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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hodak Us.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Indeed the Red.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Hot Chili Peppers here on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Certainly as fellas on SATDY there. I participated in the
World Series of Kiwi Pong. You are very exciting, a
whole heap of teams. Everyone you know in peers with
cool team names, costumes and things. I was peered up
with mania from the Breakfast Show. We won three out
of our five games, not quite enough to go through
to the next round. But the failers that actually won
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a spot from our show last week, they won the
last spot. Ye were called Double d Cups. They got
right through to the final and almost won the tens.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Tragedy.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
So it is it worse to just be second when
you're you know, it was ten thousand and six dollars
the prize money.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I'd rather not make it out of the group than
be second.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Because they literally until three days before the competition, they
had other plans for the weekend. Three days later, they're
competing for ten thousand dollars at the World Series of Cuypong.
They were stoked, regardless. I was stoked. The guys that
did win had been there quite a few years in
a row.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
But that'd be like, I take your point, Jase, you know,
so close to winning ten thousand dollars, that would be
like playing breakfast and golf by one stroke. Don't and
then say it's still a good time because at least
we get to do their show on the last day
of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah, yeah, but listen, so you won three out of five.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
We won three out of five. We started to get
a bit of a roll on there. We into the
Goldilock zone, which is what Mania called.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh yeah, when you're perfectly boozed.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Well you perfectly you have responsibly had enough drinks that
you were awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
You chill.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But then we quickly exited the goldilocks zone, went through
the Rapunzel zone, and too the we were completely Yeah,
so that was where we went wrong. But I was
stitched up because after being knocked out early, there was
probably an hour and a half of like the semi
finals and stuff happening where manaia my so I've continued
to responsibly have a few quiet ones, and then we
got up on stage where the ACC was then commentating
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the final the final matchup on a live stream, and
I had been completely skiving off from MC duties all day.
I was supposed to be one of the MC's. I
didn't speak on the microphone at all, and I was
really stoked about it until we're on stage, big crowd around,
and Glane handed me the microphone and then goes, we
usually sing the national anthem, and I was like, are
you gonna play it or is it? No? No, I
(02:27):
usually just sing it, and so I, you know, five
seconds notice and I'm like, okay, start singing the national anthem. Afterwards,
everyone accused me of committing some sort of hate crime
because I did the English one for when I was
the last time. The last time I sung a national
anthem would have been when I was at school. I
completely forgot which way around it went five seconds, noticed
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a few too many beers.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
So you finished with the multi vision?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Yeah cool, this was fine, And then everyone was just
and then I didn't have that. Isaac, who works here too,
was just like, oh man, that was so bad, bro.
You might have to like do an apology and stuff.
It's a bit of a stitch up.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
You were lucky the siren wasn't there.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You know, the racers just connected Jason.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Oh, thank god for that. That's good to know, actually.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
But such a stitch up. And to be honest, even
when the national anthems on TV for the All Blacks whatever,
I'm not watching it. It's boring. I've heard the song.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It is quite tedious to be I mean, I know
all the words and stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
But that's weird though, because until you're on stage with
the microphone leading people, you're like, do I know the words?
Speaker 6 (03:27):
But I also feel that way about the English part
of it, not strictly the MOLDI version.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Yeah, the English one was the one I struggled.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, exactly. Look, I don't look.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
I'd love to be able to drag over the calls
for those cuzy but I don't think you've done anything
wrong with you man, Thank you?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, I mean classic Lane just shrowing you into the sharks,
really didn't he Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
But I mean funny though, got you pretty good. I
felt bad because everyone was saying I committed a hate crime.
I just forgot.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
You must have found like a mess of marners. You
wouldn't have cared because you know, you were pretty tank
dap there. Just want to slid your way through it.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I did slim my way through it at one point
and alahos the SEC grabbed the microphone off me.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Right, Oh really you need to go out here because
you're a massive sexist as well.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, and then you did a bomb ontage.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Is this the out?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
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Speaker 3 (04:25):
Kings of Leon there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Now, Keysy, I meant to ask mate,
of course over the weekend you were doing a couple's massage.
Oh that's right, you are getting massaged in the same
room at the same time.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
How did it go? Talk us through it?
Speaker 4 (04:42):
It was actually really, really really enjoyable. I love it. Yeah, great,
I love massages. I've decided that I.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Could you put the sexy music on? Please?
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Why it's not relevant?
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Oh? What about that Benny Hill music.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
You wanting to hang on?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Can you go back to set?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Can you describe?
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Can you take us from actually sitting that you arrive,
you're there and the reception and take us through it?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
So the first thing you have to do is they
hand you They hand you a clipboard each with a
few things. You fill out your details and then wait,
then there's the outline of a human body. Yeah, and
then you have to circle any areas that require attention.
I'm with you, okay, So there's one that's like the
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human body facing forwards, human body facing backwards. Okay, So
I circled my lower back.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
You've got to shock them back, haven't you.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Well, it's got a fraction vertebrate plays up on mere weaver.
You probably should do pilates. So I circled lower back.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
And you didn't do that on the front that way?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
No, no, no, no, my my quads are there actually fine? Yeah, nice,
And you go down there and then they say get changed,
get unchanges into your undies.
Speaker 6 (06:03):
And supply some undies, just my undies.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
They're also here. Put on these special spa undies.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Well they do have those. Do you not know about that?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
That when I was over in Fizzy and I went
for that smart They give you disposable underbent so that
you're not wearing your filthy bastards and then.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Your massive testy hanging out the side there.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Yeah. No, they didn't do that. It was just me
and my jockeys. Yeah. My wife was the same, so
she was.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Crook.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
I know she I can't remember what under she was.
I wasn't really looking, I was also very hungover.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Sounds about it, right, And.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
It was actually you know, you sort of you put
your head in the hole years you do, and you
get you get under the blanket there and then they
sort of start by rubbing your neck and stuff and
like even the top of my head with my hair
and like you know, massage.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Right, just working the head, working the head. Yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
With oil or yeah, it wasn't yeah, yeah, sure what oil.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was work in the head with a bit of
oil there.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, only for a wee bit.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, you don't want to do it too much.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
And then we had it down to my then we
moved down to my hands. My favorite part about the
massage is the hand massage, right, really getting stuck in
there and yeah, well it's.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Very it's connected to all your little bits and pieces,
the old hand and your feet.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
That's right, the pressure points for many of the body's organs.
Of course, Keyzy, the nervy Indians come out there on
your feet, in your hands, yeah, yeah, they do your feet.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Yeah, they did my feet.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
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This Wednesday evening.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Fell as I saw an old man fall over in
town today.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
How old?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
But not that old to me?
Speaker 5 (08:07):
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
He would have been sixty businessman wearing business pants and
a business shirt and business shoes.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yes, okay, now it was rain.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Not a sort of wafy stray kind of character.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
No, no, no, no, no, not at all. Yeah, he was
in good nick and he it was. It was pouring
with rain, right, and he was walking down a sort
of side street in the Auckland CBD. I was coming up.
I was probably thirty meters away from him. He was.
I was walking up the hill. He was coming down
the hill and I noticed him slip. He slipped and
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landed on his tookis He landed on his butt. Now
I looked around because he sort of slipped, landed on
his butt and was looking down. I looked around and
noticed that there was no one else around except for me,
And quickly my brain said that didn't look like it
was too sore. You don't need to help.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Him, right.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
The best thing you can do here because there's no
one else around, it's pretend like you didn't notice it
for his sake, right, because pride wise. Yeah, So I
was like, okay, cool. So I got my phone and
pretended I was on my phone and then just sort
of I could sort of tell him my peripherals that
he had gotten up now and he was okay, and
he continued walking, and I just pretended I was looking
(09:19):
at my phone. I hadn't notice anything. I just sort
of give him the eyebrows payment and they just kept walking, right.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Was that a bad way to handle it? Or was
that okay? Because he didn't need help, he seems fine.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Well, there's two types of people in the world, aren't they.
There's people that would laugh at that situation, and then
there's you.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Right, it's tricky. It's tricky. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:39):
I've had experiences like that where people have fallen over
and it's been so bad that it hasn't been funny. Yeah,
But most of the time when people fall over, it
is funny.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah. Well, I this was obviously a situation where it wasn't.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Well, it wasn't that funny. It wasn't a funny enough
for he just slipped over landed on his sort of
hip slash butt and was a bit like ah, god,
like just gutted and it seemed like an okay. But
I mean, I don't know anything about him, but I
looked around. No one else saw it. I'll just pretend
I had it, and that way his pride is like
no one saw that up.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying not to feel less about you.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Keeezy, What would you have done?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
That is not the kind of behavior I would have
expected from you. No, but he was fine, You brutal,
nasty piece of work.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I'm not a brutal nasty Tune.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Your face away and then go on your phone like
you're on your own pal.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
It was an old time.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
It was a disgrace a bloke like that. I could
tell that he would be very embarrassed. Most people would
by what had just happened. And so my thing was,
how about this male save you the embarrassment by pretending
like I didn't see you just completely eat shit.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You could have run over to him, So do you okay, mate?
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Exactly? Which is the last thing this guy would want
because it's so embarrassing. And now that's some young, goofy guys.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Oh you need your help?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, that would have freaked him out.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah yeah, wow man, what are you goings that to? No,
that's not at all. So I just I think I
think I did the right thing, is what I'm getting.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
You can walk to the car park by yourself. Ton't
like easy?
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Really? What if you fall over?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
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