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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot Ache, Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties try it today, fellows. I was doing a
little bit of reading, I tell it suddenly came up
on my Instagram feet that was so close.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's that's not true at all.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And this thing that it was banging on about led
me to do a little bit of research on the
old interweb there, and what this fellow was saying was
and I didn't know this. I don't know how I
didn't know this, but alcohol is a group one carcinogen,
A carcinogen being something that gives you cancer, right, Group
one being the most cancerous of the group's zyd And
(00:41):
what it was saying was, if you have a bottle
of wine, yes one, it's just a standy sort of
Tuesday evening, just you on your own watching Tally Keezy.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah. Fine.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is the equivalent of smoking five cigarettes if you're if
you're a man, or smoking ten cigarettes if you're a woman. Well,
I thought that's about sixes. Yeah, I know, we'll tell
the cancer. Yeah, that's that's not the worst thing about
the cancer. The worst thing about the cancer is it
kills millions and minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The fact that it's sexes is probably admirable compared to
some of its other personality traits. The main point, it's
a murderer, and you're worried about it being sexes. What
you're right, I think you're getting distract.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, totally, you are.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Just I admire the sexism. You're right is admirable.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
So back in the day then, when I was drinking
four bottles of wine and smashing two packs of diaries.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yes, so what's that that's responsibly there's sixty daries to night?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, I think I don't know. I think if you
if you drink a bottle of wine and that means
it's five cigarettes for us as men.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Yes, still seems a bit sex is because we should
get ten cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Why do they get all the cigarette Yeah exactly. If
I was ringing a bottle of wine and that's smoking
five cigarettes. If I smoke five cigarettes, I think then
they cancel each other out.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah totally.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Well, he are you sure that's how it works, because yeah,
I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah. Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You don't preface it just by saying I don't know
anything about it. But it seems like you'd be adding
to the total, not taking away from the totel.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, I think it does work like that. It's a
weird thing where they cancel each other out.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It is a weird thing. So you know when you
multiply a negative and a negative anything by yeah, racle
is a positive. I think this is one of those instances.
So it becomes a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
So it's like when I was smoking, say forty darries
a day or at night and having four bottles of wine.
So I'm actually coming out on the positive there because
the forty daries are canceling out the twenty darries from
the wine.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's almost like I'm going to the gym. Yes, you
know what I mean, because it's the.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
So the important thing is to go to bed on
zero or in the positive. Yes, right, and it does it?
Do you just not drink wine if wine is so
bad for you know, I think it's I think it's
specifically wine is the problem. Yeah, crave I'm getting when
I start drinking, I'm going to go back to probably
beers because beers carcinogens.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, it doesn't say anything specifically. See us here, drinking
a bottle of wine is equivalent to smoking five cigarettes
for men ten cigarettes for a woman, no mention of
any other alcohol.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
So all women should not be allowed to drink wine
because it's so bad for them.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well that's I'll be honest. That sounds a little bit sick. Yeah,
he's terrible. No, it's just really a battle of wine.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
They need to smoke ten darries.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, sure, I don't know where he goes straight to
the six. I'm sorry, fellas, I just I misread the situation.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Was a touch of racism, and there.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Was the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
This does involve golf, but I promise you it's not
about golf stuff. It's about an ethical dilemma. So played
with Manias Shirt from the Breakfast Show, Hoidy, Jane and
another friend of ours guy, and we're all standing off
to the side of the tea box Mania admittedly a
little bit in front of the tea box, but often
the like you'd have to be pivot ninety degrees to
get anywhere near us. I'm leaning on my driverdyj is
(03:57):
standing a foot away from me, so it's shouldered shoulder
pretty much because he got his hand around you. No,
but he probably could have it on my left shoulder.
If you were on my left side, that's how close
he was when I had tease off. The ball shoots
directly at us at shin height, full pace, full pace,
(04:18):
managed to get towards you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It's just a freak of nature.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
It just hit the heel of his club shot at us.
There's three of us standing in a line. I'm leaning
on my club. I hear Jase go ah and like,
go for cop. Oh my god, it' hit Jase. I
then looked down and realized it is. The ball has
flown through and hit the shaft of my club, has
hit my shaft and has snapped my club into Wow.
Now that is like Admittedly, the only thing skinnier than
(04:44):
the shaft was probably Hoodie J's legs, but it managed
to hit the second skinniest thing in that line.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, snapping in half.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
It was a freak accident, and I have to His
credit was straight away like, oh, just find that club
on trade me and I'll just buy it for you.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah. But I'm like, but it was like an accident.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
You know. The issue I'm having is does do I
find the exact same club and make him pay full
price for it?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
What I mean, what's your vibe on it?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Can I just do a very brief deviation sidebar here?
Before he played the shot Mogi on my life, I
in my head went, this is going to come straight
at us.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He was aiming sort of towards.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Us and.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Bang the very next second, it just it was a
freakish moment and then snap, snap.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
His goal fighter.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I thought it had broken your leg or something.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You must think that every time he tease off, though
it just happens at this time. You're right, which is
what makes it memorable.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
That's fair. But no, this was very clear it's going
to come straight at us. I don't know where it came.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
From, Probably because you've got a clear void.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I think.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Is that the point of this break is that you're
clear void?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, I think in terms of the dina emma, I
mean his it is his fault, as.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
It is, right, but it's fish.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I think he should get you another one.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I think going halves would be it's not his fault,
but it is his fault, and it's like, can you
make him pay for the whole I don't know, see right, Yeah,
I think so because I was like I don't think.
I don't think it's right that he pays buys a
whole new thing because it was an excellent But at
the same time, you'd still have a club.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I still have a club. Yeah, So why should you
have to pay for it? I shouldn't have to pay anything.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
You're not you're not accounting for the fact that he
works in breakfast either.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You know already on three for three. Make him pay.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
He's on breakfast radio money, so he can definitely afford.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
A yeah, yeah, and then compete to what we get.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'll tell you what the obvious thing to do here
is whoever wins the relay pays for the club. You
can have a side bet.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
But I shouldn't have to pay for the whole club.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You might have to, but you might have to pay
for none of it.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Yeah, but it could be like, if we win, you
pay for the whole club. If you guys win, you
just pay for half pay the other half, right, you know?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
But three four right?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Three?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Let us know you're But.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
There's no there's no double or nothing in it for him.
Then there's only double in something. So why is he
going to.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Take that bet because he's already offered to buy the whole.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Thing out right.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Okay, it's weird because I'm not going to be like, man,
you like, there was a one in a million shot,
you know what I mean. Yeah, But also if he
wasn't there, I'd still have a sweet golf club.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, three four h three.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
By the way, feel free to give your opinion on
this spicy matter.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A Key.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Hey, tell you what I did Fellas yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Go on.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I got some security cameras put on the exterior of
my house there.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, well they put about yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Oh yeah, tell you of course, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I don't want to get anybody around to do that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Mates.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You know, this is the thing about all the work
experience I've had in my life. I don't need trades
and stuff like that, roofing whatever, painting. I just do
it all myself, installing my own kitchen.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
The way I look at it is if they can
do it, I.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Can do it totally.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Mate. What brand cameras were they?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
As?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
You know, as long as I can see someone doing
it one one time, yeah, I go Okay, Okay, that's
that's how you do it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
What was that Keezy Sarry?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
What brand cameras? Were they the ones?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
What do you mean brand?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
What did you go and buy them? And when you
bought them? What did they say on the box?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What brand?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Exterior house cameras?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's all about the brandy were his country road cool stuff?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
The old fade nicely on, nicely iron T shirts and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But anyway came so.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I said that, mate, Jeez, last night was a revelation.
I tell you, no surprise to tell you old Kim
dot Com rummaging around there and the yeah, back in
the bends.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
What's he looking for in there?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't know, mate, to be honest, he's lost a
lot of weight, is he? But he just sort of
rummages around and he just sort of fatasses around the place.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
He doesn't really do anything, steers vacantly.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
People I've been some people love bens. Yeah, there's a
lot of mystery in a bend to there.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeahs bed mate, when I was doing that, when I
was undercover and stuff, that was the first place I
went for when I was, you know, on the case
of someone, I'd go into their bins check it out.
It was Kim what was Yeah, definitely came Oay, I
put it on my Insta. Actually, what my some of
the footage that I got last night really yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
What else?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
What was really disturbing was that I came out at
about two thirty in the morning out in the lawn
there in the.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Front lawn, back one out.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh you on your lawn?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, totally naked? Yeah, just what waltzed out there?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I looked like I was in a bit of a daze,
backed one out and then swem back to bed again.
I have no recollection of going out and taking a
dump on my lawn because I've been saying to my
wife lately, there is so many poos on the lawn
at the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Surely it can't be.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I mean, there must be another bloody dog coming in,
because even though our property is quite secure, bloody.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Poos all over the Yeah, And I think to myself, God,
has that been me?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Well, it sounds like you know, And the thing is,
they're all scattered. Gun, They're not in just one spot.
There's poos all over the place.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That sounds like the work of a human.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, that's a pretty precise about where they lay went down.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Do you do the thing where you tidy it up
like dogs.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Do exactly keys with my back with my hands there,
I just pull up all the grass and I do
that thing with my ass along the grass as well,
you know, just to give it a bit of wipe off.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Drink when you get up in the morning. You're Kevin.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Ken two stains on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
The Whodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Kesy Gezey had a sleepless night last night, Mogie And
the reason for that is, you know, one of the
most successful parts of our show is a section that
we've been doing for two years, three three years, and
it's like an eternity. What's for teen New Zealand with
me Kesy.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
For those that don't know, after six, once or twice
a week we'll put the text line out there and say, hey,
what are you having for dinner? Text three three four
eight three? You tell us We talk about it on air,
you know, Old Shane's having eggs on toast.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, it's really great content. People love it. They loving it, yeah,
based on what like it? Oh, totally, man, it's great.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
So and you guys are pitching that we changed the
name of it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The thing is, the thing about is we've it's been
going for a while, and every now and again you
just need a bit of a refresh when it comes
to radio keys. And you won't know this is a
broadcasting idea, yeah man, And so every now and again
just needs a bit of a breathe, a bit of
fresh life into it, new new life, agreed, But a
few green sprouts the akis, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
It's sort of like how you got you two and
then they added me.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, that's exactly it one percent like that, And so
you know we're going ahead and need another refresh soon.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Hey Pagson, what are you up to? Yeah, bad news
for you, j man.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So what we thought we'd do is why not bring
things into the line because we've also got another segment,
also hugely popular.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
But what's it called.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
What's What's on the What's on.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
The What's on the Telly? With Megi that one, okay,
which is where I.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Talk about what's on the Telly because of what I've
been watching kesy or film just so you know, So
we thought why not rename your segment and rename it
what's on the Dinner with Me kesy, And that means
we've sort of got a couple of segments that are
similarly aligned in terms of their branding, and they sort
of feed each other in terms of the popularity. Because
at the moment we've got disparate, disparate messaging across those segments.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's no carry on.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So the idea is to change it from what do
you call it? What's for tea New Zealand which I
can never remember, to what's on the Dinner with me keys?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And can I just say that happened actually, if you're
a cool mogi organically it was actually from you that
and we heard it and went hello, yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
So here's the original segment. That is what it sounds like.
Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
What's your teas land with me?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Ki?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Makes sense?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Sharp, snappy, sting, There nothing wrong with it. It's been
absolutely hammered for the last three years. Just have a
look to listen to the fresh one.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And so this is what you guys are proposing. We
change it to what's on the dinner? Are you hey?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Text here from Steve, what's on the Dinner with Me?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Ki? That does see the T shirts and the caps
flying out the door, tea towels, aprons.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yes, it doesn't make.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
All of that stuff. Play it again, please.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Just it doesn't make any sense whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Hey, guys text here from Steve what's on the dinner
with me?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Because that's right, it doesn't it doesn't make sense to
not use it. So I guess here we are. We're
in a position where we're at loggerheads and we want
to we want to be able to agree. So why
not have a binding referendum over the text machine? So
three on three four eight three, tell us what you think.
And also we're going to have it up on the Instagram.
(14:22):
We'll have a poll there. You can choose which one
you like, and this will be a binding referendum. That's right,
and the winning one has to get to fifty one
percent agreemute.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
You can also if you'd like to call up and
express your opinions. Oh, eight hundred hodarchy. Also fifty dollars
reburg avouchers are on offer for people that get involved
with the show.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The text come through here. That new one sounds sick, yeah,
thank you, No, that's person just taking the piss.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I'm over.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I have an overwhelming sense of where we're going with this.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
This one just get rid of both of the man keysy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The whole acting Big Show with Jason ik Keasy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Hod Ikey Valentine's Day, of course, got a few texts
that are coming, and keep them coming, by the way
on three four eighty three.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
And remember, of course.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Everyone that does that goes in the drawer for a
fifty dollars night.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
And Day voucher.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Bloody amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Hey, hell of a hell of a Valentine's Day today.
You've always been in a bit of a old school
romantic chase. Yeah, I have what did you get up to?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Do you go? From the moment you wake up?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Do you get up?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, And it's a bit of a sort of I
guess the only concern I have about my sort of
Valentine's Day stuff now is it's getting a bit cliche
because I do it every year. I have the same
I get up, I make my wife breakfast in bed, yes,
with her morning coffee, and then she reads for a
little while and I just give her a foot rub
(15:54):
while she's reading.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
She quite enjoys that.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah, and then she goes and has a shower and
gets change and comes out into the lounge, a lounge
which are sort of bedecked with hundreds and hundreds of
flowers just all over gallans just everywhere in the lounge,
in the kitchen area. And and I leave a little
note on the on the bench. They're just saying a
(16:17):
very simple I love you, the little love heart with
a little C B for jh Arrow going.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Through the what about yourself?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Sort of similar. We actually, you know a lot of
people take their birthdays off each year. We take Valentine's
side because it's that special to us. Very similar to
start to the day st rather than you know, my
wife reading, I read to her lovely, lovely, And what
I read to her is every year, I sort of
throughout the year, I'll work on a poem. Yeah, I've
got to hear if you guys want to sure, definitely,
(16:50):
I raven trust my midnight flame, whose eyes outshine the
starry frame and shadows deep. Your beauty gleams the echo
of my heart, pure dreams, the voice a silver brook,
soft flow. Doth hush my fears, doth calm my woe,
and every glance of boundless sky, a tempest wild, a lullaby.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
If angels dwell in Realm's unseen, they borrow from my
great from thy grace, serene, No Eden, fear nor heaven
bright can rival thee my day.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
My night, lovely.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So take this vow, my heart, my breath, thy name.
I'll sing through life and death and every throb in
every prayer forever Zara find me there.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I love the use of throb there. Yeah, that's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
That must make her a bit teary.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I mean it's appreciated, even though it comes from
the heart.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Sure, man, sure, what did you get up to you there? Kisy?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Honest fells mine got off on the wrong foot, got up,
My wife is up before me, went to the toilet,
came out just with a towel on, and she goes,
did you really have to just go bomb the toilet
just as I was on a rush to go to work.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh yeah, that's hot. So instantly we were in an argument.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
And then I'm oh, happy Valentine's Day to you as well,
which is the worst thing you shouldn't I shouldn't have
said that.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, And then you should have seen that. Yeah, yeah,
it was fine.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I then had some cereal, some wheatbooks bites, and she
came over for a kiss goodbye, and I had milk
and cereal on my lip. She kissed me and then
had it on her lip and she goes, that's disgusting.
I'm never kissing you again.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
And then she's ah, because there were eggs on the table.
She's like, you're not making eggs sandwiches and I was like, yeah,
I am. She's like great, so gonna be farting later on,
and Stuart, you were saying our ear as well.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Then what well?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
No that she left and then she came back in
just as you were ripping ass on the couch.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah yeah, and then once again I just doubled down.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
How long you been married for? Man? Only two years?
Still got it? Yeah, still got it? Man, Still got
that old magic.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Do do Sorry, it wasn't ready for that, so hey guys,
a bit of breaking news here.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Old hoardy Jay's been on the chips again from the
acc and he has just been absolutely hoovering them up.
It's been a shocking display. Earlier on people have heard
them still chewing them during the break and I just
want to formally apologize on behalf of the Big Show
because that's not us.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Man.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Can I just clarify a few things here if I may.
I was chewing some half priced sushi first and foremost,
but a tuna and a ball of rice. The chips
that were spoken of were stolen by one Michael Minogue
who then did his usual customary two fists minogi as
(20:00):
they call them, and has been hurrying through them like
an absolute chair.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
You know what's funny about this is they used to
keep their chips just out in the open and their
office right there with the window in it.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
We could see them started eating them until they moved
them into like another office around the corner. And then
old Houghdy J found them and started eating them, smiffed
them out, and then they put them in the A
C studio but they hid them but they know, but
they just put them in the studio sort of behind
the setawe bit Hardy J found them started eating them.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
They then moved.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Them right the way back around the set into it
like you have to walk to a full loop of
the whole room to get to them. It actually fooled me.
I gave that we thought that the sponsorship had stopped. Yeah,
but they just hidden them and then of course old
houghdy j found them. Keezy, but Mogi is the one
that's been stealing with Caezy.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Be honest with me, be honest here on are okay?
Can you do that for me?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Who told me where the chips were in the act.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
I don't follow you around and document everything that I did.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I told them where they were.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Hey, So what I just say because one day I
was quite hungry, but I just want to steal.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I didn't want to see them coward.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The Holdarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
The hot Ache, Big Show with Toledos, all the good stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
No nasties try it today, fellows. I was doing a
little bit of reading, I tell it suddenly came up
on my Instagram feet that was so close.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's that's not true at all.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
And this thing that it was banging on about led
me to do a little bit of research on the
old interweb there, and what this fellow was saying was
and I didn't know this. I don't know how I
didn't know this, but alcohol is a group one carcinogen,
A carcinogen being something that gives you cancer, right, Group
one being the most cancerous of the group's zyd And
(00:41):
what it was saying was, if you have a bottle
of wine, yes one, it's just a standy sort of
Tuesday evening, just you on your own watching Tally Keezy.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah. Fine.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Is the equivalent of smoking five cigarettes if you're if
you're a man, or smoking ten cigarettes if you're a woman. Well,
I thought that's about sixes. Yeah, I know, we'll tell
the cancer. Yeah, that's that's not the worst thing about
the cancer. The worst thing about the cancer is it
kills millions and minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I know.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
The fact that it's sexes is probably admirable compared to
some of its other personality traits. The main point, it's
a murderer, and you're worried about it being sexes. What
you're right, I think you're getting distract.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Yeah, totally, you are.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Just I admire the sexism. You're right is admirable.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
So back in the day then, when I was drinking
four bottles of wine and smashing two packs of diaries.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yes, so what's that that's responsibly there's sixty daries to night?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Well, I think I don't know. I think if you
if you drink a bottle of wine and that means
it's five cigarettes for us as men.
Speaker 6 (01:42):
Yes, still seems a bit sex is because we should
get ten cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Why do they get all the cigarette Yeah exactly. If
I was ringing a bottle of wine and that's smoking
five cigarettes. If I smoke five cigarettes, I think then
they cancel each other out.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah totally.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Well, he are you sure that's how it works, because yeah,
I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah. Well, that's the thing.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
You don't preface it just by saying I don't know
anything about it. But it seems like you'd be adding
to the total, not taking away from the totel.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
No, I think it does work like that. It's a
weird thing where they cancel each other out.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It is a weird thing. So you know when you
multiply a negative and a negative anything by yeah, racle
is a positive. I think this is one of those instances.
So it becomes a good thing.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
So it's like when I was smoking, say forty darries
a day or at night and having four bottles of wine.
So I'm actually coming out on the positive there because
the forty daries are canceling out the twenty darries from
the wine.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's almost like I'm going to the gym. Yes, you
know what I mean, because it's the.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
So the important thing is to go to bed on
zero or in the positive. Yes, right, and it does it?
Do you just not drink wine if wine is so
bad for you know, I think it's I think it's
specifically wine is the problem. Yeah, crave I'm getting when
I start drinking, I'm going to go back to probably
beers because beers carcinogens.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, it doesn't say anything specifically. See us here, drinking
a bottle of wine is equivalent to smoking five cigarettes
for men ten cigarettes for a woman, no mention of
any other alcohol.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
So all women should not be allowed to drink wine
because it's so bad for them.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Well that's I'll be honest. That sounds a little bit sick. Yeah,
he's terrible. No, it's just really a battle of wine.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
They need to smoke ten darries.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, sure, I don't know where he goes straight to
the six. I'm sorry, fellas, I just I misread the situation.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
Was a touch of racism, and there.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Was the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
This does involve golf, but I promise you it's not
about golf stuff. It's about an ethical dilemma. So played
with Manias Shirt from the Breakfast Show, Hoidy, Jane and
another friend of ours guy, and we're all standing off
to the side of the tea box Mania admittedly a
little bit in front of the tea box, but often
the like you'd have to be pivot ninety degrees to
get anywhere near us. I'm leaning on my driverdyj is
(03:57):
standing a foot away from me, so it's shouldered shoulder
pretty much because he got his hand around you. No,
but he probably could have it on my left shoulder.
If you were on my left side, that's how close
he was when I had tease off. The ball shoots
directly at us at shin height, full pace, full pace,
(04:18):
managed to get towards you.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It's just a freak of nature.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
It just hit the heel of his club shot at us.
There's three of us standing in a line. I'm leaning
on my club. I hear Jase go ah and like,
go for cop. Oh my god, it' hit Jase. I
then looked down and realized it is. The ball has
flown through and hit the shaft of my club, has
hit my shaft and has snapped my club into Wow.
Now that is like Admittedly, the only thing skinnier than
(04:44):
the shaft was probably Hoodie J's legs, but it managed
to hit the second skinniest thing in that line.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, snapping in half.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
It was a freak accident, and I have to His
credit was straight away like, oh, just find that club
on trade me and I'll just buy it for you.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Yeah. But I'm like, but it was like an accident.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
You know. The issue I'm having is does do I
find the exact same club and make him pay full
price for it?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
What I mean, what's your vibe on it?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Can I just do a very brief deviation sidebar here?
Before he played the shot Mogi on my life, I
in my head went, this is going to come straight
at us.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
He was aiming sort of towards.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Us and.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Bang the very next second, it just it was a
freakish moment and then snap, snap.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
His goal fighter.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I thought it had broken your leg or something.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You must think that every time he tease off, though
it just happens at this time. You're right, which is
what makes it memorable.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
That's fair. But no, this was very clear it's going
to come straight at us. I don't know where it came.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
From, Probably because you've got a clear void.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
I think.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Is that the point of this break is that you're
clear void?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, I think in terms of the dina emma, I
mean his it is his fault, as.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
It is, right, but it's fish.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
I think he should get you another one.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
I think going halves would be it's not his fault,
but it is his fault, and it's like, can you
make him pay for the whole I don't know, see right, Yeah,
I think so because I was like I don't think.
I don't think it's right that he pays buys a
whole new thing because it was an excellent But at
the same time, you'd still have a club.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I still have a club. Yeah, So why should you
have to pay for it? I shouldn't have to pay anything.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
You're not you're not accounting for the fact that he
works in breakfast either.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
You know already on three for three. Make him pay.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
He's on breakfast radio money, so he can definitely afford.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
A yeah, yeah, and then compete to what we get.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'll tell you what the obvious thing to do here
is whoever wins the relay pays for the club. You
can have a side bet.
Speaker 6 (06:43):
But I shouldn't have to pay for the whole club.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
You might have to, but you might have to pay
for none of it.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Yeah, but it could be like, if we win, you
pay for the whole club. If you guys win, you
just pay for half pay the other half, right, you know?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:57):
But three four right?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Three?
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Let us know you're But.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
There's no there's no double or nothing in it for him.
Then there's only double in something. So why is he
going to.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Take that bet because he's already offered to buy the whole.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Thing out right.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Okay, it's weird because I'm not going to be like, man,
you like, there was a one in a million shot,
you know what I mean. Yeah, But also if he
wasn't there, I'd still have a sweet golf club.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, three four h three.
Speaker 6 (07:18):
By the way, feel free to give your opinion on
this spicy matter.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod A Key.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Hey, tell you what I did Fellas yesterday.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Go on.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
I got some security cameras put on the exterior of
my house there.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, well they put about yourself.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Oh yeah, tell you of course, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
I don't want to get anybody around to do that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Mates.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
You know, this is the thing about all the work
experience I've had in my life. I don't need trades
and stuff like that, roofing whatever, painting. I just do
it all myself, installing my own kitchen.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
The way I look at it is if they can
do it, I.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Can do it totally.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Mate. What brand cameras were they?
Speaker 4 (07:57):
As?
Speaker 5 (07:58):
You know, as long as I can see someone doing
it one one time, yeah, I go Okay, Okay, that's
that's how you do it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
What was that Keezy Sarry?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
What brand cameras? Were they the ones?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
What do you mean brand?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
What did you go and buy them? And when you
bought them? What did they say on the box?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
What brand?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Exterior house cameras?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
It's all about the brandy were his country road cool stuff?
Speaker 5 (08:27):
The old fade nicely on, nicely iron T shirts and stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But anyway came so.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I said that, mate, Jeez, last night was a revelation.
I tell you, no surprise to tell you old Kim
dot Com rummaging around there and the yeah, back in
the bends.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
What's he looking for in there?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
I don't know, mate, to be honest, he's lost a
lot of weight, is he? But he just sort of
rummages around and he just sort of fatasses around the place.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
He doesn't really do anything, steers vacantly.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
People I've been some people love bens. Yeah, there's a
lot of mystery in a bend to there.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
We don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeahs bed mate, when I was doing that, when I
was undercover and stuff, that was the first place I
went for when I was, you know, on the case
of someone, I'd go into their bins check it out.
It was Kim what was Yeah, definitely came Oay, I
put it on my Insta. Actually, what my some of
the footage that I got last night really yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
What else?
Speaker 5 (09:27):
What was really disturbing was that I came out at
about two thirty in the morning out in the lawn
there in the.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Front lawn, back one out.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh you on your lawn?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yeah, totally naked? Yeah, just what waltzed out there?
Speaker 5 (09:38):
I looked like I was in a bit of a daze,
backed one out and then swem back to bed again.
I have no recollection of going out and taking a
dump on my lawn because I've been saying to my
wife lately, there is so many poos on the lawn
at the moment.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Surely it can't be.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
I mean, there must be another bloody dog coming in,
because even though our property is quite secure, bloody.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Poos all over the Yeah, And I think to myself, God,
has that been me?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Well, it sounds like you know, And the thing is,
they're all scattered. Gun, They're not in just one spot.
There's poos all over the place.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
That sounds like the work of a human.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Yeah, that's a pretty precise about where they lay went down.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Do you do the thing where you tidy it up
like dogs.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Do exactly keys with my back with my hands there,
I just pull up all the grass and I do
that thing with my ass along the grass as well,
you know, just to give it a bit of wipe off.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
Drink when you get up in the morning. You're Kevin.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Ken two stains on the sheets.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
The Whodarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Kesy Gezey had a sleepless night last night, Mogie And
the reason for that is, you know, one of the
most successful parts of our show is a section that
we've been doing for two years, three three years, and
it's like an eternity. What's for teen New Zealand with
me Kesy.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
For those that don't know, after six, once or twice
a week we'll put the text line out there and say, hey,
what are you having for dinner? Text three three four
eight three? You tell us We talk about it on air,
you know, Old Shane's having eggs on toast.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yes, it's really great content. People love it. They loving it, yeah,
based on what like it? Oh, totally, man, it's great.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
So and you guys are pitching that we changed the
name of it.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
The thing is, the thing about is we've it's been
going for a while, and every now and again you
just need a bit of a refresh when it comes
to radio keys. And you won't know this is a
broadcasting idea, yeah man, And so every now and again
just needs a bit of a breathe, a bit of
fresh life into it, new new life, agreed, But a
few green sprouts the akis, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6 (11:47):
It's sort of like how you got you two and
then they added me.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, that's exactly it one percent like that, And so
you know we're going ahead and need another refresh soon.
Speaker 6 (11:57):
Hey Pagson, what are you up to? Yeah, bad news
for you, j man.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So what we thought we'd do is why not bring
things into the line because we've also got another segment,
also hugely popular.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
But what's it called.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
What's What's on the What's on.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
The What's on the Telly? With Megi that one, okay,
which is where I.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Talk about what's on the Telly because of what I've
been watching kesy or film just so you know, So
we thought why not rename your segment and rename it
what's on the Dinner with Me kesy, And that means
we've sort of got a couple of segments that are
similarly aligned in terms of their branding, and they sort
of feed each other in terms of the popularity. Because
at the moment we've got disparate, disparate messaging across those segments.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
It's no carry on.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So the idea is to change it from what do
you call it? What's for tea New Zealand which I
can never remember, to what's on the Dinner with me keys?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And can I just say that happened actually, if you're
a cool mogi organically it was actually from you that
and we heard it and went hello, yeah.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
So here's the original segment. That is what it sounds like.
Oh you hey, guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
What's your teas land with me?
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Ki?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Makes sense?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Sharp, snappy, sting, There nothing wrong with it. It's been
absolutely hammered for the last three years. Just have a
look to listen to the fresh one.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And so this is what you guys are proposing. We
change it to what's on the dinner? Are you hey?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Guys?
Speaker 6 (13:29):
Text here from Steve, what's on the Dinner with Me?
Speaker 2 (13:35):
Ki? That does see the T shirts and the caps
flying out the door, tea towels, aprons.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Yes, it doesn't make.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
All of that stuff. Play it again, please.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Just it doesn't make any sense whatsoever?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Are you?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
Hey, guys text here from Steve what's on the dinner
with me?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Because that's right, it doesn't it doesn't make sense to
not use it. So I guess here we are. We're
in a position where we're at loggerheads and we want
to we want to be able to agree. So why
not have a binding referendum over the text machine? So
three on three four eight three, tell us what you think.
And also we're going to have it up on the Instagram.
(14:22):
We'll have a poll there. You can choose which one
you like, and this will be a binding referendum. That's right,
and the winning one has to get to fifty one
percent agreemute.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
You can also if you'd like to call up and
express your opinions. Oh, eight hundred hodarchy. Also fifty dollars
reburg avouchers are on offer for people that get involved
with the show.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
The text come through here. That new one sounds sick, yeah,
thank you, No, that's person just taking the piss.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
I'm over.
Speaker 5 (14:48):
I have an overwhelming sense of where we're going with this.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
This one just get rid of both of the man keysy.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The whole acting Big Show with Jason ik Keasy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
Hod Ikey Valentine's Day, of course, got a few texts
that are coming, and keep them coming, by the way
on three four eighty three.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
And remember, of course.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Everyone that does that goes in the drawer for a
fifty dollars night.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
And Day voucher.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Bloody amazing.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Hey, hell of a hell of a Valentine's Day today.
You've always been in a bit of a old school
romantic chase. Yeah, I have what did you get up to?
Speaker 3 (15:27):
Do you go? From the moment you wake up?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Do you get up?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah? Yeah, I do.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, And it's a bit of a sort of I
guess the only concern I have about my sort of
Valentine's Day stuff now is it's getting a bit cliche
because I do it every year. I have the same
I get up, I make my wife breakfast in bed, yes,
with her morning coffee, and then she reads for a
little while and I just give her a foot rub
(15:54):
while she's reading.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
She quite enjoys that.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah, and then she goes and has a shower and
gets change and comes out into the lounge, a lounge
which are sort of bedecked with hundreds and hundreds of
flowers just all over gallans just everywhere in the lounge,
in the kitchen area. And and I leave a little
note on the on the bench. They're just saying a
(16:17):
very simple I love you, the little love heart with
a little C B for jh Arrow going.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Through the what about yourself?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Sort of similar. We actually, you know a lot of
people take their birthdays off each year. We take Valentine's
side because it's that special to us. Very similar to
start to the day st rather than you know, my
wife reading, I read to her lovely, lovely, And what
I read to her is every year, I sort of
throughout the year, I'll work on a poem. Yeah, I've
got to hear if you guys want to sure, definitely,
(16:50):
I raven trust my midnight flame, whose eyes outshine the
starry frame and shadows deep. Your beauty gleams the echo
of my heart, pure dreams, the voice a silver brook,
soft flow. Doth hush my fears, doth calm my woe,
and every glance of boundless sky, a tempest wild, a lullaby.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
If angels dwell in Realm's unseen, they borrow from my
great from thy grace, serene, No Eden, fear nor heaven
bright can rival thee my day.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
My night, lovely.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
So take this vow, my heart, my breath, thy name.
I'll sing through life and death and every throb in
every prayer forever Zara find me there.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I love the use of throb there. Yeah, that's beautiful.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
That must make her a bit teary.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yeah, I mean it's appreciated, even though it comes from
the heart.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Sure, man, sure, what did you get up to you there? Kisy?
Speaker 6 (17:52):
Honest fells mine got off on the wrong foot, got up,
My wife is up before me, went to the toilet,
came out just with a towel on, and she goes,
did you really have to just go bomb the toilet
just as I was on a rush to go to work.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Oh yeah, that's hot. So instantly we were in an argument.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
And then I'm oh, happy Valentine's Day to you as well,
which is the worst thing you shouldn't I shouldn't have
said that.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, And then you should have seen that. Yeah, yeah,
it was fine.
Speaker 6 (18:20):
I then had some cereal, some wheatbooks bites, and she
came over for a kiss goodbye, and I had milk
and cereal on my lip. She kissed me and then
had it on her lip and she goes, that's disgusting.
I'm never kissing you again.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (18:31):
And then she's ah, because there were eggs on the table.
She's like, you're not making eggs sandwiches and I was like, yeah,
I am. She's like great, so gonna be farting later on,
and Stuart, you were saying our ear as well.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Then what well?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
No that she left and then she came back in
just as you were ripping ass on the couch.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Yeah yeah, and then once again I just doubled down.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
How long you been married for? Man? Only two years?
Still got it? Yeah, still got it? Man, Still got
that old magic.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Speaker 6 (19:08):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
Do do Sorry, it wasn't ready for that, so hey guys,
a bit of breaking news here.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Old hoardy Jay's been on the chips again from the
acc and he has just been absolutely hoovering them up.
It's been a shocking display. Earlier on people have heard
them still chewing them during the break and I just
want to formally apologize on behalf of the Big Show
because that's not us.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Man.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
Can I just clarify a few things here if I may.
I was chewing some half priced sushi first and foremost,
but a tuna and a ball of rice. The chips
that were spoken of were stolen by one Michael Minogue
who then did his usual customary two fists minogi as
(20:00):
they call them, and has been hurrying through them like
an absolute chair.
Speaker 6 (20:05):
You know what's funny about this is they used to
keep their chips just out in the open and their
office right there with the window in it.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (20:12):
We could see them started eating them until they moved
them into like another office around the corner. And then
old Houghdy J found them and started eating them, smiffed
them out, and then they put them in the A
C studio but they hid them but they know, but
they just put them in the studio sort of behind
the setawe bit Hardy J found them started eating them.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
They then moved.
Speaker 6 (20:32):
Them right the way back around the set into it
like you have to walk to a full loop of
the whole room to get to them. It actually fooled me.
I gave that we thought that the sponsorship had stopped. Yeah,
but they just hidden them and then of course old
houghdy j found them. Keezy, but Mogi is the one
that's been stealing with Caezy.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Be honest with me, be honest here on are okay?
Can you do that for me?
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Who told me where the chips were in the act.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
I don't follow you around and document everything that I did.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
I told them where they were.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Hey, So what I just say because one day I
was quite hungry, but I just want to steal.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I didn't want to see them coward.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
The Holdarky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
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