May 19, 2026 • 19 mins
The fellas are on leave for the week, so enjoy a mixed bag of bits hand-plucked by Producer Pugs. We'll see you backbones on full on Monday, May 25th!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Dache Big Show was toledos all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties tried today.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good for old Keyser to get a one because he
had a bit of a rocky last night. Didn't you
make you if you are? The hurdchy party for the
old ratings that came.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Out and yeah, which we didn't get an invite to,
by the way.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I mean, like I said, you didn't miss much. Wrapped
up by about ten eleven, you know, it was more
just a quiet.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But what did you do after the yah?
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah party wrapped up? What did you do?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I mean I was pretty naked, so to be honest,
I had a few and then I'm pretty sure I
just went straight home. Yeah, missus picked me up and yeah, yeah,
so you just so you just run your your your wife,
there are your fiance.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I'll come back.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You make any other calls or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean you mentioned this earlier.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No I didn't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
I don't just having them?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Did I call you pretty lately, wasn't it?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well you must have wrung old Hoidy j And then
what the hell?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Then your sleep are two nineteen am?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Did you answer?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, let's have a listen. Shall we casey try it
for a shav You've reached the phone of Hoidy j
I can't take your call right now, so leave a
message and I'll get back to you.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ah, get a Jase.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Kesy here, mate, just thought i'd give you a ring, mister,
and I buddy tell you what.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Everyone was like, where's Jase? Where's Jase? And I'm like,
who even gives.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
These stupid withered legs?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
You know?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Anyway, I'm off, mate, I've got a pocket full of
brothel dollars and I'll catch you tomorrow for the old promer.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Backbone.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I do not remember that, as I say, two seventeen am.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Mate, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, and I don't know what that whole brothel dollars
thing was about.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, sure you don't.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well we know, but you said that you went home
with your fiance at around ten. That call was two
seventeen am.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, to be honest, I mean I was pretty tired, yeah,
you know, because it's been big week and we'd been
working hard, you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Know, so you went to bed for two hours and
you ducked out to the brothel.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Can we talk about this off here?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Is it all right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah? That's fine.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Kezy Yep, it's all good buddy.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
The Big Show is Rull correspondent.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's dal gidy good ideas. How are you man?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You going pretty good there? I ain't there bloody posts
onto it, James geez, it's bloody technical thing he's got.
The thing is who what are you calling? There?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is this thing you like it is? Yeah? He's pretty
flash are ye? That's old pugs, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Because it's off the old country killing right.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
That's right mate, Nothing gets past you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I just wanted to ask you, is what's the guts
with the rise and dairy cost? To see the old
butter there it's gone up sixty percent from last year.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Oh no, it's bloody expensive a but what are you
going to do? Mate? It's like I was just written
in the paper the other day. I think you said
there yourself be and Michael it's gone up fifty percent
year on year and it's bloody ridiculous. Eight. But it's
a thing when you're a farmer, mate, you know you've
got to make your money where you can and sometimes
(03:47):
the consumer is just going to have to suffer. Eight.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well, good ideas it's Hoidy Jay here, great to meet you.
Who's there, Hoidy j There is.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Good a mate.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You know mate, you've been over Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, Vietnam?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Have you heard about that? Have you man blade over there.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
In a lot of time? And Vietnam you did over there?
Were you one of those sticks to us?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Was was I on a six tour?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Didn't? No?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, she wasn't a six tour. There's no six tours going.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, I get your mom's the weird Yeah he is.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I just wanted to ask, mate, who who benefits from
these massive price hikes? Is that you backbone farmers?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It is the farmers.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yeah, when the prices come up made, it's the farmers. Shocking.
I'm saying that the backbones and all that sort of
carry your mate, but the shock and I take all
the money and I buy apples a bloody land Rho.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Sorry it's keasy here again, mate, Chris, ideas I.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Promise me, mate, all right, just promise me something. You've
gotta be very careful when you go on these six
to us, all right, mate, God, can you hear me? Chris?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
No, I haven't gone on a six to When you
go on these six's.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You're weary for it. It doesn't mean a weirdness. All right, back,
you've got to just promise me, mate, promise me you
rubber out. You gotta rubb her up.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Alright, I'm saying, all right, yeah, I promised.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Is I hear it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Right right?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
You're gonna go all right?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
All right mate, alright, mate, I'll tell you what. He's
a good he's a good bust. Actually just asked you.
She just asked, old pack. Sound for a few rubbers there, fellow,
he's still there, God.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're still there? Okay, all right soon man? Thanks?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Mate's the worst is get on your man?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's your first time meeting Taylor.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
That's one of the main rules. That's what I always
told my boys, that you've.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Got a rapper around double rubber you got okay?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Thanks? Is okay? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All right, all right, let's go to it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's go to us.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
The whole archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Just on the fact that we're going to be off
next week. Are you doing your big move next week?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I call it the big Move? Yes, slightly on the road.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I find it very convenient actually that that Keysy is
going away next week when you need people to help
you out with my move, with your move, you know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, hang on, hey, wouldn't you just pay a moving
company to movie stuff for you?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't believe in that, Keyzy. What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
As you know, in my early twenties, I actually spent
four years over in Sydney doing furniture removals, officers, apartment houses,
that sort of thing, four yearsday in, day out, six
days a week.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Jo.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You won't hear me complaining about it, mate, No, And
so I've got a real thing now, the idea of
paying other people to do it? Why would I do
that when I can get my mates to do it?
And then I just have to you know, when we're finish,
I'll give you a warm beer and send you on
your way, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So yeah, I'm sorry, I'm away. What are workmates for?
What are acquaintances for doing that to help me move
my house?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah right, yeah, Well, like I say, mates, unfortunately the
days that you mentioned, I'm going to be away.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So what day was that?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
As much as I'd love to help, what day you're away?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What day were you talk to day?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Was that you're aware I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Tuesday, Wednesday, THIRSD.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I thought you're only going away from one day, right.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, no, well actually it's actually Friday. So you're all good,
you'll be back.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Oh no, Well, but the thing is we're traveling back
on Friday, and she's a hell of a job there.
You going pardon, where are you?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Where are you traveling?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Your business? It's a family getaway.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You can't probe into my personal life.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Well, I told you I'm going to bother to get rabies.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
True.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Well, yeah, that's all good. I'll just take the cash.
Then the cash equivalent of what you helping me out
would have been. So that's all good. I think that's yeah.
So about four sixty from you, about four sixty from you,
thank sounds going to be there. Well I know that's
why you only four sixty right. So yeah, just got
the truck, and I just want the best of the best.
(08:32):
So we're going to have guys coming around and just
wrapping up all the dishes individually. Bubble wrap, yeah, double
bubble wrap.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Actually, Jason didn't mention the Monday, so you could get
him to help early on the Monday.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
At work on the Monday you're seeing so that's not
good for me? Right, but Friday year so I've can
get some cash of if you guys up front, would
be good today?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Right?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I just I don't understand. So why why do I
have to.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Take it out of my fun account? If that's okay?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, that's a good man, Yeah, that's a all goods.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And can I just say what an absolute greazer Pug signers?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh you god, he's.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Such a ask. I'll do it, magie. I'll do your
bubble wrap for you.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Where are you going on holiday?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Jaso telling you it's your big.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Just think of Edith anywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Hold a key, Hey, you were saying, Kesey, you were saying,
you know, your lovely wife's thirtieth today, mate, Happy birthday
to her, by the way, sure.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Is yeah, big, happy birthday of her.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Massive, Massive, the thirty, the Big three.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Ok.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, it's a biggie.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's probably cradle snatcher, aren't you?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I reck I am thirty one, dum you know.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'd say that's the biggest the thirtieth. Actually, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well it's not the big I thought fiftieth would have
been the No.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
By the fiftieth, you don't care anymore, do you think
to celebrate because that's the beginning of the end.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yes, it's all over there.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, you're probably in a good place. You're in
You're thirty, and they're really good. You've got to, you know,
take advantage while you can. I remember to my wife
we went to Portugal and then I think we went
from there to Italy, had a couple of nights in
Paris and a lot, then stayed in a resortant Fiji
(10:26):
on the way home for a couple of days there.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A similar man, I mean, I did what did we do?
I sort of We've had some land that had been
I had some land that was handed down from my
great great grandfather, been in the family for a bit there,
and I've got my got my mits on that bastard
and builder a log cabin just with my hands there
up in the Tata Rangers there and beautiful didn't use
(10:52):
any nailsman sort of studied this Japanese technique of building
there where everything is just perfectly slotted.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
In completely air and water to Yeah, took a hell
of a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Of effort, but nothing is too much for your woman
on her thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I mean, I'll be honestly, I'm still paying for that
thirtieth trip.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
As we speak.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
You know what I mean. It's just really But anyway,
what are you thinking, Keezy? Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, I got her a candle made out of.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
It's coconut and elderflower.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I'm not really down with the old dear candles, but
that sounds like some real cheap tat.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
No, it's a good one.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
You know. It's something you get from the warehouse.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, no, I'm not going to wear it's like fifty
sixty buck New Zealand dollars.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so like got it on special and
MA gave me a promo code. But it's true, to
be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure wit flavor.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I should get it? Flavor, you're going to eat it?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You light them, keezyer smell the MySpace and your you
probably don't Beau and now you've had a massive honker.
But text us three four eight three have you got
any ideas well? What flavor kes he should buy his
wife's candle.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Kesey now Fellas. I don't know if you know this
about me, but I'm not one of those guys that
cares too much about my physical appearance.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, you spend a lot of time at the gym.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I've started doing that, Mogan. Yeah, But to be fair,
I'm also very good at switching off from that kind
of for long periods of time. It's only been the
last few days actually that I have gone back to the
gym after a big hiatus.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
What's your most you've ever bench pressed?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Though?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
The most? And Mate, I can't get anywhere near it
at the moment. Two kg's.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
So, but the reason I bring that up is because,
you know, as I say, I'm not too fussed about
how I look these days. I'm an old I am,
you know what I mean, put out to the back patic,
you know. And all that matters to me, Mogi and
Keezy is that my wife loves me, and she assures
(13:11):
me she does.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
She assures you. She have to assure you of Do
you really?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Though?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Do you really? And then why why would you and
she never really gives me a definite advancewer. But one
of the things I've noticed that is beginning to creep
into our socials at the moment is there's a lot
of hoidy j moob chat there is, And I'm thinking
to myself, it's an area of vulnerability for me, you
(13:37):
know what I mean. It is like people talking about
my moves. It's the reason I went to the gym.
It was because of my moves.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
But I think you need to do that thing where
you turn like what you might think is a weakness
actually into a strength.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well that that's sort of my theory. But I'm also
finding and you'll understand this, Mogi being a real gym bunny,
it's a very hard era area to get tight, you
know what I mean. Yeah, and when you're a small
framed fellow like me, having big moves is just not
a good look. Sure, And I want to be a
T shirt wearer. So I've had this idea and I
(14:10):
want your thoughts on it. I'm thinking of wearing a corset.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, Like, so you want to you want to accentuate
your bosom?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well either, yeah, it's either, you know, I just work
out on it. Or I acknowledge that I've got moves
and I celebrate that.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, yeah, because the course of the course titans the middle, yes,
and it'll push them up right.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
So that's like the thing where they lace up the
back of it and squeeze the waist.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
In and it really gives you a waist more than
your busy.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think you can also get ones that you go
across your chest as well, like a course across your chair. Yeah, well,
like a chest suppressor. But I'm thinking, what if I
actually make a finger of my moves, What if I
make them one of my centerpieces?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Well, why don't you start like when a woman with
larger breast has to go to go for just listen
to when a lady with larger brist has to go
for a run or go to the gym. You wear
sports bras, right, why don't you just get a sports
bra that really just like holds it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Down, you know, start wearing those?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Well, because I don't want to be someone that's trying
to hide something. And this here's my thought, and I
wonder what you think if we were to start posting
this on Instagram. I get a corset, right, I left
my moves, I start wearing shirts with the button undone
and there's a bit of hoidy j Cleaver Jackson. Yeah yeah,
I mean I feel like that's going to be an
Instagram winner.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, definitely that because you could turn into one
of those Instagram pages that gets heaps of likes because
you've got a bit of cleavage show.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, and I can do those accidental side move shows.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah. You know with my Cleavah, you said
that you wanted to wear a T shirt so you
could just cut out, cut out the holes for your
moves and just flop out your burnt meat petties.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, do that, Jase, that's the one there.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I think the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Will be aware of the fact that old Hoodie J
is going to be going overseas very shortly.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well we're aware of it. The listeners might not be.
You're going to Vietnam and OD and going to.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Vietnam with all my girls, hellas with all my girls
who all live overseas now, so it's going to be
a real family reunion.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You wear flashbacks because because you've spent a bit of
time in name in the seventies.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I am worried about that. I am worried about that,
but you know, I think I'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know what I mean, because if you have a
full mental break, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart
to go somewhere else? Then?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well, as long as I go back to that paddy
field that I was in at that.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Time, you were stationed in one paddy field, yes, but
you had to protect.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It, yes, we did, right as.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was from the sparrows because ire always eating all
the rice.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, and you're in the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Scarecrow ah right, Yeah, he ran a scarecrow business. I'll
tell you what, self employed for about a decade, wasn't
it about a decade?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah? Bloody itchy worked.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That right, very hot humored.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I remember at the end of the day of being
a scarecrow, how stiff I was.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Wouldn't so you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just
put a couple of bits of wood and some clothes
on it.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
It's more effective if you do it yourself. The more
realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Right.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
So you ran a scarecrow company where you were one
scarecrow and you just what you stood in the field
with your arms out.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yes, that was that was part of the torture.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
The other downside of it actually, of course at the
end of the day you'd be covering and bird shit
as well.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.
But eventually what you waked out, this is why Jason's
so smart, keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted to
sort of bager off and have a bit of a
naple or something, he would get a stick and put
the hat on the stick and then just get another
stick and it put his coat on it. Yeah, and
then you go off and then have a little bit
(18:03):
of a sleep underneath the hay baal all over there, right, yeah,
And so that was hang on the But why am
I doing this training? Four seven? I could be outsourcing
this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell
you what. It changed my life, that revelation, yeah right, okay,
But the problem was you can't monetize that, jas, can
you Because everybody sees that you're doing they think, well,
(18:24):
I don't need to pay JAS to do it? Right, Yes,
I can just get a couple of pieces of wood
myself and the shirt and the hat.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Right, So that's why there's scarecrow busines stuff because you're
doing it for how.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Long about ten years?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Wow, it's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on
the foot, yeah, yeah, right, so you kind of wish
you had actually did shoot myself on the foot at
one point, but that wasn't related to the scarecrows. Have
you ever showing you that scarf yellows?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Oh that's an interesting story, Jason, Yes, And can.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I just say it was the one I fully intended
on tell.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Hadarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kesey. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
The Dache Big Show was toledos all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties tried today.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good for old Keyser to get a one because he
had a bit of a rocky last night. Didn't you
make you if you are? The hurdchy party for the
old ratings that came.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Out and yeah, which we didn't get an invite to,
by the way.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
I mean, like I said, you didn't miss much. Wrapped
up by about ten eleven, you know, it was more
just a quiet.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
But what did you do after the yah?
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah party wrapped up? What did you do?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
I mean I was pretty naked, so to be honest,
I had a few and then I'm pretty sure I
just went straight home. Yeah, missus picked me up and yeah, yeah,
so you just so you just run your your your wife,
there are your fiance.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I'll come back.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
You make any other calls or anything like that.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I mean you mentioned this earlier.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
No I didn't. I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
I don't just having them?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Did I call you pretty lately, wasn't it?
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well you must have wrung old Hoidy j And then
what the hell?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Then your sleep are two nineteen am?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Did you answer?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Well, let's have a listen. Shall we casey try it
for a shav You've reached the phone of Hoidy j
I can't take your call right now, so leave a
message and I'll get back to you.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Ah, get a Jase.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Kesy here, mate, just thought i'd give you a ring, mister,
and I buddy tell you what.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
Everyone was like, where's Jase? Where's Jase? And I'm like,
who even gives.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
These stupid withered legs?
Speaker 6 (01:43):
You know?
Speaker 5 (01:44):
Anyway, I'm off, mate, I've got a pocket full of
brothel dollars and I'll catch you tomorrow for the old promer.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Backbone.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
I do not remember that, as I say, two seventeen am.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Mate, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5 (02:07):
Yeah, and I don't know what that whole brothel dollars
thing was about.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah, sure you don't.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well we know, but you said that you went home
with your fiance at around ten. That call was two
seventeen am.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, to be honest, I mean I was pretty tired, yeah,
you know, because it's been big week and we'd been
working hard, you.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Know, so you went to bed for two hours and
you ducked out to the brothel.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Can we talk about this off here?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Is it all right?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah? That's fine.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Kezy Yep, it's all good buddy.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
The Big Show is Rull correspondent.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
There's dal gidy good ideas. How are you man?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You going pretty good there? I ain't there bloody posts
onto it, James geez, it's bloody technical thing he's got.
The thing is who what are you calling? There?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is this thing you like it is? Yeah? He's pretty
flash are ye? That's old pugs, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Because it's off the old country killing right.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
That's right mate, Nothing gets past you.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I just wanted to ask you, is what's the guts
with the rise and dairy cost? To see the old
butter there it's gone up sixty percent from last year.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Oh no, it's bloody expensive a but what are you
going to do? Mate? It's like I was just written
in the paper the other day. I think you said
there yourself be and Michael it's gone up fifty percent
year on year and it's bloody ridiculous. Eight. But it's
a thing when you're a farmer, mate, you know you've
got to make your money where you can and sometimes
(03:47):
the consumer is just going to have to suffer. Eight.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Well, good ideas it's Hoidy Jay here, great to meet you.
Who's there, Hoidy j There is.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Good a mate.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
You know mate, you've been over Vietnam.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, Vietnam?
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Have you heard about that? Have you man blade over there.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
In a lot of time? And Vietnam you did over there?
Were you one of those sticks to us?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Was was I on a six tour?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Didn't? No?
Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, she wasn't a six tour. There's no six tours going.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Yeah, I get your mom's the weird Yeah he is.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
I just wanted to ask, mate, who who benefits from
these massive price hikes? Is that you backbone farmers?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It is the farmers.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Yeah, when the prices come up made, it's the farmers. Shocking.
I'm saying that the backbones and all that sort of
carry your mate, but the shock and I take all
the money and I buy apples a bloody land Rho.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Sorry it's keasy here again, mate, Chris, ideas I.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Promise me, mate, all right, just promise me something. You've
gotta be very careful when you go on these six
to us, all right, mate, God, can you hear me? Chris?
Speaker 5 (05:15):
No, I haven't gone on a six to When you
go on these six's.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
You're weary for it. It doesn't mean a weirdness. All right, back,
you've got to just promise me, mate, promise me you
rubber out. You gotta rubb her up.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Alright, I'm saying, all right, yeah, I promised.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Is I hear it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Right right?
Speaker 6 (05:34):
You're gonna go all right?
Speaker 4 (05:36):
All right mate, alright, mate, I'll tell you what. He's
a good he's a good bust. Actually just asked you.
She just asked, old pack. Sound for a few rubbers there, fellow,
he's still there, God.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You're still there? Okay, all right soon man? Thanks?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Mate's the worst is get on your man?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
All right.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That's your first time meeting Taylor.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
That's one of the main rules. That's what I always
told my boys, that you've.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Got a rapper around double rubber you got okay?
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Thanks? Is okay? Man?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
All right, all right, let's go to it.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Let's go to us.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
The whole archy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Just on the fact that we're going to be off
next week. Are you doing your big move next week?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I call it the big Move? Yes, slightly on the road.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I find it very convenient actually that that Keysy is
going away next week when you need people to help
you out with my move, with your move, you know
what I'm saying?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, hang on, hey, wouldn't you just pay a moving
company to movie stuff for you?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I don't believe in that, Keyzy. What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (06:50):
As you know, in my early twenties, I actually spent
four years over in Sydney doing furniture removals, officers, apartment houses,
that sort of thing, four yearsday in, day out, six
days a week.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Jo.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You won't hear me complaining about it, mate, No, And
so I've got a real thing now, the idea of
paying other people to do it? Why would I do
that when I can get my mates to do it?
And then I just have to you know, when we're finish,
I'll give you a warm beer and send you on
your way, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
So yeah, I'm sorry, I'm away. What are workmates for?
What are acquaintances for doing that to help me move
my house?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah right, yeah, Well, like I say, mates, unfortunately the
days that you mentioned, I'm going to be away.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So what day was that?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
As much as I'd love to help, what day you're away?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Man?
Speaker 4 (07:40):
What day were you talk to day?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Was that you're aware I can't remember.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Tuesday, Wednesday, THIRSD.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I thought you're only going away from one day, right.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, no, well actually it's actually Friday. So you're all good,
you'll be back.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Oh no, Well, but the thing is we're traveling back
on Friday, and she's a hell of a job there.
You going pardon, where are you?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Where are you traveling?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Your business? It's a family getaway.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
You can't probe into my personal life.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
Well, I told you I'm going to bother to get rabies.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
True.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Well, yeah, that's all good. I'll just take the cash.
Then the cash equivalent of what you helping me out
would have been. So that's all good. I think that's yeah.
So about four sixty from you, about four sixty from you,
thank sounds going to be there. Well I know that's
why you only four sixty right. So yeah, just got
the truck, and I just want the best of the best.
(08:32):
So we're going to have guys coming around and just
wrapping up all the dishes individually. Bubble wrap, yeah, double
bubble wrap.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Actually, Jason didn't mention the Monday, so you could get
him to help early on the Monday.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
At work on the Monday you're seeing so that's not
good for me? Right, but Friday year so I've can
get some cash of if you guys up front, would
be good today?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Right?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
I just I don't understand. So why why do I
have to.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Take it out of my fun account? If that's okay?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, that's a good man, Yeah, that's a all goods.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
And can I just say what an absolute greazer Pug signers?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Oh you god, he's.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Such a ask. I'll do it, magie. I'll do your
bubble wrap for you.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Where are you going on holiday?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Jaso telling you it's your big.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Just think of Edith anywhere.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
Hold a key, Hey, you were saying, Kesey, you were saying,
you know, your lovely wife's thirtieth today, mate, Happy birthday
to her, by the way, sure.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Is yeah, big, happy birthday of her.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Massive, Massive, the thirty, the Big three.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Ok.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Yeah, it's a biggie.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
It's probably cradle snatcher, aren't you?
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I reck I am thirty one, dum you know.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I'd say that's the biggest the thirtieth. Actually, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Well it's not the big I thought fiftieth would have
been the No.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Thirtieth.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
By the fiftieth, you don't care anymore, do you think
to celebrate because that's the beginning of the end.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Yes, it's all over there.
Speaker 4 (10:04):
I mean, you're probably in a good place. You're in
You're thirty, and they're really good. You've got to, you know,
take advantage while you can. I remember to my wife
we went to Portugal and then I think we went
from there to Italy, had a couple of nights in
Paris and a lot, then stayed in a resortant Fiji
(10:26):
on the way home for a couple of days there.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
A similar man, I mean, I did what did we do?
I sort of We've had some land that had been
I had some land that was handed down from my
great great grandfather, been in the family for a bit there,
and I've got my got my mits on that bastard
and builder a log cabin just with my hands there
up in the Tata Rangers there and beautiful didn't use
(10:52):
any nailsman sort of studied this Japanese technique of building
there where everything is just perfectly slotted.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
In completely air and water to Yeah, took a hell
of a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Of effort, but nothing is too much for your woman
on her thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
I mean, I'll be honestly, I'm still paying for that
thirtieth trip.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
As we speak.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
You know what I mean. It's just really But anyway,
what are you thinking, Keezy? Uh?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Well, I got her a candle made out of.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
It's coconut and elderflower.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I'm not really down with the old dear candles, but
that sounds like some real cheap tat.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
No, it's a good one.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
You know. It's something you get from the warehouse.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, no, I'm not going to wear it's like fifty
sixty buck New Zealand dollars.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so like got it on special and
MA gave me a promo code. But it's true, to
be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure wit flavor.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
I should get it? Flavor, you're going to eat it?
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
You light them, keezyer smell the MySpace and your you
probably don't Beau and now you've had a massive honker.
But text us three four eight three have you got
any ideas well? What flavor kes he should buy his
wife's candle.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
Kesey now Fellas. I don't know if you know this
about me, but I'm not one of those guys that
cares too much about my physical appearance.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah, you spend a lot of time at the gym.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I've started doing that, Mogan. Yeah, But to be fair,
I'm also very good at switching off from that kind
of for long periods of time. It's only been the
last few days actually that I have gone back to the
gym after a big hiatus.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
What's your most you've ever bench pressed?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Though?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
The most? And Mate, I can't get anywhere near it
at the moment. Two kg's.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
So, but the reason I bring that up is because,
you know, as I say, I'm not too fussed about
how I look these days. I'm an old I am,
you know what I mean, put out to the back patic,
you know. And all that matters to me, Mogi and
Keezy is that my wife loves me, and she assures
(13:11):
me she does.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
She assures you. She have to assure you of Do
you really?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Though?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Do you really? And then why why would you and
she never really gives me a definite advancewer. But one
of the things I've noticed that is beginning to creep
into our socials at the moment is there's a lot
of hoidy j moob chat there is, And I'm thinking
to myself, it's an area of vulnerability for me, you
(13:37):
know what I mean. It is like people talking about
my moves. It's the reason I went to the gym.
It was because of my moves.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
But I think you need to do that thing where
you turn like what you might think is a weakness
actually into a strength.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Well that that's sort of my theory. But I'm also
finding and you'll understand this, Mogi being a real gym bunny,
it's a very hard era area to get tight, you
know what I mean. Yeah, and when you're a small
framed fellow like me, having big moves is just not
a good look. Sure, And I want to be a
T shirt wearer. So I've had this idea and I
(14:10):
want your thoughts on it. I'm thinking of wearing a corset.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, Like, so you want to you want to accentuate
your bosom?
Speaker 4 (14:19):
Well either, yeah, it's either, you know, I just work
out on it. Or I acknowledge that I've got moves
and I celebrate that.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Well, yeah, because the course of the course titans the middle, yes,
and it'll push them up right.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
So that's like the thing where they lace up the
back of it and squeeze the waist.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
In and it really gives you a waist more than
your busy.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
I think you can also get ones that you go
across your chest as well, like a course across your chair. Yeah, well,
like a chest suppressor. But I'm thinking, what if I
actually make a finger of my moves, What if I
make them one of my centerpieces?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Well, why don't you start like when a woman with
larger breast has to go to go for just listen
to when a lady with larger brist has to go
for a run or go to the gym. You wear
sports bras, right, why don't you just get a sports
bra that really just like holds it.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Down, you know, start wearing those?
Speaker 4 (15:10):
Well, because I don't want to be someone that's trying
to hide something. And this here's my thought, and I
wonder what you think if we were to start posting
this on Instagram. I get a corset, right, I left
my moves, I start wearing shirts with the button undone
and there's a bit of hoidy j Cleaver Jackson. Yeah yeah,
I mean I feel like that's going to be an
Instagram winner.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, yeah, definitely that because you could turn into one
of those Instagram pages that gets heaps of likes because
you've got a bit of cleavage show.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, and I can do those accidental side move shows.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah yeah, yeah. You know with my Cleavah, you said
that you wanted to wear a T shirt so you
could just cut out, cut out the holes for your
moves and just flop out your burnt meat petties.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, do that, Jase, that's the one there.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
I think the Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in on radio.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Will be aware of the fact that old Hoodie J
is going to be going overseas very shortly.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Well we're aware of it. The listeners might not be.
You're going to Vietnam and OD and going to.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Vietnam with all my girls, hellas with all my girls
who all live overseas now, so it's going to be
a real family reunion.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (16:16):
You wear flashbacks because because you've spent a bit of
time in name in the seventies.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
I am worried about that. I am worried about that,
but you know, I think I'll be okay.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know what I mean, because if you have a
full mental break, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Can you If that's the case, wouldn't it be smart
to go somewhere else? Then?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well, as long as I go back to that paddy
field that I was in at that.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Time, you were stationed in one paddy field, yes, but
you had to protect.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
It, yes, we did, right as.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That was from the sparrows because ire always eating all
the rice.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, and you're in the.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Scarecrow ah right, Yeah, he ran a scarecrow business. I'll
tell you what, self employed for about a decade, wasn't
it about a decade?
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah? Bloody itchy worked.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
That right, very hot humored.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I remember at the end of the day of being
a scarecrow, how stiff I was.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Wouldn't so you were actually a scarecrow, wouldn't you just
put a couple of bits of wood and some clothes
on it.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
It's more effective if you do it yourself. The more
realistic the scarecrow, the better the protection.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
Right.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
So you ran a scarecrow company where you were one
scarecrow and you just what you stood in the field
with your arms out.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yes, that was that was part of the torture.
Speaker 4 (17:38):
The other downside of it actually, of course at the
end of the day you'd be covering and bird shit
as well.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Coven and birdchet, that's right, a lot of bugs as well.
But eventually what you waked out, this is why Jason's
so smart, keysy, right, was because when Jason wanted to
sort of bager off and have a bit of a
naple or something, he would get a stick and put
the hat on the stick and then just get another
stick and it put his coat on it. Yeah, and
then you go off and then have a little bit
(18:03):
of a sleep underneath the hay baal all over there, right, yeah,
And so that was hang on the But why am
I doing this training? Four seven? I could be outsourcing
this to pieces of wood. So your shirt, I'll tell
you what. It changed my life, that revelation, yeah right, okay,
But the problem was you can't monetize that, jas, can
you Because everybody sees that you're doing they think, well,
(18:24):
I don't need to pay JAS to do it? Right, Yes,
I can just get a couple of pieces of wood
myself and the shirt and the hat.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
Right, So that's why there's scarecrow busines stuff because you're
doing it for how.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Long about ten years?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Wow, it's ten years to figure out two pieces of stick.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah. And yeah, like Maggie talk about shooting herself on
the foot, yeah, yeah, right, so you kind of wish
you had actually did shoot myself on the foot at
one point, but that wasn't related to the scarecrows. Have
you ever showing you that scarf yellows?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Oh that's an interesting story, Jason, Yes, And can.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
I just say it was the one I fully intended
on tell.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Hadarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kesey. Tune
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