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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 3 (00:15):
It would be interesting actually to weigh yourself before and
afterward that.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Out of the way something.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
This is how they figured out that humans used food
for energy. Was that a famous scientist like three hundred
years ago weighed all of his bodily excretions and they
were always like a third of the amount of food
he'd eaten, and he was like, well, it must go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
That's when they figured out that was what was giving
you energy.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
And then back then, yeah, yeah, I nearly I.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'll put on a killo in the last two weeks, fellas,
is that good?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
That's good man, I'm bulking up huge.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Nearly.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I nearly ate your horny chocky bar today mine. Then
I went you know that you gave us yesterday. Oh yeah,
And then I went on and now wait for the
when I was heading into the boudoir before I eat
my horny.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Chocolate, said my wife chocolate. So I said, oh, you
want to have this, and she's like yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I'm just picturing like Jason getting ready for bed and
then quickly scampering off to the kitchen like stuffing his face,
then coming back with chocolate all around his mouth and
all over his hands and a massive rage, and a
massive rager would be like this.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
Whoa what is that?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Guys, come on, man, I'm really sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
I get this happens a bit anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
You miss my story.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
It was a good story with chocolate all around her
mouth and a massive rage.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
And then she whips you with a towel and you're like,
don't make me round.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I'm full of chocolate, And I'll be honest with you.
Today was one of those days.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
And I feel like a freight train.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Variations of this particular theme, but today I sincerely couldn't
be fucked with just everything.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
What about the radio show?

Speaker 3 (01:57):
And then, weirdly enough, my wife was in exactly the
same mood.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
That would have been a good ca just just was
not into it.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
And then when and usually it's just me being a
grumpy old bastard, you know, and carrying on like a
whining bastard.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Then when I when I went into when I was filming,
everyone on set and everyone I was working with was
in the same mindset. It's a beautiful day up there,
but no one today seems to be fucked.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
So you're going around with a miserable expression.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
I was. I was still happy.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
What's THEMD.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I just couldn't.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I just wasn't into it.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You woke up in her of a mood, put your
wife in a bad mood. Drive to this mystery TV
show late I Big Breakfast, by the way, it's coming back,
and got all of them into a bad mood. No,
now you're here pissing me off.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, it was just one of those feelings that I
had that was of exhaustion, really and I just.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Couldn't be fun. But I didn't take it out on anyone.
I just held it within much.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
You just sort of you were carrying around a sort
of a hor of a mood. No, no, it was
not a hormon You head did one of your stony
silences where you're carry around your stony silence.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
But this is the thing, we're doing this a lot.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
I was.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I was so just over the day that I actually
I reached a point where I just didn't really care.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
So I was not in a who of the me Wow.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
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Speaker 4 (03:23):
Now that's good listening and it's live.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
What are you listening to the Oh oh.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Sorry, I was listening to the Radio Hodarky Big Show
for the seven week days.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's quite specific and I heart radio. Choose the ho.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
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Speaker 1 (03:47):
Can I say something and I want you to take
any offense?

Speaker 4 (03:49):
So my wife hates gardening? Apparently not?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Can I?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Well, it depeats?

Speaker 5 (03:53):
What it is is that one of the worst lines.
You can't say that. You can't know where you can
say it. But you've got a promise you're not going
to be offended, can't I don't know, I don't Can
I rephrase it?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
I mean no offense? This is just that's good. I'm
looking forward to this.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yesiler, it's not going to be worth it. The question
is I picture your house not getting a lot of sun.
I put your house quite cold because all the trees
and stuff are overgrown around it and your house is
never gets any sun. Is that true?

Speaker 1 (04:31):
No? Right? Heaps of sun.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, we get a lot of sun, right, and like
no offense.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Our second lounge, a little lounge is bathed in sunlight
right north facing, and we also had a massive tree
that used to be out of the front of the house,
which was massive, but the massive tree which we we
got rid of.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
And like all the lounges are flooded with.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
All the lounges.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Two lounges, you've got three, but you do always have
your to close because you hate the sunlight.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, yeah, you just closed all the curns and punch
darts and watch Last of the Summer one on TV.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah. I punched darts in my house. Those were the day.
Tell you what, man, I wish I could.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I was reflecting quite a lot of medicinal marijuana.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I don't know why it came into my head.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sure, and I was like, God, maybe I should just
get some medicinal marijuana just for medicinal purposes.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You probably could get prescribed. Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, there's a what a listening of yours that you
could you could blame or so that you could get
yourself from your hands on.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
You should get some medicinal marijuana. Then we'll go on
to the beach and you can just.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, well we could.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I could come into work every day and have a
bucky bong and just be like it's not I it's medicinal,
Well you can do it.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
You have.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
But I mean, but the reason I bring it up
because it was just a random thought just came into
my head. Get into the medicinal marijuana.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah. Them things come into your head all the time, gears.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Most of which comes out and go on. Keys, it's
something you've got something locked in, fire and off.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Man, it's all jeez.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
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