February 25, 2026 • 49 mins
On today's show, Jase gets an expert opinion, Mike tells his daughter some hard truths and Keyzie has a fall.
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(00:00) Intro: KEYZIE! KEYZIE!
(04:23) How often you washin them rags?
(09:35) Filthy, the lot of ya
(13:27) TELELELE
(17:07) Intro: Congrats Keyzie
(19:13) Keyzie has a fall.
(24:28) Liam Dann, NZ Herald Business Editor at Large
(33:09) Who wants RE Burger
(38:09) Intro: Our dinner!
(41:34) One & A Half Mogeys
(45:57) Comedy Gala is back!
(45:58) Jase is LIVID
(49:42) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hope I keep a big show, show show thanks
to crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big, big show, really big Jason Heights, make
the note and key, Oh, get a your mad Barstard's
great have your company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It
is the twenty fifth of February twenty twenty six, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
(00:30):
to you, brought to you by.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Reboog it Let's Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet
eats that will.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Change the game. Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Speaking of which, gooda Murgi Stallion House life go.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Pretty grassy, your mad dog. You're sixth of the They
finally got a bit of a summer around here, don't we.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah. It's beautiful as a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Of sunshine, no cloud, no rain, day after day after
day of it. Finally, Yes, all right. We're a couple
of days away from the start of autumn as well. Keezy, alright,
so you try and enjoy yourself, right brother, And when
you drinking your lip around because summer's over, still got
autumn to look forward to.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You Kezy, chin up mate, do it man, come on keys.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Keezy Caezy Caezy Okay, feelers.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey Keezy. Oh hi. I said in the podcast outtro
that you've got a sort of Fonsie look going on today,
and then you said, do you remember when? But I
want to change it. You look like you you own
your own Italian restaurant.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, and it's not going very well.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's struggling. Well, what's wrong with it?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
No, No, it's good because people are not coming through
the doors.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's just very it's very white. I'm worried about sort
of souce splatter. And now I've just heard before we
went to air that you've just had twenty dumplings, twenty big,
so you know, I'm amazed that it's not covered and
sort of do you want to know the Chacy dump?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yes, I took my shirt off and ate the doublegs.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Nice, you're a bag. Yes, there's a single under their a.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah looks good, thanks guy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well you look a good too, Jayce. You've got your
seagull shirt on.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah. Thanks man. We've got this very strange situation. Well,
it's not that strange. We didn't bring our ironing board
with us to our new apartment. Why so everything is
raggedy air. Well, it's just one of those things. And
it was a pretty ratchet ironing board as it was,
and it was like, do we need this? We'll just
leave it behind you. We can't be ys And so
(02:38):
all my shirts are a little bit sort of lined
and crinkled at the moment, which I'm not happy about.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Do you have a dryer?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, we've got a dryer.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
In there. Isn't there a thing you can do?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I shove them in the dryer, but they tumble around
and get all sort of creased up. Keysing, Hey, Mogi,
what's coming up on the show? Mate? What's happening on
the Big Show with old mogis?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, not only have we got one and a half
Mowgi's and Keysy falling flat on his face over the weekend,
it's going to be a good piece of chat there.
But Jizz, you had a dream about one of the
members of the Big Show. We've also got Liam Dan,
the New Zealand Hero Business Editor at Large, coming into
have a discussion about your business idea, Jason. Yes, great
hell of a business idea it is. If you haven't heard,
it's cheese, toasties and stick mags. But coming up next
(03:32):
we'll be asking everybody. It's a big pole. I guess
how often do you wash your clothes?
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Right?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay, I'm a bit stuck by this one. Keys and
I got into a bit of a chat about it
last night. Yeah, so I'd like to get to the
bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's a pretty heated and robust discussion.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Was well, that's a good thing. There's nothing wrong with that.
Don't shy away from a robust discussion. Feels hey, he's
of smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah. Bit tramped there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirteen.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Fellows, we're going to do a little bit of a
chat here about clothes washing. I don't know if this
is a big pole.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Ye, I don't know either.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, we'll get to it later on. We'll decide about
But Keysy and I got to chat and yesterday about
how often you wash your clothes? And I was looking
at my T shirt and I was thinking, you know what,
I might just hang this up at the end of
the day. Keyser said, you're mad, mate, You said I
don't think it's that dirty, I said. How do you
judge whether something's going to go on the wash or not?
What do you say, keysy?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I said, I sniff it, he said, stench.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Key does it by smell? I do it by filth.
If it's clearly dirty and it's got marks on, it
goes in the wash.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yes, see if mine's filthy, but I sniffer and it
smells all good, straight back in the old.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Drawer there, right, So your T shirts they go in
a drawer and you don't hang them up.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, I wish I could hang them up. We don't
have enough space shirts and things.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Tell me about it. I lick mine. Look your what
T shirt? Under the arm pit?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
And let's how you know?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And if it's salty, she goes in the wash.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Right, Why can't you smell it? Like, what's the point
in having that nosey?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
If he'd lose half of the T shirt up as
back of his sinuses?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, to bagger everything. Well, this is something because
you got I mean, it depends what item of clothing
we're talking about here, because you guys changed me re jeans,
you remember, Yes, I washed my jeans every two days
and You're like, no, no, no, no, no, you don't
do that, hoody Jay. You wear them for at least
(05:35):
a week, And I was like, do you really?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But you're using your You're wearing yours on consecutive days,
which makes you feel like you need to wash them.
But now I'm running more pants, and there's jeans, more pants.
I might wear them four times over the course of
two weeks, but not wash them, whereas if I was
wearing my jeans, I'd be wearing them a few days
in a row and then I wash them, right okay.
But I've also noticed with my kids washing, if she
wears it, then it goes in the wash regardless. I
(06:00):
actually find that I do that a lot. If I
wear it just goes in the straightaway, regardless of whether
it's diruty or not.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The bane of my life, and I've talked about this before.
We're doing two or three washes a day and there
and there's three of us and my wife and I
are like, what what is going on? But like whenever
I wear a shirt or anything, it's in the.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Wash day, even that shirt there, button up shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Even this shit here, like my andies. Obviously I let those,
you know, smell those. But generally speaking, I'm talking a
day and that's it right in the wash andies.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Once you step out of you at your undies, they
don't go back on again.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
No, it's my vibe. And yeah, well if I might
wear them the next day to go to the gym, so.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You've taken off your your your andies from the day,
from the day back home, and then the next day
in the morning, I wake up and rather than wear
in fresh under peas to the gym, which are then
going to be sweaty and soiled and I have to
get rid of, I'll take my old andies, wear them
for an hour at the gym, and then change into
new ones for the day.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It's yaky, is it yacky? No?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What I do is I when I go to bed,
I take my jeans off, I keep my undies on,
and I wake up the next morning in me undies
and then I wear them until I have a shower
that day.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you're wearing the same pair of hondies for twenty
four hours. It's not necessarily twenty three hours and fifty minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Not necessarily, And might put them fresh undies on at
two in the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Keys Okay, it's so weird, but how many changes of
clothes are you doing on the day because you you
sort of get around your house in one get up
and then before you come and hear you wear something else.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, this is the other interesting thing. My trakies I
very raally wash. I just wear the trackies in the
morning with my filthy ndies.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah. So so my house set up is I have
a house shirt and house pants. I don't know what's
funny about that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, okay, it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like a sure set of clothing with a picture of
my house. It's just like just some old T shirts
and some old shorts. I will wear those for two
days and if they recor get stained on and then
whatever are we to work? I usually put on come
to work, when I get home, take it off again. Yeah,
back in the cupboard. Yeah yeah, so interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Well, I'm interested to know how people do it out there,
because I know there's a lot of people that just
wander around wearing these. You can see people around here
wearing the same thing every single day. Yeah, Pugs does that? Yeah,
packs jugging.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Bats us three for a three. Let us know. And
in the meantime, Jace, what are we going to here, man.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I reckon. I'm feeling like a better rage.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The whole aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hold ikey us hey fellas. I just want to do
a quick shout out for my mate Joel's Coburn. He
works in the film industry as a gaffer, and he
was out and about in Queenstown. He came off as
e bike No no, he was trying to video himself
on his beautiful little ride on his e bike going
in between the vineyards there and he came off. He
(09:03):
broke his collar bone and there's lots of little bits
of bone floating around and there is going to have
to have an operation.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So I can't do anything about that.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
That's the thing.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Thoughts and prayers with you. Gels Man, you've had a shocker,
Yeah the road Giles, Yeah, man, And he was because
he had his phone out, Yeah, idiot.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I sorry, is this a shutout?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Can I just say the other week and I didn't
mention this because I you know, I don't like to
bang on about stuff that I do. I saved a
man's life outside sky City the other day, Charles not Joel's.
We were standing at the lights and the buzzer went
(09:44):
but for the other side of the street, and there
was an old fellow there looking at his phone, and
he started to walk across the street and cow was
taking off at pace right and I grabbed him by
the chit and literally pulled him back, and he was like,
geez jeez.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Memory is a funny thing because I think it was
Jase that walked down into traffic and somebody else grabbed
his shirt, probably you Kezy, and saved his life.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It was me and I grab it was his lemon shit,
and I grabbed it and pulled it back and all
the buttons ripped off, and he just kept going and
it was just shirtless with.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
My busies flapping it out, flapping.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Everywhereked all the way home, worked.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
All the way home with my fuzzies flapping everywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Hey, fellows, I just want to try and get back
if we can just get back to this chat about
how f and you wash your clothes. I've had a
whole bunch of texts coming. I personally, I think I
washed my clothes every single day except for my gym andies.
So I wear my andies all day long. And then
I take them off, and then I hop into bed
with my dirty little downstairs and I get in my
sheets there, and then the next day I wake up
and I put my dirty andies on, and then I
(10:46):
go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
How do you feel about that, CAZy, Well, it's obviously disgusting.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Obviously, Well, somebody's texted in three for three hundred percent
agree Ari were in use today's andy's for the gym
the next day? That's from being he says, it's backbone shit?
Does he?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Wow, he's disgusting as well. I mean, and obviously it
goes without saying that a lot of people have far
dirtier jobs than we do.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sure, sure do you think easy when Mogi? When Mogi
goes to the gym, everyone goes, Oh, here's old stinky Assmogi.
Stink ass, stink Assmogi.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Probably how many pairs of money do you have?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Thirty?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wow? A lot.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
We've got a lot of piers of honeyes. Although I'm
finee now I've reached a critical point with them because
I'm getting a lot of holes in the ass, Yes,
a lot of holes on the ass, and I keep
forgetting to take photos of them and seend them to
the group.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Now that's all good man, you're all good.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I work with dogs. So everything gets washed after being
warm once, doesn't matter what it is. Everything gets warm once,
then washed, including bras.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
We're not. Here's a curious thing. When I used to
when I was in the Australian outback breaking up the
poos with a stack.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh what's that called again?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
There was a log breaker two.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Las ye log breaker. I never washed my clothes right.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Right, Well that makes sense because I've had another texts
on three for eight three from a farmer who says
I can't stay clean either, like you jas when you're
siting turns and you know, no point in clean clothes
at all work. Jean's only going to get dirty again
the next day. So run them out until they have
too many holes in the crotch, too easy, hate washing,
waste of time, water, et cetera. Stay dirty, who cares?
(12:23):
Yeah that's what you sound like, Jason, Yeah, yeah, backbone.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Four on Radio hok and exists there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
to fifty one let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, man, woo, I don't watch anything last night. Feelers
did a little bit of work. I was intending to
watch Small Town Scandal better than watch it, and I'm
saving my final review until the whole thing's finished.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Fields Okay, I started watching The Three Body Problem again. No, no,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Three buzzy problem?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Three buzzy problem? Yes, well no, three buzzies wouldn't be
a problem. Why would there be a problem.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't know. I didn't write the show.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The three people Problem, that's it? What is it?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Three body problem?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Three body problem? I thought it was that sort of
scientifically Wi fi not Wi Fi, sort of sci fi
kind of.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Booth at Google dot Com.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
To be honest, I wasn't really paying attention. And then
I turned it off and put some tunes on.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You're nice, man, How many buzzies out of five?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The tunes or the show?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Just the show.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Three buzzies? Yea, yeah, it's actually a good show. I've
watched it before. I just went back to it because
I couldn't be asked finding something else.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Saturday Night, Right says going back a bit, my wife
and I were doing a jigsaw puzzle and I was
drinking some wine left over one from your dinner party, Jason,
because I was rushed out.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
The door before either. Did you take that home? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Well am I going to leave it at Jason turn up.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
For the books.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Drink?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
He doesn't drink, so I was like, yes, I will
be taking that home.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah good, that's well.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I actually handed it to you, but you were too
steamed to remember.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Okay, this is not the time. But my wife and
they were like, let's watch a movie. And then we
sort of did a bit of scrolling and my wife
we stopped on Little Miss Sunshine. Great film. I've never
seen it.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I've never seen it either, brilliant, my wife was.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I remember that being really good back in the day
with Steve Kroll.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
What's not there's a great knee greeg cannee. Yes.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Alan Markhan won the Academy Wolf for Bear Supporting Actor,
beating our Eddie Murphy and Dream Girls.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Who did Allen the Elder who's on Heroin? Yes, so funny,
great character. That movie rules, It's brilliant. It's a really
really good movie. And it's like twenty years old now,
and I didn't know anything about it, and so I
remember watching the trailer two decades ago. My wife said, yeah,
I like that movie. I'm pretty sure. When she watched
it a long time ago, I said, sweet, just put
(15:07):
it on. I don't want to know the trailer, don't
want know anything. Just watched it. Really really really good movie.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
All my girls love that movie. Tony, she's always pretty good.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Too, and the kids are great, and the little girl's great, and.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The entire cast is very good.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, and so I gave it like four point two
busies out a five. Absolutely wasn't ready to love it.
And then I watched it and was like, that was excellent,
really funny film.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, very good, really good.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through
hump day, tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Rebig.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Gear, serving good times and good food Dinah or take
away Reburger today.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
To say this, I'm breaking up with you serious in
a way. It's really big. It's just so I can't
it's so crave worthy. I can't stop craving it. And
and it's hand crafted.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
In the hall.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah well yeah, as over the brig is yeah, well
have you tried the fries is pretty good? Yeah, yeah,
that'll be quite.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah that quite.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, they are very but getting dumped over it.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
You know, it's an addiction, Keysy. It's like you and
your dumplings.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Even I'm not about to break up with my wife
over dumplings.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
When's the last time your dumplings today? When's last time
you saw your wife this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Not good?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And can I say, just from our dinner the other night,
the vibe you might not be wanting to dump dump
her keasy.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I think Kesey's missus is key to Dumpham has been
a yarn on our show for almost five years now.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I would never suggest that your wife was in a
dump you.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
More especially don't think she was going to dump him.
Given the new bogi.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Kesey's expecting a child is now a new joke that's
read its head of the last six months. And to
be honest, I could take a leave both of those
those jokes. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, okay, hey now listen, coming up very soon, We've
got Liam Dan from the New Zealand here to come
and talk to me about my new business idea. Yes,
I think Keasey has a fall and your chance to
win a fifty dollars Reeberger voucher. But let's start off
with a bit of Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The Hlucky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Tune in four on Radio Lucky.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's indeed tooll there on the radio. Ho Lucky, excuse
me our big show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five fourteen.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You're good? Yeah, man, okay, cool, your mouth not full
of chips and your throat on me and okay, sweet
just checkick how you feel is had a bit of
an embarrassing situation having to me over the weekend. It
was Saturday afternoon. My wife and I were going through
an open home and we looked around the property and
I have we looked around the property and you know
(18:19):
how you say, you go to an open home and
you sort of you take your shoes off, you go
inside details right, you know.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
You're bending over taking off your shoes and someone's looked
down your top and saw your NEPs.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, that wasn't it. And if that did happen then
good for there, that's fine, you know, there's nothing wrong
with that.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Bully for them, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
And so went inside signed and had to look around
the property and came out and when you into the house,
there's all these piece of shoes, very busy, open home.
And when you into the house is like a balcony
that's probably three steps up. Yeah, sure, very low balcony.
And I was putting my my shoes on, my floaters, yeah,
my big new balances there. I was putting them on,
(18:58):
and a family came out of the front door and
they all sort of spread out started putting their shoes on,
and basically once mine were on, I couldn't make my
way to the stairs because they were all on the way.
So I was like, oh, I'll just jump down off
the deck straight onto the grass there. It's only like
forty fifty centimeters. Yeah, And so I jumped off the
(19:18):
deck and landed in some sort of hole with my
big float of shoes.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Much big hole.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
It was a big hole because they had massive floaterdah. Yeah,
it was a big hole. But it was like in
the ground and because of the lawnmower when it goes
across it, you know, it was all just and I
couldn't see it.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
It's like a trap door or something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's like a trap door. Yeah, jeezy, got your good
there are anyway. So I landed in there with one
of my one of my feet landed in that. I
rolled my ankle really quite bad and then fell over.
And this is out the front.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What did you land on though your side? Your face?
I'm not going to say, did you did you land
on your your booty?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I landed on all fours.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I was going to say, did you land on all fours?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Did your missus ask if you're okay? No, she laughed,
and what did you look over your shoulder and say
that's not on?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I looked over her my shoulder and I said, I'm
actually I actually really hurt myself and the little because
there were two little kids with the couple that were
coming in.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
And they were laughing too.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Well, no, they were all really worried, and my wife
was laughing because it was like a funny situation. Don't worry,
he'll get up. And that's when I looked over my
shoulder and said, I've actually really hurt myself.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, that's so interesting, and.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Hang on and so I sent I had to send here,
she had to go get the car and bring it
into the driveway of the open home because we were
parked up the street right, because I couldn't walk down
to the car. Wow, And so I just had to
sit on the stairs at the front of the open home.
Well there's a cure, probably ten people there just standing
there watching while I was just fell over and then
had to sit there while my wife when I got.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
The cart right, jack out of yourself. I wouldn't say
you go that fast. So because you came in on
Monday there, that was on what was it Sunday? Set
Sunday there, and you can't and here you've goot as gold,
and yet your wife had had to send your wife
go and pick up a car like an ambulance. So
that because you couldn't walk, and you've come in here
on Monday, brand new, brand new, brand spanking you, my
(21:13):
ankle was strapped up.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well this is really interesting because because.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I googled how to strap an ankle, I got a.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Call from your wife last night and she was chuckling
away there on the phone, and she told me a
quite different story, right, And what actually happened was you
did fall as stated, and you were on all fours
and then one of the little kids from the family went,
(21:40):
oh old keezy steamed again.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah that's what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then one
of the other little kids like hopped on my back
like I was a horse.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah that's terrible. That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Keezys for the sympathy feelers.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Are you going to be okay for Gulf tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I don't know, man, I don't know, because my ankle
is pretty sore, it's pretty swollen, and even though we
youtubed how to strap an ankle and did that, it's
still still a bit sensitive.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
So did you have to sit in the back of
the car? What was the guts there?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, I sat in the back and sort of put
the front seat down so I could had my leg up.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's good because yeah, yeah, you don't want it to
get too swollen, and just put it up there and
make sure that the blood goes down there. And rice
and a bit of rice, yes.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
A bit of rice. Well you raise it and then
compression elevation right, bicycles frozen when he had.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
No idea what you were picturing rice, and you just said, yeah,
this is a don't change the subject.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Did you put frozen peas on it when you Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Good man, and had a couple of neurofin as well.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
This is Ache the whole Key Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Hees indeed radio head there on the Radio Hot Archy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've got a very special
guest in the studio with us this afternoon, Liam Dan,
business editor at Large with The New Zealand. Here'll good mate,
how are you going?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Yeah, Cuota, thanks for having me in.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
It's an absolutely pleasure mate. It's been a while. We
used to do stuff with you back in the Boujar days.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yeah, a long time ago. Now I'm still tucking away
just doing that.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, doing your job well, listen mate, we got you
down here for your your business expertise. Basically, I've just
recently moved into the CBD and I've been looking for
business opportunities and myself and the fellows have stumbled upon
one which we think would work very well and I
wanted to get your sort of thoughts on it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, and Liam, we just want to reiterate too, we
wouldn't have dragged you down here to come on the
show unless we didn't think that the idea had legs.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Basically, that's right, that's right. So currently what Jason is doing,
CB did that sounds for the central business.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Not the less active stuffective stuff.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
That's right. But Jason now spends every single day just
wandering around you know, central Auckland. I'm just looking at things.
And one of the things he discovered was a small
office there going for two hundred and thirty dollars per week,
and he thought to himself, now, what can I do
with this space? He brought the idea into us and
I would say that light instruct Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
We work shopped because whereas it Jase, it's in like
a food court or something, isn't he what?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's in a food court, But the area that it's
in is not the actual food court itself. There's sort
of retail shops and then a food court.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Now.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Hospitality is a very very difficult business to be in
at the moment, as you well know leave lots of
places are shutting down. So what do you add on?
What's different? What's something you can do something? What else
can you do to get people through the door and
stick around?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yes, so I've we've come up with this idea and
I want to run it past you. And it's basically
an outlet that sells cheese, toasties and stick mags.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
As a combos a you can have combo deal or individually.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Wow, that's one of the things. You know, these are
the sort of things we want to talk about.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
So that's the sort of thing that you can get you.
So you go into your order, for example, cheese toasty
with mcclua pickles. While you're waiting for Jay's there to
make that cheese toasty, there's an array of wide selection
of stick mags that you can peruse and or buy. Now,
one of the two things is going to get you
(25:29):
through the door. It's either going to be these delicious
cheese and they will be MOI, they'll be delicious cheese
and McClure pickle toast sandwiches or stick mags. Now you're
going to like one or the other, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:42):
I mean I can see the there's not a lot
of great cheese toasty places in central looking room exactly, mate, exactly.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
And how many great stick mag joints are almost.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
You just don't see them anymore. Liam that's the point.
You know, we've got a few quirky little ideas. You know,
when I when I serve up the toasties, for example,
they'll be wrapped in a centifold.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
So do you have any questions about this limb at
this point?
Speaker 10 (26:08):
So, I guess the one of the issues with the
magazine side of the business magazine generally has been the
Internet and availability of Well this is this is.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
The thing that I think actually works about it because
you know, I think people like to go about retro
thank you. You know you're thinking of your records of course,
and actually having a stick mag in your hands. There's
something about it. I mean, you can get novels and
stuff on all sorts of electronic devices, but there's nothing
like an actual sticknag in your hands.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's right. And you can't you know, you can't get
a cheese toasted sandwich, you know, on the internet or
something again, but obviously it's too late. But actually you know,
feeling the fabric of the fiber there, yeah, and between
your fingers there while you're eating your cheese toast you're
waiting for it, and certainly a foot traffic. I think
that's the key. If you're walking in past, and we've
(27:03):
come up with a name for it, Jase.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
There's a few names actually whatever, because that's always, strangely
the hardest part. We've come up with blue cheese.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
That's for the listeners. Help us with this, and Liam,
feel free to tell us your favorite peaches and creamed corn.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I'm not sure about cream corn and a toast.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I don't like it either. I voted that down from
etoire don't eat the beet?
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Do you read the magazines while you're there?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yes, well this is.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Because it's given you saying while you're there. You can
also buy them as well when you leave, But you
need to get something through the door. Why am I
going to any cafe around the place if the only
thing they're doing is serve me food? People have got
to step the game up.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, totally. And the idea being that you know, while
you're waiting for your cheese, you're toasty, your cheese toasty.
Then you're just in a you know it's not going
to at your doctors and they've all the magazines there
waiting room, you're flicking through a penthouse. Your toasty comes ready,
(28:10):
and then you think, yes, if you know what I
enjoyed that Pinkhouse. Actually, can you give me the latest
copy of Penthouse?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
I have finished it.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, I haven't finished it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I finished with it. Yeah, you're not going to get
through all the articles, No, exactly, Liam Dan once again
New Zealand HEROLD Business Editor at Large. Do you think
this idea has merit?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (28:29):
I guess you've got to You've got to really focus
on who your target audiences.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Twenty five to thirty twenty five to thirty five, anybody.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
That likes cheese toasties, yeah, or buzies.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
And can I just make the point too, I've done
some research on this limb. It's not you know, I've
locked into it. One of the things that you know,
the twenty five to thirty five demol like the two
top things fast food and pawn.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Right, And I guess you're looking at hipstery kind of people.
You know, this is the retro.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Down and out losers.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Anyone that walks through the door as welcome and what
was the last one you caught it?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Because they're really the other name we had was sandwich
Toasted Sandwiches. So yeah, I walks through the door because
physical media is very hipster, saying Liam, Yeah, what was
the wonder before that from eating beet?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Ok.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yeah, but the word of mouth, I think is going
to be.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
But it is about that physical feeling. You know, you've
got you've got the pawn mag in one hand, you've
got the toasted sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
They totally totally. And this is the thing in terms
of startup costs, we were talking about that yesterday. You know,
obviously a couple of loaves of bread, some cheese.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
It's not a lot the otherheads are you know, prints cheap,
but you've got power.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Tell me what's the biggest downfall for small businesses starting out?
What's what's the sort of fatal mistake that they make?
Speaker 10 (30:06):
It is it's cash flow, So you've got to have
cash coming in, and it's those additional costs. It's not
realizing that the power costs are going to be more
than your think called that the rent goes of course,
and just yeah yeah, so so and and and having
you know, staying out of debt and making sure you've
got maybe some you know, you could be looking for
(30:27):
some angel investors. Yes, you know, what do you call it?
A venture capitalists? You're interested in sort.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Of would you be interested in it.
Speaker 9 (30:37):
Well, I'm a business journalist.
Speaker 10 (30:40):
I have no money, right, okay, Yeah, an opportunity is
I can talk to some people.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, that'd be good to night.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Right, So you're going to genuinely go and talk to
people and say, I've got an idea for you. Jason
starting a business called Toasted Sandwich is well, I.
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Mean, you know, if it comes up, you know, with
with some of the executives and so on, that too.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
I mean, I don't know, you know, you can imagine
this company.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
It feels like I feel I feel more comfortable with
Jason's heat and bead. Is it eating beat eating? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I think this has been massively beneficial. It's done nothing
except for boost your confidence.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, I'm feeling better about it.
Speaker 10 (31:19):
Actually, you're starting with the celebrity you know, you guys
are you guys are the faces of.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
My face will be all over it, Liam, Liam Dan,
business editor at large at The New Zealand. Hero Mate,
We appreciate your expertise this afternoon.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Oh no, good luck with good luck with it. I
look forward to popping in.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
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in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yes, indeed, whenever you hear this in the middle of
a song, give us a call on No. Eight hundred
Hod again you can win yourself a fifty dollars Reburger voucher.
We've got Jeremy on the line today. Jeremy Mayd Bastard.
Hell's life.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Good?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Thanks mate?
Speaker 8 (32:10):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Very well. You're having a good day, Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Absolutely. He's just driven up from Master and there at Auckland. Ah,
what the hell of a drive that is?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Which way do you go to get over the hill there?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ah?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
I go the you track over one of.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
The sattle because they've got rid of the gorge, haven't they.
The man were two gorge and they've got a whole
new road o here. It's very special.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
She's a steep bask Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Good well listen Jeremy Keys. He's going to ask you
some questions just to verify that you're not AI.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Al right mate, yeah, I fire them up easy, Just
fire up the questions here mate. What do you do
for a crust?
Speaker 10 (32:54):
I work at the airport Ivory killed plane.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, well he is as what he actually does,
and he's not a I you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah, yeah, that's what he is, if that is what
he is?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yes, Jeremy from Auckland. What's for dinner?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Am I going to?
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Fish and chips?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah? Good? What's your orders?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I know?
Speaker 10 (33:16):
A couple of couple of matter, first hot dog, some chips.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
For the missers. Chips for the messers. You don't dig
into them yourself, mean you're too cool for that. No
man watching the wait and has she allowed anything? If
she allowed anything else other than the chips. So she
just gets a couple of chips. You chuck bows on
the floor through. Yeah, good on you man, Yeah, yeah,
good stuff. How often do you flask their Jeremy? Uh
(33:42):
yeahs backbone ship, yeah, reaking fishing your toeth and a
hot dog?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
What color are your undies there, Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Blue?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Dark blue?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
And final question, Jeremy, what is your deepest fear?
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Scared of his messages? Yeah, just put the details in
the system here and yep, your clean mate, that rebigavouts
all yours.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Nice with the messes, brother, you hold the line, man,
pugs will hook you up with the prize there, bloody
good stuff, man, what honestly I'm worried that AI is
going to call up and these questions might not you.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Know, I'll tell you what can we can we make
an adjustment, either add a question or move one out
and replace it with what is your fashion chap order?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
But they were talking about what is your fashion chap order?
Because A I wouldn't know, well, because we have it.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
We're doing you know, what what's for dinner? Anyway? Yeah,
we're asking that anyway. But if you change it to
your fashion chap order, they might say something weird, you know,
if they're AI. Yeah, that's true, A good way to
read them out. And I'm from people's fashion chap orders.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
For some reason, he was having two fish and hot.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
That's a lot. So I'd go one and one. There's
enough for me, and I'd have the chips. I wouldn't
give them to my missus.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
You see, I just go one and no chips.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Just one fish. Yeah, no chips.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
No, I go a bit of tart here with my fish.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
You like, you would have some chips, you would not
have any chips.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I do, but not the soggy if and so give
me Reburger chips every week.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, but you.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Know, having bad chips, yeah, I have often had bad chips.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, but not all fish and chips. Chip chips are bed.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Do you guys go through the chips and find the
crispy ones?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I generally start. I don't like the big ones. I
like the smaller, you know, the more amount of fried
surface area and more salt. And AI wouldn't get this, man,
I wouldn't be able to get involved in this chip.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I actually like Usually I like the small, crispy ones,
but when I'm eating fish and chips, I like the
big ones. What's that about?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You like the big ones?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Jason?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Do you you like big ones?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
You?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I like big chips. Guys, Come on, man, grow you this.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
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Is that it?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
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Speaker 2 (37:08):
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Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll put a circle around that one.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
What's for to night? Feels great question? Great question, you go.
I've had some sakes soon at the home that hasn't
been cooked. It's been there for a while now. I
don't know how old she is, but I'm hoping that's
going to be on the old dear grill. Tonight feels nice.
Cut um, it's some kind of a filler. Not sure,
I fell, I think, oh WOWI yeah, I'm pretty rich,
(37:41):
cashed up. It's all that well into paranormal cash. I've
got your see sure that what we're do in the
shadows money, all that talk back money, all the two
days on for the world of people. Money.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know, what are you having kezy tonight?
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I'm having allso selling with chicken. I get nay, no,
it was last night. We didn't atually get time because
my wife was out for drinks and she was going
to make the salad. But she didn't get home a
little bit later than she thought she was sacked, so
we just got tie instead takeaways.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Rich, Wow, you're having that for dinner tonight. And you've
had your twenty dumplings this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
No, no, no, I had takeaway last night.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, but you had twenty dumplings this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
You had twenty dumplings for lunch, not this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
So you had takeaway and then you had breakfast, and
then you had takeaways.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
You're a shalkon bath.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yes, that's pretty much it. I'm having the meat the.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Meatballs from Friday. You there the other day, I know,
but we didn't that didn't defrosting time on the village,
just to frosted on a bed of couscouse and roasted vegetables.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I got a question about the other night. You didn't
have any spaghetti available with the meatballs. What was the
thinking there?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just you dip your breads in it and stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You didn't have any bread. I bought the bread.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, well that's why I asked you to buy the breed.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
See, that's why it's a six out of team. I'm
just saying, like it was great.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
I'm just saying, are you allowed to make him down, Jose,
because he's been mean about your night. Boy, can you
only do it on the merits of his.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Night, I'm beginning to do it's purely on the merits
of his.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Because if he can, then it's just him being immature.
I'm just playing. I'm doing what I'm supposed to.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
I'm not heavy straight away that it's so far away
your place, Kensy in terms of about West, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yes, crazy out that way. Tune Velvet Revolver, the.
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Speaker 2 (39:41):
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which means it's time four.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Five, six, seven, eight, Men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
one and a half, mogis, et cetera. Fellas you know,
we started doing that because originally we had a sting,
(40:10):
but then we lost it because it expired. Yeah, and
then so now we just do it a cappella.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
And then I play the original sting underneath it. I
do and then turn it up when the music starts.
It's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
It's great stuff.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Fellas my daughter, the Emogi Manogi, as I like to
call her, she's lost a tooth. Yeah, they fall out, Keysy.
I don't know if you know.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
That pretty young for them to be falling out, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Yeah, yeah, they fall out pretty young, pretty shocking. But
of course she's always got a hand out. You know,
she wants to get cashed up. The tooth theory. Yes,
and so it cost me, well you know it cost
a tooth, yes, not me, thankfully, But.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Is it two bucks? The tooth theory, because when my
dad was one dollar in your day, Jason, was it
like a shilling or that was tap of it's yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:03):
So yeah, so she anyway, so she put her tooth
underneath her pillow there, and the tooth theory even writes
for a note, tiny little note. Wow, beautiful little hand
it's got the beautiful note to note it wrote.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Does she write it with like a pin or is
it like typed out nowadays as well? No, it looks
like it's done with some kind of ink. I don't
know all the secrets of the faery's Keyzy, but it
looks like an ink. Okay, yeah, but I said to
my daughter there, of course, and she didn't know this.
Jase was that, sure, you get you get money from
(41:35):
the tooth theory when you lose a tooth, but when
your tooth grows back, and it grows back, you have
to give the money back to the tooth theory with interest.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yes, what they're like a little loan shark, very much so.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
And that's about one hundred percent. It's like your four
bucks when it's by the time it's growing back four bucks,
that one.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
And she thought it was just get you get it,
and of course that's what people remember that you get
the money. That's great, yes, but you got to hand
it over as well when your tooth grows back because
you don't need it anymore.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I think i'd remember if I had to pay back
twice as much when I was a kid, Like, there
was a lot of money when I was a kid.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Do you had other things on your mind?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Like what no, what what do you mean by that?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Well, you had lots of stresses going on keys? Oh yeah,
yeah you did. Yeah, so ay. She was a bit
surprised by that.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
And I guess technically, technically, is that is that a
is it a fairy rule or is that old man
Moggie's rule, because she's got a a money box here,
a little piggybank that's fear overflowing with cash on account
of all the teeth that she's losing.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
And old Moggi swear like a sailor. She gets a
dollar every time I swear. But I need some money
for the poky's. Yeah, we'll hang on. So is it
a tooth fairy rule or is this a Moggi rule?
Speaker 3 (42:57):
That's what we're trying to Does the fairy get the money?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
You never know who's listening? Easy, That would be my point.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
It was the same in my household. Yes, it wasn't
the pokies. For me.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
It was the darts, right, Okay? I mean, so you're
taking money from your child to go to the pokies.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
And potentially make infinitely more money.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, I guess there is that.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
The Queen of the Nile is a harsh mistress, kezy,
but she can be a generous one.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yes, she can be in my experience.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Right, So you take it. You do the same scheme chase,
But for darts it was not a scheme. It sounds
like a scheme.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
What do you mean, man?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Were you literally taking money off your child.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
No, we're teaching them the value of money.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
But then he's taking it to the pokies.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Yes, that's that's in the future.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
When she's an adult, she can do the same go
to the Pokeyes, yes, actually on that note, Jase, your
daughter turns eighteen tomorrow, you'll be taking it down to
the Queen of the Nile bloody Otho will mate.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
The whole king Big Show was Jason Ike in Kezy
Tune in four.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
On Radio Bush There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening. The time is twenty to seven now, Fellas,
normally at this time of the show we were going
to do Meet Patty Nap sixty nine. But something happened
that has enraged me so much so that we've got
the full court press in here. We even got Pugshan
in the studio because it needs to be addressed now,
(44:25):
because it's a Fellas. Yeah, good thing. Thanks s having me,
because I've got a massive bone depict I got a
bowl a bit.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Is it bugging you?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
No? And this occurred, well yes, I'm bluggy, sorry man.
This occurred while you were in studio b Pugsan and Mogi.
You were out of the studio, okay, where Keysy told
me flat out to my face that I had This
(45:01):
is what he said. I decided to mark you down
because of all the time are you talking about? Because
of all the times you dissed my wife's.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Cooking the dinner party.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
That marked me down for the dinner party, because of
all the times you guys dissed my wife's cooking. Then
he said, but I didn't get the same satisfaction from
it that you guys did dissing my wife's cooking. So
I wanted to change my score to seven because it
wasn't fear because six suggests that it was a just
(45:39):
above average meal an evening, and it was much better
than that.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't say
any of that stuff. That is just you've literally you've
come on here, you've gathered the full team together, you've
played three stems, and then you've just spoken crazy talk
like where did you get that from? Like when will
you just let sleeping dogs lie? It was a six
out of ten evening. I don't I just I don't know.
(46:08):
I'm so sorry, Parkers. We've wasted your time.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
I could be producing.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
You could be producing right now.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
There's no producer.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
So I just I don't know what to tell you, guy.
I'm so sorry. I don't Yeah, I don't know what's
happening here. I just wanted to meet petting up sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Put your hand on your heart and lock me in
the eyes, Keezy, and tell me that's not exactly what
you just told me.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Jace. That is not exactly what I just told you. Okay,
So it's just.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
So he's marked you down as payback.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
He'd already determined that he was going to mark me down.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
But which I've heard you say before, really, because you
said to your wife, who gave it a ten out
of ten, but you got to make them down because.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
They always begging You're they're always begging your cooking. Yeah,
but she was giving them a tin he was. She
was saying that it was a perfect dinner party.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
That's right. No, But I guess my point being that
I know that you are marking down already because of
the way we've treated you know, your wife.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
I'm a little bit upsote you guys. Sort this out
all right, No, Jase, come back.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Jason is not happy, Jace. He's out of here. I
was just thinking I wanted to change my score to
a six.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Really Yeah, Hey, Pugs, Jase isn't here, so can you
throw to the next song?
Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah, you can have a turn if you want.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Can I just tell you we're literally going to add
I don't know why you come on.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Well there you go, your man Barcards. That's a big
show down and dusted this Wednesday evening. We are good, Christopher?
All good, Christopher? What what's the podcast outro clip? Please?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Christopher?
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Just play it please?
Speaker 3 (48:11):
It's about leeching. I don't want to be part of
these businesses.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Do well when they're hugely successful.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
That's not me. Man, I agreed at the end. Man,
I like to find my own success. I want to
just latch onto other successful people.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Sure you do?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah? Okay, sure man? I mean happen Moggie. What are
you up to tonight? Mate?
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Going to ride my bike home? Man, got a little
bit of work on, got busy, got a busy. What's
the date today?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Twenty fifth?
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I'm looking at my watch like I can see it.
I got a busy. Five weeks of hitting me fellows,
and then it should be all cruising for the rest
of my life after that, all going well, or be
even busier, Jase, thanks for asking me.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, great stuff mate. Well listen, it's been a pleasure
having your company.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
What I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Make sure you check out the Instagram. Make sure you
check out the podcasts because there's a lot going on
in there.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
There's a bit of a reft of the Big show
everyone at home. Keysey has said some shocking things to
jose off here. We've made a break out of it.
Keysey's lied to Joseph's face and see it didn't happen,
and Jess is struggling to come to terms with it.
And as far as he's concerned, if Keys is going
to be like that and then you just won't have
anything to.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Do with them.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Thank you, Mogi pleasure. It's it's pretty a pleasure having
your company. Thanks for listening to the show. Do check
out the podcast, Do check out the Instagram. Until tomorrow
you'll probably see most of us here. Goodbye.
The hope I keep a big show, show show thanks
to crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
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the note and key, Oh, get a your mad Barstard's
great have your company on this glorious Wednesday afternoon. It
is the twenty fifth of February twenty twenty six, and you,
my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
(00:30):
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Speaker 4 (00:40):
Change the game. Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Speaking of which, gooda Murgi Stallion House life go.
Speaker 5 (00:54):
Pretty grassy, your mad dog. You're sixth of the They
finally got a bit of a summer around here, don't we.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Yeah. It's beautiful as a little bit.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Of sunshine, no cloud, no rain, day after day after
day of it. Finally, Yes, all right. We're a couple
of days away from the start of autumn as well. Keezy, alright,
so you try and enjoy yourself, right brother, And when
you drinking your lip around because summer's over, still got
autumn to look forward to.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
You Kezy, chin up mate, do it man, come on keys.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Keezy Caezy Caezy Okay, feelers.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey Keezy. Oh hi. I said in the podcast outtro
that you've got a sort of Fonsie look going on today,
and then you said, do you remember when? But I
want to change it. You look like you you own
your own Italian restaurant.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, and it's not going very well.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
It's struggling. Well, what's wrong with it?
Speaker 5 (01:43):
No, No, it's good because people are not coming through
the doors.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
It's just very it's very white. I'm worried about sort
of souce splatter. And now I've just heard before we
went to air that you've just had twenty dumplings, twenty big,
so you know, I'm amazed that it's not covered and
sort of do you want to know the Chacy dump?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yes, I took my shirt off and ate the doublegs.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Nice, you're a bag. Yes, there's a single under their a.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah looks good, thanks guy.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Well you look a good too, Jayce. You've got your
seagull shirt on.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah. Thanks man. We've got this very strange situation. Well,
it's not that strange. We didn't bring our ironing board
with us to our new apartment. Why so everything is
raggedy air. Well, it's just one of those things. And
it was a pretty ratchet ironing board as it was,
and it was like, do we need this? We'll just
leave it behind you. We can't be ys And so
(02:38):
all my shirts are a little bit sort of lined
and crinkled at the moment, which I'm not happy about.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Do you have a dryer?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes, we've got a dryer.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
In there. Isn't there a thing you can do?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I shove them in the dryer, but they tumble around
and get all sort of creased up. Keysing, Hey, Mogi,
what's coming up on the show? Mate? What's happening on
the Big Show with old mogis?
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Well, not only have we got one and a half
Mowgi's and Keysy falling flat on his face over the weekend,
it's going to be a good piece of chat there.
But Jizz, you had a dream about one of the
members of the Big Show. We've also got Liam Dan,
the New Zealand Hero Business Editor at Large, coming into
have a discussion about your business idea, Jason. Yes, great
hell of a business idea it is. If you haven't heard,
it's cheese, toasties and stick mags. But coming up next
(03:32):
we'll be asking everybody. It's a big pole. I guess
how often do you wash your clothes?
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Right?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Okay, I'm a bit stuck by this one. Keys and
I got into a bit of a chat about it
last night. Yeah, so I'd like to get to the
bottom of it.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's a pretty heated and robust discussion.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Was well, that's a good thing. There's nothing wrong with that.
Don't shy away from a robust discussion. Feels hey, he's
of smashing pumpkins.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah. Bit tramped there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
This beautiful Wednesday afternoon. The time is four thirteen.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
Fellows, we're going to do a little bit of a
chat here about clothes washing. I don't know if this
is a big pole.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Ye, I don't know either.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, we'll get to it later on. We'll decide about
But Keysy and I got to chat and yesterday about
how often you wash your clothes? And I was looking
at my T shirt and I was thinking, you know what,
I might just hang this up at the end of
the day. Keyser said, you're mad, mate, You said I
don't think it's that dirty, I said. How do you
judge whether something's going to go on the wash or not?
What do you say, keysy?
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I said, I sniff it, he said, stench.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Key does it by smell? I do it by filth.
If it's clearly dirty and it's got marks on, it
goes in the wash.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yes, see if mine's filthy, but I sniffer and it
smells all good, straight back in the old.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Drawer there, right, So your T shirts they go in
a drawer and you don't hang them up.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, I wish I could hang them up. We don't
have enough space shirts and things.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Tell me about it. I lick mine. Look your what
T shirt? Under the arm pit?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
And let's how you know?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And if it's salty, she goes in the wash.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Right, Why can't you smell it? Like, what's the point
in having that nosey?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
If he'd lose half of the T shirt up as
back of his sinuses?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, yeah, to bagger everything. Well, this is something because
you got I mean, it depends what item of clothing
we're talking about here, because you guys changed me re jeans,
you remember, Yes, I washed my jeans every two days
and You're like, no, no, no, no, no, you don't
do that, hoody Jay. You wear them for at least
(05:35):
a week, And I was like, do you really?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
But you're using your You're wearing yours on consecutive days,
which makes you feel like you need to wash them.
But now I'm running more pants, and there's jeans, more pants.
I might wear them four times over the course of
two weeks, but not wash them, whereas if I was
wearing my jeans, I'd be wearing them a few days
in a row and then I wash them, right okay.
But I've also noticed with my kids washing, if she
wears it, then it goes in the wash regardless. I
(06:00):
actually find that I do that a lot. If I
wear it just goes in the straightaway, regardless of whether
it's diruty or not.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
The bane of my life, and I've talked about this before.
We're doing two or three washes a day and there
and there's three of us and my wife and I
are like, what what is going on? But like whenever
I wear a shirt or anything, it's in the.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Wash day, even that shirt there, button up shirt.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Even this shit here, like my andies. Obviously I let those,
you know, smell those. But generally speaking, I'm talking a
day and that's it right in the wash andies.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
Once you step out of you at your undies, they
don't go back on again.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
No, it's my vibe. And yeah, well if I might
wear them the next day to go to the gym, so.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
You've taken off your your your andies from the day,
from the day back home, and then the next day
in the morning, I wake up and rather than wear
in fresh under peas to the gym, which are then
going to be sweaty and soiled and I have to
get rid of, I'll take my old andies, wear them
for an hour at the gym, and then change into
new ones for the day.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
It's yaky, is it yacky? No?
Speaker 7 (07:10):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
What I do is I when I go to bed,
I take my jeans off, I keep my undies on,
and I wake up the next morning in me undies
and then I wear them until I have a shower
that day.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
So you're wearing the same pair of hondies for twenty
four hours. It's not necessarily twenty three hours and fifty minutes.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Not necessarily, And might put them fresh undies on at
two in the afternoon.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Keys Okay, it's so weird, but how many changes of
clothes are you doing on the day because you you
sort of get around your house in one get up
and then before you come and hear you wear something else.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Well, this is the other interesting thing. My trakies I
very raally wash. I just wear the trackies in the
morning with my filthy ndies.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah. So so my house set up is I have
a house shirt and house pants. I don't know what's
funny about that.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, okay, it's not.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like a sure set of clothing with a picture of
my house. It's just like just some old T shirts
and some old shorts. I will wear those for two
days and if they recor get stained on and then
whatever are we to work? I usually put on come
to work, when I get home, take it off again. Yeah,
back in the cupboard. Yeah yeah, so interesting.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Well, I'm interested to know how people do it out there,
because I know there's a lot of people that just
wander around wearing these. You can see people around here
wearing the same thing every single day. Yeah, Pugs does that? Yeah,
packs jugging.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Bats us three for a three. Let us know. And
in the meantime, Jace, what are we going to here, man.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I reckon. I'm feeling like a better rage.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
The whole aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Hold ikey us hey fellas. I just want to do
a quick shout out for my mate Joel's Coburn. He
works in the film industry as a gaffer, and he
was out and about in Queenstown. He came off as
e bike No no, he was trying to video himself
on his beautiful little ride on his e bike going
in between the vineyards there and he came off. He
(09:03):
broke his collar bone and there's lots of little bits
of bone floating around and there is going to have
to have an operation.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
So I can't do anything about that.
Speaker 5 (09:11):
That's the thing.
Speaker 8 (09:12):
Man.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
Thoughts and prayers with you. Gels Man, you've had a shocker,
Yeah the road Giles, Yeah, man, And he was because
he had his phone out, Yeah, idiot.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
I sorry, is this a shutout?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Can I just say the other week and I didn't
mention this because I you know, I don't like to
bang on about stuff that I do. I saved a
man's life outside sky City the other day, Charles not Joel's.
We were standing at the lights and the buzzer went
(09:44):
but for the other side of the street, and there
was an old fellow there looking at his phone, and
he started to walk across the street and cow was
taking off at pace right and I grabbed him by
the chit and literally pulled him back, and he was like,
geez jeez.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Memory is a funny thing because I think it was
Jase that walked down into traffic and somebody else grabbed
his shirt, probably you Kezy, and saved his life.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
It was me and I grab it was his lemon shit,
and I grabbed it and pulled it back and all
the buttons ripped off, and he just kept going and
it was just shirtless with.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
My busies flapping it out, flapping.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
Everywhereked all the way home, worked.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
All the way home with my fuzzies flapping everywhere.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Hey, fellows, I just want to try and get back
if we can just get back to this chat about
how f and you wash your clothes. I've had a
whole bunch of texts coming. I personally, I think I
washed my clothes every single day except for my gym andies.
So I wear my andies all day long. And then
I take them off, and then I hop into bed
with my dirty little downstairs and I get in my
sheets there, and then the next day I wake up
and I put my dirty andies on, and then I
(10:46):
go to the gym.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
How do you feel about that, CAZy, Well, it's obviously disgusting.
Speaker 5 (10:49):
Obviously, Well, somebody's texted in three for three hundred percent
agree Ari were in use today's andy's for the gym
the next day? That's from being he says, it's backbone shit?
Does he?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Wow, he's disgusting as well. I mean, and obviously it
goes without saying that a lot of people have far
dirtier jobs than we do.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Sure, sure do you think easy when Mogi? When Mogi
goes to the gym, everyone goes, Oh, here's old stinky Assmogi.
Stink ass, stink Assmogi.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Probably how many pairs of money do you have?
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Thirty?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Wow? A lot.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
We've got a lot of piers of honeyes. Although I'm
finee now I've reached a critical point with them because
I'm getting a lot of holes in the ass, Yes,
a lot of holes on the ass, and I keep
forgetting to take photos of them and seend them to
the group.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Now that's all good man, you're all good.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
I work with dogs. So everything gets washed after being
warm once, doesn't matter what it is. Everything gets warm once,
then washed, including bras.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
We're not. Here's a curious thing. When I used to
when I was in the Australian outback breaking up the
poos with a stack.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh what's that called again?
Speaker 3 (11:53):
There was a log breaker two.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Las ye log breaker. I never washed my clothes right.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Right, Well that makes sense because I've had another texts
on three for eight three from a farmer who says
I can't stay clean either, like you jas when you're
siting turns and you know, no point in clean clothes
at all work. Jean's only going to get dirty again
the next day. So run them out until they have
too many holes in the crotch, too easy, hate washing,
waste of time, water, et cetera. Stay dirty, who cares?
(12:23):
Yeah that's what you sound like, Jason, Yeah, yeah, backbone.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Four on Radio hok and exists there on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is four
to fifty one let's talk TV. What's on the Telly
with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
Yeah, man, woo, I don't watch anything last night. Feelers
did a little bit of work. I was intending to
watch Small Town Scandal better than watch it, and I'm
saving my final review until the whole thing's finished.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Fields Okay, I started watching The Three Body Problem again. No, no,
what is it?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Three buzzy problem?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Three buzzy problem? Yes, well no, three buzzies wouldn't be
a problem. Why would there be a problem.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
I don't know. I didn't write the show.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The three people Problem, that's it? What is it?
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Three body problem?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Three body problem? I thought it was that sort of
scientifically Wi fi not Wi Fi, sort of sci fi
kind of.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
Booth at Google dot Com.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
To be honest, I wasn't really paying attention. And then
I turned it off and put some tunes on.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You're nice, man, How many buzzies out of five?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
The tunes or the show?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Just the show.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
Three buzzies? Yea, yeah, it's actually a good show. I've
watched it before. I just went back to it because
I couldn't be asked finding something else.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Saturday Night, Right says going back a bit, my wife
and I were doing a jigsaw puzzle and I was
drinking some wine left over one from your dinner party, Jason,
because I was rushed out.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
The door before either. Did you take that home? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Well am I going to leave it at Jason turn up.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
For the books.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Drink?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
He doesn't drink, so I was like, yes, I will
be taking that home.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah good, that's well.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
I actually handed it to you, but you were too
steamed to remember.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Okay, this is not the time. But my wife and
they were like, let's watch a movie. And then we
sort of did a bit of scrolling and my wife
we stopped on Little Miss Sunshine. Great film. I've never
seen it.
Speaker 5 (14:32):
I've never seen it either, brilliant, my wife was.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
I remember that being really good back in the day
with Steve Kroll.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
What's not there's a great knee greeg cannee. Yes.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Alan Markhan won the Academy Wolf for Bear Supporting Actor,
beating our Eddie Murphy and Dream Girls.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
Who did Allen the Elder who's on Heroin? Yes, so funny,
great character. That movie rules, It's brilliant. It's a really
really good movie. And it's like twenty years old now,
and I didn't know anything about it, and so I
remember watching the trailer two decades ago. My wife said, yeah,
I like that movie. I'm pretty sure. When she watched
it a long time ago, I said, sweet, just put
(15:07):
it on. I don't want to know the trailer, don't
want know anything. Just watched it. Really really really good movie.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
All my girls love that movie. Tony, she's always pretty good.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Too, and the kids are great, and the little girl's great, and.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The entire cast is very good.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, and so I gave it like four point two
busies out a five. Absolutely wasn't ready to love it.
And then I watched it and was like, that was excellent,
really funny film.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yes, very good, really good.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope you're getting through
hump day, tickety boo. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Rebig.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Gear, serving good times and good food Dinah or take
away Reburger today.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
To say this, I'm breaking up with you serious in
a way. It's really big. It's just so I can't
it's so crave worthy. I can't stop craving it. And
and it's hand crafted.
Speaker 7 (16:20):
In the hall.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah well yeah, as over the brig is yeah, well
have you tried the fries is pretty good? Yeah, yeah,
that'll be quite.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
Yeah that quite.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yeah, they are very but getting dumped over it.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
You know, it's an addiction, Keysy. It's like you and
your dumplings.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Even I'm not about to break up with my wife
over dumplings.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
When's the last time your dumplings today? When's last time
you saw your wife this morning? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Not good?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
And can I say, just from our dinner the other night,
the vibe you might not be wanting to dump dump
her keasy.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I think Kesey's missus is key to Dumpham has been
a yarn on our show for almost five years now.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I would never suggest that your wife was in a
dump you.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
More especially don't think she was going to dump him.
Given the new bogi.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Kesey's expecting a child is now a new joke that's
read its head of the last six months. And to
be honest, I could take a leave both of those
those jokes. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, okay, hey now listen, coming up very soon, We've
got Liam Dan from the New Zealand here to come
and talk to me about my new business idea. Yes,
I think Keasey has a fall and your chance to
win a fifty dollars Reeberger voucher. But let's start off
with a bit of Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The Hlucky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Tune in four on Radio Lucky.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
He's indeed tooll there on the radio. Ho Lucky, excuse
me our big show this Wednesday afternoon, the time five fourteen.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
You're good? Yeah, man, okay, cool, your mouth not full
of chips and your throat on me and okay, sweet
just checkick how you feel is had a bit of
an embarrassing situation having to me over the weekend. It
was Saturday afternoon. My wife and I were going through
an open home and we looked around the property and
I have we looked around the property and you know
(18:19):
how you say, you go to an open home and
you sort of you take your shoes off, you go
inside details right, you know.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
You're bending over taking off your shoes and someone's looked
down your top and saw your NEPs.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, that wasn't it. And if that did happen then
good for there, that's fine, you know, there's nothing wrong
with that.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Bully for them, yeah exactly.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
And so went inside signed and had to look around
the property and came out and when you into the house,
there's all these piece of shoes, very busy, open home.
And when you into the house is like a balcony
that's probably three steps up. Yeah, sure, very low balcony.
And I was putting my my shoes on, my floaters, yeah,
my big new balances there. I was putting them on,
(18:58):
and a family came out of the front door and
they all sort of spread out started putting their shoes on,
and basically once mine were on, I couldn't make my
way to the stairs because they were all on the way.
So I was like, oh, I'll just jump down off
the deck straight onto the grass there. It's only like
forty fifty centimeters. Yeah, And so I jumped off the
(19:18):
deck and landed in some sort of hole with my
big float of shoes.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
Much big hole.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
It was a big hole because they had massive floaterdah. Yeah,
it was a big hole. But it was like in
the ground and because of the lawnmower when it goes
across it, you know, it was all just and I
couldn't see it.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
It's like a trap door or something like that.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It's like a trap door. Yeah, jeezy, got your good
there are anyway. So I landed in there with one
of my one of my feet landed in that. I
rolled my ankle really quite bad and then fell over.
And this is out the front.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
What did you land on though your side? Your face?
I'm not going to say, did you did you land
on your your booty?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
I landed on all fours.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I was going to say, did you land on all fours?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Did your missus ask if you're okay? No, she laughed,
and what did you look over your shoulder and say
that's not on?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
I looked over her my shoulder and I said, I'm
actually I actually really hurt myself and the little because
there were two little kids with the couple that were
coming in.
Speaker 5 (20:19):
And they were laughing too.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Well, no, they were all really worried, and my wife
was laughing because it was like a funny situation. Don't worry,
he'll get up. And that's when I looked over my
shoulder and said, I've actually really hurt myself.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, that's so interesting, and.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Hang on and so I sent I had to send here,
she had to go get the car and bring it
into the driveway of the open home because we were
parked up the street right, because I couldn't walk down
to the car. Wow, And so I just had to
sit on the stairs at the front of the open home.
Well there's a cure, probably ten people there just standing
there watching while I was just fell over and then
had to sit there while my wife when I got.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
The cart right, jack out of yourself. I wouldn't say
you go that fast. So because you came in on
Monday there, that was on what was it Sunday? Set
Sunday there, and you can't and here you've goot as gold,
and yet your wife had had to send your wife
go and pick up a car like an ambulance. So
that because you couldn't walk, and you've come in here
on Monday, brand new, brand new, brand spanking you, my
(21:13):
ankle was strapped up.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Well this is really interesting because because.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
I googled how to strap an ankle, I got a.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Call from your wife last night and she was chuckling
away there on the phone, and she told me a
quite different story, right, And what actually happened was you
did fall as stated, and you were on all fours
and then one of the little kids from the family went,
(21:40):
oh old keezy steamed again.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah that's what happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And then one
of the other little kids like hopped on my back
like I was a horse.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah that's terrible. That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Keezys for the sympathy feelers.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
Are you going to be okay for Gulf tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
I don't know, man, I don't know, because my ankle
is pretty sore, it's pretty swollen, and even though we
youtubed how to strap an ankle and did that, it's
still still a bit sensitive.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
So did you have to sit in the back of
the car? What was the guts there?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Yeah, I sat in the back and sort of put
the front seat down so I could had my leg up.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
It's good because yeah, yeah, you don't want it to
get too swollen, and just put it up there and
make sure that the blood goes down there. And rice
and a bit of rice, yes.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
A bit of rice. Well you raise it and then
compression elevation right, bicycles frozen when he had.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
No idea what you were picturing rice, and you just said, yeah,
this is a don't change the subject.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Did you put frozen peas on it when you Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Good man, and had a couple of neurofin as well.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
This is Ache the whole Key Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Hees indeed radio head there on the Radio Hot Archy
Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. We've got a very special
guest in the studio with us this afternoon, Liam Dan,
business editor at Large with The New Zealand. Here'll good mate,
how are you going?
Speaker 9 (23:18):
Yeah, Cuota, thanks for having me in.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
It's an absolutely pleasure mate. It's been a while. We
used to do stuff with you back in the Boujar days.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Yeah, a long time ago. Now I'm still tucking away
just doing that.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Yeah, doing your job well, listen mate, we got you
down here for your your business expertise. Basically, I've just
recently moved into the CBD and I've been looking for
business opportunities and myself and the fellows have stumbled upon
one which we think would work very well and I
wanted to get your sort of thoughts on it.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Yeah, and Liam, we just want to reiterate too, we
wouldn't have dragged you down here to come on the
show unless we didn't think that the idea had legs.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Basically, that's right, that's right. So currently what Jason is doing,
CB did that sounds for the central business.
Speaker 9 (23:57):
Not the less active stuffective stuff.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
That's right. But Jason now spends every single day just
wandering around you know, central Auckland. I'm just looking at things.
And one of the things he discovered was a small
office there going for two hundred and thirty dollars per week,
and he thought to himself, now, what can I do
with this space? He brought the idea into us and
I would say that light instruct Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
We work shopped because whereas it Jase, it's in like
a food court or something, isn't he what?
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's in a food court, But the area that it's
in is not the actual food court itself. There's sort
of retail shops and then a food court.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Now.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Hospitality is a very very difficult business to be in
at the moment, as you well know leave lots of
places are shutting down. So what do you add on?
What's different? What's something you can do something? What else
can you do to get people through the door and
stick around?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
Yes, so I've we've come up with this idea and
I want to run it past you. And it's basically
an outlet that sells cheese, toasties and stick mags.
Speaker 10 (24:58):
As a combos a you can have combo deal or individually.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Wow, that's one of the things. You know, these are
the sort of things we want to talk about.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
So that's the sort of thing that you can get you.
So you go into your order, for example, cheese toasty
with mcclua pickles. While you're waiting for Jay's there to
make that cheese toasty, there's an array of wide selection
of stick mags that you can peruse and or buy. Now,
one of the two things is going to get you
(25:29):
through the door. It's either going to be these delicious
cheese and they will be MOI, they'll be delicious cheese
and McClure pickle toast sandwiches or stick mags. Now you're
going to like one or the other, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:42):
I mean I can see the there's not a lot
of great cheese toasty places in central looking room exactly, mate, exactly.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
And how many great stick mag joints are almost.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
You just don't see them anymore. Liam that's the point.
You know, we've got a few quirky little ideas. You know,
when I when I serve up the toasties, for example,
they'll be wrapped in a centifold.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
So do you have any questions about this limb at
this point?
Speaker 10 (26:08):
So, I guess the one of the issues with the
magazine side of the business magazine generally has been the
Internet and availability of Well this is this is.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
The thing that I think actually works about it because
you know, I think people like to go about retro
thank you. You know you're thinking of your records of course,
and actually having a stick mag in your hands. There's
something about it. I mean, you can get novels and
stuff on all sorts of electronic devices, but there's nothing
like an actual sticknag in your hands.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
That's right. And you can't you know, you can't get
a cheese toasted sandwich, you know, on the internet or
something again, but obviously it's too late. But actually you know,
feeling the fabric of the fiber there, yeah, and between
your fingers there while you're eating your cheese toast you're
waiting for it, and certainly a foot traffic. I think
that's the key. If you're walking in past, and we've
(27:03):
come up with a name for it, Jase.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
There's a few names actually whatever, because that's always, strangely
the hardest part. We've come up with blue cheese.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
That's for the listeners. Help us with this, and Liam,
feel free to tell us your favorite peaches and creamed corn.
Speaker 9 (27:18):
I'm not sure about cream corn and a toast.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
I don't like it either. I voted that down from
etoire don't eat the beet?
Speaker 9 (27:34):
Do you read the magazines while you're there?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Yes, well this is.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Because it's given you saying while you're there. You can
also buy them as well when you leave, But you
need to get something through the door. Why am I
going to any cafe around the place if the only
thing they're doing is serve me food? People have got
to step the game up.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Yes, totally. And the idea being that you know, while
you're waiting for your cheese, you're toasty, your cheese toasty.
Then you're just in a you know it's not going
to at your doctors and they've all the magazines there
waiting room, you're flicking through a penthouse. Your toasty comes ready,
(28:10):
and then you think, yes, if you know what I
enjoyed that Pinkhouse. Actually, can you give me the latest
copy of Penthouse?
Speaker 5 (28:16):
I have finished it.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, I haven't finished it.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
I finished with it. Yeah, you're not going to get
through all the articles, No, exactly, Liam Dan once again
New Zealand HEROLD Business Editor at Large. Do you think
this idea has merit?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (28:29):
I guess you've got to You've got to really focus
on who your target audiences.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Twenty five to thirty twenty five to thirty five, anybody.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
That likes cheese toasties, yeah, or buzies.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
And can I just make the point too, I've done
some research on this limb. It's not you know, I've
locked into it. One of the things that you know,
the twenty five to thirty five demol like the two
top things fast food and pawn.
Speaker 10 (28:54):
Right, And I guess you're looking at hipstery kind of people.
You know, this is the retro.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Down and out losers.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Anyone that walks through the door as welcome and what
was the last one you caught it?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Because they're really the other name we had was sandwich
Toasted Sandwiches. So yeah, I walks through the door because
physical media is very hipster, saying Liam, Yeah, what was
the wonder before that from eating beet?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Ok.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
Yeah, but the word of mouth, I think is going
to be.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Totally.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
But it is about that physical feeling. You know, you've
got you've got the pawn mag in one hand, you've
got the toasted sandwiches.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
They totally totally. And this is the thing in terms
of startup costs, we were talking about that yesterday. You know,
obviously a couple of loaves of bread, some cheese.
Speaker 10 (29:51):
It's not a lot the otherheads are you know, prints cheap,
but you've got power.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Tell me what's the biggest downfall for small businesses starting out?
What's what's the sort of fatal mistake that they make?
Speaker 10 (30:06):
It is it's cash flow, So you've got to have
cash coming in, and it's those additional costs. It's not
realizing that the power costs are going to be more
than your think called that the rent goes of course,
and just yeah yeah, so so and and and having
you know, staying out of debt and making sure you've
got maybe some you know, you could be looking for
(30:27):
some angel investors. Yes, you know, what do you call it?
A venture capitalists? You're interested in sort.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Of would you be interested in it.
Speaker 9 (30:37):
Well, I'm a business journalist.
Speaker 10 (30:40):
I have no money, right, okay, Yeah, an opportunity is
I can talk to some people.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Yeah, that'd be good to night.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Right, So you're going to genuinely go and talk to
people and say, I've got an idea for you. Jason
starting a business called Toasted Sandwich is well, I.
Speaker 10 (30:56):
Mean, you know, if it comes up, you know, with
with some of the executives and so on, that too.
Speaker 9 (31:02):
I mean, I don't know, you know, you can imagine
this company.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
It feels like I feel I feel more comfortable with
Jason's heat and bead. Is it eating beat eating? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (31:14):
I think this has been massively beneficial. It's done nothing
except for boost your confidence.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, I'm feeling better about it.
Speaker 10 (31:19):
Actually, you're starting with the celebrity you know, you guys
are you guys are the faces of.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
My face will be all over it, Liam, Liam Dan,
business editor at large at The New Zealand. Hero Mate,
We appreciate your expertise this afternoon.
Speaker 9 (31:34):
Oh no, good luck with good luck with it. I
look forward to popping in.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Gross.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
The Hilarchy Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on radio.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Yes, indeed, whenever you hear this in the middle of
a song, give us a call on No. Eight hundred
Hod again you can win yourself a fifty dollars Reburger voucher.
We've got Jeremy on the line today. Jeremy Mayd Bastard.
Hell's life.
Speaker 4 (32:09):
Good?
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Thanks mate?
Speaker 8 (32:10):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Very well. You're having a good day, Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Absolutely. He's just driven up from Master and there at Auckland. Ah,
what the hell of a drive that is?
Speaker 8 (32:21):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
Which way do you go to get over the hill there?
Speaker 2 (32:24):
Ah?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
I go the you track over one of.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
The sattle because they've got rid of the gorge, haven't they.
The man were two gorge and they've got a whole
new road o here. It's very special.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
She's a steep bask Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Good well listen Jeremy Keys. He's going to ask you
some questions just to verify that you're not AI.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Al right mate, yeah, I fire them up easy, Just
fire up the questions here mate. What do you do
for a crust?
Speaker 10 (32:54):
I work at the airport Ivory killed plane.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, well he is as what he actually does,
and he's not a I you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah, yeah, that's what he is, if that is what
he is?
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yes, Jeremy from Auckland. What's for dinner?
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Am I going to?
Speaker 10 (33:09):
Fish and chips?
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Yeah? Good? What's your orders?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
I know?
Speaker 10 (33:16):
A couple of couple of matter, first hot dog, some chips.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
For the missers. Chips for the messers. You don't dig
into them yourself, mean you're too cool for that. No
man watching the wait and has she allowed anything? If
she allowed anything else other than the chips. So she
just gets a couple of chips. You chuck bows on
the floor through. Yeah, good on you man, Yeah, yeah,
good stuff. How often do you flask their Jeremy? Uh
(33:42):
yeahs backbone ship, yeah, reaking fishing your toeth and a
hot dog?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
What color are your undies there, Jeremy.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Blue?
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Dark blue?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:58):
All right?
Speaker 3 (33:59):
And final question, Jeremy, what is your deepest fear?
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Scared of his messages? Yeah, just put the details in
the system here and yep, your clean mate, that rebigavouts
all yours.
Speaker 7 (34:14):
Nice with the messes, brother, you hold the line, man,
pugs will hook you up with the prize there, bloody
good stuff, man, what honestly I'm worried that AI is
going to call up and these questions might not you.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Know, I'll tell you what can we can we make
an adjustment, either add a question or move one out
and replace it with what is your fashion chap order?
Speaker 3 (34:39):
But they were talking about what is your fashion chap order?
Because A I wouldn't know, well, because we have it.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
We're doing you know, what what's for dinner? Anyway? Yeah,
we're asking that anyway. But if you change it to
your fashion chap order, they might say something weird, you know,
if they're AI. Yeah, that's true, A good way to
read them out. And I'm from people's fashion chap orders.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
For some reason, he was having two fish and hot.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
That's a lot. So I'd go one and one. There's
enough for me, and I'd have the chips. I wouldn't
give them to my missus.
Speaker 2 (35:07):
You see, I just go one and no chips.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
Just one fish. Yeah, no chips.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
No, I go a bit of tart here with my fish.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
You like, you would have some chips, you would not
have any chips.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I do, but not the soggy if and so give
me Reburger chips every week.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
Yeah, but you.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Know, having bad chips, yeah, I have often had bad chips.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yeah, but not all fish and chips. Chip chips are bed.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Do you guys go through the chips and find the
crispy ones?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I generally start. I don't like the big ones. I
like the smaller, you know, the more amount of fried
surface area and more salt. And AI wouldn't get this, man,
I wouldn't be able to get involved in this chip.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
I actually like Usually I like the small, crispy ones,
but when I'm eating fish and chips, I like the
big ones. What's that about?
Speaker 2 (35:54):
You like the big ones?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
Jason?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Do you you like big ones?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
You?
Speaker 4 (36:00):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I like big chips. Guys, Come on, man, grow you this.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Here's a d C.
Speaker 1 (36:10):
The Hohodiching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune in
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Speaker 3 (36:23):
Beef, Chicken, Vegan and vegetarian options available. Reburger of redefining the.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Norm, which is sad because it's.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Not really Why are you going quiet? That's because it's
too long?
Speaker 5 (36:45):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
No? It's too short? Really? Old one? I mean. Having
said that, I like a lot of the old ones.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
All right, all right, hang on, let me do another one.
Beef checking vegan and vegetarian options, Reburger of redefining the.
Speaker 5 (37:03):
Norm be today.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, that's pretty good, you know that one?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll put a circle around that one.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
What's for to night? Feels great question? Great question, you go.
I've had some sakes soon at the home that hasn't
been cooked. It's been there for a while now. I
don't know how old she is, but I'm hoping that's
going to be on the old dear grill. Tonight feels nice.
Cut um, it's some kind of a filler. Not sure,
I fell, I think, oh WOWI yeah, I'm pretty rich,
(37:41):
cashed up. It's all that well into paranormal cash. I've
got your see sure that what we're do in the
shadows money, all that talk back money, all the two
days on for the world of people. Money.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know, what are you having kezy tonight?
Speaker 3 (37:55):
I'm having allso selling with chicken. I get nay, no,
it was last night. We didn't atually get time because
my wife was out for drinks and she was going
to make the salad. But she didn't get home a
little bit later than she thought she was sacked, so
we just got tie instead takeaways.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
Rich, Wow, you're having that for dinner tonight. And you've
had your twenty dumplings this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
No, no, no, I had takeaway last night.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, but you had twenty dumplings this afternoon.
Speaker 3 (38:25):
You had twenty dumplings for lunch, not this afternoon.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
So you had takeaway and then you had breakfast, and
then you had takeaways.
Speaker 4 (38:32):
You're a shalkon bath.
Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yes, that's pretty much it. I'm having the meat the.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
Meatballs from Friday. You there the other day, I know,
but we didn't that didn't defrosting time on the village,
just to frosted on a bed of couscouse and roasted vegetables.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
I got a question about the other night. You didn't
have any spaghetti available with the meatballs. What was the
thinking there?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Just you dip your breads in it and stuff.
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You didn't have any bread. I bought the bread.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, well that's why I asked you to buy the breed.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
See, that's why it's a six out of team. I'm
just saying, like it was great.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
I'm just saying, are you allowed to make him down, Jose,
because he's been mean about your night. Boy, can you
only do it on the merits of his.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Night, I'm beginning to do it's purely on the merits
of his.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Because if he can, then it's just him being immature.
I'm just playing. I'm doing what I'm supposed to.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
I'm not heavy straight away that it's so far away
your place, Kensy in terms of about West, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Yes, crazy out that way. Tune Velvet Revolver, the.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Whole Archy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in and four on radio.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Full to there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Wednesday evening, the time being fifteen minutes past six o'clock,
which means it's time four.
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Five, six, seven, eight, Men men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
one and a half, mogis, et cetera. Fellas you know,
we started doing that because originally we had a sting,
(40:10):
but then we lost it because it expired. Yeah, and
then so now we just do it a cappella.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
And then I play the original sting underneath it. I
do and then turn it up when the music starts.
It's good stuff.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
It's great stuff.
Speaker 5 (40:24):
Fellas my daughter, the Emogi Manogi, as I like to
call her, she's lost a tooth. Yeah, they fall out, Keysy.
I don't know if you know.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
That pretty young for them to be falling out, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (40:36):
Yeah, yeah, they fall out pretty young, pretty shocking. But
of course she's always got a hand out. You know,
she wants to get cashed up. The tooth theory. Yes,
and so it cost me, well you know it cost
a tooth, yes, not me, thankfully, But.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
Is it two bucks? The tooth theory, because when my
dad was one dollar in your day, Jason, was it
like a shilling or that was tap of it's yeah?
Speaker 5 (41:03):
So yeah, so she anyway, so she put her tooth
underneath her pillow there, and the tooth theory even writes
for a note, tiny little note. Wow, beautiful little hand
it's got the beautiful note to note it wrote.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
Does she write it with like a pin or is
it like typed out nowadays as well? No, it looks
like it's done with some kind of ink. I don't
know all the secrets of the faery's Keyzy, but it
looks like an ink. Okay, yeah, but I said to
my daughter there, of course, and she didn't know this.
Jase was that, sure, you get you get money from
(41:35):
the tooth theory when you lose a tooth, but when
your tooth grows back, and it grows back, you have
to give the money back to the tooth theory with interest.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yes, what they're like a little loan shark, very much so.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
And that's about one hundred percent. It's like your four
bucks when it's by the time it's growing back four bucks,
that one.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
And she thought it was just get you get it,
and of course that's what people remember that you get
the money. That's great, yes, but you got to hand
it over as well when your tooth grows back because
you don't need it anymore.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I think i'd remember if I had to pay back
twice as much when I was a kid, Like, there
was a lot of money when I was a kid.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Do you had other things on your mind?
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:16):
Like what no, what what do you mean by that?
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Well, you had lots of stresses going on keys? Oh yeah,
yeah you did. Yeah, so ay. She was a bit
surprised by that.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
And I guess technically, technically, is that is that a
is it a fairy rule or is that old man
Moggie's rule, because she's got a a money box here,
a little piggybank that's fear overflowing with cash on account
of all the teeth that she's losing.
Speaker 5 (42:45):
And old Moggi swear like a sailor. She gets a
dollar every time I swear. But I need some money
for the poky's. Yeah, we'll hang on. So is it
a tooth fairy rule or is this a Moggi rule?
Speaker 3 (42:57):
That's what we're trying to Does the fairy get the money?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
You never know who's listening? Easy, That would be my point.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
It was the same in my household. Yes, it wasn't
the pokies. For me.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
It was the darts, right, Okay? I mean, so you're
taking money from your child to go to the pokies.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
And potentially make infinitely more money.
Speaker 3 (43:16):
Yeah, I guess there is that.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
The Queen of the Nile is a harsh mistress, kezy,
but she can be a generous one.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
Yes, she can be in my experience.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Right, So you take it. You do the same scheme chase,
But for darts it was not a scheme. It sounds
like a scheme.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
What do you mean, man?
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Were you literally taking money off your child.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
No, we're teaching them the value of money.
Speaker 3 (43:37):
But then he's taking it to the pokies.
Speaker 5 (43:39):
Yes, that's that's in the future.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
When she's an adult, she can do the same go
to the Pokeyes, yes, actually on that note, Jase, your
daughter turns eighteen tomorrow, you'll be taking it down to
the Queen of the Nile bloody Otho will mate.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
The whole king Big Show was Jason Ike in Kezy
Tune in four.
Speaker 2 (44:02):
On Radio Bush There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Wednesday evening. The time is twenty to seven now, Fellas,
normally at this time of the show we were going
to do Meet Patty Nap sixty nine. But something happened
that has enraged me so much so that we've got
the full court press in here. We even got Pugshan
in the studio because it needs to be addressed now,
(44:25):
because it's a Fellas. Yeah, good thing. Thanks s having me,
because I've got a massive bone depict I got a
bowl a bit.
Speaker 3 (44:38):
Is it bugging you?
Speaker 2 (44:40):
No? And this occurred, well yes, I'm bluggy, sorry man.
This occurred while you were in studio b Pugsan and Mogi.
You were out of the studio, okay, where Keysy told
me flat out to my face that I had This
(45:01):
is what he said. I decided to mark you down
because of all the time are you talking about? Because
of all the times you dissed my wife's.
Speaker 3 (45:11):
Cooking the dinner party.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
That marked me down for the dinner party, because of
all the times you guys dissed my wife's cooking. Then
he said, but I didn't get the same satisfaction from
it that you guys did dissing my wife's cooking. So
I wanted to change my score to seven because it
wasn't fear because six suggests that it was a just
(45:39):
above average meal an evening, and it was much better
than that.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
I don't know what you're talking about. I didn't say
any of that stuff. That is just you've literally you've
come on here, you've gathered the full team together, you've
played three stems, and then you've just spoken crazy talk
like where did you get that from? Like when will
you just let sleeping dogs lie? It was a six
out of ten evening. I don't I just I don't know.
(46:08):
I'm so sorry, Parkers. We've wasted your time.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
I could be producing.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
You could be producing right now.
Speaker 5 (46:14):
There's no producer.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
So I just I don't know what to tell you, guy.
I'm so sorry. I don't Yeah, I don't know what's
happening here. I just wanted to meet petting up sixty nine.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
Put your hand on your heart and lock me in
the eyes, Keezy, and tell me that's not exactly what
you just told me.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
Jace. That is not exactly what I just told you. Okay,
So it's just.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (46:46):
So he's marked you down as payback.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
He'd already determined that he was going to mark me down.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
But which I've heard you say before, really, because you
said to your wife, who gave it a ten out
of ten, but you got to make them down because.
Speaker 3 (47:00):
They always begging You're they're always begging your cooking. Yeah,
but she was giving them a tin he was. She
was saying that it was a perfect dinner party.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
That's right. No, But I guess my point being that
I know that you are marking down already because of
the way we've treated you know, your wife.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
I'm a little bit upsote you guys. Sort this out
all right, No, Jase, come back.
Speaker 5 (47:19):
Jason is not happy, Jace. He's out of here. I
was just thinking I wanted to change my score to
a six.
Speaker 3 (47:27):
Really Yeah, Hey, Pugs, Jase isn't here, so can you
throw to the next song?
Speaker 5 (47:33):
Yeah, you can have a turn if you want.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
Can I just tell you we're literally going to add
I don't know why you come on.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Well there you go, your man Barcards. That's a big
show down and dusted this Wednesday evening. We are good, Christopher?
All good, Christopher? What what's the podcast outro clip? Please?
Speaker 4 (48:07):
Why are you calling me?
Speaker 3 (48:08):
Christopher?
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Just play it please?
Speaker 3 (48:11):
It's about leeching. I don't want to be part of
these businesses.
Speaker 5 (48:17):
Do well when they're hugely successful.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
That's not me. Man, I agreed at the end. Man,
I like to find my own success. I want to
just latch onto other successful people.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Sure you do?
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah? Okay, sure man? I mean happen Moggie. What are
you up to tonight? Mate?
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Going to ride my bike home? Man, got a little
bit of work on, got busy, got a busy. What's
the date today?
Speaker 2 (48:46):
Twenty fifth?
Speaker 5 (48:47):
I'm looking at my watch like I can see it.
I got a busy. Five weeks of hitting me fellows,
and then it should be all cruising for the rest
of my life after that, all going well, or be
even busier, Jase, thanks for asking me.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
Yeah, great stuff mate. Well listen, it's been a pleasure
having your company.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
What I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Make sure you check out the Instagram. Make sure you
check out the podcasts because there's a lot going on
in there.
Speaker 5 (49:09):
There's a bit of a reft of the Big show
everyone at home. Keysey has said some shocking things to
jose off here. We've made a break out of it.
Keysey's lied to Joseph's face and see it didn't happen,
and Jess is struggling to come to terms with it.
And as far as he's concerned, if Keys is going
to be like that and then you just won't have
anything to.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
Do with them.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Thank you, Mogi pleasure. It's it's pretty a pleasure having
your company. Thanks for listening to the show. Do check
out the podcast, Do check out the Instagram. Until tomorrow
you'll probably see most of us here. Goodbye.
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