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July 11, 2026 15 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold Aking Nirvana. There on the radio.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Hold Archie Big Show this Monday evening. The time is
thirty seven minutes past six o'clock. Let's have some meat.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in
touch with the Fellers.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
If you don't know what with the Fellows, I don't
trust that it's an advice segment.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
We's been done now.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
We got the audience to pick our email address and
they voted for meat. Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail
dot com. That has now been set up. You need
advice on anything, one hundred percent anonymous, and if we
read it on the show, you get a prize. So
it's worth doing Fellows. We're starting to run low, are we.
I'm just saying, just leting the listeners know we're running low.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Maybe we need to be a bit more specific. I
think the fact that it's so general it's probably what
it's putting people off. How about we if you need
any help with your sex life, why don't we just
start with it? Well, I just say whatever you want,
because yeah, then people don't But if we say, you know,
if you've got specific.

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Issues like direct function, direct.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Dysfunction, just as an example, Sure, then what for example, Yeah,
they're gonna email.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
And then ejaculation for example.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yes, yes, yeah, but quick, quick to the party at
leaking nipples. Yes, I used to have that. Yeah, yeah,
I could squeeze my left nipple keys and absolute all
sorts would come out.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, it's disgusting. What do you mean yeah, yeah, yeah,
like weird circumcisions. Yes, let's just make this all about filth.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
As you say filth, it's just a human body can
and when you call.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
It filth, you actually your tuch shame to these problems.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Thank you, Mogi. I was just about to say that, but.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
All sorts coming out of your left nipple is disgusting.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Well now I feel like I'd never mentioned it.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Yea, Hey guys, really good questions come in from anonymous
get a fella, long time listener, first time call it
a bit of a relationship dilemma and need some advice.
I'm currently coming to the end of my stint here
in London and have met a lovely girl here who
is keen to move home together with me back to
New Zealand. I've recently been off at a job in Barcelona, however,

(02:18):
and I'm bloody keen to tuck into it. Basically, my
question is how should I tell her that I'm leaving
her for a life of savass and beach busies? And
do I do it over text or email? Chairs can
I say?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
The beauty of a romance when you're living in a
country that's not your own is mystery? Mystery? So I
think rather than a text, rather than an email, rather
than a meeting in person, I think he just vanishes
it way, yes, very good. Never knows what's happened to him.
Has he moved back to New Zealand, has he moved
to Barcelona? Has he been murdered and thrown in the Thames?

(02:53):
She'll never know?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, and that's good, that is for who?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
But everyone what him.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Being murdered and thrown in the teams? How's that saying
he hasn't been though?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
No? No, but he without saying a word.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
My initial instinct is that that's coward. You know you're
going to say it to her. Look, you were young,
I've been off with a John Buslan. I want to go.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
So you're saying that he should say to her, I'm
moving to Bathlana.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
This is why she's on the beach.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
No, he doesn't need to say that last part. Yeah,
just moving to Barcelona. I'm too young. I don't want
to go back to New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
How many people in her life are going to tell
her that they don't want to be with her anymore?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Thirty fifty one or two?

Speaker 4 (03:38):
But how many are going to disappear and could have
been chopped up and thrown into the teams where he
lives in London. Yeah, yeah, so the teams, there's no
other rivers.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Makes sense?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
So okay, so we're all voting for and its obviously
it's a majority rule.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
We're all voting what would be Europe.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
As I said, I tell her I want to go
to Barcelona. I've got my life left to hit of me.
I'm still young.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
So you would say to her, I'm going to move
to Barcelona for the buzzies on the beach.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
I wouldn't say that second part because to be honest,
I think he's looking at Barcelona with roasts.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
And he wouldn't say moving to Barcelona for busies. But
don't mention the beach.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
No, I'd mentioned the beach. But let's be honest, this
guy who's too much of a sea word champion to
even tell her that he wants to go, he's not
going to be able to walk up to some busies
on the beach and say get a mate, how like
you know, what's it?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Come on?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Man?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, I mean you don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
You say ola, c, you can't say good eight. They
don't know what you're talking about. Those buzzies are being
completely confused.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
So you're just talking straight to the busies at this point,
are you. Well that's my advice, but we'll go with yours.
Just disappear good stuff, fellas, don't forget. We need more questions,
so we get in touch me paddying up sixty nine
gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Hold radio Head.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
They're on the radio Hold ARKI Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is twenty four minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Feelers. I was having an interesting discussion with my wife
yesterday which was like, if you could, because we consume
and listen to a lot of podcasts and radio shows
and stuff. Yeah, and obviously I work in that space,
and I was like, if you could build a dream
sort of radio show or podcast out of anyone in
the world, who would it be? Who would you use
to make up that show? It was quite an interesting discussion.

(05:27):
Have you guys ever thought about this at all or
just me?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, no, I've certainly it's funny should bring this up up.
Actually keasy because the other day when we did Dane Lou,
I thought Suzanne Paul and I just.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Had oh yeah, totally just said, I don't know, chemistry.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
I guess you'd call it.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
I guess.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
So it was.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
It was fizzing, and that's a greater fear to have. Absolutely,
But what about a podcast?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Well, I just because you know, we were, as you
probably noticed, we were chatting off off here. You know,
it wasn't just a normal you know the electricity you
saw on here, It was more actually off here.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then I thought, yeah, geez.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
You know, Susanne and I could do a good party,
yeah yeah, or a radio show.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Well, because it's interesting because after having Suzanne I was
thinking the same thing. She's great, yes, you know, and
so I was like, I don't think she was as
into you as she was me. But yeah, yeah, I'm
so sweet with that. But I was like a good
a good podcast with because I'd like to think, if
there's a really good podcast, dream podcast, i'd be part
of it.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Well, well, if it's a dream podcast and you're thinking
of it, then you should be in it because it's
your dream exactly. You know, I don't think worldwide people
would put you in it, but for you yourself, you
will put you in it.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
True. I mean for me, I'm radio through and through.
Podcast seen to me as a flesh in the pan.
It's not going to last very long radio till the
day I die. But if I had to. You know
that Joe Rogan, I.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Thought, you just put him on your podcast with you.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah, I'd probably get him drinks and so I mean,
if I'm doing it to make money, then i'd probably
get that guy and the other guy who's the other
guy Diary of a CEO. Get those guys talking to
each other.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I'll make one podcasting the dam No.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Yeah, I'll be there, Like I'll give them ideas and that,
like that caretaker idea we heard earlier on like a
movie about caretakers. That'd be into that.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Sorry, that's you're giving them an idea.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
So don't talk about a movie for a movie about
caretakers and New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Like you, Maggie, I'm radio through and through too. You
are so for many, many, many mini years.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I had a dream in terms because I always wanted
to do drive, you know, and I had one person
in mind all that time who I thought it would
be a dream come true.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hillary Hillary, No, No, what's her name?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
The red Meggie Barry, Maggie Barry one, the Red one, Maggie.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Barry, Meggie Barry.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Yeah. Yeah, she's a backbone.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Actually, I'd love to do a show with like a
Meggie Berry or a Hillary Berry or a Susan Paul. Obviously,
I'd sort of be the guy running the desk and
there and be part of it. Moggie, I reckon you'd
be a good off sider. Yeah. I think you'd just
be there sort of, you know, coming in and.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
Yeah, right, I'll sort of come in sort of like
with the things at the India. What do you call those?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I don't know, Oh yeah, Jace, Well I probably have
Susan Paul and the Jason.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Roll Yeah, because yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
Yeah, that was just one idea, obviously, Jace. Yeah, there's
so many. There's so many but for you though, because
it's your dream for me personally.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah, that was it.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, just be.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Me me Mogie, Susan Paul.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Right, yeah, me have We've been having a chat to
Susanne and haven't we keasy? And it sounds like she's
pretty keen. She's keen, So fingers cross jays, cross your
fingers for us man, right okay, and oh that Pugs
is obviously going to be He'll we.

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Can't do that, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
And I was talking to him about Maggie and he
was getting in contact with her.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
Oh no, no, he.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Was just saying he wasn't all right, He's interested Maggie, isn't.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Nah, He's gonna be those boots and he's like yeah,
And she was.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Like, I was just outside having a vight before and
a dude walked past and went, nice boots, Why Jay?

Speaker 4 (09:30):
See so cool?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
So we're just lying now like constantly on our show.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
See The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in week days and four on radio hold I.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You Wreck on Tursdare on The Big Show Breakfast. But
right now it's time for.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Well, no, we've got to ask people to text in first.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Yeah, could you text in what you're having for breakfast? Please?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
So well we're asking, I think, and now I I
was I wasn't really listening either, Jose. To be honest with.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
You, guys, what are you doing here? Man?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I didn't ask you if we had a sting for that?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Oh so it's my okay, sorry my bed. Hey everyone listening?
Sixt Us three four eight three? What are you having
for breakfast this very early Thursday morning, which feels way
too early to be getting crucified for something you didn't
really do? Three four eight three? What are you having
for breakfast?

Speaker 4 (10:23):
And you've better make it quick because Jason's waiting.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Because Jason is about to freak out.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
That he thinks you can set it out loud three.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Four three are also every single text goes in the
draw for a prize, including backbone T shirt, a few
good things floating around, but include your name and what
do you do for a crust? As well?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
You know?

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Because yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Have you guys had bricky today? I tell you what
I've banana.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
Yeah, I've changed my system a little bit from Usada.
I've learned a little bit. So yeah, I've made myself
a coffee today before I left the house and Peter Bread,
Peter Bread with a bit of peanut butter on it
feels you today. And then we asked our boss if
we could get us a cheese gone. He didn't answer
us and he did it bite no wow fuman'.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
So Jay absolutely filth in the next break yes, can
we start with now it's time for and then I'll
play that.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So there is a sting you're used.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
There's a sting once we've got the text.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Right, okay.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
In the meantime, here's Chemical Brothers.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week dayd four on Radio Hodekey.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Yes, indeed, Tom Petty there on the Big Show Breakfast
this Thursday morning.

Speaker 5 (11:37):
The time is exactly six thirty seven, Fellas. There is
an export ultra dump that the Bricky show Boys usually do. However,
this time it will include a stack of Dad's pies
for your workplace because good beer and pie July. It's
normally on a Friday. Today it's going to be Thursday
because tomorrow's of course, so to be into when a
giant export ultra dump and a whole heap of dad's

(11:59):
pies text followed pipe followed follow followed by your workplace
name and address to three four eight three.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
How good man?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Hey, yeah, let's get back to some bricky chat Reagon guys.
Text here from Steve. What's on the breakfast with me? Kid?

Speaker 4 (12:21):
Me?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
So many delicious breakfasts coming through Fellers. I'm salivating, are
you nah? Just just put some mail on it, just
to sell it. Good there, Fellers. Noah here?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
Why no was Zak?

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Noah?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
That?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah? Nice?

Speaker 5 (12:39):
Good guys. Noah Zark here the drain layer.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
He's been laying someome pipe Jason, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
A blue bee and some chicken nuggets for breakfast, cheers.
What is it with the blue v serious? Why when
it came out? I got addicted to it for a sure,
and I'm not I don't have an addictive personality. I
loved them. What is it?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
A boys and briss? I think? What are we dealing with?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Just blue a wild tropically flavored right. I don't know why,
but I just.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
I can't deal with any of those drinks when they
start going off. Pizza, I like it, just like I
like a I like the red Bull, I like just
a normal vall.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
I don't like.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
And then there's start and even a coke. They're doing
vanilla cokes and cherry cokes and all of that garbage.
Get rid of it.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Lights off, missionary for og, just plowing away.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
What a v.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
It's good. A fella's Karen.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Here, read mechanty. It's Karen Reid.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
They sticks are good, our guys, Karen from christ Church.
I'm a policeman.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
Did you get last night's left over pizza?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah, it shocking bursts fair enough. I love lift pizza.
Do you mic a wave it?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Or do you have a cold air fry it?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Do you have to clean out your steamer first?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
By do a steamer?

Speaker 3 (14:04):
And if I mate, you know left over?

Speaker 5 (14:08):
We have talked about steamers so much already.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
When it comes to the pizza, it depends actually where
the pizza comes from. Yes, I find some of your
fancy ones that needs to go in the microwave. It's
not as good cold some of you.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Yeah. So like if I get like a sous or something, yes,
that'll be I didn't cook that. Yeah. Boy, If it's
like a hell's old microwave, nuke it pizza hut.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
They do the mic microwave for pizza.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
Ever sometimes okay, just a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Ere friar Ovan. Never let me repeat never. The microwave is.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Because it's on top of the fridge and you can't reach.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
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