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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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To bathing in Toledo. Have you I have? I have,
and I'm noticing a real difference of my skin. You
seem to look younger, don't I.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, I was going to say you've got a bit
of a glow on today, and now that you've explained that,
it makes sense to me. And you've got your tidy
whiteye on. God, you're looking good, moggie. How's life that? Well?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I'm going pretty grossy your mad dog, your six son
of a bee. God, we're having a real great run
of weather, aren't we.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Unbelievable?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Really, I don't know about the rest of the country,
and nor do I care. I only worry about myself.
That's the trick to getting through this wife Keezy numadow Uno.
At all times, weather's been great mentally loving it, beautiful, ituums,
magnificent and all the better for getting to sit next
to me old make keesy.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
How are you brother? Ah? Thanks Moogie? You're going pretty
good man, Pretty good? Yeah, pretty stoked night.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Yeah, I am physic.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah yeah? Who you going for?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Newcastle?

Speaker 3 (01:38):
So close New South Wales?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No Newcastle?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Cool?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Cool cool?

Speaker 3 (01:43):
How are you today, Jason?

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Good, Thank you very well. Can't complain like Mogi loving
this weather at the moment. It is unbelievable. Just wandering
around the city, just checking stuff out, good stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It's great. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Hey now listen speaking of the rugby league, let you
do this. What's coming up on the show, Mogi?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
What's happening on the Big show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Another opportunity for you to join our gang, the Hodaki Gang,
that is, we've got an opportunity coming up later on
the show. Listening out for the Q to call and
you could get into the drawer to win one of
two street Dogs electric motorcycles. Jas How good? Can I
just say we did a promo on them recently and
you two both looked incredibly sexy on them. Yeah, thank you,
just great, great work. I know that people are listening

(02:29):
just because they saw you semi nude on those bikes.
Also a bit to hire a hobby content. Yes, we'll
be talking to the legend of New South Wales rugby
League Josh Reynolds later on in the show to have
a little bit of a chat about the upcoming state
of game one that kicks off this evening, and coming
up next we bring back the Big Pole.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, man, Jason's had a shocker.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Man, you want to stick around for this. I'm telling
you this is one of the all time shockers, absolute shocking.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
In the meantime, here's a Stone Temple pilot.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
For the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
Hodarchy US.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Indeed, Pluto there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock,
which means it's time for.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Pole. That's right, yellers. In today's Big Pole is do
you like having wheeze on your feet?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Or no?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's a good one.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Ye're nice?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Yeah, Okay, So we're going to explain.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
We're going to explain this one. So what's come about
here is just in the idle chit chat that we
sort of have them between breaks here at the big show.
You'd be amazed what sort of things come out. And
every now and again you stumble across an interesting tidbit
about one of your fellow hosts. Yesterday, I believe it
was we're talking about drying ourselves post showing, and I
talk about the fact that when I'm drying myself, I'll

(03:54):
put my foot up on the toilet and then I
will use the towel to dry my foot and my leg.
You know, from knee down pretty much is what I'm doing. Keizer,
you were on board with that. Jace came in and said,
seat down, because I have the seat down close down.
Jason was against that. Jace, you have a different way

(04:16):
of doing it.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
I do it on the rim, and I'll tell you why,
an extra porcel. And there's a reason for that, yes,
and that is because I used to do it with
the lead down. But then one day I put my
foot too hard down on the rim and broke it
and cracked it. So from that moment on, I went,
I don't feel because I'm not very balanced when I'm

(04:38):
doing that. You know, I can bring a lot of
weight down, So I use the rim, the ceramic rim, Yeah,
because that's much firm and I'm not going to break that.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Can I just say that? When I dry my feet,
are you guys standing on like a floor mat or anything?

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, you know you shower matte.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
See, I've got a shower mat which is like a fabric,
absorbent fabric that dries the bottom of my feet and
then I just tell on the top of my feet,
so I don't put my foot up anywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
You see, because I can't reach the top of my feet.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, that's the thing, Casy. This is an age thing,
and we're talking about this yesterday. You need to bring
your foot as close as possible to your head and
particularly your arms and hands to enable you to do anything.
So yesterday I was having issues. I saw my untied shoelacers.
I said, unless there's a small wall between me and
the end of my day, those lacers are going to
stay untired. Similarly this and also when you put your

(05:26):
foot up, it allows you to dry in between the toes, right,
because otherwise you end up with ToeJam.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Like, I've never done that before. I've never dried between
my toes either, right, they just dry explains it. Well, No,
I don't have toejams, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
But I guess the interesting thing was that Jay's that
you do do that, which means that you end up
you jump out of the shower, you get urine all
over your feet, and then you just put your socks on.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Well that's presupposing though, that someone's urinating all over the rim.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Can I just say? But whilst recently Maggie and I
have much advocates for going where you sitting down, Yes,
which is the tidier way to do it. You're a
massive advocate you said for peeing straight into the middle
of the water. Yes, there is definitely wheeze on your room.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Absolutely, that's that's a possibility. But I mean, don't you
guys like urinate on your feet in the shower?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
You know how.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
There's always the famous stories of great wicket keepers how
they would urinate on their hands because it paffens up
your hands and your skin, and it's actually it's got
antibiotic qualities, youine, So I mean it's normal practice for
me to urinate on my feet whilst in the shower,
just to make sure they're nice and clean and germ free.

(06:43):
So the idea of putting it on a ceramic bowler
is neither.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Head no, And I'm not saying one thing is right
or wrong. No, but it was news to me, you see.
And what I get to do is I get to
learn about the other ways that people are doing things.
You and I do things a certain way. I don't
know how Pegs does it, now, I know how you
do it, Jas, but it to the big pole, which
is available there on our Hoadache Big Show Instagram page.
You can also text us on three for eight three

(07:06):
and for God. So give us a ring and just
give us your thoughts on this, you know, in my mind,
just a fascinating little thing. Question again, do you like
wheeze on your feet?

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yes or no?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Nine hundred Hodarchy is the number to call, by the way.
Otherwise you can vote on the Hcaky Big Shows Instagram
story beautiful and your feet super leathery then and tough Yeah,
tough as man, tough as old boots, tough as old
boots and all the walking I do as well, you know,
tough and that.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Goes straight through the lid of the of the shit.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Here's white stripes.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
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Speaker 2 (07:46):
Hodarky Faith No more there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show.
This it looks like it's going to piss down fellows,
to be honest with you, suddenly got very very dark.
But the time, incidentally, twenty four minutes past four o'clock.

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Speaker 2 (08:14):
Fellas, if you'll permit me, I want to get your
thoughts on something you were a cool It was a
little while ago, actually, I think it was on a
podcast outro We were chatting about where my wife and
I were going into town on a Sunday night. It was,
you know, about seven o'clock at night and we witnessed
a drug deal going down. You remember that little.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Chew wasn't a guy on a scooter.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Here was a guy on a scooter and four dudes
just before we got into at square right, and we
watched this drug deal go down. It was like, oh geez,
that was that was pretty full on. And then when
we were coming back from our meal, our meal, the
four guys that did the deal were all lying sort
of coma toos on the steps of a tear square.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
It work.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Whatever it was that they bought blew them away. Now, Fellas,
this is this is true, And I'm being honest here.
I've always been aware of drug deals sort of going
down in the city on the periphery, on the periphery
of my sort of consciousness. Today though I saw a
drug deal go down right in front of my eyes.

(09:14):
I'm not going to tell you the location of where
it went down, okay, but I saw it happen right
in front of my eyes, and I was like, wow,
that's pretty good, very efficient, very quick, and there's a
way of telling that by the way that they're interacting
and so forth. And then they dispersed very quickly and
once my eyes were opened, and this is not a

(09:37):
word of a lie, I saw another three drug deals
in a similar area, and it was like my mind
had suddenly been opened, and I was suddenly aware of
what was going on in front of me. And you'll
be aware of the fact that I've been thinking of
I want to start a business in the CBD, and
I'm thinking to myself, maybe that's the way for whety

(09:57):
J to go, because I reckon I'd be a pretty
good drug dealer.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Right.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Came like nine till twelve Monday to Fridays before the show,
a little bit of drug running, then come and you know,
we do this sort of prep for the show, and
then we do the show.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Your thoughts, Well, your last idea was to sell stickmegs
and cheese toasties.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yes, great, idea, idea, idea still.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Working on that fellas, it's still in the pipeline.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Yeah great. And then so your next idea is to
do something that is illegal and deal drugs. How do
you even go about starting to be a drug dealer?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Well, I mean I could. It's amazing because all of
these transactions happen within about thirty seconds. There's a dude
that approaches. There's a carve at parks right, Yeah, back
window down, the back seat, hand it out. Money goes
across package, goes across douche, They go in different directions.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
I'm a bit worried about you, though, because what does
that mean. Does that mean you've got an accomplice in
the back seat or are you driving along in the car?
You pull up, you jump into the back seat, you
wind down the window, make it seem like more than
a one man team, do the deal, jump back into
the front seat, and then drive off.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
That will be my That was what I was thinking, Mogi. Yeah,
because you want to create the illusion that there's more
than one of you envolved.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Where will you get the drugs from?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I mean, well, he's just saying these deals go down.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I'm not looking at I mean this, but.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
When you get the product.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Let's just say, as a top radio DJ, it's not
outside my capacity to find such things.

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, that's true, not that.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I'm advocating that kind of thing at all. I'm not
talking about but I'm taking the drugs. I'm talking about
other people paying me to take the But.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
This, this person has obviously got industrial quantities of this
illegal substance, Like you're saying, as a top radio DJ,
you could find key loads of drugs. I don't think
you need.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I would start light the other The other option is,
of course, and I just become a snitch.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Well, no, I think drug dealer is the one for you. Yeah,
I agree to be honest.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, because I'm very good at covidre. No, I'm very
good at not being noticed.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
No, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
I think you're a magnet for sort of street merchants
and you know, gutarets and all that sort of stuff.
You know, So and they're always coming up to you
for a yarn anyway, and they come up to you
and they're like, hey, I know you, and you're like, yeah,
I'm your new drug dealer. And then you can just
start things that way. So at least then when you're
having these interactions as you do every single day with
these freaks, yes, you actually get something out of it,

(12:24):
which is hard cash and to get that feeling that
you know that you've helped out somebody in your community.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Look, you've just given me a thought. Because I am
I can be a very distracting person on the street.
What I could do is get my wife involved, so
I create a diversion, right, she does the deal, so
she's the one doing the legal while people are going, oh,
you're that top radio DJ. Are you go? Yeah that's

(12:50):
right mate.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Backbone, backbone, yeah right. I mean I still think you
should be a snitch because you know you have.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Money and snitching.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
But he loves sticking his massive honker into other people's business.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Well that goes without saying. Yeah, just a thought.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Fell, It's just a thought.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
I think. At the other end, I don't mind the
time of day you're thinking either nine till twelve. Yeah,
people aren't ready for drugs at nine am most of
the time. You know, it's more of an evening pursuit.
Once you've got a few beers and you you start
making some bare decisions.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Maybe like midnight till three am or something.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Even straight after the show.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
During the show, Yeah, okay, calls on.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Why don't we take calls.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
On eight whatever? Call us one hundred hoadarchy right now,
would you like some of forty ja's drugs?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yeah, we'll take us three four eight three and then
we'll organize sort of ship. Yeah, what sort of things
you need us? No weight?

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, Jimmy pug sound. Can you take those orders and
I can. We'll just sort of itemize them and see
what I can do.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, hundred Hodark, you get in touch now if you'd
like some of Jason's drugs.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Four Queens of the Stone Age. There on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
thirty eight and G's fellows. I seem to us struck
a nerve here with my idea of becoming a drug runner.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yes, yeah, drug dealer. You've witnessed people doing drug deals
around the city, so you've decided you're going to start
doing it because you need.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Some more income, or you know, just to keep me
occupied during the day.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Feelers, And it's also a public service. I think people
struggle to find drugs. Yes, often you find drug dealers
aren't reliable. They can be in and out of jail
for various reasons, usually drugs. We were somewhat concerned, Jason,
you're going to be trying to sell drugs in the
morning nine till twelve, which is a terrible time because
normally people that take drugs will be suffering from the
effects of the drugs that they took the night before. Yes,
then the obvious, you know, the solution to that became,

(14:34):
why not deal drugs while we're on the radio show
going into the evening.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, I'm just a little bit concerned about the crossover
between my actual job and this is sort of periphery
work for me, you.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I don't want to blur the lines, Fellers.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Have you heard the saying don't shit with you eat?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:51):
That it is no bearing over this.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, don't let look at gift horus in the mouth.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Oh, yes, that does apply here, just doesn't tell you what, fellaws.
The phone lines are lighting up. Let's go to the
phone lines. Hello, Anonymous, good, I'm masterd Some of what
spots are you? What do you after there? Mate?

Speaker 6 (15:13):
Oh? Maybe some?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Okay, sweet ass? Yeah yeah, take that down with your keys.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
How many?

Speaker 2 (15:20):
How many are you talking?

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Oh? Just one for me and the missless.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Okay, sweet as, that's yeah, that's yeah, two, two at
sixty or we're doing three for fifty at the moment.

Speaker 6 (15:30):
Then oh well I could probably pop too, and she'll
probably need one.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah, okay, three, hang on, fellas, I mean, we had
it at two for sixty and you went three for fifty.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
Okay, yeah, keep you coming back. We've got to get
them addicted.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Zy, come hold the line, Anonymous, Thank you, we'll take
your order. Do you want to take another order? Shortly Fellas?

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Oh yeah, okay, yeah, let's go. I mean, if they're pouring,
get a run your head. What can I do for you? Mate?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Oh Roger, matey, I heard you were hen and I
caught the towel.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
End of it.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
So do you want drugs?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Do you like drugs? Men?

Speaker 7 (16:07):
I mean with prescription drugs. I thought were getting a
little bit older in the years, so a lot along
on the tooth as such. So there might be some
situations for the old joint situation.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
What do you know? What do you need? Man?

Speaker 3 (16:15):
What do you need coke? What are we talking? We've
got your heroin?

Speaker 7 (16:19):
Oh mate, no, that's Stralia for that situation, bloody.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
So look, ike is the number. The thing I'm worried
about as well, Jason, is where are you gonna get
supply from?

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Look, you know I don't want to expose my sources.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, you don't have to expose them. Do you have
a source? What what is that?

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Hey, akezy, don't just look at me and win Wink's
as good as a nod a stairs? Are thinking down
stairs for dancing? Right right?

Speaker 3 (16:58):
CAZy business at the front, party at the back. Right?
Do you want to go the okay? The lines are
lightning up? Do you want to keep taking people on on?

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Come back to them though?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Right? I mean sure, just quickly, we'll just hang on
hay any there? Yeah, Hey, what are you after man?

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Some of those blue diamonds, big stack, how we'll.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Put you down for four of those four blue diamonds
for okay, we'll just pop you on hold the hat
and Jason the hell's a blue.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Diamond one of those keys absolutely flying out the door
this weekend. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Okay, hugs, could you just get Hayden's number there? Yeah?
Good stuff mate?

Speaker 4 (17:36):
What if we send them toledos? Is that an option
and stead off? Or as well as maybe for the
day after.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
If you combine legal drugs with the sponsor's product, that
seems like a good idea.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
The Whole Archy Big Show which from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Gorillas on the Radio Hot Archy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four forty nine let's talk TV. What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, when I was I think flying back from Australia,
I watched a documentary on Don McGlashan. Yeah, Don mcglashon
the musician there. It's quite an interesting feller. I didn't
realize that he studied music. He grew up in a
very musical family. It was a bit of a nerd.
Actually played lots and lots of instruments and then joined

(18:37):
multiple bands that were huge in New Zealand. You'd probably
remember better than I, Jase. I can't remember the first one.
He was in the web pretty well. But then there
was one called The Front Lawn. The Front Lawn, Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,
that was you. Yeah, and they looked to be almost
like a comedy band, but they could write songs and
it was sort of had a political accent to it

(18:57):
as well. Yes, it did, sort of of critiquing New
Zealand society and what a male's role was in it.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Yes, I do remember The Front Lawn and they were
sort of satirical. Yeah, like I was trying to remember
who he actually was doing that with. But they were
huge for a while.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Yeah, absolutely massive, And then I think Don McGlashan lost
interest and eventually Mate went to the Mutton Birds and
all that sort of carry on a hugely successful career.
But it's quite interesting, isn't because you think about those
guys and you think they must be doing right because
the household names not broke broke for the vast majority
of his career. Unbelievable, really good documentary. Actually, So that

(19:34):
was on flight n Z four seven one Brisbane to Auckland.
I think it was about a five o'clock departure.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
Nice last week three and a half Buzzies three and
a half.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
The other thing about Don McGlashan too, does a lot
of stuff for schools, yeah, and kids, which is great. Fellers.
I don't really have much to add because I went
back to Flowers last night, the drama comedy series on
Tea in Z Plus. I'm into the second series now.
It is brilliant. I've said it before, I'll say it again,
brilliant four point nine Busy Flowers, Flowers.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Wowers, good stuff. Last night we sat down to watch
another episode of Celebrity Shoes or Island, New Zealand because
we haven't been watching it. We watched part of it stopped,
and then I went to put it on and I
was like, I'm not I don't want to watch it.
And so I think, for the first time in years,
I'm not going to watch the rest of the season.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Interesting keezy because I spoke to my wife, who secretly
watches that show. Yeah, and I said, Oh, how's it
going this season? What do you think of it?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
She went, yeah, yeah, it's just not it doesn't have
the fizz. I don't know why. So yeah, Unfortunately, I'm
probably going to stop him. I don't. I think we're
up to the point now where the finale is happening soon.
But I'm just I don't stay over it. I don't care.
I think it might be over it.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Hopefully he's grown up. Key, I don't know, we've matured
out of it.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I don't know if it's about being a mature little
while you're saying Hody Jay's wife is immature.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
I would never say that about here. No, she's got
an eternal youthfulness to her.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
The same as me.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Wow, hang on, what's it?

Speaker 5 (21:06):
So?

Speaker 3 (21:06):
People are still texting through on three four eight three
asking for drugs? Well, you reader, richda men, what about
this one here?

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Jase.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I mean, what are you offering? Because Anton's asking if
you've got maxag sick and or viagra both.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Yeah, Okay, we'll show Mark donating together though for God's sake.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, So if you have, hev just joined us. We
are currently dealing drugs throughout radio show three four eight three.
If you need me or Darky, here's a tune.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Black Sabbath The Hierarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in on.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Radio Black Sabbath on the Hidarcky Big Show four minutes
to five this Wednesday afternoon. Kezy and Mogi here and
Hoidy j was here. He went out, he went up
toilet and hasn't come back in times. I guess he's
missed that.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
That's right, one of the things that happens here. And
you guys won't know about this of course, but sometimes
you've got one song planned, sometimes you got two songs. Man,
you go to the toilet, you might think in your head,
I've got two songs. I've got heaps of time, and
then you find yourself off in the toilet and then
for example, Peg Sam will come sprinting and saying your
back on in twenty seconds or whatever.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Actually make you hang on. He's calling through one hundred
hoduck you hang on, Hucky?

Speaker 7 (22:17):
There you get?

Speaker 5 (22:19):
Is that Keysy?

Speaker 6 (22:20):
It's keysyte, it's me.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (22:23):
It's Horny j mate, listen, I'm sorry. I'm just WHI
I was going out, going for a spirit and the bars,
the bloody coppers is just pulled through the bloody doory
and it's a sixth s. Yeah mate, I'm just counting
the fellows that I'm just I've got it through the radio.
It's live them. It's just a mess of.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Toilet.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
What are you doing?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
My name, my name?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
Okay, hang up, hang up, hang out, hang up, hang up, Okay.
So I've got to drop him loose smoking. He's gone.
He's gone. So he's obviously got stung already for the Hurduky.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Was a drag deal with drag deal. It might have
been some kind of sick he was that to in
the toilet, well maybe, but it sounded pretty serious. Yeah,
probably both.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
So he's going to arrested.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
All right.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
That's the end of the Hducky Big Shows drug running scheme.
I guess.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Yeah, it's a shame.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
It is a shame actually shame.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Oh well look but probably taking the rest of the
week off at least I would say in the yea.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yeah, well listens, hey, just just to switch topics really quickly,
coming up after five, We've got a bone to pick
old Mogi. Also Josh Reynolds, Ozzie in Our Religion coming
on to chat state of Origin?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
How good?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
How good?

Speaker 1 (23:39):
The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Are your massive backbones. It is the Hurducky Big Show
for the twenty seventh of May twenty twenty six, and
as always, it is brought to you by Toledo's Natural,
a liter like beverages available at Toledo's dot Co dot
in zis Teleo if you just joined us. Hoidy j
went out to go Wheeze. Prior to that was running

(24:08):
a bit of a drug dealing ring using our show.
Whilst going Wheeze, Moggie, he was hit by a sting
operation rested. So who knows what's going to happen to him?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, absolutely no idea, but there you go. Justice has
been served. I guess god we'll get that quick, doesn't
he had been running drugs for more than maybe two breaks.
The next thing, you know, the long hand of the
law reaches out and grabs him. Well do you think
someone naked or I think it's definitely a narket here
he is.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Oh, Jason backman.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
There was full on Fellers.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
What happened? Did you get away?

Speaker 2 (24:39):
Oh no, they're going to continue after the show, just
questioning me. But it was. It was full on. The
big fans of the show, by the way, Yeah, they
were listening in. She's no good, no good man.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
You just used your acting skills.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh mate, they're actually good barsards. But they were like
ten of them. It was pretty overwhelming on a flat
on the summit. They got tasted.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
They tasted.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
They what I was going to say yourself? Yeah, I
pissed myself. You know, well have you ever been tasting, buddy?
But they've been listening in. They know everything. They know everything, man, Fellas.
They said, I was looking ten fifteen years there, Yeah,
ten or fifteen. I'm too old to go ten or

(25:24):
fifteen years. And they say my only alternative was if
I named names.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
Just do I want to name you?

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Won't do that. I can't do ten fifteen years.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
What are you saying?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Look, I pissed my pants. I can't do They killed
me in there.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Do you understand what I said?

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Would?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
I had to give them names?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Fellas?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
Whose names did you give them?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
Well?

Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, PUDs was one of them, Keezy, what I kept
you out of it? Mogi, I kept you out of that, cheers,
But PUDs in my are Keysy. I had to give
him some names. They've gone to your house now, I say,
could you just leave it? You'll after the show because
they want to talk to your wife. Yeah, Pat, they're

(26:07):
going to talk to you after you finish. If you
could just I'm sorry, man, I I can't do.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
You actually lasted longer than I thought. I thought you
would have rolled even quicker than that, but it was
about eight minutes.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
It was listening.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
No, look, I did it immediately because I pissed myself
and oh my, that was full on.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Yes. So they're at my house now.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Yeah, there's a couple just waiting outside for after the show.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Kesey's of the happy first to finish the show. Okay,
but audio slave jas Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
The Hilarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Radio Weezer there on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this
Wednesday evening, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (26:52):
Hey Phil, it's been a big show.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
We'll tell me about it if you don't mind.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
I I do actually need to call a quick show meeting.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
Show me, show me. The meeting show meeting is now
in progress.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Its just something I noticed, particularly on yesterday's radio show
of the Big Show. When you're in radio, you try
and you know, there's a thing that you want to
end a break with a bit of a laugh, right,
it's cool. Kicker, kicker, And I just noticed a trend
and the kickers on yesterday's show. Here's an example.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I mean, we'd be happy to just churn up on
the open home before everyone arrives and add to the
steam account.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
So that was that was a kicker from yesterday. And
that was Jay suggesting that him and Moggi do poos
in my toilet.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Well on top of your poos.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Taken out of context, out of context, it's not as funny.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Sure, yeah, well it's not about you know, it's obviously funny.
It's just something I've noticed. Okay, here's another example. Here's
another kicker from yesterday's show. I could put you guys
both through it. Okay, see who's the sharpest?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Sure men want to see my bush show?

Speaker 4 (28:05):
See that that makes sense?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah that was a problem.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Then it makes sense. It's just a trend I am noticing. Okay,
And here's another one that I've got a big bush.
Here's another one, all right here, what's your favorite cat?

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Dear the balls? Well, the old Mountain oister, beautiful cut
of meat, good even totally.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
And it's just it was just a trend I've noticed lately,
and I just worry is the Big Show becoming too filthy?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Too filthy? You know what I mean? What's Yeah, the
thing with filth, Keezy is it's often in the eye
of the beholder. And by that what I mean is
the perception of filth. So what's filth to you or
I or you know that mother driving home with the
kids from school. Yeah, in the early late afternoon. You

(28:57):
know they're going to be completely different things. Now, are
we suitable for you know that mother and those children?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Parents, cool, Yes, I absolutely think so, but not for everyone.
And I think we need to be offering different things
on this station that that people can't find elsewhere.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
I agree. You see, my inclination here is to bring
more filth. I can't begin to tell you how much
I'm holding back on right. Okay, So it's a shock
to me that you even think that we have an
issue with filth.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Well, it's just you know, just there's just three examples
from yesterday's show alone.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
But if we put our heads together the keysy right,
oh yeah, bumper to bumper, bumper, just three amigosing the flesh,
you know what I'm saying, it sort of come up
with a few ways that we could strip out the filth.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
My consumer would be, would strip out the magic. Yeah,
I agree, the magic filth.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Look, I'm all for putting our heads together.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Might see that even that's starting to I don't want
to think too much, no.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Because it's it's all instinctial for me. Kesey. Yeah, I
know that, and I'm instinctively filthy.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
It was just it was just an idea. I was
just putting it forward that maybe we should nip it
in the bud. Wow, that's all I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Hm, nip it in the what and the bud? Oh
the bad oh?

Speaker 4 (30:16):
But it's not.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
But it's just forget it right.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
It's great day the Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Keyzy tune in on Radiodach the sons of Hodache.
Let's see who wants to ride with the street Dogs?

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Reckon?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
How good a feels the old street dog?

Speaker 3 (30:46):
It's actually a new street dog.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Sweet airs, smooth airs, silent airs, cool airs?

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Is that the motto?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
I don't know, man, you're kind of you're taking all
the cool out of it.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Sure.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
A street dog is an electric motorbike made right here
in New Zealand's two options a street dog fifty if
you've got a car license, if you've got that one,
you've got a motorbike license though mogi like I do.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Then you can get the street dog x ah, Yeah,
which is the big fellow?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
How quick does that gokey?

Speaker 3 (31:16):
He's two hundred billion miles an hour?

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Wow, that's quick.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
We're a little bit less than there are. Both are stylish,
rebellious as hell, and fully e literate.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Now you can actually get them painted that the schemes, Yeah,
with whatever you want on it, a little logo something
like that, Jase, you could put a toledos or on
the side. Boys trip totally totally.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
The other thing too, is the style of the bike
is very much in line with the sort of seventies
cafe racer motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Sigh, yeah, yeah they were great.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Yeah, what what makes a cafe race?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Let's go to the phone line, Kie Campbell? You're mad? Barstart?
Hell's live?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah you're going pretty good?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Mate yourself?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
What do you do for a crash? Mate?

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Have you ever you ever popped the wheelie man?

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Any of my dreams?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Have you ever owned a mote of bike?

Speaker 4 (32:16):
D Campbell?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:18):
No to the old four wheel?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
Have you ever?

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Have you ever have you ever popped a wheelie man?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
That's a tea to see if you're lying the first time?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Great news for you, mate, you're in the jaws. Stand
the line in pak Sam will saw you out?

Speaker 4 (32:35):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Good on?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
You is going to win?

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I reckon? Get a look your mad bastard? How's life?

Speaker 8 (32:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Good mate? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (32:43):
Are you?

Speaker 5 (32:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Good? Thanks mate? What do you do for a cross
loop mechanic? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Yeah, you say you're a man?

Speaker 3 (32:53):
A few words? Man, I win?

Speaker 7 (32:56):
It's necessary?

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
What about you?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Man?

Speaker 4 (33:01):
How many lamp posts have you wheelied on a pushbike?

Speaker 5 (33:05):
I'll be honest, actually none.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
No, you're on the back wheel wheel man.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
He's good on the old front wheel though, Luke, yeah
sexual now mentor yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Good on you.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Luke. You look you want to join that gang? Man?

Speaker 4 (33:21):
I want to gang?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Yeah, sweetest, just like that.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
You're brother. First thing you're going to have to do
is take the fall for one of Jay's drug charge.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Your stripes. Hold the line there, Luke, Pugs, I will
put you in the drawer by more a philis.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah, man, Tommy, can you hear me? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:45):
Great, jealous, that's nice joke, Thank you, it's really good.
What was that Tommy from the song by the Who?
He was a dish, dumb and blind head. Sure played
the mean pen bull and Jason.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Hear me? There's the first music reference I think you've
ever made on the show. Well don't you?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Thanks fellows.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Hey Tommy man, you can to join our gang?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Oh yeah, yeah man?

Speaker 2 (34:11):
What are you running the vehicular? Wise at the moment, Tommy.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Uh, probably the worst choice a bmw ah right.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
You know that you can buy them, man, but can
you afford to own them?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Definitely not, Tommy, man, have you ever been in a
gang before? Men?

Speaker 5 (34:32):
Not know?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Okay, okay, good teach, teach.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Good stuff mate. Well you're in the drawer as well.
Tell me standing the line packs.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
We look after you all right, Hey fellas, I think
we're actually giving away the first of those two motorcycles
this Friday. Really seriously on the Big Show, are we?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Yeah, man speaking, I'm exciting up nickt. We're going to
chat to New South Wales former player exciting is an
NRL start now retired Josh Reynolds.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Oh yeah, Joshi.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Played for Canary Bankstown Bulldogs and also the Tigers. Yeah,
and we're gonna a young time about site, state of Origin,
Game Seals, The.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
This indeed Temple of the Dog there on the Radio
Hoducky Big Show. This glorious Wednesday evening and follows. Are
we fizzing about tonight? We love our rugby league, don't we?
We love our rugby League and of course state of
vote tonight and we thought, you know what we need
to do. We need to get a legend on a
rugby league legend and we've managed to secure the one

(35:39):
and only Josh Reynolds. Get a Josh your mayor, barsd
How's life.

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Oh, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (35:45):
Boy?

Speaker 5 (35:46):
I was gonna say, who's on with me? I'd love
to have a chat with him, but no, Honestly, boys,
I'm literally out of the front of a course stadium
right now.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Do you get kicked out?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I'm waiting to get in, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Josh, it's a huge time, a huge time of year
for you. Man, you're a Belmore kid. You must have
blue running through your veins. A little bit different here
in New Zealand, but over in Australia it really stops,
doesn't it. What's the feeling on the ground over there.
It doesn't feel like it's been as full on as
previous years. It feels like she's pretty even.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Yeah, you're not wrong, it's you know, it is a
big occasion. Yeah, I know the country stops for the
Melbourne Cup, but state of origin is not too far
away from that. And interesting week, hasn't it been? You know?
It was all going smooth and then all of a sudden,
Mitchie Moses pulls the hemmy and young Heathan Strange gets
an opportunity on debut at Home to I suppose, representing

(36:46):
family state in the club he plays for, and there's
no no better stage for him. I think he suits it.
I think he's a running five eight that really will
take go towards the game. And even though Mitch is
a big loss, I think he's kicking game will be
a big loss.

Speaker 4 (37:00):
I reckon he's going to choke Manoa.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Whoa ah, but no, it's it's a big occasion. But
this is a thing Queensland are going to do. What
Queensland do? The sub stories, the violin.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Of it.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Mate, They've got three of the best players in the game.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Well, that's it's going.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
To be a big occasion.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
That's the thing, Josh. They do have some of the
biggest players in the game. And New South Wales as well.
Who's the team that I support. We're actually lacking a
lot of huge names. To you the trail, Mitchell's your
your Paying Hesses, your your Tommy Turbos as well. But
what is it about the origin stage that when a
new person comes in they seem to step up and
and just deliver.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
We'll tell you what it is, boys, It's it's when
you get into camp if if if you're a debutante
or you're new to the side, you're getting grained in.
Who's warm the jersey before you. So I just remember
my first camp. I'm after the drinking session, which is
very fun. You obviously learn about what it means to
wear this jersey and and honestly, boys, there's a pressure

(38:09):
that comes with it because I remember sitting in the
lourew with my grandfather watching these guys, you know, just
hoping they could get a win for us. And when
you wear that jersey, you know, for me it was
the likes of you know, Freddie Fittler, who was my idol,
and Terry Lamb, like these guys have gone before you.
And if and if you don't realize what what arena
you're in, it's probably not for you. And that's why

(38:32):
it means so much to both days and what do.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
You think it means more to Queensland, Josh?

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Today, I actually had one of you know, Billy Walter's
Kevy Walter's son just literally text me randomly saying we
we get it more. I'm like, what do you get
about it? What do you get?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
But he's got a.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Bit more pissed on Caston Street.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
But even comments they had because it fires everyone up right.
We were just over there for Magic Round. It's the
third year we've been over there and we've been blown
away by how you know, it's a lot of competition
between clubs, but you know it's super friendly. Everyone gets
on the hammer together and it's just really at its
heart celebrating rugby league. I mean there's a lot more
fire when it comes to Origin, but you know, people

(39:19):
just love the game.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
They do mane and I was that magic round as well,
and mate the Wars they leave the charge. I'll tell
you that much. On and off the field. I see
God done the march. I tried to do the march
with the with the Warriors fans down, but they kicked
me out that I wasn't in or didn't know I
didn't have enough bees under my belt. But no, it's
one of those things in there. That's all I love
about the game. You know, it's you get the magic everyone.

(39:45):
There's no carry on, you know, it's all just it's
all in good stead and everyone's having a good time.
But I'll tell you what it changes tonight boys, and
if you're a Queensland that we're in that Jersey tonight
here in Sydney very hostile.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, bloody good gosh. One last question for I let
you go mate. I'm currently running a bit of a
pot over here in New Zealand where I have to
place punts using money that the listeners have put forward.
I'm currently well, thanks Jace, I'm currently zero from thirty
punts and I've lost three and a half grand of
the listener's money.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Well, I'm assuming they'd be a big seeing of you, mate.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
No not, but that's pretty standard. If you could give
me one just punt that you think might come and
no pressure. But I just just would be nice to
have someone else's name written alongside these punts as well.

Speaker 5 (40:32):
Yeah, take me down with ya. What if you want
me to give you a bit of a same game?
You see one like you just want one that's.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Just one relatively safe punt.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
You know what? I really like the battle tonight of
the Hammer that the to Tony Stags okay through very
aggressive centers that want the ball, so I think they
might get one each, so both of them to score.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Okay stags and hamiso tabio feedo tos thoughts to score.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I like that and just I've seeing that one with
Queensland thirteen plus Mike.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Thirteen plus Queen and yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Okay, josh A Joosh Reynolds. Mate, we appreciate your time
you and Jorda tonight all right.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Her boy, Thank you mate, thank you so much for.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Hodarchyes, indeed, Pink Floyd there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. The time is five minutes to
six o'clock. And I tell you what fellas jam packed
after sex?

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Certainly is Jason before you get to that man State
of Origin game one tonight ten o'clock. Yes, New South
Wales taking on Queensland. I am running another pot with Bitcher,
which is where the listeners will jump into one little forum.
They put a wee bit of money and then old
Keesy places the bits. Fun fact currently zero and thirty ye.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
Is it easier if people just burn their money?

Speaker 3 (41:52):
I mean years? But it's quite often a digital form nowadays, right,
so you know you can't transfer it to you and
then you on the bear trap?

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeahzi, Are you able to tell me at this stage
how the pot's looking, given your track records are yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Well, surprisingly it's up at about seven hundred dollars current
still a significant hit, still a significant hurt.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
However, people have learned their lessons.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
This isn't the Warriors. That's the state of origin. So
you've got Wars fans and then you've got next level
leagues who love watching. The Aussie state of origin.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Is not for everyone, as we're finding out here. If
you got any idea about what beat you might place
cas because once again, you know you're a New South walesman,
you're gonna bet with your heart. You're obviously not going
to bet with your heart in the sense that you're
bet with your own money. You're not going to bet
with other people's money and lose that. But what do
you what are you thinking? Okay, so I've got a
couple of things going. I think James Todesko fallback for
New South Wales to score.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
And maybe be mad in the match. That's a ridiculous,
but that's if New South Wales win. Yeah, he will
likely be man in the match. I also think Munster,
who's had a bad he plays for Queensland, who's had
a kind of bad season, right, he come back, maybe
mad of the match and reignite Melbourne season.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Now, in terms of do you hear what you said, Jason,
We've got a player in there who's been ship house all.
Yeh know, he's been good the last two lost last
week he was good, but he has been terrible all year.
So he's going to come back. I'm going to put
money on him to be man of the match, the
best player on the field and makes the best players
on the field and the whole calm.

Speaker 5 (43:20):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
I want to get involved because I know in terms
of laundry money, this is a good way to go
because it is gone. You can forget it.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
Yeah, if you want to join the part. If you
want to join the parts, download the Bitch app there,
go to bits, social Type and Backbone and you can
join in. You can chat with me, suggest stuff. People
are already suggesting bets and all sorts of stuff. It
closes just before the game.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Essentially, what you're doing is you're paying for the privilege
because there's a chat segment in there, right, You're paying
for the privilege to drag you as you lose all
these bets. That's really what it is.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
And also at ten o'clock on a Wednesday, not everyone
is awake watching State of Origin. If you're on your own,
you might want to jump in the chat. There have
a bit of.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I'll be awake all right, Oh will you? I don't
miss state of those where time is it?

Speaker 6 (44:01):
What?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Ten?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Sydney, Sydney.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
That's right, So bitch, app bit, social type and Backbone
joined the part. Riten Bit responsibly fellas what is coming
up after six Joe.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
We've got a bit of meat Patty Knap action, We've
got the results of our big poll. And also there
was a bit of a controversy earlier in the show,
which we'll be touching on again. I believe.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Hold Ikey, welcome back your massive bagbones. I hope you've
got through your hump day. Tickety boo. You're listening to
the Big Show, incidentally brought to you by Toledo.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
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Speaker 4 (44:43):
Toed.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Hey, what's your teak? Easy?

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I don't know. I've just messaged my wife to ask,
but she hasn't tixed back yet. I take that, man, Hey,
what's for dinner?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
I said to I texted my wife about ten minutes
go and I said what are your thoughts for dinner?
Maybe out in the town And she said, oh, I've
started cooking some stuff. She said, but I can stop
there and meet and still go out on the town.
And I went, Nana, I love your home cooking.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Get it done?

Speaker 3 (45:15):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Though?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Really I didn't dare ask?

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Why do you say you didn't dare ask?

Speaker 2 (45:21):
She gets very riled up. Keysy if I ask you.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Oh, I just text my wife said hey, quick, important, important, quick,
and she responded burrito bowl. A burrito bowl. So that's
spicy chili, mince. There'll be some sort of red beans
in there. What are the red beans called kidney bean?
Spicy ones, some corn, There'll probably be some avocado. There'll

(45:48):
be letters to Marti and I think a bit of
rice and you stir that around, some hot sauce and
a bit of there. Just get a pile or something
on the way home. To be honest, I'm not stoked
about that, is it. We might actually have wraps in
the cover. It's the word bowl. Yeah, I just talking
about the word actually have and a wrap. I'll just
have a burrita very fashionable. The bowl would.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Take the burrito and I'd put some cheese, and then
I do that stuff and then I put it in
the sandwich press that's a burrito, and then anyway, but
i'd take the rap, you know what I mean. Then
i'd open it up and then I'd put all the
clarity stuff in there, and then I would be excited
about that. But just even the ingredients just in the
bowl there. I think she's taken. She's taking the purse
out of me. I mean, that's a full on, isn't it.
She's a shocking She's making me dinner, man, I mean,

(46:32):
I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I'll be I'll be grateful for whatever is put on
my plate.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Are you taking the pett mate? I've just texted that
to see what she sah, just find out.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Just see what she says, wait for her to respond.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
But in the meantime, Fellows, I can tell you what
I'm having for dinner. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
I'm listening to the show, damn it.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Okay, yeah, I don't know. I'm just going to eat
something when I get home because I've got a bit
on tonight. But I won't tell you what's happening tonight
in my world until I until we get to the
end of the show that I'll save it. Oh wow,
there's a bit on myself. There's a bit on I'll
tell you that much.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Bit of stuff on. Hey you reminder, if you have
texted the word hubby, you to three four eight three
and told us something you needed to give you a
bit of a renovation on, we could be calling you
soon giving you a one hundred dollars hire a hubby
about you.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah, good, that is the best.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Here's garbage the Hillarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Tune in four on Radio Lincoln Park. There on the
radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday evening. Now our good
mates and hire a hobby. You're back on board fellers
offering their services out there. So we've been saying to
the people, if you need stuff done around your house
that you can't be asked doing yourself, or maybe you're
simply not capable of doing it, text us on three

(47:56):
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hundred dollars I hire a Harby voucher.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
That's right. It takes hubby to three four eight three.
You get a one hundred dollar voucher. If we call
you back and you're in the draw of five hundred
dollars worth bloody oaks just coming Friday, Summriday? Is it
someone who did exactly that? Was Tanya? Hello Tanya? How
are you?

Speaker 6 (48:14):
Hum?

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Well?

Speaker 7 (48:15):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (48:15):
How are you very good?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
Thanks? Tany? What do you do for a crust mate?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Me? I'm in recruitment, recruit people ah into a gang
back bone.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
People.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, tell me tell me Tan. Yeah, you're a bit
of a DIY type person or you prefer to let
other people do that.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Absolutely, let other people do it.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, are the same.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
I'm the same. So what are you needing?

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Lyn?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Tanna give us an idea?

Speaker 6 (48:44):
So we bought a.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
Little house in the mound for base you kind of
out of kuckey and the deck. The deck is supporting
a part, so it just a little fixed me up.
My husband's a bit of a mess man.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
He's an accountan, so he's not y right, you're saying
off here that he's useless.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
All right?

Speaker 3 (49:02):
So you need you need horror Habby to have you
fixed your deck and add a tuckey in the beautiful
bad plenty of the beautiful spot by that do you
got a bay wave of Antania bey waves? I don't actually, Yeah,
all right, well the good news this time you've got
a hundred dollar hr Habby voucher and you're in the
drawer for that five hundred dollars voucher at the end
of the week.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
All right, awesome, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Wor pugs will take care of you there. Don't forget upgrade.
You're living space without the blunders. Real rehinots from real
hobby legionds hit up highre a hobby.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Let's just reminded me of my dick actually at my place.

Speaker 3 (49:36):
The shambles. It's the one that your builder fell through,
because it's so a.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Couple of times. Hey, right now it's time for.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Here.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
We were in a big polar earlier earlier on in
the show, do you like wheeze on your feet? Yes
or no? Classic question? And this came out of the
back of learning something about whaty jay, which is he
after having a shower, he rests his foot on the
on the toilet bowl with the seat still up, so
essentially reses his foot on wheeze.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
And feces on the porcelain and then drives his leg.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Whereas keysy myself, we put the seat down if at all,
and then do it that way. So it was just
it wasn't that, Jason, that I thought there was anything
wrong with the fact that you do that, more than
I was interested to know how many other people there
are like you out there in the wild.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
I've got to say on that front that I've never
seen weeze and feces on the porcelain bowl.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
But you can't see three inches in front of that
massive honker ure, so you know.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
But I also say, you know you'rein out of my
feet all the time in the showers. That's no biggie
for me.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I know that's the thing. You love it? What do
you reckon the score? The percentage split would have been there,
What was.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
The question to give do you want do you like weeves?
I'm going to say the majority of people would say no, Yeah,
maybe seventy thirty or six forty something like that, to know,
I don't like wheeze on my feet.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Sixty one to thirty nine say no, they do not
want weeze on their feet. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Isn't that interesting?

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
But what's the interesting now?

Speaker 3 (51:13):
Thing? To me? Is it?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Forty percent love it?

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yes? Yes?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
And also the question we asked was do you like
weeeze on your feet and forty percent people like, yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
We do, Yeah, I do. Why are you even asking
us that question?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
So I guess whilst we are still on the right
Hordy Jay, you're not on your own?

Speaker 4 (51:27):
Yeah exactly? Could you know you have been in the past?

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Yeah, good to know.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Hey. Now coming up next on the show, we had
a bit of a dramatic start to the show earlier today.
It was probably one of the most intense things to give.
It happen on the Big Show. We're going to replay
that moment for you shortly.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
The Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four on Radio Hoky.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
The Chemical Brothers there on the radio. Hold Arky Big
Show this Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Evening, Fellas. Right now, in twenty percent of Kiwi children
are living in households where food regularly runs out. That
is one in five key we kids who urgently need
our support. We're urging the listeners to give twenty bucks
to Kids Can to help provide more food and meet
the increasing need. If you are keen to help out,
donate to Kids Cans twenty for twenty appeal at twenty.
The number twenty for twenty dot org dot z. That

(52:16):
is twenty the number. If O are the word twenty
the number again dot org dot z in twenty for
twenty dot.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Then get into it, gets stuck into Give more than
that if you.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Can, totally, But twenty bucks is what they're after.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
You're beautiful.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I should we give out some advice.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
I think somail dot com get in touchailer's really email address?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Meet patting up sixty nine at gmail dot com. Stn't
you run low? Actually, failers, We've got a few of
our sleeve. But just a reminder if you do need
advice on anything and you'd like a prize if it
gets read out on the show, Meet patting up sixty
nine at gmail dot com. Alright, one hundred percent of
nine of yes. This one comes in from anonymous Hello,
big show.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
Hello, Hi.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
My wedding is within the next year. My fiance has
given me the task of finding someone to officiate. I'm
not sure where to starting. I'll do it what ind Hoiity, Janus,
Massive Sniffer, Mogi, or Birdshit Chris do for their weddings.
On a side note, how much would the price be
for jizbot to officiate my wedding. I can promise he'll

(53:25):
be in his hotel room by eight pm so he
can take his important calls from Keesy's wife. She will
be in tears, of course, just a thought. This is
a serious offer about Jays officiating chairs.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I've actually been asked quite a bit to do weddings,
but I'm not. I'm not a what do you call it,
a or a priest. It's actually something that's very popular
among the acting fraternity. Have you found that made.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah, a lot of people sort of subsidize their income
and their their profession. It's a kind of a performance,
I guess it is. I'm gonna be very careful that
you get upstaged on your own wedding day by some
out of work scumbag actor. But you get you know,
you weed them out as you go along. Yeah, I
mean it's a tricky one in the day. Of course,

(54:10):
back in the you just get the local priest, you
top priest here. It's no such thing. Can't be trusted
with it. Key really is that? That's just what God said,
apparently from God's lips. We just do what God says.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
God have lips.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Yeah, he was made man has been made in God's form.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So it's a tricky one. Back
in the day, it was it was taken out of
your hands. You sort of go there. You would have
the wedding, the priest would talk about God for an
hour and a half and then by the end of
it you'd be married. Yes, but now people like you
to focus a bit more on the family.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah. Look what I did for mine is our midwife.

Speaker 4 (54:48):
Oh yeah, yeah, check of all trade.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
She was also a celebrant and we knew her very well.
We said, hey, babe, you'd be our celebrant and yeah, right, ah,
that's because.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Your wife was heavily pregient at the time though, right.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Yes, yeah, well yeah, cavern or bases crossover, real chance
of a yeah, a cross over there.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Yeah, there was the possibility that she could have given
birth on the day.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Oh incredibly, what happened, and what a beautiful day it was? There, Jay,
she had that made of yours that supplied the house.
Was that Jason his wife actually exchanged vowels and rings. Well,
Jason's wife was in the stirrups.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
It was poor. There was a lot going on. I mean,
there was a lot going on. In the show today,
but not compared to my wedding day.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, I guess the advice is find someone.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
You know, just open up the phone book and just
stick your finger in there some where. Any barster can
do it.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
Jamie Finger and Jace are you open to doing his wedding?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Yeah? Totally man, really yeah? Five k?

Speaker 4 (55:50):
Five k?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
All right, how's it get in touch?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Well? Just three pugs.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Look, this is.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
The whole Key Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Darkey.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
Well do you get your mare swards? That's the Big
Show down and dusted. This Wednesday night, we cracked midweek
fellows Now in the podcast outro, which is bonus material
we do before the show. What's the clip today? Keys?
He what's it titles?

Speaker 3 (56:21):
To be honest, man, we discussed potentially changing the name
of the podcast.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Yeah, So here is a clip and it comes out
at seven thirty tonight, a little bit of a yeah,
I change as good as a whole we feel about
the Big Show. No, I think that's pushing it too far.
I think if we were to change the name of our.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Radio in general.

Speaker 9 (56:42):
Oh not bad, yeah, bad bad, Yeah, we might run
there at some point during the week, we're looking to
rebrand and rename our podcast to try and consider it
to new heights.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
We're sort of bottomed out with our numbers and we're
thinking may be a new new name.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Have we bottomed out?

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Oh? Absolutely bottomed out. Really, there's enough filth in it,
We know that much from all the you know, the yeah,
thank you, thank you, You're welcome, and so the filth
of all is perfect. But there's a feeling that the name, the.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Outro, leaves a lot to be desired, to be desired.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
It doesn't inspire.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
It doesn't inspire, like if you're going through then on
Spotify you go past it. You want to think the outro?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So any ideas you email them? I
believe to pugs yeah dot com Pugs. Pugs has had
a shocker at gmail dot com sixty nine. Okay, I
feel like this email just doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Now, listen, mag you've got an exciting night ahead of you. Well,
I'll tell you what, man, I've got to go to
a play. Yes, he's going to go to a play.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Then I've got to race home because Kezy has got
Game of two Halves on tonight. Oh yeah, I can
watch it anywhere on Sky TV on Sky Sports.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Although if you miss it you don't have Sky It's
on every Friday after seven days on TV.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Throw just in case.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
And there's another show that's fresh out called Bust Up
and that's on Neon and that's a New Zealand show,
so I got to watch that as well, and then
I'm going to go to bed probably and then sorry,
the Origins on. We're going to put some money on
Old Keesy over here and we're going to get into
the Origin. But there's going to be a big thunderstorm
in that one, so probably that won't kick off to
eleven thirty midnight.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Yeah, so late night for old Mogie.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Yeah, big one. You have a late night though.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
What are you doing, Jayson?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Just going home?

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Sweet?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
What about you go home, have burritos with my wife,
put it a bed, and then watch that of Origin.
A few beersies, nah, maybe a wine? Maybe a wine?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (58:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Nice?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Hey. Check out the Instagram, check out the podcast Tell Tomorrow,
I see you later, Bye bye,

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