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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the hood. I can break thosets with Keezy and Pugs.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's time to other size.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, It's just the biggest shot, big.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Big show with Jason Howitch, Mike Mono, Andy.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
It is Wednesday, the fourteenth of January twenty twenty six,
a couple of minutes past six am, and you've got
the Big Show with you on a Wednesday morning, not
the full Big Show, but you do have Kezy and
Old pugs Son James Pugsley. How are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Good?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Thanks man, It's I'm grateful to be here. Were you
just checking at your Banana's still good?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Just then?

Speaker 4 (00:43):
So you pick that up?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
No, no, don't get don't get sidetracked. I just fidget
with stuff. Are you just wave a banana around randomly
and sort of touch it?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Very distracting, is it? Yeah? How you going this morning? Brother?

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Well?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
It was good until I found out I can't even
touch a banana without throwing Old Pugs on.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
It ends on the desk where I can see him play.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Big show today, Pugs. We've got Nathan McCullum coming on
after eight o'clock to discuss the Black Clash. I believe
he's been made captain of one of the teams after
Dan Vittori has pulled out.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We're inching closer and closer. We are just going to
be a massive starting weekend. And yes you're right, Nathan
is the captain of Team Cricket.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
That is happening again this weekend. We were just discussing
off here. How even though I think I've done the
Black Clash for five years in a row, I'm still
massively fizzed up for it at such an amazing event.
So can't wait to get down there to total I
don't forget. The first big show of the year is
at Mount Bruco Mount mom Andui four pm this very Friday.
The whole team back together. Cannot wait, And of course
Maniah and Jerry are back on it this coming Monday

(01:43):
as well. Should we go to a tune there Pugs
could be king but alive. Yeah, sure into it. Also
later on the show, another chance to win tickets to
The Bone Temple, the twenty eight years later movie. Yeah Yeah,
The Bone Temple.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Cool on low, Here's love on Herduki What the Hdarchy
Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
On Achilles on the Hidaky Breakfast Show. It is twelve
minutes past six o'clock this Wednesday morning with Keizy and
pug Son. I've got some breaking news. This is breaking news,
certainly is pribs. Two pieces of breaking news for today
pegs first one two and one. A christ Church bloke

(02:27):
twenty one years of age did a twenty four hour
bike ride around Mecca's drive through on Record and Road
and christ Church. You've been to that Meccas Record and Road,
christ Church used to go there. A lot is outside
the mall there. Oh my goodness, that's twenty four hour
one and it used to be so this probably still
is some raucous stuff happening after midnight when I'd stagger
past steamed.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Could you imagine being heading home after a huge night. Yeah,
and you're trying to go through the drive through.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
And there's a guy a bike going around around, a bike,
just going round and around. His name is Matt Fairbrother.
He did it constantly for twenty four hours, five hundred
kilometers he completed. He completed each lap in about twenty
five seconds. Pretty interesting considering there be cars and stuff
going through the drive through at all times. McDonald's did
not know about it. He decided to do it two
days before. Like he literally just thought about doing it

(03:15):
and then just did it. And do you know what
the cause was for? Well, I was.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Waiting for a cause.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, if there was a cause or like a charity
function behind it.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
He just wanted to do it, completely pointless. He even
admits it in the article. Quite interesting. You know, it's
not raising funds for the mental health or anything like that,
or breast cancer. Just I just wanted to just to
do it.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Could you imagine just being an employee at mech is
just trying to do your job, clean the bloody milkshake
machine or something, and you're just getting harassed.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Well, you're not ready to do it on a bike.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
There's just a guy on a bicycle gostly.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Go and you're waiting for the next time he comes round.
Is he going to come back this time around?

Speaker 6 (03:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Going to be the end.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Crazy to think that that's something you think of and
then two days later you do it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I do respect that mindset.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, I think he is a natas. Here's another piece
of news there. Pugs's a San Francisco couple accidentally bought
a strip of land right at auction now JJ Hollingsworth
and his partner Alimy Hugh Murgia, they.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Bid on an apartment on the street.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
The apartment last sold a year ago for one million
US dollars approximately. Their bid was thirty nine thousand US
dollars on this apartment, less than one twentieth of the
value of the apartment. They put a bid on this
apartment and they were like, oh, let's just put a
bid in for forty grand on this one million dollar apartment.

(04:35):
Let's just see what happens. Their offer was accepted.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, well, the place is obviously falling to bats. No.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
They thought they were bidding on one nine two four
Kirkham Street. They were bidding on one nine two six
Kirkham Street without realizing, which is a driveway between apartments.
It was selling for one US one dollar reserved auction
and they accidentally bid forty thousand US dollars and got
it straight away on a driveway.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
What happens in that scenario? Can you renig on that
like immediately.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I don't know, Wall did you figure that out?

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I don't think so. They put an official offer, they
signed all the paperwork. They now own a strip of
land which is used as a driveway for four different
apartments apparently townhouses, and the guy that sold it was
you know, he owed all this money to tax and stuff,
so they took it off and put it up for
auction to pay some of it back. They accidentally put
the hugest low ball off or on an apartment I've

(05:30):
ever heard of, and buy a driveway to lowballs.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
A bit of an oxymoron, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I would be putting making that a toll road to
make my money back immediately and just sting the people driveway. Yeah,
one hundred percent mad mad parking service.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
I feel bad the stress and anxiety. I think this
is old JJ there has taken a toll on his health.
He's had an EXMA flare up in his ear canal
and has now got an.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Air in fiction.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
So it just goes from bad to worse. Always get
a lawyer to check over things for your part or me,
I can do it. Hold of Look, when was the
last time you had.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
An ex month flare up?

Speaker 5 (06:05):
When I was three?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Stressful day?

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Was it wasburg actually accidentally bought a driveway and perch yourself.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
He'd like the whole It's the Hidarchy Breakfast Show.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
The Hidiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Sex twenty six and the Hidarcky Breakfast. But a new
order for you there Blue Monday Wednesday Morning with Keezy
and Pugsan and Pugs Are you're a fan of Fat
Freddy's Drop, Man.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I genuinely and this could be a hot take, and
if you disagree with me three for three please I
think they're the best band to come.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Out of New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Wow, that's a huge call.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Part, that is a huge call, But I that is
a genuine belief.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Ever, yeah, so a lot of people will disagree with that.
I kind of I agree with you. I think like
when you said that, just sayin, I was like, no,
surely there's like I'm thinking of all the other great
bands that have come out of New Zealand. However, Fat
Freeze Drop is my most listened to artists or bands
out of any other band in the last ten years.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I think they're the best musical product to come out
of New Zealand. I think they capture New Zealand music
culture immaculate.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
What about Lord.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
The Lord's fantastic in terms of success.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Are you talking or are you just talking about your
personal favorite? You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I genuinely think they're the best. I think they're the
most consistent.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, they are very and I think they're musically, yeah,
the strongest all round, and they've been every album that
comes out, there is at least two or three songs
on there that I go, how yeah, you know, and
then the rest of the songs will be like, oh.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, well they're all it's all good.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's all good.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
I haven't heard a Freddy song I didn't like.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Sure, there's highlights, yeah, yeah, Like my favorite is Blackbird.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
Oh yes, that's off the album Blackbird, which came out
probably ten years ago maybe now. Yeah. So if you
haven't done a deep dive on Fat Frieze, go and
do it. However, they are performing in May in Auckland,
Wellington and christ Church because it is based on a
true story. The first album that came out I believe
it's the twenty five year anniversary. Twenty year let me

(08:07):
just google that, but it features these tunes right here.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
The fact that there came out twenty five odd years ago.
Even if it's not bang on that twenty years still
stands so immaculately like it's timeless.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
It is timeless. I thought it was twenty five years
ago because I was like man, I was a young
fellow when this came out. It was two thousand and five.
I was fourteen. I remember buying it and I have
thrashed it ever since. Still have it in the glove
box of my car also features this song by the way, where.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Where do you Go?

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Lacked know?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
And you can bet it they'll be.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
They'll be putting it all out there, especially with the
passing of MoU last year.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yes, that's right, their producer. Now this concert is as
I said, they are playing based on a true story
in full. Who knows will they throw a few other
tunes in there, because I think it's only ten songs
on that album or eight songs on that album, but
they're all really long as well.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
They are I think the world's longest song.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
That's right, they will drag it out. I'll be up
the front there skankin' in a bucket hat if you
are keen to hit along as well to Fat Freddy's drop.
Playing based on a true story in full, it is
forur mates to Freddy's All You're gonna do is text
the word fat to three four eight three. If you
want any more details on the gig, here to Hodaki
dot coto in zed to the gigs page and I'll
see you there.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in on radio.

Speaker 5 (09:36):
It is Swayed Animal Nightrade on the Hiduky Brickfast Show.
It is six thirty nine this Wednesday Morning with Keezy
and pugsn Let's chat TV Pugs.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
What Turlly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Yes, it's funny because it's voiced by Jason.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's with Mike Minogue, but neither of us or Pugs
and Pugs, but we're doing it anyway. This is a
segment where we chat about TV Pugs. You actually asked, Hey,
can we chat TV? Because you've been watching a lot
of stuff over the holidays.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I got home from a massive holiday run around the country,
well around the North Island there, and after I finished
my New Year's festival, I locked myself in my house
for like three days and just watched TV recovered and movies.
And now I've kind of got a bug for watching
TV and movies, which is not a healthy way to
start the new year.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
The other thing you said, too, is that you're used today.
All the day before was that you've got a bit
of a you're really.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Into your pies at the moment, really into my pies.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
So at the moment you were into pies and watching
TV and also.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
My phone evidently after that time, because you know when
you're sitting there watching TV for so long, you go
on your phone?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yes, well, yeah, do you multi screen while you're watching? Often?

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yes, particularly if I'm hungover.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
Interesting, Yeah, what you're gonna pick one thing? What are
you gonna do here?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm gonna pick I've done a kezy and I've been
deep in the YouTube TV hole, okay, and I have
been running the trashy TV of the early two thousands.
So my partner and I spent all of Sunday watching
in disorder.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Tabitha's sell On Takeover is.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
That like an MTV style show for Back in the
Day that is.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
A direct rip of Kitchen Nightmares, but with a lady
in salons?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Right, Okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
So Tabitha's sell On Takeover.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Now, we broke that up after like three or four
episodes broke that up with some MTV Room Raiders.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Did you ever watched that?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
I watched a lot of Room Raiders.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
A lot of it was completely staged, I wouldn't be surprised,
and they rented the mansions and stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Really one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
A lot of it was very fascinating to me just
seeing the differences in the personalities that they get.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
So essentially, if you don't know MTV Room.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Raiders, three suitors get kidnapped and put in a van,
and then a prospective date like an attractive woman, then
sifts through all their rooms without meeting them to judge them.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I'm thinking of MTV Cribs.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Cribs is a banger, completely French show. Yeah, I've watched
The Raiders is like a dating show, right, Okay, so that.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Was a banger.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Then ran a couple of quick Exhibit put My Ride compilations,
Oh my goodness, and then finished with.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
A healthy dose of Gordon ram Kitchen Nightmare.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
All just garbage. Nah No, but like mean no totally,
but like all just you watch it and you haven't
really taken anything from it. It's just TV.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
It's just TV.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
It's just something on that's entertaining one.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Hundred percent, and like it's so sensationalized and the arguments
are so bomb beshed, and there's like all these men
and like Gordon Ramsey's like, oh f me, f me.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
It's it's worse than I thought. Yeah, fully hammed so good.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
The early two thousands, like when the American Chopper came
out and they really figured out the recipe. Yeah, you
should watch that on YouTube. America Chopping basically figured out
the recipe was, Oh, here's these like, here's this really
interesting company doing an interesting thing like building custom.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Motorbikes, but no one cares about that.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Let's just make them fight and argue the whole time
because that's what people throw cheers. Yeah, that was right
in the thick of that era of television. How many
busies out of five do you give them?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I could I give them all five for what they
gave me?

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Cool, And so the segment is ruined five busies out
of five after years of like barely getting.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
A four or a three.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Well, I'm not I mean, I'm not Mike Bnoga.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
I don't hate everything that I watched, like great time
watching it and I felt good.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
What do you want me to say, I don't know,
maybe not three? Thank you?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
I was thinking too. Yeah, bloody good stuff, Pugs Son,
Do you want to know what I watched?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yes? Please?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Hardcore Pornography, The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Past Times and Tahoe Alemano p on your Wednesday morning.
It is the Hurducky break for show with Kezy and Pugs.
Almost seven o'clock and coming up after seven, Pugs, We've
got another double pass to give away to the Bone Temple,
the Bone Temple, which is a movie.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Oh, the twenty eight years later one, that's right, twenty
eight years later part to the Bone Temple. Is this
different from the free pass you offer me to your
Bone Temple?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (14:05):
Did I offer you a free part? No? You have
to pay for that, mate. Oh No, I gave you
a free pass to give it to you a partner.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
It's too okay, Jason, Okay, Jason, way, it's way too early.
And I tell that she's probably just woken up to this.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
You'll be listen.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
Hi, Milly, how are you? Also? Coming up after seven?
Is Pugs? You took your old Suzuki Bitara badge as
a Mazda for a waft yesterday.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yes, and I asked the people on three for eight
three whether or not mechanics gave a shit about if
your cars clean or not? Results on how the waft
went okay and if it didn't go.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Well, what was required to get the whaff?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
Oh god that after seven plus tickets to the Bone Temple.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy,
tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ikey.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Good Morning New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
It is five minutes past seven am, Wednesday, the fourteenth
of January twenty twenty six, and you've got Keesy in
Pugs covering the Jhodaki brick for show Maniah and Jerry
back this coming Monday, Pugs, and then Friday we won't
be on Brickie. I believe Tony Lyle will be filling
in because you and myself will be at Bruco Mount
mom Minui four pm with Jason Hoyt and Mike Minogue

(15:26):
for the official return of the Big Show.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Just on that we're pumping up the amount of speakers
after last time. I think I mentioned it the other day,
how we really add one more? I've added another So
we're running like a full.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Right, So you're talking about the PA system speakers to
the event. We usually have two.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, usually we have two, maybe three at most. This
time we got four. Wow, because last time concert I
had to add another one and it was a massive
kerfuffle because there's all these massively responsibly steamed backbones and
I'm trying to shuffle around the world's biggest PA system
speakers so that they can hear Hoidy Jay Yeah and
you yeah yeah Ogi.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Well that's worth it one hundred percent. And so you're
anticipating a big one then at Brucoe Mount munganuey.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I bloody hope.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
So I mean every time that we've done a Black
Clash pre show, it's been enormous.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah, it has.

Speaker 5 (16:15):
So if you are heading along to the Black Clash
in Mount mum Minuy this Saturday, make sure you do
stop by Bruco Mount Monganu. It's on the main township
strip there of downtown Mount Munganuy.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Come in four pm. Come in a bit earlier than
that if you want to.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Get yourself a good spot, because it will pack out
and tables become mixed with all various different groups. Yeah.
Last time, actually, now that I remember it and for
some reason it's a wee bit hazy. It was very,
very very packed and very raucous.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
It was packed out to the front, the front section
outside by the road.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Yes you're joking. No, hey, just quickly, Pugs has got
a fun fact. Oh yeah, I literally just lent this on.
I saw it on Instagram and so I looked into it.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Morey A, you're obviously you work here and you dedicated
to Hodaki, but you also you're familiar with freelance work.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yes, I am actually technically a freelancer. I'm a contractor.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Are you familiar with where that word came from freelance? No, so,
freelance literally came from free lancers back in the day,
medieval merger freelance, medieval mercenaries who were for higher Oh really, yes,
So it entered English in the early eighteen hundreds, but

(17:23):
before that they had a whole bunch of Latin names
for it, but it pretty much just meant an unaffiliated
politician or someone a soldier who worked independently.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Right at merk.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
So, yeah, a free lancer and a lance being a
weapon the massive long things.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, awesome.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh that's very interesting. Pug Son. You know what else
is interesting that this song from Jet is it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
June Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchies.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Don't do ple pilots on the Hiderarchy break for show
seventeen minutes past seven this Wednesday Morning with Keezy and pugsn.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Now Kezy, I asked everybody yesterday whether or not mc
kennick's kid if your car was clean when you took
it in for a waff because I was going in
for a waft directly after the show. That's right, yesterday,
so drop my car off there and then got the
call at about maybe two three o'clock as to.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
The results of that waft. Okay, how we go. We
failed the waff.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Okay, you failed the waff.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
And just for context, you've got a ninety ninety seven
ninety seven Zuki Viatara, yes, badged as a Mazda, which
is the weirdest shit I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
It's done two hundred thousand plus ks.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Yes, and someone on three for a three said they
saw it yesterday at the supermarket intender looked clean.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Af it did. For that it was very clean.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
So I don't know what you're worried about.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Got to clean up, but you know you just I'm
conscious of it anyway, failed the WAFF.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Do you want to know what I failed it on?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I do want to know.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
And if anyone listening is mechanically minded, feel free to
have your input on three four eighty three. That's the
text number.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
And like, I've been to this guy a bunch before.
Seems like a good bloke. Okay, it seems like a
professional operation they're running there because you know, he does
pull me up on things. He doesn't just let me
fly through, right, Okay, But it all seems reasonable for
an old car anyway. So we're in a fitness vehicle.
Failed as per the checklist. First up, and just to

(19:12):
be clear, I got this all repaired yesterday, right, paid
for it, got the waft okay, just got it done.
First up, the front chessis rail corrosion, right, so you
got rust under there, a little bit of rust in there,
so they.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Will entail him getting under the air. And like, why
are brushing it off and then painting over it to
stop it?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, front radiator supports corrosion.

Speaker 5 (19:35):
Wow, has your carbon in salt water or something? Have
you ever driven it in salt water? No? Okay.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
If you ever do, make sure you hose it down
with fresh weekke car. Yeah I have not.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah no, I mean like I've taken it to the beach,
but I've never driven.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
It on the beach.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I guess it's just an old end or something. Yeah,
well it is.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, my grandfather probably took it for we were driving
when he owned it. Yeah, right, and years and years ago.
We've also got a rear break and balance, right okay,
and that means it just so that's one hundred percent
and that and they adjusted that. They also refilled the
tire oil.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Refilled the tire oil.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
We low.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yeah, yeah, I was long on tire oil. Okay, I'm
not on all of them. I think just like maybe
the back left or something.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Well, you've got to watch out for that because they
put a markup on stuff like tire oil.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Really, yeah, they do.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
So how much did you pay for that? Was it expensive?

Speaker 4 (20:24):
I think that was? I think he did like maybe
forty bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
He said he gave me a deal forty bucks.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, you got taken for a ride there, brother, it's
like fifteen dollars okay, carry tire oil.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, carry on right, Okay, Well that's I'm glad he
did this one because I mean, I don't think it
was necessarily leave for the waft, but he did it
for me because I always listen to tunes.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
He recharged the radio for me. He recharged it. Yeah,
the radio, yeah, just so he can keep I can
keep playing the tunes and stuff when I'm driving.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Right, you do realize that recharging a radio, yeah, is
something that I know how to do and that I
could do for you for like ten bucks?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Really?

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (20:56):
How much did he charge you for that?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (20:59):
What's his labour costs?

Speaker 5 (21:00):
Because it takes about an hour, it's probably yeah, he's
probably charging like eighty bucks an hour or something.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I don't know. Okay, it wasn't that much. It was
seventy five.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
Seventy five years.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'll do that.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
I'll recharge your radio.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I could do it in ten minutes, and I'll only
cost you ten bucks next time, just so you're it
next time.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Well, to be fair, he did kill the dragon in
the wheel. Well, so I'm grateful for that.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
Well, that's good. I don't know if I could do that.
And I got the whiffar for a day.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Oh well, no, how much your costume in the indoor
up four fifty four hundred and fifty bucks and some bad.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
It's really good, Pugs. I'm proud of you man.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
The Hdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Iki seven twenty nine on the Hidarky break first with
a pearl jam there with a live You've got keys
in Pugs onn with you this Wednesday morning, And if
you would like a double pass to go to the
Bone Temple.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
The twenty eight years later sequel.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
The O the movie twenty eight years later the part
to the Bone Temple texst us right now on three
four eighty three and tell us who would you like
to take to the Bone Temple and we'll be given
out a double passes to that shortly. That is out
in cinemas this Thursday, I believe, and it is the
fourth installment of the twenty eight days Later post apocalyptic

(22:08):
horror film series by Pugs An.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Last night I.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Got home from work and my wife was working from
home yesterday, which was pretty nice.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
I got home from work last night, left here at ten.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
We did live here at ten am. But last night
is when this came up. This chat came up. I
said to my wife, Oh, we've only got one banana left, right, which,
as you'll see, I've got a banana.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Here in my head, I do see the banana. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
And then she was she was I was thinking making
banana smoothie, and I was like, oh, yeah, okay, but
we'll have to go and get some more bananas because
I like to have one while I'm on brecky. This
is the kind of shit we talk about pugs and
it's great. And then she was like okay, cool. And
then she's like, ooh, why don't you get an up
and go like the little the milk drink. Yeah, because
it gives you the goodness you need to get up

(22:54):
and go.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Plug No, no, not a plug. It's just a motto.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (22:58):
A sort of slogan that's stuck with me for some reason.
And she's like, oh, actually, we've got one in the fridge.
I got given one into last year at a work
thing I was doing, and I was like, sweet lucky, yeah, Lucky,
free up and and it's just been sitting in the fridge.
I had noticed it because it was obviously tucked away
in the back there somewhere fish it out, instantly passed
off banana flavor, banana flavored up and go.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
So you were passed off because your wife needed a
banana for a banana smoothie. No, that was just con alternative,
that was just content an up and go. No, she
gave your own bricky. She agreed a banana flavored drink,
and that passed you off.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
She agreed that we'd go out and get more bananas
because we also needed more mollenberg and we were low
on milk, so we went and got all those things,
got more bananas. Hence why my banana today has a
green tinge to it slightly, because it's a fresh banana.
But what I was getting at is that banana flavored
milk is shit. It is the worst flavor of flavored milks.

(23:56):
And I don't know why anyone would actively and banana
yogurt to anyone, and banana fruit bursts a crap.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
I'm going to disagree with you.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I used to be a banana flavor hater, right, and
then I grew up and.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
Now you're a banana gobbler. Oh, you grew up so
children don't like banana flavors as what you were saying.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
No, I, as a kid didn't like it. Yeah, and
I was an outlier in my circles. Yeah, and we
would discuss it heavily. My hate for banana flavored items,
so if.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
I was too, And I've written down the five flavors
of chocolate milk just to keep it simple. You know,
you got you got your strawberry, chocolate, banana. I've put
vanilla and like lime in there. We can change lime
if you want to like caramel or something, you know,
but I was thinking we should will rank the flavors
of flavored milk and see whether there is a unanimous
top flavor and unanimous bottom flavor. We will do that next.

(24:46):
In the meantime, please text us three four eight three.
Do you agree that banana flavored milk is the absolute
worst thing ever created? Or do you disagree?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Three four eight three. Let us know.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
We've got some vouchers to give away.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
The Whodarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hod.

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Ben Harper on the hdckey Brick for show sixteen minutes
to eight this Wednesday morning with Pugs and Keysy and
it's time for milk Chat. You've just joined us. My
wife was like, oh, there's a up and go in
the fridgey if you want to take that to work
tomorrow to have while you're doing bricky And I was

(25:23):
excited opened the French piled out was banana flavored? Yuck.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
That's that at the wall. You were saying, threw it
at the wall.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Can I just say, this is maybe the most appropriate
use of this music?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Do you reckon? This is banana milk? Chat?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
This is banana this song.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Here, you're right, Pugs, and it's playing chat. It's exciting stuff.
And the interesting thing is on three four eight three.
It is a sweet mixture of people giving their very
very loud opinions about which flavored flavored milk is the best,
and the other half of the text are saying this
content is terrible. We will plow on. What we're going
to do here, Pugs, is I've got the five. I've

(26:00):
just boiled it down to the five main flavors of
flavored milk. What did I say that? I said, strawberry, chocolate, banana, vanilla,
and lime.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Yeah. I used to drink a lot of lime milk
growing up.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know what I can tell.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 4 (26:18):
All Right?

Speaker 5 (26:18):
So the way we'll do this pugs, we've ranked them
on our phones here, and we'll start with five all
the way out to one, so worse to best. All right, ready, yes,
starting with number five. The worst flavor of flavored milk
is banana vanilla.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Vanilla vanilla.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Because vanilla is maybe the dumbest flavor of anything. It's
just milk if it's not ice cream. I'm not interested
in your vanilla flavored anything.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Right, okay?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Interesting? In fact, I'm barely interested in vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Vanilla ice cream is good to go with stuff like
last night my wife made a sticky brown, sticky chocolate pudding.
What it was a malten you know, with the scenter
is sticky and guey and then the outside's cooked. And
you have vanilla ice cream with a pudding like that.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Sounds pretty cooked to me, as you were, all right?

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Number four second worst flavor of flavored milk three two
one strawberry lime lime fair enough, lime, I feel like
is in a quiet taste.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Why are you putting citrus in a milk?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I don't know?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
Gross?

Speaker 5 (27:25):
What about orange? Like orange choclchip ice cream? That's citrus.
It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Yeah, and it's delicious, but that's not milk. If it
was orange milk, I'd also say, have.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
You had the jeff of flavored milk? It's pretty good.
I have, But that's not what we talk about here today.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Third flavor of milk three two one lime, So banana?

Speaker 4 (27:43):
What bananas your top? Three?

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, Siico, So we want to hear yours on three
f three.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Just while we're doing this, there's a lot of texts
about flavored milk here. We will get to them, okay.
Second favorite flavor of milk three two one straw vanilla. Interesting, Yeah,
strawberries very close to the worst for me. If it
wasn't for banana, I would Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I just think at least you know that makes sense.
It's a bit more deserty. Yeah, right, And we got
taste buds in your head, in your mouth and my head,
my mouth on my head.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Best flavor of flavored milk three to one, chocolate. Yeah,
it's a fast shill. Choky milk is the best flavor
of flavored milk. If you disagree or agree three four
eight three. And we'll get to those texts shortly. Do
keep them coming. We've got fifty lotriburger vouchers to give away.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Three four eight three The Hierarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio hod acually.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Climb on the Hdarcky Breakfast Show Wednesday morning with Kezy
and pugsn And just before we wrap things up for
the hour, we've got some feedback on our banana milk
discussion if you've just joined us. I think banana milk
is the worst flavor of milk ever invented, and they
should pull it off the shelves. And someone here agrees
banana is the absolute worst. It should be pulled from

(28:56):
all store shelves. It's shite. It doesn't even taste like banana.
It's true, it doesn't taste like banana. Pugs and it
tastes like this weird other thing.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
I agree.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Oh, still a decent flavor of milk, though still a
better than vanilla.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
I love vanilla, man.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I don't know why lots of texts on three four right,
three Banana is not the worst watermelon is Have you
ever had watermelon flavored milk?

Speaker 1 (29:16):
No, that sounds discussed. That's not even in the chart.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Yeah, where did you get that? That is horrific? No?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
I love banana milk. It's my favorite milk flavor. That's
from Clint. Who's crazy. What if it's the milk from
Hoody Jay's banana, Pugs me, yeah, what do you think?
But the milk of Hoidy J's banana seven out.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Of ten no, no, no, like seven on the rankings.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Oh right, yeah, high protein alm and milk is my favorite,
and Busy milk is a close Seecond agreed, boys is
from Sean. Banana and milk doesn't mix well. But this
question might split opinion with people a banana split opinion.
Perhaps it's from.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Sean, right, Sean, you jump in, mate, out of here,
you jump in.

Speaker 4 (30:01):
I'm quitting up.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Next though, Nathan McCullum coming on to chat about the
Black Clash.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Oh, it's the Big Show, all right, Well half of
the Big Show. You got Kezy here in, Pugs, Hoidy J.
Mike Minogue back this Friday, four pm. Pugs, you excited
for our first show?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Back mate, I'm very.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Excited, Keezy. Yeah, yeah, you don't sound it's a live show.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, it's the best way to check off the year.

Speaker 6 (30:38):
It is.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Why are we coming back on a Friday.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
It's because the Black Clash is this Saturday, and so
Friday four pm BRUCO Mountain Mongan is going to be
going off with a live, big show celebrating an exciting
start to the year with the Black Clash.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's always a great way to come back to the year.
I find but a spa chat for you. There's no
spa this year.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
It's our super spicial boat, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
That's right, So no Kezy in his speedo's sitting on
the boundary rope with his nips out. It'll be me
on a boat instead with your nips out with a
jacket on.

Speaker 6 (31:10):
You know.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
The worst part about the worst part about the Black
Clash and years gone by is that you get really cold,
especially in christ years, especially at night. Yeah, because the
sun goes down, it gets a bit cold, and you
have been in a hot tub for three hours and
it's starting to get cold and there's all sorts of
weird stuff floating around in it. But really excited to
get down to Todunga there, excited for the live show

(31:32):
Bruco four pm, Mount Monganui. We will see you there
if you're coming down for the Black Clash, and Maniah
and Jerry will be back on Dick this coming Monday
as well. So it is almost back to regular programming
here at Radiohodarchy, which is great. Coming up next after
this fantastic tune, nice paranoid garbage, we're gonna chat to

(31:53):
Nathan McCallum, captain of Team Cricket for the Black Clash.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
For the Harchy Big Show weekday from four on Radio Hadark.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
It is the Darkness on the Hiducky Breakfast with Kezy
and Pugs and this coming Saturday, bloody exciting stuff. The
Black Clash is returning this year. Last year was in
christ yet this year we're getting down to beautiful Mount
Mungernui is at Bay Oval Towdunger Hot Spring Spas T
twenty Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook Now and Exciting
Development Pugs. Nathan McCallum, aka the Komodo Dragon, New Zealand

(32:26):
Cricket legend. He has been promoted to the position of
captain on Team Cricket and he joins us on the
phone right now. Nathan McCallum, how are you this morning?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah? Good. Thanks mate. How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (32:38):
Not so bad?

Speaker 5 (32:39):
You not too bad? Nathan McCallum. Just, I mean huge news, right,
You've been promoted to captain of Team Cricket. I mean
this is going to be one of the top days
in your cricketing career.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
It's a proud moment for sure. I'm just sitting having
my coffee reflecting on the this and jumped straight into
some scouting of their team. So yeah, it's it's really
important and a proud moment for sure.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Well that's the thing, Nathan, when you do look at
Team Rugby's side, you know it must it's kind of
hard to do scouting on a lot of these guys
because they are footy players. I mean, they do have
the likes of Mike Hassi on there, who will get
to shortly. But how much scouting can you do on
a person like I don't know, David Hill or Andy Ellis.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
You know, it's it's really about what we need to
do to take them off their game. Like Joey Wheeler.
We just need to give him a microphone in there
and he'll focus on that. Yeah, right, we give him
give him a cole beer and he'll go to the
side and Andrey Ellis we just talk about a property
deal and we'll get them going on that way. So

(33:47):
if we can take them off their game a little
bit rather than thinking about click that's sketchy our focus.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Right, Okay, it's interesting. So the way you tackle it
has nothing to do with cricket. It's just how to distract.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
The dirty tactics.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
I like that, Whereas I mean, are you confident, Nathan
McCallum that your team team cricket won't also be distracted
by all of those things.

Speaker 6 (34:07):
No, and we've got to get the guys in camp
together first. That's a good start because there is a Yeah,
it's always trying to get them back together, but no,
we're looking forward to it being part of the hot
springs to twenty Black class and association with wolf Rock
because once again it's my I think I'm one of

(34:30):
the only ones that's played every single one of them.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Yeah, I mean, you're a natural selection for Captain Nate
because you have played pretty much all of them. And
are you like us because Hardock has been involved with
them pretty much from the start as well. That it's
just like, are you fizzed up to start the year
with this.

Speaker 6 (34:46):
Event, mate, it's one of the It's one of the
things when you get a text message saying are you
are you available and are you in? I'm like one
hundred percent me in. I've already put that date away
in the calendar. It's it's great fun. It's it's an
amazing event, spoke. But you know, haven't live on TV

(35:07):
and Z as well, TV Z one and and really
like the amount of viewers watching the people at the games.
The people are actually there to watch the rugby players
play more than us. But but it's pretty funny around that.
It's it's a great event and it's it's something we
all look forward to.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
We've got form black Cap and Team Cricket captain Nathan
McCallum on the line with us at the moment.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Nate.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Obviously, as you mentioned, black Clash is this weekend. Some
interesting names have been thrown around. For example, on your side,
Jesse Ryder making his return to live broadcast cricket. How
do you think he's going to go.

Speaker 6 (35:43):
Mate, he's golden nuts. Jay Rye be good game with
him again. He was one of those guys when we
were playing together. Is just if you needed something to
happen you just threw him the ball or gave him
or sent him out to back because because it was
going to go to way. So he'll be one of
my go to this week in mate. Yeah, honesty, Yeah,

(36:05):
it'd be awesome.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
What about what about you've got William Wider who is
the wild card for Team Cricket.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I mean William Wide.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I have seen I know for a fact that he's
he's a very good footy player. I haven't seen him
roll the old arm over yet or swing the willow around.
What do you know about him?

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Uh, not a lot. I do know he's inspiring the
lads to go for a run at early doors. So
I'm not sure if that's good preparation for our for
our old boys k run in the morning.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Well, I've heard you guys prep very differently for the
Black Class.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
Yes, it's not really the normal preparation. So we might
have might need to have a check to him and
so if we can slightly to his ten k run.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
One final question for you, Nathan McCallum, head of the
Black Class. This weekend, you're taking on Mike Cassi, mister cricket.
In terms of the signings each year, that they get
for the Black Class. You know, you've had the likes
of Chris Gaale, you've had Brian Lara here as well.
Where does my Cussie rank for you?

Speaker 6 (37:09):
He was He was actually one of my favorite players
when I was growing up to watch and managed to
play against him as well, which was pretty amazing. So yeah,
he's an absolute weapon and one of the one of
the best finishers in the world cricket. So yeah, it's
going to be a challenge against him, but hopefully he

(37:32):
hasn't been doing too much playing and yeah, and we
can we can get one past them.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
And for you listening there, they are final tickets available,
but they are limited Black Class dot co dot nzi.
You can get those now or if you can't make
it for some ridiculous reason, it'll be live and exclusive
and free on TV in ZI one and TV in
ZI Plus.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
That's right Manaia Stewart and Jason Hoyt from Hodaki commentating,
along with Maddy Heath who used to work here as well.
Noathan McCallum, captain of Team Cricket. Thank you very much
for joining us this morning and good luck for the
big game, sir.

Speaker 6 (38:05):
Awesome. Thanks mate, appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
No arrows, mates, it's got to a bit of a
sound guard. And you're on the Hidarcky Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
The Hierarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Greendown, The Hidarcky Breakfast Show. It is eight point thirty
on a Wednesday morning with Keesy and Pugs, and it's
time for another of Pugs's holiday misadventures. If you've just
joined us, we've had two of these already. First misadventure,
you dropped a valve cover off your while you were
inflating your tires on your vehicle at a petrol station

(38:36):
on k Road. It fell down a storm drain. You
then decided to pull the grate off the storm drain.
You cut your hands open. It was really heavy. The
valve cap came out.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You then went to put the storm drain back, the
cover back the valve cover.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
And Meller knocked the valve cover back end.

Speaker 5 (38:50):
Yeah, it gave up and then you cut your hand
open and got heaps of like sewage water all on
your cut. Poose are my cuts? Your second misadventure was yesterday.
You meant the germ you opened the wound on your
hands bleed everywhere and then went to the vending machine
and spilt fizzed up energy drink all over yourself and
the floor and the floor.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Yeah, all right, what's the number three? Pugs?

Speaker 4 (39:10):
All right? Number three is a little bit different.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
This was later on in the holiday where I was
actually back in Auckland after a great New Year's festival.
And I'm saving the final mist adventure for tomorrow, which
happened at.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
The New Year's festival.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Okay, but this is when I got back and I
was at the beach and Timakimikoto, Auckland.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
There's a beach called Mini Haha. It's like a very
solent little cove.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
It's lovely. I' north shoreways good to know, Yeah, really good.
And I went to the beach with my partner and
a friend and we were sitting on the beach. I
was doing a bit of tanning there responsibly but a
sun block, and a young fella walks over to me
and he says, are you are you pugs?

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Pugs are pegs from the beg show, your mad bastard,
And you.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Know that was very humbling.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
I really appreciated that you over and introduced himself when
people said, no, man, not today. Brother. No, I'm just kidding.
Had a good yarm with him. Was lovely guy.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
What was his name?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Huh rude.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
Anyway, We're chatting for a little bit, and you know,
I'm on my beach towl. I'm sunbathing, so you know,
I've even got a shirt on right right. And then
at the end of the interaction, you know, I'm thinking, oh,
maybe I'll go for a swim or something like that.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
He goes, oh, can we get a photo?

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:19):
And I was like, yeah, of course you came man
like great, I'd be honest.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
And then I said, let me get my teddies out
because I was not wearing a shit and he was
going to take a photo.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Of me with my teddies out. Yeah, okay uh And
then he goes, I reckon, your nips are almost as
big as keyses.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
Wow, how they make you feel like a misadventure? Were
you upset by that? Because you do have large nips?

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Right?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Pardon you have large nips?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
I mean, are you seriously? I can't remember I'm asking
the question you do. How would you know saw them
in Fiji? But I can't remember how you did see them?
But I can't remember, so I'm assuming you have large nips.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Well apparently large enough to almost be as large as yours.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Anyway, I just you know, like I'm allowed to say
that about my naps, right, not this guy that I've
been chatting to in a very sweet way for did you,
tim minute, did you get a.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Photo with him with your shoot off? Yes, so he's
got a photo of you with your massive nips.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I think my naps, sir, and it yeah sweet.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
So kind of got me thinking about, you know, the
things that you get bullied for, Kezi and right, whether
or not, and how you may be to me.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
All right.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
What we'll do next is we'll go through all the
things I get a bullied for in a you know,
roation marks on the show. We'll see how many of
them do a play to you can't wait.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
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Speaker 5 (41:55):
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(42:18):
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Speaker 1 (42:35):
Pugs.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
Hello. Prior to this, yes.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
You mentioned that you've got a photo with a Big
Show listener on at the beach over the holiday period.
There you had your shirt off and he made the
comment that your nips are bigger than mine.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Okay, he didn't say that, did he not say?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
He said that my naps were almost as big as yours?
Oh right, yeah, okay, And that was one of my
holiday misadventures and it kind of got me thinking. There
are a few instances in my time here at hodak
in we're working with the Big Show where you've been
a costed for things that are or bullied for things
by Mike and Jays, by Mike and Jays that tend

(43:10):
to maybe align with me a little closer than I
would like, right, Okay, And so obviously I sit in
studio B there and and I'm bearing witness to all
of this, and I don't have a stake in it.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Yeah, I just sit there passively, but you're thinking to yourself.

Speaker 3 (43:23):
Hopefully they don't find out that that maybe aligns with
me as well.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
All right, Okay, So the first one and the reason
this all came about was big nips. Obviously, they give
me shit for having burnt meat petty nips, which famously
I definitely do have and a lot of people have
seen at the Black Clash last year. Do you have
big nips?

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Apparently, according to that guy on the.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Beach, I mean like you've got larger nips.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Well, I think it's also what happens when you run
a pretty big engine like I've been running. You know,
you get here, Ariola streetch action.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
You know what I'm saying. It's all good man, I
love fine, It's totally fine. Um there, you give me
a lot of ship for having asthma.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
You've got asthma. I have asthma.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
You've got preventive simber Court at home that I take
some days or perform my runs Simba Cour the gym.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah see, I was a flex Tide guy. I was
Vientilin when I.

Speaker 5 (44:14):
Was a kid, and well Vintlin's the one that you take,
the reactive, the reactive one when you're feeling bad. But
I was a Flexitide was my daily. I'd have two
puffs of that to get rid of it. And the
funny thing about this is you currently have asthma. I
do not have esthma.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Ticktos on three for three.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
If you're running simber Court preventative or a reactive.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Or a flexitima chat let us know. So you still
do have asthma. I don't even have it.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Yeah, I mean, like obviously it's it's only after rigorous
physical activity.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
So every night. Um yeah, I hang on, babe, let
me go.

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Oh what now, okay, let me just grab my and haylo.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
It's preventative.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Sorry. Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
XMA.

Speaker 5 (44:55):
You've got XM or you've had XMA.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Yeah it's massively massive x me kid.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
See I only had it behind my knees once.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
See I grew up with that like pretty like it
was got pretty chronic, like prevalent.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Wow, okay, so I mean.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Not so much these.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I mean every now and then if I'm irritated, irritated
or whatever. Yeah, right, so every day between four pm
and is flaring up?

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Were you a sickly kid? See?

Speaker 5 (45:21):
No, okay, I wasn't really well, no, yea, I was.
I used to get ariord fictions a lot. Yeah, and
I was always in hospital on the nibulizer for various things,
a massive nerd. So they give me a lot of
shit about playing video games and stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I think about that every time because you and I
always end up talking about it, and you know, I
think I get sucked into that too. When they bring
up gaming chat, it's always both of us now because
we're the ones discussing it.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
But also, like all of the stuff is a kid
as well, the trading card stuff.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
I was.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
I'm a yu gi Oh guy, you're a Pokemon kid.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
You know. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Pokemon Dragon was absolutely massive snores.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
I mean, what do you think.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
No, you don't have a message. I was pugs on.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Does a deviated sipped and count because I ran one
of those until I was about fourteen.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Wow, how did that happen?

Speaker 4 (46:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
They reckon you're either born with it where you get
smacked in the head as a kid, so it could
have been either just as likely.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
And then I guess the last one is micro penis,
So I guess you do take a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Hang on, how many times can I prisceless button?

Speaker 5 (46:20):
You do take a lot of those boxes, Pugs, And
I'm sorry that you have to sit in the studio
b while they bully me, and most of them apply
to you.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy Tune
in four.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
On Radio ho It's a Chilia's on the Hidarcky break
for show. Just go on nine am this Wednesday morning
with Keezy and Pugs. We're about to launch into no
ads till Smoko thanks to our mates at max Raft,
which means just tunes, no ads whatsoever, Pugs, just music.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
How good is that?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Well, not just music, Keezy, but it's got top radio content,
that's true.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Speaking of whenever one of us is away on the
Big Show, we take for some reason, we decide we
have to come up with a new name for the show.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
For example, when Jason I felt in while you and
Mogi were on your Europe trips, we were spermboy and.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
The Jiz, which I hate, Yeah, which I love.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
And then when Mogi and I felt him for one
day or one show just last year, we were called
what I was called woke boy and he was the.

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Truth, which I also hate. For some reason, I hate
that one. I really hated that one. So I've got
a suggestion. I've been thinking about this, a suggestion for
our show you and oh yeah, okay, it is the
Hudacky Breakfast Show with Christopher Key and James Pugsley. How
do you feel about that? So what I've done there

(47:36):
is I've used our actual birth names.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
If I'm honest, it's a little low brow for me.

Speaker 5 (47:42):
Right term mature. So you'd rather be called pugs or
after your trip to Japan like three years ago, pugsn Yeah,
you prefer that over James Pugsley or.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Even something more sophisticated like sperm boy. See that's I
struggle with that.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
So you don't think that we should use our proper
names ever, Well, while we're at it, should we just
go full legal names?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
So Christopher William Key and James William.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
Pugsley, is that your middle name?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Shall we be called what if we call the Big Willies?

Speaker 6 (48:13):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
No, no, so you just you own juvenile again with
the pugs I mean you and I aren't. We're the
smart ones, you know where the I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Mike incredibly complimentary of you to say, yeah compared to
Michael Jays Ah.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Yeah, so that older than us. They're more mature than us,
but they're also more immature than us.

Speaker 6 (48:28):
You know.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
We're the ones that bring a brother class to the
to the Hudarcky Beach, just sort.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Of a more modern and more progressive that's right out.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Look, do we need whacky nicknames? I mean yes, we're
on the radio, but every radio show under the sun
has someone with a whacky nickname. Do we need that?
Why can't we just be Christopher and James three four
three sure, three four eight three or if you've got
any other name suggestions for our shows? You've mean very
weird about it. You don't you don't want to use

(48:56):
your name, you'd rather be not as part of Oky?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (48:59):
The Hudarky Breakfast Show with Christopher Key and James Pugsley.
What do you think.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
Shit Up The Whodaching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
Ike, you've asked on the Hidacky Breakfast there's no ads
still Smoko with Kezy and pugsun and just before nine
Pugs we did a bit of asthma chat. We were
talking about how I get bullied on the Big Show
for various things and you actually secretly have all of
those things as well.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
And that's the kind of thing that they brought us.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Some sort of fell in while Jerry and I and
Hoody j Mogi we're away. Yeah, there's some sort of
top level content just to kind of pad it out
and keep the standards high.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
And with that in mind, turn yeah, it's asthma chat.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Oh my god, Oh my god. We're doing that.

Speaker 5 (49:43):
Asthma chat with Keys and Pugs. You asked on three
four eight three, Hey, what preventor are you running?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
And what or if you are running, a preventative or
a reactive that's right.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
So for those that don't have esthma, embarrassing loser. I
love having as so it's so cool. A preventative is
one you take every day, usually once a day. May
I think yeah, and then the reactive is when you're
starting to get a bit chesty, you have a few
puffs on the old ventilan, a bit wheezy, A bit wheezy.
You have a few puffs on the ventilin, which I

(50:17):
believe is the most common reactive pugs. Yes, I would
agree you ran a ventulin reactive. I ran it, you
ran it hard. Bizarrely, a lot of texts through on
three four eight three on this very topic.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Definitely wasn't joking when I solicited for that.

Speaker 5 (50:32):
This one comes in from anonymous good a Feller's simber
Court suck on it every night, so he does his
preventative at night.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
When do you do yours?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
That's the same thing, right, Yeah? Yeah, When do I
do yours? You mine usually before a run, so maybe
in the morning.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
So even if you don't do a run, no, because
isn't a preventative the one that you have every single day.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
I mean, if it's mine's not that bad, right, So like,
if I know I'm going to do a physical activity,
or if i feel a little bit of a wheeze
coming on, then I'll run my symber.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Cor Doesn't that react that to you being reactive? That's
what the ventilan's for. No, when do you use the ventilin?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
What the hell are we doing here, Pugs, we're talking
about I said, before you use vinilin.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
You said, yeah, No, I used ventilin when I was
a kid, Right, So I use that reactively when I
was a kep, when I got wheezy. And now if
I feel that maybe there's a chance you know, you can.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Feel it in your little chesty there.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Yeah, yes, I'm coming one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Then you have the simber court, right, okay, just in
my case. I'm a big boy, now, kizy, I don't
need it every day.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
Good a Feelers currently running serotide and mint solo pods.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Can't say I've heard of serotide.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
I worry. I'm just googling it here.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
That it is.

Speaker 5 (51:49):
It's an inhaler.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
It's a combination.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Yeah, okay, so it is a combination in haaler containing
two active medications.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Has a little cough there. Do you want you to Yeah, I'll.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Use my simber court, even though I should be using
a reactive like to him, Pugs.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Chastise me about my asthma.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Siah Tid is a brand name for a combination in
haler containing two active medications fluter fluter Flutera, cassone, Propia nate.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Sound roll, which of course is a.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Long acting broncho dilator.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Now, mint solo POD's great reactive, is it? Yeah, because
the mint kind of clears out your bronchioles.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Mint solo pods Or is that like a vape?

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Oh, it's a vape. Yeah, Ah, it's funny.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Okay, if you just joined us with doing asthma chat
gid A Fowler's three of my friends killed the asthma
thanks to a rigorous regime of cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
True story. I'd like to learn more about that.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
If you hear this text us more three four oh three, Yeah,
please tells like they just swapped it out for lung cancer.

Speaker 5 (52:53):
Currently running Venier as a preventative ventilin as a reactive
van here never heard of it, ven just googled it.
It is a prescription combination of halo used to to
treat the symptoms of asthma. It's got a combination of
bud buddhisan id and for material.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Pugs.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
Yeah, man, package this ship up and send it to
the Radio Awards. Asthma chat is excellent.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
The Huriarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
That is brand new from Daily Jay. It's called two
Together on the Hurdarky Breekfa Show. No, it's still Smoker
with Kezy and pugsn and Pugs. That is Kiwi Music
Daily Jay a great New Zealand band. Very partial to
their tunes. I've got quite a lot of them on
my playlists in.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
That I remember them very distinctly because we've interviewed them
at least two or three times on the Hdaky Big Show.
But there's about fifteen of.

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Them in the band.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
Yeah, all come in for the chat and I love
it because you get to meet all of them and
they're all good bastards.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
But it's like we've got maybe two mics and so
I just remember them crowding around all the microphones.

Speaker 5 (53:57):
I just got a room full of swagged out young
dudes that are cool because you know you've got your
liter guitar. There a bit of an electro sound as well.
Saxophone comes out every now and then. Great band. Check
him out at Hodaki dot Co. Do in zid Forward
Slash Locals only if you'd like more information on that
new song once again two together, Pugs. You have had
an interesting holiday break. You have had various misadventures, one

(54:22):
thing that happened whilst you were down in Wellington at
your family house where your mum lives.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Yes, I have had a few misadventures, not to say
I haven't had a great holiday, but nobody cares about that.
Now hear what went wrong? And this one's kind of
an aside. I've got a great final mess adventure tomorrow.
This is like an unofficial now. I had spent some
great quality far no time down there with my mum
and my sister and my.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Niece yep, and we were all doing.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Our final breakfast before I left to take the road
up to Hooks Bay, where my father lives and my
partner has her family from there.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
And my mom was, Oh, don't go just yet. I'll
make you a coffee.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
It's nice a road cock make you some breakfast.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
And I was like, thanks, man, that's really sweet.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
She made me so a little bit of ever on toast,
a little bit of everyone tomato and toast specialty around
her ways, and she made me a beautiful black coffee
just to get me energized for the road trip.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Sitting there chatting with her sipping my coffee.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
You know, I ended up delaying my leave a little
bit because I, you know, was catching up with mom
one more time before I left, and I didn't know
when I would catch up with the next So I'm
sipping my coffee there and then I get to the
last bit, and you know, you get to the last
bit and you just hoff the whole thing back buffet.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I don't know what the word is.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
And as I buffed it back, something like flew into
my mouth with the last little.

Speaker 5 (55:39):
Self flew into your mouth and then you buffed it hard. Well,
I was like, shivers, I've got to get on the road.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
And so I buffed it and it flew into my mouth,
and you know, I sped it back into the coup.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
I was like, what, you know, beat it in the cup?

Speaker 5 (55:51):
What were you thinking then? Were you like a solid
bit of coffee or coffee coffee grounds?

Speaker 4 (55:56):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (55:57):
Just like right? And so I didn't swallow.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I just sent oh, that's you know, And so I
went over to the sink where she was and I
just tipped that out in the end of the sink there.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
What do you reckon?

Speaker 6 (56:06):
It was?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I don't know It could be anything.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
It could be like I say, like some sort of
solid granular granulation.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
I thought maybe the coffee was off or something.

Speaker 5 (56:15):
But they would have dissolved in the hot water. Yeah,
I don't know what was it.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
It was a cockroach, a dirty, great, stinking cockroach that
is disgusting, did.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Dead and all sid mouth slow cooked in your coffee
for about fifteen minutes Brode.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Yeah, now I have to take a pause there, Royal,
I might start gagging.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Really so you had cockroach soup in your mouth, Chris,
and it was bathing in up to like fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
I literally can't talk.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Like, how gross would it be? No, listen, I'm taking
my come on, pugs were doing a radio show.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Now you're being paid to be here, all right, you
paid a lot of money to be here barely. So
what like if her cockroach up onto your tongue and
then jumped off again, I'd be like, ah, yeah, imagine yeah,
having a bad and.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
Thought about that.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
I literally hadn't thought about it soaking, yeah, and all
of its nutrients just kind of dissolving into the coffee.

Speaker 4 (57:12):
It's like, you know how you love ramen?

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Do you love ramen and like Japanese no, no, no, but
you know how they do like a lot, like they'll
boil down the animal bones and stuff and.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Make a broth.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
Yeah, yeah, you had a cockroach broth.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
And literally can't talk. Did you tell your mum one
hundred percent?

Speaker 4 (57:28):
She was standing right next to me.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Well, she horror flashed my teeth for about ten minutes
after washed it out, like hosed it with the kitchen
sink tap.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Yeah, right, the forces and then got.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
On the road to not think about that.

Speaker 5 (57:38):
And did she does she drink much coffee? Was it
in there all the time? Really?

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (57:42):
Because I was like, oh, maybe she never drinks it,
such a sitting always drinks coffee.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Wow, so gross.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Hopefully it wasn't living in the coffee and hopefully I
think it was just sitting in the mug.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Yeah, it wasn't looking at it.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Yeah, sure, man, I had shit. I think you've got
baby cockroaches inside, you know.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Ah, Big Show with Mike and Tune in week days
and four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
Well it's almost ten am, which means it is pugsn
and Keyzy's final break for the day. Pugs, Big Willies,
the Big No, We're not doing that.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
The Hurdache Breakfast, Big Willies.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
It's a ship name, Pugs, because we're both of our
nickname middle names are William, so we call the Big Willies.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Sorry, what about we hit a couple of other ones
come through? No, we're not reading those.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Connie Boy and the Nips. Connie Boy and the Nips.
See that's quite funny, dar see. But who's the nips?

Speaker 6 (58:42):
True?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
We've also got big nips? What about nips and the nips?
What about nepts and slightly bigger naps? What about four
big nips? What about Ariola and the petty Ariola and
the petty?

Speaker 4 (58:54):
See?

Speaker 5 (58:55):
I like that Now we're talking kind of rolls off
the tongue or Christopher Key and James Pugsley on the
Hidaky Brickfast Show, whatever it's going to be called. It
will be back again tomorrow morning from six am and
then this Friday, brew Coo Mount Monganube, the Big Show
reunites ahead of the Black Clash four pm. We will
see you there, Pugs. What are you up to today?

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Honestly, no plans.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
I'm going to try it a workout in and then
hopefully I don't know, cook some dinner later on, maybe
play some PlayStation in between.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
How good man? I don't loving this life.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
JERRYM and I have a real churl.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
A breakfast show hours rule. They have it super chill,
super chill.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
It's not as hard yet as barely any work.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Yeah, whereas we're flat out. Whereas I drive all systems go.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
I'm always yeah, far out drivers overwhelming. Hey, I'm going
to go play golf with Haughty Jay. Tell him I
say hi, would you?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Em?

Speaker 5 (59:44):
And I are Stewart and a fourth person who you
don't know. But I will be back tomorrow morning at
six am. Cannot bloody wait. Only one show to go
until the Big Show finally returns. We will see you
this Friday, brew Co Mount Monganui. We will see you
at the Black Clash and also you'll see us tomorrow morning,
six am.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Bye M