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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy US.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Indeed, the Hives there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. The time is five forty seven. Now, fellas,
you'll be aware of the fact that I've moved to
the CBD ah forget, one of the best decisions I've
made in my life. Absolutely love it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What's the name of your apartment again?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No? For juwe pH Yeah, okay, Well, after this story,
I'm tempted to name it the Jiz Palace because there's
one thing that I've got a bit of a bone
to pick about living in the city with.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I got a bowl a bit.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Uber eat now Friday night, let me take you through it, fellas,
And I know this is first world problems.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Now just quickly before you start. Did this thing on
Friday night? Did it bug you at all?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah? Bug me?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay? Good, yes, well bugging let's force things man, that's
a record.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get home. And this often happens at my house on
a Friday night. What are we going to have for dinner?
No one?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
My wife and I don't know. And I said, leave
it with me. You know, oh, I'll get uber eats now,
I know, leave it with me. So I finally, you know,
I go through it and what about this place? What
blah blah blah. Yeah, finally get a place. I'll just
order some stuff. Boom boom boom.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Done.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, So I ordered the food on uber Eats and
then I'm sitting there and I get a message nearly
there from the driver and I'm like, right, God, that
was quick, because I said it'd be like twenty twenty
five minutes. And I went, oh, okay, coming down. Not
happy coming down, I said, because I like to go
and meet them out the front. I don't like them
(01:54):
to go into my apartment.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yes, when he sees nearly the air or whatever? Was said,
are you looking on the app there and you can
see where the vehicle is and the ETA?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, and what I often find. Because that's why I
was quite surprised. I was like, oh, well, that's weird
because it seemed like you're still a fair amount of
time away. So I go down there a way outside
to do it. And now I've got to tell you
my history of uber EPs in this particular place. It's
never been successful. So I'm sitting there and he goes,
(02:26):
I've arrived, and I'm like, good, I'm here. I'm out
the front.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You're looking at your app Now you can see this
right outside your house.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
He's right there, he's on the streets.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, And I go, okay, well you're not here because
I'm standing outside the apartment, and he goes, oh, okay,
just give me a minute. Nothing. Then he calls me
and he goes, I'm nearly there, and I'm thinking, okay,
you obviously got the wrong places coming down to me,
and I go, okay, great. Then I'm sitting there nothing
(03:00):
and for a couple of minutes and I go text
them and I go, so where are you?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Are you the picture of his carl, Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it's it's just showing it sort of wobbling around
on the street basically. And then before he even answers,
I get your blah blah blah has been delivered rate
your driver, And I'm like, right, what, it hasn't been delivered.
So I ring him back and I go it's saying
(03:28):
it's been delivered me and what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
It was so close and.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It was just sort of he sort of said something
and then hung up. And then that thing came up again.
Rate your driver, and I.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Was like, let me guess again. Five stars.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, So I rang and back cut off, rang and
back cut off again, and I was effan and jeff
and like you wouldn't believe fellers ring it back again
and then and then I get the uber line and
it's saying, if you've got a complaint to make or
blah blah blah blah blah, and you need to do this, this,
(04:11):
this and this meantime us spend eighty bucks on this
and some other Basard's got my food. Yeah, I'm effing
and Jeffery, all of this.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
On an empty store, all of this on an empty store.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I was angry, true, sorry. I go back up to
the apartment Evan and Jeff and my wife. I want
a disaster. Why don't we just get some dirty bird.
I don't want to promote this particular thing. And we went, yeah,
just do it, babe, let's just do it. She said,
I'd drive and go and get it because this is
the uber here is just useful. Yeah. So she no,
(04:41):
So she drives off to the nearest dirty bird shop.
Both my wife and I hate their chips we don't like. Really, yeah, no,
we hate them. So my wife goes there and orders
the chicken and says, we don't want any chips. Can
you give us two tubs of Coleslaw? No problem?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So you'd rather eat the coastal than the chick.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yes, strange replacement. Not a potato and gravy guy.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And we got potato and gravy and costal, but we
don't want chips. Okay, my wife comes home, comes in
with a big bag of dirty bird, opens it up.
What's in the bag? Fellas chips? Three lots of chips,
potato and gravy, and the driest dirty bird sex pet
you will ever shove into your goal.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
But shove it you did.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No coleslaw, Just three lots of chips, No coalslaw, two
little tubs of potato and gravy, and the driest chicken
I've ever eaten in my life. Five zero point one buzzies.
And in fact I was so riled up by the
stage I just refused to eat and went to bed.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, you should have gone to Reburger.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This is what I said in the outro. You know,
it's like, damn it. Why didn't I just get Rebig Year.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And I know where they went again, and they always
go to the same place when they're Uber eight and
it's clearly not my place.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Got you good for.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The Hadarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Let's see who's joining Jerry and Mania on the Export
Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden too.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah. We don't know what it is exactly, do we know?
It's a Grand Final in October and October in Australia,
in Sydney and Sydney, in Sydney, Australia, Sydney and Australia.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Is it Sydney in Australia the Sydney Australia.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So tell me, Patson, what's the actual prize?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Three nights in Sydney in a five star hotel, return
flights are races, races and Harbor Cruz.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Does that mean going to the races?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I think so, Yeah, okay, and Harbor Cruz and of
course the Grand Final experience as well. And that's joining
Jerry Mania in eight CE Seahead g Lane. Now, am
I right in saying the idea here is that we're
trying to find backbones that are going to make this
trip as punishing.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
As possible for those fellas. I think that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I mean I want to go and have a Grand
Final experience, so I can't go, then why should they
enjoy their Grand Final experience?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I agree. Let's go to the phone lines get a
never new massive backbone house life.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, good things, fellows. How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah? Good, thanks Evan. Tell me, mates, what do you
do for a crust? I'm just your casual everyday signwrider.
If you heard what you were just saying, they we're
looking for people to really punish the guys when they
get away. Basically get on the hammer responsibly, very early doors,
and just never stop chatting and talking to them and
(07:49):
being in their faces. I mean, do you think you're
capable of something like that? And Nevin, Oh absolutely, boys,
I'd love to just get in the face of g
Lane and just show them up and show them out
really done. Yeah yeah, that's the right editor. Yeah yeah,
all right, great news for you, mate, You're in the drawer.
(08:09):
Awesome things. Jimmy, you made Bastard Hour's life life's great brother.
Hell are you? Yeah? Good things mate? Good? Can you
be a pain in the ass, Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh, I could try I have a good go at it. Yeah, yeah,
And would you do it, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, I know, I don't know what. I don't know
if I do that the Ian Roberts things. But you
know I used to play league myself for me and
a guy that used to constantly drop the soap in
the shower. Is that right?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Well there you go, man.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Well one thing you could do was, since you've got
a bit of rugby league in your background, here, just
whenever g lane is not looking on the eye, you
just go up and you just close on them. Yeah, yeah, stiff,
just scream at them on the ground.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Good on you, Jimmy. You're in the drawer too, mate,
Thanks very much. Boys, Yeah, good stuff. I mean, it
is one of those things because that's a pretty whatever
it's going to be is it'll be pretty spectacular. A
lot of people wanting to get involved. I know that
you would.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Want to get involved. I'd love to get involved in that.
It's also it's a one off, and that's about the
rugby league, Jos. That's not the sort of thing you
go along to and you're just getting hamming it. Yes,
particularly if the wires are playing, that wouldn't be that
wouldn't be be there at all. I mean I've been
to I've been to one of the Grand Finals before
with the Warriors. I watched us lose in two thousand
and two, missed the one in twenty twelve. But if
(09:38):
they get back there again on going again, Oh mate,
it just doesn't fit, it doesn't. It doesn't sit right
for me that it's with with the Breakfast guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It really doesn't, especially with the Big Show. I mean,
we bleed Rugby League.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Man, there's that Grand Finals that that great Stacy Jones
try that's right, I remember that scything through the gap
like the genius he was.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, we were robbed that day. Oh huh, must.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Be white Stripe.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Faith No more there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show
This Tuesday evening. The time is for our five fifty one. Hey.
By the way, even though Kesey's not here today, Mogi,
we're still going to do What's on the dinner with me?
Pug Son d What's on the deal with me? With me?
Pugsn so TIX through three, four eight three, what you're
(10:41):
having on the D, what your name is, and we
you're texting from. I'll get into that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
After six fifty dollar rebigovotches up for grabs.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Every text goes in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Mogi. Ah God, I was sinking today. Ah. You know,
I'm in pretty good shape to compared to a lot
of people. You know, people go, geez, you're looking good, Jason.
But it's like.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
People saying that to you.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah. People people say that to me all the time.
You know, You've heard this sort of people talking about
how as you get old, you've got to take more
care of yourself. You've got to exercise, you know, you've
got to build up your strength. You've got to take
focus more on that sort of stuff, you know, because
if you don't use it, you lose it.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I've been thinking about that, you know, and I
pound the gym and I exercise all the time. And
I was just saying it to myself today. You know what,
I'm over it. I'm over this. I mean, I don't
know if you agree about this, but I feel like
I've earned my stripes. You know, I've done all that
sort of stuff, and I've reached the age now where
I should be able to just get work done. You
(11:50):
know what I mean. Forget all this exercise and whatever
head youth health stuff, the health stuff might need to
do that anymore. I mean, I'm rich as men. Why
am I doing all this when I can just get
work done, get my busies tightened?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh work done?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
What did you think?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I said?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Well, some work?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh no, no work done?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So what's he talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Like busy tightening? You know, because you guys are having
a few jokes yesterday about the fact that I'm wearing
a tight switch and my buzzies are very sort of productive.
Can you get those? You know? The other thing, and
you can relate to this big time mogie. I've got
no ass left, so shove a few things in my ass,
you know what I mean, just a couple of you
(12:32):
know what do they call those implants? Yes, you know,
a couple of a couple of ass implants. I mean,
I've earned my shype, so I should be able to
just get the stuff done, pay it off. I agree,
I agree, So you got but yeah, all that sort
of stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Are you worried at all about the fact that the
reason that you work out is not necessarily just for aesthetics.
It's also like, you know, look after your body and
for your body to be for the health.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, your life, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm fit as a fiddle. I mean you know what
I'm saying, No, what kind of fiddle? Well, like a
really fit fiddle, Fella.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
How fit is a fiddle?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
They're pretty fit they can be if you can play them.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Well yeah, well I sort of feel like, yeah, why not, Chuck,
you know, a few hundred thousand dollars at it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I would go with.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Honker extension The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Food Fighters. There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. The time is ten to sex and Fellas.
We were just talking actually about that fantastic prize that
the listeners can win to go over to Sydney watch
the Leigue Grand File and coincidentally today this very day,
I was looking at flights to Sydney myself in October
(13:55):
strangely enough, and I'll be honest with you as always
when I'm doing this sort of stuff, I'm iff and
and Geiffin, you know, what I mean simple, Well it's
not simple, keysy, and then you go on to sort
of deals and it's like and then it doesn't work,
and then actually know and your phone number isn't actually
a phone number, and all this sort of stuff we're
(14:16):
talking when you're entering details to try and get the deal,
you know what I mean. And we've often talked about this,
and I actually ended up getting a deal, great deal
of deal, I tell you what, It's fantastic. But then
I was like, you know, I've got all these daughters,
hundreds of them. Yes, And as we've spoken before, that
(14:40):
generation seems to me to be much more online savvy,
much more onto it in terms of finding deals. Like
my daughters have traveled all around the world legitimately, and
like when I find out how much they paid for
certain things, and I'm like, hell, the do you do that?
How do you find these places? And I know, Keezy,
you're the same, You're very good at finding deals to
(15:02):
fight to Japan or something like that.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, my wife and I are pretty savvy.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Whereas you strike me as a guy who'll walk into
house of travel or something and say can you book
me a flight.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
To or you'll find yourself trying to get a deal
online and the Internet sees to you that's not a
real phone number, yes, which I've never heard of.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What you put in your phone number and it just goes,
that's not an actual number? True? What that actually happened
to me? Flying back from Brisbane? When you have to
do the travelers declaration that were saying this is a
legitimate number.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Do you do the plus six?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, all of it? Yeah, but that sort of stuff
happening to me, and I'm thinking to myself, what am
I doing here? Yes, sir, I've got this amazing commodity
at my disposal. Your daughter, my daughter is you know
I've reached an age now or I should just be
able to go girls, This is where I want to go,
(15:53):
This is when I want to go. There sort it
for me. You're oldest, My oldest is thirty?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
How old I you hit it when you were nine?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right? Okay.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
It's amazing the difference in like online capability between thirty
nine years of age and thirty Yeah exactly though.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Four like you are one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, but I mean you come in here, kezy, you
know you talk about all your OVERACA channel Me and
my wife got this amazing, amazing deal. And I'm like,
and you've done the same thing, Mogi and taken Keysey's advice.
Maybe I have reached that age where I now need
to go I'm not good at this. I'm going to
give it to people that are.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Or just learn your phone number and phone typing it.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
In roll or something not according to customs.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You don't mean, but having said that, I did secure
an amazing deal after Sydney to Australia and Botswana Airlines.
Your daughter sort of that, No, that was me. This
is yeah, yeah, yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
How long's the trip?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Like, there's about seven stopovers? Yeah about I think it
was in total about forty two hours.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Holdak Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy US.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Indeed, the Hives there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday evening. The time is five forty seven. Now, fellas,
you'll be aware of the fact that I've moved to
the CBD ah forget, one of the best decisions I've
made in my life. Absolutely love it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
What's the name of your apartment again?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
No? For juwe pH Yeah, okay, Well, after this story,
I'm tempted to name it the Jiz Palace because there's
one thing that I've got a bit of a bone
to pick about living in the city with.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I got a bowl a bit.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Uber eat now Friday night, let me take you through it, fellas,
And I know this is first world problems.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Now just quickly before you start. Did this thing on
Friday night? Did it bug you at all?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah? Bug me?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Okay? Good, yes, well bugging let's force things man, that's
a record.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Get home. And this often happens at my house on
a Friday night. What are we going to have for dinner?
No one?
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You know?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
My wife and I don't know. And I said, leave
it with me. You know, oh, I'll get uber eats now,
I know, leave it with me. So I finally, you know,
I go through it and what about this place? What
blah blah blah. Yeah, finally get a place. I'll just
order some stuff. Boom boom boom.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Done.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay, So I ordered the food on uber Eats and
then I'm sitting there and I get a message nearly
there from the driver and I'm like, right, God, that
was quick, because I said it'd be like twenty twenty
five minutes. And I went, oh, okay, coming down. Not
happy coming down, I said, because I like to go
and meet them out the front. I don't like them
(01:54):
to go into my apartment.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Can I ask a question?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yes, when he sees nearly the air or whatever? Was said,
are you looking on the app there and you can
see where the vehicle is and the ETA?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yes, and what I often find. Because that's why I
was quite surprised. I was like, oh, well, that's weird
because it seemed like you're still a fair amount of
time away. So I go down there a way outside
to do it. And now I've got to tell you
my history of uber EPs in this particular place. It's
never been successful. So I'm sitting there and he goes,
(02:26):
I've arrived, and I'm like, good, I'm here. I'm out
the front.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
You're looking at your app Now you can see this
right outside your house.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
He's right there, he's on the streets.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yes, And I go, okay, well you're not here because
I'm standing outside the apartment, and he goes, oh, okay,
just give me a minute. Nothing. Then he calls me
and he goes, I'm nearly there, and I'm thinking, okay,
you obviously got the wrong places coming down to me,
and I go, okay, great. Then I'm sitting there nothing
(03:00):
and for a couple of minutes and I go text
them and I go, so where are you?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Are you the picture of his carl, Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
But it's it's just showing it sort of wobbling around
on the street basically. And then before he even answers,
I get your blah blah blah has been delivered rate
your driver, And I'm like, right, what, it hasn't been delivered.
So I ring him back and I go it's saying
(03:28):
it's been delivered me and what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
What?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
It was so close and.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
It was just sort of he sort of said something
and then hung up. And then that thing came up again.
Rate your driver, and I.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Was like, let me guess again. Five stars.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, So I rang and back cut off, rang and
back cut off again, and I was effan and jeff
and like you wouldn't believe fellers ring it back again
and then and then I get the uber line and
it's saying, if you've got a complaint to make or
blah blah blah blah blah, and you need to do this, this,
(04:11):
this and this meantime us spend eighty bucks on this
and some other Basard's got my food. Yeah, I'm effing
and Jeffery, all of this.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
On an empty store, all of this on an empty store.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I was angry, true, sorry. I go back up to
the apartment Evan and Jeff and my wife. I want
a disaster. Why don't we just get some dirty bird.
I don't want to promote this particular thing. And we went, yeah,
just do it, babe, let's just do it. She said,
I'd drive and go and get it because this is
the uber here is just useful. Yeah. So she no,
(04:41):
So she drives off to the nearest dirty bird shop.
Both my wife and I hate their chips we don't like. Really, yeah, no,
we hate them. So my wife goes there and orders
the chicken and says, we don't want any chips. Can
you give us two tubs of Coleslaw? No problem?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
So you'd rather eat the coastal than the chick.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yes, strange replacement. Not a potato and gravy guy.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
And we got potato and gravy and costal, but we
don't want chips. Okay, my wife comes home, comes in
with a big bag of dirty bird, opens it up.
What's in the bag? Fellas chips? Three lots of chips,
potato and gravy, and the driest dirty bird sex pet
you will ever shove into your goal.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
But shove it you did.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
No coleslaw, Just three lots of chips, No coalslaw, two
little tubs of potato and gravy, and the driest chicken
I've ever eaten in my life. Five zero point one buzzies.
And in fact I was so riled up by the
stage I just refused to eat and went to bed.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, you should have gone to Reburger.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
This is what I said in the outro. You know,
it's like, damn it. Why didn't I just get Rebig Year.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
I can't believe.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And I know where they went again, and they always
go to the same place when they're Uber eight and
it's clearly not my place.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Got you good for.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The Hadarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodaki.
Let's see who's joining Jerry and Mania on the Export
Ultra Grand Final Beer Garden too.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Yeah. We don't know what it is exactly, do we know?
It's a Grand Final in October and October in Australia,
in Sydney and Sydney, in Sydney, Australia, Sydney and Australia.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Is it Sydney in Australia the Sydney Australia.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
So tell me, Patson, what's the actual prize?
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Three nights in Sydney in a five star hotel, return
flights are races, races and Harbor Cruz.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Does that mean going to the races?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I think so, Yeah, okay, and Harbor Cruz and of
course the Grand Final experience as well. And that's joining
Jerry Mania in eight CE Seahead g Lane. Now, am
I right in saying the idea here is that we're
trying to find backbones that are going to make this
trip as punishing.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
As possible for those fellas. I think that makes sense.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I mean I want to go and have a Grand
Final experience, so I can't go, then why should they
enjoy their Grand Final experience?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I agree. Let's go to the phone lines get a
never new massive backbone house life.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Yeah, good things, fellows. How are you guys?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yeah? Good, thanks Evan. Tell me, mates, what do you
do for a crust? I'm just your casual everyday signwrider.
If you heard what you were just saying, they we're
looking for people to really punish the guys when they
get away. Basically get on the hammer responsibly, very early doors,
and just never stop chatting and talking to them and
(07:49):
being in their faces. I mean, do you think you're
capable of something like that? And Nevin, Oh absolutely, boys,
I'd love to just get in the face of g
Lane and just show them up and show them out
really done. Yeah yeah, that's the right editor. Yeah yeah,
all right, great news for you, mate, You're in the drawer.
(08:09):
Awesome things. Jimmy, you made Bastard Hour's life life's great brother.
Hell are you? Yeah? Good things mate? Good? Can you
be a pain in the ass, Jimmy.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Oh, I could try I have a good go at it. Yeah, yeah,
And would you do it, Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Oh, I know, I don't know what. I don't know
if I do that the Ian Roberts things. But you
know I used to play league myself for me and
a guy that used to constantly drop the soap in
the shower. Is that right?
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Well there you go, man.
Speaker 6 (08:41):
Well one thing you could do was, since you've got
a bit of rugby league in your background, here, just
whenever g lane is not looking on the eye, you
just go up and you just close on them. Yeah, yeah, stiff,
just scream at them on the ground.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Good on you, Jimmy. You're in the drawer too, mate,
Thanks very much. Boys, Yeah, good stuff. I mean, it
is one of those things because that's a pretty whatever
it's going to be is it'll be pretty spectacular. A
lot of people wanting to get involved. I know that
you would.
Speaker 6 (09:17):
Want to get involved. I'd love to get involved in that.
It's also it's a one off, and that's about the
rugby league, Jos. That's not the sort of thing you
go along to and you're just getting hamming it. Yes,
particularly if the wires are playing, that wouldn't be that
wouldn't be be there at all. I mean I've been
to I've been to one of the Grand Finals before
with the Warriors. I watched us lose in two thousand
and two, missed the one in twenty twelve. But if
(09:38):
they get back there again on going again, Oh mate,
it just doesn't fit, it doesn't. It doesn't sit right
for me that it's with with the Breakfast guys.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
It really doesn't, especially with the Big Show. I mean,
we bleed Rugby League.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't get it.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Man, there's that Grand Finals that that great Stacy Jones
try that's right, I remember that scything through the gap
like the genius he was.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, yeah, we were robbed that day. Oh huh, must.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Be white Stripe.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Faith No more there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show
This Tuesday evening. The time is for our five fifty one. Hey.
By the way, even though Kesey's not here today, Mogi,
we're still going to do What's on the dinner with me?
Pug Son d What's on the deal with me? With me?
Pugsn so TIX through three, four eight three, what you're
(10:41):
having on the D, what your name is, and we
you're texting from. I'll get into that.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
After six fifty dollar rebigovotches up for grabs.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Every text goes in the drawer.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Mogi. Ah God, I was sinking today. Ah. You know,
I'm in pretty good shape to compared to a lot
of people. You know, people go, geez, you're looking good, Jason.
But it's like.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
People saying that to you.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah. People people say that to me all the time.
You know, You've heard this sort of people talking about
how as you get old, you've got to take more
care of yourself. You've got to exercise, you know, you've
got to build up your strength. You've got to take
focus more on that sort of stuff, you know, because
if you don't use it, you lose it.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
And I've been thinking about that, you know, and I
pound the gym and I exercise all the time. And
I was just saying it to myself today. You know what,
I'm over it. I'm over this. I mean, I don't
know if you agree about this, but I feel like
I've earned my stripes. You know, I've done all that
sort of stuff, and I've reached the age now where
I should be able to just get work done. You
(11:50):
know what I mean. Forget all this exercise and whatever
head youth health stuff, the health stuff might need to
do that anymore. I mean, I'm rich as men. Why
am I doing all this when I can just get
work done, get my busies tightened?
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Oh work done?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
What did you think?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I said?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Well, some work?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Oh no, no work done?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
So what's he talking about?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Like busy tightening? You know, because you guys are having
a few jokes yesterday about the fact that I'm wearing
a tight switch and my buzzies are very sort of productive.
Can you get those? You know? The other thing, and
you can relate to this big time mogie. I've got
no ass left, so shove a few things in my ass,
you know what I mean, just a couple of you
(12:32):
know what do they call those implants? Yes, you know,
a couple of a couple of ass implants. I mean,
I've earned my shype, so I should be able to
just get the stuff done, pay it off. I agree,
I agree, So you got but yeah, all that sort
of stuff.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Are you worried at all about the fact that the
reason that you work out is not necessarily just for aesthetics.
It's also like, you know, look after your body and
for your body to be for the health.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Yeah, your life, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I'm fit as a fiddle. I mean you know what
I'm saying, No, what kind of fiddle? Well, like a
really fit fiddle, Fella.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
How fit is a fiddle?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
They're pretty fit they can be if you can play them.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Well yeah, well I sort of feel like, yeah, why not, Chuck,
you know, a few hundred thousand dollars at it.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
I would go with.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Honker extension The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Food Fighters. There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. The time is ten to sex and Fellas.
We were just talking actually about that fantastic prize that
the listeners can win to go over to Sydney watch
the Leigue Grand File and coincidentally today this very day,
I was looking at flights to Sydney myself in October
(13:55):
strangely enough, and I'll be honest with you as always
when I'm doing this sort of stuff, I'm iff and
and Geiffin, you know, what I mean simple, Well it's
not simple, keysy, and then you go on to sort
of deals and it's like and then it doesn't work,
and then actually know and your phone number isn't actually
a phone number, and all this sort of stuff we're
(14:16):
talking when you're entering details to try and get the deal,
you know what I mean. And we've often talked about this,
and I actually ended up getting a deal, great deal
of deal, I tell you what, It's fantastic. But then
I was like, you know, I've got all these daughters,
hundreds of them. Yes, And as we've spoken before, that
(14:40):
generation seems to me to be much more online savvy,
much more onto it in terms of finding deals. Like
my daughters have traveled all around the world legitimately, and
like when I find out how much they paid for
certain things, and I'm like, hell, the do you do that?
How do you find these places? And I know, Keezy,
you're the same, You're very good at finding deals to
(15:02):
fight to Japan or something like that.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Yeah, my wife and I are pretty savvy.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Whereas you strike me as a guy who'll walk into
house of travel or something and say can you book
me a flight.
Speaker 6 (15:10):
To or you'll find yourself trying to get a deal
online and the Internet sees to you that's not a
real phone number, yes, which I've never heard of.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
What you put in your phone number and it just goes,
that's not an actual number? True? What that actually happened
to me? Flying back from Brisbane? When you have to
do the travelers declaration that were saying this is a
legitimate number.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Do you do the plus six?
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Yes, all of it? Yeah, but that sort of stuff
happening to me, and I'm thinking to myself, what am
I doing here? Yes, sir, I've got this amazing commodity
at my disposal. Your daughter, my daughter is you know
I've reached an age now or I should just be
able to go girls, This is where I want to go,
(15:53):
This is when I want to go. There sort it
for me. You're oldest, My oldest is thirty?
Speaker 5 (15:59):
How old I you hit it when you were nine?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Crazy?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Right? Okay.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
It's amazing the difference in like online capability between thirty
nine years of age and thirty Yeah exactly though.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Four like you are one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah, but I mean you come in here, kezy, you
know you talk about all your OVERACA channel Me and
my wife got this amazing, amazing deal. And I'm like,
and you've done the same thing, Mogi and taken Keysey's advice.
Maybe I have reached that age where I now need
to go I'm not good at this. I'm going to
give it to people that are.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Or just learn your phone number and phone typing it.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
In roll or something not according to customs.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
You don't mean, but having said that, I did secure
an amazing deal after Sydney to Australia and Botswana Airlines.
Your daughter sort of that, No, that was me. This
is yeah, yeah, yeah, they're really good.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
How long's the trip?
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Like, there's about seven stopovers? Yeah about I think it
was in total about forty two hours.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
The Holdak Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
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