May 30, 2026 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
David Bowie There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday evening. The time is six eighty seven. Hey Fellers,
do you feel like giving out some advice?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Absolutely sixty night.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
At gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Get in touch with the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
With the Fellows. It's stuff, Jace really email address Meet
Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Please do
get in touch. One hundred percent anonymous. If we read
it on the show, you get a prize or Puck's arm.
We'll send you out something nice, someone shiny.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Today's advice question one hundred percent anonymous. Of course, good question,
short to the point.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Get a fellows anonymous here. Having a work ut means
I have to sometimes drive colleagues. At the moment, I
have to drive an absolute punisher an hour each way
to and from work. He talks over your lovely voices
the whole way home. So I missed the show. He's
friendly enough, but just has the worst chat. I don't
want to get angry because then the drive will turn awkward.
(01:10):
How can I politely tell him to shut the hell up,
chairs anonymous tricky one. It is tricky because you've got
to see them every day and drive together every.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Day, and that is a particularly punishing amount of time
to be in the car two hours a day.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, you can't sit in the stank of having off.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I just every time he talks, I just lean over
and just turn up the radio a little bit louder.
You can a little bit louder, a little bit louder.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, it's interesting too, because there is this phenomenon for
the Big Show because quite often the fellows generally speaking,
I'm speaking in generalizations here, the fellows might be with
their partners in the car wanting to listen to the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Wait, so where the fellas where.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The fellow wanting to listen to the Big Show?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Some of their partners, and some of these guys partners
are men though.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And also some of the partners who are female also
listened to the show. A lot of them.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Don't like listening to the show.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And I say a lot of them, do you mean female?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, I mean that have come up to me and said, oh,
my boyfriend has obsessed with your show. I hate it.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes, yeah, I don't know why that is. I kin't.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean, doesn't make any sense to me, you know
what I mean. I light awake in bed at night
thinking about it. Sometimes, what are you wearing? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
See?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I think I figured it out.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I think I figured out the reason, bottom trawler.
I don't know what you do.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's a tough one because you know, he's probably well,
this person's probably just trying to be polite. You're making
convo past the time, doesn't realize that you really want
to listen to your favorite radio chef. It is your
favorite radio.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The only radio station that you can get on that
call that.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yes, And it is tough because you want to listen
to them. But also I've been in this situation too
where I'm trying to my left is listening to, you know,
my wife talking, for example, but my right here, yeah,
listened to like a podcast about the wars or you know.
It's a tough one. It's a real tough one. Can
you just go, hey, hang on a sick you can
just turn up the radio really loud.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I think so. I think you just need to be honest, man,
You just need to be honest and say, hey, man,
look I only get to listen to these guys on
the way home. Obviously, on the mornings, that's not such
a big deal. When there's probably breakfast or something, it
doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a biggie. But in the afternoon
it's it's a it's a precious time. And I think,
what's happening here is this guy that you're driving doesn't
know about the big show. He is quite possibly if
(03:27):
he did, why would he be talking exactly? So something
ains happening. Either he doesn't know about the big show
and you get an opportunity to introduce him to the
big show, or he does know about the big Show
and he doesn't like it and you can kick his
house out of the car and he can walk. That's right, agreed?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Can I say too? When you're on your way home
from work, especially after a hard day's yeka, Yeah, your
way home is you unwinding. So if you're ritual A
lot of people are ritualistic about the way they're listening
to do stuff. It would get on my nerves as well.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, I tend to make love to unwind.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
But I think I have figured out the issue that
we're facing. Yeah, pretty clear, meet patting nips sixty nine
at gmail dot com. If you haven't need advice on anything,
feel free to get in.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Touch The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday night. I lost my bearings there, Fellas.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Not for the first time today. Actually, mate, we've been
worried about your brain and once again you're slipping brother.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, try and lock in on the segment chase, because
I need you man with me. Guzy Fellers. Massive surfing
competition on in Raglan over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You see that, Oh, it's on everybody's lips. It's on
everybody's lips.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Well might not, you know, but as a World Surf
League event. It was happening in Raglan. I for you're
to surfing, big deal, huge deal. Look like a lovely
time out there. Actually great weather for it cold God
be cold.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Anyway, one of the photographers was attacked by what initially
was believed to have been a shark. Now, this happened
over the week and so it's old news. However, they've
come out now and they've looked at the botto. That
part was old news, but they've looked at the bike
right that he's gone to hospital. The photographer they've looked
at the bike and they've gone Actually, I don't think
(05:18):
there was a shark. I think it was maybe a
sea lion. Foot off, but we're not off, just bit
it nibbled at it because.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He doing in the water in the first place. A
photographer camera and they would have been like water all
over the lens and got into the mechanics.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You sounded like you knew what you were talking about
until you said got into the mechanics.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well you know, yeah, I mean from the shore, I
get it, but you can't be standing in the middle of.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
The surf No, sorry, Jason. He's going to waterproof cameras
out there in the water getting water based shots. And
you can see on the surf camp there way in
the distance him struggling, and then it's just a jet
ski hones out to him and picks him up, brings
him back to the beach. They help him off. He's hobbling.
Saw of his foot on his Instagram.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
There hopling too for shock. But my foot off, well it's.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It sounds like a jet ski bitter's foot off.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, so what are you saying? The knee down gone.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
No, no, no, no, no, it's just a bite mark. Like
he can still walk.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think what happened is one of the surfboards went
over the top of him and the fin on the
bottom of the surfboard sliced his foot off.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Come clean up. But he's fine, very rocky there and
he'll beause they had bite marks.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Rocks don't leave bite lacerations, you know, it's very So
you get.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
The rocks with the oyster shells on them.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
They can't some oysters that my ten year delicious.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Actually I tried an oyster over the weekend for the
first time. I didn't mind it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Did you fall off?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
No, neither did. This guy was bitten by something, And
the point of trying to make is that they they're
not sure whether it was a shark or a sea
lion or what it was, so they're saying sea creature.
He was bitten by a sea creature. So the news
as a guy has been bitten by something the other day,
and then we're the other day, we're not sure what
(07:10):
it is. Like a week ago, no it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkes.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Indeed smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening. There fellas earlier in the show and
the four to five hours talking about the fact that
being in the CBD, now I've suddenly noticed something happening
right under my massive snoles, and that is drug deals
happening all over the place. Once you see one, you
get an eye for it. And I saw four today, Yeah,
(07:43):
four drug deals, and I thought, geez, that's a business
I could get into, you know, maybe a bit of
drug running something like that. Sure, so we were talking
about the possibility of that through the show. People were
ringing up, putting their orders and it was going pretty bloody.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Well, we weren't talking about the possibility you were running
a drug slinging of operation through the Big Show. Yeah,
using the listeners, I personally didn't feel comfortable with it.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, Yeah, you sound like you commed onto it pretty quickly.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I'm sure distance, Oh sure.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I can imagine why you went. But unfortunately there's a
recording of it.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Well there is a recording because Jason went for a
WII and then he didn't come back in and then
this is what we heard next.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Hold you there, you get say, is that Keysy? It's Keysyte,
It's me.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's Horny Jay? You mate, listen. I'm sorry. I'm just
while I was going out, going for a spirit's just
the bloody coppers is just pulled through the bloody door
and it's a sixth Yeah mate, I'm just counting the
fellows that I'm just showing. I've got it through the radio.
It's live them. It's just a mess of.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, my name, my name, hang up, hang out, hang out,
hang up, hang up.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Okay, So I've got to drop him loose smoking. He's gone.
He's gone. So he's obviously got stung already for the
hurducky a.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Drug deal with drug deal. It might have been some
kind of sicko shit he was that too in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Well maybe, but it sounded pretty serious.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, probably both.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So he's been arrested, all right, from the end of
the Huducky Big Show's drug running scheme. I guess yeah,
it's a shame. It's a shame, actually shame.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh well, look but what did probably taking the rest
of the week off at least, I would say in
the yeah, well listens learned.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, it's pretty full on as you getting paid. Yes,
I was swarmed. They questioned me. Said I was looking
at ten to fifteen years or that kind of carry on,
and they wanted me to name names, and so you did.
I did. He and Pug sound good.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
But the things there listening to the show, right, that's
how they cottoned onto it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yes, well, because we're talking about it yesterday. What you
know what big fans of the show, some police officers are.
And in fact, your brother is a police officer. Yes,
he is, h which I thought it would have learned
some kind of protection. I thought so, But instead he's
the one that threw you under the bus.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Are you sure it was him? Because we can't just
go and bandy that about.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Like funnily enough, you've got a text for him saying
sorry bro the.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
The Offspring There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is six thirty eight.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Fellas. Last night I watched State of Origin? Did you
watch it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Is it? It is? No?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
No, okay?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And I was pretty excited. You know, I had my
bedding pot there and I had all this money and
it and I blew it. All that was fine. And
always get excited for Origin game one because you don't
know how the teams are sitting. It's all very excited,
sitting on the couch. Small glass of port, small half
bowl of Muncho's and tomato. No, I wish I asked
for that, and then they replaced it with the cheese
(10:44):
and onion ones.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I was gutted. So not not human, not as nice
as I'd want it to be.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I prefer there was savvy pea pods in.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
A completely different realm, Jason, completely different realm.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Good though, aren't they? Yeah they're really man.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, not too bad, especially you like a bit of
spice years sorry, Keezy Rugby.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
No, no, no, we can talk about pea pods if
you want.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, because it's got the sabi on them, and sometimes
you find that they've got a bit too much. Often
that with sabi will be bigger than the PA itself.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And I find the dust from the sabi PA pods
really play with my bowels. But anyway, believe let's talk
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
No, I keep going, I know I asked, what I
got is that all you got?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
A right? Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So what happened was at the very start of the
game the Australian national anthem played. Yes, that makes sense,
and it was absolutely terrible. Have a listener right and
tell me this isn't the most Australian sounding anthem you've
ever heard? Oh sweet Jewish? Can you hear that? Ossie tweys?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's so bad, pretty shocking.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It is terrible and it is odd. I immediately messaged,
We've got a man Monday group chat from the ACC
that has like Die Handwood been Hurley Mania suet everyone
and the pants Man, and I was just like, this
is the worst most ossy anthem I've ever heard. Straight
away everyone I was thinking the exact same thing. Turns
out his name is Robbie Mortimer. He's a country singer.
What a country singer? Well, what did you think?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I said, nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, So what are your thoughts listening back to that?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, it feels like we're singing somebody out for their
accent and mocking them for it, hating on them because
of where they're from. I couldn't agree more and it
should be more of it, more for it.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Having said that we've had a few shockers in our time,
and actually I think it was with the rugby league
is well. One shocker I'm thinking of with the New
Zealand national anthem and it was a rugby league match
and the poor woman that was doing it kind of
fell apart.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I remember there was an American woman that did it
once since she could shouldn't know about the the Maldi pronuncia.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, I mean it just seems like you're listening back
to that, you going, should we get this guy to
do it? And he's obviously a very successful artist.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
But Australia would say our normal, kezy, beautiful year, the
os A ripping it apart really, oh well.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Bye the good bye.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Cret That's what it sounded like.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well it's interesting, yeah, because I mean, who are we
to say? Yeah, because but I find the Australian accident
a little harsh.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, kind of like the was sabi. P there
was sabi because I find when you get too much
of there was sometimes there's more with sabi on there
than there is p totally.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Man the Whole Show with Jason, Mike and KEYESI tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodaki
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
David Bowie There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday evening. The time is six eighty seven. Hey Fellers,
do you feel like giving out some advice?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Absolutely sixty night.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
At gmail dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Get in touch with the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
With the Fellows. It's stuff, Jace really email address Meet
Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Please do
get in touch. One hundred percent anonymous. If we read
it on the show, you get a prize or Puck's arm.
We'll send you out something nice, someone shiny.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Now.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Today's advice question one hundred percent anonymous. Of course, good question,
short to the point.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I like it.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Get a fellows anonymous here. Having a work ut means
I have to sometimes drive colleagues. At the moment, I
have to drive an absolute punisher an hour each way
to and from work. He talks over your lovely voices
the whole way home. So I missed the show. He's
friendly enough, but just has the worst chat. I don't
want to get angry because then the drive will turn awkward.
(01:10):
How can I politely tell him to shut the hell up,
chairs anonymous tricky one. It is tricky because you've got
to see them every day and drive together every.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Day, and that is a particularly punishing amount of time
to be in the car two hours a day.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Yeah, yeah, you can't sit in the stank of having off.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I just every time he talks, I just lean over
and just turn up the radio a little bit louder.
You can a little bit louder, a little bit louder.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, it's interesting too, because there is this phenomenon for
the Big Show because quite often the fellows generally speaking,
I'm speaking in generalizations here, the fellows might be with
their partners in the car wanting to listen to the Fellers.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Wait, so where the fellas where.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The fellow wanting to listen to the Big Show?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Some of their partners, and some of these guys partners
are men though.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
And also some of the partners who are female also
listened to the show. A lot of them.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Don't like listening to the show.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
And I say a lot of them, do you mean female?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yes, I mean that have come up to me and said, oh,
my boyfriend has obsessed with your show. I hate it.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yes, yeah, I don't know why that is. I kin't.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I mean, doesn't make any sense to me, you know
what I mean. I light awake in bed at night
thinking about it. Sometimes, what are you wearing? Nothing?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
See?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
I think I figured it out.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, I think I figured out the reason, bottom trawler.
I don't know what you do.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
It's a tough one because you know, he's probably well,
this person's probably just trying to be polite. You're making
convo past the time, doesn't realize that you really want
to listen to your favorite radio chef. It is your
favorite radio.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The only radio station that you can get on that
call that.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yes, And it is tough because you want to listen
to them. But also I've been in this situation too
where I'm trying to my left is listening to, you know,
my wife talking, for example, but my right here, yeah,
listened to like a podcast about the wars or you know.
It's a tough one. It's a real tough one. Can
you just go, hey, hang on a sick you can
just turn up the radio really loud.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I think so. I think you just need to be honest, man,
You just need to be honest and say, hey, man,
look I only get to listen to these guys on
the way home. Obviously, on the mornings, that's not such
a big deal. When there's probably breakfast or something, it
doesn't matter. Yeah, it's a biggie. But in the afternoon
it's it's a it's a precious time. And I think,
what's happening here is this guy that you're driving doesn't
know about the big show. He is quite possibly if
(03:27):
he did, why would he be talking exactly? So something
ains happening. Either he doesn't know about the big show
and you get an opportunity to introduce him to the
big show, or he does know about the big Show
and he doesn't like it and you can kick his
house out of the car and he can walk. That's right, agreed?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Can I say too? When you're on your way home
from work, especially after a hard day's yeka, Yeah, your
way home is you unwinding. So if you're ritual A
lot of people are ritualistic about the way they're listening
to do stuff. It would get on my nerves as well.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, yeah, I tend to make love to unwind.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
But I think I have figured out the issue that
we're facing. Yeah, pretty clear, meet patting nips sixty nine
at gmail dot com. If you haven't need advice on anything,
feel free to get in.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Touch The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday night. I lost my bearings there, Fellas.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Not for the first time today. Actually, mate, we've been
worried about your brain and once again you're slipping brother.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Yeah, try and lock in on the segment chase, because
I need you man with me. Guzy Fellers. Massive surfing
competition on in Raglan over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
You see that, Oh, it's on everybody's lips. It's on
everybody's lips.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Well might not, you know, but as a World Surf
League event. It was happening in Raglan. I for you're
to surfing, big deal, huge deal. Look like a lovely
time out there. Actually great weather for it cold God
be cold.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Anyway, one of the photographers was attacked by what initially
was believed to have been a shark. Now, this happened
over the week and so it's old news. However, they've
come out now and they've looked at the botto. That
part was old news, but they've looked at the bike
right that he's gone to hospital. The photographer they've looked
at the bike and they've gone Actually, I don't think
(05:18):
there was a shark. I think it was maybe a
sea lion. Foot off, but we're not off, just bit
it nibbled at it because.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
He doing in the water in the first place. A
photographer camera and they would have been like water all
over the lens and got into the mechanics.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
You sounded like you knew what you were talking about
until you said got into the mechanics.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Well you know, yeah, I mean from the shore, I
get it, but you can't be standing in the middle of.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
The surf No, sorry, Jason. He's going to waterproof cameras
out there in the water getting water based shots. And
you can see on the surf camp there way in
the distance him struggling, and then it's just a jet
ski hones out to him and picks him up, brings
him back to the beach. They help him off. He's hobbling.
Saw of his foot on his Instagram.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
There hopling too for shock. But my foot off, well it's.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It sounds like a jet ski bitter's foot off.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, so what are you saying? The knee down gone.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
No, no, no, no, no, it's just a bite mark. Like
he can still walk.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think what happened is one of the surfboards went
over the top of him and the fin on the
bottom of the surfboard sliced his foot off.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Come clean up. But he's fine, very rocky there and
he'll beause they had bite marks.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Rocks don't leave bite lacerations, you know, it's very So
you get.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
The rocks with the oyster shells on them.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
They can't some oysters that my ten year delicious.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Actually I tried an oyster over the weekend for the
first time. I didn't mind it.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Did you fall off?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
No, neither did. This guy was bitten by something, And
the point of trying to make is that they they're
not sure whether it was a shark or a sea
lion or what it was, so they're saying sea creature.
He was bitten by a sea creature. So the news
as a guy has been bitten by something the other day,
and then we're the other day, we're not sure what
(07:10):
it is. Like a week ago, no it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkes.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Indeed smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening. There fellas earlier in the show and
the four to five hours talking about the fact that
being in the CBD, now I've suddenly noticed something happening
right under my massive snoles, and that is drug deals
happening all over the place. Once you see one, you
get an eye for it. And I saw four today, Yeah,
(07:43):
four drug deals, and I thought, geez, that's a business
I could get into, you know, maybe a bit of
drug running something like that. Sure, so we were talking
about the possibility of that through the show. People were
ringing up, putting their orders and it was going pretty bloody.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
Well, we weren't talking about the possibility you were running
a drug slinging of operation through the Big Show. Yeah,
using the listeners, I personally didn't feel comfortable with it.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, Yeah, you sound like you commed onto it pretty quickly.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
I'm sure distance, Oh sure.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I can imagine why you went. But unfortunately there's a
recording of it.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Well there is a recording because Jason went for a
WII and then he didn't come back in and then
this is what we heard next.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Hold you there, you get say, is that Keysy? It's Keysyte,
It's me.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
What's up?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
It's Horny Jay? You mate, listen. I'm sorry. I'm just
while I was going out, going for a spirit's just
the bloody coppers is just pulled through the bloody door
and it's a sixth Yeah mate, I'm just counting the
fellows that I'm just showing. I've got it through the radio.
It's live them. It's just a mess of.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Yeah, my name, my name, hang up, hang out, hang out,
hang up, hang up.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Okay, So I've got to drop him loose smoking. He's gone.
He's gone. So he's obviously got stung already for the
hurducky a.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Drug deal with drug deal. It might have been some
kind of sicko shit he was that too in the toilet.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Well maybe, but it sounded pretty serious.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, probably both.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So he's been arrested, all right, from the end of
the Huducky Big Show's drug running scheme. I guess yeah,
it's a shame. It's a shame, actually shame.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Oh well, look but what did probably taking the rest
of the week off at least, I would say in
the yeah, well listens learned.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, it's pretty full on as you getting paid. Yes,
I was swarmed. They questioned me. Said I was looking
at ten to fifteen years or that kind of carry on,
and they wanted me to name names, and so you did.
I did. He and Pug sound good.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
But the things there listening to the show, right, that's
how they cottoned onto it.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yes, well, because we're talking about it yesterday. What you
know what big fans of the show, some police officers are.
And in fact, your brother is a police officer. Yes,
he is, h which I thought it would have learned
some kind of protection. I thought so, But instead he's
the one that threw you under the bus.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Are you sure it was him? Because we can't just
go and bandy that about.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Like funnily enough, you've got a text for him saying
sorry bro the.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
The Offspring There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is six thirty eight.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Fellas. Last night I watched State of Origin? Did you
watch it?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Is it? It is? No?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
No, okay?
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And I was pretty excited. You know, I had my
bedding pot there and I had all this money and
it and I blew it. All that was fine. And
always get excited for Origin game one because you don't
know how the teams are sitting. It's all very excited,
sitting on the couch. Small glass of port, small half
bowl of Muncho's and tomato. No, I wish I asked
for that, and then they replaced it with the cheese
(10:44):
and onion ones.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
I was gutted. So not not human, not as nice
as I'd want it to be.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I prefer there was savvy pea pods in.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
A completely different realm, Jason, completely different realm.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Good though, aren't they? Yeah they're really man.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, not too bad, especially you like a bit of
spice years sorry, Keezy Rugby.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
No, no, no, we can talk about pea pods if
you want.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, because it's got the sabi on them, and sometimes
you find that they've got a bit too much. Often
that with sabi will be bigger than the PA itself.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And I find the dust from the sabi PA pods
really play with my bowels. But anyway, believe let's talk
about it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
No, I keep going, I know I asked, what I
got is that all you got?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
A right? Okay?
Speaker 4 (11:20):
So what happened was at the very start of the
game the Australian national anthem played. Yes, that makes sense,
and it was absolutely terrible. Have a listener right and
tell me this isn't the most Australian sounding anthem you've
ever heard? Oh sweet Jewish? Can you hear that? Ossie tweys?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
It's so bad, pretty shocking.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
It is terrible and it is odd. I immediately messaged,
We've got a man Monday group chat from the ACC
that has like Die Handwood been Hurley Mania suet everyone
and the pants Man, and I was just like, this
is the worst most ossy anthem I've ever heard. Straight
away everyone I was thinking the exact same thing. Turns
out his name is Robbie Mortimer. He's a country singer.
What a country singer? Well, what did you think?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
I said, nothing?
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Yeah, So what are your thoughts listening back to that?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Well, it feels like we're singing somebody out for their
accent and mocking them for it, hating on them because
of where they're from. I couldn't agree more and it
should be more of it, more for it.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Having said that we've had a few shockers in our time,
and actually I think it was with the rugby league
is well. One shocker I'm thinking of with the New
Zealand national anthem and it was a rugby league match
and the poor woman that was doing it kind of
fell apart.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I remember there was an American woman that did it
once since she could shouldn't know about the the Maldi pronuncia.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah, I mean it just seems like you're listening back
to that, you going, should we get this guy to
do it? And he's obviously a very successful artist.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
But Australia would say our normal, kezy, beautiful year, the
os A ripping it apart really, oh well.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Bye the good bye.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Cret That's what it sounded like.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well it's interesting, yeah, because I mean, who are we
to say? Yeah, because but I find the Australian accident
a little harsh.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Yeah, yeah, kind of like the was sabi. P there
was sabi because I find when you get too much
of there was sometimes there's more with sabi on there
than there is p totally.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Man the Whole Show with Jason, Mike and KEYESI tune
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