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August 14, 2026 11 mins

On today's poddy, enjoy a mixed bag of chitty chat from this month in years' past.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
I've never had ecstasy.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
No, you experienced ecstasy, but I've.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Heard people talking about it and they are all kissy cuddly.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah, But I just as for not raging. What they
meant is that they just rooted.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
Because you can't really differentiate between.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hell CAZy horn dogs in terms of being a horn dog.
A little bit of gunge is pretty good.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
It's pretty good. You ever done that? Keezy is good?
It is good?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Now if I come and steamed.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No, no, I'm talking a little bit.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
You have a little bit of a turn on the
pug flute.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
And on the pug float, and then you make out
she's good good.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's got only dope at the moment, Magi.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
If he did, he wouldn't say it on this party,
that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Well, I know, I mean because you've got the medicinal.

Speaker 6 (01:10):
So I do get the medicinal yeaheah, And in fact
I do still have it.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
You should give it to me, you should buy it.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Why don't you do what I did and get some
medicinal weed.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
I actually looked into that. It took ages.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
I took ages for you, Yeah, not long at all
for everybody else.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Well, it just seems a waste if you're not using
it to just get oh byed off you.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
How much are we talking?

Speaker 6 (01:34):
I think it costs you about four hundred bucks an
ounce to me, and you just go on the website
and you set off a appointment.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
To play drugs off Mike on a podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I'm not a drug dealer, man.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
If I start selling you drugs, that makes me a
drug dealer. If you buy it through the legal channels,
then that's tikety boo, and I'm more than happy for
that to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, Yeah, but I recommend you.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
See you see old Mugi gave me a little wink there.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Yeah, but like, I can't buy prescription drugs off another person.
That's illegal, But it's also cool.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Wellre you trying to buy that via viagro off me
the other day? And I went nap at very reason.

Speaker 7 (02:11):
You're like, nah, I've got tomorrow morning nine am lined
up to just sit at home with a rager.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Just me and tiger. Tiger, look at this rager.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I don't know that Tiger has ever seen my rage
because he's an outside cat.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Because he's only ten years old, and that's how long
it's beenced your head.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
He is, he must be like fourteen or fifteen.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Wow, I reckon.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
One of the funniest things is a rager in sweatpants.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
You know what I mean, I do because the sweatpants
are so.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
I get it expanded.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
It's quite funny.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I woke up at two thirty. How was your sleep?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Terrible?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:50):
I went to sleep real easy, Keyser, You'll love this
year about nine, just after out man, I was out, Yeah,
until two thirty.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Why awake?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Then? For the that was me up, me up at
two thirty.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Do you know how I slept?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Not yet.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Very similar, very similar, because you were having an early
night last night.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
When you think about when you woke up, I was
thinking about work, not radio, but work.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
I was thinking about screen test that in.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
Today, screen test and oh yeah, and I was like, oh,
and like you know what might be involved? And then
as soon as you start something like that, yeah, and
you're fucked.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
I was thinking about something that was equally a waste
of time, yeah, and not productive and that you could
not solve at all in all.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
The days you're sleep.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Yeah, but it's nevertheless, something was really annoying me.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
So anyway, it's I read a little quote yesterday.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I think it was I don't have it directly in
my head, but it was something to the to the
effect of no amount of anxiety that you think or
feel makes any difference to anything.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
And I went, yeah, that's true, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Don't make any difference. Right, you're line again.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I was no point thinking about that, continue to think
about it for two hours.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Now, I had a burning chest.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I am worried about you.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
I've got something going on in my chest at the
and the gest way less and maybe that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah, step it up, man.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Do you know what the burning chest is? Meat patties?

Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah, meat pet a burning up for storm and burned.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No, but like sort of acidy REFLEXI.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Have you been eating a lot of art Betty's stick?
Truthfully true?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Hand on heart? Burning heart? I just went, no, this
is bad.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
How many bad I went to the doctor today? Actually
at heart betties.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I can't do that every nights.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
How many did you have over the weekend?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Though? None?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Really?

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Yes, honest to God, so what the last one I
had was like last Thursday.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
So now that you've been said a whole lot, you've
decided no, I'm done. Well, my daughters eating them, that's good,
that's great.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
But then I wake up.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
I do that thing of being awake but not really awake,
and it feels like it goes on for yeah, snoozing.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, and then I.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Go there, you know, I think my wife's there and
I go to hug her and she's not there, and.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
You're trying to wake her up. That's what you're trying
to do. Spoons, Yeah, yeah, I mean I do spoons.
I didn't do one last night, and I should have
because normally what happens is as soon as I spooned
my wife, I'm all snugly then and I will go
to sleep much much faster. Yes, But I also that
I don't want to wake her up, so I'll drink
it back to sleep by myself. Sometimes, I say, because

(05:39):
I just go spoon and she gets you always hear me, yes,
but sometimes she doesn't want to.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
But that's the difference, is that you're trying to put
yourself to sleep. Jason was trying to wake his wife.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Shirt wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy.

Speaker 8 (05:55):
Now that's good listening and it's live. What are you
listening to the Oh sorry, I was listening to the
radio hold King Big Show for the seven week days.
That's quite specific and I heart radio.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Choose the Big Show podcast.

Speaker 9 (06:19):
The funny thing about Europe though, like a lot of
the places and you won't get this, Jason, fucking feels
like you're just at Disneyland, you know what I mean,
you go I don't know if did you go on
like the main really teristy, small and you just get
there and everyone's a tourists, no one's a local, and
it's just like you're on a fucking ride at Disneyland
looking at ship that isn't really real, and it's just.

Speaker 7 (06:40):
I felt like that a lot. Whereas Vietnam you'd feel
like you're in amongst the Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
I mean case in point, did anyone in Europe offer
you a blowjob.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
In a market?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
I'm not in a market, but in a brothel you
see somewhere like Spain very much appeals to me.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
I have.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Wandering the cobbled streets, Yes, but you said there's no cobbles.
There are cobbles all that sort of stuff appeals to
me greatly, sun, beautiful beaches, that kind of thing, you know,
sort of ancient artifacts.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Okay, it's not artifacts, it's it's the ship.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's just the architecture, artic cathedral.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
I wouldn't be so much into them as to the
everyday living of the Yes, I agree. Our bed time
routine is always the same. We go to sleep at
exactly the same time.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ten l.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Spoons, yea, three minutes, you're over it.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I generally go maybe seven or eight minutes. That long long,
it is quite long. And then I turn over to my.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Think anybody likes this podcast, Well you.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Just look at the numbers, Bogie top.

Speaker 7 (07:52):
Ten, whoever's watching this on YouTube right now, views, look
at the view counter, and then I'll tell you the answer.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Three hundred four.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
When you put your arm over your wife, do you go.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
No, why would I do that?

Speaker 7 (08:07):
I just picture you doing that for a lot of stuff,
because you do do that for a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Now, I put my arm around her, and I go,
my baby girl, that's that's say that. I just go.
I'll tell you what I do, Hong Kong. I give
her three squeezes.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yes, what do you mean?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
We're well, it depends what where my hand is on
your body.

Speaker 7 (08:31):
I'm picturing shoulder or yeah, Tammy, you squeeze your tummy.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Woman, love it when you sque the face you squeeze,
just like the handles there.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And then in response.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Is this is probably probably too intimate sort of stuff
that I'm sharing here.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Yeah, I feel weird knowing all that now.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
It's just like I love you right, it's right there,
but different And I don't have a rage a g
really when I'm spooning.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I mean, I'm not saying it hasn't happened. Do you
have a rager when you spoon kesy?

Speaker 3 (09:07):
It's a good question, man, but you don't. Don't you
have to answer answer?

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Just double check with Nogi and I should answer it. No,
I would say, not is a friend of your agent?
I would say, don't. Don't answer this case. I often
find I've got a raga now now that you've said that. No,
I do, though, I mean just generally and anytime I'm
in bed, so it's sort of a wake up or
going to sleep thing. And you don't notice it, do you,

(09:31):
until you go, oh, I've got a rager. It's just
how it is. You've just got a rageing.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
It's quite. It's quite the appendage, isn't it the penis?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Well, I suppose it's in your case, Kesey, it's hard
to tell.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Is he a good bastard? Your one?

Speaker 9 (09:43):
What do you?

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Jay?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Would you refud him as a good bastard or backbone?

Speaker 6 (09:49):
He's trying to think of some yarn about having a
monstrosity down there rather than a travesty.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Look, it's just.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Here is goes.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's let's just say it's significant.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
It's not the question.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
They're quite happy to go back to Japan.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Oh, Japan would be good.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Yes, fucking and the one you should talk to. Pugs
sound aout Japan. Yeah, because he's built an entire personality
around it.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Here we go here, he's going to jump in.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Hey, Pugshi, guys.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I love this. I love this studio b s.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
I can't hear what was that?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I love the studio b Ship.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
Thanks man, Jason. All I can say about it is
that you simply must okay, good ship.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Do you think you're simply well?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Oh, we'll definitely go sometime next year. Yet holidays this year? Yeah,
I know, it's been five months. I worked out since
the holiday.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yeah, I did.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yeah, either South Korea or Japan.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Do you reckon you'd go somewhere with Nah, I don't
worry about it. Japan's pretty pricey but not yeah, crazy.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
But that's okay. Yeah, I think I'll leave Europe to
me and my wife.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Your Spain's, yeah, Croatias, your Portugal, Yeah, Greece very much.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
For me if you do, Yeah, the same for me
and Luis. But if you do Spain, Portugal, Greece, they're
actually super affordable countries.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yes, okay, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Really well, just write that down.

Speaker 7 (11:33):
Ja, Russia, the whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on Radio
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