January 31, 2026 • 18 mins
On today's bonus best bits, Pugs gets cancelled, we give out some advice and Mogey gives his verdict on electric cars.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio holding.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Us There on the radio, hold Aky Big Show this
Friday afternoon. Now, But we've got Pugs in the studio,
and can I just say how I always want it
really cute? You know, you guys talk about my shirts
and stuff all the time, and have you ever notice
you might not notice this, Whenever I wear a different
shirt the next day, Pugs always tries to copy me
with it, Like an emerald sort of shirt that I
(00:27):
was wearing yesterday. It's very cute and sweet, and I
feel a certain responsibility now with the stuff I wear
because I know that Pugs is going to try and
replicate it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hey pugsys, Hey Fellers, how are you? Is that why
you're wearing that green shirt?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Well, I sort of see the seed planted by Hoodie J,
and you know, I see the way the fabric falls
on his body, and I think, you.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Know, we can do something about that.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You're gonna try it.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
And so now I'm wearing an emerald green shirt today.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Can I just say not as nice as Howdy J's
really really nice brand new.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah, Well, the thing is this one's old ass, one's brand.
I was way out the bag.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Look, guys, the reason why I've got Pugs in he
is because I'm worried about Pugs. I she's just gonna
play the chat. No, this isn't chat ah.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
T.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Actually it's actually not even a laughing about it. Okay, jeez,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Do you know min i A Stuart does the breakfast
show or something a something.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, he does the breakfast show on the radio Hodaki.
He sent me a screenshot. Oh no, what if something
Pugs had done. It was a thing on Instagram and
you know how it tells you who's liked stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh god, what did I like?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was Pugs?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
I'd liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, And he sends it to me and he says, geez, Pugs.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I have no idea what this is.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And then I said, w t if Pugs And then
he said, you should probably talk about this on it.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
That's great news.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's a meme. Someone tweeted saying they're making me take
sexual harassment training at work.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
I'm worried that this is going to be what racist
or something. I was sexual arrassment that it was racist. Anyway,
it's just as bad Okay, good.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a meme that says that making me take sexual
harassment training at work even though I already knew how
to do it, and it's liked by pugs. What the
hell is that about?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I don't remember liking that. That is not something that
I would associate myself. I don't condone or find that funny.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Well you like it? Well, why you for fear indication
that because I'm deeply good stuff? So well?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I mean, is it a sarcastic meme? Like, is it
like a joke?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Is there anything funny about it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I think that I'm I mean, you shouldn't have brought
this up on Yeah, this is this is a behind
the scenes off their kind of scenarios.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Just shocker.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, pugs, you just want to explain yourself real quicker.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
We'll just let you explain my life. I don't recall
liking that, do you?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Because it's got your photo.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Next, this is that thing where you go, I have
no recollection your hat. Yes, you has one part of
the situation.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Because I know back in the day you used to
say that you used to like porn hab videos and
comment on them, and I was like, really well.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, well that's the thing I can remember liking pornhub video.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah, what it is that pegs find so funny?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's a tweet, it's a mean and it's there making
me take sexual harassment training at work even though I
already know how to do it. Liked by call me
pugs and the last been there?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Amen?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Brother whoa absolutely not?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You guys are sick.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah you are also in the last break before we
went over to five o'clock.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
And how you said we might not do it? I
really wish we had it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, the whole Archy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hod Ike Sound Garden.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
There on the radio Hoarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
The time is four thirty five.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Fellas over the Christmas and New Years break, did a
little roady? Been a while actually since I've done a roady.
Generally we take planes these days, yes, flash bastards, you
know how those kezy man. But we've just got on
a new caw so we thought we'd we'd hit the road.
Well I didn't want to, but the wife did.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You'd rather fly down? Yeah, because I'm a big fan
of a road ship.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
The thing I've found about flying over driving.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Is it's quicker, Yeah, it's definitely faster.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, well, it depends where you're going, because if you
were going to work, if you're coming here from oh yeah,
you know you're going to get to the airports miles away.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
No, that's true, there'd be a bit more driving then.
I hadn't thought about that, Kesy. It's good man. The
trouble with this car and the thing the reason why
I don't really want to do it was because it's
an electric cars out of electricity, and the problem with
the electric cars there is they've got a limited range.
The one we've got has got three hundred and fifteen
kilometers range.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Is that all?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Yeah? Wow? Yeah. Now you can get ones that are
hybrid and there stands obviously a range right out, but
this is purely electric, Keysy. That's all you get now.
Of course, going from Auckland to Wellington, which is where
I spent Christmas, we did six hundred and forty ks.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Right, so that's not even you're going.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
To not quite half way.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Yeah. Well then the other problem is a charging station.
So you could say to yourself, well I have to
charge twice maybe and then I have a full pretty
much a full battery once I get down to Wellington.
But you have to work out where you're going based
on the available charging stations that there are, right, So
the charging station is not going to be right at
the end of the limits of your battery is that
(05:54):
you're going to recharge when you've got to k left
on it or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Going through the desert road. Is there a charging thing there?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Look, you wouldn't want to risk it, kezy, I'll put
to you that way man. So we ended up having
to recharge three times, three times. Now, there's a few
things that I found here. One is the cost. Now
I assumed that the cost would be bloody cheap. It
would be dirt.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Cheap, like five bucks or five yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
A stretch, thank you, But charging up it was about
thirty thirty five bucks a pop, right, okay, So we
had to do three of those, so.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
She was over.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
She was over a handy, Yeah, over a handy. So
not not really a super massive saving for old Mogi.
The other thing that you've got to take into accounter course,
is that every time you stop to charge the battery
takes about thirty or forty minutes, so you're not just
driving down you the way I like to drive Jason
Keezy over there is I just like to get there.
(06:56):
We might stop once for five minutes for somebody to
go to the toilet. We might, but other than that
we just get in there all the way to Wellington,
all the way. So an electric Hamma down absolutely unless so,
an electric car does not suit my temperament for a
road trip. It's not for me at all.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Now, if you're in Auckland and you're charging your car
at your home, it costs you about ten bucks to
charge it up. So that's all good, isn't it That sweet?
Is So my recommendation is don't get an electric car
unless you want to get into a fight with your missus. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I would recommend it for downtown driver. I would
(07:34):
recommend it for a home and going to work and
all that sort of carry on. Cheapest chips, it's a
great car, blah blah blah, but do not go on
a roady unless you've got all the time in the
world to get there. Yes, super super annoying. The other
thing that I didn't like about it, but this is
probably not because it's electric. It's got a million safety features.
You cross over the seat of the line, the car
starts shaking, you're too close to the car in front
(07:57):
of it, slams on the brakes, all these sorts of things.
So I've got a pre set on it where I've
turned off about fifteen of these ridiculous safety features. You
jump in the car, I can push a couple of
buttons and it's all turned off. But it occurred to
me that I'm probably, well not probably, I'm paying for
all that shit debt, I'm paying for all these safety
things which I hate, and then I'm not using So
(08:18):
how much does that cost?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
In me?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Keezy? Can you tell me how much it's costing me?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Me? Just on the mats here, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
It's probably about that. So people are they're putting all
the stuff into cars, But I would just consider all
of that stuff before you buy any car, because it
never occurred to me at all. Yes, certainly, not the
fact that I'd be paying for it, and then EFN
and Jeff and every time I get in the car,
you know what I mean. This is what I think.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I mentioned this at the end of last year. I'm
really thinking of going back to like an early nineties
or late eighties Japanese vehicle.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I've got my teeter.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well the teatas are mid two thousands.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Heaper shit.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
But you know, I want to go back to that
golden era of Japanese vehicles where there was no issues
that the windows may have been electric, but most likely
wipe wine to handle things. Yet the earcon and stuff
was just a little switch on the dashboard.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I want to go back to that.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Too easy man, and also being able to fix things
as well. I mean not that I could, but they
are flexible by humans as opposed to you got to
plug them into a computer. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I hear you, brother, It's just all too complicated, Maggie.
There's nothing like good clean petroleum absolutely pumping.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Out into the air.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You squirt it into the air.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I do. Yeah, here's white stripes.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Puel Jam there on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Holdankey Big show this Wednesday evening. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Stop you're ruining what is a great thing and a
great segment by taking the purse.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I'm doing my where you're going me and mog.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You just go things evolve.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
No, I know they evolved, but sometimes they shouldn't, all right,
So it's just if we're going to sing along, let's
just do a good job of it. Just far Jace,
you sounded great.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Thanks, man, don't just fart all.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Over my Cigarett modey. Come on, man, we're gonna grow
up here we.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Go me.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Lately.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I was late. It was on
me me petting the sixty nine at gmail dot com. Really, maladres,
get in touch if you need advice on anything, and
if we read it on the show, you get a
fifty dollars rebig about you get a fearless This one's
from anonymous. By the way, I hope you're well. I
wanted your take on something. I'm thinking seriously about moving
(10:57):
back to New Zealand.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I was born in.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Top Or but left when I was three, and despite
living in London most of my life, New Zealand has
always felt like home, which is interesting.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
He listens to the old Big Show there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, but if he's three when he left.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
He's not three now.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, it's not a long time in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Like you wouldn't really think fondly of your time.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
In New Zealand where he's a backbone Well, yeah, obviously
he's got backbone in his blood.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I was gonna say it's in his blood.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Keys's vain. You know, you cut of skin open and
backbone blood comes out. Backbone blood. Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The thing putting me off is that everyone tells me
I'd be mad to leave a good banking.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Job in London because how good is that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Because wages in the cost of living in New Zealand
aren't great. It's making me sick and guess myself, what
do you guys think? Is it worth exploring a move
or is New Zealand really a complete shait hold nowadays?
I don't know who's saying that New Zealand's literally one
of the best places to be in the world right now.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
A very big conundrum because generally speaking, in comparison to
your places like London or Australia, et ceterrics, et cetera,
the money is a lot better in terms of the
work that they do over there.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That's true, yees, but one hundred percent. But I would
argue that living in New Zealand, especially in this day
and age, Jase, there's so much going on in the
world and you're living in the biggest city, one of
the biggest season in the world, London. I'll be freaking
out about that shit. I like being using a little
island in the middle of nowhere and he's you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Know, he's a banker working in London. He must be
a rich bas just save us. He must be absolutely load.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
The trick is, yeah, if you've got a bank full
of the of sterling and you're coming home, then you're
going to be sweet sweet. But I would make sure
that you have that before you come home. Why wouldn't you?
Also depends how oldie is. Yes, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well, he listens to our show, so I'm thinking mid thirties, right,
early twenties or maybe forty five.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I know, he could be any teenager.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
He could be like one of those old fellows that
were run into at our live shows.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Could be It could also just be four like he
moved through.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
When you want to come back job in London, that's right, Gee.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Maybe I don't know the bloody laborers there.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Yeah, I mean trigger, I mean I'd come back for
a holiday and see how you feel. That would be
the way. Wouldn't it take two Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Good, make it more than a month. Yeah, a month
or two months, give it a crack, see what you feel.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
But the thing is good. Like getting two months off
a big banking job in London. Oh yes, no way,
they'll give you that. You have to quit, Well, just
quit and come back to New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Gave up a ship load by a mean house somewhere
here in New Zealand to move back to. I don't
recommend going back to Toball to like go to another
big city after me in London. You have to go
to like Auckland, I think, because going from big city
to a small town, that's like.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Well, that's the thing. You'd be the big man on campus,
big man on campus, old money bags his name here,
not Anonymous, old money bags, Anonymous, wandering around town with
his pin striped suit and his wacky accent and it's
monicaal yeah, and it's monical and talking like a Kiwi
and an Englishman at the same time, and just throwing
pound notes all over the.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Joint, swinging his cane.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
That's right. You could own a small town in New Zealand.
How good would that be?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And actually, Keysy, just on that front. I mean people
with the New Zealand are doing that. They're leaving their
big city jobs and moving a little little, you know community.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
It depends on your time of life, yes it does.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, But also I'm saying going from London, one of
the biggest cities in the world, the most you know,
important cities in the world, to then go to Topaul,
which is a lovely spot. But like, I think you
needed something in between there otherwise it's going to be
like shocked for you after two days you give a
gow onboard.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yeah, yeah, look, it's a big decision, that's for sure.
I'd start with the holiday mate.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And also New Zealand's great, it's awesome.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Like if you're some kind of sport palmye bastard, this
is not the place for you.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, obviously, I hope he's not one of them.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And four on Radio Hodake Live there on the radio,
hold Arky Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
This glorious thusday evening fellows. I've got a bone to pick.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
And there a bone to pick. You've got a natural rhythm.
Was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Now, it's something that it's that I've noticed more and more.
I don't know if it's old age. I don't know
if it's you know that I'm just turning into a
really grumpy old bastard. I know, but geez, I'm bloody
near in the forties, kizy.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
And I'm freaking out about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But it's when I go into a dairy or a
bakery or some such place and I purchased.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Something, and I'll say to them, like I did today.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I went into my local bakery and I said, just
a curry roll.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
What is a carry roll?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Like a spring roll?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's like a spring roll, but it's carried with rice
and menigs.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It's like a spring roll. It's the same size as
a spring.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Get away from the important effect. Let's say it's a pie.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Just a steak and cheese pie.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And then they.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And then they put the pie on the you know,
the little county and they got anything else? And it's like, no,
I just told you what I wanted. I went into
the dairy today and got some milk. Put that on
the calendar, just to melk. Thanks, anything else? No, if
I wanted anything else, I would tell you I wanted
something out.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I wouldn't just say you, wouldn't use the word just yes,
just this, just this means only this, yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Is this the same shop?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, they're different shops, right, Okay.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
That also annoys me. When you answer the phone, it's
a similar thing, yes, and there's not a big deal,
but for some reason it annoys me exponentially more than
it should. And then is when you answer the phone
and you say good a Mike speaking, and they say, Hi,
is that Mike?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
What you mean that?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
I totally get that. Absolutely similar. You answer the phone
and good a hello, he are you good? Good? Have
you got time to talk? M I answered the phone. Yeah,
that's how you know I've got time to talk. I
don't answer the phone and go ah, sorry, talk okay.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So I like, I get that very very small minor inconvenience,
and and I acknowledge.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
That, ye, so do I.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
That's what I say. Am I becoming a grumpy old man?
For me?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's just a little bit. It's like a little pebble
in the works of things. And it's the little pebbles
that annoy me. It's a pebble in my shoe, not
your sketches.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
The reason why I ask how big the curry roll
is because I understand like a spring roll. I'm picturing
like a little tiny one that you get as part
of a start and a tie.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Just to normal about that big, about two or three inches,
quite thick.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Easy? Please? Um, you know that you get it at
the takeaways.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
So would you say it's like the same thickness and
width as like a hot dog on a stick, just
the hot dog parts? Yes, okay, Because the reason why
I didn't undertand why you're getting gumpy is because I
was picturing a tiny little spring roll and then being
like anything else, well just this fifty cents worth of food, No, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean I've never seen one of those spring rolls
in a bakery, Kesey. You're talking like the little boutique
sort of spring the frozen. They don't have them in bakery.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Jason's hands, those look massive.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Us There on the radio, hold Aky Big Show this
Friday afternoon. Now, But we've got Pugs in the studio,
and can I just say how I always want it
really cute? You know, you guys talk about my shirts
and stuff all the time, and have you ever notice
you might not notice this, Whenever I wear a different
shirt the next day, Pugs always tries to copy me
with it, Like an emerald sort of shirt that I
(00:27):
was wearing yesterday. It's very cute and sweet, and I
feel a certain responsibility now with the stuff I wear
because I know that Pugs is going to try and
replicate it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hey pugsys, Hey Fellers, how are you? Is that why
you're wearing that green shirt?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Well, I sort of see the seed planted by Hoodie J,
and you know, I see the way the fabric falls
on his body, and I think, you.
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Know, we can do something about that.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
You're gonna try it.
Speaker 6 (00:50):
And so now I'm wearing an emerald green shirt today.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Can I just say not as nice as Howdy J's
really really nice brand new.
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Yeah, Well, the thing is this one's old ass, one's brand.
I was way out the bag.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Look, guys, the reason why I've got Pugs in he
is because I'm worried about Pugs. I she's just gonna
play the chat. No, this isn't chat ah.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
T.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Actually it's actually not even a laughing about it. Okay, jeez,
it's not.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Do you know min i A Stuart does the breakfast
show or something a something.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know, he does the breakfast show on the radio Hodaki.
He sent me a screenshot. Oh no, what if something
Pugs had done. It was a thing on Instagram and
you know how it tells you who's liked stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Oh god, what did I like?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It was Pugs?
Speaker 7 (01:43):
I'd liked it.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, And he sends it to me and he says, geez, Pugs.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
I have no idea what this is.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
And then I said, w t if Pugs And then
he said, you should probably talk about this on it.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
That's great news.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
It's a meme. Someone tweeted saying they're making me take
sexual harassment training at work.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
I'm worried that this is going to be what racist
or something. I was sexual arrassment that it was racist. Anyway,
it's just as bad Okay, good.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
It's a meme that says that making me take sexual
harassment training at work even though I already knew how
to do it, and it's liked by pugs. What the
hell is that about?
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I don't remember liking that. That is not something that
I would associate myself. I don't condone or find that funny.
Speaker 7 (02:38):
Well you like it? Well, why you for fear indication
that because I'm deeply good stuff? So well?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I mean, is it a sarcastic meme? Like, is it
like a joke?
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Well?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Is there anything funny about it?
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I think that I'm I mean, you shouldn't have brought
this up on Yeah, this is this is a behind
the scenes off their kind of scenarios.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Just shocker.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Well, pugs, you just want to explain yourself real quicker.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
We'll just let you explain my life. I don't recall
liking that, do you?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Because it's got your photo.
Speaker 7 (03:09):
Next, this is that thing where you go, I have
no recollection your hat. Yes, you has one part of
the situation.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Because I know back in the day you used to
say that you used to like porn hab videos and
comment on them, and I was like, really well.
Speaker 6 (03:30):
Yeah, well that's the thing I can remember liking pornhub video.
Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah, what it is that pegs find so funny?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
It's a tweet, it's a mean and it's there making
me take sexual harassment training at work even though I
already know how to do it. Liked by call me
pugs and the last been there?
Speaker 7 (03:50):
Amen?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Brother whoa absolutely not?
Speaker 6 (03:56):
You guys are sick.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Yeah you are also in the last break before we
went over to five o'clock.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
And how you said we might not do it? I
really wish we had it.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, the whole Archy Big Show week days from four
on Radio hod Ike Sound Garden.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
There on the radio Hoarchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
The time is four thirty five.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
Fellas over the Christmas and New Years break, did a
little roady? Been a while actually since I've done a roady.
Generally we take planes these days, yes, flash bastards, you
know how those kezy man. But we've just got on
a new caw so we thought we'd we'd hit the road.
Well I didn't want to, but the wife did.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
You'd rather fly down? Yeah, because I'm a big fan
of a road ship.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
The thing I've found about flying over driving.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
Is it's quicker, Yeah, it's definitely faster.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, well, it depends where you're going, because if you
were going to work, if you're coming here from oh yeah,
you know you're going to get to the airports miles away.
Speaker 7 (04:55):
No, that's true, there'd be a bit more driving then.
I hadn't thought about that, Kesy. It's good man. The
trouble with this car and the thing the reason why
I don't really want to do it was because it's
an electric cars out of electricity, and the problem with
the electric cars there is they've got a limited range.
The one we've got has got three hundred and fifteen
kilometers range.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
Is that all?
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Yeah? Wow? Yeah. Now you can get ones that are
hybrid and there stands obviously a range right out, but
this is purely electric, Keysy. That's all you get now.
Of course, going from Auckland to Wellington, which is where
I spent Christmas, we did six hundred and forty ks.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Right, so that's not even you're going.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
To not quite half way.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Yeah. Well then the other problem is a charging station.
So you could say to yourself, well I have to
charge twice maybe and then I have a full pretty
much a full battery once I get down to Wellington.
But you have to work out where you're going based
on the available charging stations that there are, right, So
the charging station is not going to be right at
the end of the limits of your battery is that
(05:54):
you're going to recharge when you've got to k left
on it or whatever.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Going through the desert road. Is there a charging thing there?
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Look, you wouldn't want to risk it, kezy, I'll put
to you that way man. So we ended up having
to recharge three times, three times. Now, there's a few
things that I found here. One is the cost. Now
I assumed that the cost would be bloody cheap. It
would be dirt.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Cheap, like five bucks or five yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:23):
A stretch, thank you, But charging up it was about
thirty thirty five bucks a pop, right, okay, So we
had to do three of those, so.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
She was over.
Speaker 7 (06:34):
She was over a handy, Yeah, over a handy. So
not not really a super massive saving for old Mogi.
The other thing that you've got to take into accounter course,
is that every time you stop to charge the battery
takes about thirty or forty minutes, so you're not just
driving down you the way I like to drive Jason
Keezy over there is I just like to get there.
(06:56):
We might stop once for five minutes for somebody to
go to the toilet. We might, but other than that
we just get in there all the way to Wellington,
all the way. So an electric Hamma down absolutely unless so,
an electric car does not suit my temperament for a
road trip. It's not for me at all.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:12):
Now, if you're in Auckland and you're charging your car
at your home, it costs you about ten bucks to
charge it up. So that's all good, isn't it That sweet?
Is So my recommendation is don't get an electric car
unless you want to get into a fight with your missus. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I would recommend it for downtown driver. I would
(07:34):
recommend it for a home and going to work and
all that sort of carry on. Cheapest chips, it's a
great car, blah blah blah, but do not go on
a roady unless you've got all the time in the
world to get there. Yes, super super annoying. The other
thing that I didn't like about it, but this is
probably not because it's electric. It's got a million safety features.
You cross over the seat of the line, the car
starts shaking, you're too close to the car in front
(07:57):
of it, slams on the brakes, all these sorts of things.
So I've got a pre set on it where I've
turned off about fifteen of these ridiculous safety features. You
jump in the car, I can push a couple of
buttons and it's all turned off. But it occurred to
me that I'm probably, well not probably, I'm paying for
all that shit debt, I'm paying for all these safety
things which I hate, and then I'm not using So
(08:18):
how much does that cost?
Speaker 5 (08:19):
In me?
Speaker 7 (08:20):
Keezy? Can you tell me how much it's costing me?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Me? Just on the mats here, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
It's probably about that. So people are they're putting all
the stuff into cars, But I would just consider all
of that stuff before you buy any car, because it
never occurred to me at all. Yes, certainly, not the
fact that I'd be paying for it, and then EFN
and Jeff and every time I get in the car,
you know what I mean. This is what I think.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I mentioned this at the end of last year. I'm
really thinking of going back to like an early nineties
or late eighties Japanese vehicle.
Speaker 7 (08:47):
I've got my teeter.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Well the teatas are mid two thousands.
Speaker 7 (08:51):
Heaper shit.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
But you know, I want to go back to that
golden era of Japanese vehicles where there was no issues
that the windows may have been electric, but most likely
wipe wine to handle things. Yet the earcon and stuff
was just a little switch on the dashboard.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
You know.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
I want to go back to that.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Too easy man, and also being able to fix things
as well. I mean not that I could, but they
are flexible by humans as opposed to you got to
plug them into a computer. See what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I hear you, brother, It's just all too complicated, Maggie.
There's nothing like good clean petroleum absolutely pumping.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Out into the air.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
You squirt it into the air.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I do. Yeah, here's white stripes.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Puel Jam there on the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Holdankey Big show this Wednesday evening. Let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Stop you're ruining what is a great thing and a
great segment by taking the purse.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
I'm doing my where you're going me and mog.
Speaker 7 (10:03):
You just go things evolve.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
No, I know they evolved, but sometimes they shouldn't, all right,
So it's just if we're going to sing along, let's
just do a good job of it. Just far Jace,
you sounded great.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Thanks, man, don't just fart all.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Over my Cigarett modey. Come on, man, we're gonna grow
up here we.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Go me.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Lately.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I was late. It was on
me me petting the sixty nine at gmail dot com. Really, maladres,
get in touch if you need advice on anything, and
if we read it on the show, you get a
fifty dollars rebig about you get a fearless This one's
from anonymous. By the way, I hope you're well. I
wanted your take on something. I'm thinking seriously about moving
(10:57):
back to New Zealand.
Speaker 7 (10:59):
I was born in.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Top Or but left when I was three, and despite
living in London most of my life, New Zealand has
always felt like home, which is interesting.
Speaker 7 (11:08):
He listens to the old Big Show there.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, but if he's three when he left.
Speaker 7 (11:11):
He's not three now.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, it's not a long time in New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Like you wouldn't really think fondly of your time.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
In New Zealand where he's a backbone Well, yeah, obviously
he's got backbone in his blood.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
I was gonna say it's in his blood.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Keys's vain. You know, you cut of skin open and
backbone blood comes out. Backbone blood. Yes.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The thing putting me off is that everyone tells me
I'd be mad to leave a good banking.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Job in London because how good is that?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Because wages in the cost of living in New Zealand
aren't great. It's making me sick and guess myself, what
do you guys think? Is it worth exploring a move
or is New Zealand really a complete shait hold nowadays?
I don't know who's saying that New Zealand's literally one
of the best places to be in the world right now.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
I think it is.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
A very big conundrum because generally speaking, in comparison to
your places like London or Australia, et ceterrics, et cetera,
the money is a lot better in terms of the
work that they do over there.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
That's true, yees, but one hundred percent. But I would
argue that living in New Zealand, especially in this day
and age, Jase, there's so much going on in the
world and you're living in the biggest city, one of
the biggest season in the world, London. I'll be freaking
out about that shit. I like being using a little
island in the middle of nowhere and he's you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Know, he's a banker working in London. He must be
a rich bas just save us. He must be absolutely load.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
The trick is, yeah, if you've got a bank full
of the of sterling and you're coming home, then you're
going to be sweet sweet. But I would make sure
that you have that before you come home. Why wouldn't you?
Also depends how oldie is. Yes, do you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Well, he listens to our show, so I'm thinking mid thirties, right,
early twenties or maybe forty five.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I know, he could be any teenager.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
He could be like one of those old fellows that
were run into at our live shows.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Could be It could also just be four like he
moved through.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
When you want to come back job in London, that's right, Gee.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Maybe I don't know the bloody laborers there.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
Yeah, I mean trigger, I mean I'd come back for
a holiday and see how you feel. That would be
the way. Wouldn't it take two Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Good, make it more than a month. Yeah, a month
or two months, give it a crack, see what you feel.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
But the thing is good. Like getting two months off
a big banking job in London. Oh yes, no way,
they'll give you that. You have to quit, Well, just
quit and come back to New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yeah, you could.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Gave up a ship load by a mean house somewhere
here in New Zealand to move back to. I don't
recommend going back to Toball to like go to another
big city after me in London. You have to go
to like Auckland, I think, because going from big city
to a small town, that's like.
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Well, that's the thing. You'd be the big man on campus,
big man on campus, old money bags his name here,
not Anonymous, old money bags, Anonymous, wandering around town with
his pin striped suit and his wacky accent and it's
monicaal yeah, and it's monical and talking like a Kiwi
and an Englishman at the same time, and just throwing
pound notes all over the.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Joint, swinging his cane.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
That's right. You could own a small town in New Zealand.
How good would that be?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
And actually, Keysy, just on that front. I mean people
with the New Zealand are doing that. They're leaving their
big city jobs and moving a little little, you know community.
Speaker 7 (14:08):
It depends on your time of life, yes it does.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yes, But also I'm saying going from London, one of
the biggest cities in the world, the most you know,
important cities in the world, to then go to Topaul,
which is a lovely spot. But like, I think you
needed something in between there otherwise it's going to be
like shocked for you after two days you give a
gow onboard.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Yeah, yeah, look, it's a big decision, that's for sure.
I'd start with the holiday mate.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
And also New Zealand's great, it's awesome.
Speaker 7 (14:34):
Like if you're some kind of sport palmye bastard, this
is not the place for you.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, obviously, I hope he's not one of them.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And four on Radio Hodake Live there on the radio,
hold Arky Big Show.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
This glorious thusday evening fellows. I've got a bone to pick.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
And there a bone to pick. You've got a natural rhythm.
Was beautiful.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Thanks man.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Now, it's something that it's that I've noticed more and more.
I don't know if it's old age. I don't know
if it's you know that I'm just turning into a
really grumpy old bastard. I know, but geez, I'm bloody
near in the forties, kizy.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
And I'm freaking out about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
But it's when I go into a dairy or a
bakery or some such place and I purchased.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Something, and I'll say to them, like I did today.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I went into my local bakery and I said, just
a curry roll.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
What is a carry roll?
Speaker 7 (15:34):
Like a spring roll?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
It's like a spring roll, but it's carried with rice
and menigs.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
It's like a spring roll. It's the same size as
a spring.
Speaker 7 (15:42):
Get away from the important effect. Let's say it's a pie.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Just a steak and cheese pie.
Speaker 4 (15:48):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
And then they.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
And then they put the pie on the you know,
the little county and they got anything else? And it's like, no,
I just told you what I wanted. I went into
the dairy today and got some milk. Put that on
the calendar, just to melk. Thanks, anything else? No, if
I wanted anything else, I would tell you I wanted
something out.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I wouldn't just say you, wouldn't use the word just yes,
just this, just this means only this, yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
Is this the same shop?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
No, they're different shops, right, Okay.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
That also annoys me. When you answer the phone, it's
a similar thing, yes, and there's not a big deal,
but for some reason it annoys me exponentially more than
it should. And then is when you answer the phone
and you say good a Mike speaking, and they say, Hi,
is that Mike?
Speaker 4 (16:41):
What you mean that?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
I don't like that.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I don't like that.
Speaker 7 (16:46):
I totally get that. Absolutely similar. You answer the phone
and good a hello, he are you good? Good? Have
you got time to talk? M I answered the phone. Yeah,
that's how you know I've got time to talk. I
don't answer the phone and go ah, sorry, talk okay.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
So I like, I get that very very small minor inconvenience,
and and I acknowledge.
Speaker 7 (17:13):
That, ye, so do I.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
That's what I say. Am I becoming a grumpy old man?
For me?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's just a little bit. It's like a little pebble
in the works of things. And it's the little pebbles
that annoy me. It's a pebble in my shoe, not
your sketches.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
The reason why I ask how big the curry roll
is because I understand like a spring roll. I'm picturing
like a little tiny one that you get as part
of a start and a tie.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Just to normal about that big, about two or three inches,
quite thick.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Easy? Please? Um, you know that you get it at
the takeaways.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
So would you say it's like the same thickness and
width as like a hot dog on a stick, just
the hot dog parts? Yes, okay, Because the reason why
I didn't undertand why you're getting gumpy is because I
was picturing a tiny little spring roll and then being
like anything else, well just this fifty cents worth of food, No, okay.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I mean I've never seen one of those spring rolls
in a bakery, Kesey. You're talking like the little boutique
sort of spring the frozen. They don't have them in bakery.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Jason's hands, those look massive.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
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