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July 18, 2026 13 mins

On today's bonus best bits from the week, there's news, mental health checks and backbones everywhere.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hood Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hold I the exponents there on the Big Show Breakfast
this Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Fellas, I've got some news.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
What's on the news with me Chazy.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Over to Europe now where a flight was happening and
a man got sucked through a window.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Mid flight?

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (00:33):
What he got sucked through the window?

Speaker 6 (00:35):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
I know, because that sort of thing I have heard
happens on the ground. What do you mean there's as
that that toilet up there?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
And no, no, no, sorry, he got sucked out of
the window.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
He got partially sucked through the window on a plane.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Ah right, well that I mean, but hang on those
plane windows are tiny, just like a little hole.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
No, I no, that's why he didn't fit fully through that.
The flight was taking taking off from northern Greece and
heading to Germany, and then he sort of got half
sucked out of the through the window and the passengers
around him and this guy was sixty one, sixty one
years getting sucked through a window, right, and then you
know that's no good.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
And then the other passengers pulled them, They pulled him.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Yeah, they pulled him off the window, so he was
actually saved by the other passengers.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
He didn't want to speak to media, but it was
a Ryan Air flight, which is like.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, your budget windows. Yeah, no, wow, there was a window.
It wouldn't work without it window.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
That's very funny because I was looking for the cheap
air flights.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Air flights there were you Google you.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
And Ryan came up.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Right and went on, I never heard of those guys,
and now people are getting sucked off through the windows,
sucked out, shaped out through the window.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
So the thing with Ryan here they started the sort
of budget travel kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Which you know, on the surface, geez, I'm king, But
then when you look further into it.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Yeah, sucked out the window passed.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
This is a quote from the passengers told Greg Greek media.
They heard a loud bang, oxygen masks dropped and the
plane began to lose altitude. That would have been when
he was getting sucked out the window there.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah. So but do you know what broke the window? Keasy?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
It just says here that passengers panic screened. One was
being partially sucked out the window, whole nick, his whole
haired nick and shoulders were pulled out of the window
and he would have just been sort of flopping on.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Against the Yeah, sale yards blow up.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah, Yeah, that was weird.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
I've got I don't know, I'm just sort of but anyway, Yeah,
that's so, it's in the news.

Speaker 7 (02:59):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
That's good, Keysy, that's the sort of standard I expect. Okay,
all right, it's from four days ago.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
That was your best one.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah, The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodkey.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Smashing smashing pumpkins.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Here on the Big Show Breakfast this Tuesday morning. I've
just been delivered to coffee fellas. This is going to
tip me over the.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
Edge now listen.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
We just like to check in with each other and
with the public out there, sort of a mental health
check up, because Keezy, I'm just getting.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
The vibe that you're really struggling with.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
There's another mental health checking where it's just me.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Well, the thing about Liz that Jason and I love
in the mornings. We're morning people, Yes we are. I'm
loving it too, and so of the vibe that we've
been getting, certainly this morning, is that you're not loving it.
So I just need to check in and make sure
you are all good? Right, Look I am, I am great.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I am really enjoying getting up in the mornings, coming in,
you know, doing the old radio thing with you fellas.

Speaker 7 (04:00):
Yeah, it's great.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Well, it's just we get a bit of chitch check
gown on between, so you know, when the songs are playing,
all that sort of stuff, and we sort of notice
that you sort of tune out, yes, sort of get
lost in your phone or sort of admin. You don't engage,
and so the vibe is that you're just not You're
not rather not be here, thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Because you brought in a really lovely chicken sandwich in
a cheer batter bun.

Speaker 6 (04:25):
Shelt and pepper and moggy.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And I'm like, oh, that's great, keasy, what are you
Learnning's like, what do you got in this m What
do you got in that sandwich?

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Man?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Hey, wasn't that sandwich?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
I can tell that he's ship's thearing And I'm gonna say,
chicken's gonna go chicken sandwich.

Speaker 7 (04:40):
D Oh keezy.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
That's the sort of ship kids in it. And I
just could be bothered. I just it's just got chicken in.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
It, all right.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
And then you you keep begging all about the indigo poos.
Can you hurry up and go?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Well? I need a ta song sweep?

Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah no, but there is this ads and a song
coming up. Okay, all right, you've been with jameson and
defeat of him. It has been brewing or more.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
But he keeps telling me and I don't care, so
I don't sit here telling you guys about my backstage. Backstage,
That's what I'm calling it now. If I'm honest, that
sort of stuff I tune out for.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Well, I mean, it's just all about being connected with
each other, that's right, you know.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
And I just feel sharing that sort of stuff with you,
and your eyes are very hooded at the moment, which
is which is just a sign that you're not all g.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Because you keep saying to me, oh, it's percolating, it's brewing.
That seriously though, keasy, it's brewing. And that's all the
convo you've got off here.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
But other than that stuff, you're all you're all good, yeah, loving.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
It yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
And to be honest, it doesn't matter what time of
dat is. If you're talking to me about that stuff,
we're asking what's in my sandwich? I'm probably gonna get
wound up regardless.

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Right, Well, you know what was in the sandwich chicken?

Speaker 6 (05:51):
Did you have a split chicken last night?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:53):
I didn't ever splitch.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Hold.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
I keep Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keys. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hot.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Actual Red Hot Chili Peppers. There on the Hodaki Breakfast
this Wednesday morning. The time is eight fifty nine. The
score and the soccer still Spain to France zero and
ninety minutes.

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Fellas, it's all over over.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
It is yet seven minutes of extra time. We've got
about nine seconds left. She's done dust in Spain. We'll
be into the final taking on either England or Argentina.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
I think it'll be Argentina. Quietly but anyway, Oh, it's
all over.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
It is all over you, Ah, right, That's what I
was just saying, Fellas.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
Last night, I had a I had a dream.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's just one of those ones where you wake up
and it feels like it's just a sleipple with a
bit of an odd feeling. I just want to run
it past you. It's actually involved one of the Big
Show team, right, wasn't it a lucid dream? I don't
know really, what that means. But it felt very very
very real, and it was actually you and me, Keyzy.

(07:02):
We were working where were We were working very closely
on a television project. We've been funded and we didn't
have very much time to get it over the line.
So we'd been funded for a show. We've got funding
for a TV show, and it was a hell of
a lot of money. It was make or break if
we did a good job.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
That was us.

Speaker 7 (07:20):
Our careers were sorted.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
Wow, so very late nights working on the scripts, very close,
working a very close proximity with each other.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Was it a factual sort of TV show? Was it
like a sick comedy type vibe?

Speaker 5 (07:34):
It was a sick commie slash sports presentation, slash hosting
game of two have slash horror, you know, and dreams
how things don't quite make sense when they make complete sense.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
There's nothing I could have views in the real world.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
But point being, we're working very very closely together and
over those sort of those months of doing very very
long hours sixteen seventeen, eighteen hours, you fell in love
with me. And it got to the point where you
were consistently and constantly asking me out on a date,
asking me to go out with you telling me how

(08:07):
you felt about me, et cetera, et cetera. And I'll
be honest with you, I had feelings for you as well,
very flattered. But the problem is in the dream and
in real life I'm married. So in the dream I'm
saying to you, Keesy, look, man, I.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
Think the world ofview.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I think you're a huge talent, you know, not much
to look at, but great personality, and I really do
vibe with you, but it's just not going to work, right, yeah, okay,
And you sort of took that in your stride and
we kept on work and next day, what do you know,
You're asking me again, and before you know it, the
novelty has sort of worn off and it's starting to

(08:43):
get a little bit pushy. So I've really had to
I've really had to take your side there and just say, look, Kezy,
I've made it very clear how I feel here. I'm
just not into it, man. But why not though, And
so I'm just going to say that to you again
here and now I'm not into it, all right, So
I just need you to stop asking me because I'm married.

(09:07):
You need to remember that you're married. No, totally we
work very closely together. I don't think it'll be good
for the show. I'm just not well, that's not true.
I am into it, but it just it simply would
not work.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
You got that, Kezy?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Well, yeah, dreaming it's so weird, Mogi, because well no,
I mean no, no, the dreams very real. I had
a very similar dream about you. You and I, oh right,
the only difference being we went out of hammer and tongs.

Speaker 7 (09:43):
Yeah it sounds right, that sounds right, right, hang on,
so no, hang on, why are you in.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
The dream? Why are you saying yes to him and
going and I quote hammer and tongs? But with me,
it's annoying and it could ruin the show.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Well, because the thing with you, Keezy is you're a
clinging bar yeah right, Jayceon, You're needy, okay, And this
is all in the dream, right, so it's not in real.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
So I'm just saying to you now right, not himman, Okay, sorry?
But what was it about Jason made you say you know?

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Or drink him? In there?

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Heavy geeks?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Oh yeah, what are you up to after this?

Speaker 7 (10:23):
Jase?

Speaker 1 (10:24):
The Hold Acting Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio hold.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
As indeed casive lyon there on the Big Show Breakfast
this Tuesday morning. The time is six forty seven, and
we're all about in the Big Show celebrating the backbone
of this nation, I e.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
The trade. So let's get into trade of the.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Day, Trade of the day.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Lots of ticks coming through Fellers three four eight three
william One's backbone accountants to be shouted out.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Backbones wants diesel.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Mechanics to be the trade of the day.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Painters, forklift operators, field service mechanics from Blair, Can.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
I just say, I don't think a forklift operator is
a trade?

Speaker 6 (11:10):
No, I thinking of the same thing.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
No, I could drive a car. Is there a trade?
I guess it is if you're a numba drive.

Speaker 6 (11:16):
Or you're a courier or year.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Kitchen installers, mechanics, fabricators.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
But today's trades.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
Obricators what they just make? Shut up?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
No fabricator like steal fabricators and fabricating anything using anything fabricated.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
Doesn't sound real to me.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Making stuff that.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
My dad's a fabricator.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
I know he tells a good story. No, he did.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Today's trade of the day overwhelmingly plumbers.

Speaker 7 (11:44):
Hey, how good?

Speaker 6 (11:49):
Well they are what absolute backbones?

Speaker 2 (11:54):
They are down and dirty, the plumbers to Burglars Burglars washers.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
I had plumbers at my house yesterday.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Oh yes, how'd they go under my house lying in
a pool of mud because my shower had been leaking
for like, I know, fifty.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Years and they got it sorted.

Speaker 7 (12:11):
Their backbones. They are backbones, you know when you call
up a shit whisperer eggan the real backbone. It's a
great nickname.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
I had a guy when you back in scott was
made of my dad's mister PLoP was his nickname?

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Was he a plumber? I think so, Jason, you got
any plumer anecdotes?

Speaker 7 (12:40):
You benders, Yeah, it's another nickname for them.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
They love a you bend.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Pe trappers, turd herders, washer uh, smelly bastards, sticky bastards. Yeah,
tap tap jockeys.

Speaker 6 (13:09):
Oh yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 7 (13:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Drip monkeys, drip monkey, yeah, yeah, plug something.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Lords of the ring pieces.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Oh yeah, that's good.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
So your trade of the day, plumbers, big shout out
if you are a plumber.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Totally man, we're cheered out today.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Yeah, we value you. Yeah yeah, wek around.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Your cheers out today. You're the Hedache Big Shows trade
of the day.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's good stuff, fellas the whole Achy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy. Tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold Ikey
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