July 4, 2026 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold Ich Hives there on the radio, hold Kye Big
Show this Monday evening. The time is twenty five minutes
to seven o'clock. Let's give out some advice. Fellows sixty.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
That's right me. Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
Get in touch. If you need advice on anything, you
get a prize if you read it out. Yeah, man,
worth doing anything you want to yell.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I feel I don't know if there's any rules around this,
but once he's spoken, I feel like you can't then
just chuck it in any week, can you? You can't
yell at yeah now yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, so if you just roundly yell with the Fellers.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
On your throbber this one, yeah, okay, fair enough to
all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
This one comes from a guy called about Jase. Just
couldn't have yourself, could yet?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
God? That's shocking. It's only Monday's bagging out the throubble already?
Can I have a big D on the drubber.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It's a little D. Remember you're disqualified anyway. That's when
it comes from Anonymous who anonymous god?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
He writes in every week, isn't he.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I need to get his ship to you here? I reckon,
he's got so many problems.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Man, how's it taking us this long to make that joke?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because it was such low.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Jason's down there gobbling it up anyway, Anonymous rights gooda failers.
I'm seven months into a solo motorbike trip from India
to the UK, finishing in December. Sounds like you and MacGregor.
I'm doing it tough as I keep accidentally shitting myself.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
On the bike. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Any advice for a backbone listener? She is, now, I've
never been to India, but I know that is a
thing that does happen to you. Do you say he's
going from India to UK, from India to the UK.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But we don't know where he is exactly at this moment? No, right,
So he's just somewhere on the road in between India
and England shipping himself.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And he sent me some photos of him and you know,
various places, which is pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You're down on all fours, yeah, hold out in that one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wow, that sort of a motorcycle is.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
That it's a it's a Royal in field interceptor.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Wow, I like a Royal infield key.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The actually made in India, now, are they?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow, it's a nice modification they've done on that one too.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You can't even see the photos?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What are you talking about? So he's dumping in his pants? Yeah,
I don't know. Man. What I do is when I
need to go to the toilet, I stop. Like if
I'm in a car, for example, and I need to
go to the toilet, jay, so you'd probably be the same,
and I need to do a poo, Then I stopped
the car, and I find a toilet and I go
in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
But the issue is Mogan. It's a very very very
good point. And I hadn't thought of that. But some
of the places he's riding there aren't toilets.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But would you not go on the road as opposed
to in your pants but on the road?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, but you look at me discussed on the road.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yes, yes, I'll probably go on the side of the road. Yeah,
you'd find a bush or a discrete area, yeah, I mean,
there's no more discrete area than in your pants and
until you get into a diner.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
A diner or a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Ja.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So do they have diners in India?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, they do. We don't know he's in India. We
know he's on his way. He could be in London.
He's going to London the other way around. Okay, but
then he's probably not an India.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Right, he's probably coast to London.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Now, he's probably in London.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, there's probably everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's scheduled to finish in December. He'll get to London.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Got there?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Really, Well, he's not there. We don't know where he.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, must be his modified new bike.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, what brand was it again?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Jason? That one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
Radio No.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
More there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
The time is five thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Fellas, I've got a bone to beg I got a
bone a bit so last night we went along to
Ingle Blit Hunger Bluck.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's engle Bert Humper dank and not Engle bird shit
crispadank either.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Stop texting that another one of the greats. Another one
of the greats. Now the reason why we went I
think it's safe to say, Jason, you tell me if
I'm wrong. If it wasn't for Kezy, none of us
would have gone to this true. You know, I had
no interest in it whatsoever. But when long we had
out dinner, we got all dress up, Keezy is absolutely
frothing it on theater. Support my bad. We go out,
(04:39):
we're having a lovely time. Now we're sitting there waiting
for him to come on ol ngle Bert, and I think, well,
how long is this going to take? And then I
was talking to my wife and all of a sudden
I was sort of overtaken by this need to start
changing his name. I did that a couple of times.
Then I got into a conversation with old Kezy and
Pagsan and this is the audio. We can see the
full video at the Hodekeep Show Instagram page.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Le chart dangle and bat and go beat and go
beat and go beat and go beat.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They go back there, you go back. Now, what it
sounds like there is that me and Keith, me and
Pugs and start a We started chant but what actually
ends up happening is the whole place starts chanting and clapping.
We certainly not the whole half the audience couldn't hear it,
(05:34):
but certainly a lot more than it sounds like in
that video. And the band were absolutely thrilled. The band
would chanting they had. The band were absolutely over because
you'd have to say, and all of the tours they've done,
the audience would never have started chanting Englebert, Engelbert, Englebert. No,
so they were. They were over the moon. Then they started.
(05:54):
They were throwing their arms up in the Yeah. Yes,
they were absolutely over the moon. You can imagine Englebert
would have been absolutely over the moon that his name
has been chanted on the other side of the world. Thrilled. Now,
what you can't tell by the audio is that I
get up on my feet. I'm so into it. I'm
chanting Anglebert. I'm on my feet. Now, what I'm thinking
in my head is the whole crowd's going to follow me,
(06:17):
the whole crowd. But in order for the crowd to
follow me, first, I need a friend to support me.
And I'm thinking, given, Keyesy is the reason why I'm there.
Keyzy is going to be the first one to his feet.
And now I'm ingleberting, I'm up on my feet. I'm clapping.
I look over to Kesey and he is glued to
his chair. And you left me to hang You hung
me out to dry last night.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Man, I left you, well I did, and like part
of me was like this is disrespectful. For some reason,
my brain was like, this is disrespectful. I don't know why.
You're right, Engelbert probably did love it, and in fact
the band started, he came out. Yeah, just as that
chant finished.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Can I just say on that front, I was chanting
with you, Mogi, but I didn't actually see you get
up because I couldn't see pass.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Kesey's Hong Kore cool.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So yeah, I just sort of want to know what
the gats is man, Like we've supported you. I supported
you by going along and then I get up there,
I'm on my feet, it's alone, and you're hang me
out to dry.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry, man, not good enough. Kezy, Well, it's
just I also just like I was like Moogie's playing
silly buggers when this is a big night for Kezy.
It's silly buggers, I know, but like looking back now,
it wasn't silly buggers. Everyone was loving it. People around
you started clapping. I should have got up, but I
froze because it was my big night, and I was like,
oh my goodness, I don't want to have an embarrassing moment,
(07:38):
you know, attached to this big night. But the videos
on the Hodacky Big Show Instagram, and there's a lot
of comments on them, most of them from you, like
this one here you abandoned me, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, well you did. I felt abandoned totally on an island.
Thank you. I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the
show because I just thought that this relationship has really
revealed itself.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
This one here, I got cramped from my toes, curling
so bad. That's from another listener, and I agree.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, people, it was embarrassing that I was left all
alone by my friends doing a standing ovation to encourage
a guy to come out on stage that I don't
even care about, but I only care about because of Kezy.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, I thought you were taking the purse. A lot
of comments about sicken hand embarrassment, someone suggesting we should
start a new segment called What's on the leave Mogi
hanging with Me Kesey, which is obviously stupid and we'd
never do that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That sounds pretty good, No, what about you know, see
this here as well. You pinned me up against the
wall and screwed me, Kezy.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That was from Mike Minogue. There was another one of yours.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
What about this one? He got on all fours and
looked over his shoulder at.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Meuse you again stopped commenting on our posts and Jayce
stops still laughing at the whole ka jokes from like
two minutes ago. Here's Pecksy's.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The whole aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in on radio hold.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
On Stone Temple pilots there on the radio hod Archy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, gid a feelers the hey, look sometimes we've got
to have a bit of a serious shed on here.
It's not all you know, all blacks and buck will
around here, feels is it? Hey? Yeah, it's not all
given away trips to the Grand Final over there in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
It's not all cash, cash, cash and throbbers.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
It's not all pires, pires, pires, it's not all busies.
Thank you signs to the front, Keezy Fellas. A couple
of months ago, I'm went and got myself a brain
scan because I've I suffer from a little known disease,
not outloads of bang on about it, but it's called
polycystic kidney disease. That's when you get a whole bunch
(09:50):
of cysts on your brain, on your kidneys. And one
of the side effects of this disease. And I'm a backbone,
I don't need to bother of me. But it can
be brain aneurysms. You heard about those?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, I have. Yeah, what's your understand of what a
brain aneurysm is?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Pretty nasty? They can just you know, you can be
totally healthy and then then yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
For example, you and I could be sitting here having
a perfectly lovely chet Kesey and then boom bang, I'm
face down on this keyboard. So I should laugh. That's sad, honestly.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Face you'd be initially snog propped up, just be your
snows there on the keyboard pressing. What happened there?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I don't carry on?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And then so I got the results back today. Finally
they ring me up with the results.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Can we get a drum roll? It turns out I'm
really smart. I can't believe I had a.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Drum roll for that are you seriously, you turns really smart.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's what she said. That's not why she called me.
She said, all clear, your brain's areking sweet air. So
I can go hardcore on the darts, I can go
hardcore on the purse. You're a sweet runner. But she said,
you look like you're really there's no gaps. See a
lot of times you do a scan of the brain
and this gepsy where you've got more to learn. It
turns out I'm right, I'm full to the break. You
(11:25):
peaked with knowledge, not bad and money. I'm not even
fifty yet, so far out.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's really great man. So because of your kidneys, you
went in and got your brain scan, it came out
that you're really smart.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, not just that I'm really smart, also that I
can hit the dories I want and also hit the
hit the old piss.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It sounds pretty smart.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Didn't you when after the broke because of the irony
of this, because you went to get your brain scanned,
and then when you were coming out of the scanner,
your snows got hopped on the top of the scanner
there and it broke it what the scanner, Yeah, brokers
broke a snow Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I did, but they had to put me in
the it's an mri jas, Yes, and I had to
go in for one that they normally used for elephants
the zoo.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I thought they got you to lie on your side.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't know, yeah, right, because that would have broken
this well. No, it was the one down at the Zoolie.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nice.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
What do you think about that? Keys?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I'm okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And isn't it funny when we get the all clear medically?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah? The thing is I can go hard now. Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You should go and go.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You should go down for a brain scan, Jason Jace, Yes,
what go.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Down for a brain scale? We could all come and
be fun. I'd love to go to the zervanim a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Why would I need to go to the zoo?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Keysy, I don't know, Big Honker.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Beastie Boys there on the Radio Darchy Big Show. This
Thursday evening with Time is six thirty five And.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I've got a bone to pick.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I got a bone a bit.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Pegs producer peg Son he's had an absolute shock of
the day, and I am fuman, hello here he is.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Well, you're in the studio.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Come through the.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Studio like an a studio.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Happy, Such a good one, Pegs. And earlier on he
brought in there's a bag of snacker chingy chips. Now
that's my first problem. These have been stolen from the
acc Now he knows damn well that those chips aren't
to be touched. And he came in with a bag
and on the table in here.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
What do you expect he's been watching Jake. You know, yeah,
steel chips daily.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I really look up to ja.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I haven't stolen chips in over three weeks, and can
I just.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Say two years.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I am disgusted that Pugs did that shock.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
But it was even worse.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Than that, because not only did he steal them, Mogi, Yes,
what happened when he brought them in?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, I'll tell you what happened. First of all, he
ate three quarters of the bag out there. We didn't
even know that he had the chips. Then he only
brought in the last quarter of the pack and gave
them twice because, as he said, I'm full of a bastard.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
You maybe heard ten percent of the sentence that I
said when I came in because I said food, Dilly
brought in the chips to me and threw them on
the desk, and I didn't want them because I'm full
of a bastard, and so I brought them into studio away,
(14:45):
which I know that's tense for me to do that.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
So Dilly Dilly's.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Chips all through his mustache she had when he brought
them in here, Yeah, shocking.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And all over his busies.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Now, me and Jase didn't want to rather than waste them.
I had a couple and Jay's finished off the bed. Yeah.
Well anyway, I'm just looking at the bar here now
and it says that these chips expired on the fourth
of June, so they're over a month old. I could
get food poison here.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Pogson, It's actually not my responsibility to read out food
packages for you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Can I just a big boy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Because I had a few, and ever since then, there's
no word of a lie.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Have you been feeling squiffy?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
A bit squiffy and a bit woozy? Really, I'm about
to go up for hot pots soon, and I don't
know if I'm going to make it I'm feeling woozy.
I'm feeling slightly nauseous.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, just slaring.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, and I feel like, yeah far out?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Are you g well?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I hope so Keezy.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Just then he forgot my name as well, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, to be fair, it's getting late for him.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, six eight God is at the time. Okay, good,
So you're happy with anyway. I'm just saying that I
don't think it's on. I think you should consider your
health pack. So, because you are a producer and you should.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Be looking out for us, I think you should so
coming in here and jumping that and us. Oh it's
just I thought you might here, man, my mistake. Yeah, no,
it's okay, Just don't do it again.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Jason? What the hold?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold Ich Hives there on the radio, hold Kye Big
Show this Monday evening. The time is twenty five minutes
to seven o'clock. Let's give out some advice. Fellows sixty.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Gmail dot com get in touch with the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
That's right me. Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com.
Get in touch. If you need advice on anything, you
get a prize if you read it out. Yeah, man,
worth doing anything you want to yell.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
I feel I don't know if there's any rules around this,
but once he's spoken, I feel like you can't then
just chuck it in any week, can you? You can't
yell at yeah now yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, so if you just roundly yell with the Fellers.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
On your throbber this one, yeah, okay, fair enough to
all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
This one comes from a guy called about Jase. Just
couldn't have yourself, could yet?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
God? That's shocking. It's only Monday's bagging out the throubble already?
Can I have a big D on the drubber.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
It's a little D. Remember you're disqualified anyway. That's when
it comes from Anonymous who anonymous god?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
He writes in every week, isn't he.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I need to get his ship to you here? I reckon,
he's got so many problems.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Man, how's it taking us this long to make that joke?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Because it was such low.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Jason's down there gobbling it up anyway, Anonymous rights gooda failers.
I'm seven months into a solo motorbike trip from India
to the UK, finishing in December. Sounds like you and MacGregor.
I'm doing it tough as I keep accidentally shitting myself.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
On the bike. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Any advice for a backbone listener? She is, now, I've
never been to India, but I know that is a
thing that does happen to you. Do you say he's
going from India to UK, from India to the UK.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
But we don't know where he is exactly at this moment? No, right,
So he's just somewhere on the road in between India
and England shipping himself.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
And he sent me some photos of him and you know,
various places, which is pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Look at that.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
You're down on all fours, yeah, hold out in that one.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Wow, that sort of a motorcycle is.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
That it's a it's a Royal in field interceptor.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Wow, I like a Royal infield key.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
The actually made in India, now, are they?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Wow, it's a nice modification they've done on that one too.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You can't even see the photos?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
What are you talking about? So he's dumping in his pants? Yeah,
I don't know. Man. What I do is when I
need to go to the toilet, I stop. Like if
I'm in a car, for example, and I need to
go to the toilet, jay, so you'd probably be the same,
and I need to do a poo, Then I stopped
the car, and I find a toilet and I go
in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
But the issue is Mogan. It's a very very very
good point. And I hadn't thought of that. But some
of the places he's riding there aren't toilets.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
But would you not go on the road as opposed
to in your pants but on the road?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, but you look at me discussed on the road.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yes, yes, I'll probably go on the side of the road. Yeah,
you'd find a bush or a discrete area, yeah, I mean,
there's no more discrete area than in your pants and
until you get into a diner.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
A diner or a restaurant.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Ja.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
So do they have diners in India?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Yes, they do. We don't know he's in India. We
know he's on his way. He could be in London.
He's going to London the other way around. Okay, but
then he's probably not an India.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Right, he's probably coast to London.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Now, he's probably in London.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, there's probably everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
It's scheduled to finish in December. He'll get to London.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Got there?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Really, Well, he's not there. We don't know where he.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Okay, must be his modified new bike.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, what brand was it again?
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Jason? That one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
The whole Key Big Show week days from four on
Radio No.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
More there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
The time is five thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Fellas, I've got a bone to beg I got a
bone a bit so last night we went along to
Ingle Blit Hunger Bluck.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
It's engle Bert Humper dank and not Engle bird shit
crispadank either.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Stop texting that another one of the greats. Another one
of the greats. Now the reason why we went I
think it's safe to say, Jason, you tell me if
I'm wrong. If it wasn't for Kezy, none of us
would have gone to this true. You know, I had
no interest in it whatsoever. But when long we had
out dinner, we got all dress up, Keezy is absolutely
frothing it on theater. Support my bad. We go out,
(04:39):
we're having a lovely time. Now we're sitting there waiting
for him to come on ol ngle Bert, and I think, well,
how long is this going to take? And then I
was talking to my wife and all of a sudden
I was sort of overtaken by this need to start
changing his name. I did that a couple of times.
Then I got into a conversation with old Kezy and
Pagsan and this is the audio. We can see the
full video at the Hodekeep Show Instagram page.
Speaker 6 (05:02):
Le chart dangle and bat and go beat and go
beat and go beat and go beat.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
They go back there, you go back. Now, what it
sounds like there is that me and Keith, me and
Pugs and start a We started chant but what actually
ends up happening is the whole place starts chanting and clapping.
We certainly not the whole half the audience couldn't hear it,
(05:34):
but certainly a lot more than it sounds like in
that video. And the band were absolutely thrilled. The band
would chanting they had. The band were absolutely over because
you'd have to say, and all of the tours they've done,
the audience would never have started chanting Englebert, Engelbert, Englebert. No,
so they were. They were over the moon. Then they started.
(05:54):
They were throwing their arms up in the Yeah. Yes,
they were absolutely over the moon. You can imagine Englebert
would have been absolutely over the moon that his name
has been chanted on the other side of the world. Thrilled. Now,
what you can't tell by the audio is that I
get up on my feet. I'm so into it. I'm
chanting Anglebert. I'm on my feet. Now, what I'm thinking
in my head is the whole crowd's going to follow me,
(06:17):
the whole crowd. But in order for the crowd to
follow me, first, I need a friend to support me.
And I'm thinking, given, Keyesy is the reason why I'm there.
Keyzy is going to be the first one to his feet.
And now I'm ingleberting, I'm up on my feet. I'm clapping.
I look over to Kesey and he is glued to
his chair. And you left me to hang You hung
me out to dry last night.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Man, I left you, well I did, and like part
of me was like this is disrespectful. For some reason,
my brain was like, this is disrespectful. I don't know why.
You're right, Engelbert probably did love it, and in fact
the band started, he came out. Yeah, just as that
chant finished.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Can I just say on that front, I was chanting
with you, Mogi, but I didn't actually see you get
up because I couldn't see pass.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Kesey's Hong Kore cool.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
So yeah, I just sort of want to know what
the gats is man, Like we've supported you. I supported
you by going along and then I get up there,
I'm on my feet, it's alone, and you're hang me
out to dry.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, I'm sorry, man, not good enough. Kezy, Well, it's
just I also just like I was like Moogie's playing
silly buggers when this is a big night for Kezy.
It's silly buggers, I know, but like looking back now,
it wasn't silly buggers. Everyone was loving it. People around
you started clapping. I should have got up, but I
froze because it was my big night, and I was like,
oh my goodness, I don't want to have an embarrassing moment,
(07:38):
you know, attached to this big night. But the videos
on the Hodacky Big Show Instagram, and there's a lot
of comments on them, most of them from you, like
this one here you abandoned me, Keezy.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Yeah, well you did. I felt abandoned totally on an island.
Thank you. I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the
show because I just thought that this relationship has really
revealed itself.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
This one here, I got cramped from my toes, curling
so bad. That's from another listener, and I agree.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, people, it was embarrassing that I was left all
alone by my friends doing a standing ovation to encourage
a guy to come out on stage that I don't
even care about, but I only care about because of Kezy.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Yeah, I thought you were taking the purse. A lot
of comments about sicken hand embarrassment, someone suggesting we should
start a new segment called What's on the leave Mogi
hanging with Me Kesey, which is obviously stupid and we'd
never do that.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
That sounds pretty good, No, what about you know, see
this here as well. You pinned me up against the
wall and screwed me, Kezy.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That was from Mike Minogue. There was another one of yours.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
What about this one? He got on all fours and
looked over his shoulder at.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Meuse you again stopped commenting on our posts and Jayce
stops still laughing at the whole ka jokes from like
two minutes ago. Here's Pecksy's.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
The whole aking Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in on radio hold.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
On Stone Temple pilots there on the radio hod Archy
Big Show this Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty nine.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, gid a feelers the hey, look sometimes we've got
to have a bit of a serious shed on here.
It's not all you know, all blacks and buck will
around here, feels is it? Hey? Yeah, it's not all
given away trips to the Grand Final over there in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
It's not all cash, cash, cash and throbbers.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (09:27):
It's not all pires, pires, pires, it's not all busies.
Thank you signs to the front, Keezy Fellas. A couple
of months ago, I'm went and got myself a brain
scan because I've I suffer from a little known disease,
not outloads of bang on about it, but it's called
polycystic kidney disease. That's when you get a whole bunch
(09:50):
of cysts on your brain, on your kidneys. And one
of the side effects of this disease. And I'm a backbone,
I don't need to bother of me. But it can
be brain aneurysms. You heard about those?
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, I have. Yeah, what's your understand of what a
brain aneurysm is?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Pretty nasty? They can just you know, you can be
totally healthy and then then yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
For example, you and I could be sitting here having
a perfectly lovely chet Kesey and then boom bang, I'm
face down on this keyboard. So I should laugh. That's sad, honestly.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Face you'd be initially snog propped up, just be your
snows there on the keyboard pressing. What happened there?
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I don't carry on?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And then so I got the results back today. Finally
they ring me up with the results.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
Can we get a drum roll? It turns out I'm
really smart. I can't believe I had a.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Drum roll for that are you seriously, you turns really smart.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's what she said. That's not why she called me.
She said, all clear, your brain's areking sweet air. So
I can go hardcore on the darts, I can go
hardcore on the purse. You're a sweet runner. But she said,
you look like you're really there's no gaps. See a
lot of times you do a scan of the brain
and this gepsy where you've got more to learn. It
turns out I'm right, I'm full to the break. You
(11:25):
peaked with knowledge, not bad and money. I'm not even
fifty yet, so far out.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
That's really great man. So because of your kidneys, you
went in and got your brain scan, it came out
that you're really smart.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Well, not just that I'm really smart, also that I
can hit the dories I want and also hit the
hit the old piss.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
It sounds pretty smart.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Didn't you when after the broke because of the irony
of this, because you went to get your brain scanned,
and then when you were coming out of the scanner,
your snows got hopped on the top of the scanner
there and it broke it what the scanner, Yeah, brokers
broke a snow Wow.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, I did, but they had to put me in
the it's an mri jas, Yes, and I had to
go in for one that they normally used for elephants
the zoo.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Yeah, I thought they got you to lie on your side.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't know, yeah, right, because that would have broken
this well. No, it was the one down at the Zoolie.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Oh right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah nice.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
What do you think about that? Keys?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I'm okay, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
And isn't it funny when we get the all clear medically?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah? The thing is I can go hard now. Yeah,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
You should go and go.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
You should go down for a brain scan, Jason Jace, Yes,
what go.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Down for a brain scale? We could all come and
be fun. I'd love to go to the zervanim a bit.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Why would I need to go to the zoo?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Keysy, I don't know, Big Honker.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Beastie Boys there on the Radio Darchy Big Show. This
Thursday evening with Time is six thirty five And.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
I've got a bone to pick.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I got a bone a bit.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Pegs producer peg Son he's had an absolute shock of
the day, and I am fuman, hello here he is.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Well, you're in the studio.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Come through the.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Studio like an a studio.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Happy, Such a good one, Pegs. And earlier on he
brought in there's a bag of snacker chingy chips. Now
that's my first problem. These have been stolen from the
acc Now he knows damn well that those chips aren't
to be touched. And he came in with a bag
and on the table in here.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
What do you expect he's been watching Jake. You know, yeah,
steel chips daily.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I really look up to ja.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I haven't stolen chips in over three weeks, and can
I just.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Say two years.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I am disgusted that Pugs did that shock.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
But it was even worse.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Than that, because not only did he steal them, Mogi, Yes,
what happened when he brought them in?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Well, I'll tell you what happened. First of all, he
ate three quarters of the bag out there. We didn't
even know that he had the chips. Then he only
brought in the last quarter of the pack and gave
them twice because, as he said, I'm full of a bastard.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
You maybe heard ten percent of the sentence that I
said when I came in because I said food, Dilly
brought in the chips to me and threw them on
the desk, and I didn't want them because I'm full
of a bastard, and so I brought them into studio away,
(14:45):
which I know that's tense for me to do that.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
So Dilly Dilly's.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Chips all through his mustache she had when he brought
them in here, Yeah, shocking.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
And all over his busies.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Now, me and Jase didn't want to rather than waste them.
I had a couple and Jay's finished off the bed. Yeah.
Well anyway, I'm just looking at the bar here now
and it says that these chips expired on the fourth
of June, so they're over a month old. I could
get food poison here.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
Pogson, It's actually not my responsibility to read out food
packages for you.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Can I just a big boy.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
Because I had a few, and ever since then, there's
no word of a lie.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Have you been feeling squiffy?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
A bit squiffy and a bit woozy? Really, I'm about
to go up for hot pots soon, and I don't
know if I'm going to make it I'm feeling woozy.
I'm feeling slightly nauseous.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, just slaring.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Yeah, and I feel like, yeah far out?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Are you g well?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I hope so Keezy.
Speaker 4 (15:50):
Just then he forgot my name as well, you know.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Yeah, to be fair, it's getting late for him.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah, yeah, six eight God is at the time. Okay, good,
So you're happy with anyway. I'm just saying that I
don't think it's on. I think you should consider your
health pack. So, because you are a producer and you should.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Be looking out for us, I think you should so
coming in here and jumping that and us. Oh it's
just I thought you might here, man, my mistake. Yeah, no,
it's okay, Just don't do it again.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
How are you feeling?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Jason? What the hold?
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
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