October 26, 2024 • 18 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, we dive deep into cricket and Keyzie's massive oppression of his wife.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
He is the need of it, of faith no more.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five twenty seven, which feels about time
for sport chat. Yeah, yeah, utterly magnificent weekend of sport
(00:28):
for New Zealand. Let's look at the cricket feels how
very very good. Indeed, two teams under the pump, given
no chance at winning their respect, you know, in one
case tournament and in this case test match.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Both teams triumphant.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'll start with a Test match there, Mogi go on,
how absolutely sensational ratchin Ravendra. What a sensational news star
he is. He just looked all class.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's hot and he's really hot.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I was stoked for Will Young, who actually has been
shoved from pillar to post in that team. He's played
in all sorts of positions. For him to hit the
winning runs and to go through that really difficult period
and that final innings, good on him. Matt Henry, the bowling,
the fielding. What isn't there to rave about?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I don't see why you would want to start with
that Test match, given that the New Zealand woman.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yes, they won the t twenty World Cups.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Surely you win a Tea twenty World Cup you get
to be spoken about first. Yes, fair enough, and so
I will New Zealand Palm Pine South Africa one hundred
and fifty eight for five. We set the target in
South Africa one hundred and twenty six for nine. At
one point though, they're looking pretty good South Africa, and
then we sort of took five wickets and pretty quick succession.
(01:57):
Of course, man of the Man which as we call
it in sports, merely Kerr did incredible What was actually
the player of the tournament Jason, Yes, and she top
scored with forty three runs from thirty eight and also
took a few wickets as well. An incredible accomplishment when
you consider just how shit they've looked for the last
(02:18):
couple of years.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Fair enough to you know, we've been saying on the
BAYC podcast that the White fans they just haven't been
playing well for a very very long time. And I'll
be honest with them, with your hoardy j gave them
no chance at all at all.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I don't think there's anybody on the planet that would
have given them a chance. And that's what makes us
this victory all the sweeter because there's there's no expectation
around it. Yes, and it was not unlike the World
Cup in twenty fifteen that we had here, if that's
the correct year that I'm thinking of, split between New
Zealand and Australia, where no one was a believer. But
(02:53):
as the tournament went on and the Black Caps got
went off to win, the ground swell of so port
from New Zealanders just overtook the country. And so was
the same with the woman's tea twenty side as they
progressed through this tournament. It was t twenty cricket fever
that was right across the country and indeed the world.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And I watched a lot of that tournament, you know,
and it's sort of reminiscent, you know, when our men's
tea twenties are one day side sorry went on that
fifteen year winning stretch of the World Cup, you know
what I mean. And no one expected that we'd win
the World Cup for three years, you know, for three
consecutive tournaments running, that's right, But we did and I
(03:41):
lump in this last Test match too in terms of
no one expected us to win it. No, that's right,
I honestly went, We're going to get an absolute hiding.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So now that is five Test matches in a row
that New Zealand has won in India.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And you know a lot of people have been riding
off like you're Tim Soothie, Yes, you know, saying he
can't bowl, that he should be gone, and yet there
he is. He turns that all those haters, shuts them up.
If I can say that, Jay sure by scoring lots
of runs and getting bugger all.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Wickets pretty much.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, but no, in all honesty, I just I love
the cricket, the woman. Congratulations to them. Sensational effort now.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Obviously will be.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
We will be leading the charge to get a ticker
tape parade going in Auckland, Hamilton, Todunger, Wellington, christ Church, Dunedin, Nelson,
Gore and Stuart Island. Yes, we alway stary in that
campaign pretty quickly. I think Luxon's going to get right
and behind it. Everybody loves this team, loves his side
and as just blowing away by what they've done.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think you and I.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Jas agree, but Pug will be interesting to get your
thoughts here.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Who did it better? The woman or the men?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
So true man, and I've always been saying that.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Who's the best Poksan women or the men? You're right
if you had to choose, who was young men Brother.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
And Kesey the Rolling Stones here on the Radio hod
Ache Big Show. That's Tuesday afternoon. The time is nine
minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Fellows.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Have got some really interesting news that's come up from
my old website here that I look at. I don't
know where you guys get your news, but that's Whereggie
at mine. And it's about the government appointing a government observer,
so an agent for the government to sit on the
wellingin City Council whenever they have meetings, just ensure that
(05:44):
the councilors there are all working constructively. There's been a
lot of things going on and Wellington. It's been in
the news and I don't want to religate what's happening
down there, but I do want to say that it's
come to my attention around here at MZ and me.
I was actually in the urinal earlier on and Old
Boggs he sold it up to me and he said
(06:04):
just keep just watch your back, Mogie you and already
j just watched your back because it sounds like Pixie Campbell.
Our our content director here at Radio Herdeki is trying
to appoint a government observer to the herd Ache Big Show.
He's saying that we are the Wellington of radio. Sure
that we you know that we have open drug markets,
(06:27):
that there's you know, we're not utilizing our time as
best we can. We're laying steamers willy nilly, and he
thinks that we need to be kept on track.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, look, I.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
The key to success is is knowing you know when
you're not at your best and knowing when you're not performing,
and frankly we're not. You were telling me in the
break just before when I was away last week that
old Keysy dropped another another F bomb for example, and
a C bomb that is that is unbelievable and unacceptable.
(07:02):
And you know we have an obligation. You remember when
COVID had we were like the heroes. Now we kept
the nation afloat, we lifted them up. We put our
lives at rest day after day to entertain. Then, yeah,
you know, we cannot afford to allow our standards to slap.
So if Pisi, Campbell and bog Zy that we need that,
(07:24):
I'm all in.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah. And this is the thing as well, it's like
you were away for how long are a week? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And the fact that Keysy could only manage one sea
bomb and one F bomb and five shows of radio
that's fifteen hours. Yeah, I did twenty three and forty seven.
Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah, And I
just to feel like it's this younger generation who aren't
prepared to commit to what's required of them. And you know,
it just shows sort of a lack of love for
(07:52):
the show. Really absolutely. Now you go on holiday and
then he immediately goes on holiday that what does that
say to our listeners?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, here's the thing. This will be interesting for the
listeners out there. You can grab how a show's going.
Oh thank you by the amount of F bombs that
are dropped at our peak when we were really humming
along and If and and Jeff and like, you wouldn't
believe we're one hundred and eighty one to ninety F
bombs a week.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah at the moment, what was that?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So you did he did ONEF bomb and one sea bomb? Yes,
and I was twenty eight and forty three. Yes, you know,
so the averages, the average as well goes up. So
if you and me are reefing and Jeff and back
and forth and we start competing, yes, well you've got
somebody on the other side of the desk like keasy.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's sort of like, oh god, yes, sorry, Puck, So no,
you're all good.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I just wanted if a sea bomb counted for any
for more than one F bomb or do they count
as the same?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Is that sort of the it's got slightly more valuable
when you're only doing one of them. I mean, yeah,
what's the point?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I mean, how many F bombs is that?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Two and a half.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, Well we'll see what happens, mate.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'll give Boxy a call to night and just get
his thoughts and what he's thinking, so I canify that
with the feelings tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Just in the meantime, Yes, what's for teen New Zealand
after six.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Pugs sign.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Apply to me Sticky Beef con Doom game.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We're the hod Archy, Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keyzy Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodkey Stereophonics.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Now we were talking earlier in the show. Kesey's just
got back from being in Sydney where he once again.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Have heard this about a hundred times upgraded upgraded.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Well he got he got a free meal. His wife
didn't get it. He didn't share it with her.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
When he went to Bali. They went to Bali.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
He got upgraded to premium economy and did it and
left his wife an economy. And I just what an
absolute piece of work, Pugson, What an absolute piece of
work does that?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Jace. I'm a single man, as you guys know.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Wow, And I if I would never.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You would never do it, Okay, hang on, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Even do it.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
I I would rather be in the ship seats with
the person I love.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, same and sharing that together.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
And at least then you're singing the same boat. It's
the same experience.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Yeah, cool, you're in the same It's an aeroplane, by
the way, not a boat. A Texas come through on
three four A three. I recently went to Fiji with
my wife for twenty seven years, requested an upgrade. Both
off of the upgrade, we couldn't sit together sit together, however,
so he stayed in the economy hard.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
It's a three hour flight to Fiji.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
You couldn't be apart for three hours to enjoy a
free upgrade with amazing food and like better seating.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
You can put your seat back afterwards.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You in three hours, So this is my view on it. Yeah,
you go, and it's genuine.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Here you go, you want a bit of fancy chicken breast,
or you get a slightly nicer salad.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It's way nicer. The meals are way better.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You'd get a slightly bitter meal.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's more important to you than actually sitting with the
person that you're enjoying the journey with and making.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That a part of it, because there's not a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
You were starving to death, so you just went, Now,
I'm in a ditch here because they might have a
nice risotto or something that is that is just the
lowest form of life.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Tis the life?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Can I also say, if you're not going to share
in the experience in the ship seats with your partner,
you offer it to your partner. Thank you, Park out
of respect, out of love, and out of care.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I can barely look at you at the moment. Kezy
jase you off to your partner.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I offered it to my partner and she said, no,
you go once again, because she respects, don't. The part
we're missing out on this is that we bid for
her to have an upgrade. The reason I got an
automatic upgrade is because our Kodoo membership is under my name,
because I fly way more often than she does, and
so I got given a free upgrade.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Oh well, bid for your for you to join us. Okay,
that's great. How much do you want to bid? She
set the price. I was willing to go more higher
than that so I could sit with her.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Unfortunately she was unsuccessful, and then I said you can
have my seat, and she's like, no, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
All good that when she did it, she did.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Don't mix again when.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You when she didn't win that bed, you turned her
and said loser, and then you said code into your
little fancy Resotto joyed Tomato.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
It was a savicho.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Your context.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
While much appreciated that just given there does not absolve
you from your actions and your decisions on that plane.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Correct, Pugs, she gets the next up, just play a
song or something.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Kesey, I'm done here for.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
A Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Gorilla's there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time is nearly four point thirty four. Now we
know how important sleepers to your mental and emotional and
physical well being, So let's have a bit of sleep chat.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
It's sleep chat.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
With Jason Mike.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Sweep chat, but it's also one and a half. Mowgi's
actually been having some sharkers lately.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Okay, one, you do that as well. I just always
picture you during that.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So so my daughter is a great sleeper generally speaking,
but over the last couple of nights, she's had her
aggression right, and she actually went back to doing that
thing that she was doing between the ages of two
and a half to three and a half, which is
she got up, she came out to the way, she
started screaming the house down. My wife went to make
(14:20):
her feel better. She told her to beat it, so
my wife walked away. So then she started screaming the
house down again. Mama mama, Mama, I want you, mama,
And I only went for about an hour this time,
and between the ages of two and a half to
three and a half, it would go for two hours
every single night without fail.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
We would have to put up with it.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
And I'm telling you, screaming the house down, I know it.
So that was a couple of nights ago. Then last
night she woke up at about one o'clock in the
morning and then she just couldn't get back to sleep.
You put it back to be edge, you get up,
put it back to be a get up, put it
back to be a get up, and she just would
not go back to sleep. Then we've got this trip
where we tell her, you know, it's the truth, which
(14:59):
is the fear going to come and visit her. If
she stays in bed all night, the fairies will bring
her a present in the morning. Any parents out there
do this at works, It's unbelievable. So I said that
to her because it had been a while since we'd
engage that.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So she didn't get up again.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
But the trick with kids is they'll get up just
enough times to make sure that you've been woken up
enough times so that you can't go back to sleep
for about another hour and a half to two hours.
Managed to go back to sleep, get woken up at
five o'clock in the morning by the birds who sing
from five till six. I've got my ear plugs in
for that. Then go back to sleep at six. For
the dog next door that's just moved in, just moved in,
(15:33):
he gets let outside for a week at six thirty
bucks for five minutes, wakes me up. That's me done
for the day. So yeah, I'm loving it, man. Yeah, yeah, good,
I'm feeling fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
When the fairies come, do they leave like a prison
or something?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Is that the idea? So they actually leave a note keysy?
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, so they're amazing. They'll turn up whenever a
child is a need and is struggling with sleep, they'll
turn up, and they'll they'll reward the good sleeping patterns
of a young old much to the relief of their dying.
That's a great And you say a dog moved in
next door a dog just living on its own, Man,
I don't know how it signed the least.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Pretty well if it's living there.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh yeah, it's a nice area. Yeah, but this, yeah,
I don't know he's money. Yeah, I mean all he's
done is is just put sand and you know, sort
of dog litter all over the floors in every single room,
and then he comes outside does as well as I
don't know where his steamers a game, but anyway, he's
a mad bastard.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Nice, because you've been banging on too, Keysy about your
sleeps over the last couple of nights, so much so
that we had to delay our golf game today, Mogi,
because Keysy wanted to sleep.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
And yeah, boy, well I got back from Sydney and
I was fairly tired after Sydney trip, right because there
was a fair amount of drink until he's responsibility yet
back and I'm gonna have a really nice big sleep
and be back into it. Woke up at three am
convinced someone was breaking into our house. Right this is
Wednesday night, that last night there was a Tuesday night.
Yeah yeah, I get up completely stuck by locking naked
(17:04):
and the lounge light on, ready for a fight. Totally sweet.
I dreamt it now, but as soon as you've been wired,
you know like that, and you're dreading to fight. Yeah,
it's coursing through my veins. Didn't go back to sleep
till like six thirty, and then last night I was okay,
not doing that again, went to sleep nice and early,
boom three o'clock. Woke up, thought someone was breaking it
again geez, and guess what, no one was.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, if it took you ages to get to sleep,
it must have taken ages for your missus to get
to sleep, because you're telling me you were using here
as a human shield.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Well yeah, I mean, because it's just what if you
and I learned that if you like have an item
and you grab it could potentially be a weapon, you know. Yeah, yeah,
it's just about stalling till the cops get there.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Well, I just on my front in terms of the
sleep front. I haven't had any sleep since Satday night,
not a single hour.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But I feel good. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right, Well
you look great.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, but it's weird because you can't be feeling that
great because you wake up this morning, you put on
your slippers and you came to work.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
No, I had a game of girl from I put
on those slippers.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh oh it's up blank one.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
At the Holdachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
The Hodachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
He is the need of it, of faith no more.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is five twenty seven, which feels about time
for sport chat. Yeah, yeah, utterly magnificent weekend of sport
(00:28):
for New Zealand. Let's look at the cricket feels how
very very good. Indeed, two teams under the pump, given
no chance at winning their respect, you know, in one
case tournament and in this case test match.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Both teams triumphant.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
I'll start with a Test match there, Mogi go on,
how absolutely sensational ratchin Ravendra. What a sensational news star
he is. He just looked all class.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It's hot and he's really hot.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I was stoked for Will Young, who actually has been
shoved from pillar to post in that team. He's played
in all sorts of positions. For him to hit the
winning runs and to go through that really difficult period
and that final innings, good on him. Matt Henry, the bowling,
the fielding. What isn't there to rave about?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
I don't see why you would want to start with
that Test match, given that the New Zealand woman.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yes, they won the t twenty World Cups.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Surely you win a Tea twenty World Cup you get
to be spoken about first. Yes, fair enough, and so
I will New Zealand Palm Pine South Africa one hundred
and fifty eight for five. We set the target in
South Africa one hundred and twenty six for nine. At
one point though, they're looking pretty good South Africa, and
then we sort of took five wickets and pretty quick succession.
(01:57):
Of course, man of the Man which as we call
it in sports, merely Kerr did incredible What was actually
the player of the tournament Jason, Yes, and she top
scored with forty three runs from thirty eight and also
took a few wickets as well. An incredible accomplishment when
you consider just how shit they've looked for the last
(02:18):
couple of years.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Fair enough to you know, we've been saying on the
BAYC podcast that the White fans they just haven't been
playing well for a very very long time. And I'll
be honest with them, with your hoardy j gave them
no chance at all at all.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I don't think there's anybody on the planet that would
have given them a chance. And that's what makes us
this victory all the sweeter because there's there's no expectation
around it. Yes, and it was not unlike the World
Cup in twenty fifteen that we had here, if that's
the correct year that I'm thinking of, split between New
Zealand and Australia, where no one was a believer. But
(02:53):
as the tournament went on and the Black Caps got
went off to win, the ground swell of so port
from New Zealanders just overtook the country. And so was
the same with the woman's tea twenty side as they
progressed through this tournament. It was t twenty cricket fever
that was right across the country and indeed the world.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
And I watched a lot of that tournament, you know,
and it's sort of reminiscent, you know, when our men's
tea twenties are one day side sorry went on that
fifteen year winning stretch of the World Cup, you know
what I mean. And no one expected that we'd win
the World Cup for three years, you know, for three
consecutive tournaments running, that's right, But we did and I
(03:41):
lump in this last Test match too in terms of
no one expected us to win it. No, that's right,
I honestly went, We're going to get an absolute hiding.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
So now that is five Test matches in a row
that New Zealand has won in India.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Unbelievable, unbelievable.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And you know a lot of people have been riding
off like you're Tim Soothie, Yes, you know, saying he
can't bowl, that he should be gone, and yet there
he is. He turns that all those haters, shuts them up.
If I can say that, Jay sure by scoring lots
of runs and getting bugger all.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Wickets pretty much.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah, but no, in all honesty, I just I love
the cricket, the woman. Congratulations to them. Sensational effort now.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Obviously will be.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
We will be leading the charge to get a ticker
tape parade going in Auckland, Hamilton, Todunger, Wellington, christ Church, Dunedin, Nelson,
Gore and Stuart Island. Yes, we alway stary in that
campaign pretty quickly. I think Luxon's going to get right
and behind it. Everybody loves this team, loves his side
and as just blowing away by what they've done.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
I think you and I.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Jas agree, but Pug will be interesting to get your
thoughts here.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Who did it better? The woman or the men?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
So true man, and I've always been saying that.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Who's the best Poksan women or the men? You're right
if you had to choose, who was young men Brother.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
And Kesey the Rolling Stones here on the Radio hod
Ache Big Show. That's Tuesday afternoon. The time is nine
minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Fellows.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Have got some really interesting news that's come up from
my old website here that I look at. I don't
know where you guys get your news, but that's Whereggie
at mine. And it's about the government appointing a government observer,
so an agent for the government to sit on the
wellingin City Council whenever they have meetings, just ensure that
(05:44):
the councilors there are all working constructively. There's been a
lot of things going on and Wellington. It's been in
the news and I don't want to religate what's happening
down there, but I do want to say that it's
come to my attention around here at MZ and me.
I was actually in the urinal earlier on and Old
Boggs he sold it up to me and he said
(06:04):
just keep just watch your back, Mogie you and already
j just watched your back because it sounds like Pixie Campbell.
Our our content director here at Radio Herdeki is trying
to appoint a government observer to the herd Ache Big Show.
He's saying that we are the Wellington of radio. Sure
that we you know that we have open drug markets,
(06:27):
that there's you know, we're not utilizing our time as
best we can. We're laying steamers willy nilly, and he
thinks that we need to be kept on track.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, look, I.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
The key to success is is knowing you know when
you're not at your best and knowing when you're not performing,
and frankly we're not. You were telling me in the
break just before when I was away last week that
old Keysy dropped another another F bomb for example, and
a C bomb that is that is unbelievable and unacceptable.
(07:02):
And you know we have an obligation. You remember when
COVID had we were like the heroes. Now we kept
the nation afloat, we lifted them up. We put our
lives at rest day after day to entertain. Then, yeah,
you know, we cannot afford to allow our standards to slap.
So if Pisi, Campbell and bog Zy that we need that,
(07:24):
I'm all in.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yeah. And this is the thing as well, it's like
you were away for how long are a week? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
And the fact that Keysy could only manage one sea
bomb and one F bomb and five shows of radio
that's fifteen hours. Yeah, I did twenty three and forty seven.
Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah? Yeah, And I
just to feel like it's this younger generation who aren't
prepared to commit to what's required of them. And you know,
it just shows sort of a lack of love for
(07:52):
the show. Really absolutely. Now you go on holiday and
then he immediately goes on holiday that what does that
say to our listeners?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Well, here's the thing. This will be interesting for the
listeners out there. You can grab how a show's going.
Oh thank you by the amount of F bombs that
are dropped at our peak when we were really humming
along and If and and Jeff and like, you wouldn't
believe we're one hundred and eighty one to ninety F
bombs a week.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah at the moment, what was that?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
So you did he did ONEF bomb and one sea bomb? Yes,
and I was twenty eight and forty three. Yes, you know,
so the averages, the average as well goes up. So
if you and me are reefing and Jeff and back
and forth and we start competing, yes, well you've got
somebody on the other side of the desk like keasy.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's sort of like, oh god, yes, sorry, Puck, So no,
you're all good.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
I just wanted if a sea bomb counted for any
for more than one F bomb or do they count
as the same?
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Is that sort of the it's got slightly more valuable
when you're only doing one of them. I mean, yeah,
what's the point?
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I mean, how many F bombs is that?
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Two and a half.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Yeah, yeah, Well we'll see what happens, mate.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I'll give Boxy a call to night and just get
his thoughts and what he's thinking, so I canify that
with the feelings tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Just in the meantime, Yes, what's for teen New Zealand
after six.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Pugs sign.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Apply to me Sticky Beef con Doom game.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
We're the hod Archy, Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keyzy Tune in week days and four on Radio Hodkey Stereophonics.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Wednesday evening.
Now we were talking earlier in the show. Kesey's just
got back from being in Sydney where he once again.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
Have heard this about a hundred times upgraded upgraded.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Well he got he got a free meal. His wife
didn't get it. He didn't share it with her.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
When he went to Bali. They went to Bali.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
He got upgraded to premium economy and did it and
left his wife an economy. And I just what an
absolute piece of work, Pugson, What an absolute piece of
work does that?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Jace. I'm a single man, as you guys know.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
Wow, And I if I would never.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
You would never do it, Okay, hang on, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Even do it.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
I I would rather be in the ship seats with
the person I love.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yeah, same and sharing that together.
Speaker 6 (10:29):
And at least then you're singing the same boat. It's
the same experience.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Yeah, cool, you're in the same It's an aeroplane, by
the way, not a boat. A Texas come through on
three four A three. I recently went to Fiji with
my wife for twenty seven years, requested an upgrade. Both
off of the upgrade, we couldn't sit together sit together, however,
so he stayed in the economy hard.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
It's a three hour flight to Fiji.
Speaker 7 (10:52):
You couldn't be apart for three hours to enjoy a
free upgrade with amazing food and like better seating.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
You can put your seat back afterwards.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
You in three hours, So this is my view on it. Yeah,
you go, and it's genuine.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Here you go, you want a bit of fancy chicken breast,
or you get a slightly nicer salad.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
It's way nicer. The meals are way better.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
You'd get a slightly bitter meal.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's more important to you than actually sitting with the
person that you're enjoying the journey with and making.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That a part of it, because there's not a lot.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
You were starving to death, so you just went, Now,
I'm in a ditch here because they might have a
nice risotto or something that is that is just the
lowest form of life.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Tis the life?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
Can I also say, if you're not going to share
in the experience in the ship seats with your partner,
you offer it to your partner. Thank you, Park out
of respect, out of love, and out of care.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
I can barely look at you at the moment. Kezy
jase you off to your partner.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
I offered it to my partner and she said, no,
you go once again, because she respects, don't. The part
we're missing out on this is that we bid for
her to have an upgrade. The reason I got an
automatic upgrade is because our Kodoo membership is under my name,
because I fly way more often than she does, and
so I got given a free upgrade.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Oh well, bid for your for you to join us. Okay,
that's great. How much do you want to bid? She
set the price. I was willing to go more higher
than that so I could sit with her.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Unfortunately she was unsuccessful, and then I said you can
have my seat, and she's like, no, it's.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
All good that when she did it, she did.
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Don't mix again when.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You when she didn't win that bed, you turned her
and said loser, and then you said code into your
little fancy Resotto joyed Tomato.
Speaker 6 (12:56):
It was a savicho.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Your context.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
While much appreciated that just given there does not absolve
you from your actions and your decisions on that plane.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Correct, Pugs, she gets the next up, just play a
song or something.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Kesey, I'm done here for.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
A Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Gorilla's there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
The time is nearly four point thirty four. Now we
know how important sleepers to your mental and emotional and
physical well being, So let's have a bit of sleep chat.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
It's sleep chat.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
With Jason Mike.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Sweep chat, but it's also one and a half. Mowgi's
actually been having some sharkers lately.
Speaker 8 (13:41):
Okay, one, you do that as well. I just always
picture you during that.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
So so my daughter is a great sleeper generally speaking,
but over the last couple of nights, she's had her
aggression right, and she actually went back to doing that
thing that she was doing between the ages of two
and a half to three and a half, which is
she got up, she came out to the way, she
started screaming the house down. My wife went to make
(14:20):
her feel better. She told her to beat it, so
my wife walked away. So then she started screaming the
house down again. Mama mama, Mama, I want you, mama,
And I only went for about an hour this time,
and between the ages of two and a half to
three and a half, it would go for two hours
every single night without fail.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
We would have to put up with it.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
And I'm telling you, screaming the house down, I know it.
So that was a couple of nights ago. Then last
night she woke up at about one o'clock in the
morning and then she just couldn't get back to sleep.
You put it back to be edge, you get up,
put it back to be a get up, put it
back to be a get up, and she just would
not go back to sleep. Then we've got this trip
where we tell her, you know, it's the truth, which
(14:59):
is the fear going to come and visit her. If
she stays in bed all night, the fairies will bring
her a present in the morning. Any parents out there
do this at works, It's unbelievable. So I said that
to her because it had been a while since we'd
engage that.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So she didn't get up again.
Speaker 4 (15:12):
But the trick with kids is they'll get up just
enough times to make sure that you've been woken up
enough times so that you can't go back to sleep
for about another hour and a half to two hours.
Managed to go back to sleep, get woken up at
five o'clock in the morning by the birds who sing
from five till six. I've got my ear plugs in
for that. Then go back to sleep at six. For
the dog next door that's just moved in, just moved in,
(15:33):
he gets let outside for a week at six thirty
bucks for five minutes, wakes me up. That's me done
for the day. So yeah, I'm loving it, man. Yeah, yeah, good,
I'm feeling fresh. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
When the fairies come, do they leave like a prison
or something?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Is that the idea? So they actually leave a note keysy?
Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Yeah, yeah, so they're amazing. They'll turn up whenever a
child is a need and is struggling with sleep, they'll
turn up, and they'll they'll reward the good sleeping patterns
of a young old much to the relief of their dying.
That's a great And you say a dog moved in
next door a dog just living on its own, Man,
I don't know how it signed the least.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Pretty well if it's living there.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Oh yeah, it's a nice area. Yeah, but this, yeah,
I don't know he's money. Yeah, I mean all he's
done is is just put sand and you know, sort
of dog litter all over the floors in every single room,
and then he comes outside does as well as I
don't know where his steamers a game, but anyway, he's
a mad bastard.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Nice, because you've been banging on too, Keysy about your
sleeps over the last couple of nights, so much so
that we had to delay our golf game today, Mogi,
because Keysy wanted to sleep.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
And yeah, boy, well I got back from Sydney and
I was fairly tired after Sydney trip, right because there
was a fair amount of drink until he's responsibility yet
back and I'm gonna have a really nice big sleep
and be back into it. Woke up at three am
convinced someone was breaking into our house. Right this is
Wednesday night, that last night there was a Tuesday night.
Yeah yeah, I get up completely stuck by locking naked
(17:04):
and the lounge light on, ready for a fight. Totally sweet.
I dreamt it now, but as soon as you've been wired,
you know like that, and you're dreading to fight. Yeah,
it's coursing through my veins. Didn't go back to sleep
till like six thirty, and then last night I was okay,
not doing that again, went to sleep nice and early,
boom three o'clock. Woke up, thought someone was breaking it
again geez, and guess what, no one was.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
Yeah, if it took you ages to get to sleep,
it must have taken ages for your missus to get
to sleep, because you're telling me you were using here
as a human shield.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Well yeah, I mean, because it's just what if you
and I learned that if you like have an item
and you grab it could potentially be a weapon, you know. Yeah, yeah,
it's just about stalling till the cops get there.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Well, I just on my front in terms of the
sleep front. I haven't had any sleep since Satday night,
not a single hour.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
But I feel good. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah right, Well
you look great.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, but it's weird because you can't be feeling that
great because you wake up this morning, you put on
your slippers and you came to work.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
No, I had a game of girl from I put
on those slippers.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Oh oh it's up blank one.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
At the Holdachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
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