August 13, 2026 • 7 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Get Up Even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
Four to seven every weekday on radio here.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I think I tried one of those bonus boner herbal
things once. Nothing discernible happened to me. No, like I
didn't have a massive erection or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Only your usual small one.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Why did you take it?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Pattern?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Why did you take the herbalic night? Was it because
your wife wanted to make love and you were like,
I don't know if I'll be able to stir anything.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
With curiosity more than anything else. I don't even know
how I got it. I think I was giving it. Ah,
I'll give it a give it a nudge. See what happened?
What time of day was this about nine in the morning?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Were you just home alone?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
This is home by yourself, he took.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I mean, if you're gonna do that sort of ship,
you want to give it a test run, don't you.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, I've never taken one.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well you should neither, should you be?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know, right, But like, I can't imagine taking something
and then it just forcing this giants stuff, doesn't it
doesn't You've got to be you've got to be sexually aroused.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, right, neither I've ever tried given a what
three other things? I've got three variations on viagra, sure,
but I haven't gone near them.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Whatever, I haven't. I'll tell you, I don't know if
you would, Oh I would? I would?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, one are?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
You pass them on to me and I'll have a
I'll just have them at nine am and set.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Nude on my couch them and then see what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It used to be a thing in the early two
thousands that people would take.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Viagral with ecstasy, right, Why, well, because ecstasy has an
adverse reaction, adverse effect on your downstown seas as a rule,
does that again?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Do so? I thought ecstasy made you horny as if.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Well, it certainly makes you affectionate. But yeah, the blood's
not necessarily pumping and all that. So if you're rolling
out of viagra kezy with that, that's the where to go, brother, Right,
there must be a name for that, actually that concoction?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Um?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
But so okay, so ecstasy.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
So was the philosophy behind that that you'd be massively
affectionate et cetera with a rage.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
With a rager well, because you might want to enjoy
that sort as supposed to being disappointed.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Well, you see, that's that's the interesting thing, is that
I thought ecstasy won't just rooted.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What do you do when you are in a hor
of the mood?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I tend to be quiet, I'm quite as well.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I go quiet, I'm dark um, And then my wife
will be like all goods over there, all good and
she'd babe, and I'll be like no, I'd pretend I
didn't hear her. And then she'll be like that bad,
that's pretty and then she and then she and then
she'll be like, ah, are you grumpy mood?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, And I'll be like, yeah, I'm grumpy, alright,
what about it? And I just didn't know you were grumpy?
And now that I know you're in something to that effect,
and then instantly I'm not really that grumpy anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, just carry it on. It's one of those where
you you probe or don't probe.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, you know, when you know your partner.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I like, my wife doesn't really get in bad moods really,
but I put her in some yeah, just by asking
if she is in a bad mood.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, I got you in a bad mood, darling.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You're a VTT Vinigottes And she's.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Did you do that this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The point I was trying to make was I was
very mild. And the interesting thing about it was.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The point is I'm a back bone.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I didn't tell anyone. That's how I felt.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You didn't need to.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And then unsolicited, everyone was saying to me, I just
can't be asked today.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I just can't be into it. I'm just not into it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What you would have been doing is going I can't
be asked today, can you? And then they will go yeah, no, neither.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Or you are to be going. But I do that
as a as a matter of course.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
In fact, my wife said to me, she says to
me all the time, oh that was a big sigh.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And I'm as well, I don't even notice it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I've done it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
The whole Warky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Now that's good listening and that's live. What are you
listening to the Oh oh sorry, I was listening to
the Radio Hodarki Big Show for the seven week days.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's quite specific and I heart radio choose.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Remember the ho Wracking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
I'm trying not to smoke in the car now, right, Okay,
and that's what you qualify as not smoking the hand
outside of the window, don't.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It does.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Have a path, But I'm my big weakness is the
one after the show, and I'll still have.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
That, right?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Why does that one? Because it just doesn't?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I just love it? Yeah, it's it's my second favorite
smoke of the day.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Could you just do have two smokes a day?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And that's it?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, it's like if you either cold turkey, right, or
just two a day, one in the morning and one
after the show.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Is that an option?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
An option?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Not?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Really?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
No, so cold turkey is the only option?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's just so interesting because I just couldn't smoke because
of my esthmate, and now I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What about your pest drinking? Could you just have two
every time? Every time you drink? You only ever have two?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I can have two as long as no one else
is drinking.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, sure, So could you just have two every time
you drink?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I mean, if I had to?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, I actually could for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Not for the risk.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, hang on.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
It's the same as for the cities. It's like, I
mean I could on some days, but then other days
I have fifty right.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But the thing with me if no one else is
drinking and there's no boots in my house, I don't
want to drink.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is that the same with smoking?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Or do you feel like ship I could go for
a smoke right now because I don't feel.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That way always, right, Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
The great thing is I've come back and I get
to pack the house and move this weekend. So that's
a good relaxing little week I've got going for myself there.
I love the way you are, just like constantly busy, Yeah,
creating rods for my back, left, right and center.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When I got backed, you know what I did, started
jacking it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, so you jumped in there.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You had to back out your seventy two hour steamer
for a start. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I did that by jacking Oh yeah for a start.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I started being like, where am I going on holiday next?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Fisted man, you got the bag, the travel bag feet
man and Lily.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
And chatting to my girls today the same thing, man,
They're they're all on the same way Peop. They're like, man,
it's just and they've already traveled many, many places, but
they're like, fuck this work crap, let's just go traveling.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Have they been to Europe?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yes, they have been to Europe.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah that's the thing they did it, Yeah they do.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I simply must get the STJ. I simply must.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
For all your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube, and tik Tok for raw Dogs.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Four to seven every weekday on radio here.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I think I tried one of those bonus boner herbal
things once. Nothing discernible happened to me. No, like I
didn't have a massive erection or anything.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Only your usual small one.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Why did you take it?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Pattern?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Why did you take the herbalic night? Was it because
your wife wanted to make love and you were like,
I don't know if I'll be able to stir anything.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
With curiosity more than anything else. I don't even know
how I got it. I think I was giving it. Ah,
I'll give it a give it a nudge. See what happened?
What time of day was this about nine in the morning?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Were you just home alone?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
This is home by yourself, he took.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I mean, if you're gonna do that sort of ship,
you want to give it a test run, don't you.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
No, I've never taken one.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well you should neither, should you be?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I know, right, But like, I can't imagine taking something
and then it just forcing this giants stuff, doesn't it
doesn't You've got to be you've got to be sexually aroused.
Speaker 6 (01:21):
Yeah, yeah, right, neither I've ever tried given a what
three other things? I've got three variations on viagra, sure,
but I haven't gone near them.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Whatever, I haven't. I'll tell you, I don't know if
you would, Oh I would? I would?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, one are?
Speaker 6 (01:39):
You pass them on to me and I'll have a
I'll just have them at nine am and set.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Nude on my couch them and then see what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
It used to be a thing in the early two
thousands that people would take.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Viagral with ecstasy, right, Why, well, because ecstasy has an
adverse reaction, adverse effect on your downstown seas as a rule,
does that again?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Do so? I thought ecstasy made you horny as if.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Well, it certainly makes you affectionate. But yeah, the blood's
not necessarily pumping and all that. So if you're rolling
out of viagra kezy with that, that's the where to go, brother, Right,
there must be a name for that, actually that concoction?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Um?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
But so okay, so ecstasy.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
So was the philosophy behind that that you'd be massively
affectionate et cetera with a rage.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
With a rager well, because you might want to enjoy
that sort as supposed to being disappointed.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Well, you see, that's that's the interesting thing, is that
I thought ecstasy won't just rooted.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
What do you do when you are in a hor
of the mood?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I tend to be quiet, I'm quite as well.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I go quiet, I'm dark um, And then my wife
will be like all goods over there, all good and
she'd babe, and I'll be like no, I'd pretend I
didn't hear her. And then she'll be like that bad,
that's pretty and then she and then she and then
she'll be like, ah, are you grumpy mood?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, yeah, And I'll be like, yeah, I'm grumpy, alright,
what about it? And I just didn't know you were grumpy?
And now that I know you're in something to that effect,
and then instantly I'm not really that grumpy anymore.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, just carry it on. It's one of those where
you you probe or don't probe.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Well, you know, when you know your partner.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
I like, my wife doesn't really get in bad moods really,
but I put her in some yeah, just by asking
if she is in a bad mood.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, I got you in a bad mood, darling.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You're a VTT Vinigottes And she's.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Did you do that this morning?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
No.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
The point I was trying to make was I was
very mild. And the interesting thing about it was.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
The point is I'm a back bone.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I didn't tell anyone. That's how I felt.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
You didn't need to.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And then unsolicited, everyone was saying to me, I just
can't be asked today.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I just can't be into it. I'm just not into it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What you would have been doing is going I can't
be asked today, can you? And then they will go yeah, no, neither.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Or you are to be going. But I do that
as a as a matter of course.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
In fact, my wife said to me, she says to
me all the time, oh that was a big sigh.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
And I'm as well, I don't even notice it.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I've done it.
Speaker 6 (04:22):
The whole Warky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 5 (04:27):
Now that's good listening and that's live. What are you
listening to the Oh oh sorry, I was listening to
the Radio Hodarki Big Show for the seven week days.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
That's quite specific and I heart radio choose.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Remember the ho Wracking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
I'm trying not to smoke in the car now, right, Okay,
and that's what you qualify as not smoking the hand
outside of the window, don't.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
It does.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Have a path, But I'm my big weakness is the
one after the show, and I'll still have.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
That, right?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Why does that one? Because it just doesn't?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
I just love it? Yeah, it's it's my second favorite
smoke of the day.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Could you just do have two smokes a day?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And that's it?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No, it's like if you either cold turkey, right, or
just two a day, one in the morning and one
after the show.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Is that an option?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
An option?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Not?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Really?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
No, so cold turkey is the only option?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
It's just so interesting because I just couldn't smoke because
of my esthmate, and now I don't know anything about it.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
What about your pest drinking? Could you just have two
every time? Every time you drink? You only ever have two?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I can have two as long as no one else
is drinking.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, sure, So could you just have two every time
you drink?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I mean, if I had to?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, I actually could for the rest of your life.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Not for the risk.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah, hang on.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
It's the same as for the cities. It's like, I
mean I could on some days, but then other days
I have fifty right.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
But the thing with me if no one else is
drinking and there's no boots in my house, I don't
want to drink.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Right.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is that the same with smoking?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Or do you feel like ship I could go for
a smoke right now because I don't feel.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That way always, right, Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
So interesting.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Man.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
The great thing is I've come back and I get
to pack the house and move this weekend. So that's
a good relaxing little week I've got going for myself there.
I love the way you are, just like constantly busy, Yeah,
creating rods for my back, left, right and center.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
When I got backed, you know what I did, started
jacking it.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Yeah, so you jumped in there.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You had to back out your seventy two hour steamer
for a start. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
I did that by jacking Oh yeah for a start.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
I started being like, where am I going on holiday next?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Fisted man, you got the bag, the travel bag feet
man and Lily.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
And chatting to my girls today the same thing, man,
They're they're all on the same way Peop. They're like, man,
it's just and they've already traveled many, many places, but
they're like, fuck this work crap, let's just go traveling.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Have they been to Europe?
Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yes, they have been to Europe.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yeah that's the thing they did it, Yeah they do.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I simply must get the STJ. I simply must.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
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