September 12, 2026 • 17 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, indeed, the Pixies.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
They're on the Hodaki Big Show this Monday evening. Fellas,
I know we're feeling a bit weary on it being
a Monday and all that.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Jazz, but, hey, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Be pretty, Nibs69 at gmail.com.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Get in touch with the fellas.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Please do get in touch if you're after some advice
of any kind, specifically the genuine advice kind.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
A lot of people sending, like, jokey ones.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, no, don't do that, man. Don't waste my time.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
But, like, jokey ones that are just filthy and we
can't actually do anything with?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
So we like real questions, and if we read it
on the show, you get a Reburger voucher.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, like, for example, Keezy, at the moment I've got
really itchy pubes. What's that about? Should I get it
checked out? That's not possible.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The pubes are at G or the pubis area?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, that's sort of where my pubes are.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The pubis?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, email into this email address. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I'll ignore it. Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
G'day, Fels. This is Anonymous. I'm in a happy relationship
but have had a conundrum. I had a very steamy
dream about a new work colleague. I didn't think much
of it, but now every time I'm chatting to her,
it comes to the forefront of my mind.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I try to act normal.
I try to act normal.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But the more I'm thinking act normal, the weirder I
feel like I am acting. I know Mike and Keezy
have had a similar situation, and I just want to
know how to move past things I've seen in my
head and go back to two normal working adults.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I think he's referring to your erotic dream about Keezy there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Remember that dream, Mogey?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And then you were like, sort it out, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, come on, man.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Same thing with pugs with my missus.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, with your missus.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
So how do you move past it?
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Well, I don't know if you do, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, you indulge it.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It's quite interesting what old mate says there, Anonymous, is it?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
That every time you talk to each other, it's at
the forefront of your mind. Well, that's been that way
for probably three months now, with you and me. I'm
looking at you now, talking about this email that Anonymous
has sent through, but in my mind's eye, Right.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Filth.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
You've just been a filthy bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
I'm loving it. So I'm two screening at the moment.
I've got this one thing that's happening in reality and
one thing that's happening in my mind's eye.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Fantasy. And how do you keep it? Because I don't
feel like you're acting weird around me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, I know.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
You just get used to it. It just becomes your reality,
your normality. So this guy's freaking out a little bit.
But I think the one thing that's really helped me
was bringing it up. when I raised it with you. Yeah, yeah.
It sort of brought out into the open that bad
behaviour of yours.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
It brought it out into the open and then sort
of normalised it. Everybody knew that you were a shocking bastard.
We were able to move on.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
So if he does the same thing with her.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Hey, I've had this dream about you. Shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You were terrible.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
If you could knock it off, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Funnily enough, my wife had a dream last night.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And she never has these dreams. That I'd been having
an affair.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
For, like, longer than we'd been together.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And that, with this woman that used to be at
the comedy club.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Oh, really?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
And. Not Justine.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But not only that, she had died.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Your missus?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, the woman who I was having the affair with.
I'm not going to name her.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Okay. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
And so my wife, when I told her, was kind
of really upset about it but also didn't want to
really have a go at me because.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Your mistress had just died.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
My mistress had died. So is this in the dream
you were telling her that this woman had died or
in reality when she hit you up with it you said, oh,
she's dead?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, I think she knew that she had died but
also that I'd had an affair for over 30 years
with her.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Very specific dream, Jase.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, it was. It was very specific.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
And was the person a real person?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Would I potentially know her?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Of her?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No. And funnily enough, this person's name at her job today,
she was taking the person she was with to what
she thought was this old cafe called Alan Pete's in
Parnell there. and she turned up to where she thought,
or where Alan Peets.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Used to be.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Used to be, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And the name of the new place was the name
of the woman who she said I was having the
affair with.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
That renamed it to Jace's Mistress, essentially. Her name, yes. Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That is weird, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You guys are obviously close.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Busted after all these years.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And my wife never has those sort of dreams. I
used to all the time. Yeah, because you're a shocking,
you know. I am a shocking bastard.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So the advice is just out with it, let her know, and.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Just move on.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I would indulge it. I'd go right there in your
private time.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh, you're walking.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
I'd be like, hello.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Had a dream about you last night.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, you remember, Moby. What was it about?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Can't say, but just know.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Remember when we were at the beer fest?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
And that woman came up to us.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
And she gave me a hug and she said, I
had a dirty.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Dream about you. I had a dirty dream about you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Boom.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
You should have seen just absolutely all over it. There
we go.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
And you were like, my old mistress just died.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'm in the market for another one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Tom Petty there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this
Tuesday night.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Fellas, big news, big news. Breaking news?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yes. Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
This is Breaking News.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Radiohead are coming.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
How good? Yeah, man. How good? One of the greatest
bands of all time. A lot of people won't like them,
but The vast majority of people, you know, intelligent people, Jase.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Love them.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I don't like them.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
They get it. You know, some of you dum-dums, they
don't quite understand what's going on there. But went and
saw Tom York, I think it was last year, maybe
the year before? Yes. Absolutely unbelievable. It was brilliant. And
the opportunity to see Radiohead rejoin and touring again is
upon us. How good. Sadly, oh, it's a 16-date tour
as well, KZ.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Australian tour, love that.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Australian tour. So all in Australia. All of them. Six
in Melbourne, six in Sydney, four in Perth, zero in
New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
How's that about?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's bullshit.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
And I don't even like Radiohead.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
That's outrageous.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's bullshit. I went to the Tom York one as well.
It was bloody brilliant.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Wasn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm filthy about that, Mokey. What the hell's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
I would like to know, I'd like to please explain.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
If you're not going to come here, I think the
least we deserve is a please explain.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Actually, I know.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You can go 16 times in Australia and not even
once in Auckland?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I've got a good idea.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I know a guy who could potentially get Tom York
for us. Yes. Pugs.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Pugs.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Could you potentially get Tom York on the line for us, man? No,
just at some point during the week.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, we just want to have a word with him, man,
if that's possible.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Is that all G?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Why not? And then they're going to Japan. Just have
a crack. They're going to Japan as well because you
know about Japan, Pugs.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
And they're going to play five shows in Japan and
still none in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, so Pugs, could you try to get Tom York
on just to ask him and then maybe get, I
don't know, like the Mayor of Japan on or something?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Yeah, the Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, I mean, we're mates with the Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Or the Captain of Australia.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (07:36):
The Captain of Australia. and see if he'll give us
a couple of gigs. We should do some horse trading
around this jizz.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think so, man. Don't tell him what we're going
to talk about, though.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Tom York?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, because we want to go him when he's on air,
because I think that'll be great radio.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If you could do that, Pugs.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
So it's like an attack thing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, just say, hey, we're huge fans. Would you come
on our radio show? And then we'll go.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Gotcha journalism style.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
So we'll be like, oh, hey, Tom, love what you're doing, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'm coming to Aussie. Why aren't you coming to Australia?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
And then we'll just bag him.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to do that with the
Mayor of Japan as well.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, and the Captain of Australia. The Captain of Australia
will be a bit nicer because we want him to
give us some of these gigs there.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, but we'll definitely go the Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I actually quite like him, so I probably won't. The
Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Okay, well, maybe Mogi will be the one going in
on him then.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yes, cool, Pugs.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Thanks, mate. Bloody good producer, that Pugs.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
He's really good, isn't he?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
He's not bad. Yeah, fuming about that, actually.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Fuming.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
So it means I'll probably have to go to Australia.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Again.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
A little bit more time off there, fellas.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Oh, g'day, Matt.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Look, if you want the chance to win all our
on-air competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation,
tune in to the Hauraki Big Show, four to seven
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Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question,
one weekend of a lifetime.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Would you rather?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, indeed, the NRL Grand Final or Bathurst.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Waz or cars, as we're phrasing it.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
It's a bloody good phrase, Jase. I mean, nowadays, obviously,
I'm straight into NRL Grand Final.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I've never been.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I've been to Magic Round three times. I've watched the
Waz a lot, but the Grand Final is one I've
never done.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I've always wanted to go to State of Origin, but
also I don't care as much about State of Origin
as I do about a Grand Final. Do you care
about a grand final if the wars aren't in it though?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I do.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, right. I do because it's still like the whole
season has culminated in this one game on a Sunday,
late Sunday night. And to be in Sydney, I reckon
that would be better for me than State of Origin.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
That's generally what puts me off is like I would
watch it, but it's on. at about 10 30 or
11 o'clock on a Sunday night something ridiculous here in
New Zealand I've been to one grand final I went
to the Warriors v the Roosters in 2002 over there
It's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Except for the losing.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Obviously lost, but still a good... The losing's not great,
but being there, amazing. Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
It was good because for the briefest of moments, it
felt like we had a chance.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah. Old Stacey scything through. Thank you. Stratum!
Speaker 7 (10:26):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Should we go to the lines, fellas?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, let's do it, man. G'day, Connor, you mad bastard.
How's life?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Good things, fellas.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
How are you? Yeah, good things, mate. Tell me, Connor,
where's Oxford?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Oxford.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's in North Canary. Ah, okay. North Canary.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Yeah, nice.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Just confirming for the listeners, Connor is from Oxford.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, because I just saw by his name there.
What do you do for a crust, Connor? I'm an accountant.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Oh, yeah, backbone.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I tell you what, true story. Accountants have removed so
much stress from my life, Connor. There was a time
when I was just a debacle on the old accounts,
et cetera, et cetera, and then one day I got
an accountant and all my worries seemed to dissipate.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Must have been a.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Mad bastard from the counter.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Thank you. Thank you, Connor.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Taking me on, he was.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
This guy gets it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey, now, listen, Connor, what are you running with there, mate?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
NRL or Bathurst?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah, the Bugby League would be best.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
The Bugby League?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I know.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
We'll chuck you down for Rugby League, mate. You're in
the draw. You hold the line.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Good on you, mate. G'day, Renee. How's life?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh, not bad, thanks.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh, that's good. How's your day been? Has it been
all right?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yeah, it's been good, thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
You're so good about it. That's very good.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
What's so good about it?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
You've got to bang on about it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, work's finished, unlike you guys.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I tell you what, Renee, it just never bloody ends
for us.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Work and work and work. And what do you do
for a crust, incidentally?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I work in health.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh, yeah. Backbone.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Backbone stuff, Renee.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It says here you're from Lake Rotsuiti.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, Canada originally.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
That's cool. I used to go there a lot as
a kid, actually, near Rotorua, that beautiful spot.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Oh, yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Renee, are we talking Bathurst or Grand Final?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Nah, Grand Final.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Grand Final.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right, we'll chuck you down for the Grand Final. You're
in the draw as well, Renee.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Thanks, mate. She's picked up the Kiwi lingo there, hasn't she?
You've said to her, would you like Bathurst or the
Grand Final, and she said, nah. The grand final.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Nah, the grand final.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Chuck a nah in front of it.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Chuck a nah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Just because you can.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
100%.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Don't forget, if you'd like to get yourself in the draw,
keep listening to Hodaki. Call 0800 HODAKI when you hear that.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Cue the call.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You can also head to boystrap.co.nz and buy the package
to Bathurst.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Not the grand final because it's sold out.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Backbone.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hugely backbone. The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yes indeed, ACDC there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
This glorious Friday night. But fellas, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Be pretty nips.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
69.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
And gmail.com. See what I mean, man? With the fellas.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
With the fellas.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
It's just better.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Meet pattynips69 at gmail.com.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
It is an email address.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Use it.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Get in touch.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Ask us advice, genuine advice, and you get a $ 50
Reburger voucher. 100% anonymous.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
G'day, fellas. Hoping you might be able to help me
out here.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
This is from.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
A female advice.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
A female anonymous.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
How do you know that?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Anonymouses. Ah, because of the email, the name on the email.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Right, okay. So it's not anonymous. Yes. For the listeners,
it is. I'm an anonymous.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
For me, it's not anonymous.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
G'day there, fellas. My husband and I are avid campers.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
We love getting amongst nature, but mostly we love sitting
around the campfire, sinking beers and having a good yarn.
Most of the time as the night wears on and
more beers are sunk, the conversation often turns deep and meaningful,
which brings me to my issue. I'd love to sit
around the campfire.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So would I.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Sucking beers with my wife.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Yeah. She doesn't like it though, does she?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Nah, she doesn't like beers.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
She likes to make herself scarce when you're on the
booze there.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Because you just bang on all the time and try
and get all deep and meaningful.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And then the fire gets out of control and you
freak out and she has to douse it in water.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
But anyway, Keezy, sorry, what are you saying? On our
last camping trip, as we were by the fire, my
husband confessed to me that he has a celebrity crush.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Not a big deal.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Is it me?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
You might think.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
The issue is he confessed that his celebrity crush is
none other than old Keezy.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
He's going to give it to you.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
When he told me, I laughed it off, but since
then it has me thinking. You see, for context, we
live in Australia, so don't listen to The Big Show live. However,
without fail, every night at bedtime, he turns The Big
Show on to fall asleep to. When we are in
the car, he's either playing the show, the outro, or
if he's listened to them already, he will just go
back and listen to his favorite one again. He's also
made reference to Keezy's meat.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Patty nips one too many times for a girl's liking.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah. So my question is, fellas, is this a simple
crush or is my husband head over heels for old Keezy?
It's a tough one, isn't it, guys?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Tough to believe.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
What, do you think that I've made up this email?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
I think you've sent this in.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I didn't want to say that, Mogi, but I'm getting
the same vibe. I wouldn't go through the effort of
writing out a paragraph. What concerns me... I'd make it
a chick.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Having a crush on me too, by the way, if
it was me.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
If it's true, he's got plenty of content now.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Because of AI.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yes. Of Keezy on all fours looking.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Over his shoulder. And he can generate his own too.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
That's right. Makes me uncomfortable. I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
He's got plenty of stuff to stimulate his passion.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
What, would you be open to that, Keezy? Yeah. to
him well it sounds to me like this is a
hall pass situation right so yeah for sure it's a
celebrity crush but generally that means I'm not comfortable calling
you a celebrity either but for the sake of argument
would you be willing to partake in a dalliance with
(16:23):
anonymous anonymous partner if anonymous yeah thank.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You and you put it in the context of you
know his dream come true yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, sure, I'll put him away.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Well, I'm not sure that's what he's into.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
No, because that's what I'm into.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Well, he might want to put you away.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh, I've never been put away. I don't even know
where away is. You know what I mean? I'm usually
the one.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
But you're sort of banging around in the cab. You
don't know how to put things away properly. You're always
getting told that at home. Can you put it away properly?
Not there.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Hope that helps.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, indeed, the Pixies.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
They're on the Hodaki Big Show this Monday evening. Fellas,
I know we're feeling a bit weary on it being
a Monday and all that.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Jazz, but, hey, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Be pretty, Nibs69 at gmail.com.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Get in touch with the fellas.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Please do get in touch if you're after some advice
of any kind, specifically the genuine advice kind.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
A lot of people sending, like, jokey ones.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, no, don't do that, man. Don't waste my time.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
But, like, jokey ones that are just filthy and we
can't actually do anything with?
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
So we like real questions, and if we read it
on the show, you get a Reburger voucher.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, like, for example, Keezy, at the moment I've got
really itchy pubes. What's that about? Should I get it
checked out? That's not possible.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
The pubes are at G or the pubis area?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Well, that's sort of where my pubes are.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
The pubis?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, email into this email address. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
And I'll ignore it. Yeah, okay, cool.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
G'day, Fels. This is Anonymous. I'm in a happy relationship
but have had a conundrum. I had a very steamy
dream about a new work colleague. I didn't think much
of it, but now every time I'm chatting to her,
it comes to the forefront of my mind.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I try to act normal.
I try to act normal.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
But the more I'm thinking act normal, the weirder I
feel like I am acting. I know Mike and Keezy
have had a similar situation, and I just want to
know how to move past things I've seen in my
head and go back to two normal working adults.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
Cheers.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I think he's referring to your erotic dream about Keezy there.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Remember that dream, Mogey?
Speaker 7 (01:46):
Not really.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And then you were like, sort it out, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, come on, man.
Speaker 7 (01:50):
Same thing with pugs with my missus.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah, with your missus.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
So how do you move past it?
Speaker 7 (01:55):
Well, I don't know if you do, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, you indulge it.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
It's quite interesting what old mate says there, Anonymous, is it?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
That every time you talk to each other, it's at
the forefront of your mind. Well, that's been that way
for probably three months now, with you and me. I'm
looking at you now, talking about this email that Anonymous
has sent through, but in my mind's eye, Right.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Filth.
Speaker 7 (02:15):
You've just been a filthy bitch.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
I'm loving it. So I'm two screening at the moment.
I've got this one thing that's happening in reality and
one thing that's happening in my mind's eye.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
Fantasy. And how do you keep it? Because I don't
feel like you're acting weird around me.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
No, I know.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
You just get used to it. It just becomes your reality,
your normality. So this guy's freaking out a little bit.
But I think the one thing that's really helped me
was bringing it up. when I raised it with you. Yeah, yeah.
It sort of brought out into the open that bad
behaviour of yours.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
It brought it out into the open and then sort
of normalised it. Everybody knew that you were a shocking bastard.
We were able to move on.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:48):
So if he does the same thing with her.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Hey, I've had this dream about you. Shocking bastard.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
You were terrible.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
If you could knock it off, I'd appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Funnily enough, my wife had a dream last night.
Speaker 7 (03:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And she never has these dreams. That I'd been having
an affair.
Speaker 7 (03:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
For, like, longer than we'd been together.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
And that, with this woman that used to be at
the comedy club.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Oh, really?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Ah.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
And. Not Justine.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
But not only that, she had died.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Your missus?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, the woman who I was having the affair with.
I'm not going to name her.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Okay. Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
And so my wife, when I told her, was kind
of really upset about it but also didn't want to
really have a go at me because.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Your mistress had just died.
Speaker 7 (03:39):
My mistress had died. So is this in the dream
you were telling her that this woman had died or
in reality when she hit you up with it you said, oh,
she's dead?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
No, I think she knew that she had died but
also that I'd had an affair for over 30 years
with her.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Right.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Very specific dream, Jase.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, it was. It was very specific.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
And was the person a real person?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Would I potentially know her?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
No.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Of her?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
No. And funnily enough, this person's name at her job today,
she was taking the person she was with to what
she thought was this old cafe called Alan Pete's in
Parnell there. and she turned up to where she thought,
or where Alan Peets.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
Used to be.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Used to be, yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
And the name of the new place was the name
of the woman who she said I was having the
affair with.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
That renamed it to Jace's Mistress, essentially. Her name, yes. Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
That's weird.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That is weird, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (04:36):
I'm sorry to hear that, man.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
You guys are obviously close.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Busted after all these years.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And my wife never has those sort of dreams. I
used to all the time. Yeah, because you're a shocking,
you know. I am a shocking bastard.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
So the advice is just out with it, let her know, and.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Just move on.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I would indulge it. I'd go right there in your
private time.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Oh, you're walking.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
I'd be like, hello.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (05:01):
Had a dream about you last night.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Well, you remember, Moby. What was it about?
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Can't say, but just know.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Remember when we were at the beer fest?
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
And that woman came up to us.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
And she gave me a hug and she said, I
had a dirty.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Dream about you. I had a dirty dream about you.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Boom.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
You should have seen just absolutely all over it. There
we go.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
And you were like, my old mistress just died.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'm in the market for another one.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Tom Petty there on the radio. Hauraki Big Show this
Tuesday night.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
Fellas, big news, big news. Breaking news?
Speaker 4 (05:38):
Yes. Okay.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
This is Breaking News.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Radiohead are coming.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
How good? Yeah, man. How good? One of the greatest
bands of all time. A lot of people won't like them,
but The vast majority of people, you know, intelligent people, Jase.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Love them.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I don't like them.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
They get it. You know, some of you dum-dums, they
don't quite understand what's going on there. But went and
saw Tom York, I think it was last year, maybe
the year before? Yes. Absolutely unbelievable. It was brilliant. And
the opportunity to see Radiohead rejoin and touring again is
upon us. How good. Sadly, oh, it's a 16-date tour
as well, KZ.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Australian tour, love that.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Australian tour. So all in Australia. All of them. Six
in Melbourne, six in Sydney, four in Perth, zero in
New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
How's that about?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
It's bullshit.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
And I don't even like Radiohead.
Speaker 7 (06:33):
That's outrageous.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
That's bullshit. I went to the Tom York one as well.
It was bloody brilliant.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Wasn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'm filthy about that, Mokey. What the hell's going on?
Speaker 7 (06:43):
I would like to know, I'd like to please explain.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
If you're not going to come here, I think the
least we deserve is a please explain.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Actually, I know.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
You can go 16 times in Australia and not even
once in Auckland?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
I've got a good idea.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
I know a guy who could potentially get Tom York
for us. Yes. Pugs.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
Pugs.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Could you potentially get Tom York on the line for us, man? No,
just at some point during the week.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, we just want to have a word with him, man,
if that's possible.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Is that all G?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Why not? And then they're going to Japan. Just have
a crack. They're going to Japan as well because you
know about Japan, Pugs.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yes.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
And they're going to play five shows in Japan and
still none in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Okay, so Pugs, could you try to get Tom York
on just to ask him and then maybe get, I
don't know, like the Mayor of Japan on or something?
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Yeah, the Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Yeah, I mean, we're mates with the Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Or the Captain of Australia.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
What's that?
Speaker 7 (07:36):
The Captain of Australia. and see if he'll give us
a couple of gigs. We should do some horse trading
around this jizz.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I think so, man. Don't tell him what we're going
to talk about, though.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Tom York?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, because we want to go him when he's on air,
because I think that'll be great radio.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
If you could do that, Pugs.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
So it's like an attack thing.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well, just say, hey, we're huge fans. Would you come
on our radio show? And then we'll go.
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Gotcha journalism style.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
So we'll be like, oh, hey, Tom, love what you're doing, blah, blah, blah.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
I'm coming to Aussie. Why aren't you coming to Australia?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
And then we'll just bag him.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're going to do that with the
Mayor of Japan as well.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
Yeah, and the Captain of Australia. The Captain of Australia
will be a bit nicer because we want him to
give us some of these gigs there.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Yeah, but we'll definitely go the Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I actually quite like him, so I probably won't. The
Mayor of Japan.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Okay, well, maybe Mogi will be the one going in
on him then.
Speaker 7 (08:28):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yes, cool, Pugs.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
Thanks, mate. Bloody good producer, that Pugs.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
He's really good, isn't he?
Speaker 7 (08:33):
He's not bad. Yeah, fuming about that, actually.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Fuming.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
So it means I'll probably have to go to Australia.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Again.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
A little bit more time off there, fellas.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
Oh, g'day, Matt.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Oh, hi, mate, yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
Look, if you want the chance to win all our
on-air competitions and stuff and get amongst the live conversation,
tune in to the Hauraki Big Show, four to seven
weekdays on Radio Hauraki and iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at four on Radio Hauraki. One simple question,
one weekend of a lifetime.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Would you rather?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yes, indeed, the NRL Grand Final or Bathurst.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Waz or cars, as we're phrasing it.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
It's a bloody good phrase, Jase. I mean, nowadays, obviously,
I'm straight into NRL Grand Final.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I've never been.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I've been to Magic Round three times. I've watched the
Waz a lot, but the Grand Final is one I've
never done.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
I've always wanted to go to State of Origin, but
also I don't care as much about State of Origin
as I do about a Grand Final. Do you care
about a grand final if the wars aren't in it though?
Speaker 5 (09:44):
I do.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Yeah, right. I do because it's still like the whole
season has culminated in this one game on a Sunday,
late Sunday night. And to be in Sydney, I reckon
that would be better for me than State of Origin.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
That's generally what puts me off is like I would
watch it, but it's on. at about 10 30 or
11 o'clock on a Sunday night something ridiculous here in
New Zealand I've been to one grand final I went
to the Warriors v the Roosters in 2002 over there
It's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (10:12):
Except for the losing.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
Obviously lost, but still a good... The losing's not great,
but being there, amazing. Yeah, 100%.
Speaker 7 (10:17):
It was good because for the briefest of moments, it
felt like we had a chance.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah. Old Stacey scything through. Thank you. Stratum!
Speaker 7 (10:26):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Should we go to the lines, fellas?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, let's do it, man. G'day, Connor, you mad bastard.
How's life?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Good things, fellas.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
How are you? Yeah, good things, mate. Tell me, Connor,
where's Oxford?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
Oxford.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
It's in North Canary. Ah, okay. North Canary.
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Yeah, nice.
Speaker 4 (10:44):
Just confirming for the listeners, Connor is from Oxford.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, yeah, because I just saw by his name there.
What do you do for a crust, Connor? I'm an accountant.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Oh, yeah, backbone.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I tell you what, true story. Accountants have removed so
much stress from my life, Connor. There was a time
when I was just a debacle on the old accounts,
et cetera, et cetera, and then one day I got
an accountant and all my worries seemed to dissipate.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
Must have been a.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Mad bastard from the counter.
Speaker 7 (11:16):
Thank you. Thank you, Connor.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Taking me on, he was.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
This guy gets it.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Hey, now, listen, Connor, what are you running with there, mate?
Speaker 3 (11:22):
NRL or Bathurst?
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Yeah, the Bugby League would be best.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
The Bugby League?
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I know.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
We'll chuck you down for Rugby League, mate. You're in
the draw. You hold the line.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
Cheers.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Good on you, mate. G'day, Renee. How's life?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Oh, not bad, thanks.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh, that's good. How's your day been? Has it been
all right?
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yeah, it's been good, thank you.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
You're so good about it. That's very good.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
What's so good about it?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
You've got to bang on about it.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Well, work's finished, unlike you guys.
Speaker 7 (11:50):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
I tell you what, Renee, it just never bloody ends
for us.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Work and work and work. And what do you do
for a crust, incidentally?
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I work in health.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh, yeah. Backbone.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Backbone stuff, Renee.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
It says here you're from Lake Rotsuiti.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Well, Canada originally.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
That's cool. I used to go there a lot as
a kid, actually, near Rotorua, that beautiful spot.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Oh, yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Renee, are we talking Bathurst or Grand Final?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Nah, Grand Final.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Grand Final.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Right, we'll chuck you down for the Grand Final. You're
in the draw as well, Renee.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Thanks, mate. She's picked up the Kiwi lingo there, hasn't she?
You've said to her, would you like Bathurst or the
Grand Final, and she said, nah. The grand final.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 7 (12:38):
Nah, the grand final.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Chuck a nah in front of it.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Chuck a nah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Just because you can.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
100%.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Don't forget, if you'd like to get yourself in the draw,
keep listening to Hodaki. Call 0800 HODAKI when you hear that.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Cue the call.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
You can also head to boystrap.co.nz and buy the package
to Bathurst.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Not the grand final because it's sold out.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
Backbone.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hugely backbone. The Hodaki Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Yes indeed, ACDC there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show.
This glorious Friday night. But fellas, let's give out some advice.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Be pretty nips.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
69.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
And gmail.com. See what I mean, man? With the fellas.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
With the fellas.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
It's just better.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Meet pattynips69 at gmail.com.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
It is an email address.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Use it.
Speaker 5 (13:28):
Get in touch.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Ask us advice, genuine advice, and you get a $ 50
Reburger voucher. 100% anonymous.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
G'day, fellas. Hoping you might be able to help me
out here.
Speaker 7 (13:37):
This is from.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
A female advice.
Speaker 7 (13:40):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
A female anonymous.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
How do you know that?
Speaker 5 (13:43):
Anonymouses. Ah, because of the email, the name on the email.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Right, okay. So it's not anonymous. Yes. For the listeners,
it is. I'm an anonymous.
Speaker 5 (13:52):
For me, it's not anonymous.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
Right.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
G'day there, fellas. My husband and I are avid campers.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
We love getting amongst nature, but mostly we love sitting
around the campfire, sinking beers and having a good yarn.
Most of the time as the night wears on and
more beers are sunk, the conversation often turns deep and meaningful,
which brings me to my issue. I'd love to sit
around the campfire.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
So would I.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Sucking beers with my wife.
Speaker 7 (14:14):
Yeah. She doesn't like it though, does she?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Nah, she doesn't like beers.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
She likes to make herself scarce when you're on the
booze there.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Yeah, I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Because you just bang on all the time and try
and get all deep and meaningful.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
And then the fire gets out of control and you
freak out and she has to douse it in water.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
But anyway, Keezy, sorry, what are you saying? On our
last camping trip, as we were by the fire, my
husband confessed to me that he has a celebrity crush.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Not a big deal.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Is it me?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
You might think.
Speaker 4 (14:41):
The issue is he confessed that his celebrity crush is
none other than old Keezy.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
He's going to give it to you.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
When he told me, I laughed it off, but since
then it has me thinking. You see, for context, we
live in Australia, so don't listen to The Big Show live. However,
without fail, every night at bedtime, he turns The Big
Show on to fall asleep to. When we are in
the car, he's either playing the show, the outro, or
if he's listened to them already, he will just go
back and listen to his favorite one again. He's also
made reference to Keezy's meat.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Patty nips one too many times for a girl's liking.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah. So my question is, fellas, is this a simple
crush or is my husband head over heels for old Keezy?
It's a tough one, isn't it, guys?
Speaker 7 (15:21):
Tough to believe.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
What, do you think that I've made up this email?
Speaker 7 (15:25):
I think you've sent this in.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I didn't want to say that, Mogi, but I'm getting
the same vibe. I wouldn't go through the effort of
writing out a paragraph. What concerns me... I'd make it
a chick.
Speaker 5 (15:37):
Having a crush on me too, by the way, if
it was me.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
If it's true, he's got plenty of content now.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Because of AI.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yes. Of Keezy on all fours looking.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
Over his shoulder. And he can generate his own too.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
That's right. Makes me uncomfortable. I don't know about that.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
He's got plenty of stuff to stimulate his passion.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
What, would you be open to that, Keezy? Yeah. to
him well it sounds to me like this is a
hall pass situation right so yeah for sure it's a
celebrity crush but generally that means I'm not comfortable calling
you a celebrity either but for the sake of argument
would you be willing to partake in a dalliance with
(16:23):
anonymous anonymous partner if anonymous yeah thank.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You and you put it in the context of you
know his dream come true yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
Yeah, sure, I'll put him away.
Speaker 7 (16:37):
Well, I'm not sure that's what he's into.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
No, because that's what I'm into.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Well, he might want to put you away.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
Oh, I've never been put away. I don't even know
where away is. You know what I mean? I'm usually
the one.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (16:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
But you're sort of banging around in the cab. You
don't know how to put things away properly. You're always
getting told that at home. Can you put it away properly?
Not there.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Hope that helps.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
The Hauraki Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keezy. Tune
in weekdays at 4 on Radio Hauraki.
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