. That's bankrupting. That's
basically as the red goes down, your bank balance goes down.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Admittedly, at that wedding, no one, no one was on
the dance floor except me and another gentleman called Paul Flynn,
who ended up sharing barstools and throwing them through our legs.
Then we put a stack of barstools up like a tower,
and then I covered it and covered the dance floor
and beer, and I slid Paul Flin across the dance
fell and knocked down all the chairs.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Another type of person you don't want at your wedding,
or stag do as a glay.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
It's a spirit specific type of person.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You don't want a glay.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're right though, because as an unmarried man, I am
aware of keeping my head down that stag those because
you know yours is coming, so you can't because that's
the other thing. If you're the first dude to bust
out a shock collar or something and you haven't had
yours yet, Yeah, you just know it's all coming back
to haunt you.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
What I did to Dave get I'm gonna say his name,
but what we David Gibson, No, let's say lose another
the ruggy player, Dave Gibson, not the muso Daryl Gibson.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
No Dave. Anyway, let's not worry about it.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Let's not give us name.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
What we did to him should never be done to
wasn't good. There was a lot of hot pizzas strapped
to him with with with gaffer tape, and then anyway
he ended up. He didn't know that we were putting
him live on television, on a live TV show, so
he got unwrapped.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Anyway, it wasn't good. Everyone lost their way.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
I think if men spend too much time together in
a pack, this is the acc happens with us as well.
Things get feverish. Yeah, things get out of control. Well
that's way crossing swords or the hints. But it can
be quite good, Yeah, Logan O'Connor.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
We put a shot collar on him crossing streams down
there in Central Otaga. There were no hensters to be seen,
none in Central Otaga to cross swords with, but we
and then made him harvest honey from a live bee
hive for the with a shot collar on. He came
back and everyone was hiding the remote for the shot collar,
and it just drove him mad because he didn't know
(10:25):
who was shocking him. In the end, he found Jared
Graham with the thing in his hair and fucking clocked him,
just clean clocked him three afternoon.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
It's not good when the when the groom starts crying, no,
you've gone too far. You know.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
When I had a couple of walk offs, I've had
a couple of I've had a couple of stag walk offs.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yeah, well, it's such a fine line because I don't
I'm not one of the ones who's like, let's get
this guy so wasted he can't remember anything. But I
know that a lot of people are. I'm like, this
needs to be a good time. I had to fail
at the last stagg do I went to. We went
to the wy Medi Rodeo and I tried to get
the stag into the radio and to the Yeah, I
at least wanted because I was trying to explain to
(11:03):
the guy at the radio, I just want him to
think you're going to let a beast out into the
arena with him.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You don't have to, but I just need a moment
of him thinking you're about to release a ball into
the pen.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
He's just the sniff of pure terror.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yeah, And he was like, you know, we're pretty severely
under the microscope here as a radio association.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
We don't want to. We don't want to.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
We don't want to be the news. We don't want
to be on the front page of the paper tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
We don't want some half us podcasts to getting his
mate into the fucking rodeo, because.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
We've got a bit on point that's such a good point.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Last night we went to the launch of the Great
New Zealand Teoff YEP, which for those who don't understand
how it works, lay well, it's.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What it is.
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Is a one hundred and ninety golf clubs around New
Zealand have donated at least two tea times for free
to the Great New Zealand Teoff and they put them
up for auction. There is golf courses all around New
zeal Like some actually some pretty mean golf courses as well.
In there you've got Kinlock Golf Course in Topaur, which
is Jack Nicholson design Jack Nicholas. Which one's that Jack Nicholas. Anyway,
(12:13):
there's some great courses. So one hundred ninety courses donated it.
You go on, you just bid whatever you want and
it's alive for three weeks. Every single dollar goes to
the November Foundation. And when when you buy your tea
time you've got a week to redeem it in the
great New zeal On tee off at the end of
November for one week.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Because last year it all happened on the exact same time, yes,
that same day. But they've opened it up a little
bit now. But you can go.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
You can get some great little courses. It's these country courses.
There's big city courses. Heaps down the Rustly down in
christ Church. There is Jack's Point in Queenstown to today, yeah,
and there's Royal Auckland, there's the Grange. There's some amazing courses. Anyway,
it's all donated. It's all for a good cause and
(12:56):
to get on there. Anyone who bids as well goes
in the drawer to when you and three mates to
play at Tiado thinks and you get to stay the night,
you get to have dinner and get to be hosted
by the ACC and November teams as well.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Out there. That's a pretty mean prize. Yeah, it is
a pretty mean prize. And also my next question who
who from?
Speaker 5 (13:13):
They?
Speaker 4 (13:13):
Who from? Is going to go on that? They'll need
you'll need people from the a c. Yeah, yeah, you
had a few people. Yeah, we will play golf. Probably
would need to come out.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
But for the details to get onto to bid for anything,
text t t ee to three two three six. You'll
see all the courses on there. It's easy as it's
Gala bid. It's the vollet have got behind it. It's
the Valet Great New Zealand Tea off the Great New
Zealand Golf brand, a local golf brand who are competing
with the big dogs of the world, which is which
is awesome to see as you were involved. Alternate commentary.
(13:44):
We're involved. We're involved. Last year for the inaugural year.
They have seventy five grand last year, which is a
pretty good start. So aiming for one hundred grand this year.
So if you're into golf. If you're into golf, it
is a great excuse also because you get three mates
together to if you tell you your other half charity,
I'm doing this charity thing. Yeah, I've got to do
this charity golf thing this weekend. And if you, if
you look at it, you can actually have a whole
(14:06):
weekend if you, you could probably get four rounds in
in some like regional courses and just go on a roady.
And it's for charity. I'm doing this for I have
to do this for charity. It's about men's health. I
don't want to. I'd rather be at home. I'd rather
be at home. But I've got to catch up with
with Maniah and Matt and Jerry. We haven't seen each
other for at least a couple of days, and we
need to talk through a few things. Man I's going
(14:27):
through some things. You know, I can't talk to you
about it, but yeah, he wants to keep it secret. Matt,
you know he's going through some things as well which
we can only and yeah and when.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
When and look, he just needs a really massive hangover
in two days of drinking just to deal with it.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
That's the only way to deal with way to deal
with it. And so we're at the launch last night,
and the launch was at a driving range. There was
Dan Carter was there, Dezzy was there, Dizzy as they
call him, and so we were doing the long drive competition.
I didn't really know what I was in for when
we went out there. I thought I knew it was
the launch.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
The thing.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He goes, right, this is obviously fundraiser long.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Drive competition, amazing prizes up for golden Eddy desk, Dan Carter,
limited edition boots signed as well, signed, all sorts of stuff,
vollet stuff as you were anyway, all that for grabs.
He goes one hundred bucks five golf balls. You hate
your five balls, You go on the chance to win,
sending the woman a bit of a tight financial spot
at the moment. I don't know if I've got one
(15:25):
hundred dollars the thing. But then he starts walking around
the room with the f POS machine and I'm like, fuck,
if Dan Carter walks up to me with a so much,
I'm a hundred bucks. So I'm now going to have
to go back and tell them, yeah, look, we're at
a hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I know I told you I had to work late
last night, but we're actually at one hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
So I got it. I got embroiled in this dance
where I was just sort of he got me, he
cornered me. He got me. And you can't say no
to Dan Carter. Dan Carter thrust the f pox machine
in your face.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I mean you're going to stay away from Dan Carter? Yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
The worst thing was it was for the longest drive,
and then the guys in the bays next to us,
one of them was from His name was Josh Ferness,
and there was another guy out from Windross.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
He's from.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
And they.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
Were heading drives three hundred plus.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
It was heading the back net and at one stage
I said, had it harder, you pussy, and he did,
and he hit it three and twenty and then he
dropped it off the tee and started hitting it off
the carpet the same distance. And then I said, you
can't go on the longest drive because I've just paid
one hundred bucks, and and then he goes, okay, I'll
hit it right handed because he was left handed, and
he hit it further than I had it. I was
(16:39):
like right, fuck you guys. Yeah, and so Dizzy made
two divisions. He made the three hundred plus guys do
their own thing. They just won a pack of tea,
so that was the hackers, and then the hackers had
their own one way.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
They won the golden boots.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
So that's that's more. Yeah, anticipation trophies. I get it.
You're lowering the standards getting.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
A good tip around the slices.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Yeah, they were pushed that bottom man rather than really
pro used my son that one because he was hitting
it now and he was like, it was like he
was playing a flick off the legs.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
I was trying to explain it to him and then
I was like, no, obviously still swing. Yeah, he was just.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
A much to work on for t to three two
three six. Get involved. It's a great cause, Ollie who
runs it. It's a great New Zealander and it's all
for a good course.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
And you're going to play golf the next few weeks anyway,
so might as well be for this. All right, quick
break and we'll come back and maybe talk some sport.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
A gentleman.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
The black Caps, if you can believe this, they're playing
a game of cricket today. Yeah, five o'clock. It kicks
off pissing with rain in India against it, is it?
Speaker 4 (17:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I think that's why I got sent a message with
the picture of the rain pissing down and our favorite
Indian town Bangalore.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
Bangalore. No, well, back of my hand, m Yeah it's
pussing down specially Rettz Bangalore. Yeah, it's about it. And
the bar next to it.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Was this.
Speaker 4 (17:56):
The poll was this.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Swimming was the in the pool, in the infinity pool,
it was He was.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Like a crocodile sneaking up on its prey.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah. Gelane was the sickest man. Gelane was so stuff
with snot for the whole time we were over there.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
It was just gross. It was gross. I shouldn't have
been flying. How did you end up in the same
pool as Coli?
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Well I didn't. I didn't organize that. I just went
down for a swim in the pool with massive hangover
and he was playing for the Reyal challenges being a
law at that time. They're kind of stuck in their
hotel and is the flashiest hotel and so we're in
the same hotel. They can't really leave, so they're just
floating around, you know, and even even it can be
a bit stressful for them to go down to the
restaurant because people handle them. But so I got up
(18:39):
quite early raging king over and went down for a swim,
and there was it was Coalie taking pictures of himself
under a fountain, yeah, with his girlfriend, with his girlfriend. Yeah,
he was doing some kind of Instagram shoot. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
So I started up about as close I could get,
and the I urinated in the water and then in.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
This swim off.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
So you've passed on Coli.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Hopefully some of it got on him. No offence that
big fan, big fan, But that was the only way
I could really. I think most of them got on yourself.
It's all over me. But you know, how do you
show respect without invading their privacy, you know, going up
and asking for a picture or a signature or something.
Just swim past and just just spraying.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Drag drag punts a bunch of urine on them. That
was after we destroyed for Torre's room as well.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Yeah, that was that was disrespectful. Yeah, it wasn't so much.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
A room as a top floor of apartment was a suite.
That was I've never seen a sweet, this big. It
had multiple rooms. I reckon the toilet was the size
of this room. Here the shower area and yeah where
there was a lot of disrespect being shown.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Yeah, there was so much disrespect, mainly by Tim Southing.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
It's a different world over there, how famous those dudes
are and we don't realize it.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Well, I don't think you get it.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
You get a taste of it because we were just
white faces that left the hotel and we were getting
mobbed like we were cricket players. Oh really, and da
jury got confused for Ed Sheeran having to be touring
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
But I've seen that heaven.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
But it was It's crazy to get just take getting
followed and people filming you.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
But like we just really you just some guys, although
maybe they knew that you had passed on Colie.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, they wanted to get some of that that, you know,
that's as close to the living of the Merjo. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah. How many people do you think of pissed on
rat Cully?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Yeah? Well, to be fair as well, I don't know who.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
I mean, you don't know what he's what he likes.
I don't know what he likes. No, it could be people.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Yeah, that's true. Actually, I don't think it is. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Colie's to himself. There's no way he would allow he Look,
let's just say it was a real to be in
a pool with them. Yeah, yeah, it should.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
We clip this thing about Heath passing on Colie, I
reckon the gang bus.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea. That's
going to go well. To be fair, it's not true. No,
I was going to win in the pool anyway.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, well it's too late because I think that we
clipped that. But when you say you pissed on rat Coley,
I think that'll.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Just you guy. I think you guys said that I did.
I just said that I was in the pool and
people getting out. I had a trible hang him.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
It's not true.
Speaker 5 (20:59):
But in the interests of bump our numbers up, just
for the clip, can you say I pissed on for
it at college?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I don't think I'm that dumb. I might get that dumb,
but I don't think I'm not quite that.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Just for the video, just said that we got this film.
Hey man, have you pissed on vert College?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Didn't you?
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (21:19):
The front Ye five pm today. But I got things
wrong yesterday talking about the White ferns. I see they're
going to play England a sure thing in the semi
England being knocked.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Out upset and England got knocked out by Sri Lanka.
Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah, Wendy's are now playing the White fans in the semi.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Great news.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Great news because we were England's bunny recently and so
and I think you got to say, look, did we
did we make our away in there? Ordered Pakistan just
drop so many catches that they sent us through. They
were like the a c C eleven the amount of
catches they we dropping.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
They dropped eight. And that's why not professional sports paper.
We dropped eleven, and we dropped eleven and no one's
proud of that that eleven. But Pakistan national woman's cricket
team dropped eight catches.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
You see the catchers, Yeah, they were the easiest catchers.
I there was some difficult catches in the accleven one
running forward over the head, carry.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
On running forward, so it went over your head, appeared
that you never could have caught it.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
And those ones that weren't even counted and drops, No,
it was a shock that was it was not, It
was not, It wasn't pretty white.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
We didn't take a single catch?
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Could I just say that?
Speaker 6 (22:31):
Know?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
We didn't, And I actually think the actual numbers closer
to fifteen, and I know that Joel Harrison was responsible
for at least eight. But what should also be recorded
as drop catchers, as the ones that would have been
caught by anyone in their twenties that we didn't even
run for.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Be considered a drop catch too. Well, we never even
got near.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
When you got like three dudes just running over it
with like they've got just been shot in the hamstring.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Oh my god, Lee Baker.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
At one point I went over and red carded into
the commentary Caravut because I was like, your hamstring is
clearly off the bone right now.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
People are doing really, really rough stuff. It's a challenging
games like running slowly to get the ball that's already
been hit for four.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Lee Baker looked like Ned Brockman off the back of
sixteen hundred kilometers.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
It's just held together by tape.
Speaker 5 (23:18):
He did have a fizzing off the wicket though he did,
oh mate, when he was darting in with the speed dealer,
get it in there.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
But yeah, so I don't know, we wear no chance again, Cindya,
are we?
Speaker 5 (23:28):
No? I mean the drawer actually, because that's why the
drawer was such short. I was maybe TB looked at
the weather forecast, but like I said, still India at
two thirty. Yeah, it's not a bad punt or black
Caps at fourteen. That's I wouldn't That's that's a brave man.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Yeah, that ten dollars on India to win and then
one dollar on us to win and cover yourself.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah. But the issue here, the issue of the drawer.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, that's how I just found out. That's how heaps
of money laundering goes. You put money on both sides, Yeah,
and you get the money back, but now it's been
so you lose half of it and keep half of it,
and now it comes out clean out of Las Vegas.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah. That's why the TAIRB is so particular about a
lot of the bits that we played. That's why we
actually have to physically place the bits and all the
chicks and balances that are in there, because people lauded
them and I am I'll openly admit I've I've laundered
my own money through gambling in the past. So I
was running a thing where anytime I would head on
the pokes or something at the casino, I would go
(24:27):
and buy a golf club with that. Yeah, because of
my missus mind. She's like, you won that money, that's
your money. But what she didn't realize was was actually
spending all of our money, putting it into the machine first,
so that we're actually way worse off. But I was
laundering our money through the Pokeys to buy myself golf clubs.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
That's the wind bias, isn't it. Everyone celebrates the wind.
Had to work out and how mutually put it on.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
How much you've won, that's right, but that was no
longer money that we had worked very hard for it
with money that.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
I yeah, yeah, because it had been loaded into sometimes victory.
That's right.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I'm buying second here and golf clubs essence for twice
the price. It was my gambling addiction. I saw a
story that really caught my eye. Used today. Nigeria's football
players returned to the country after boycotting the Africa Cup
of Nations qualifier and Libya, where they were stranded overnight
at the airport for nineteen hours. They were claiming that
(25:18):
it was mind games. So they're saying, wow, Nigeria flew
to Libya to play, to play them, Libya got They
got stuck in the airport for nineteen hours ahead of
the game. Didn't In the end, they were like, buggert,
We're not going to play. Do you think this was
genuine skullduggery? Skullduggery.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
I wouldn't be surprised. That kind of shit goes on
all the time.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
You remember that all whites went over to Central America
to play a qualifier for the World Cup and outside
their hotel room it was chili.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Something They basically Brazil.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
They were in their hotel room and the hotel was
surrounded by fans letting off fireworks.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
Kaliko was flying over here.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
They didn't get a wink of sleep, because that's how
much it means them to qualify for the World Cup.
They're like, fuck, we don't care. Whatever ways possible. Nigeria's
a good football.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Team, Yeah, very good. Libya not so much. I can't imagine. Yeah,
this is so you stuck them in the airport for
eleven hours. It was it a visa or so.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
You guys were waiting there, we'll see you soonah, and
just walked away for nineteen hours.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Nineteen hours.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So it mustn't have been there nineteen hours nineteen hours.
It was that they've been therefore so a whole day.
Speaker 4 (26:27):
But like they returned dancing and singing. That's weird. I
don't know why that was in this So they were
dancing and singing when they return, but they hammered. Did
they just get on the hammer? Fuck? I'll tell you what.
If I'm stuck in an airport for nineteen minutes, I'm
on the hammer.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's what happened. They'll spun this around. White Wash Investigations
has come involved with us. Really, the Diigerian team got
hammered on the way to Libya, hammered at the airport,
turned around, got on a flight back home, and that's
why they're singing and dancing through the airport.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
You hear about this shit all the time, these sort
of mind games. There'll be a fire drill in the
middle of at like three am, some burnt toast and
then all of a sudden, he runs out in the lobby. Yeah,
I reckon, that's exactly what's going on here. Just quickly
a Minnesota horticulture teacher remained the raigning champion on Monday
of an annual pumpkin waying contest in northern California, whereas
massive gords have won the top prize of four years
(27:17):
in a road travers ole Ginger, he made himself a
pumpkin that weighed one and twenty.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
One kilograms the year A ton A ton. Wow, a
kilogram that weighs a ton.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
That's a lot of pump a pumpkin back.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, there's a lot of that be ittable, do you
think wow?
Speaker 3 (27:36):
But as my aunt Patty used to say, to sell
one my uncle with his giant tomatoes, just like they're watery.
They're bag but they're watery. Even when he went on
and went on a ward at the gift, throw on
a bone like okay, when what was the biggest bloody
tomato you've grown? Right, Auntie, pet actually sounds miserable selling
(27:59):
they're watery, and well, the thing wasn't who can grow
the driest tomato so you can grow the biggest.
Speaker 5 (28:05):
We had a pit pumpkin called Mike the pumpkin. I
don't know what it was called Mike by someone else.
I didn't name it after myself. But it was about
a twenty kg pumpkin and it lived. It lived on
the bar in the flat. And the idea was when
you're drinking, you'd slapped Mike as you're drinking, like you
know the rhythm of the music. And Mike started going
out to the pub with us and would bring Mike
(28:26):
with us and put them on and he came to
a very unsticky end at Guardis and where he fell
off the back of the stool and cracked open. And
Mike had been around for months and when Mike cracked open,
basically people were dry reaching or all over Guardians and
(28:47):
had to have a ceremonial like it was like a
burial at sea into the into the leaf because everyone
just had to go and just throw it into the
leaf like some.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Great pub.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
So Mike have be coman an rop an.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
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Speaker 4 (29:19):
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Speaker 1 (29:28):
Four bits of feedback to get through today. First call
it yours please?
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Yeah, good a fellas just the South and deliving in
prayerth YEA love to chat about New Zealand invading and Tactica,
but leave us Shirley behind fucking useless and they hate
a hard day's work.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
So yeah, hello and fucking tiger.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
All right, okay, driven to Targo.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
So to catch you up, path, we were planning an
invasion of Antarctica because we feel like sort of like
the last unclaimed territory, and also we're probably not ambitious
enough as a country, you know, we need to have
some sort of expansion plan. So we're gonna invade Antarctica.
And people were texting and pledging or calling in pledging
different things for the invasion of Antarctica. There was a
(30:18):
guy on the West coast at a couple of haglands
that were free to go. Lane is going to bring
his dog, Jeremy cattle. Jeremy has a super outback, but
he's also going to have to bring Tulsi because he
doesn't know how to put the chains on. Oh yeah, yeah,
so the party's getting quite big. We said we're going
to have to bring a couple of Australians because they
need to mine it. But that callers saying been Assies
(30:41):
because they're lazy.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yeah yeah, I mean all the good mining done in
Australia is by New Zealand. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5 (30:45):
True. Actually, we should just actually get all the all
the West Coast miners, all the miners that are living
in Australia, and just send them to Antarctica, any of
the places that have just shut down. The good stuff
under the ground there, I think. So yeah, some real
good stuff.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
I think. Are they're hiding something? There's something going on.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
There's no rather reason why a bunch of scientists are
sitting there just pretending like nothing's going on.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Did you that story a while ago where a guy
arrived at Scott Base, fired up his tender and then
he got a match, and then put on us his
jacket and and then drove over to Macmurdo. Really better
than a lot of people people in big cities getting nothing.
But this guy's got a tender match and down in
(31:27):
Scott Base. It's just it's just going to be a
repeat though, wasn't it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
I got another match? Yeah, this pool is really smart.
I've got to I've got all do that on my watch.
Oh you've got another call here, you're the.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
Seeuth Canterby losses him and I are had. So what
he needs is something to distract him. He has to
diversify his sports portfolio. He needs to find some other
things to support so when the main one goes wrong
he can be distracted. Personally, I'm like Matt Heath. I've
got the Dodgers on watching. You can look overseas. There's
so much round ball going on. You can just pick
any minor team in any minor league anywhere in the world,
(32:07):
and that could distract you. Just an idea.
Speaker 4 (32:10):
All right, it's a good point. Auckland f C.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Oh yeahc Oakland f C debut game this weekend. Yes again,
long for the pre match Lily World.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I met Ali Williams Yesterday's actually gonna be in the
podcast tomorrow. He's in full promo mode at the moment.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I mean I even saw him on the breakdown pushing football. Yeah,
I heard of.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
How's the ticket sales gone? For that first one.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Good.
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I believe it's almost sold out.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
So I got twenty They head sold twenty thousand yesterday
and there are the capacity is twenty.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Five twenty five at Mounts Matters the ramp.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
And you know, I keep saying that I'm going to
let off a flair and I've found out I'm in
the corporate box this weekend. So I'm going to let
off the world's first corporate flap that corporate box as well.
Speaker 4 (32:55):
Yeah, I think you are. I'm not.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
I'm going to go hang out in the port. That's
where the flaps should be. Get supporters down on the
south stand.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
I'm going there. I might little flair off at Fritz
as Wiener's in the cubicle the toilet. How are your
Dodgers going?
Speaker 5 (33:11):
And by the way, do they do they give you
some solos from you know, the other teams you support
that the black Caps are the black Caps.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
They do. But it's a rough season for the Dodgers.
Got no pitching, you know, they've had so many injuries
in the pitching. But they've got a great they've got
a great offense. So they've just got a score. They've
just got a hit. So many runs and Freddy Freeman
can't run, but he's still betting, so he has to
basically just smoke it. But you've got shohe Tan who's
just phenomenal that gives you. But but yeah, no pitching
(33:42):
and so so in the first game we put eight
on them, nine on them on the Mets. In the
second game they put seven on us and we've got nothing.
So it's like it's real feastial femine. Either our guys go,
we get screwed.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
But does it work to save your own mental health
for supporting another team like the Dodgers?
Speaker 3 (33:58):
But I was because on Saturday when the Dodgers got
through to the National League Championship Series, I, me and
Cass celebrated so hard that we turned it into a loss. Yeah,
so we met MEETI when out the game of Somebody.
Really we were down at the pubs celebrating, just the
two of us with Dodger's hats on. No one cares.
And then the next day I thought to myself, I've
(34:19):
really gone out of my way to pick a team
that's got nothing to do with me. Now I live
and die for it. Now I've got a vaulting hangover.
I can't remember how I got home, and all for
a team that's got absolutely nothing to do with me.
You've just got it so as I've grabbed something out
of nowhere, you know, just stabbed yourself with it.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Did you guys get your tattoos? You're going to get tattoos,
weren't you?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You and Cass Dodge's tattoo?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Yeah? Is that what it was?
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:43):
Yeah, but it got complicated because we've had a trip
to go over to Los Angeles and then there was
things got complicated around some illnesses and the family, so
we didn't go. So we were going to get it done,
and then I was rejected at a tattoo place on
Sunset for being too drunk.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
Yes, it's a blood alcohol issue, isn't it. Yeah, blood runs.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Hippattis some keep me coming dog is tatter on my forehead.
All right, we got We'll go.
Speaker 5 (35:13):
To one more, one more cally Hey.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
Fellas, we've seriously been missing some cassowary chat over the
last few weeks. So I reckon in training for Mania
taking on a cassowary. You know, we're into a bit
of a magpie swooping season. I want to see you
out there taking on some magpies bare handed.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
This up, let's do it sweepy anyway, fuck the magpies.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Yeah, that's sweepy season with the megpies, so sweeping boys
will be headed for you.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
That's you've been swooped by a magpie. At school, it
was the one thing at school that everyone was terrified at. Megpies.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah, just coming at you from the trees like squawking
as they come at you as well. And when you
think about it, I mean it's just a bird. You
could just knock it out with one punch.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
This is what I'm so.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
They're coming get from behind. They know your eyes. That's why,
if you're smart, you get some of those goggly eyes
from from a two dollars shop.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
And yeah, yeah, I've seen dudes that work in India
with his tigers in the bush don't wear masks on
the back of their head to put the tiger off
from attacking them.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, they always behind.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Yeah, weeks with the magpie as well, but some kids
have them on in Australia, they'll have like on the
back of the helmet. They have it on the back
of their bike helmet.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Goggle. Sweet people he's not going to do much damage. No,
but it'll skip out of a kid. How good is
that that?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
That footage from that sort of kids league game and
Ossie a few years ago. Oh no, the poor bugger.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Running around the fields just tagging. Oh no, the poor
little bugger. Just one player. He's stagging and running. Good.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
This kid looks like it's interested in my eggs. It's
like in the middle of a f football field.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Oh, the poor bugger. This is a story around my family.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
My dad got out of the shower one day, the
towel and win to grab something off the clothesline, and
it started getting swooped by a bird.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
And so he's running back inside.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Who was inside saw that happening was absolutely not You're
not bringing that bird and shut him out.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
So now he's doing laps of the house and a
towel while he's being swooped by a megpie.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah all right, I'm gonna have to get out there
and not start knocking out us a couple of megpies.
Speaker 5 (37:24):
Real honor and privilege to have you back and again
this week. Will see you next week.
Speaker 4 (37:28):
So good, so good, thank you, thank you mate.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
And just one more thing before I go guess what's
happening to me at four thirty this afternoon. Directed My
son is taking me out to the pub to buy
me a beer. Oh, that's a big that's so excited.
He's got a passport.
Speaker 4 (37:44):
He's ready and he's good.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
We're gonna sit down and he's going to go up
to the pub, the bar, and he's going to buy
his old man a beer. Is eighteen years old.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
That is a great life achievement for you.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Birthday, my eighteenth birthday, I went out and I bought
a pack of cigarettes, a lot of take out, a
box of beer, and rinted the porno.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
Ah did you. I'm sure I don't know where Charlie
is right now, but.
Speaker 4 (38:06):
I know he's not always. And Joyette, we'll see you
guys tomorrow. All right.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
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