BEST OF '25: Our 2025 Resolutions

On today's best moments of 2025, we relive our insane Brissy trip, act out some improv, and name Hoytey J as our next pope.

We'll be back on the 16th of January, 2026!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The whole Acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Actually, I was just delighted to hear because it was
a radio and podcast awards last night. Moggie and of
course Old Kesey had a big one and Paks.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Made all of himself. I haven't seen eros. He's having
a day, Old park Son, he is.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
He is the man.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
We all agree that he is having a day to day.
And not only is he having a shaker, he couldn't
care less about it. I've never seen anything like it.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's very high standards, but they are nowhere to be
seen today.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
But Kezy was telling us when he got home, and
I think it was about two thirty three this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Was it.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
That has he really pissed his wife off, Mogie because
he was sitting on his couch naked, eating cheese balls.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
See, when you tell stories, man, you exaggerate. So and
I told you that in confidence. I was on the
couch eating a bowl of cheese balls and my shirt off.
You told it confidently so that I would very confident
in the telling of it, so that I wouldn't get
cheeseball dust on my white dress, Sir, you got them
on your bullas insteads I had pants on. My wife
came out and basically said, when you're coming to bed. No,
she said you're coming to bed. Yes, she said, you're

(01:13):
coming to bed and bring them cheeseballs.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
With the Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurdarchy, we had a.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Fascinating chat on the Big Show Outro today, which is
a bonus podcast that we do.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
It's like a warm up to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And I was triggered by something that we were talking
about and I'd like to bring it back because it
was a big part of my upbringing and I know,
Mogi for you too, it was a big part of
your upbringing in Kezy not so much, interestingly, Yeah, not
so much. It wasn't something that you you and all
your mates indulged in. No, I didn't indulge in it.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
I sort of had like a hybrid version of it,
toned back version of it that was very rarely brought out.
I still didn't have a lot to do with that either.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, the idea that I'd like to put out there
to our listeners, and I hope you guys, back me
up on this is to bring back the brown eye.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Right, and so just for those listening who have no
idea what a brown eye is, what is it.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
It's when someone drops their tweeds and clasps both buttocks
in their hands and shows the world their interior.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
So it sort of bends over at the waist, reaches
back by top pools east and west, opens the curtains there.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
The curtains and you know you want this to come back.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Well, I it was just such a part of my upbringing,
you know what I mean at school, I mean, and
we did it so often. It was just there was
nothing gross about it. It was just a fun thing.
It was sort of like a hello mates. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah totally because it's like a key we tradition very much,
Si and Chips Pavlova brown eye.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Totally because when I was growing up, it was the
sort of thing you did to poke fun at someone, like, oh,
let's go past. And when I was growing up, it
was a moon. You make them look at my moon.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, it's the sort of thing that sticks with them, man.
I mean moon. So moon is where you do the
same thing but you don't necessarily open the curtains. You
keep keep the curtains closed. You just show them the
botox is the star of the show. Yes, that's right,
and it's quite often like to enhance the moon, you
might push it up against the glass of the prest
damn pream. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Back in our day, like the brown eye, because you
sort of think it's pretty gross, but it was actually
a term of affection.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Right, so you wouldn't do it a someone to sort
of tease them all like yeah, it was like get
a mate, yeah, brown eye, Yes exactly. I mean some
of them were travesties.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Some of them, I mean could be people who weren't
taking themselves taking care of themselves back there regularly now,
but they went to know that because it's it's sort
of like if you're boarding, you don't sort of know
it until you see a photograph, yes, or someone points
it out to you, take your side and has a
whisper to you mate, No good.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, right, So how do you propose that the audience
brings back the brown eye? Do you want it? For example,
where if you see one of us in public, well
maybe just start with you guys, do a brown eye?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (04:18):
No, First of all, you've got to get the vernacular right.
Your pull a brown eye. You don't do a brown eye.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Brown eye. I don't want anyone doing a brown eye
on me. Keasy, right, So you want someone pulling a
brown eye on you? Pull a brown eye? Ax, yes,
and pull a brown eye at you? Yeah? Yeah, you go,
because I thought it was do a brown eye on you. No, no,
pull a brown eye.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
And that's a good thing about this is I think
it's going to catch on really fast because it's simply
something that's been forgotten, lost to the anmals of time.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Correct.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
I don't know if it was PC gone mad, but
something that's just fallen by the wayside somehow. Do you
think if we bring it back, then you know, everything
will follow. There'll be television shows, will be merchandised a lot,
and it's just.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Going to take one person to pull back the curtains, yes,
and then everyone will be into it again.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Do you think it is PC gone mad? Or is
it just people don't want to see your bum hoole Oh?

Speaker 4 (05:09):
I mean there's absolutely there's a case of that. I
mean a lot of people don't like looking at other
people's bung holes. That's just how it is, but some
people do and sometimes what you're going to have is
a bit of friendly fire. I guess yes, But what
do you do? Do you protect the few and deprive
the majority? Keysy right, yeah? Sometimes me thinks not yeah,

(05:31):
yeah right. So how are we going to start this?
I think probably paula brown Eye out there somewhere and
just take a pht of it and send it to
Kesy Chris Key no Beause on Instagram.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's a waste type Paul brown Eye video it and
then send it to mister Mike Minogua on Instagram and
just tag them in it.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I think if we send it to a Hodaggy Big Show,
Yeah yeah, send it to how Hodaki Big Show and
Pucks can go through them.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
And sort them out and you can just thought about
and Jason peckerwinner the hold.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Accue Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Holdup.

Speaker 6 (06:09):
It was.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
One thing I've noticed is we've spent the first hour
of the show gutsaking about being hungover from Magic Round responsibly.
And by the way, when Mogi's hungover, he makes lots
of random noises. We haven't actually talked about what you
did at Magic Round.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Yes, what you did, like, come on, you're an animal man.
We'll start worth going to the airport, should we start them?
We went to the airport and that was a really
great start, and we found a little bar that he
got through really quickly for it. Course, you and I
j straight away got pulled aside because what do we do.
We both had cigarette lighters. I got pulled over for
having a cigarette and you know, a twenty minute wait

(06:43):
once they you know, divert your bag. So she pulled
me up. Finally we set there for twenty minutes waiting
for that. Then had the chat and she said, oh,
the problem is you've got a cigarette lighter in your
jacket pocket, right, and it's sitting inside a tray with
my shoes and my belt. And I said, so I
would have been fine if I took it out of
my jacket pocket and just put it in the tray. Yes, fine,

(07:06):
she said, yes, I said, but not in my jacket
pocket and in the tray. She said, that's right. I said,
what course, it makes no sense at all, but great
start to the weekend.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Cheers. Then we went and had a few beers, didn't
we feels well, what happened was we parked up at
a bar. We took turns buying jugs responsibly, and it
was I bought some chips for the fowlers, I better
go buy a jug. And I was like, mog, you
can we have time for one more jug? And You're like, yeah, man, absolutely,
And I was walking alongside you. As I was going
out to go to the toilet, you stopped and bought
the jug. I kept on walking. I thought, you know,

(07:33):
it was probably time I check and see what time
that's got damn planes to party and I have a
look look at our flight number. It says boarding now sow.
I'd better go and tell Kezy about that. I'll just
go for my wares first. And by the time I
got back, old Kezy is turning up with a jug.
It's like, Kezy, we bought him, man. So that one
of the videos on the Instagram, on our one, what
you can see is me showing up with a full
jug and everybody, oh, we're bought in Keysy. It's like,

(07:54):
what any for the joke? Sixty bucks sixty back, what's
that about?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
But you know we doubt with it.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Oh no, we handled it. The flight we haven't even
left New Zealand yet this year.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, that's what I was trying to sort of move
through it. Here about the flight, and I don't know
whether this is true or not, was one of those
flights where you know, you're sort of watching a movie
and you see how much time to go, and it's like, yeah,
three twenty seven till you arrive at your destination three
hours twenty seven minutes, and you go, I can, and
then time passes and stuff, and then you go back
and check the time again and it's like three twenty

(08:28):
four and it's like, hang on, I'm sure it's been
longer than I felt like they kept putting the time
back all the time, but that might have been my imagination.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah, I don't think they know how to put the
time back, so I'm guessing it was your imagination.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
But I do take on board that it was a
bloody slow fly.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, very slow. There was a wounder, and of course
one of the promises I made was that I was
going to be in bed before midnight. Now we got
over there, we went to the hotel, we got to
the game, which from memory, I can't remember. It was
Roosters Dolphins Dolph Dolphins here. So we got there and
I was watching that we the Winner's lovely guys. We
saw Pantsman and Joel Harrison there, great heaving a chat
with them.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
That was all good, but it was one of.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
The most turja games of rugby league I've ever seen.
I stay for twenty minutes and I was trying to
get through an Australian beer and it was nearly I
was on the verge of throwing up. And keep in
mind I wasn't drunk at all, but this beer was
so disgusting and I was chewing my way through. I
said I can't do it. So I did an and
Irish goodbye, and I just bailed on the way. I
got recognized by an Australian policeman, which was a nice touch.

(09:26):
He got a selfie. Then I got outside, tried to
stop myself from throwing up all the way to the U,
but got back to the hotel. I thought I'd go
outside for one dart and then I'm going to bed.
That was at ten thirty. The elevated doors open. Who
should come in but pugsn and Hoydy j. Next thing
I know, at three thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Meanwhile, me and and I did at the Old Fashion.
We were out for most of the night. We got
into the hotel at two thirty, which was four thirty
New Zealand time. Really yeah, and we're like, man, I
think we've done this well. Two thirty is pretty good. Yeah,
and we won't be too will be worse than Mike
and Jason, Pugs and that, but we won't be too bad. Yeah,
Only to find out that you guys went longer and
harder than we did. And then Saturday was an absolute struggle.

(10:06):
Met up at lunchtime with the boys trip group. There's
about one hundred Wars fans and this one wet breakfast
first keep we had breakfast breakfast noocky, but I feel
like we need to skip through though.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Met up spent the entire afternoon with their first few
hours there, then went to Caston Street for about four
or five hours. Houghty J was hating his life. Finally
got to the Wars game started Ripper last half an
hour was extremely tough to watch, and then we stayed
out until after midnight at Me and and I, you
guys yeagged it and.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
By about ten thirty, I think in yeah, I mean
it was the hell of a weekend. And can I
just say to all of the all the people we met,
all of the fans of the big show that came
up and had a and your backbones won and all unbelievable.
There was a huge amount of people that are in
behind the show over there, and one was a good bastard. Yeah,
it's always good to see as. Don't be sure I
always come up and have a chat, just not to Jason.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
You're just not preferably not me.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
But that's all. Gee. There you go a bit of
a recap of how the weekn wink.

Speaker 4 (11:01):
And can I just say if you're thinking about going,
if you're contemplating, if you hear these stories ago, it's
probably never like that.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
It is always like that.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
It is an unbelievable event. Book for next year. Now
it is out The Gate Boys' Trip, look after You.
It is an it's a once in a lifetime If
you can only do it once, do it once. But
it's not going to completely break the bank if you
start saving there.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Also, if you can't afford to go to every single game,
blah blah blah, just book that. Whatever day the wars
are playing, by a ticket for that's been the other
two days at Catston Street getting amongst chuck your jersey
on Bloody Ripper.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
The hurt Key Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
hod Ike'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
When it comes.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
I love being in my car going on a journey
with the old Jimmy turned up.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Full vole Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
And we had this fascinating conversation actually before the show,
because old pug Soun is going on a road trip tomorrow,
I believe to Wellington there, pug Son.

Speaker 6 (11:50):
I am, I am, I am taking a day of leave,
Big Dilly. You'll be filling in in studio, be there.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Pretty half assed if you ask me.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I you've only been back a week and now I'm
going to fall us at all. Right, but you have
been given the responsibility of choosing the music for the
road trip, and you've taken it very, very seriously.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
I was.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Now I'm tacking onto somebody else's road trip down to
Wellington where I'm from.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Whose road trip is it?

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Anonymous? And anonymous as best friend?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, your partner meeting the appearance. I mean, seriously, you
know ship's going well when you when she's like, come
and meet the folks.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Yeah, well we sort of came back after that heror
of a fight that we had late last year. I
managed to work it out. There's a little bit of
resent member, that's okay, we'll forging me in tears.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
But anyway, anywhere road trip.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
So they proposed to me, Chris, Yeah, yeah, anyway, if
I can just tell my story, particular the story tell
you guys. I was presented with a channel to provide
three songs that I think were the best possible choices
for this road trip that we're taking. And as I

(13:07):
play them in the car, or before I play them
in the car, I will have to explain why I
chose them in a sort of verbal essay format.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Can I just say before we do this? So he's
got the three songs here, Yeah, that's something I'd probably
quite enjoy doing. Yeah, I've had a ball with it
because I literally spent all of last night until about
midnight researching the songs that I have elected for this challenge.
And you've got an audience of too, right, So it's
not like it's going out to everyone. It's just two
people and you get to sit them down and say, look,
the reason I've chosen this listen out for this and

(13:35):
you know, blah blah blah blah, and then you get
to play them. So you've got three here.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
It sounds pretty anal to me. Actually, are you guys
getting into it and stuff? It's like, these are the
tunes plan just enjoy. You don't like it, there's the
door and then.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
You even play some downbut stuff. So we've got the
three tunes here, pugs. Yeah, we'll start with this one here,
which just so happens to be my goat, my greatest
of all.

Speaker 6 (14:00):
One of mine as well.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, it's wow, people know what it is? Yeah, yeah,
just for one day? David Bowie Heroes. Yeah, so just
a little timer why that song.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
Literally have spent hours running about this and now that
I'm on here, okay, look, it's it's about the It's
about being us for one day as the biggest part
of that. That song has a lot of themes of
adversity and oppression but still being together in the moment
despite it all.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
That's good man.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
You want to think, despite all the troubles that we
that we feel in our lives, while we're.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
In that car, man, there's nothing else but us, you
know what I'm saying what do you how do you
feel about that?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Jose Yeah, Jays, I just think you're overthinking it a bit, man,
and they just just relax.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Can I just say this song that you chose here, yeah,
really weird ironic, well not ironic, but a weird coincidence
that as I pulled into my car park today, I
was listening to this very song. Oh yeah, Tears for Fears.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
Beautiful song to drive to.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Do you like that?

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
You love it?

Speaker 6 (15:00):
Jess, yummy boys, it's Tears for Fears, very yummy boys.
Now that one was less of a deep sort of
analytical meaning, but more about how it actually just sounds.
You know, the time signatures in twelve eight and it
just has this perpetual motion. This was like you're on
the road, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
See that's music. That's music appreciation right there, Jason, I'm
learning a lot. I'm learning.

Speaker 6 (15:21):
I don't know what the hell of time signature is,
but it sounded smart when I said it.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
You're not gonna sort of be chatting about this sort
of stuff while it's playing, are you.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
I mean, I think it's more of an introduction.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, Hey, before we played this song, it's a bit
of a twelve ath thoos here and it's.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
A beautiful day in the sales. You could pause it
as well, and this Nicks, but you're about to hear
all right. So your third choice is the one that
I don't fully agree with, although it is a banger.

Speaker 7 (15:42):
Yeah go, that's what I'm talking about. That one's largely
for the sing along factor.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Plus you've got two females in the car. My wife
loves Alanis Morrisset absolutely audience man, that's right. What does
New Zealand make of Pugsan's three road trip tunes?

Speaker 6 (16:05):
I can imagine I'm gonna get absolutely blitzed.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
But also what a what a New Zealand's road.

Speaker 6 (16:11):
You know, That's what I want to know. I'm also
open to other suggestions.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Three four eight three text it through. Get yourself in
the drawer for a fifty a night and day voucher?
What about this for a road trip? Ozzie Osborne a
bit of Ossie, Yeah man, I like you know that.
The instruments. I just hate it when he starts singing.
It's great analysis from you Jazz.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
The Whold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
At four on Radio hod I King.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Something outrageous happened to me last night, Fellas, and I
want to talk to you about it.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, I was sitting on the couch and my wife.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Was sitting on the seat next to me, you know,
a little way away from me, and I may or
may not have had just a quiet little puff on
the old vape there inside on the couch, inside, on
the couch, and then I turned my head away from
where she was and blew clouds of smoke into the

(17:08):
far distance of very far away from my wife, I
might add, And she went, and I went, what it's vapor,
for God's sake. And then and then she said to me,
and this is not by any means medically proven or not,

(17:31):
but she does work in a medical center. She said,
you know a lot of doctors now are saying that
if you were addicted to vaping, you're better off going
back to cigarette, to cigarettes. And I was like, why
did you tell me that?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Because you're vaping on the couch inside. Yeah, pretty much,
I think you.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Now, I want to reiterate again, this is not verified
medical information.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Well, I can tell you that you were talking to
us about this in the chat, and I immediate looked
at that because it's been my vibe when I used
to vape, it felt so much more unhealthy. And I
don't know if it was because I was doing.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
It twenty four to seven. Yeah, that's the thing, You're.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Gonna do it absolutely anywhere, or what the story was,
but that was how I felt. So I looked it
up and I could find absolutely nothing to back up
what she was saying. However, my own personal experience, it's
a case. That's why I've personally gone back to the
dats or I could another option, keasy as sure, I could.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Give up completely. Hey me, I didn't say anything. Man,
you just do what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
But I think what your wife's doing there is if
you get back on the dart, then she gets more
time inside the house without you because you're always outside
smoking cigarettes. So essentially you move out. She only sees
you for certain meals, bed time.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, that's accurate, but I and she is not.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Can I just reiterate the sort of person to just
try out things willy nilly like that? And I was
actually genuinely taken aback by her reaction to me having
a quick, quiet, little vape in the corner there, blowing a.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Fast in the lounge. It was just because it's an addict.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
And this is the thing about vaping, and this is
one hundred percent right, is because it's so easy that
people just need to just sit there sucking on the
bust all day. Yeah, you know, is there a post
with a ciggi? You go outside when you're having a
coffee and I'll have a ciggie.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Because there's some involved, you have to do some stuff, correct, Yeah, okay,
So here's some questions. Have you ever vaped in bed? Yes?

Speaker 4 (19:31):
But similarly when it was more socially acceptable. Have you
ever smoked cigarettes in bed?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, there's something kind of hard about something there is. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Can I just say both options are terrible? Continue with
your questions please?

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Have you ever vaped whilst on the toilet?

Speaker 6 (19:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Come on, man, really?

Speaker 5 (19:49):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, no, I haven't never vaped. I don't know what
the hell's true? Now, Yeah, no, I've never vaped on
the toilet. Right. Have you ever vaped in the shower?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Okay, but I do.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Faith continuously in the house. I'll just slink off down
the corridor and suck hard and then blow it down
there and then come back and all go into the
sun room and.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
Yeah, so what are you gonna do? Oh no, man,
it's got you they isn't it. It's got me now.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I told you. Now, I'm thinking of bloody Moogi and
Fiji having a few dats.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I'm like, I'm doomed. Man. No, just have some whelpower, Jason.
I believe in you. Man, You've got some. Yeah. I'll
tell you what. I won't fape or smoke. If you
have no busies, you might want to buy a couple
of cardons. Mate, That is a terrible bit. Jays. Absolutely
not the.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Hd Ikey Big Show week days from four on Radio hodike.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
It sounds free lions camera. Actually, no, it's time for
the Big Show. B Yeah, it's a hell of a
segment this one.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
This is where we attempt to give Kezy a bit
of acting experience since you can't land a job. I
had the odd audition having your mate turned a few
down because you didn't like the sexual content. But yeah,
we sort of run an improvisational scene that's been born
out of some of the content on today's show. Today
we're going to go with a change in the tire scenario.

(21:23):
In this particular scenario, here, Keezy, you've got a flatty. Okay,
so I've pulled over. You've pulled over on the side
of the road safely. Okay, you're sort of in the
middle of nowhere a little bit right, Okay. They call
them the wops.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
And then old Hoidy j are one of the local farmers.
He turns up in his high lux ute. He's got
a couple of bark and bastard dogs on the back there.
They might be quiet, though you might not be able
to hear them anyway. He's going to give you a hand.
All right, you're ready, Jason, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Man? And action does that sound like a highway? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Okay, my gosh, what.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Good good goog.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Shop?

Speaker 6 (22:09):
What the hell is that ship?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Shaplady? Shot that? Get I sir?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
You're right? You get a man here?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
You going? You? I couldn't trouble You're not good to
be honest, man, I've just got a flattery, but it's
all good. I know how to change it. So all
good here man. You from the city, No, I am
from the city here, but I know how to change
your tire, so it's all good. Man.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Yeah, well wait you go mate, if you need a handle,
I'm happy to chip.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
In there you need no, it's all good man, you
just keep on going. I'm haavy to chip in there.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
You need jack, you.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Make sure that shot shaploody maj manbo okay, all right, Well,
if you're gonna insist on just sort of being there, right,
I gonna get the old tire out here it is
and the old wheel. Well, you're just easy on there.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
Make you don't want to get a bit of dude
on your beautiful white t shirt.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
There.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's sparking your wife, dat creases and it.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Not this morning. You get up, get out the way, brother,
h put the jack under the cilding and just gonna
wind it up. You're making sure you're putting it on
the right. You're gonna do it in the read. But

(23:26):
what's your name? Man?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Real?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
You're right?

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Make you making some weird noise?

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Street hid man? What's your another? Hey? Mal? How you going?
Do you know this guy by the way is down?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Hell mel cousins, get out of there. On Jeffrey, yeah, Jeffrey, Yeah,
my just trying to get the old tie change. Yeah,
the trick is mate.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
You want to get down there, get close to those nuts,
all right, you get down there on all fools, right, brother, yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
You just.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
You. I'm fine, thank you and thanks man.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
When you're there's a word of advice, mate, she said,
dangerous bloody road, isn't she is?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Out these ways? It's pretty quiet and I had to
think about this road. Dell. Yeah, mate, you can scream
and knowing. So when you're doing your.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
When you're doing there on all fours, ye, make sure
you keep looking out of your shoulder there to make
sure there's no traffick counting or anything.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
You haven't you got cows surround up or anything. Dell. Yeah,
I know we did that this morning.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
We're not like you said, he flag. We're up accounting.
Oh yeah, a forensic accounting Fords.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
So that's really interesting. Sorry, I was just taking the
tire off.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
Now.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I've been loosening the nuts that whole time and now
they're off. Wait, you're telling me, so you're doing it
just in case someone else it was listening. It was
curious where I was at. Sure, yeah, good. You get
a bit of a sweater, mate, take your shirt off.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Take your shirt off, you mate off.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
If I was me God, you know what that sound
you guys sound like? Have you ever seen it called
tool chat? We yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:09):
One, then you took us right out of the Yeah,
I refer into a stale radio segment tool chat.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Sorry, yeah, I just started slipping into those characters.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
I was just but I.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Found that actually quite like I felt like I was there. Yeah.
And the introduction of Dell and Mel that threw me
through a loop, But it was like I felt like
I was able to sort of roll with the punches.
You know, you did? You did the whole archy.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
You're just joining us. By the way, Mogi was late
on the show today because he was getting various scans
for his broken ribs and bleeding liather potential wow, potentially,
but definitely from what I've heard, it sounds like he's dying.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
It's only a matter of time.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
And a lot of people have texted in on three
four eight three giving you their support Mogi and wishing
you all the best mates.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
I certainly have Mogi. Listen to this, man ri p
Mogi cheers. Do you know what that means? Rest in peace? Oh?
Is that what it is? So that's nice. That's nice,
thanks mate, that is nice. Who's in the will? Mogi? Mmmm?
Actually the wife's been banging on at me about that.
I got to do that, Megie. Well, I'm assuming it
just goes to her, That's what I mean saying. Where

(26:25):
else is it going to go? Who else gets all
this death?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Well let me just tell you this, fellows don't do
too badly out of what he Jay's will really Yeah, yeah, man,
Mogi has I'm giving you my dillies.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Thanks, man MOGGI has a stubbed toe softy well, yeah,
I think very painful. Yeah, I was part of it.
Didn't you lift the nail up a little bit on
your time? Just that that red little bit there showed me. Yeah,
definitely dying. Where can I send my CV? Oh? Your
curriculum vito?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
That is what that is?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, ah right, curriculum vita. They're actually they're asking for
a reference from you now before you go as well.
A reference, yeah, because I think you used to have
worked with them. Got a name on three four? No?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
No name?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Yeah, that sounds about it right.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Can I just say though, that one of the fatal
moves you made at the early hours of the morning
when you were suffering, your pain was going on the
interweb and searching for stuff.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
Who doesn't do that? And before I knew and I
knew what I was going to get back, it's always.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
You're going to die. Yeah, yeah, what about this one?
Rip Mogie? Can I grab your wife's number? Sorry? What?
That's good stuff? You know, that's sympathy right there. That's
good for the listeners. I want you to know, Magie,
my body's still warm.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I want I want you to know that. Keysy and
I will look after you know, everyone in your in
your group there will take over the best oh family,
I'll bring your agency into my because there's a few
changes I want to make there anyway, so that'll be
quite good.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
You got a bit of dead wood, Yeah, cut a
bit of dead wood.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm going to change the podcast set up to it's
going to be top calling.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
I'm actually stugging some jobs now. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
The whole actually big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Hold Itic. We've got breaking news. This is breaking news.
Fellas year fourteen rowers having banned from Marty Regatta. You
know the Mardy Cup, famous rowing regatta here for high
schoolers in New Zealand. Yes, high school famously finishes at

(28:43):
year thirteen.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yeah, I was going to say, because even to this day, Mogi,
I get confused with the numbers when my daughters.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
When my daughters were at school, it was like what
year is she? And I'm like, I no, Standard three.
You know what I mean, She's dead.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
So a small number of school rus were allowing students
to return to row in the national championships after completing
their final year off high school, basically coming back being
year fourteen, another year older, one year extra experience, rowing
stronger in order to win championships.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Can you tell me why we're calling them year fourteen
if there is no year fourteen? Aren't they just former
students or another word adult?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
They are adults. They are former students. And maybe it's
like you can come back and do you rainish? Do
you race other year fourteeners? So it's only certain schools
were racing year thirteen and below kids, and then certain
schools were like weaving in year fourteen. I don't know
how they justified it. I don't know why they were

(29:43):
like hey, if they were like, hey, you should fail
into the A level three then back.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
We had guys that would do that with rugby when
I was growing up at high school. So they'd fail
seventh form or one of the years and they'd just
come back and essentially just come back to play rugby.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
And the teachers were like, with the boys and with
the teachers, you should definitely keep doing that so we
get wins or yeah.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
It was well everybody knew what was going on. Yeah right, yeah,
and this is what was by no means an elite
school for rugby. But it's just rather than going the
doll you come back to school and play rugby.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Yeah right, yeah. And the thing is there's a massive
difference between say an eighteen year old and a seventeen
year old or a nineteen year old and eighteen. You know,
that's right, it's a huge difference, Fellas.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Do you think so, Jason, Well, I was just trying
to think of the difference between me at seventeen and
then nineteen. I wouldn't say vastly different, mind you. The
only I mean, the major difference between me then at
seventeen and nineteen was I was unleashed on the booze
and the cities because I wasn't at.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
School, so you had actually been a detriment to your rowing.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Still, yeah, I was going to say, so it may
actually be keasy that these people are hitting the hamm
are really hard coming back and being detrimental to their team.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
No, what happened was because a few years back, I
think several high profile school actually got championships taken away
from them. Wow, because they had won using several of
these year fourteen students. So they weren't like you, haid j.
They went on the boos and the darts and stuff.
They were in prime physical condition, right, Okay, So it
is quite a contrast trick I like it, trick yea,
and banning it. Banned it, and what's the problem with it?

(31:18):
What's the problem with it? We'll know you. The problem
is you've got adults going up against one to hang on.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Yell woke, and then we have to get And I
bet it was the teams that were losing, the losers
they had a problem with.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
It because they were losing to a full grown adult.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yeah sucky bubbers, Yeah, yum cheez. Come.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
I mean, seriously, this is what's problem with New Zealand.
This is why we've got record numbers of people leaving
this country totally is because they're banning year fourteen students
from rowing in the Mardy cap.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah, it gets deep inside the goat that whole thing.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Wait, so you're for it or against it?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Totally for it?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Man, hadn't that it makes for a better spectator sport
if you've got far to rowers.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
But it's just kids throwing, man, You sit down, adults,
what know?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
The ones chat the whole actual Big show with Jason,
Mike and Keysy tune in weekdays at four on Radio
Hold AKA.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
There was a lot of chitter chat today on on
our WhatsApp chat about not coming in today? How are
we feeling about the fact that.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
We're here now? Look, I always wanted to be here.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
I find that the best part about having a huge
weekend is the inevitability of going to work on Monday.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
How good? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:32):
I mean some out there which you know you go away,
you have a huge three days, you fly the flag
for your radio show for Radio Hodaki. You know some
people give you the day off of that since you've
actually been slogging it for seventy two hours straight. And
we were slogging with no with no relient. You're just
as non stop. So you think you do earn a

(32:54):
couple of hours off, maybe a Monday off. But I said,
look at that.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
That's the thing magging. I'm not asking for the day off.
I'm asking for three hours exactly, specifically four or seven please, yeah, yeah.
And so basically what I want to know on three
four eight three every text in the jaw for a
reburg about you, and also oh one hundred hodaki if
you want to chat to us about it? Would the
world end if there was no big show today? Like,
for example, if we went to the next song break

(33:19):
and then it just played nothing but songs for the
next few hours and we went there, would that really
change anything?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
That's a really good question.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I think it's just increased a desire for the big show.
So absence makes the heart grow phonic. So imagine how
many people will be listening tomorrow if we didn't come
on here today. Well, with that kind of theory, after
the rest of the week, imagine how big the numbers
would be next Well.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
I was going to say, on that theory, we take
the rest of the week off, then come back strong
on the Monday.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
And when you think about it, Jase, that's only fifteen
hours we're having it all exactly.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
You know, it's not essentially two days off, that's exactly
maybe for you, keasy, but I do five hours prep
every day, remember, so you know it's a.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Bit more for me. Yeah, right, So there you go.
Then you can stand down on your prep.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
My kind of theory is actually get back on the
horse straight away. You know, she's been a big weekend.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
Go and do some great radio and do some hard
graph right, Jess, you come back and here you've got
to sweat it out, don't you totally?

Speaker 3 (34:12):
Man? But you know, you put your shoulder to the.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Old whatever the hell they say, and then you sweet
like a bastard because you could just put in so
much effort into running your yep.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Well what about this fells on three four three? They're
already coming through the sort of just backing me up
on this, really, heye, Jack here, the radio will be
way better if you knobs weren't on it. That's true.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
I mean, this is what I've been trying to tell
the bossles here for years. But you know, actually I
find that quite hurtful. Oh yeah, today I find everything here?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah sure, okay, yeah, well know, because what the I mean,
it might if you And that's the problem with text, right,
you read them and you don't know the context that.
But the way you're saying it is, mate, it would
be way better tomorrow if you guys weren't on it today.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
But this one here says my world would end if
there was no big show today. The way I hear
that that is, oh yeah, my world would end if
there was no big show exa.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I feel like he hates us even more than the
other guy was saying we were not.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
He hates us more than I hate myself. I don't
know about that. I don't know if that's possible. But
three four eight three, would you guys care if we
just sort of didn't come back after the next few
songs and which is just just songs for the next.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Three So you guys just give us a couple of
years off. You guys could have a couple of years off,
you know, yeah, exactly, how about that?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
The whole archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in four radio.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
So you've got a winning anniversary coming out. Great, well
done man, Thanks, Honestly, I never thought it would last
as well. Snap two years. Crazy, that's two years. It
feels like it doesn't feel like it's two years. Two
years far, two years since you guys weren't invited. Isn't
that crazy? Remember that so clearly?

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:47):
I wasn't fast, to be honest, Yeah, no neither. I
got up with your wife a couple of weeks later,
had a coffee and it was it.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Was all, okay. One thing that has struck me this week.
And I'm going to another wedding and it's on the
same it's the day before our wedding anniversary, right, and
so we're going away for this trip. And it's kind
of like we're away for this wedding, which is really great.
And the day after our wedding anniversary, let's make a
weekend of it, you know, we go down to tupor
beautiful part of the country. I find it quite cold there.

(36:15):
Oh really, it's a shame. We'll have to change the ould,
tell them to change the venue in that, get them
to have the winning somewhere else. Jays Sure. But something
struck me as I was driving into work today. I
haven't purchased a wedding anniversary present. Is that a thing?
I feel like it might be a thing. I haven't
organized a dinner and it's been very chill and very

(36:36):
low key in the Keezy household. So I'm just worried
I might be walking into a bit of a situation
here where she might be not that she ever does
expect stuff like that. She's got a Hoover tea. Yeah, man,
she's a shocker. Yeah yeah, that's what I'm saying. That
can't happen. Man, that can happen. And all of a
sudden you get married and then you find out like
Jason and I. Yeah, you know, you don't want to
reveal too much too soon, or you can put them off.

(36:57):
And she's probably done the same thing to you. Her
of a timber that she's got. Well, when it comes
to your anniversary, man, yeah, your cool, you know, sinking
ship and whatnot, But you can't buy a gift. I
just wouldn't spend too much. So the first anniversary traditionally
has something to do with paper. Paper.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Yeah, So I wrote my wife a quite amazing poem,
if I'm honest, which she still carries around with her.
That's what that's what I did for paper. I could
write her a poem. Was too late because it was
the first. I didn't get missed that. So second anniversary
traditionally cotton something to do with cotton.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, some cotton buds or something. Yeah yeah, yeah, something
for a year, like a packet of cotton. But just
on that. Actually she could get you cutton birds for
your ears. Yeah yeah, because when you get the swimmers
here and stuff, but buds, I think that what the
hell's a cotton bird?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
What you're going through the second in the second year
is called the plateauing.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Oh that's the thing you were talking about. Yeah, yeah,
so you guys really struggled to get out of it.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Were you where you plateau and reality sinks in? Yeah, yeah,
when the reality of it the first anniversary, it's like
this still a bit of hopes. You know, you've still
got dreams, you still got all these things that you're
planning to do. Right a year down the track, you
realize none of that stuff's going to happen. You're just

(38:21):
on a slow decline towards pregnancy. Living in the suburbs,
more debts. Yeah, finding each other really tedious, having separate
sort of social lives.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Going for walks after dinner because it helps with.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
And then what starts happening is you don't even have
tea anymore. You just have like a big lunch, you
know what I mean? Because this is oddly specific, because
you know, you don't need to have a big dinner.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
And yeah, and also we chatted at lunch. I don't
want to chat over the dinner table.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Yeah, there's nothing worse, you know than going out to
dinner with your loved one and you've just got no ched.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
To chat left.

Speaker 4 (39:02):
So you just both on your phones. Yeah, you just
tapping away there, send each other reels.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
And then you look over another couple and you go, jeez,
look at those losers that we've either got nothing to
say to each other.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Yeah, So should I get her anything? Or what are
we doing here? I'll just get the get the cup
and dougs?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
What are they?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
By the way they cut stuff today? I'm not sure?
Okay cutting? Has she got you anything? No? Just arrangement
so she no, she's done nothing.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, actually the whole actual Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Hold ikey, tellers, I want to get your advice on
something and I'm struggling with it.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
You know that I've been going to the gym. I've
been doing that for a long time. But I've changed
it up this year and.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Gone I've gone from you know, doing massive weights and
strength work to kind of an aerobic kind of workout.
I've become focused on getting my heart rate up in
the old hoody j tick isn't quite what it used
to be.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
And I'll be honest with you. Usually I struggle to
get there. Yeah, we'll like to the gym.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
It's there before that, I used to struggle with a lot, right,
and I go, oh, God, do I really want to
do this? And then I go, right, let's just forget that.
Shut your brain down, put the tunes on, get to
the gym, get it done.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
But what I'm finding this year, because I've switched it
up a bit and I hate doing aerobic stuff, is I'm.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Still struggling with that.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
But usually in the you know, in the past year,
i'd go there and just I wouldn't bother me and
I'd get it done. Now I'm getting there and I'm
going I still hate it. I'm like three minutes into
it and I go, this sacks.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Ass, and I can I I don't want to interrupt,
you can I be so bold as to say, I
think potentially the reason why you don't like going to
the gym is because you've got no structure and you
don't see any results.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Mate, you've clearly but you've clearly naked. No, my results
are pretty good. But listen, I'm seriously considering roiding out,
and I want to get your guys pros and cons
on that because I sort of feel like I roid o.
I go hard, cheese, easy, peasy. Yeah, I get a

(41:34):
bit like Moogi, you know, cat Yeah, and looking sharp.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
As I know, there's a few.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Downsides, but I mean I just feel like if I
do that, I'll get it done, and I'll get it
done with enthusiasm every day.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Your thoughts, Yeah, go for it. You reckon your pros
and cons. First pro is, you know, obviously, if you're jacked,
everyone loves you. Yeah, totally totally happens. If you're going to.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Start wearing those sort of tops that the big body
is wearing stuff, I mean, my veins already kind of
pop anyway, but now they'll.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Really be popping, so that's a massive pro. Everyone will
love it. You can start wearing smaller T shirts if
you work and like I see Moggie doing this a
lot of like shadow boxing and shadow kickboxing. Yeah yeah,
just a roundhouse.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
And I.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Honestly believe I look better with like a purple complexion,
you know where the veins are bulging.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
I'm looking purple like it's really working hard. Yeah yeah, okay,
Well I'm in I'm in there, and I think I'll
do it. I think you should. Well, there's no cons
what's the cons a my cost of it? Yeah? Wow,
I mean you know, I mean I think you get
back acne. How do you feel about needles? Oh?

Speaker 2 (42:46):
Man, I'm pretty hardcore about that, you know what I mean?
Their needles involved?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Are they?

Speaker 5 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Well that's how you get the roids into your body.
You normally do not how I normally do it. You
have to instruct me. So you okay, I think you
do it. Jason, what was it your heart rate? You
want to get that up? I think I think you
still have to exercise though, you still have to put

(43:12):
an effort. I don't think you take steroids. It's like
if you send an episode of South Pack where Cartman
eats all the protein powder, it never goes to the
gym and so it just gets fat.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Are you saying that I still have to do it.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I think you still have to put in an effort.
I don't think it just puts muscles on you.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Nah. For that, you have to go that plastic surgery
thing where they now we're talking, so you want to go,
and you.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Want you want is tall plants and gets ebbs ebbs.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, like old made the boxer Oscodella Hoya's.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Got Can you transplant those bastards?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Can you?

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Well no, I don't know there's a transplant, but you
just put in some plastic and they're like fake buzzies.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
You get that.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
But for all your guns in that? Yeah? How good
to a winner there? Man? Why do you do that?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
It's still very much an experiment to a form of surgery.
But I think you'd make a great guinea peg.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
I reckon do that? I reckon?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah, I've been thinking about what to do with my
dog squad money and a bit of plastic surgery.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
But a roid action, Well, if you go to get
plastic surgery, I wouldn't focus on that first. I'd probably
do other areas. This is a tumor? Is this? Weasy?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Hold Ike, I've got a bone to pick with you,
haughty j I got a bowler pick. So I do
a gaming podcast, right, extremely casual gamers, that's what it's called.
It's once a week very casual gaming chair. Me and
a couple of my mates. One of my mates wanted
to start, and I was like, y, I'll do it
with you. Man. It's a passion project. Yeah yeah, you
can know what I see it too when you listen
to it, Jason, this is the issue that I am having.

(44:49):
How do you see something when you're listening to it
that doesn't make sense. I'm just saying you can feel
the passion. Oh yeah you. So we upload little video, right,
and so a guy who's on the podcast with me,
he uploaded a little story onto Instagram. It was like, Hey,
the latest episodes out, blah bla blah blah blah. This
is what we talk about. And then Jace messages me

(45:09):
because I shared on my story and he goes, can't wait,
bring it on, and I'm just like Jace, stop it
and he's like, what, Kezy, I'm genuinely fizzed up for
your podcast. I know for a fact, you are not
fizzed up for my podcast. I love it, Kezy. The
next one here, we were talking about an old game
from back in the day, l A Noir. It was
called You're talking about how good it was, blah blah

(45:31):
blah blah blah, and then he comments it was the
bomb for sure, great stuff, fellas. I know for a
fact that you not only have you not listened to
the podcast, you don't even know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'll tell you what back in the day that was
the game though, which one.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
Off the top of my head. We then uploaded a
video of a new game that just came out, Kingdom
Come Deliverance Too, and I was talking about the ratings
and how it had gone down pretty well.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Yeah, and it had received on meta credit eighty eight percent.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Not only there. If I remember the video, it was
eighty eight percent out of one hundred percent. Yeah, yeah,
I can tell Mogie watched it. Listen. Well, I just
said eighty eight percent, and then you commented eighty eight percent.
Certainly pretty good. Stop taking the purse out of my
gaming podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
All right, Keyzy, As I say, I'm getting into my
gaming now. I've even bought a gaming chair, and I.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Said, have you got a console? And what did you
start with?

Speaker 2 (46:30):
I put my headphones on with the Little cat ears
and I listened to your guys podcasts and it's great stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
But you haven't bought a console. Yeah you can get
these headphones that have fake caddy.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's cool. But can you please just
like if you are so it's kind of the problem here, Jasons.
That might start an absolute del use your people making
those kind of comments.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
My supportive comment, Yes, yeah, well I hope it does.
That's that's what it's not. You're talking about muddying the
waters in and let's not muddy the waters between my
innocent little gaming podcast and this ridiculous show. All right, Jace,
I'm going I'm going to continue to enjoy it. Jase,

(47:17):
who are the hosts of that show?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Keysys mating that woman?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
The Hold Acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
I can now listen.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
In the first break of the show, I was addressing
rumors about Hoody j being the next Pope. They've just
been floating around the place, and I just thought it
was important to make a statement about it and say
just nonsense, Okay, it's not happening.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Right where there's smoke this fire, and usually rumors can
in fact be based on a bit of truth. That's right.
So let's just pretend that black smoke. You'd know, man,
you're the guy who's going to be the next pope, allegedly.
So we decide to get people to texture on three
four eight three, because I think one of the most
fun parts about becoming the pope is choosing your pope name. Yes,

(48:06):
lots of great suggestions on three four right three here, Jase,
all these people in the drawer for a fifty reburg
about which is good? Are they great suggestion?

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
So for example, we'll just start things off Pope nips
it's pretty good. What about two stroke? Popey?

Speaker 2 (48:25):
J Can I just address the first one?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
Is more your things? I'm not gonna be the next
pope man, ah, Joe, I don't think that's how pope
name was.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
Pope Honker, Yes, yeah, Pope Probiscus has popped up here
as well.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
The eleventh well.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
There's been ten of them already. One of this one's good,
Pope wey jeers.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
Pope to doe to do actually hit my big honker
walking into the kitchen bench.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I mean, gosh, the problem is right, yeah, I know
what the problem is a lot of exactly what the
problem will be.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Pope moves.

Speaker 2 (49:26):
Sure. Yeah. Still my favorite at the moment is two stroke.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
It feels like it's going to be the winner for
two stroke Pope the moss Maximus hon Karis, which I
believe is like Latin for massive snares. Sure sure these
are all great to keep coming. Three four three, get

(49:53):
yourself a year fifty rebig avoucher.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Can we give two stroke? Popey j about you please?
Very good?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
And if you promise to lock that and is your
pope name.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Well there may be other suggestions. I'm not going to
lock it in right now, so you are going to
be and I've got to go through the conclave and
all that sort of stuff. It's not a done deal, keasy.
What is There's a lot of politics that go on
right when they elect the new pope?

Speaker 5 (50:17):
Will you still be out of knight stabbing and sort
of yeah, you know that sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Backstep backstabbing is what I mean? What about popa honkers?

Speaker 1 (50:27):
The Hudiarchy Big show week Days from four on radio
hod Ike Kellers, Hi, get akezy here, Chris here, I've
met a guy on that's not relevant.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I know it's interesting William. I knew it was William.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
How did I know that?

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Because I've probably seen it before. We worked together for
a long time. I'm a guy on SETI oh, that's
nice man, good finally good stuff. So that's.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
And technically it's not.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
You know, it's what you know. You break it because
my wife was there. We've been worried sick about you. Yeah,
was there to weight off your shoulders.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Brother.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I thought it was going to be except for the
guy I met on Saturday. The reason I'm bringing it
up is that I went to a leaving drinks right.
There's a group of people. There's probably twenty people there,
and I knew about seven of them. One of the
people I knew was with this guy. She's great, Oh hey,
it's been a long time, And I was like, hey, man,
I'm Chris. Nice to meet. You can't remember what his

(51:31):
name was. He goes, he goes for a hand, shyes,
and then she says, oh, you might remember Chris. He
was doing comedy that night. We went to the stand
up Night that's what she said to him, and he goes, oh,
I remember, you're the guy that was trying to be funny,
and he said it and then she laughed and don't

(51:52):
be stop being silly. And he was the whole night.
He was quite a loudmouth actually, and just firing off
all these out there things. But I was like, is
that funny? Yeah? Or was he a massive sea word? Yeah?
What's your vibe on this? Fellas? And can I also
just to paint a little bit more of a picture
that night that they were at my worst ever comedy gig,

(52:13):
half full. It was one of those ones where now
I'm like, now I've bombed. To be honest, he was accurate.
I was trying to All comedians are trying to funny.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
It's right, that's right, That's exactly what I was going
to say. Yeah, you were trying to be funny, But is.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
He when it's the thing? Man? Were you trying to
be funny?

Speaker 4 (52:31):
Well?

Speaker 3 (52:32):
Yeah, I guess I was trying to be funny because
it was a stand up show, you know what I
was thinking about? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
Yeah, he could pick you out from everyone else because
everybody else would have been trying to be funny.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
As well. Yeah, but everyone else wasn't at the leaving drinks. True,
you know what I mean, Yes, that's true.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
But I sort of take this point, you know, because
there's trying to be funny and then there is funny, you.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, and I wasn't there,
so I don't know if you were trying to be funny.
I was trying to be funny, right, And to be honest,
I thought I was being funny. Oh okay, And so
he didn't say he could have said, oh, yeah, you
were funny. He didn't say that. He said you were
trying to be What he could have said was oh, hay,
been nice to meet you. Oh yeah, you know, as
opposed to like just immediately to be fair, it's a

(53:14):
big dog move. It's like, oh yeah, you suck basically yeah.
And I'm saying this in front of this girl who
they aren't together. I think he's got to crush on
etherough And I was just like, ah, like he's he's
alfed me there.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Oh yeah, I mean he's dominating you because you're bringing
it up days later.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah, he begged, he big dog, and I was trying
to be funny and he's put you on a leash.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yeah, I admire his honesty, right, I mean one of
the issues that we have in this world is people
are just straight up about what they what they think
or feel.

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Do more of that?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
He was like, right, he was like, you were, Oh, yeah,
you're that guy trying to be funny.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
That's not how he said it, by the way he
said it asn't Oh yeah, you're the guy trying to
be funny, right like that? And what did you say?
I said, Oh, yeah, I guess so. And then you
know what I mean, it's like like a real coward. Yeah,
well you've just been big dogs. Yeah yeah, I had
the collar on and yeah yeah, So I just wanted

(54:20):
to get your vibe on that. How would you guys
have responded if that was you, Well, it wouldn't have
happened to me. Yeah, I mean, he wouldn't have said
it to me because you wouldn't leave the house, because
you wouldn't go to a social situation. What's the name
of the song, Jason? Can you still giggling? It's Big the.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Whole Aching, Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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Whole World.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Is a stage. Well are you guys up too? Didn't
check with J.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
It should make.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
So you guys are actors? Yeah yeah, how long you
been doing that? Twenty odd years? Keasy?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Really well? Actually, if you go back to my teens
when I was acting, probably longer than that, thirty odd years.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Yeah right, okay, truth about fifteen or so? Yeah right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So tomorrow I have been asked to be part of
a production which involves me to learn some lines. Now,
the production is for children.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
I'll just stop you there. Sorry, who asked you this?
As your agent?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I'm asking you organized it for me?

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Oh right that one?

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, great. Agent literally forgets getting me stuff
and then I bring it up. Well, there's just been
so much of it. Remember I get paid nothing and
you yeah, it's good exposure.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
So tomorrow I have to be part of a production.
It is comedy based. It is for children to view. Yes,
so I'm thinking of to melodrama. I have to play
the role of a commentator. How important is it to
like learn your lines word for word? Like do you
have to learn the word the word or can you
just sort of loosey goosey your way through it. I
just yeah, I just I just vibe with it on

(56:15):
the day.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Absolutely, It's all about getting the vibe of the script,
just the vibe. This is why Megie and I have
been doing all this improvise sort of work with you
so that when you're on seat you can sort of
throw the script away a little and just go with
the general vibe of it. And I tell you what,
nothing impressed as directors, etc. And crew more than an

(56:38):
actor that doesn't do the lines but actually just refs
his own kind of thing, you.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Know, who takes the same Yeah, absolutely right, Okay, because
I just think like if I was a writer, for example,
and I'd written this great script and then the actor
threw it out, even if it was brilliant, I'd be
a wee bit put off by that. Or is that
script is a starting place?

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Yeah, it's it's it's a rough guideline, that's right. And
when you say a writer, they're writing for kids, so
that won't be great.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
No, that's right. And a so you've got to remember
that to an act or a writer is nothing right,
So that garbage. Yeah, And I'm the big start, that's right.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
I mean, I was just sitting there in their little
dank rooms with a cask of red wine, tapping away. Guys,
is so good, This is so good.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
The first what you want to do is you want
to get on to see it, and then you want
to say who wrote this crap?

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Exactly? I'd be stronger than that and say who wrote
this shit? Right?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
So, because I was going to ask how do you
learn lines? That was what I was going to ask,
is like, what do you have any like things you
do to drill them into your brain? But you don't
think I should even learn the line? No, No, the
gist of it though, right, because you need to get
from the scene, start of the scene to the end.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
What I what I've done my whole career is I'll
give one look to the script, get the vibe of
the scene, and then just take it from there. Yeah right, yeah, yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:58):
And how men, who's expected to know the character better? You?
Who is the character?

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:03):
Or the person who wrote it who isn't the character?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Right, because my instincts is the second person. But the way,
because you're saying I think you are the character, I
am the character, You've gotta let.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Go of those instincts.

Speaker 3 (58:14):
They're leading you down the wrong path. All right, okay,
thanks fellas. Yeah, you wouldn't put me wrong, would you know?
How you go?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Yeah, let us know how you get on.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
Well, I want to be asked back for more Jay
so that you can get more commissioned man, you know. Yeah,
so you think this is the way to do it. Totally,
thanks Fellas. I really appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
The Hudiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Talking New Year's resolutions. Mogi has given up the purse
of the Darries. I'm learning the piano and an entire
album up to key just.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
On Moggie's one Someone's because you're giving up the darries
and the booze. And when you're in New Zealand, yes,
because there's a few trips and things coming up where
you could be swayed to.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
I will be swayed percent. So I'm going to I'm
going to I'm going away waste at Wembley and then
possibly a week with my wife prior to that and Italy.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not drinking soda water, the
wine exactly.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
A bit of darts are good as well. How does
this text make you feel though? Come on, Mogi man
have a couple of beers. He's on a Friday, your bat.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah, well look, I completely agree. And if I could
keep it to a couple of beers on a Friday,
I would, but I can't.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
Yeah, sure you can't.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
I can keep it to fifty beers on Friday and
sixty on Saturday, responsibly.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Responsibly, Yeah, yeah, surely. Hoidy J's resolution is to actually
win the Throbber Nah, because I've won it now and
Moggie's true. Nah whatever, but there won't be any thoughts
of Throbbers.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
There will just be thoughts of how beautifully I play
the piano.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Yeah, totally. My news resolutions a bit. It's a bit
different this year, fellers. Last year, the resolution was to
build a deck, Yes, on my house. Yeah, I was
all lined up to do it, and on your house
at my house off the front of my house there,
and unfortunately the week came to do it and my

(01:00:07):
dad got sick. He was the one who was going
to help me and teach me how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Build it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Oh so your New Year's resolution was for your dad
to build it. Did you have anything for yourself though,
because that's a resolution you've made for something me and.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
I was going to build it. He was just going
to get me started, and I was going to you know,
finish the job. Sure, but that never happened, you know.
So hopefully I can do that this year. But that's
not a resolution I've decided. My resolution this year is
I want twenty twenty five to be the best year
of my life so far?

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Okay, And what steps do you think you put on?
What are actually going to do? I don't know what
I was going to make it good? Well, for example,
I mean a better question, what was the best year
of your life?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
So fair? I leading up until this year, probably the
year I got married twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
That's not what you say off here?

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Do you remember that, Jase? You remember that winning twenty three? Sorry? Yeah,
it was beautiful. You guys, you guys been inviting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Oh yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Yeah, you guys have been invited. So that was probably
the best year of my life. What I wanted to
be able to do is get to the end of
this year and look back and be proud of what
I've achieved.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Oh sure, ye, well that's that's really good, keezy yeah
man sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
So, yeah, golf, I'd love to shave sort of five
off my handicap on golf, right, so that's one that's miserable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'd love you written this goal down, man, I'll do
it now. Actually looks good. I'd like, uh, before we
look back at like our radio from the year while
he does a big shot, I'd love to be like, Wow,
that would be really turn as well, isn't it, because

(01:01:37):
they do and like probably lose a few pounds, mainly
the radio one. I'd love to you know, and started
with resolutions chat in mid jan You know, we're on

(01:01:58):
a we're on a way to greatness already, I could tell.
So have you thought about getting rid of the mow?
Well that's not going to improve anything. That's going to
make things way worse. But yeah, I just want to
be proud at the end of the year, you know
im Yeah, proud old them.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
Yeah, I'm gonna get some more wacky caps.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
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