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April 25, 2026 12 mins

On today's bonus best bits from the week, why don't we just look inward a little more?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold Ike, Please no more There on the radio Hold
Arky Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is exactly
nineteen minutes to six o'clock. And New zeal And losing
their first working in the seventh over New Zealand twenty
five for one bit of a slow start, fellas. Now,
I just wanted to broach a topic with you, fellas,

(00:27):
and I I don't like to generalize, and you know
I want you to pull me up if you feel
like I'm okay being in appropriate.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Can I just pull you up straight away and say
you do like generalizing? It's like one of your favorite
things to do.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
What do you mean, especially off here?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's just I was curious to know whether this happens
in your households as.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Well, okay.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
And it's to do when to do with woman having haircuts?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Okay, See this already sounds six. I mean, I just
just be weary.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'll treat you badly, very very carefully. But god, they're
so over the top and getting the most horror of
the move.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Don't they just rain just right out the gate?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Jase, I hear what you're saying, and really I'm just
trying to meet them halfway.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I've got four girls, as you know, or you own them,
beg your pardon.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You've got them.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
You're four girls and my wife, right obviously, And I
am sick and tired of the amount of tears, the
amount of tantrums that have gone on in my life
because I've had some crazy, wacky hairdo that never came
off when they went to the hair dresser.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Is that sort of saying that you feel like their
tears are not valid or their emotional responses not welcome
in your house.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
It's prophetics and that's what it is. It's pathetic.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
So what you're saying, Jasons, whenever, you don't want to be.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Too harsh here, but I reckon, there's been more tears
in my household over haircut, yeah, than anything else in
my life.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
So as you say, you've got four daughters and your wife,
and women don't tend to get haircuts as often as
men do. Like I go and get my haircut once
a month, Mogiggitts has done every two weeks, every two weeks.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Which is ironic because he's got a haircut.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hairhead, which is weird exactly. I think it's to make
himself a lot like he's got here.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Well you see even there, I feel like it's massively
over the top with you too. Yeah, and I know
that you like to faf around with your hair too,
packs and you always got some crazy do going on.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You comment on how fluffy it is when but you.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Know, and I do. I get a haircut once every
two months. We can I do it myself, know.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
What I mean?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Yeah, But what I was getting at there is that
once a year, say, your wife might go get a haircut, right, well, no.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's every sort of six to eight weeks. Oh really, yes, totally.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Okay, so she's running sort of six haircuts a year.
And you know, my wife keys very well, very well,
very well, is very low maintenance.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
She's not you know, she's not a big makeup person.
She's not into all that sort of stuff. She doesn't
do manicures and pedicules.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
She's been pregged old up whenever I've run.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
She probably needs a pedicure, but.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
So she's not to worry about that sort of stuff.
But when it comes to haircut, she gets all flustered,
she's like, what should I run with? And then she
gets a haircut and it's like, oh, it's not really
what I wanted, or it's not quite I mean, I
just wonder if this is what it's like in households
across the nation.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Do you think that might have something to do with
the fact that a lady getting a haircut is most
often a far larger investment.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, it's a lot for a man, like because you
can walk into you know, one of those like walking
barbers at like a mall or something, just pay them
ten bucks and say, fix my head, whereas they will
spin it. They'll go to like a fancy hair dresses
and spend a couple of hundred or even No.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
You don't need to do Well, that's the other thing, fellous,
hundreds of dollars. Well, why don't you hundreds of dollars
to then come home and burst into tears and talk
about how much they hate it?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, why don't you, And this is serious, why don't you,
Pugs you're good with this sort of thing. Why don't
you have a chat to Jason's wife next time? Because
you're very good at walking around and having a shit
lid and just sort of dealing with it.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
What's your PUDs. I'd appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Man, it's really going to talk into Jason's wife.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And it's funny you should say that, because when my
wife is crying over her here, can I go? Well,
look at old pudsn Do you see him pulling his
eyes out with hes atrocities?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
No, The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchies.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Indeed the Black Crows there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday evening, fellows, let's give out some advice.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Sixt enough.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
At gmail dot com get in touch when that f yes,
it's a really email a juice meet Petty Nips sixty
nine at gmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Do get in touch one hundred percent anonymous and you'll
get a prize if we read it out on the show. Apugs. Yeah, man,
what have you got for us today? Brother?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
In your own time? God, it's only live radio we're
doing so.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I'm just recoiling from the way you butcher my sting earlier.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
We have a pretty short and sweet one here today, guys,
and it sort of lends itself to people's careers.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
It's from anonymous, right, and it seys fellas. I have
a dilemma. The boss has offered me a promotion at work.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
Congrats Anonymous, but I'm not sure whether to take it
or not. More pay equals more problems. The wife thinks
they should, but I don't think I want to. I
half pass my way through every day and just want
to live a mediocre career in my little box of comfort.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
I think I should take it.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Cheers, more money, more problems, jos. I mean you learned
that the hard way. Yeah, man, it is interesting, right
because there are people in life, and I think I
was like this for a while. I'm not anymore. We're
always wanting more, Yeah, you always want to be ear anymore.
You're always wanting a bit of job. The grass is greener, yes,
But if you can get to a point where you're

(06:13):
actually just like, no, this is great. Like this, fella
clearly is. Maybe getting a promotion isn't a good thing
because you might become a manager or you know, you
all of a sudden you're in charge of people. The
thing you love doing, you're not even doing anymore because
you're just managing a team instead.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
To count your point, Keezy, I think it's pretty easy
to be comfortable where you are when you're at the
top man like yourself. You know what I mean, you
just had a shooting woman's day easy.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
He said his ups and downs as well. I mean
he's got his.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Game of two halves money. Jasey doesn't need a promotion.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, I don't even know if that's coming back. He's
been ditched from a couple of TV shows, do you
know what I mean? And that's that's a classic example
of overreaching, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
You know what I mean? Me, yeah, yeah. And so
it's been a to just be in your comfort zone
as a top radio DJ like you and Ikezy your
top radio. I'm allg with that. I've had a stellar
career with well.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
That's six with you.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
You know, money doesn't buy your happiness. Pugs are and.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's the thing. Like you look at Jason right, he's
had a massive career, like you count the successes like
talk Back, Yeah, Dog Squad. How many seasons are that?

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Thirteen?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
That's pretty good. I mean it's mostly about the dogs.
Broken Wood, Broken Wood Mysteries thirteen thirteen seasons?

Speaker 2 (07:32):
How many, just incidentally are the detch? How many with it?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
How many seasons yeah, just the one that I was fired.
Oh right, okay, so yeah, I just think if you
are happy, right, great. However, if your wife thinks you
should do it because maybe some more money would help
the family, maybe you've got.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Kids, Yeah, that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
That's when you have to stop thinking about yourself and
maybe think, hey, hey, maybe I need to step up here.
But maybe not. Who knows. I don't know the answer
to where you coming to me for advice?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Just just do you, man?

Speaker 3 (08:09):
That means nothing, but yeah, just do you, anonymous. I
hope it all works out for you.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Man, No, seriously, if he does. I mean there's people
like pugsn who's massively ambitious. Oh you check anyone under
the will check anyone under the bus to get to
the top.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
That's right, And.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Ultimately Pugs may very well get to the top. But
at what price? Keasy?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, you know what I mean. I don't think he will.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
But yeah, he walk people, You'll walk into the office
and people look at him and go that that.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Piece of shit, and I won't be able to hear them.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah, it's already all the way at the top. It's
already happening. To be honest, you're true so yeah, we
I hope that helped Anonymous and for sharing with us,
you will get a prize. What is it, Pugs? The prize?

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
What's the prize?

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Pugs Studio B.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Do we not have any prizes?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Sure we do?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
What is it? I'll figure it out, backbone shit?

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Maybe can you specify?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Please? Maybe you're never gonna get to the top, Pugs
if you don't have prizes lined up?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
My bridge with you, fellous.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
The hold Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchies.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Indeed the Offspring there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. The time is five twenty seven. Now
we're going down to dneed and tomorrow. One of the
things we're planning on doing is dropping off a massive
crative toledos to a lucky flat in Danneeda and a
student flat. We've just been talking to Pugs about what
sort of language we need to use, what the young

(09:36):
people are saying these days, and I think we're all
g on that front.

Speaker 7 (09:39):
Keyzy, Actually all G is quite a good one. All
G okay good because that means all good. Right, Yeah,
I think so, Yeah, so we are saying this stuff
pretty good. Yeah, I think you guys are set. Honestly,
you run any of those instant.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Rapport Okay, good shit. Another thing, though, is sort of
like outfits. I don't say outfits because outfit sounds a bit,
you know, but like, what should I wear so that
when I go to the flat they look at me
and go, oh wow, that guy's cool.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well? Can I just start this off by saying I
was asking, sure as hell, don't be wearing that pink jacket.
They'll smack the crap out of you.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
You reckon? Yeah, because it's pink. Yeah, what's wrong with pink?
Not nothing, It's just, you know, it seems like a
pretty old fashioned view there, Jason. It's actually faded red.
And that's what I'll say to them before they start
kicking the shit out of me. But hey, it's actually
faded red fillers.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
It's more than it's a an Auckland vibe, you know
what I'm saying. It's very manicured and pressed and immacculate.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
They like a bit of filth and dnedin, right, So
should I lose the nickkerchief as well?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's definitely the nickerchief.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
The career just on the felth and how they love it.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
I think Jason would go really well if you wore
any of your hoodies, year any of your lies, just.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
To kind of like really slide in there.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah. I was thinking maybe of compromising a little bit
on the cap front and having it backwards. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm wearing what I'm wearing because I look good. Yeah,
and it's just like a backwards cat maybe a bit
of bling, you know.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
That sort of boy dog sonnies.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
It's pretty gray and miserable down there. I don't think
I need sonnies.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
As bling are still a thing. Pugs bling, like people
don't wear. Students don't wear bling.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Well look how many bloody rings Pugs has got on.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Well, he's different though. He likes to flaunt his wealth,
whereas students who are down there, they are living on
the bones their ass. I certainly was when I was
a student. So I don't think going down that blinged
up is a good idea.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
Is it.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I think it's cool if you wear like heaps of
rings and have as many weird tattoos as possible just before.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
Going down there.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, just randomly random, no real theme, no, just.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
So exactly like what you're running.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (11:41):
Okay, so run a pug set up. Okay, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I wonder if we can get some fake tat stuff
before we go down.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
So fake tats, yeah, just you know those massive fake tests.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, I could get some fake piercings too, Fellas
if you really want to.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Like like your nose ring, yeah, yeah, but I don't
want to be a deck.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, I think so let's lock in, Jace. You're gonna
wear that yes hat backwards. I'll lose the pink jacket
and the neckerchief.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
It's just too Aukland.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Okay, I'll put on a swany or something. Yeah, now
you talking, Yeah, that's very deneed and pugs. You're just
going to go as you are with your weird tattoos
and your piercings and stuff.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Yeah, and my heaps and rings and stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
And I think, Jase, if overnight you get into a
bunch of massive fake tats and then I think we sorted.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Actually, Jace, if you want to if people ask, hey,
you've been or whatever, and you want to say that
you've been busy or that you've been like enjoying the
city life, if you tell them that you've been gooning,
they'll get right around.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Really, is it a thing?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
Yeah, okay, so it's like, oh, you know, like instead
of chilling, I've.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Been gooning.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kyzy
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