February 7, 2026 • 17 mins
On today's bonus best bits, we give out advice, chat to the backbones and disagree on nautical names.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Ik Radio Head.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
There on the radio Darchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is twenty eight minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fellas. I went to a wedding over the weekend. Yeah, nice, man,
I love love? Do you love love? Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Sure, I don't mind love right?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Have you don any cool love music? The Keyzy? Yeah? Man,
it was a It was down in dopeball.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Beautifulreabout topaor dark bottom, never heard of it, but okay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Lake Topau, no tapo?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh yeah, what the hell's this.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Carry? It was beautiful friends of my wife I've got
to know over the last twelve years. And he was
getting married. You know, what a what a what a fella? There?
Gorgeous sunny day, hot as haydies. It was sweat, sweat,
fear person off me. I was wearing a beautiful linen
(01:09):
cream linen suit. There, Chazy, do you have your sandals on?
I haven't. No, I didn't. I wasn't allowed to wear sandals.
I had to wear black boots. My wife said, I
forgot Jason, I forgot to bring a black kerchief from
my pocket. Oh bugger. So I took a black sock
and I cut that up and folded it up and
it looked like a kerchief. Nobody was any other wiser.
(01:29):
Nice A little tip there for your kasi if you
haven't got your kerchief cut up a sock. That sounds
so nice. Anyway. The bribe was absolutely stunning, wearing what
I would describe as a sort of a bone lace dress,
a train on it went back I don't know, fifteen
(01:49):
to twenty meters. Unbelievable, really beautiful. Five bridesmaids. One of
them was a bloke. I haven't seen that for a while.
I've actually been a bridesmaid before. Yeah, I loved it.
Came down the older white wedding from Billie Idol far out,
not a not a dryer in the house. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(02:13):
really beautiful. The ceremony absolutely hooked in. Can I say
the kiss? Absolutely? They went for it, absolutely honeing it
bit a tongue action, yes, fully.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah. It's interesting that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The wedding, cause some people rely go for it and
some people it's just a chaste.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, a bit of just to seal things. And you know,
there's gifts involved, but she gave them a hickey. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, are you talking.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Because you're you know you might have Nan there, Yes,
was here. Yeah, you know, Nan doesn't want to see
you hooking in.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, she was hooking as well. Nan was hooking.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I was going to say, I disagree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Old people get into it, man, they love a bit
of sex action.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, hot and steamy stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Keezy, right right, I'm just talking about hooking up in
front of Nan. I was picturing me doing it in
front of my nana, and she probably wouldn't have been.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She wouldn't have been into that. I don't know. Actually
she's passed away. Yeah yeah, well yeah, I mean what
she wouldn't she wouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Did you often picture you hooking in front of Nana
or is that just what you just had that now a.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Couple of times, Okay, I've pictured me hooking up in
front of my nan.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Then there's some great speeches later on. You know,
the speech is always quite funny, you know, Yes, yes,
a couple of jokes here, and the are usually especially
from the best man. Yeah, he had some really good ones,
you know, sort of chucked him under the But you're
never too sure because it's a fine line. Keys, you
don't you know, you want to say a few things
that are quite funny, but you don't want to go
(03:38):
over the top. It's not a twenty first speech, thank you.
That's the best way to describe it. It's not a
twenty fast. So when he started banging on about all
the affairs and everything, I thought that was yeah, he's
joking though, right, what about the affairs? That was the
thing I thought, hearing the laundry there is that the
place to do that?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I was crapping myself at my wedding about that sort
of stuff. Yeah, yeah, Oh god, here he's going to
talk about all my affairs.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did any of them come out at the wedding or not?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh no, but a couple of them are there.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah that's right. But as long as it's before the ceremony,
I think you're all good. Yes you're a square. But
after you're married, then that's you got to take it
seriously anyway. Yeah, but yeah, geez, that sounds great. Yeah,
great speeches. Just a great couple. Just a really beautiful
couple as well. So they are a good couple. You
think it'll lasts, It won't last. No good no, no,
he's a shock and burst.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Is indeed peel jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show,
this beautiful Wednesday evening, Fellas, And you may be aware
that at the moment Radio Hodarky is giving away a
magnificent boat.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Certainly Jason Finn Chase of five three five center console,
sixty horsepower Mercury four stroke voyager trailers seventy five k.
The whole package is worth getting drawn very very very soon.
It's your last chance to get yourself in the drawer.
So if you're keen to when it ticks, boat to
three four eight three and name the bastard. Fresh batch
of names came through last week, Fellers, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I have been pretty poor of late.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, but you guys are pretty harsh judges. All right,
Chase the fin slash chasing fins because it's a fin chaser.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, okay, we can't. Can you go in? You can't
just go silent? What do you think? Well, you're asking
us not to be critical, so we're not.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Okay, be critical. Don't just go silent.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That sucks so badly.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's a Finn Chaser. And you call it going to
call it chasing fins and the imagination of it. Hell yeah,
better not great? Still improve tuna tub What does that mean?
It's just a tub? You get tuna? Yeah, No, going
out on the old tuner.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Tub actually, yeah, yeah, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
The cod piece. Okay, so that's a yes for the
cod peace.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then that doesn't make sense either, but it's funny.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yes, yeah, back boner capitals. No you don't like back
boner No, no, rod father, Yeah that's better. Yes, someone
here has had to go at making a pun garnered
roses instead of guns and roses.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Garnered The level that that sucks at makes it pretty good. Yes,
garnered roses. What is it? Garned roses? That is so bad?
And then they seem to in Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Beautiful eating fish though you're garnered.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
So you could call it like garnered roses appetite for
di sturgeon or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Disturgeon's good. That's nice from you.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, you go, yeah, but you don't usually get sturgeon
in the.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Ocean, Okay, sturgeon expert Keysy's pink Pepperoni palace.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What do you mean that's top three? Yeah, that makes no, s.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Can you give me that again, Keysy's pink pepperoni palace.
It's not even a palace. Well it was because you
were in that boat on the sideline, and I.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Would argue that they're not they're pink. They're not pink,
they meat patties.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, what about this name? This is a real reach.
The him is I have XMA. And then after that
in speech Chris, I have.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
The name.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
That is the winner today.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Chris. Can you imagine if you saw that boat you
would be thrilled?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Okay, Well that's the winner of today's mini competition. It's
not the winner the actual competition. So text your boat
to three four eight three get yourself and the draw on.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Hodarchy Chemical Brothers.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
The time is plably forty one feelers.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Feelers, Hey, The top ten listers come out of the
most stolen cars and the last twelve months. Every year
we sort of visit this, don't we It's a bloody
interesting list.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Well, the reason it's quite interesting for you guys, is
that with Jason you did? You did own a car
that had previously been on the top ten most stolen list.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What happened to it?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
God stolen?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah? And Moki you also own a couple of the
cars that are on this Yeah, absolutely I do. And
an interesting thing that they come out with all sorts
of stets. So it's about nine thousand cars stolen. Wow,
there's a lot twelve months. It is at twelve months,
it's quite a lot. And saying that ninety percent of
the cars stolen, we're over ten years old, right, isn't
that interesting?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I supposed modern like a new car to be in
a garage garage.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, I guess it's harder to hard to leave, ye
with all the anti theft sort of devices that they've
got these.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Days, whereas all the and there's hardly any like nineties
and eighties cars left on the road now all of
the early two thousands to mid we're quite easy to steal.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think. I don't Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, if it's like a push start, ignition and so forth,
that makes it harder, doesn't it to neck?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't know. Yeah, if you've got the key, if
you leave the keys key, yeah, leave it idly. Yeah,
that's the one which I've done. So we're going to
take you through the top ten here fails and just
see what you think. You're probably going to have a
better chance of knowing what these cars are, right, Okay,
I don't know all of them. I can all of them.
I'll just get the top ten music really hang on.
(09:43):
Coming at number ten is the Masda Exceller.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, so that's the what ipet Jase has got wow,
which is the Japanese version of the New Zealand Master
to three.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Now that's the same position that it finished in last
year was tenth. Okay. Coming at number nine is the
Toyota mark Eck, which is like a sedan. I think
I've not heard of them often, and then I.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Believe it turned into a bit of a Mini Vani
type thing as well.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
There are a lot of them on New Zealand rows. Okay,
I'm going to keep my for that one. That's in
the same position as last year as well.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
The Mezda Etensatensa, which is the sort of station wagon
or sedan. Yes, a lot of Meses in New Zealand,
not surprised.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
A lot that's dropped three spots from last year, so
it's falling out of favor. The Subaru Imprissa. Heaps of
Imprissas on the road. Yeah, that's climbed one spot. Okay,
so well done to the Impreso. The Toyota Highlax coming
in number six, same positions last year. Interesting that highluxes
are getting stolen. Look, if I was going to steal,
(10:42):
I'm so fair out of this. Well, so I'm going
I'm probably going to go the highlights.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, well is that the one with a tray?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's yes?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, yeah, do you not know what a highlux is?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Come on, man, Coming at number five as a Toyota.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
VI, which is a little hatch.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, that's your dream care, isn't it? Just I've seen
them nipping all over the place day man. That's climb
two spots okay. Coming at a number four is the
Masda Demio in the same place as last.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Year, but ma Demo and previous years has been number one. Yes,
it's held that title for a number of years. Yes,
so that's dropping off of it.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
That's what I bought that got necked.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, you had a teeter.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It was a demio.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, it was a.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Was a ten interior, brown leather interior, coming at number three.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Then the s and teeter. Wow, okay, same as last year.
You've got a teet. I have a teeter. I still
have a teeter. I love the teata. Has it ever
been stolen? Never been stolen, never been stolen. I nearly
got in a crash actually last week at the lights. Yeah,
out here, there was a guy that was in the
right hand lane next to me. Theright hand lane next
(11:46):
to me was for turning right. Yes, these are particularly
annoying lights. He crept forward about ten meters forward of
the lights, right forward of me, and I thought, well,
you know, I was obviously we're sitting at a red
light here, and I thought to myself, it looks to
me like this guy is going to try and cut
in front of me, as is what it looks like.
But he's not indicating, and he also hasn't wound down
(12:08):
his window and put his hand all good, I'm brother. Yeah.
So I waited for that green light, and as soon
as it turned green, I shot out of the line
Tita and the tita, hoping that he would clean me
up to write it off and I could do an
insurance job. He moved over. I was right, That's exactly
what he was trying to do. He's straight over into
(12:28):
the sinder line. He saw me steaming up on the inside.
He corrected and moved back into his own lane. He
gave me what was could only be described as a
series of violent bird movements with his left hand, right hands.
But he never leant on the horn. But he was human.
He was absolutely well that guy. It was his faust total.
(12:49):
I was in my own lane. That was a shock.
Um bass. Ye, he probably listens to the show. He
looked like he did. Covin at number two is a
Toyota Corolla, the same as last year classic has it
moved and this year Yeah, coming in at number one
on the AMI top ten that stolen cars list, the
Toyota Equa.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah you have an Echoa as well.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Did you sell the I'm trying Nobody wants it.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
My wife's got an Aqua.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh does she? Yes? Good little car, that's right, good
little car.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, she loves it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I mean, I personally think they're a heaper shit, but
that's all g.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I want to say you said that too, cause she'll
be so upset with you, man.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
She'll call me in tears. Do you mean when you
were going to buy a pew show.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yes, I'm still filthy. I didn't.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, it would have blown up by now here's
the cure.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
The Hurichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Used to need the offspring.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show This Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
The time twenty minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Last three.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yes, and I do believe we played the Reburger sting.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We certainly did. Jase.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
If you hear this, yeah, play during a song you
call us straight away on eight hundred Hodaki and if
you are lucky enough, you'll.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Get through and you'll get a fifty dollars reburg about.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Your bloody great stuff. Keysy, let's go to the phone lines.
Get a Daniely a mad bastard.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Hell's life, Jacob, mate, how are you?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Good?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Thanks mate, can't complain, You can't complain, you know, getting
by Daniel.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
How's it going down there? Daniel? I understand that you
guys are way steep and sewerage at the moment.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's funny, but.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, you beauty? Yeah? Is it Daniel. Good amen, keysy,
I hope you're well?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Thank god?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah? Good stuff? Is it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Is it genuinely like a visit, like not a visible smell,
but like an obvious smell of sewage down there in Wellington?
It's not too bad, it's all right.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
That's actually the one time you don't want it to
be a really nice hot day and well you know
what I mean, when you're just swimming in sewage, you
want the web to blow that away.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yes, total, Hey Daniel, just quickly, mate, we'll give you
a fifty dollar rebig about We just got to confirm
a few details. First question here, does Jase look like
Parker from Thunderbirds?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Filled that out there. What do you do for a crustman?
Second question?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Sorry? Third question?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
What's for dinner tonight? Man?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Supposed to be mince and rice? Mince and rice?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, who's making that?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I will be Yeah? How old are you? Man? You're
a shocking back right?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Okay, that's so delicious, Daniel, Daniel, how often do you floss?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Probably one year and even that would have to be
when you're when you're staying somewhere else man, Because do
you own any dental class.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Good stuff. Daniel from Wellington. What color are your undies?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
They are black? Yea?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Everyone seems you're on the black or Matt Black.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
What's your deepest fear Daniel from Wellington.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Last question probably waking up on a Sunday after responsible drinking.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, Daniel, you've got yourself rebig about your mate.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Thank you that you hold the line. Old pucksanel sort
you out.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
There's somebody really pleasing about giving a voucher to a
young feller.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
But he's on the mins and rice, i mean bones.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Great thing that he can now go out and just
you know, buy some delicious food from rebail.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You know, he's had a her of a weekend. There
is about as far away from as payday as he's
going to get. Times are tough on a Tuesday, when
eyes Wednesday, he's just going to survive another day, maybe two, yeah,
maybe two until he gets paid again and start eating properly. Yeah,
it's a shame the reburg about You'll take about six
months to get to right. It will eventually.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
He's Pluto The.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
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The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Ik Radio Head.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
There on the radio Darchy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is twenty eight minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Fellas. I went to a wedding over the weekend. Yeah, nice, man,
I love love? Do you love love? Jason? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:21):
Sure, I don't mind love right?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Have you don any cool love music? The Keyzy? Yeah? Man,
it was a It was down in dopeball.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Beautifulreabout topaor dark bottom, never heard of it, but okay.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Lake Topau, no tapo?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh yeah, what the hell's this.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Carry? It was beautiful friends of my wife I've got
to know over the last twelve years. And he was
getting married. You know, what a what a what a fella? There?
Gorgeous sunny day, hot as haydies. It was sweat, sweat,
fear person off me. I was wearing a beautiful linen
(01:09):
cream linen suit. There, Chazy, do you have your sandals on?
I haven't. No, I didn't. I wasn't allowed to wear sandals.
I had to wear black boots. My wife said, I
forgot Jason, I forgot to bring a black kerchief from
my pocket. Oh bugger. So I took a black sock
and I cut that up and folded it up and
it looked like a kerchief. Nobody was any other wiser.
(01:29):
Nice A little tip there for your kasi if you
haven't got your kerchief cut up a sock. That sounds
so nice. Anyway. The bribe was absolutely stunning, wearing what
I would describe as a sort of a bone lace dress,
a train on it went back I don't know, fifteen
(01:49):
to twenty meters. Unbelievable, really beautiful. Five bridesmaids. One of
them was a bloke. I haven't seen that for a while.
I've actually been a bridesmaid before. Yeah, I loved it.
Came down the older white wedding from Billie Idol far out,
not a not a dryer in the house. Yeah yeah, yeah,
(02:13):
really beautiful. The ceremony absolutely hooked in. Can I say
the kiss? Absolutely? They went for it, absolutely honeing it
bit a tongue action, yes, fully.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah. It's interesting that.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
The wedding, cause some people rely go for it and
some people it's just a chaste.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, a bit of just to seal things. And you know,
there's gifts involved, but she gave them a hickey. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yeah, are you talking.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Because you're you know you might have Nan there, Yes,
was here. Yeah, you know, Nan doesn't want to see
you hooking in.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, she was hooking as well. Nan was hooking.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
I was going to say, I disagree.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Old people get into it, man, they love a bit
of sex action.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, hot and steamy stuff.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Keezy, right right, I'm just talking about hooking up in
front of Nan. I was picturing me doing it in
front of my nana, and she probably wouldn't have been.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
She wouldn't have been into that. I don't know. Actually
she's passed away. Yeah yeah, well yeah, I mean what
she wouldn't she wouldn't be.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Did you often picture you hooking in front of Nana
or is that just what you just had that now a.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Couple of times, Okay, I've pictured me hooking up in
front of my nan.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah. Then there's some great speeches later on. You know,
the speech is always quite funny, you know, Yes, yes,
a couple of jokes here, and the are usually especially
from the best man. Yeah, he had some really good ones,
you know, sort of chucked him under the But you're
never too sure because it's a fine line. Keys, you
don't you know, you want to say a few things
that are quite funny, but you don't want to go
(03:38):
over the top. It's not a twenty first speech, thank you.
That's the best way to describe it. It's not a
twenty fast. So when he started banging on about all
the affairs and everything, I thought that was yeah, he's
joking though, right, what about the affairs? That was the
thing I thought, hearing the laundry there is that the
place to do that?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I was crapping myself at my wedding about that sort
of stuff. Yeah, yeah, Oh god, here he's going to
talk about all my affairs.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Did any of them come out at the wedding or not?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh no, but a couple of them are there.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Yeah that's right. But as long as it's before the ceremony,
I think you're all good. Yes you're a square. But
after you're married, then that's you got to take it
seriously anyway. Yeah, but yeah, geez, that sounds great. Yeah,
great speeches. Just a great couple. Just a really beautiful
couple as well. So they are a good couple. You
think it'll lasts, It won't last. No good no, no,
he's a shock and burst.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hodark.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Is indeed peel jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show,
this beautiful Wednesday evening, Fellas, And you may be aware
that at the moment Radio Hodarky is giving away a
magnificent boat.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Certainly Jason Finn Chase of five three five center console,
sixty horsepower Mercury four stroke voyager trailers seventy five k.
The whole package is worth getting drawn very very very soon.
It's your last chance to get yourself in the drawer.
So if you're keen to when it ticks, boat to
three four eight three and name the bastard. Fresh batch
of names came through last week, Fellers, here we go.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I have been pretty poor of late.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, but you guys are pretty harsh judges. All right,
Chase the fin slash chasing fins because it's a fin chaser.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, okay, we can't. Can you go in? You can't
just go silent? What do you think? Well, you're asking
us not to be critical, so we're not.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Okay, be critical. Don't just go silent.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
That sucks so badly.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
It's a Finn Chaser. And you call it going to
call it chasing fins and the imagination of it. Hell yeah,
better not great? Still improve tuna tub What does that mean?
It's just a tub? You get tuna? Yeah, No, going
out on the old tuner.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Tub actually, yeah, yeah, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
The cod piece. Okay, so that's a yes for the
cod peace.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Then that doesn't make sense either, but it's funny.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yes, yeah, back boner capitals. No you don't like back
boner No, no, rod father, Yeah that's better. Yes, someone
here has had to go at making a pun garnered
roses instead of guns and roses.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Garnered The level that that sucks at makes it pretty good. Yes,
garnered roses. What is it? Garned roses? That is so bad?
And then they seem to in Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Beautiful eating fish though you're garnered.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
So you could call it like garnered roses appetite for
di sturgeon or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Disturgeon's good. That's nice from you.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, you go, yeah, but you don't usually get sturgeon
in the.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Ocean, Okay, sturgeon expert Keysy's pink Pepperoni palace.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
What do you mean that's top three? Yeah, that makes no, s.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Can you give me that again, Keysy's pink pepperoni palace.
It's not even a palace. Well it was because you
were in that boat on the sideline, and I.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Would argue that they're not they're pink. They're not pink,
they meat patties.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Yeah, okay, what about this name? This is a real reach.
The him is I have XMA. And then after that
in speech Chris, I have.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
The name.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
That is the winner today.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Chris. Can you imagine if you saw that boat you
would be thrilled?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Okay, Well that's the winner of today's mini competition. It's
not the winner the actual competition. So text your boat
to three four eight three get yourself and the draw on.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Hodarchy Chemical Brothers.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
The time is plably forty one feelers.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Feelers, Hey, The top ten listers come out of the
most stolen cars and the last twelve months. Every year
we sort of visit this, don't we It's a bloody
interesting list.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Well, the reason it's quite interesting for you guys, is
that with Jason you did? You did own a car
that had previously been on the top ten most stolen list.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
What happened to it?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
God stolen?
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah? And Moki you also own a couple of the
cars that are on this Yeah, absolutely I do. And
an interesting thing that they come out with all sorts
of stets. So it's about nine thousand cars stolen. Wow,
there's a lot twelve months. It is at twelve months,
it's quite a lot. And saying that ninety percent of
the cars stolen, we're over ten years old, right, isn't
that interesting?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
I supposed modern like a new car to be in
a garage garage.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Well, I guess it's harder to hard to leave, ye
with all the anti theft sort of devices that they've
got these.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Days, whereas all the and there's hardly any like nineties
and eighties cars left on the road now all of
the early two thousands to mid we're quite easy to steal.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I think. I don't Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Yeah, if it's like a push start, ignition and so forth,
that makes it harder, doesn't it to neck?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't know. Yeah, if you've got the key, if
you leave the keys key, yeah, leave it idly. Yeah,
that's the one which I've done. So we're going to
take you through the top ten here fails and just
see what you think. You're probably going to have a
better chance of knowing what these cars are, right, Okay,
I don't know all of them. I can all of them.
I'll just get the top ten music really hang on.
(09:43):
Coming at number ten is the Masda Exceller.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, so that's the what ipet Jase has got wow,
which is the Japanese version of the New Zealand Master
to three.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Now that's the same position that it finished in last
year was tenth. Okay. Coming at number nine is the
Toyota mark Eck, which is like a sedan. I think
I've not heard of them often, and then I.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Believe it turned into a bit of a Mini Vani
type thing as well.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
There are a lot of them on New Zealand rows. Okay,
I'm going to keep my for that one. That's in
the same position as last year as well.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
The Mezda Etensatensa, which is the sort of station wagon
or sedan. Yes, a lot of Meses in New Zealand,
not surprised.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
A lot that's dropped three spots from last year, so
it's falling out of favor. The Subaru Imprissa. Heaps of
Imprissas on the road. Yeah, that's climbed one spot. Okay,
so well done to the Impreso. The Toyota Highlax coming
in number six, same positions last year. Interesting that highluxes
are getting stolen. Look, if I was going to steal,
(10:42):
I'm so fair out of this. Well, so I'm going
I'm probably going to go the highlights.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, well is that the one with a tray?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
That's yes?
Speaker 5 (10:48):
Yeah, yeah, do you not know what a highlux is?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Come on, man, Coming at number five as a Toyota.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
VI, which is a little hatch.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Yeah, that's your dream care, isn't it? Just I've seen
them nipping all over the place day man. That's climb
two spots okay. Coming at a number four is the
Masda Demio in the same place as last.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Year, but ma Demo and previous years has been number one. Yes,
it's held that title for a number of years. Yes,
so that's dropping off of it.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
That's what I bought that got necked.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, you had a teeter.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
It was a demio.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, it was a.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Was a ten interior, brown leather interior, coming at number three.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Then the s and teeter. Wow, okay, same as last year.
You've got a teet. I have a teeter. I still
have a teeter. I love the teata. Has it ever
been stolen? Never been stolen, never been stolen. I nearly
got in a crash actually last week at the lights. Yeah,
out here, there was a guy that was in the
right hand lane next to me. Theright hand lane next
(11:46):
to me was for turning right. Yes, these are particularly
annoying lights. He crept forward about ten meters forward of
the lights, right forward of me, and I thought, well,
you know, I was obviously we're sitting at a red
light here, and I thought to myself, it looks to
me like this guy is going to try and cut
in front of me, as is what it looks like.
But he's not indicating, and he also hasn't wound down
(12:08):
his window and put his hand all good, I'm brother. Yeah.
So I waited for that green light, and as soon
as it turned green, I shot out of the line
Tita and the tita, hoping that he would clean me
up to write it off and I could do an
insurance job. He moved over. I was right, That's exactly
what he was trying to do. He's straight over into
(12:28):
the sinder line. He saw me steaming up on the inside.
He corrected and moved back into his own lane. He
gave me what was could only be described as a
series of violent bird movements with his left hand, right hands.
But he never leant on the horn. But he was human.
He was absolutely well that guy. It was his faust total.
(12:49):
I was in my own lane. That was a shock.
Um bass. Ye, he probably listens to the show. He
looked like he did. Covin at number two is a
Toyota Corolla, the same as last year classic has it
moved and this year Yeah, coming in at number one
on the AMI top ten that stolen cars list, the
Toyota Equa.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Yeah you have an Echoa as well.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Did you sell the I'm trying Nobody wants it.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
My wife's got an Aqua.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Oh does she? Yes? Good little car, that's right, good
little car.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Yeah, she loves it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
I mean, I personally think they're a heaper shit, but
that's all g.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I want to say you said that too, cause she'll
be so upset with you, man.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
She'll call me in tears. Do you mean when you
were going to buy a pew show.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yes, I'm still filthy. I didn't.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Yeah, okay, it would have blown up by now here's
the cure.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
The Hurichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Used to need the offspring.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show This Wednesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
The time twenty minutes to five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Last three.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Yes, and I do believe we played the Reburger sting.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
We certainly did. Jase.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
If you hear this, yeah, play during a song you
call us straight away on eight hundred Hodaki and if
you are lucky enough, you'll.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Get through and you'll get a fifty dollars reburg about.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Your bloody great stuff. Keysy, let's go to the phone lines.
Get a Daniely a mad bastard.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Hell's life, Jacob, mate, how are you?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Good?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Thanks mate, can't complain, You can't complain, you know, getting
by Daniel.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
How's it going down there? Daniel? I understand that you
guys are way steep and sewerage at the moment.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
It's funny, but.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, you beauty? Yeah? Is it Daniel. Good amen, keysy,
I hope you're well?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Thank god?
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah? Good stuff? Is it?
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Is it genuinely like a visit, like not a visible smell,
but like an obvious smell of sewage down there in Wellington?
It's not too bad, it's all right.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
That's actually the one time you don't want it to
be a really nice hot day and well you know
what I mean, when you're just swimming in sewage, you
want the web to blow that away.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Yes, total, Hey Daniel, just quickly, mate, we'll give you
a fifty dollar rebig about We just got to confirm
a few details. First question here, does Jase look like
Parker from Thunderbirds?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah? Cool?
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Filled that out there. What do you do for a crustman?
Second question?
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Sorry? Third question?
Speaker 5 (15:29):
What's for dinner tonight? Man?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Supposed to be mince and rice? Mince and rice?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Come on?
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Yeah, who's making that?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I will be Yeah? How old are you? Man? You're
a shocking back right?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Okay, that's so delicious, Daniel, Daniel, how often do you floss?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Probably one year and even that would have to be
when you're when you're staying somewhere else man, Because do
you own any dental class.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Good stuff. Daniel from Wellington. What color are your undies?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
They are black? Yea?
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Everyone seems you're on the black or Matt Black.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
What's your deepest fear Daniel from Wellington.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Last question probably waking up on a Sunday after responsible drinking.
Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yeah, Daniel, you've got yourself rebig about your mate.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Thank you that you hold the line. Old pucksanel sort
you out.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
There's somebody really pleasing about giving a voucher to a
young feller.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
But he's on the mins and rice, i mean bones.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Great thing that he can now go out and just
you know, buy some delicious food from rebail.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You know, he's had a her of a weekend. There
is about as far away from as payday as he's
going to get. Times are tough on a Tuesday, when
eyes Wednesday, he's just going to survive another day, maybe two, yeah,
maybe two until he gets paid again and start eating properly. Yeah,
it's a shame the reburg about You'll take about six
months to get to right. It will eventually.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
He's Pluto The.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Hold King Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Holdarkey
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