May 9, 2026 • 16 mins
On today's bonus best bits from the week, sleep with your mates' girlfriends, stick a go-pro on a croc and keep your pork mince close.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bes He's there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
this Monday evening. Fellers, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Sixty at gmail dot com Get in touch with the Fellers.
With the Fellers, Jace. Do you have to yell there?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, fair enough, it's a really email addressed. Meet pattyp
sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in touch with
an advice question one hundred percent anonymous and if we
read it on the show boom, you get a prize.
Felas this one comes in from anonymous. Get a there,
Fellers feel So my mate.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Has had this all?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Right? Yeah? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Sorry, what are you coughing on all that vapor?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Is the nicoret actually right?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay? Get a feller's anonymous here?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You said that?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So my maid has had this girlfriend for about five
months now. And let's just say I'm not the biggest fan.
I haven't said anything or implied anything, but hearing them
together are really getting to me.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How old is this?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What should I do about this?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Said? No? Old one?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
No, it's a new one.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, what do you think? Sleep? With him, make her jealous.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I feel like we've done this before. It's a genuine
conundrum though, especially you know, certainly in.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
My case, no one likes your wife, no one likes you,
or no one.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Likes you, neither of those probably more accurately.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, when I was a young fella, I was welded
at the hip to this other fella. Yeah, and then
he got a girlfriend and then all of a sudden
cold turkey.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's tough. Yeah, And it's also hard to know whether
I did that to other mates. When I met Lucy,
my now wife, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yes, yeah, I had the same thing. Heaven I had
a mate and then he would just disappeared. But you
can understand when young, when you're a young feller and
you got your old mate leading your austral you sort
of you can't understand it. But then this is a
different sort of thing because it's not a case of
somebody leading you astray like a partner. It's just that
she's still there, he's still there, but he doesn't like
them together.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Is that what she's saying?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Essentially? Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Not the biggest fan, So what do I do when
the party when your best made or a mate gets
a new missus or a mister and you can't bear them.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
It's it is tricky, tricky.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
It sounds like you're in love with her.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I I was guilty of that. When i'd meet someone.
I'd just getch on my mates. Yeah, just make love
all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, just follow around.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And you know what I always love is when you
break up with someone.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I love that too, and then you all your.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Mates go yeah, and then they just them, you know,
they so often, and then you get back with them
after you've found out that nobody, like, no one liked them.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It is funny though, because some mates their partners, and
I'd say all of our partners included and pugs as well.
It's great when the partner's there. Partner's coming great, partner's
not coming great as well?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Who kids?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But there are friends, so it's like the partner's coming,
Oh okay, there are and you have to sort of
change things or change expectations. Yeah, which is a shame day,
was that?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, Well it's like how we're all going to go
together to this comedy night in a few weeks time
with all the partners, and so I'll be bringing my
partner and you're bringing your It would be great.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
What'd you say like that?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It was a bit weird?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I just said it'll be great. I always say that
it'd be great.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What are you saying, Kezy?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, I'll admit I don't like you and your wife together,
all right, Jase, I think it's time for you to
break up.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
All right, there it's out that email was from me.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
But yeah, bang heaven, then she'll get jupe.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The whole Key Big Show four on Radio green Day.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday night
at the time Sex thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Six Fellers, let's look at current events. What's on the
news with me?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Guzy?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Why are theyre like bowling balls and your sting?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I have no idea. Pug's made it, Fellers. Huge news
out of South Africa. There was a missing hotel yer,
hotel yeah, hotel YEA fifty nine year old Gabriel Battista
was his name. He's missing. They didn't know where he was.
There was some flooding that happened, and then unfortunately someone
spotted a really massive crocodile, oh god huge. And when
(04:47):
the helicopter flew over here. It didn't even bother hopping
in the river or getting out of the way or anything.
Usually they'll jump underwater. This was I was so big
it didn't even bother. And they were like, hang on,
we've got to check this crockout. Fortunately, they tranquilized the
crocodile there, checked inside. It's puckoo, yeah, and old Gabrielle
was in there. They also found six other pairs of
shoes inside the crocodile. Now people were like, no, it's
(05:11):
eating all these other people. But actually they were saying,
you know, following a flood, crocodiles would just eat anything,
So if a shoe floats past burm, you eat it.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, but also could have been six peeps. They could
have also been we don't know. We just don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Because I saw the image there and because it was
getting dragged underneath the helicopter, that crocodile, yeah, I thought
it was doing one of those helicopter bungee jumps or something.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The crocodile.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Did you also notice a guy above the crocodile.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, it a tandem. It's right, what's going on there?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I think so his job is to hang down from
the helicopter on a rope, get down to the crocodile
at the bun bungee cord, Yeah, to its feet, and
then count three.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Too well and the bungee. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I think his job also is to put a little
GoPro on the crocodile's poor.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, and then charge it next for one eighty if
it wants to take that video back.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, it's pretty freaky, isn't it. You can't trust a crocodile,
That's what I found. You know, they act like your
friend one minute, next thing, you know, you're in the
stomach will pooker as you call it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't think they act like your friend.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh yeah they can do. You have not heard of
the phrase crocodile tears?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, charming bass the entire Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, they'll talk your pants off.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
What did they was that?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Did they stick a camera down its cat or did
they kill it?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well, you don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
That was the rictum?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh up the butt, up the butt.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, they said they went up the butt um and
put a GoPro up there, right. Yeah, so you know
the crocodile they had the go pro and it's poor.
You're not that one. It was a different one, right, okay, yeah, yeah,
but it does beg the question on three four eight
three What have you found inside a crocodile?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
That's right, I'm dying to know, because.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'd imagine there'd be some pretty wet i mean, go
pros probably.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Sure, yeah, oh yes, sure, yeah, because there would be
some wacky stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Inside a crocodile. Yeah, the has some weird stuff inside there.
Those barstards will eat anything.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The crazy thing about a crocodile, though, because they've got
powerful jaws, do they Yeah, obviously, but they're actually they're
up the muscles that make their jaw go up, the
top part of the jaw go up, are very very weak,
and so it's actually really easy to keep a crocodile's
mouth closed.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
So if they if your crocodile there was an opening,
better sure be very bottom hand heavy on the bottom hand.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
An example of that, Jose, is that you cark Williamson.
He's bottom hand all day, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
That it'll be more your finalons of.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, well there you go. That's interesting stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It is. Do you know that they to die his
food case.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Like this hotel here, they eat rock the rocks, and
that's what helps mash up the hotel.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Hears and any other South Africans they might have, and the.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Shoes and the go pros.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Philis the hd Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Iks Smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
The time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock and feelers.
I'm starving and I just noticed there's a loaf of
bread out there?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Would it be all g you reckon? If I just
help myself. I mean that's sort of that's in line
with what you do, what I normally do. Yeah, yeah,
I'm just wanted. I'll do that and then someone will
come out and go right from a flavor.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Just have a couple of bites and then just squirt
tomato sauce all through the microwave and should be all good,
okay sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Usually, if there's any food out there like that, it's
usually purchased by one of the office members, Yes, and
they store their food out there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So one of the peasants, as you call oh they're
not here, so I might as well just help myself.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah as well.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I mean you only get paid like twenty times in
the month they do.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
True.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Lucky, hey fellas, I've actually got a food dilimma as well.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So tonight for dinner we were like, oh, let's make
it easy. Lucy's my wife's mother. She quite often cooks
lots of stuff and then puts it in her freezer,
and then when she comes up to Aukland, she'll bring
a bag full of frozen food for us to have
whenever we, you know, need a quick meal.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Which is like cheese rolls, for example.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Punets of soup and then frozen things of cheese rolls.
I get a cut the cheese rolls out, put them
in the oven, cook the soup up, beautiful combo.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Does she fly up with that stuff sometimes?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah? Or usually when we go down to christ Church
we'll do like a chicken bag and fill it up
with food. It rules, man. So tonight we're like, let's
get out that homemade pie she made and have that
for dinner tonight. So I got the homemade pie out
and I was like, man, it sure looked a lot
bigger down at the bottom of the deep freezer. When
I reached down and pulled it up to my face,
I was like, that's a one player pie.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That is for one person.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
It's a keasy it's a to be honest, Yeah, it's
not even a key pie. So's it's bigger than I'd
say a pie you get from the gas station. It's
slightly bigger than that if you were to stretch out
a pie from the gas station slightly if like maybe
five centimeters and make it into an oval, you know,
stretch out. It's just not quite enough for two. And
(10:23):
my wife's got home and she's seen it and she's agreed.
She said, it's probably not enough for both of us,
is it? So my question is how do I flesh.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Out that meal?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Because I've suggested one I just stop at the gas station,
get another pie, yeah, and bring that home and cut
that one and half cut the homemade one and half
half half of half.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Well, what you would actually do is you stop off
at the gas station, you get two piles. You'd eat
one on the way home and then take the other
one into the hours a go. Here's my pie.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
And it's great idea.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Given that situation.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
What I would do in that very situation and say
to my wife, you have most of the pie. I'll
only have a small slice and give the other part
to my child so that she can be sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Jason, we're talking about my situation.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I don't need to I'm just telling you what I
would do in your situation to have a child. But
he doesn't have a child.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I don't have a child.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I would say, dann you, I would give her and
I wouldn't even discuss it. I would chop it up
in such a way that she got a big portion
and I just had a small slither because because you're.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Trying to lose weight, because you've been a massive bastard lately,
haven't you a little bit?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You don't have to agree to what he sees, by
the way, but no, what I'm asking is how do
I flesh out the meal? I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
How do you have vegetables in you?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We've got like broccoli and stuff, and I think she's
going to cook up some broccoli and stuff, but it's
just their main part is not quite big enough.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Well, why don't you make some Portmans patties?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yes? Okay, so I make some.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I don't have any porkmants, don't I don't have I'm
not carrying. I swear I'm not carrying right now.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I think your idea of going to the servo and
getting a sausage roll and a couple of pies and
Louisiana tenders some of those Memphis bite a couple of
Crispy kremes. They they're just sitting in your car and
scoffing them.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Which is what you're going to do. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He had a massive thing of Ramen noodles that late
this afternoon after having a Nana nap, So I mean,
I don't think it's that urgent. But also, Keezy, what
have you got breed? You can have pie sandwiches. We
used to do it sandwich but we used to do
a boarding school.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, I've got breage set up, but it's in the freezer,
so it'd have to be toast pie on toast m M.
But anyway, thanks for the help, Fellers. It was it
was great.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You like that. No.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
The Wold Aching Big Show with J Mike and Key
tune in week days and four on Radio hod.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Ike on there on the Radio Hodarchy Big show this
Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
The time is four thirty eight.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Fellas another tough one for my daughter. Oh no, yeah,
she's been getting crook a few amount of late and
today I got a phone call to go and pick
her up from school, saw tommy. Oh no, a little
bit weepy, a little bit cry, you know, a little
bit sad, et cetera, et cetera. So I had to
(13:26):
go all the way down there and pick her up.
Haven't got a car at the moment, so I had
to put her on my back, walk her home. Why
pick her up, physically pick her up, take her home? Headache, puky,
a little bit puky. And you know it's tough for
these kids, isn't it? Because she's probably had about six
(13:47):
or seven illnesses this year. She takes after old man.
I told her today. Yes, she was filthy about that.
But I don't know, what do you meant to do?
What do you mean to do with this? When you've
got these kids that are they just can't stick it out?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
No, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Mean I can relate. I was sick a lot as
a child.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
But that's normal.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, I mean that was just a state of being
for you.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
She's mostly well, yeah, and then sometimes she gets sick.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But with you, you were mostly in your bubble.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, it doesn't it's not similar at all.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, that's so funny you should say that because it
must be something going around Mogi. Yes, because I got
home last night my wife said, ah, our youngest is
not feeling very good. And I said, oh god, that's
no good. And she said, can you go and get it?
And she'd been hanging out with a mate.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And topo.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Down south are.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
We but there about the middle of the North Island
by that big lake, and and so I had to
go and pick her up rightly, six hour jenny, bloody,
vomiting all through the car.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, I actually had picked I had to go and
get my car from the car because I had already
parked there. Took her home, you know, six hour dry
vomiting everywhere. She had a fever of like one hundred
and nine.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
You measure in fahrenheit round, Yeah, fevers, all sorts going on.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Mate. It was just a shocking state of affairs. And
what was that, I don't know. It was just her illness.
The doctor, I'm not going to you know, she she
will come through.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Just get her a bit of gatorade, but of Lucas
AGB sweet. Yes, I didn't have any because I had
already drunk for Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh yeah, you're yeah, you're a shocker.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Well that's the thing, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
And you know, I've just had a text now I
come through from my wife and she said, yeah, that
she's looking really really unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Cough and your dad have got the cough mate. She
was hacking her lungs out. Bleeding from her eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Wow, that's not yeah, it's just full.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
On at the moment, bleeding from the eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
No, not for what my eyes and my head.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Oh you've had you haven't.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, no, no, yeah, no no, not from the eyes,
not from my seeing. I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Jason. It's not good man.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, I mean it's not just about mind. Obviously, Mogi's
daughter is under the gun as well.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
I completely forgot about my daughter after your story about
your daughter.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I mean, it's pretty shocking.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
She is a sharker, right, she's about thirty now, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
She's thirty.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, and you're not going to take it to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Give me sweet airs man.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
She's crying from her eyes.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, no, blood bloody, bleeding from the eyes. Yeah, crying
from the eyes is pretty normal.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
We see the body should just naturally heal itself, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, Okay, I will rest up for bleeding. We'll send
us some Toledos stone teple pilots.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Bes He's there on the radio hold Archy Big Show
this Monday evening. Fellers, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Sixty at gmail dot com Get in touch with the Fellers.
With the Fellers, Jace. Do you have to yell there?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, fair enough, it's a really email addressed. Meet pattyp
sixty nine at gmail dot com. Get in touch with
an advice question one hundred percent anonymous and if we
read it on the show boom, you get a prize.
Felas this one comes in from anonymous. Get a there,
Fellers feel So my mate.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Has had this all?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Right? Yeah? Man?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Sorry, what are you coughing on all that vapor?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
No?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Is the nicoret actually right?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Okay? Get a feller's anonymous here?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
You said that?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So my maid has had this girlfriend for about five
months now. And let's just say I'm not the biggest fan.
I haven't said anything or implied anything, but hearing them
together are really getting to me.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
How old is this?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What should I do about this?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Said? No? Old one?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
No, it's a new one.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Okay, what do you think? Sleep? With him, make her jealous.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I feel like we've done this before. It's a genuine
conundrum though, especially you know, certainly in.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
My case, no one likes your wife, no one likes you,
or no one.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Likes you, neither of those probably more accurately.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Well, when I was a young fella, I was welded
at the hip to this other fella. Yeah, and then
he got a girlfriend and then all of a sudden
cold turkey.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's tough. Yeah, And it's also hard to know whether
I did that to other mates. When I met Lucy,
my now wife, you know.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yes, yeah, I had the same thing. Heaven I had
a mate and then he would just disappeared. But you
can understand when young, when you're a young feller and
you got your old mate leading your austral you sort
of you can't understand it. But then this is a
different sort of thing because it's not a case of
somebody leading you astray like a partner. It's just that
she's still there, he's still there, but he doesn't like
them together.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Is that what she's saying?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Essentially? Yeah, I'm not the biggest fan.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Not the biggest fan, So what do I do when
the party when your best made or a mate gets
a new missus or a mister and you can't bear them.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
It's it is tricky, tricky.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
It sounds like you're in love with her.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I I was guilty of that. When i'd meet someone.
I'd just getch on my mates. Yeah, just make love
all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, just follow around.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And you know what I always love is when you
break up with someone.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
I love that too, and then you all your.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Mates go yeah, and then they just them, you know,
they so often, and then you get back with them
after you've found out that nobody, like, no one liked them.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
It is funny though, because some mates their partners, and
I'd say all of our partners included and pugs as well.
It's great when the partner's there. Partner's coming great, partner's
not coming great as well?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
Who kids?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
But there are friends, so it's like the partner's coming,
Oh okay, there are and you have to sort of
change things or change expectations. Yeah, which is a shame day,
was that?
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, Well it's like how we're all going to go
together to this comedy night in a few weeks time
with all the partners, and so I'll be bringing my
partner and you're bringing your It would be great.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
What'd you say like that?
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It was a bit weird?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
What do you mean?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
I just said it'll be great. I always say that
it'd be great.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
What are you saying, Kezy?
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Okay, I'll admit I don't like you and your wife together,
all right, Jase, I think it's time for you to
break up.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
All right, there it's out that email was from me.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
But yeah, bang heaven, then she'll get jupe.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
The whole Key Big Show four on Radio green Day.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
There on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday night
at the time Sex thirty.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Six Fellers, let's look at current events. What's on the
news with me?
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Guzy?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Why are theyre like bowling balls and your sting?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I have no idea. Pug's made it, Fellers. Huge news
out of South Africa. There was a missing hotel yer,
hotel yeah, hotel YEA fifty nine year old Gabriel Battista
was his name. He's missing. They didn't know where he was.
There was some flooding that happened, and then unfortunately someone
spotted a really massive crocodile, oh god huge. And when
(04:47):
the helicopter flew over here. It didn't even bother hopping
in the river or getting out of the way or anything.
Usually they'll jump underwater. This was I was so big
it didn't even bother. And they were like, hang on,
we've got to check this crockout. Fortunately, they tranquilized the
crocodile there, checked inside. It's puckoo, yeah, and old Gabrielle
was in there. They also found six other pairs of
shoes inside the crocodile. Now people were like, no, it's
(05:11):
eating all these other people. But actually they were saying,
you know, following a flood, crocodiles would just eat anything,
So if a shoe floats past burm, you eat it.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, but also could have been six peeps. They could
have also been we don't know. We just don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Because I saw the image there and because it was
getting dragged underneath the helicopter, that crocodile, yeah, I thought
it was doing one of those helicopter bungee jumps or something.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
The crocodile.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Did you also notice a guy above the crocodile.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Yeah, it a tandem. It's right, what's going on there?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I think so his job is to hang down from
the helicopter on a rope, get down to the crocodile
at the bun bungee cord, Yeah, to its feet, and
then count three.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Too well and the bungee. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I think his job also is to put a little
GoPro on the crocodile's poor.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, and then charge it next for one eighty if
it wants to take that video back.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Well, it's pretty freaky, isn't it. You can't trust a crocodile,
That's what I found. You know, they act like your
friend one minute, next thing, you know, you're in the
stomach will pooker as you call it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't think they act like your friend.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Oh yeah they can do. You have not heard of
the phrase crocodile tears?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Yeah, charming bass the entire Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Yeah, yeah, they'll talk your pants off.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
What did they was that?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Did they stick a camera down its cat or did
they kill it?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well, you don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
That was the rictum?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh up the butt, up the butt.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, they said they went up the butt um and
put a GoPro up there, right. Yeah, so you know
the crocodile they had the go pro and it's poor.
You're not that one. It was a different one, right, okay, yeah, yeah,
but it does beg the question on three four eight
three What have you found inside a crocodile?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
That's right, I'm dying to know, because.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'd imagine there'd be some pretty wet i mean, go
pros probably.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Sure, yeah, oh yes, sure, yeah, because there would be
some wacky stuff.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Inside a crocodile. Yeah, the has some weird stuff inside there.
Those barstards will eat anything.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
The crazy thing about a crocodile, though, because they've got
powerful jaws, do they Yeah, obviously, but they're actually they're
up the muscles that make their jaw go up, the
top part of the jaw go up, are very very weak,
and so it's actually really easy to keep a crocodile's
mouth closed.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
So if they if your crocodile there was an opening,
better sure be very bottom hand heavy on the bottom hand.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
That's exactly what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
An example of that, Jose, is that you cark Williamson.
He's bottom hand all day, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
That it'll be more your finalons of.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, well there you go. That's interesting stuff.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
It is. Do you know that they to die his
food case.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Like this hotel here, they eat rock the rocks, and
that's what helps mash up the hotel.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Hears and any other South Africans they might have, and the.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Shoes and the go pros.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
It's good stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Philis the hd Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kyzy tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Iks Smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening.
The time is thirteen minutes past six o'clock and feelers.
I'm starving and I just noticed there's a loaf of
bread out there?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Would it be all g you reckon? If I just
help myself. I mean that's sort of that's in line
with what you do, what I normally do. Yeah, yeah,
I'm just wanted. I'll do that and then someone will
come out and go right from a flavor.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Just have a couple of bites and then just squirt
tomato sauce all through the microwave and should be all good,
okay sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Usually, if there's any food out there like that, it's
usually purchased by one of the office members, Yes, and
they store their food out there.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
So one of the peasants, as you call oh they're
not here, so I might as well just help myself.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
Yeah as well.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
I mean you only get paid like twenty times in
the month they do.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
True.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Lucky, hey fellas, I've actually got a food dilimma as well.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So tonight for dinner we were like, oh, let's make
it easy. Lucy's my wife's mother. She quite often cooks
lots of stuff and then puts it in her freezer,
and then when she comes up to Aukland, she'll bring
a bag full of frozen food for us to have
whenever we, you know, need a quick meal.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Which is like cheese rolls, for example.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Punets of soup and then frozen things of cheese rolls.
I get a cut the cheese rolls out, put them
in the oven, cook the soup up, beautiful combo.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Does she fly up with that stuff sometimes?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah? Or usually when we go down to christ Church
we'll do like a chicken bag and fill it up
with food. It rules, man. So tonight we're like, let's
get out that homemade pie she made and have that
for dinner tonight. So I got the homemade pie out
and I was like, man, it sure looked a lot
bigger down at the bottom of the deep freezer. When
I reached down and pulled it up to my face,
I was like, that's a one player pie.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That is for one person.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
It's a keasy it's a to be honest, Yeah, it's
not even a key pie. So's it's bigger than I'd
say a pie you get from the gas station. It's
slightly bigger than that if you were to stretch out
a pie from the gas station slightly if like maybe
five centimeters and make it into an oval, you know,
stretch out. It's just not quite enough for two. And
(10:23):
my wife's got home and she's seen it and she's agreed.
She said, it's probably not enough for both of us,
is it? So my question is how do I flesh.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Out that meal?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Because I've suggested one I just stop at the gas station,
get another pie, yeah, and bring that home and cut
that one and half cut the homemade one and half
half half of half.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
Well, what you would actually do is you stop off
at the gas station, you get two piles. You'd eat
one on the way home and then take the other
one into the hours a go. Here's my pie.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
And it's great idea.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
Given that situation.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
What I would do in that very situation and say
to my wife, you have most of the pie. I'll
only have a small slice and give the other part
to my child so that she can be sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Jason, we're talking about my situation.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I don't need to I'm just telling you what I
would do in your situation to have a child. But
he doesn't have a child.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I don't have a child.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I would say, dann you, I would give her and
I wouldn't even discuss it. I would chop it up
in such a way that she got a big portion
and I just had a small slither because because you're.
Speaker 6 (11:24):
Trying to lose weight, because you've been a massive bastard lately,
haven't you a little bit?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
You don't have to agree to what he sees, by
the way, but no, what I'm asking is how do
I flesh out the meal? I don't want to know.
I don't want to know.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
How do you have vegetables in you?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We've got like broccoli and stuff, and I think she's
going to cook up some broccoli and stuff, but it's
just their main part is not quite big enough.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Well, why don't you make some Portmans patties?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Yes? Okay, so I make some.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
I don't have any porkmants, don't I don't have I'm
not carrying. I swear I'm not carrying right now.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
I think your idea of going to the servo and
getting a sausage roll and a couple of pies and
Louisiana tenders some of those Memphis bite a couple of
Crispy kremes. They they're just sitting in your car and
scoffing them.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Which is what you're going to do. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He had a massive thing of Ramen noodles that late
this afternoon after having a Nana nap, So I mean,
I don't think it's that urgent. But also, Keezy, what
have you got breed? You can have pie sandwiches. We
used to do it sandwich but we used to do
a boarding school.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, I've got breage set up, but it's in the freezer,
so it'd have to be toast pie on toast m M.
But anyway, thanks for the help, Fellers. It was it
was great.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
You like that. No.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
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Speaker 2 (12:59):
Ike on there on the Radio Hodarchy Big show this
Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
The time is four thirty eight.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Fellas another tough one for my daughter. Oh no, yeah,
she's been getting crook a few amount of late and
today I got a phone call to go and pick
her up from school, saw tommy. Oh no, a little
bit weepy, a little bit cry, you know, a little
bit sad, et cetera, et cetera. So I had to
(13:26):
go all the way down there and pick her up.
Haven't got a car at the moment, so I had
to put her on my back, walk her home. Why
pick her up, physically pick her up, take her home? Headache, puky,
a little bit puky. And you know it's tough for
these kids, isn't it? Because she's probably had about six
(13:47):
or seven illnesses this year. She takes after old man.
I told her today. Yes, she was filthy about that.
But I don't know, what do you meant to do?
What do you mean to do with this? When you've
got these kids that are they just can't stick it out?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
No, Well, I.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Mean I can relate. I was sick a lot as
a child.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
But that's normal.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
Yeah, I mean that was just a state of being
for you.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
She's mostly well, yeah, and then sometimes she gets sick.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
But with you, you were mostly in your bubble.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, yeah, you're right, it doesn't it's not similar at all.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Well, that's so funny you should say that because it
must be something going around Mogi. Yes, because I got
home last night my wife said, ah, our youngest is
not feeling very good. And I said, oh god, that's
no good. And she said, can you go and get it?
And she'd been hanging out with a mate.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
And topo.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Down south are.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
We but there about the middle of the North Island
by that big lake, and and so I had to
go and pick her up rightly, six hour jenny, bloody,
vomiting all through the car.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, I actually had picked I had to go and
get my car from the car because I had already
parked there. Took her home, you know, six hour dry
vomiting everywhere. She had a fever of like one hundred
and nine.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
You measure in fahrenheit round, Yeah, fevers, all sorts going on.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Mate. It was just a shocking state of affairs. And
what was that, I don't know. It was just her illness.
The doctor, I'm not going to you know, she she
will come through.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Just get her a bit of gatorade, but of Lucas
AGB sweet. Yes, I didn't have any because I had
already drunk for Toledo's.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Oh yeah, you're yeah, you're a shocker.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:33):
Well that's the thing, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
And you know, I've just had a text now I
come through from my wife and she said, yeah, that
she's looking really really unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Cough and your dad have got the cough mate. She
was hacking her lungs out. Bleeding from her eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Wow, that's not yeah, it's just full.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
On at the moment, bleeding from the eyes.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
No, not for what my eyes and my head.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Oh you've had you haven't.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, no, no, yeah, no no, not from the eyes,
not from my seeing. I'm sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Jason. It's not good man.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Well, I mean it's not just about mind. Obviously, Mogi's
daughter is under the gun as well.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
I completely forgot about my daughter after your story about
your daughter.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
I mean, it's pretty shocking.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
She is a sharker, right, she's about thirty now, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
She's thirty.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Yeah, and you're not going to take it to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Give me sweet airs man.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
She's crying from her eyes.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah, no, blood bloody, bleeding from the eyes. Yeah, crying
from the eyes is pretty normal.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
We see the body should just naturally heal itself, you know.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Yeah, Okay, I will rest up for bleeding. We'll send
us some Toledos stone teple pilots.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
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