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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik Tok
for Raw Dog its four.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To seven every weekday on Radio RecA.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Speaking of fitness, fellas, what's up? I just like an
hour ago downloaded a yoga app?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yoga app?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
What's it called?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's cool?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Do you want to use this card.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's called RedTube dot com or.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Do you want to use this on the show. It's
called Down with Dog.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, it's called Reverse Cowgirl Yoga Go.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A bit is not part of it. There's a period
where you were going to yoga wat him to that.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh I know that was when I was doing counseling
and I went, Now, I don't like it, but this
is just in your own lounge. They do a little
They have a program for you in terms of what
you're trying to achieve.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Last you'll last for one week maximum.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And I'll do that and then go to the gym
because there's only like ten to fifteen minutes workouts.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it's a warm up. You could do that at
the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But it also you know, you have a weight goal
and all that sort of stuff. You won't achieve it
and it tones yeah and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, sure it be great.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So I'm just gonna go down and be shocked.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I reckon Jason's going to really commit to this and
he's going to stick to it for like years.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't think that anybody, and I include myself, and
this has ever downloaded one of those apps where they're
doing workouts at home and has made any real difference
to their fitness, their look or anything else. Those things
are fucking scared.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'll also lump and do a lingo for learning another language.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I think you have to go somewhere to do shit
like that. There we be people that probably have, but
it's just like and especially doing ten or fifteen minutes
or something.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But this is different. But she does every day. But
it's just off YouTube of this one woman. And she
just watches their videos and does their videos every day.
That's good, and man, she's a beast.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The only thing you do every day is smoke sigis.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, yeah, that's true, butes, and I go to the
gym and stuff every day most days. At the moment,
couldn't yesterday because I was filming.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
When you warm up, you could do that pilates that
yoga at the gym as a warm up and sort
of tied in with your ear guitarring, and that would
be the complete.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But I need a straight back chair because it involves
a straight back chair.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You're doing on a chair? Well, this is yeah, that's
what I'm picturing. Is it flash dance or diddy dancing?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Flesh?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You guys won't be taking the past when I roll
out my massive picks and abs no tight buns.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You roll out your picks and I will take the purse. Jason, Yeah,
I reckon, you're going to stick to this and do
really well.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I've actually got I've actually, I've actually kind of got picks. Gzy.
Do you want to see them?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You've got?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can't you see them?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I reckon? They are pretty good. You got a pretty
You've got a pretty tight little bod there for an
old fellow? Is it by your mess? And yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Because I put all my measurements and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
In your body fat percentage?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Does twenty four sound right?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That sounds like a possibility?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, said that. I I'm twenty three, that I have
a good ratio given my height and weight.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
How did you work out your fat?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know? Yeah, I didn't do fat Yeah, yeah, right,
I just said how much away? And how high tall
are you?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And then what did you say?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I said, five foot ten and a half?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You have six six foot even?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know, seventy kgs? They're keyasy?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah right? Are you seventy?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm about seventy three seventy four?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah right?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
However am I one hundred and twenty ninety?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Actually? So I hold around ninety for about a decade
and then I waived myself the other day and I
was like ninety two. But then I remembered I'd had
a huge dinner the night before and hadn't had a
steamer yet. Ah, yes afterwards eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Nice dude, a five pag steamer.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That's the name of a horror movie, isn't it. The
Warky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hadarki.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Now that's good listening and it's live. What are you
listening to you?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Sorry, I was listening to the radio Hodarki Big Show
for the seven week days.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's quite specific.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And I heart radio.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Choose the Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hey, I was filming this morning, and guess what you're
feeling filming? And I got a dedusion from her. No, no, no,
in the script there for you know, on the on
the actual show, I got a dion there you're.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like, someone, pardon, you're punched someone.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, I got the word.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay now Jesus.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Because you told us the line you were saying. I'm
not going to say it, but it was something sort
of to the effect of is this all good? You
know what I mean? It's like sort of like that,
where did you put.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The do douge? When I placed something on the table,
you said, there's no.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Way they're going to use that.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They will, really, I just snuck it in there, a
little bit of that's a little bit of personality in there. Yes, well,
they'll be editing it and I'll go, what the fuck
is the do douge? That can come on?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hear that?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Very weird.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You loving it?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh, yeah, it's good, it's good.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Saidy night. It's my wife's Nepball prize giving that I
had to go along to.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh you had to?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I did have to, because did I explain it
on the show?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I think you were saying that she said that you
couldn't go, but that you'd managed to get a ticket
from somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, because she's selling tickets. No, the situation was the
girls were all meeting up girls. There's a team of
ten of them. I think there was eight of them,
and me and one of the boys, one of the
other girl's husband's Matt, who's one of my mates. We
were just going to hang out watch the Olympics, watch NROL,
eat pizza, drink beers while they were off doing this.
(06:15):
And then it turned out one of the other girls
forgot that it was Nipple prize giving and she'd invited
her partner, whose long distance, to come up for the weekend.
And so she's like, oh, he's just gonna have to
like sit in my apartment while we do this prizegiving party,
and then I'll just get Matt and Crest to come
three way. And so it was me, Matt and this
other fellow standing in the corner just chatting the scott
(06:38):
while the girls got really drunk. But then I got
quite drunk as well, and then climbed a tree.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Sounds weird.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Why did you climb a tree?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Because I was bored. I was waiting for the person
with the car keys was coming. They were taking forever,
and there was a really climbable tree, so I got
up there.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I was just trying to remember the last time I
climbed a tree, probably when I was about five. I
had a good weekend. Two if you were going to
was just crazy. I thought that was that you went
home and you were staying. You were hungover all Sunday, sorry, Jason,
just and then laying out with your hands down your pants.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You sound way better today, man.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Weirdly, this afternoon I took a couple of flu tablets,
which seems to have dried me out of it. I've
got a doctor's appointment this evening, six thirty. Just a phoner. Yeah,
all I needed just some bodlets just feed them to
me and I'll get on those bastards and I'll be
off to the races, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, right, because now you know what it is, right,
It's easy.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And then the other thing is going to referral to
a E N T. You those throats, that's what that
one there is, and just to get an operation to
stop it, yeah, because otherwise we'll just keep happening Like
I can't keep on being fucking crooked four times a
year for a month at a time.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And and that was that's a big operation, man, that's
a bigger Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I just you know, know, if I come back
and my nose looks absolutely perfect and it's like weirdly
changed its shape, it as a result of my sinus size.
It was just something that they had to do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Small in it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And if my fucking face is pulled back a little
bit and I look like twenty years younger or anything
like that, yeah, it's because of my you know, yes.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Because of the So what are they chopping out?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I don't know how it works. I made of mind
Richard Thurston, the artist. Yes, yes, he had it done,
and he said it made a world of difference, made
them for years. I don't even know he had it done,
but he said he would have exactly the same thing
where he got it, and then just he would get
crook like fucking heap.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
For some reason, I think the procedure would be something
along that I'm seeing burning Oh good, you know, like
I'm seeing.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like they'll finger in the anus as well.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well maybe your finger in the anis, but like a
burning and closing off.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I feel like are cutting out.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, like Jon has watched a surgery since the eighteen Yeah,
it feels like.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You think there'll be a whole bunch of herbs involved
and I'll be dunked in holy water and.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
The Hadarchy.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kesey. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodarky
For All Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and tik Tok
for Raw Dog its four.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To seven every weekday on Radio RecA.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Speaking of fitness, fellas, what's up? I just like an
hour ago downloaded a yoga app?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yoga app?
Speaker 3 (00:22):
What's it called?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
It's cool?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Do you want to use this card.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's called RedTube dot com or.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Do you want to use this on the show. It's
called Down with Dog.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
No, it's called Reverse Cowgirl Yoga Go.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A bit is not part of it. There's a period
where you were going to yoga wat him to that.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Oh I know that was when I was doing counseling
and I went, Now, I don't like it, but this
is just in your own lounge. They do a little
They have a program for you in terms of what
you're trying to achieve.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Last you'll last for one week maximum.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
And I'll do that and then go to the gym
because there's only like ten to fifteen minutes workouts.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it's a warm up. You could do that at
the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But it also you know, you have a weight goal
and all that sort of stuff. You won't achieve it
and it tones yeah and all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, sure it be great.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
So I'm just gonna go down and be shocked.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I reckon Jason's going to really commit to this and
he's going to stick to it for like years.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I don't think that anybody, and I include myself, and
this has ever downloaded one of those apps where they're
doing workouts at home and has made any real difference
to their fitness, their look or anything else. Those things
are fucking scared.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
I'll also lump and do a lingo for learning another language.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I think you have to go somewhere to do shit
like that. There we be people that probably have, but
it's just like and especially doing ten or fifteen minutes
or something.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
But this is different. But she does every day. But
it's just off YouTube of this one woman. And she
just watches their videos and does their videos every day.
That's good, and man, she's a beast.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The only thing you do every day is smoke sigis.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Well, yeah, that's true, butes, and I go to the
gym and stuff every day most days. At the moment,
couldn't yesterday because I was filming.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
When you warm up, you could do that pilates that
yoga at the gym as a warm up and sort
of tied in with your ear guitarring, and that would
be the complete.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But I need a straight back chair because it involves
a straight back chair.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
You're doing on a chair? Well, this is yeah, that's
what I'm picturing. Is it flash dance or diddy dancing?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Flesh?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
You guys won't be taking the past when I roll
out my massive picks and abs no tight buns.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
You roll out your picks and I will take the purse. Jason, Yeah,
I reckon, you're going to stick to this and do
really well.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I've actually got I've actually, I've actually kind of got picks. Gzy.
Do you want to see them?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
You've got?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Can't you see them?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I reckon? They are pretty good. You got a pretty
You've got a pretty tight little bod there for an
old fellow? Is it by your mess? And yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Because I put all my measurements and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
In your body fat percentage?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Does twenty four sound right?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
That sounds like a possibility?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, said that. I I'm twenty three, that I have
a good ratio given my height and weight.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
How did you work out your fat?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
You know? Yeah, I didn't do fat Yeah, yeah, right,
I just said how much away? And how high tall
are you?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
And then what did you say?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I said, five foot ten and a half?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
You have six six foot even?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
You know, seventy kgs? They're keyasy?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah right? Are you seventy?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I'm about seventy three seventy four?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah right?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
However am I one hundred and twenty ninety?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Actually? So I hold around ninety for about a decade
and then I waived myself the other day and I
was like ninety two. But then I remembered I'd had
a huge dinner the night before and hadn't had a
steamer yet. Ah, yes afterwards eighty seven.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Nice dude, a five pag steamer.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
That's the name of a horror movie, isn't it. The
Warky Big Show week days from four on Radio Hadarki.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Now that's good listening and it's live. What are you
listening to you?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Sorry, I was listening to the radio Hodarki Big Show
for the seven week days.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It's quite specific.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
And I heart radio.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Choose the Wracky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hey, I was filming this morning, and guess what you're
feeling filming? And I got a dedusion from her. No, no, no,
in the script there for you know, on the on
the actual show, I got a dion there you're.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Like, someone, pardon, you're punched someone.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
No, I got the word.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Okay now Jesus.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Because you told us the line you were saying. I'm
not going to say it, but it was something sort
of to the effect of is this all good? You
know what I mean? It's like sort of like that,
where did you put.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
The do douge? When I placed something on the table,
you said, there's no.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Way they're going to use that.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
They will, really, I just snuck it in there, a
little bit of that's a little bit of personality in there. Yes, well,
they'll be editing it and I'll go, what the fuck
is the do douge? That can come on?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Hear that?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Very weird.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
You loving it?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Oh, yeah, it's good, it's good.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Saidy night. It's my wife's Nepball prize giving that I
had to go along to.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Oh you had to?
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I did have to, because did I explain it
on the show?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I think you were saying that she said that you
couldn't go, but that you'd managed to get a ticket
from somewhere.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Yeah, because she's selling tickets. No, the situation was the
girls were all meeting up girls. There's a team of
ten of them. I think there was eight of them,
and me and one of the boys, one of the
other girl's husband's Matt, who's one of my mates. We
were just going to hang out watch the Olympics, watch NROL,
eat pizza, drink beers while they were off doing this.
(06:15):
And then it turned out one of the other girls
forgot that it was Nipple prize giving and she'd invited
her partner, whose long distance, to come up for the weekend.
And so she's like, oh, he's just gonna have to
like sit in my apartment while we do this prizegiving party,
and then I'll just get Matt and Crest to come
three way. And so it was me, Matt and this
other fellow standing in the corner just chatting the scott
(06:38):
while the girls got really drunk. But then I got
quite drunk as well, and then climbed a tree.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Sounds weird.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Why did you climb a tree?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Because I was bored. I was waiting for the person
with the car keys was coming. They were taking forever,
and there was a really climbable tree, so I got
up there.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I was just trying to remember the last time I
climbed a tree, probably when I was about five. I
had a good weekend. Two if you were going to
was just crazy. I thought that was that you went
home and you were staying. You were hungover all Sunday, sorry, Jason,
just and then laying out with your hands down your pants.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
You sound way better today, man.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Weirdly, this afternoon I took a couple of flu tablets,
which seems to have dried me out of it. I've
got a doctor's appointment this evening, six thirty. Just a phoner. Yeah,
all I needed just some bodlets just feed them to
me and I'll get on those bastards and I'll be
off to the races, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, right, because now you know what it is, right,
It's easy.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And then the other thing is going to referral to
a E N T. You those throats, that's what that
one there is, and just to get an operation to
stop it, yeah, because otherwise we'll just keep happening Like
I can't keep on being fucking crooked four times a
year for a month at a time.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And and that was that's a big operation, man, that's
a bigger Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, I just you know, know, if I come back
and my nose looks absolutely perfect and it's like weirdly
changed its shape, it as a result of my sinus size.
It was just something that they had to do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Small in it.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
And if my fucking face is pulled back a little
bit and I look like twenty years younger or anything
like that, yeah, it's because of my you know, yes.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Because of the So what are they chopping out?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
I don't know how it works. I made of mind
Richard Thurston, the artist. Yes, yes, he had it done,
and he said it made a world of difference, made
them for years. I don't even know he had it done,
but he said he would have exactly the same thing
where he got it, and then just he would get
crook like fucking heap.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
For some reason, I think the procedure would be something
along that I'm seeing burning Oh good, you know, like
I'm seeing.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Like they'll finger in the anus as well.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Well maybe your finger in the anis, but like a
burning and closing off.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, I feel like are cutting out.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, like Jon has watched a surgery since the eighteen Yeah,
it feels like.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
You think there'll be a whole bunch of herbs involved
and I'll be dunked in holy water and.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
The Hadarchy.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kesey. Tune in week
days at four on Radio Hodarky
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