FULL SHOW: A King-Sized Throbber

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 3 (00:17):
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Speaker 4 (00:19):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
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Speaker 4 (00:40):
It's today, Moggie, you absolute stallion. How the hell's life?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
God?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Pretty grass, your mad dog, your six son of a bee.
I'm excited about this weekend, man, long weekend. You've hit
a few. It feels like we get a long weekend
every other weekend, one way or the other.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I'm not complaining, man, but absolutely thrilled to be here today,
especially because we're on the verge of another throbber.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Yeah, totally. I got to throw the bruin.

Speaker 7 (01:06):
It's kind of what. That's fine man, A hack all cheers. Hey,
I'm good things man, How are you?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's good? Keezy, Keezy, what's up on the big show.
Not really, We've got an amazing price to give away,
that's right.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
Are you referring to the Street Dog electric motorcycle that
we are giving away.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
The higher Hobby five hundred dollars voucher and that as.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
Well, but mainly up next, Oh, we're going to be
giving away the first of the two electric motorcycles courtesy.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Of Street Dog.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
Holy heck, have you got yourself in the competition? If
you got yourself in the drawer for that, it's part
of that competition. Make sure your phone is on because
we'll be calling someone in the next fifteen minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
We've had the earror before where people have gotten into
the drawer and white riders were about to draw it.
They all turn their phones off. Yeah, yeah, you've got
to leave your phone on.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
That's why we say it.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Um.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
You know, I'm gonna be honest with you, Fellers.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Never been into motorbikes, but these bikes turned me.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You've been into bikes though, you've been into guys that
are in.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Gang Yeah, totally, totally. Yeah, that's actually motorbikes themselves.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I thought you had to do CARDI Yeah I.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Did, I did, But you know that was like geez,
only twenty years ago. Now, these streak dog motorbikes are amazing.
So if you have been put in the drawer, for
God's sake, make sure you've got your phone on.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Don't ipplore you leave your phone on.

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Hey, Mogi, what's coming up of the show. What's happening
on the Big show with old Moji?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Well, I don't know if you've heard, but coming up
we drawing the winner of the street Doll. Keep your
phone on. Make sure you keep your phones on. For
God's sake, we've heard this before. Happen. People are turning
off their phone. Unbelievable. I'm telling you you haven't heard
that from us. Well, you always say leave your.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Phone on, yeah, ton it off afterwards.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Imagine if you you know, you were just tootooing around
and you turned it off and then you saw miss
call Yeah, and then it was like an amazing street
dog electric motorbike.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I've got a question for you, Jiz. Yes, when was
the last time you turned your phone off deliberately? I
can't turn my phone off.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Why, I don't know. It just doesn't turn off, right, Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, we've also got throbbers coming up. We've got higher
Habby winner five hundred dollar voucher plus a one hundred
dollars voutra as well. Potentially, We've got so many great
yarns I don't know what to do with myself, so
stay tuned.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
We've also got fat beats.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Fat beats, I forgot about those, so for God's sake,
don't tune your radio off.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Okay, here's Lincoln Parker.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
The Hurichy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarky,
the Sons of Hodachel. Let's see who wants to ride
with the street Dogs.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Yes, indeed, today's the day Fowlers.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
One of the days seven's gonna join.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
The Hodaki Gang and win themselves a brand spanking you
street Dog electric motorbike that's right.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Ft in motion, making it all possible. They're made right
here in New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
That's a huge part of it. I think the whole
thing is the whole thing is made here in New Zealand.
This is a New Zealand owned company, absolute backbones and
these bikes. If you haven't seen them, have a Google.
Don't do it now, keep your phone free, for God's sake,
give them a Google. Have a look and tell me
these bikes are bloody betul.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
There's two options to choose from.

Speaker 7 (04:45):
One if you've got a motorbike license, the x A
what is it called, sorry, it's the street dog XAR,
and then one if you have a car license, which
is the street dog fifty. Now if I was you,
I'd go get my motorbike license asap. Yes, I'd go
for the XR. You can then choose it to in
a scrambler or a street model. They'll change the tires
and stuff depending on whether you want to take it off.
How it's cool man. If you go on the website,

(05:06):
you can choose all the colors. You can choose what
excess or is. You can have a little surfboard holder
on the side. Oh it rules And as I say,
it's a classic cafe racer design. Very cool looking electric motorcycle.
I've ridden it. It's uncanny like the exhilaration and the
fact that it's silent freaks me out.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Can I say there's sexy? Yes, there's sexy man.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
They are sexy man? So should we do it fellas?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Should we call someone someone?

Speaker 5 (05:32):
Absolutely? They are fellas?

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Just out of curiosity, what color would you go for
if you had to choose black.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Ah, probably yellow like the Toledo's logo.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Right, you can probably actually get the Toledo's logo put
on it if you want to.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean, that's the idea.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Is that true? They better be true?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Okay? Sweet?

Speaker 5 (05:50):
All right? So I'm just punching in the number here.
Fellas were ready to go?

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You Who is?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I hope they answer?

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Oh? Come good? A is that Caine?

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I'll get a.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Man bastard.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
That's Tony J Magie and Kezy from the Big Show.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
How are you your backbones?

Speaker 5 (06:15):
You're good?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Caine?

Speaker 5 (06:16):
How are you? Mate?

Speaker 6 (06:18):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (06:18):
I'm bloody good now here in your voice? Just since
sixy stelling you?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Are you fired up for the long weekend?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Are you?

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Caine?

Speaker 6 (06:29):
I'm fired up now?

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Boys. You have absolutely made my day after a shit
of a Friday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Oh mate, Because I want to tell you right now, Kane,
You've just won yourself a brand new street Dog electrical
motor bike.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Yeah, good on you, Kane.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
Obviously you now have to join our gang as well
as the fishing you have to do is shave all
your hair off and get the gang tatoo?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Are you okay with that?

Speaker 6 (06:56):
I'm absolutely fine, my fat fellows.

Speaker 5 (06:58):
Okay, sweet dad, we should have actually lined up.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Have bloody that's going to make your long weekend, surely, Kane.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
That's already made. Boys, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
How bloody good?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
I just said someone walking to the shop and I
told them to hold on, I'm about to win a
motorbike and it's actually gone.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Have you actually got to do you have your motorcycle license? Man?

Speaker 10 (07:20):
Or that.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
My old man does?

Speaker 6 (07:23):
So I was going to guess it to him.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
What I'm saying, you do that, Kane, and then go
get your motorbike license as well.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Mate.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
It's a it's a bloody good idea. Also, i've just
seen here you live on the Port Hills and christ
Church there you're pretty good taking it around the old
hills of the Port Hills.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Oh mate, it's a stellar spot. I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, good on you mate.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Hey, well congratulations Caine. I hope you and your dad
enjoy it. It's an absolute beast, my friend.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
Oh, thank you, fellows, absolute legends.

Speaker 7 (07:54):
No worries, mate, I chuck you on. Hold there, old Pugshan,
I'll look after you.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
It's great, old bone.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
He's happy about that, and why wouldn't you be.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
Massive backbone and don't forget that is just the South
Island chapter Street Dog given away. We've got another one
to give away for the North Island chapter of the
Sons of Hodarchy Gang.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yes, how stoked is his dad gonna be?

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Not Caine's dead, of course, Kane's dad is going to
be riding on a beautiful machine.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
I see what you've done there, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
She had the Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Is indeed super grass there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this moody Friday afternoon fellas, and a huge congratulations
to Caine, our first winner of the Street Dog Electric Motorbike.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, he sounded stoked as well, and he was.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I was actually going up to Studio B Fellers very
quickly and he was talking to Pug Sun saying, you
need even put me in the draw. Pugs I had
to ring back three days in a row to get
on the draw.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
So he was absolutely stoked.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
He earned it the hard way.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, speaking of stoked, fellows, what a huge weekend we've
got coming up?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Ye, absolutely huge, long, long week long weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
King's birthday, King's birthday weekend, our opportunity to celebrate as
a nation, the King of England. Yes, you know, there
are some people that would say, you know, England's on
the other side of the world. Who cares. What relevance
does it have to us down here. They've got a
lot to answer for, scum of the earth, et cetera,
et cetera, et cetera. That's obviously not how the majority

(09:40):
of people feel.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Me. What a special man he is. He's a backbone.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Were not, obviously, but we don't really care. They'll do it.
It's just a long weekend.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Made Marcus in my cat. I mean ever since he
became king.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, I was like, finally, finally, how long has he
been waiting? Yeah, you know for that all his life?

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Keys totally.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I wasn't that fast on his mum. No, Elizabeth, Elizabeth
the Second's great first Elizabeth, great great old dut But
you don't even a second, shocking bastard. Ye, sickles are
always about Charles weapon, total weapon.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
You think you think.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Charles, I don't know if you know this, absolute stallion.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
He was married.

Speaker 7 (10:27):
I don't know if you know this to Princess Diana
Princess Diana, remember, yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I mean, and he didn't even like her. I tell
you what, what a legit.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
I bang on about Mogi all the time, What a
stallion he is. But the young Prince Charles Keys, Prince
the old and there's something very very sixy.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
About him now that he's king. Always have you seen
his fingers? Yeah, the giant, massive, thick bastards they are
imagine them runn into and the smaller back the kiss
he palsy and type.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Man.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
But I mean, you guys aren't actually celebrating, right, we're
just having a week. I'm going to have a We've
got a big barbecue. We get out there. The king
sausages we call them, Yes, big fat bastards. They are big,
juicy fat bastards.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
And you eat them, Oh yeah, you eat his hands.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well, you know, it's just sort of a tribute, little joke,
you know, because he's got that sort of physical deformity
or whatever it is.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
I sho tell you this, fellas, But my wife and I,
when you know Charles became king, went out and bought
a crockery seat. Oh yeah, in a royal King King
Charles crockery seat.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, King Charles Crockery, and so we'll be also known
as Royal Dalton, Royal Dalton. Yes, we'll be laying that out.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
You guys, well you're working over she's all going my
household Crockery.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
We have a big sort of you know, fistive celebration
of King Charlie.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yes, and of course to celebrate his wife, Queen Camilla.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
We finish off the sort of I guess you call
it a luncheon by sucking each other's toes.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on radio.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Read Chili Peppers here on the radio hoed Archy Big
Show this Friday afternoon. Speaking of witch fellas, I had
a Hell's ramen last night.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Oh yes, it's called no, it's called what is it
called death death Ramen?

Speaker 4 (12:36):
And I'm still paying the price today. Whatever happened to
Chili Hoyt? I love the Chilies. I just can't take
it anymore. I mean punching the quickies.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, it's just a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
But you're punching the quikies before you had the rama.
Yeah that's true. Yeah, I think you're getting on man.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
Yeah, just on that topic of having a heart attack.
I was reading an article today on the hero.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Well, I I don't know that having a heart It
was just more indigested.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
I'll put it to you that way. It does not
sound good. It sounds that it's bad news. But I
was reading an article today on the Herald. Six foods
that raise your heart attack risk and what to eat instead. Okay,
I thought would be quite interesting because a lot of
these foods are part of it. You know, it's pretty
standard key we diet.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Can I guess the first one?

Speaker 5 (13:22):
What's that? Jase Darries? Do you eat durries?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yes? Wow?

Speaker 7 (13:27):
No, durries aren't on there. Although yes, they probably would
increase your heart attack risk. I would imagine.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Wow, it's not in the top sex. It's not a
food though for some Have.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
You never heard of chewing tobaccy?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yes, I've heard. Do you swallow it? Yes? That's bad?

Speaker 3 (13:46):
Come on, man, cool?

Speaker 7 (13:48):
What what's where I was swallowing tobacco? Obviously you're not
supposed to swallow. It's supposed to spit it out. And
so is it called a spittoon that you spit it
out into? Fellers?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I swallow.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
Right, Okay, to be fair, that's probably the cleaner way
to do it. Yeah, let's miss have you have you
seen someone that's got like tobacco on your teeth. It's disgusting,
it's not good, not good. So the first thing you
should swap if you want to avoid a heart attack,
no one in particular jacere supermarket sauces. So you buy

(14:29):
like a jar of sauce to make a curry, you
just buy a jar of it ready to go.

Speaker 5 (14:34):
Really get rid of that, make your own with coconut
milk and.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
What forget that?

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Well, it's just it's not doesn't It doesn't take that
long to tomates coconut milk and a bit of like
curry paste of some flavor.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
But I don't use super markets.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
I tend to go to your boutique stores.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
And can also say you can't say boom. You can't
say a little bit of tomato pestes, a little bit
of coconut milk, a little bit of spices boom.

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Yeah you say that with the jar having the jar boom? Right,
It depends if you want a heart attack or not.
Dear well, saving a bit of time, swap ham for
chicken breast. So stop having your ham there and your
process meats.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
The process meats. They there goods. There's your bacons, your sausages.
All that's got to go.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Mind you luncheons, Okay, yeah, luncheons.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Yeah, because and cut it off the luncheon tree. It's
a vegetable.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Was a fruit.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
I was thinking it's confusions are because it's got the
veggies in it, the little peas and stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
True.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
And so I think you've been eating dog roll.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Yuls are the same thing.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, totally sorry.

Speaker 11 (15:50):
So Jason has been eating dog roll and swallowing tobacco.
And I'm going to come back and about now the
other three another time.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy
ac DC.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
The time is four fifty one.

Speaker 7 (16:14):
Fellas, we've teamed up with Hire a Hobby and we've
got another one hundred dollars voucher to give away if
you are keen, if you've got some reno jobs that
need do, and text the word Hubby to three four
eight three and include some information on the job that
you need done.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Also, later in the show.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
We're going to be calling one of the winners from
this week, including today's winner. You're giving them a five
hundred dollars hire a hobby voucher.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
How good?

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Then, Hubby to three four eight three, include some information
on the job you need done.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I tell you what Fellas? What is the time? It's
four point fifty two. Let's talk TV. What's on the
telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Yeah, that's right Fellas yesterday. Yeah, I love talking about
a movie that I watched, but I forgot that I
want to play the night before called Playfight, which is
only on an Auckland. I'm sorry went and saw that.
We gave it a bit of a plug yesterday. The
whole run sold out. After I went and saw the
player told you, Hordy J you've got to go. You
got to take the missus, got to take your daughter.
You're bugging around it's sold out. You can't go. That's true, man,

(17:16):
that's what you get. We found that out this morning,
much to my chagrin. But isn't it great that the
theater is selling out? How that's the second one we've
been involved with, Yes, not bad, and I last one.
I watched the first episode of a new show called
Bust Up, which is a Keiwi show which is available
on Neon and probably sky Go or Open or one

(17:36):
of those sort of things over there. And it's got
more gana O'Reilly in it. She is she is very
very good, and rue Mata Fox I think might be
the other lead in it. But it's got a real
who's who. It's set in a small town I think
up north. They're police officers. They're battling local thugs while

(17:59):
also dealing with an old relationship that the two of
them had. Oh yeah, watch one episode. I always give
the pilot episode a bit of a pass because you
have to jam so much stuff into it. But I'd
enjoyed it. I enjoyed it, and I think there'll be
plenty of it, So I let you know how we
go good stuff.

Speaker 7 (18:13):
Would you say that the first episode right as you
say you give it a pass because they've got to
cram all the information and set the world up for
their viewers. If you can hook someone with the first episode,
that's the sign of a very good TV show.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Often the best is when they're not trying to set
the world up up at all, when you just give
the audience credit and you just start the episode and
you allow people to work it out without having to
explain things to them, like they're idiots.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:36):
Like the first episode of Breaking Bad is what I
always think of, where it starts with the THERV crashing.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah, it's just like, oh, what's going on here? Exactly.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
The other great one is The Sopranos, which is the
all time, all time great. But yeah, three buzzing so
far and y bit of New Zealand content killing you.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
If it doesn't get me in the first five minutes,
I'm done.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You hear me?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Tell get me in five Minute's what I'm done. Right. Anyway,
last night I.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Was trying to find my Prime Video subscription.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
You're trying to find your subscription we're.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Looking for I'm still paying for Prime Video you, Yeah,
but I can't because it's not letting me do that,
and it's saying we'll give you a seven day free trial.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
So I don't want that. I want my subscription. God.
The part that I'm loving about this is that Casy'll
be hating.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
It, yeah, because it's just so obvious what's happening.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Just well, No, I can't log in because I tried
to change my password because it was saying and then
I changed my password. Then I logged in, and then
it went straight back to here's your free seven day trial.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
How long did you spend doing that chase? Forty five minutes?

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Yeah, whatever, but it was like a minute and it
gave up.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Well, actually my wife took over because I was efan
and Jeffery, did she do it?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
You know she didn't.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
She was I don't know why.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
What it's doing here? Get your daughter to do it?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, good plan.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
So what I ended up watching at the end of
the night, I finish off the brilliant series Flowers Now
tvn Z plus. What I will say about this, which
I haven't banged on enough about, is yes, it's a
brilliantly written show, but every one of the main actors
in that show is brilliant, all of their performances. There's

(20:27):
not one week link. They're all brilliant.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
And the guy that wrote it and directed.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
It is probably the most outstanding of them all. And
at the end of it, it's a real oof. It's
a real stomach punch. It's like, oh, man, love that comedy. Man, beautiful, great,
I'm upgrading it from a four point nine busies to
a full five.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
I'm watching it Flowers on TVNZ plus. There you go.

Speaker 7 (20:58):
After five o'clock, Fellers, the Friday Throbber, and of course
it's King's Birthday, so the theme is the King.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Oh, Jace, have you forgotten?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
We'll talk about this. Yeah, we'll talk about this after five.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in weekdays at four on Radio Hodachi.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
It's the Hole Big Shows, Friday Throbs, Hey.

Speaker 5 (21:32):
The Friday Throbber.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I hear you ask?

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Well, the Fellows on a Friday afternoon, we each choose
a tune to kick off your Friday celebrations, get you
in the mood.

Speaker 7 (21:42):
A Fellows especially important today because it's a long weekend. Yeah, boy,
the long weekend of course being King's birthday.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
So today's theme is King's Birthday. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
So, Jace, when I when I said just before five
o'clock that the King's Birthday theme Throbber was coming up,
you made a weird face, like a face like you
didn't realize it was themed.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Again, I don't know what you're talking about. Keys, Well,
that's interesting that you say that Jesse, because we were
out and about doing a few sponsors obligations earlier on today,
and as we drove back from the sponsors obligation into
the studio some two three hours ago, you said, oh god,
I didn't realize that it had a theme. And then

(22:23):
at that point could have changed it. And as far
as I can tell, has done nothing. Have you changed it?
Sure have, man?

Speaker 5 (22:31):
But do you want to go first?

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Then?

Speaker 5 (22:32):
What's your song?

Speaker 8 (22:33):
Man?

Speaker 4 (22:34):
It's called the Womb by Audio Slave.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
A great, great sign, a great show, no doubt about it.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Little known fact. It was written about Prince Charles.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
You have.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
You've had three hours to change it.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
You've had a shock. Jason's lying with his head on
the disk because he knows his ship.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
But the thing is, I would have taken two minutes
to find another song.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So yeah, god, I'm getting good about that one. All right.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
So you're disqualified, But no, you you're still playing up.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
For an stress as being disqualified. Okay, I honestly can't
something Metallica King Nothing, I think Metallica. Where's your crowd tea?

(23:42):
There's a tune Fellas here? He is some I'm old
to early two thousand.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Fellas I've got a bone to pick, all right, I
get a.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Bone to pick.

Speaker 10 (23:55):
I don't watch you make him up? Sitting in my
tone again a mad whatday stress?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
True press one question?

Speaker 7 (24:10):
That is King counted by King drinking King, Quinty by
kid drinking Mark. And it's the song where we get
I've got a bone to pick from?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Yes, yes, little effect And.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
It has the word king and the title joke.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
The whim isn't it?

Speaker 4 (24:28):
By audio slave written for Prince Charles? Oh yeah, so
you decide you Seid and give us give us a
call on our eight hundred Hodaki. In the meantime is
Block Party.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Four it's the Big Shows Friday Throba.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
Yes, indeed the Friday trapa weech pick of June. You
the audience decide the winner.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
And today we've gone with the theme in King's Birthday,
King's Birthday, And now we're going to go through the song. Now,
why don't we do this up first? Actually, so the
theme is King's Birthday, Keysy and myself have managed to
come up with it. Jase realized about three hours ago
that he hadn't chosen a song that was on theme.
Instead of replacing it, he did nothing, and we sort

(25:24):
of thought, well, we'll leave it in there and go
with you know, maybe it earns an Astres, but we've
got in the studio with us now, pugs aren't. Can
I just say though, nice to see it.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
By the way, what do you think of this whole thing?

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Man?

Speaker 12 (25:44):
I just if you guys want to mind, I just
wanted a moment, Jace.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
I just want to check.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Is everything right at home?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
Man?

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Good?

Speaker 12 (25:55):
If I can just finish, you're good, man, just just
because you know, I'm there are a lot of people
out there, and I'm sure, yeah, you'd agree with me
on three for three or eight that the Throbbers are
pretty sacred part of the show. Thanks, you know, and
you got you've been doing it for a long time now,
and I just want to make sure that you just
keep it on top of it, man, But do you
aford it for the show.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
And that's why I really knuckle down with this one,
because what people don't know is that audio Slave massive
anti royalists, and they always referred to Prince Charles as
the worm.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
That long weekend.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
I'm just sure, I've just googled here that the worm
is generally understood as being about Cornell's own experiences and
emotional struggles while growing up you generally, I mean, there's
that side of it.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
And also the fact that Jace was in the car
with me and said, oh, I didn't realize I haven't
chosen a song that's on topic.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
So and then didn't change it, and then didn't change it.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
So I think what you're saying pegsign is right, and
you said it off here, and that is that you know,
last time we gave you an asterisk on this occasion,
if Jace was to win it and get another s's
actually happening is you can just go ahead and choose
any song you want. You don't have to worry about
when the theme gets named, and you deprive it like
a really good idea, hang on, and you're depriving people,
other people who have taken the theme seriously, the opportunity

(27:13):
to win without an.

Speaker 12 (27:13):
Astrais I didn't say it myself, true story.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
I actually don't care about the first that particular post
that the theme was on.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
And that's fair enough. Yeah, And how came you didn't
change it? Because because I think that's a great tune.

Speaker 12 (27:30):
And I couldn't be bothered you were going to say
asked It was just about to fall.

Speaker 7 (27:34):
Out, all right, well as hoy j disqualified, Yes you
are squalified. Okay, so it is now between myself and
Mogi Mogi.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
This is the song you chose.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Where your clown?

Speaker 7 (28:02):
That isn't tune Metallica. There king nothing very on topic.
I chose King Quinte by Kendrick Lamar hitch wag you
when I.

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Was fucking now when again?

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Get the whole world.

Speaker 10 (28:12):
To everybody want to get the legs up that man
ticket hitchweg you when knows fuck?

Speaker 7 (28:19):
Of course it is up to the audience on eight
hundred Hodarchy Jase.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
If you want, man, you can go to the.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Line show man this do it?

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Get a hate in your mad Barstard Hell's Live, great fellas.
Good on you mate, What are you running with the hato?

Speaker 5 (28:32):
It's a real crime, shame that you're a disqualified JA.
So I was gonna go for you, but I'm going
to go for.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Good.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
You've got great taste. May have a good long weekend.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Alright, good stuff, mate, get a neck your man.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Barst Holl's life Happy long weekend fellows.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, and to you mate, into you what are you
running with?

Speaker 10 (28:51):
Their?

Speaker 5 (28:51):
Nick?

Speaker 6 (28:52):
I gotta go with Snogie's.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Yeah nice, it's gonna be Gary. That's the deciders. Get
a Gary, a mad Bassett Holl's life Hey all good,
good on you.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
May sounds like a Kendrick Lamartine key yours these absolute ship.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
I was going to go, I'll say, long live, long
Live the King?

Speaker 5 (29:21):
What he just so you're voting for Jay, some of those.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I would have I would have, okay, because I've only
got you know, yours was ship with Old there with Old.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
Yeah yeah, Magi wins the King with help from Gary
from Wellington, who's clearly steamed.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
King nothing from Metallica. Let's play out.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
For the whole archy. Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Indeed Fridays Robert then Telica King. Nothing feels feels stemming.
A quick look at the old Throbert scoreboard. There feelers
way out in front. Eight wins this year Old Mogi
he is congratulations, mats going well good.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
It's good to be a part of it, Can I
say that?

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Man?

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (30:10):
And to win with integrity as well.

Speaker 3 (30:12):
The Throbber is such a special special competition.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Listeners love it long.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
It's been a cornerstone of the show since day dots, and.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
The good thing about it is it's pretty low if
at max return, you know.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
I mean, there's not much you have to put into
it for everyone to come out happy.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Exactly. Second place, Kezy on sex looking pretty good.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
There as you get it as well. This is a
guy that's got Throbber in his veins. He understands that
he respects.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
Yeah, yeah, and coming last on five with two asterisks,
I think you should have an asterisk now, the reason being.
The reason was my other one for though, because you
chose meat plow. What was the theme for that one?

(31:01):
It was magic round, it was magic ground, and your
theme was meat flou.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
To each other.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
It couldn't be a more appropriate.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
So which you didn't think of until somebody else thought
of it for you and texted that. Anyway, Well, yeah,
let's try to explain the estisk situation.

Speaker 7 (31:19):
So Jace, you already have one, definitely for choosing meat Plow,
which wasn't on theme, and then today we've taken it
one further. You had a chance to change your Throbber
three hours ago. You knew it wasn't on theme, which
was King's birthday. You chose the worm by audio slave anyway.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Poets say not three hours ago.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Sorry two and a half hours ago.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Pugs was furious, so he came in agreed that we
should disqualify you.

Speaker 5 (31:41):
However, we need a record of that.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
We need to show on as a permanent record that
he's been disqualified.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
I reckon, this is what I reckon.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
You should give me three.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
I say, legit now. Kezy loves Keasy is addicted to
hand it out s and he loves give them to
and honey j fights them tooth and nail. And I
said over on the other side of the desk, Kevin,
I don't think in the space of five years ever
received ans risk. That's all now. I think you're right, Cads.
It should be recorded, but I think it should be

(32:15):
how many winds he's got? Has he got there? Five?
Because it's funny at the end of the year to
addle these things up. So if he's got five wins,
one as risk and one disqualification, okay, I think if
you record it like that, that's pretty funny.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Or should we have another.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Disqualified from the throber? It takes a real effort.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
Thank you, a real lack of effort.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
It takes a real effort.

Speaker 7 (32:41):
What if I instead of an asterisk, I put another
symbol there, like a dollar sign or a hashtag?

Speaker 3 (32:45):
There we go?

Speaker 7 (32:46):
Yeah cool, okay, So hashtag D okay, So hashtag D
means that you've been disqualified.

Speaker 5 (32:54):
Yeah, so your score.

Speaker 7 (32:55):
Is now in last place on five wins with an
asterisk hashtag.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Oh it's great.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah okay, So I'm glad we sorted that out.

Speaker 7 (33:05):
June, this is this is written about King Charles, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
It's gorillas?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
On radio Head.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
There on the radio hod Archy Big Show this Friday
evening the time exactly bang on five point thirty.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Nice fellas Hey.

Speaker 7 (33:27):
Last night after the show, I went home, had a
quick dinner which was reheated mince burritos. Ate that down quick, smart,
and then we went for a night walk around our
neighborhood a night war and I had a spooky encounter
of the hoidy j con No, just a spooky encounter
as opposed to a strange encounter. So we're walking around

(33:51):
our neighborhood, right, we do, but it's about an hour
long walk, all of it under street lights. So it's
safe as safe at house houses out west there.

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Yes, nice big walk.

Speaker 7 (34:00):
As we're coming home, we're just about to our house.
We're about two hundred meters away, and just coming out
of our road, we're walking down this main road and
our road that we live on is off the side
of the main road, and just coming out of our
road onto the main road, as a woman walking holding something,
I was.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
Like, hang on, what's that.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
We get closer. The woman's about forty and she is
holding a chainsaw. A chainsaw, and this is about nine
pm at night. What's that about?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Was she taking it somewhere?

Speaker 7 (34:40):
She was walking towards us, And I said to my wife,
lady's got a chainsaw.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Was it running?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
No?

Speaker 7 (34:46):
And so as she came closer, I was like, Dad,
is a chainsaw and a big one, not one of
those little ones like a big bastard. There's nine pm
on a Thursday.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (34:55):
She comes close to me and then I'm like, I
look at her and I give her a bit of
a you know, like an a smile cracker point at
the chainsaw.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
There's a bit of a wow. What's going on here?

Speaker 7 (35:05):
She just dead eyes me, just looks me straight in
the eye, doesn't flinch, and just frowns at me and
walks on. And then after she walked past us, my
wife and I kind of were like constantly chicking back
to see she wasn't chasing after us.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
With a chainsaw, right and washing.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
No, she just kind of went about in business and
it was totally fine, which I thought was weird.

Speaker 8 (35:27):
You know.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
I went out the other night as well, actually causey
speaking of spooky spooky interactions there, and packed my corner
up and I had to go for a bit of
a walk along the road.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Clip clop, clip clop. You're riding a horse clop?

Speaker 3 (35:44):
No, I was wearing horseshoes. Oh yeah. And as I
was walking down the road, I saw her up ahead
of me, underneath a single street light, an old woman,
a crone if you will, hunched over. Oh wow, and
some kind of a furious argument or certainly appearing to

(36:04):
be in some kind of a confrontation, but no one
else was around.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
Oh wow.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
And then as I got closer and closer, I realized
that the woman was engaged in a debate with her
very own shadow. Ah so the light above was cast
in a dark shadow, and she was in an argument
with that shadow.

Speaker 5 (36:27):
Whereabouts was this in the city? Wasn't here Jason's place?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Was it? Eventually, the woman won the debate when she
called her shadow an effing loser and stormed off down
the street. But what she didn't know was her shadow
was following her all the way home.

Speaker 7 (36:56):
Have you had any speaking encounters of late Jason, She's
been pretty chure my place.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
The Hurarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Nirvana Vere on the Radio Holarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
By the way, if you're traveling around the place at
the moment, give us a traffic report on three four
eight three, wherever you may be, because of course the
long weekend people getting out in about. We want to
know what this, especially Ukisy you're heading down sort of
south later on, I want to know what the traffic's doing.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Now, Fellers, you know that I've.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Been looking at my life a little bit, thinking about
what I want to do in the future. You know,
once I stopped being a top radio DJ, and I've
I don't know if you guys remember, but I went
to Vietnam once.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
And I was so enamored with the place.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
That my wife and I, while we're over there, we
were like, imagine living here.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
It's cheap, the.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Food is amazing, that people are.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Amazing, the music is out the gate.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
So I did a bit of an investigation finding out,
you know, if I wanted to move from New Zealand,
sell all my shares.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
He's sell me.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
You could keep those, sell them my properties around the place,
and just cash.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Up and go to Vietnam.

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Now here's the thing, first and foremost.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
You can't stay over there indefinitely. You have to stay
there for three months, bagger off over the border again
like your Cambodia or something like that, come back Thailand.
And then it was like all of those things and
we could do that week at Bangkok, Thailand.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
We could do all of those things.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
That's fine, But what are we going to do, Mogi,
what are we going to do over there? And then
I thought, you know, we had mates that lived over
there for quite some time. They taught they taught English,
and I thought that, you go, I'm a man of woods,
you know, I've got a bit of poetry in me.

(39:07):
I love the English language. I could go over to
Vietnam and teach English. Your backbone sat after me.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
Now, backbone, what does it mean to find backbone?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Yeah, well it's just part of the body. No, that's
part of the body. There is no backbone. You've got
a spine, which is did do.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Well?

Speaker 7 (39:31):
That's the thing I feel because and let me just say,
you are the first person to ever go on holiday
somewhere and then.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Think about moving there. Yeah, I just say that.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
I know I'm crazy like that, Indy, do you know
because I wouldn't teach them, Yeah, your regular sort of
English stuff.

Speaker 5 (39:48):
You would teach them English.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I would teach them the sort of random, random stuff,
but realism, so they could come over to New Zealand
and immediately for the backbone. Indeed, do the mood perfect
Joe dream perfect tubes.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
What do you think fellas well?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
You've tried to be a teacher before? If I record
and it didn't go very well? I went very well.
I just didn't last What were you teaching?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Your teacher's aid or something?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Weren't you No?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
What what were you teaching?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
What were you teaching? Because I remember you walked into
class and one of the kids said, why are you
wearing those weird pants, that's true story.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
And what were you teaching primary school?

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (40:35):
But what well you know what, there's no sort of
specific subjects in primary pants not to wear?

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Yeah yeah, so this is where you went wrong as
you went in there and they were like, what are
you teaching us?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
And there's no specific thing that I'm teaching you.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Yeah, pants, Okay, get your history books out, kids, yeah,
you know, because they're like seven year okay kids, get
your geometry tree box out please?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
You know what I mean? It was just generic.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Learning, generic learning. Well, I mean I'm all for it.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
Jas, thanks Manum, when would you when would you look
at doing.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
That next year? Seems a long way away.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
I don't know if you're Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
A little bit of planning feelers, you know, we've got
to sell up stuff and a.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Lot of water to go into the bridge.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
A lot of water. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
Do you think you're well versed enough in English to
teach it though? It's my worry?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Yes, boody oats mate?

Speaker 5 (41:32):
What does that mean? The bloody oats? What does that mean?
It's not English?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
You see? This is the things you're missing keys.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
These are the special qualities I can bring to my
teaching fill your boots, fill your boots.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Oh good luck, thanks man.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
Do you want to throw to this band our guns?

Speaker 1 (41:52):
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Show this Friday evening. The time is five to fifty
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Did I say urgently agently? I meant urgently if you're
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Different bloody great stuff mate, now listen, coming up after
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little deli and some sport chat.

Speaker 5 (42:50):
Good stuff Jas nice.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ache.

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the back for the fellows at Toledos.

Speaker 7 (44:24):
I'm pretty sure they came to us and they're like, look, man,
there's nothing more you can do. Yeah, we're just throwing
money away at the stage because we are the top
selling beverage in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
That includes alcoholic beverages too.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
That's right. People are drinking more Toledos than they're drinking
water stre and that includes a few that's if you
include bathing in it as well. Yeah, all the swimming pools, showers, baths,
you name it.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Funny you should say that, actually, because when I have
a bath at home, it's some nights i'ld chuck a
bottle of Toledos in there too, right, I love the
little physic creates around my skin.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
You know, I've been to your house. You don't have
a bath, Oh you does your wife wash you in
the basin?

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, yeah, and the little tub there a big.

Speaker 7 (45:02):
Shout out to Toledo's thank you so much for coming
on board with the Hidaky Big Show.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
They are available at every Fresh Choice across the country.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
Yeah, they're working towards getting them in every single z
station in the next couple of months. You can find
them at certain Pack and Saves and New Worlds as well.
Slowly rolling out across the nation. I was just talking
to them this evening. They're working on actually having a
fridge in every home in New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
The government's saying that it's not key we enough that
new good New Zealanders are having to travel to any
stores to get their hands on Toledos. It should be
supplied at home.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
Yeah, it's a good idea or even it just like
a tap on your sync.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Thank you good. Yeah, we're not my think because they
have a bar from that.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
True, thanks Toledos, Thank you Toledos, Love you love you guys.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Man good quite emotional the same man, I'll be here's
the Oasis.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
The whole Aiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarkey.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
Isn't the Kings of Leon there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Friday evening. Now our good mate at
Hire Hubby have been back on board with a big
show and we've been giving away one hundred dollars Hire
a Hobby vouchers.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
All week long.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
On the proviso too that all of those people that
receive those vouchers go in the drawer for a five
hundred dollars voucher this Friday. I eat today tonight.

Speaker 7 (46:22):
Now right now, So that is right, Hira a Hubby.
They are the everything experts. If you need a hand
with anything around the house, you call them straight away. Boom,
they get the job done.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Boom.

Speaker 7 (46:32):
Who would you like to select out of our winners
the fellers. We've got a couple on the line there.
Which one would you like to go to?

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Go to the auto selector the key I reckon, just
go random, whatever comes up, whatever comes out, just going.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
To fire up the auto select.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Good is that is that?

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Dylan? Is it good?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Are you?

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Good?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Thanks mate? How's the tron tonight?

Speaker 7 (46:56):
But you know, not as nitty as keysis, you.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Know, peep, yeah, good on.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
You get it now from recollection, Dylan, you needed a
bit of a bit of a paint touch up?

Speaker 5 (47:08):
Was that right?

Speaker 8 (47:09):
No?

Speaker 3 (47:09):
No, I someone to hold the ladder?

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah you know.

Speaker 7 (47:15):
Wait, so we're giving the five hundred voucher to a
guy that just needs someone to hold a ladder for him.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
It's not bad, though, is it? Because you had a
hundred bucks with hold your letter and now you have
six hundred bucks with hold your letter.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
You hold it, hold it for a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Surely that's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
When you run out of stuff to hold it for,
you just say, okay, you just keep holding it.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Yeah, the hold it.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
I mean, I've paid you up till six o'clock. Man,
so if you could just stay there and just keep
holding the ladder.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
Well, the good news for you Dylans. You've won that
five hundred dollars out your mate?

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Oh man, so good?

Speaker 5 (47:46):
What life?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Good on your mates?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
You hold the line on pugs and saw you out.

Speaker 7 (47:50):
Okay, get you you get it in your all right?

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Good on your tell is Friday's all right?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Okay? Bye? Dylan?

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, okay, bye, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Yeah, right, I see a Dylan. He's gone. He's gone.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
I'm I'm hoping Dylan.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Are you still there?

Speaker 9 (48:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Okay, yeah, good.

Speaker 5 (48:21):
Okay, Now now he's gone. He's definitely gone, Jason.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I'm just saying, you know, I mean, sure, he's got to.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Hang on, Dylan, are you still there? Okay, now he's gone,
he's gone up that he's.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Got, you know, a few more tasks in that sort
of hop out with tasks. Yeah, I mean, how tedious
holding a ladder for sex?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Man?

Speaker 3 (48:40):
He's getting paid.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
Yeah, that's true, you know, I mean, I suppose there's
worst jobs. Isn't here holding a letder than holding a ledder?

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Is there? Yees? Going up the letter? What if someone
can be terrified of the Jace little needs to be
knocking together.

Speaker 5 (48:54):
I love my heights, Magie, you love your heights.

Speaker 7 (48:57):
What what if someone gave you a really dirty letder
and you had to clean it?

Speaker 5 (49:02):
Would that be better or worse than holding a ladder?

Speaker 3 (49:05):
It'd be worse.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
I'd probably rather clean a ladder.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
No, I'd rather hold it. I turned around and sit
on it would Yeah? And Jace, what are you going
to do? You just keep doing what you're doing? Brother?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Thank you for the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Tone Temple pilots there on the radio Hodarchy big show
this Friday evening for us. We haven't done this for
a while. Do you fancy a bit of sports chet, sports.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Sports, money, smart sports ball sports?

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I suppose we will start off with the rugby for
a change. Tonight Crusaders be the Hurricanes. That is going
to be a cracking match.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Qualifying finals as well.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
Yes, indeed, I've got to say I've watched a lot
of the Hurricanes this year.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
They've been magnificent.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
But those piskey Crusaders.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Just hanging in there.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
They won't give it away and as always they always
tend to come good at the end of the season.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
They don't know the meaning of give up, do they.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
They don't know. They're a bit thick, but they're really
good at rugby.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
You mean tomorrow not another cracking match? Blues cheefs Battle
of the Yeah, Battle of the bomb Bays. That'll be
another cracking match.

Speaker 7 (50:21):
Also add to your agenda tomorrow afternoon four to thirty
five pm Pacifica taking on the Brumbies potentially and likely Mona.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
Pacific has lasted a game.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Yeah, I saw something where someone to come to the
rescue and bailed them out for about seven million bucks
or something like that.

Speaker 5 (50:36):
So did I mate?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
I suspect it might have been the New Zealand government. Yeah,
I suspect it might have been as well. It might
have been a winning special.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
Oh okay, well, don't bother watching it then, yes.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Give it a mess. I'll be back next year. You
can watch that then on Sunday evening.

Speaker 7 (50:50):
Is here how government money could rescue it? Could that's
for sure, especially if they gave them some. They don't
give them any, you'll find it won't do much good
at all.

Speaker 5 (50:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Points Sunday night, eight point fifteen pm, the Panthers are
at home to the Warriors one v two on the
table there and.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
How good is it? Was involved in the top of
the table, top of.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
The table crash, and especially this deep into the season
as well. It's straight out the back of origin, which
means the teams have got a bit of shaking down
to do. But we can say with certainty that Kirk
cape Warre, who played for Queensland, and Mitch Barnett will
not be playing for the Warriors. Really, they've been rested
for the week and I think that's very smart, especially

(51:31):
for Mitch Barnett. But yeah, we'll see how we go.
I'm bloody fizzen for it. I got to say I've
got a good feeling about this game, Moogi. I think
for the first time ever, heading into it, there War
was genuinely look like they are consistent team every week.
Now they genuinely look like a team that can go
toe to toe with the best in the comp. Well,
and I really only think there is one best in
the comp. I feel like every other team is sort

(51:52):
of a bit of a step to below, and I
want to see us tested. I want to see us
play the best because, to be honest, there's some pretty
average teams this year.

Speaker 7 (52:00):
There are average teams and then there are sort of
a pretty good top eight kind of teams. Yeah, but
the Panthers are the only side that are like really good.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Absolutely, And if we.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Can take them down or even go close, then we're
also really good.

Speaker 6 (52:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
It's exciting stuff. The yells great stuff.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
Jason, is there anything else you'd like to delve into?
Maybe gott oh yes, Cat.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Which I think you were saying, starts next week the
Lord's Test Match. I'll be tuning into that.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
That's right. Well, we're currently playing Ireland in a in
a one off test match at the moment, a four
day Test match and we're flogging them for Jesus out
of them there. So that's our one and only warm up. Yes,
we've probably got out. I was listening to the b
YC podcast today that they haven't got our sort of
key bowlers involved at the stage at the risk of
losing them for that Test series against England, which as

(52:46):
you say, starts next week. Bloody excited for that. I
think it's a three Test series, yes minimum, possibly even
a four. But jeez, that's good stuff men, English summer
on those grounds. Being able to watch that stuff. We
haven't played tears cricket for something like two hundred and
sixty days. That's the sort of cricket I'll watch Magie
all day every day. Yes, you love it, except I

(53:07):
won't get up in the middle of the night for nah.

Speaker 7 (53:09):
You've also got the US Women's Open Lydia Coe is
playing in there, Roland Garros, the French Open that he's
going to heat up, the semis and finals.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
There.

Speaker 7 (53:16):
You've got Liam Lawson is racing in Monica on the
ground Helmula one.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
That's just a lot, man.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
There's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Handred Fellers, the Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Holdarky Keith, no more There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Friday evening, Fellers, do you feel like giving
it a bit of advice before the long week?

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Dot com?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Get in touch with the sellers?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yes, I don't know. I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Hey, meet patting at sixty nine at gmail dot com. Really,
Maladre is get in touch one hundred percent anonymous. And
if we read your question on the show, bless you.
And if we read your question on the show, you
get a prize which is exciting your surprise, sure, I
guess as a surprise prize prize you get nothing, well,
no something, don't forget get in touch because we're starting

(54:09):
to run low.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
A fresh batch came through your say, which is good.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
But keep them coming, man. We love this segment. This
comes from anonymous. Get eight feelers and Tony. I need
some help with an Instagram caption. I've spent the last
six months living in Spain and I'm wanting to do
a post on Instagram showing a bunch of picks from
my travels. Unfortunately, I can't think of any decent captions
for my post. So far, the best I've got is

(54:33):
Espana hardly nowhere. I figure with your social media knowledge
and Hoidi J's poetry skills, you'll be able to come
up with something a lot better. Appreciate your assistance. With
the cheers from Spain Anonymous.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Well I need to see the pecks.

Speaker 7 (54:47):
Well, it'll just be generic young key we oversees picks. Yeah,
you know, like, oh, here's me outside the Grenada pugs stuff.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Totally funny enough he came up with that.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
That one, yeah, I hardly know.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
I hardly know. And now the other one you could
do is you know, felt, what is it? Felt? Cute?
Might delete later. That's another one. People love that one.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
The other you could also do.

Speaker 7 (55:13):
One thing I've noticed is that young fellers were not
fellows people.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
In general, and the sort of twenties fellers.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Yeah, they would post a whole lot of random picks
with a caption that makes no sense whatsoever. It's still
weird saying yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes no sense to me.
Instead of being like, so I post a whole lot
of picks, I go here are some photos from Spain.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Spanish flag. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's interesting question because I couldn't
care less what he does. Yeah, but no, he this
is I mean, I understand he's asking for advice. Yeah,
and so I sort of feel some kind of an
obligation to be useful in some way, yes, but I
just can't muster even the slightest sliver of interest.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Like if he was sitting opposite me now, right now
here and he said he asked me that, I'd be
why are you?

Speaker 5 (56:00):
What are you asking me?

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Like if you're in random conversation with him and you
got to introduced to him somewhere and you have a
little chatter, he's like, man, I've got to do this
social media post man. Can you think of a caption?

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Yeah? No, But if we're going to take that approach
to that.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Particular first one, and as I say, I need the
pictorial stimulation.

Speaker 5 (56:23):
You look at the photos. Look at the photos. Why
do you just say look at that?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
You know, to give me an idea in particular, that
first photo there is going to have a huge influence
on what the.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Okay, let's just so the first photo is him with
Alhambra behind him, or like, which is a place in Grenada, Spain,
which I've been to or like something like that, you
know what I mean? Just a famous no shirt on no, okay,
good looking shoulder. He's just looking at the camera in
front of like a cool landmark like Alhambra or something else.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
But I can't think of anything else.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
That's more punishing travel photos, back Bone. You can do
a funny player like hashtag al humbra.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
That's actually not bad. What about oh I fell over
and spained my ankle? Spained it, Jason.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I don't want the guy to lose followers based on okay, well,
hashtag Alhambra, Yeah, hashtag hashtag backbone and tag midnight Steve,
can you please.

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Tag the Hodacky Big Show in this week and ever
look at it for.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Well, there you go, your man bar sids.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
That's the big Show down and dusted this Friday and
indeed for the week. What's the podcast our tro clip today?

Speaker 3 (57:52):
Keezy?

Speaker 7 (57:53):
Today's podcast our show pretty much centered around theft comes
out at seven thirty pm tonight with podcast from.

Speaker 6 (58:04):
Now.

Speaker 4 (58:04):
I just I just, I just want to assure the
listeners actually to this podcast.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
That's the truth.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
This is just I mean we're just.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Having a bit of fun, Yeah, making light of his
thieving antics around the office here.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 7 (58:26):
The maths on how much how many chips he's stolen
monetary wise, to.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Find out the total ten grand. Check out the I
was gonna say, check out the outro, but yeah, ten grand.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Give a take.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Hey, Mogie, what's the playing for the long weekend?

Speaker 8 (58:39):
Well?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
We completely honest with you, man. I've got a little
bit of work to do, but I'm going to go
to p HA, going to go to p HA the beach. Yeah,
do a couple of day trips around the jointe. My
missus has to work on the Monday these weeks in film.
They don't get they've got no respect for the King's birthday.
Yes't care less about the King. I said you should
quit and protest the King. You're not going to show

(59:01):
respect to the king. King Charles. But I'm looking forward
to it, man, especially that game, that Warriors game. I'm
very excited about that. What about you? Keis a man?
What have you got playing? Baby?

Speaker 7 (59:10):
I'm gonna go down to Totng there. See, my parents
haven't seen them a couple of months. I've been overseas
it'd be nice to go catch up with them, go
out for dinner at cetro go, watch a play that
my friend is in, and yeah, just chill man.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
Come back to a few beers, A few beers.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Who cares, moggie, jeez, I just had wicked deja vu.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
Then I don't know why? What about now?

Speaker 3 (59:31):
No one knows why.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
Because we do the same thing every day.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
It's possibly what am I doing? I'm just going to
tootle around the town. But my wife and I, so
Mu's pulled out of going to the family bats, and
so we're toying with the idea of maybe going a
night out there.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Why wouldn't you go all night?

Speaker 8 (59:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Because I like just cruising around the city, Mergie, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Have you started begging around the city because I'm beginning
to get the vibe into a local character.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Actually, yes, it is my favorite thing to do. My
wife and I we just hit out the door and
just get walking. Hey New Zealand, listen, you have a
great long weekend. Take care of yourselves. We'll be back
on the cheesday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Until they'd see Ida