May 16, 2026 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodach.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cool Jam There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is five twenty five. We're talking
my addiction films.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I don't want to lay blame here.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh you good, good, that's a rest.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But I must say there was one incident that triggered
me badly, and it was old pugsn.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
And he brought in was this on Friday movie?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, he brought in, Kezy a very cute, little dinky
pack of Vietnamese ciggies.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
That's interesting because he also did that the live show
when we're inderneath it. Yes, he's trying to enable you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And he just left him on the desk and he said,
check these out, Chase.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
He did, and I was.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Like wow, And it was such a dinky, cute little pack.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And I was like, you know, surely one of one.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Of those little what little bassards won't count.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
No, it does count, anything counts. I can't believe that happened.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Pugs. You know, do you have anything to say for yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I mean for those for those none of Jason's business
what I brought into the office, all right, except for
you shove them into his face, and I respect you
for it. Pugs, it was a great move from you.
For those just tuning in, Jason's hating his wife because
he can't smoke cigarettes, or vape or drink, so he's
trying to find something else to get addicted to.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, I'm currently getting addicted to being a bit of an.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Asshole, an absolute son of a bee, an absolute piece.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Of which I don't recommend. I don't think it looks
him over there feels good to me.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
A lot of people are texting in jas with support
and suggestions, which is good. Get addicted to golf and
wear it like a personality.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, well I would play golf.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Why because oh, Keysy is too busy to play with me.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Not too busy for a long weekend with the feelers though,
was he?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It wasn't great? Yeah? Yeah, played three games this one.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Maybe start a collection, Hoidy j like a collection of
Sultan pepper shakers.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
My aunt Maizie did that, My great aunt Maizie, and
I kid you not.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
She had a house with.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Cabinets everywhere full of Sultan pepper shaker and your blood
get into it.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
My wife has duck.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Plates, so you know, duck plates.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not having Sultan pepper shakers and dunt plate till
over the apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Take up a musical instrument. No, tried that. Tried that. Yeah,
didn't get addicted to that, did you?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Not at all.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Take up building lego. Very good for your mind in
your later years. There you go, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Actually, someone actually made the suggestion, and I've heard it
before that I can't around a bag of wedges of
lemon that's right, really sour, and then you just as
soon as you're get to news, you chuck it in
your mouth and it rewires the brain immediately. But I'm
not carrying a bag of bloody lemon wedges around with me, not.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A giant bag. It's a small SnapLock bag. I've never
heard of that before.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
The guy called up our show a couple of years
ago when Jason decided to quit the first time.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Right years ago, I was about five years ago, and
my wife and my wife suggested the same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's something to do with a sharp change of taste. Well,
do something.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
People are treating you like an idiot. Man ground with
a pocket full of lemons.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, yeah, Jason's way too smart for that. It's not
gonna work. Well if this is how, If this helps,
I've googled the most addictive things on the planet.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh nice, Heroin, never tried it. You take that up food.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You can just blow out massively.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I have in the past. When I've given out blown out,
I eat a lot more. That's true. Pokies talk about it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Queen of the Nile, because you know, I go past
the casino every night and I've got my dog squad money.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, not those ones, like real sad ones, you know, like,
oh you die terrible.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
But then there'll be it'll be in a bar, they'll
be beers.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
He's everywhere scrolling social media.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, I kind of do that anyway. It just annoys me,
gets me angry.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Pornography, caffeine and crack.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
You had to get though, Yeah, yeah, we're trying to
get Oh well.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Look, I'll just have to be a backbone and carry
on and then I'm I'm not that much of a
pain to be around, to be honest. My wife's she's
moved up north for a little while with her mum.
But yeah, a little one's hanging out with her boyfriend.
But I don't even like what I'm having for dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh, it's just some stuffed pasta or something. I hate
that shit.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
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Speaker 5 (05:48):
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Speaker 4 (05:50):
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Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's too late for that man. There's that little spot
at the start. It's too late.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
This is the issue is I know he's going to
do it at some point, and it's before he got
out of the way really early, but he held onto that
one some building up.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Actually, the boss was telling us we need to get
rid of a few segments. Maybe this is one that's
got to go. It's falling apart at the seems man.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, but he always says that, I mean, this is
a great segment. This is this is my favorite segment.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's a community service. It is, you know, just.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Because Jays yells randomly.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we should ask the whole got a time with
my headphones?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
What do you mean when Jay screams that, yeah, good.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
A fail is anonymous?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Here.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
My lovely partner and I have recently got engaged and
are currently in the midst of wedding planning. We're finding
it quite punishing and bloody expensive. Yeah, do you have
any tips to make sure it all goes smoothly or
anything else we should splash out on and or anything
we can skip. We definitely don't want the day to
only be a six out of ten in brackets. Will
(06:52):
avoid Keysy's wife making the cake chairs anonymous? That's why
would she make your wedding cake?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It doesn't even make sense, It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Well, first, the first thing you need to do is
find a mate that's got really nice DEGs, you know,
or it might be a relative or something like that.
Is someone that's really wealthy or whatever, and say, can
we hold our wedding at your place, which is what
we did with our friends.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
All I'll say is you might think that having a
wedding at someone's house or property or whatever is cheaper.
It's actually not anymore. It's more expensive. We found that out.
You know, you know, by the time you hire the
marquee and get the generators in and blah blah blah,
it's super expensive. The only way we found a cut
cost was to not invite work mates.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Babe. I was going to say, that's the way to
do it.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, because let's be honest, would you be mates of
them if you weren't working together.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, there's some truth in that. I'll tell you what
we did do.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And this is just a serious note for a moment,
which was really good.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
In a lieu of giving us a.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Present, we said, make a contribution to the bar, to
the bar, to the bar drink well, so people instead
of buying us a prison, they donated money to an
account which was the bar account, and we bought our
pest with that money.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's nice, that's a good way to do it, and
saved us a crap.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Load because The other way to do is you go, oh,
put some money towards the honeymoon. Yes, did you have
a honeymoon?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No? Yeah, because of a bombing cold you. That's right,
you're supposed to cut. Did you have a terrible gig
as well? Yeah? Yeah? Can you just give me the
fear little line there? K You see? Is what there's
something about avoiding something.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
For you, anything we should splash out on and or
anything we can skip, Skip the wedding, Skip the wedding.
Yeah completely.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
You could.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Just go down to the registry office and do it
that way.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
It just doesn't cost.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
It's not about you though, it's about your friends and
family and having them all together.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
They can pay for it, then, well that's not what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
They can chip in. You did, jays. It makes sense, yes,
And there's no way that you can have a wedding
with out there being a few dramas along the way. Yeah,
you know you got to embrace that part of it.
That's the best part of it.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Can I genuine, genuine suggestion here? Flag the wedding cake?
Oh yeah, you don't need a wedding cake. Everyone's steamed
by the time the cake comes out, it's like, oh,
do you want to stop drinking and partying and have
some cake.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
We didn't have a cake. What we had, and this
was a good one. We had a selection of cheeses
and crackers in that, you know, because people are still
drinking and that, and they'll rip into the cheeses and
that about as much as they would the cake. Keysy,
it turned out until cheese. We've got all this wonderful cheese.
The venue refused to give us the cheese. They said
(09:47):
it was a health a health risk, and they keeped
it all. They kept it all bullshit.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That happened to us. It's a similar, similar thing. So
you know what we had. We didn't have a We
did trumpets, hand out rumpets. We didn't have cake creams.
We didn't have an k.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Or either fellas.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What we had.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
We had like I don't even know how you describe it.
I was going to say like a muffin tower, but
they were little sort of balls a tower of muffins,
but you know, and it was just this big pyramid
sort of quite beautifully made, and you just pull a
ball off.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And right chow down on that. It sounds like some
Poor Taste.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
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Speaker 3 (10:37):
Guns Roses Here on the Radio Darkey Big Show This
Thursday evening the time six twenty.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Five, Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. I got
a bone to pick now. Today was a very important
day at Radio Hurdarchy and it was a huge day
for the entire company New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Me insid Yeah, that's the name of the company, m z.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Emmy, And it's when we get to have a power
well with the big wigs and talk about the big plans,
do you know what I mean? And so everybody got
together and we got to go upstairs, which we never
get to do. We didn't know where were It was
an absolute can I say? It was an absolute shambles
(11:22):
trying to get up there. We're taking the wrong elevators,
the wrong way. Jace was wandering around saying he was
walking at the back and he said, will there be smacks?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Well, to be fair, we were given the wrong time
and the wrong destinations.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
It was an absolute plava. And then we get in
there and we start getting into some really interesting chat
about what they've got planned and that we're doing a
great job and these are the sort of things that
we want to be doing. And you know it was
it was really engaged because we only get to do
it once a year, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I
was asking questions, Keasy was asking questions. We were loving
it the whole to everyone was here, Jeremy, Maniah, everybody
(11:57):
that you don't, everyone that's on you, everyone that's off you,
from the whole teams, and they're talking to the big wigs.
And you know, I looked to my right and I'm
sitting to Houghty J. And there's Hoidy J off to
my right there his elbows on his knees, leaning forward,
surfing Instagram, not listening to a.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Word of it. Well are you serious?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well was when Keezy started asking those stupid bloody questions, Jace,
can we not do this?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
We have one meeting a year. It's half an hour long,
one meeting a year. You can't just be on Instagram
looking at buzzies. Man, You've got to be long.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
And there was the thing the buzzies. Now. The other
thing that happened was he wasn't just looking once is
the sort of went through it.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
He clocked it, and then he turned it off for
a minute or two, and then he went back to it.
I don't know if you noticed, but at some point
he bumped it and the audio went.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I was wondering what that was, and what the hell was.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I tell you what you've never seen Jason's I shoot
up to the front and looked very interested in what
was happening.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh what are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
He did not want to be the one that got
found out for showing zero interest in what we're trying
to do around here.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
The only reason that I went and looked at it
a second time was I was trying to figure out
why I had so many buzzies on my Instagram and
I've been inundated by Pugsign and Keezy sending me stupid stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's all busy stuff, and.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It was I admit I was distracted not by the buzzies,
but by the fact that there were buzzies on my
phone sent from Kezy and Patches, and I was trying
to figure out how to get it off my phone.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
It's interesting because in an amazing you would expect that
you wouldn't know, because how would you know unleast you
grabbed your phone out of your pocket when your boss
was talking, opened it, pushed Instagram and started trawling, like
tell me what it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Was because they mentioned YouTube there, and I went on,
are are we on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Shall have it?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
You know we're on you?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
What's our KPI there?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You know what I mean? And so I was trying
to fight.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
And then I was like, of course because they were
talking figures fellows, you know, like your Instagrams and your
stuff like that and inst and I was like, I
just got to check what are round numbers there?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So I can contribute to what you hear.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And then all that ended up happening, of course, was
that I was inundated with buzzy stuff seent by Keysy
and Pugs.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Pugs do you remember sending any buzzy material on Instagram?
I haven't send you any buzzies today, Jays thank you today?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah? Not today? Man. The meeting I was long, so
because we were talking about and stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And then I was like, yeah, how because I even
kicked out our site for a long time a side,
you know, and I was like how many how many
fans do we how many.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I'll always doing here? So how many do we have
thirty six thousand.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
It's pretty good. It's not bad.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
You know why he knows that because he was sooously
looking at his phone checking there, rather than being locked
in here on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I just wanted to make sure that the information the
top brass were giving us was accurate.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Patten, I think you've unpluged your microphone.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The EMU it's just died. He's called the card out
of the back of it. You guse. I'm over these
excuses for I'm unplugging. He's fair boy.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Slip the hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Akey
The Whodarchy Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodach.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Cool Jam There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is five twenty five. We're talking
my addiction films.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
I don't want to lay blame here.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh you good, good, that's a rest.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
But I must say there was one incident that triggered
me badly, and it was old pugsn.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
And he brought in was this on Friday movie?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
It was?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, he brought in, Kezy a very cute, little dinky
pack of Vietnamese ciggies.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
That's interesting because he also did that the live show
when we're inderneath it. Yes, he's trying to enable you.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
And he just left him on the desk and he said,
check these out, Chase.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
He did, and I was.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Like wow, And it was such a dinky, cute little pack.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
And I was like, you know, surely one of one.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Of those little what little bassards won't count.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
No, it does count, anything counts. I can't believe that happened.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Pugs. You know, do you have anything to say for yourself? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (01:15):
I mean for those for those none of Jason's business
what I brought into the office, all right, except for
you shove them into his face, and I respect you
for it. Pugs, it was a great move from you.
For those just tuning in, Jason's hating his wife because
he can't smoke cigarettes, or vape or drink, so he's
trying to find something else to get addicted to.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, I'm currently getting addicted to being a bit of an.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Asshole, an absolute son of a bee, an absolute piece.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Of which I don't recommend. I don't think it looks
him over there feels good to me.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
A lot of people are texting in jas with support
and suggestions, which is good. Get addicted to golf and
wear it like a personality.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, well I would play golf.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Why because oh, Keysy is too busy to play with me.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Not too busy for a long weekend with the feelers though,
was he?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It wasn't great? Yeah? Yeah, played three games this one.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Maybe start a collection, Hoidy j like a collection of
Sultan pepper shakers.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
My aunt Maizie did that, My great aunt Maizie, and
I kid you not.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
She had a house with.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Cabinets everywhere full of Sultan pepper shaker and your blood
get into it.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
My wife has duck.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Plates, so you know, duck plates.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm not having Sultan pepper shakers and dunt plate till
over the apartment.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Take up a musical instrument. No, tried that. Tried that. Yeah,
didn't get addicted to that, did you?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Not at all.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Take up building lego. Very good for your mind in
your later years. There you go, Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Actually, someone actually made the suggestion, and I've heard it
before that I can't around a bag of wedges of
lemon that's right, really sour, and then you just as
soon as you're get to news, you chuck it in
your mouth and it rewires the brain immediately. But I'm
not carrying a bag of bloody lemon wedges around with me, not.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
A giant bag. It's a small SnapLock bag. I've never
heard of that before.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
The guy called up our show a couple of years
ago when Jason decided to quit the first time.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Right years ago, I was about five years ago, and
my wife and my wife suggested the same thing.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It's something to do with a sharp change of taste. Well,
do something.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
People are treating you like an idiot. Man ground with
a pocket full of lemons.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Yeah, yeah, Jason's way too smart for that. It's not
gonna work. Well if this is how, If this helps,
I've googled the most addictive things on the planet.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh nice, Heroin, never tried it. You take that up food.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You can just blow out massively.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I have in the past. When I've given out blown out,
I eat a lot more. That's true. Pokies talk about it.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Queen of the Nile, because you know, I go past
the casino every night and I've got my dog squad money.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah, not those ones, like real sad ones, you know, like,
oh you die terrible.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
But then there'll be it'll be in a bar, they'll
be beers.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
He's everywhere scrolling social media.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
No, I kind of do that anyway. It just annoys me,
gets me angry.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Pornography, caffeine and crack.
Speaker 6 (04:35):
You had to get though, Yeah, yeah, we're trying to
get Oh well.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Look, I'll just have to be a backbone and carry
on and then I'm I'm not that much of a
pain to be around, to be honest. My wife's she's
moved up north for a little while with her mum.
But yeah, a little one's hanging out with her boyfriend.
But I don't even like what I'm having for dinner tonight.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Oh, it's just some stuffed pasta or something. I hate
that shit.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Do you like ads?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No, The hold Ikey Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Hold I Clear there on the Radio Holder Key Big
Show this Wednesday evening. The time is six thirty seven.
Let's give out some advice. Feels sixty night.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
At gmail dot com. Get in touch with the Fellas.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
That's right, met Patty NEPs sixty nine at gmail dot com.
It is a real email address. If you ever need
advice on any If you ever need advice on anything,
get in touch and if it gets read out on
the show, you get a prize.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Good stuff, man, How good is that man? And it's
one hundred percent anonymous as well.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
That's one comes from anonymous.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Get our fellers.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's too late for that man. There's that little spot
at the start. It's too late.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
This is the issue is I know he's going to
do it at some point, and it's before he got
out of the way really early, but he held onto that
one some building up.
Speaker 6 (06:05):
Actually, the boss was telling us we need to get
rid of a few segments. Maybe this is one that's
got to go. It's falling apart at the seems man.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Yeah, but he always says that, I mean, this is
a great segment. This is this is my favorite segment.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's a community service. It is, you know, just.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Because Jays yells randomly.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Yeah, we should ask the whole got a time with
my headphones?
Speaker 6 (06:24):
What do you mean when Jay screams that, yeah, good.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
A fail is anonymous?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Here.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
My lovely partner and I have recently got engaged and
are currently in the midst of wedding planning. We're finding
it quite punishing and bloody expensive. Yeah, do you have
any tips to make sure it all goes smoothly or
anything else we should splash out on and or anything
we can skip. We definitely don't want the day to
only be a six out of ten in brackets. Will
(06:52):
avoid Keysy's wife making the cake chairs anonymous? That's why
would she make your wedding cake?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
It doesn't even make sense, It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Well, first, the first thing you need to do is
find a mate that's got really nice DEGs, you know,
or it might be a relative or something like that.
Is someone that's really wealthy or whatever, and say, can
we hold our wedding at your place, which is what
we did with our friends.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Right.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
All I'll say is you might think that having a
wedding at someone's house or property or whatever is cheaper.
It's actually not anymore. It's more expensive. We found that out.
You know, you know, by the time you hire the
marquee and get the generators in and blah blah blah,
it's super expensive. The only way we found a cut
cost was to not invite work mates.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Babe. I was going to say, that's the way to
do it.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, because let's be honest, would you be mates of
them if you weren't working together.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
No, there's some truth in that. I'll tell you what
we did do.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
And this is just a serious note for a moment,
which was really good.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
In a lieu of giving us a.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Present, we said, make a contribution to the bar, to
the bar, to the bar drink well, so people instead
of buying us a prison, they donated money to an
account which was the bar account, and we bought our
pest with that money.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's nice, that's a good way to do it, and
saved us a crap.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Load because The other way to do is you go, oh,
put some money towards the honeymoon. Yes, did you have
a honeymoon?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
No? Yeah, because of a bombing cold you. That's right,
you're supposed to cut. Did you have a terrible gig
as well? Yeah? Yeah? Can you just give me the
fear little line there? K You see? Is what there's
something about avoiding something.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
For you, anything we should splash out on and or
anything we can skip, Skip the wedding, Skip the wedding.
Yeah completely.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
You could.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Just go down to the registry office and do it
that way.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
It just doesn't cost.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
It's not about you though, it's about your friends and
family and having them all together.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
They can pay for it, then, well that's not what
I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
They can chip in. You did, jays. It makes sense, yes,
And there's no way that you can have a wedding
with out there being a few dramas along the way. Yeah,
you know you got to embrace that part of it.
That's the best part of it.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Can I genuine, genuine suggestion here? Flag the wedding cake?
Oh yeah, you don't need a wedding cake. Everyone's steamed
by the time the cake comes out, it's like, oh,
do you want to stop drinking and partying and have
some cake.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
We didn't have a cake. What we had, and this
was a good one. We had a selection of cheeses
and crackers in that, you know, because people are still
drinking and that, and they'll rip into the cheeses and
that about as much as they would the cake. Keysy,
it turned out until cheese. We've got all this wonderful cheese.
The venue refused to give us the cheese. They said
(09:47):
it was a health a health risk, and they keeped
it all. They kept it all bullshit.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That happened to us. It's a similar, similar thing. So
you know what we had. We didn't have a We
did trumpets, hand out rumpets. We didn't have cake creams.
We didn't have an k.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
Or either fellas.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
You know.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
What we had.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
We had like I don't even know how you describe it.
I was going to say like a muffin tower, but
they were little sort of balls a tower of muffins,
but you know, and it was just this big pyramid
sort of quite beautifully made, and you just pull a
ball off.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
And right chow down on that. It sounds like some
Poor Taste.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on Radio Darky.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Guns Roses Here on the Radio Darkey Big Show This
Thursday evening the time six twenty.
Speaker 6 (10:44):
Five, Fellas, I've got a bone to pick. I got
a bone to pick now. Today was a very important
day at Radio Hurdarchy and it was a huge day
for the entire company New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Me insid Yeah, that's the name of the company, m z.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
Emmy, And it's when we get to have a power
well with the big wigs and talk about the big plans,
do you know what I mean? And so everybody got
together and we got to go upstairs, which we never
get to do. We didn't know where were It was
an absolute can I say? It was an absolute shambles
(11:22):
trying to get up there. We're taking the wrong elevators,
the wrong way. Jace was wandering around saying he was
walking at the back and he said, will there be smacks?
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Well, to be fair, we were given the wrong time
and the wrong destinations.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
It was an absolute plava. And then we get in
there and we start getting into some really interesting chat
about what they've got planned and that we're doing a
great job and these are the sort of things that
we want to be doing. And you know it was
it was really engaged because we only get to do
it once a year, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. I
was asking questions, Keasy was asking questions. We were loving
it the whole to everyone was here, Jeremy, Maniah, everybody
(11:57):
that you don't, everyone that's on you, everyone that's off you,
from the whole teams, and they're talking to the big wigs.
And you know, I looked to my right and I'm
sitting to Houghty J. And there's Hoidy J off to
my right there his elbows on his knees, leaning forward,
surfing Instagram, not listening to a.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Word of it. Well are you serious?
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Well was when Keezy started asking those stupid bloody questions, Jace,
can we not do this?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
We have one meeting a year. It's half an hour long,
one meeting a year. You can't just be on Instagram
looking at buzzies. Man, You've got to be long.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
And there was the thing the buzzies. Now. The other
thing that happened was he wasn't just looking once is
the sort of went through it.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
He clocked it, and then he turned it off for
a minute or two, and then he went back to it.
I don't know if you noticed, but at some point
he bumped it and the audio went.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
I was wondering what that was, and what the hell was.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I tell you what you've never seen Jason's I shoot
up to the front and looked very interested in what
was happening.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Oh what are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
He did not want to be the one that got
found out for showing zero interest in what we're trying
to do around here.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
The only reason that I went and looked at it
a second time was I was trying to figure out
why I had so many buzzies on my Instagram and
I've been inundated by Pugsign and Keezy sending me stupid stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
It's all busy stuff, and.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
It was I admit I was distracted not by the buzzies,
but by the fact that there were buzzies on my
phone sent from Kezy and Patches, and I was trying
to figure out how to get it off my phone.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
It's interesting because in an amazing you would expect that
you wouldn't know, because how would you know unleast you
grabbed your phone out of your pocket when your boss
was talking, opened it, pushed Instagram and started trawling, like
tell me what it.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Was because they mentioned YouTube there, and I went on,
are are we on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Shall have it?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
You know we're on you?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
What's our KPI there?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
You know what I mean? And so I was trying
to fight.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
And then I was like, of course because they were
talking figures fellows, you know, like your Instagrams and your
stuff like that and inst and I was like, I
just got to check what are round numbers there?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So I can contribute to what you hear.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
And then all that ended up happening, of course, was
that I was inundated with buzzy stuff seent by Keysy
and Pugs.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Pugs do you remember sending any buzzy material on Instagram?
I haven't send you any buzzies today, Jays thank you today?
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yeah? Not today? Man. The meeting I was long, so
because we were talking about and stuff.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And then I was like, yeah, how because I even
kicked out our site for a long time a side,
you know, and I was like how many how many
fans do we how many.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
I'll always doing here? So how many do we have
thirty six thousand.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
It's pretty good. It's not bad.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
You know why he knows that because he was sooously
looking at his phone checking there, rather than being locked
in here on the radio.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I just wanted to make sure that the information the
top brass were giving us was accurate.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Patten, I think you've unpluged your microphone.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The EMU it's just died. He's called the card out
of the back of it. You guse. I'm over these
excuses for I'm unplugging. He's fair boy.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Slip the hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
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