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February 5, 2026 58 mins

On today's show, Jase is a city slicker now, Mike gets invaded and Keyzie's pushing Parker.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot I keep big shirt show show thanks to
crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big show really Jason Hoichman and Oh gid
A your mad bars. It's great to have your company
on this glorious Thursday afternoon, the fifth of February twenty
twenty sixth And you, my friends, as always listening to
the big show brought to you by Rebug.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
You serving good times and good food Dina and or
take away Reburger today. Yeah, Yam yam yam Yam, Yam, Yam,
Yam yam.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
In holy smoke, speaking of Yam Yam Yam Yam Yam.
I walked into the office today, keasy ah, and there
was old Moogi reclining on the couch as he always
takes up the whole couch. You notice that.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
He does, looking just absolutely sensational in his new garb,
loving the top, the sort of denim shirt there, the slacks,
one of the are they Chino?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Was it a Chino type of What are you running there? Magi?

Speaker 5 (01:01):
You get your mad dog going pretty grass, your your
six son of a bee? Hey yeah the CHINOSO, I
am running a dnim shit. I've got some new loafers
as well, just sneakers. That's where I had a little
bit of stole the Puma's Keezy. But I remember my
fiftieth year. It's time for me to stop walking around
the joint wearing rags. Do you know what I mean?

(01:23):
That's essentially what I've been doing for the last sort
of ten to fifteen years. So I'll be joining you
fellas wearing shirts a little bit more often.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Great self shirt wearing Maggie.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
They'll be calling me before an hour.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Well you look sensational, mate, good luck. And speaking of sensational,
how are you going, Keezy?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh you're really great, really great. Tell you what hanging
out for the weekend? Three days?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm gonna say, I thought it looks like you started
your weekend last night.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
But to be honest, Jason, one hundred percent, I look
terrible today. I look terrible. All right, You don't look terrible,
look terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
You just massively hungover.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm not hungover. I only had you don't at home.
I was online with my mates.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Because you're running some stubble today. That always makes me
a little bit curious if keys he's been on the hammer.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yes, no, no, no, just doubble, just stubble. But I
look terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Jase, you're right, you look bloody fantastic. Casy. I won't
have a word said against you. Mate, Thanks Jace, you
look good man, Thanks man.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
What kind of shoot is that? Is that? A big
city folks shooters?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I don't know, man, it's just when I pulled out
of the bucket that's sitting at the end of the bed.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You have a shirt bucket.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
No, we do at the moment. No, it's just because
it's my bucket. We're packing shed all over the place
and god, that'll do um.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
But yes, good stuffed. Actually we'll get into that, yeah
we will.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
We were all right, Hey, what's coming up on the
show man? What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Well, it's Thursday, but we'll be doing the Thursday Throbber
because tomorrow is why Hugy day waite hangy weekend we're
heading into. Today's theme is New Zealand there rare so
that's the theme of the songs are going to be
Kiwi songs or some kind of loose relationship hitherto Also
Old pug Son he's called in sick. You might have

(03:18):
seen on socials that he asked us if he could
go along to the Lame Way Festival that's happening today.
We said no, and yet he is not here.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
What a coincidence.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
And next up we're talking to Hoity Janis Whitty Jizbot
Parker if you will, but his first night in his
new apartment, which is bloody exciting. Jays, you've moved in
old peg in the city, you've had your first night
and find out how it all went.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Also, don't forget keep an ear out for this. Yeah,
if you hear it called eight hundred hodark you can
get yourself a fifty dollars rebig about you not now,
but it's not later on that.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
In the meantime, here's Cake.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarking.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are em there on the radio ho Donkey Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. Does it feel like a Friday to
your fellows?

Speaker 5 (04:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It does? Wonder why?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
I wonder why? Yes? So last night, my first night
in the city, sleeping in a new apartment there and
our first and foremost can I say how pleasant it
was to walk home be apart about a ten minute
twelve minute walk.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Sweet because you walk home to Mogie.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Right.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Do it is great an evening walking stroll.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yeah, it's really pleasant. It was. I really enjoyed it
and what I made me think about. Actually, it would
be great if we went a bit green on the
show and we all walked home to work, to work
and walked home again. You know what I mean, you
and I do it. Megie, if you could do it,
cause it would be as a team contributing to the
you know, the environment.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Man.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
But that would may not have to stay at your house.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
No, you could just walk in starting your day a
little bit earlier.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
You just have to come in a bit earlier than
us and maybe leave it, you know.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Hard get the green tech for the first radio show
to get the green tech.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Thank you, jeez. Actually, wait, listen, I'm loving it. I'm
loving our new place, you know, twenty six years in
the same place. It's exciting to be right in the
middle of town. And what I've noticed when you sit there,
I'm a little lounge sweet just listening. There's just a
gentle hum to the cities, suddenly broken by the odd
sihen or scream. Yes, but there's something very sort of

(05:21):
comforting about that hum. Went to bed The first thing
we discovered, first of all, the most massive curtains I've
ever seen in my life in our bedroom. It's like
being in a king's sort of canopy, you know what
I mean. Massive curtains. It's like, God, this place is huge.
Can I ask you, are they blackout curtains? Yes, they're blackout? Great,
she's black.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
You can't have a light bedroom, man, not.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
She was dark as massive windows. First thing we discovered
my daughter is sleeping closer to where we are.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Now.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Shit, she's noisy.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Sold through one.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Wall, yeah, yeah, one wall.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
And then it's her bedroom and you've noticed how noisy.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Shit, Yeah, massive because she used to sleep a little way.
Because my wife know, we're like, now listen, it's going
to be louder in town.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
We know that.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
We're like, oh g man, all g. We didn't realize
it was going to be coming from within, you know
what I mean. It's like hang about And I was
texting in the night, going you know, I can hear
quite clearly through the walls, and she said, what do
you want me to do about it?

Speaker 7 (06:19):
I was a good one, and this I love teenagers
and she.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
And this there's a little sort of loose floorboard just
out by our front door, by our bedroom door that
she walks past, and it's like and she's in and
out of her room all night, and it's like a good.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
One, Hoyt.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
But anyway, true to form, and as anticipated of a
fight about one o'clock in the morning on the street,
outside on the street, and it was a hor of
a fight, full noise, full volume, full action. And my
wife and I were like, initially, what do we do?
What do we do? You know?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
And then it's like, well, you don't do anything.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
Still be the position you put in, do I do?
I go out there and get involved. I separate it. Now.
It's like the thing about it is you've got to
imagine Jason. It's like, oh, it's sort of like a deer,
a young deer, or a spring book, a baby spring
book being devoured by you know, three or four lions. Yes,
And you're the cameraman. Your job is simply to observe.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Observe and document film, you know what, film so we
can watch.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I don't know if you guys know about this about me,
but in my day I was a bit of a peacemaker.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Yes, little buss I was.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
That was in the earlier days, and I was like,
do I go out there and go feelers? Fellers? It
was actually a fellow and a woman actually to be fair,
but there are other fellas holding people back and all
that sort of stuff. And in the end I just
screamed out the window. Were you shot at? Yes?

Speaker 5 (07:50):
What did they say?

Speaker 2 (07:51):
They just ignored me and gave me a bit of
an evil stare. So that was quite good. And then
uh so I was wide awaken at about one o'clock. Then
my daughter was still up. Goes back to her room
after flashing the toilet, which is not far away from me,
talking on her phone. Again. You know I can hear
you right, not my problem. You moved us here.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
Well, it's going to be interesting for you, audio Jay,
because that was only a Wednesday night. Yes, the real fights,
the real excitement is going to be happening on your Friday.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
So my wife and I are now having a discussion
ear plugs on our ear plugs.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
You're beginning the ear plugs, but also you need to
get some pretty good quality recording devices because it'll be
good if you came in and played those arguments.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
I tell you what it's all on. During the day
as well. It's good stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I suppose the thing is right. Like you've been living
out Wes for twenty something years. Yeah, now you're in
the city. These fights are going to be happening all
the time. They were happening while you're out Wes. Now
that you're in the city. I mean what, You're not
going to stop them?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
No, man, I mean they're far more hardcore out west.
Let me just say that the fight city folks are.
So here's jit.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Red Churny Peepers. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this tusday afternoon. The time is twenty six minutes past
four o'clock. Fellows, I don't know if you've noticed this,
but Pugs is an in studio b and I'm human.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
I'm human too.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
In fact, I wanna be honest. It's buggering me a
little bit. Yes, I'm bugging.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I got in my headphones, went in the studio, the
print notes went in the studio. Nothing in the studio
and no and no, Pugs, what.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Are we gonna He hasn't organized anyone to cover no,
there's no one in the studio. B we are sailing
blind right.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
Finally, what it proves though, is that.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
You know, do we need I think this is one
of the best shows we've done, so we don't want
to break well exactly and it was so good.

Speaker 3 (09:59):
How'd you feel about ringing them up?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
I think we should ring him up.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
I think we should call him and just figure because
he's called in sick because his official you know, are
you serious? Apparently? I don't. I mean, it's pretty obvious
what he's done here. There is a concert on currently
in Auckland Lane ways. He tried to lay the groundwork yesterday,
didn't work, and now he's not here, so let's just
give him a ring on here there.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
I can be there.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
What are they.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
Doing? Hello?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Hello, Hello, it's just pugs.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Is it? Oh? It's a fellows?

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Are you watching porn PAGs? No?

Speaker 6 (10:42):
No, it was Nick. Give you guys to call them
not feelings that you remember that tickle on my throat
that I mentioned use today?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't remember a pickle in your throat? Man, what
the hell are you talking about your throat?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
I remember you lacking a massive Peckley said, I don't
remember when he tackling your throat, pegs.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Yeah, so the pickle of my throat's give me a
tickle in my throat? Right, how are you, fellas? How's
the show? Are you guys all good? Well?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
The show is awesome, to be honest, it's one of
these shows we've ever done. He's down, that's besides the
point we're bringing the check. Are you actually sick?

Speaker 5 (11:12):
What's wrong?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
Oh? Look, the fellas, I'm just a beard. It's been
a tough night. It's turned into some sort of fatigue
and various sorts of you know what cigarette?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Is that your missus?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Homer?

Speaker 6 (11:31):
I'm just not stealing too great, fellas. I think I
might have to make a podcast in the morning of stuffing.

Speaker 5 (11:36):
You know, have you taken a dodgy? Have you taken
a dodgy? Icky? What?

Speaker 1 (11:42):
What's an?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
Have you taken a brown tab?

Speaker 6 (11:46):
I don't know what any of that stuff I've had.
The only tabs I've had is a responsible.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
My illness.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
All right, Look, I'm going to be honest with your pugs.
The show is running buddy smooth. Here there was a
relief to walk into work today and not have to
worry about what mood you're in.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Well, Jason, I feel good for you, man, but my
mood's not great because I'm listening producing the Big Show.
You know, I'm here, a bet it's physically in five
place and that.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Yeah, all right, Pugs, Pugs, all right, fellas, let's be honest.
We all know what Pugs is doing. Pugs, just here's
the deal. Admit that you're at Laneway right now with Dilley.
Just admit that you're there, and we'll just let this
one go and we'll see you on Monday.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
All right, what's lain way?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
God, damn man, just a minute, it's over. Pugs. You're done.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, you're done. Hold the line, by the way, we'll
flick you out of a fifty dollars reeburg avouch it.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Thanks for calling the Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Tune in four.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
On Radio Navana. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty eight.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Feelers the win off fellas that one right there. The
phone lines are lighting up. Pugs is not here to
answer the phones.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
No, what's your vibe here? Fellas? Between one and sex?
Where we going? Where are we headed?

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Or maybe one of the ones that I have never
called before about that.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yeah, it's going four Yeah, get a caller. Who are
we speaking to?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
This is Borrow from.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Bis your mad barsad? How's life good on you? Mate?
What a big planes for a long weekend?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Not too?

Speaker 5 (13:39):
Musking out on the motorbike American?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Ohs? What kind of bike you got, brother?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh Jesus thousand?

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Yeah, the old g X six thousand thousand bomb, Boris
they call them.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
You used to have a GS gs T eighteen hundred.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Right of a big dog back that was a big
jog all.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Right, mate?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
What was it called again?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
Geus eighteen hundred?

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah, I appreciate there's an X in this somewhere. Hey, Boris,
I'm keen to send you out a fifty dollars reburg
about you, man, I'm just ask you a few questions. First,
all right, beautiful, what do you do for a crust
man on my sheet middle fabricat?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah? You've got all your fingers still? Ah you luckily? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Good?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
A couple of burns on my mud, yeah, but I
had a couple of burns on my hands too, actually,
when I used to do with a sheet mettling, bloody dangerous,
isn't it from the dart?

Speaker 6 (14:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Hey, what's for dinner? Boris?

Speaker 6 (14:46):
Good questions, but I would probably read.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
We need to change that question because people are going
to saying that. Maybe if you say that, then you
get to squallif it.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Maybe that's the thing. Next question, how often do you floss? Boris?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Or got to be honest on that, maybe one to fortnite.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
It's probably better than most people to be honest.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Do you actually own the intal floss? Boris?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
The list of yeah yours, Boris?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Hey? What color are your undies? Boris?

Speaker 5 (15:21):
I think that Blake with a pin today?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Real hot?

Speaker 3 (15:28):
And what's your deepest fear? Boris?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (15:33):
Probably go out without Reburger tonight if you didn't have
that as an answer. All right, good question, thanks man.
Do you like heights?

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Do you like getting smacked over?

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Particularly? I would have gone sharks?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point, Jason or right, Boris,
Thank you very much. Mate. You've got that fifty dollar
Reburg about you. You hold the line, we'll grab your details,
all right, you're on your.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
On your mate. What was that motorbike gs gs r
X eighteen hundred.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
The letters change every single time you say that.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
What a little bit of Jane's addiction.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
To the song as a banger?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Turn it up? Key man, I can't.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodik.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Who fighter is here on the radio? Holdankee Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is keen minutes to five o'clock.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah,
dear mind man bar come on keezy jeez fellas.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Last night I watched Edgatha Christie's Seven Dials. Ah.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yes, seven Dials is a place in London. It's like
it is a place in London. You're right in there.

Speaker 5 (17:05):
That's right? Have you really keesy? I didn't see you on.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
This well on the movie. Nah, it must have been
a different time. Must have just missed me. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
The overview is that in nineteen twenty five, a country
house party prank turns deadly. Yes, Lady Eileen Bundle Brent
investigates the chilling murder plot. Lady carter Ham and Superintendent
Battle assistant, solving the country house mystery that changes Bundle's life.
Is it in a country house? It's in a well,

(17:35):
this is where the murder's set. But there's seven dials
is referenced throughout. That's part of the mystery Keysy. It's
three episodes. Apparently we got most of the way through two.
Grandma Sue was falling asleep on the couch. Yes, and
I have to admit to being a little bit distracted myself.
It's got a good car, love making or something. No, no,
I just sort of stirring at the wall. And that
we've got the kitten as well. Oh yes, i's flame

(17:57):
with air.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
We're watching an Agatha christ Well, it was on show
and watching a cat and.

Speaker 5 (18:02):
Watching the cat's more entertaining than the show. I give
the cat five buzzies out of a possible five. I
give a show probably two.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
What's happened to you? Maybe you've got a kitten? You're
watching Eliath for Christie?

Speaker 5 (18:13):
I love it? Do you not love an? I love?

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It's really good.

Speaker 5 (18:16):
It's very simple stuff, so you know what you getting? Yes, exactly.
It makes you feel like you're a genius when you
solve it. All that sort of stuff. But a very
good cast.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
That's the mood of the orient express is.

Speaker 5 (18:26):
That that's an Eggatha Christie.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
That's right, like something Murder on the Nile or ye ye,
which wasn't as good that I had your Geal Gotta.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
But the old stuff, the old versions were ahead. The
old great British actor is in it. You know herkule Proro,
all those sorts of things as well. Good stuff. Helen
the Bottom Carter and Martin Freeman. Are your headlines cast?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Pretty good?

Speaker 5 (18:48):
To be honest, I think we should probably start it
again because I wasn't paying much attention at all. Yeah,
So for that reason, I give it zero buzzies out
of a possible five, and I'll get back to you
about whether that it's been. Having focused on it.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
A little more, I am. I'm quite a big fan
of Helene Bonhom Carter. Ye, I think she's awesome.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
Then you should learn her name.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
It's Helena Helena Bonham Carter, Helena Bottom Carter.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
She played Prince.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Margaret, Helena Bottom.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Fat Oh, Helena Bottom Farer.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
But she's very good. She's always been trying out there.
But she's a very good, active me very good.

Speaker 5 (19:23):
One of my favorite roles was fight Club for her, Yes,
very very good.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Oh, she's Bellatrix in the Harry Potter series Bellatrix was strange.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Okay, I've not seen those.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
No, you guys are so cool because you don't watch.
I'm not saying it's cool. I've just never heard of
Harry Potter watching.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
I'm an adult. I leave that for the kiddies. Fails.
I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't have much
to offer. I couldn't get the TV working in the
new apartment.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Right.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Everything else is sorted. You'll be glad to know. But
it's like and then I was toting her around with
that and going, why isn't it even sweat? This is crazy?
Did that for about twenty five minutes and realized there
were no batteries in the remote.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Oh my god, Jasu, absolute thunderbird. Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I'm serious? But in my defense, in my defense, there
were batteries in the remote that afternoon. Right, But when
I got home, Oh, no, you.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
Need to get yourself a butler.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I do, but he can't. He is a butler. But
Parker can't have another Parker. It's just confusing for milady. Ah,
how many busies out of five do you give the
remote thing?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Niggative? Five busies?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And jeffin last night, I watched the second half of
Three Identical Strangers, which is a documentary It came out
in twenty eighteen about a bloke in the eighties who
went to college. Everyone there was, oh, my god, good,
good to see you, idiots, like my name's not Idiot's Bobby.
And then turns out he had a twin brother, identical.
And then it turns out because they were in the paper,
there's a third one. It's a very very interesting story.

(21:00):
It twists and turns and stuff and are extremely interesting
the fact that it actually happened. And I won't spoil it,
but I will say that because they were triplets and
they were separated at birth, they like in the cot
and stuff. They used to like fall over a lot,
and they used to hit their heads on the water
and do all these weird things when they were little
kids because of that separation anxiety, right, So it goes

(21:21):
to show even spending a few months together in a
crib had like long lasting adverse effects in their mental health.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
And I don't think it's spoiler, Alerty. I think you
could probably say, but they were deliberately separated at birth
so that the authorities could perform an experiment on them.
Which was nature versus nurture and what is going to
have the most adverse or positive effects on an upbringing?
And the results of that are probably what's the most
interesting part about it. But just goes to show jeers

(21:48):
are some scumbags around that would do that to three kids?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
I reckon, man, I give it probably four busies out
of five?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Good, wouldn't that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Yeah, pretty damn good. There feels four busies?

Speaker 5 (21:58):
Yes, how many buzzies do you give a four?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Five?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
Sounds like a great name for a movie. Four buzzies.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Hold ikey, it's the whole Big Shows Thursday.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
You're welcome, love it, I love it.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
You always forget to do that with us.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Hate you hate?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
You hate the Big Show? We get it.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
You hate You're going to do that? Then you get
an as risk if you want next week?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
What says that? I going to you know, welcome back
note and I you know, get make now the theme
and I'll be bagging if I know why New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well, I suppose because it's White Tongue Day tomorrow, long weekend.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah, so see celebrating our national day, the birth of
our country teacher.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
No, yeah, okay, enough.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Makes sense, Jason. Well, and seeing as you're so confused,
do you want to go first?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Sure? Man, here you go. Turned up tune.

Speaker 8 (23:09):
You you're playing with polar I am yeah, tune, that's true.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
It can. I just say to everybody out there, if
you haven't heard that album, get that album. It's an
absolute key.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
We classic it rules, it does rule rules. I'll never forget.
I was watching when that song came out. I was
watching top Gear. This is in like the because that
song worked like two thousand and nine or something. Yeah, yeah,
and they use it as a backing track on one
of their big things that we're doing, and I was like,
holy cow, that's from Parmston.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Normal. Man.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
She was pretty massive. And I read a really amazing
article on her a little while back because she went
through depression and stuff and she just hated everything that
she'd ever created.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
All sucks. It all sucks. It'd be good for I'd
love a bit more Lady Hawk. Actually, yes, around, around, around.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I don't know what I'll do. This is a song
I chose the Feelers Fellows.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
They're racing for you Tube. This is where it kicks off.
Another tune another Chu, that's one here I'd have to say,
is the greatest song ever produced in New Zealand. No,

(24:40):
I don't want to overstate things, and I think if
you don't like it, you're probably racist. Let's see.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
To stand up fellas.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
No we.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Is this just the national anthem?

Speaker 7 (25:02):
Just?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Is it just a great great Well?

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Here we go. Now listen, you decide the winner here
and he's gonna give us a call right now on
eight hundred Hodaking. We'll go from there. Show in the
meantime it's David Bowie.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's the Big Shows Thursday.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I got it found us. I remember the theme today
in New Zealand of course being white Honey Day tomorrow.
So we've gone for New Zealand artists.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Heaven we feel we have certainly have Jace. You chose first,
and you chose Lady Hawk. That is a huge tune,

(26:02):
huge tune. Yeah man, I chose another huge tune racing
run Wild, Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
And this next Tunekezy, you'd have to say, and it'll be
the same for both of you guys. When this song
gets played, it always turns into the biggest thing along
you've ever been a part of your stadiums true that.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
No, well there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
If that words.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Your choices, you decide, you said, let's go to the
phone lines. Good a nikki, you mad bars? And how's life?

Speaker 5 (26:58):
You're not too bad yourself?

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Good?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Thanks mate? What are you running with the nikky?

Speaker 5 (27:04):
Oh well, I'm feeling a little bit in gorge with
the uh national answer.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
He's a Patriots matrix.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
Get I Andrew you mad barsad house live? Yeah, not
too bad boys? How are you? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Thanks mate?

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Good? What are you running with? Andrew? Oh well, I
gotta go for all my meat. Thank God for that.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Get I wreck your mad barsad? How's life? Well?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Very well?

Speaker 6 (27:39):
And make can I say please order my brethren?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Kilder brother, what are you going for the wreck?

Speaker 6 (27:46):
We are definitely racing today, brother, nice nice, good.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
On your wreck? Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
Oh, thank goodness, that's some robbery.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Manham yourself, Lady Hawk didn't even get a vote.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
For people don't like females singers?

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, hey, look three four eight three, Please give your
opinion on the Thrubber for today. Please in the meantime,
I win for Old Kezy. It's racing run wild.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
For the Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Racing there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is nineteen past five, and that is your
Thursday Throubber winner. Jeez, that was Thursday throuble winner.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yes, good work, Jays, very professional of you. Look it's
a good day for me. I'm finally out in front.
It's been a while, yeah, man, yeah, for sure. I
had a real as you guys keep banging on about
a real dry spell there, weeks and weeks and weeks, months,
even fourteen weeks is how long.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
You might want to think about that with the beersies.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
What do you mean.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
We'll have a dry spell off the Beers's take a
little break man. Oh good, don't know, but no, there's
no judgment winning at the moment. Year with the throb
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
What do you mean just with the throbber?

Speaker 5 (29:04):
No, no, you're winning with that. Just it's all good.
That's just been so people took it.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah yeah, yeah, what do they know?

Speaker 5 (29:11):
I'd put it?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Man, you do you man, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:14):
Exactly, I'm going to do me all right.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
We can look at this Throbber scoreboard for twenty twenty
six out in front on two wins, Old, kezy Man
and coming last tied on one win each. Jace and Mogi.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Well object to that because Pugs was coming last year.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
But Pugs never really gets to come in here. In fact,
he's not even here today. He's wagged and gone to
lane win rightisk.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, he's on zero with asterisk. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Good.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
That is a disgrace, certainly is now. Yesterday we had
some interesting chats failures about whether or not and we
aren't you know, we aren't professionals in this area.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
No, no, no, I want to be quite clear about that.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
One hundred percent, whether or not certain members of the
Big Show might maybe be ADHD. Yes, you went home
last night, did some online tests and things. We're going
to run Jay through one quick and then coming up
next I guess is the results of that.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Yeah that's right. Well, I mean I can talk about mine.
Why don't I talk about what mine was like? And
then Jason we can come back with your results. How
does that sound?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah? That sounds good to me, man.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
But I did two yesterday, because we're going through it yesterday, Kezy,
I think you were doing the test or maybe I
was self administering it, but it wasn't looking good. Those
are you losing things? All sorts of questions, and I
was like, shit, yeh, I am. I'm a slam dunk
for this. But I did. When I got home, I
did a test and I was decided by the test
that my score I was completely fine okay, And I thought, well,

(30:38):
that doesn't sound right. Keys's not going to buy that. Nah.
So then I did another test and that one also
completely fine. Right. So apparently I don't have it, which
is good, which isn't bad. It's not a bad thing
if you've got it, but it's just good to know
if you have got it or not. Yes, but I don't.
But coming up next we'll be getting into old Hoody
Jizbot and finding out whether he's got it. I should say,

(31:01):
confirming that he has got it, not that.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
It's a bad things.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Coach, That's fine by me.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Can you remember what we're talking about?

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Man?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
No, The Hoterarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio
hod A Oasis.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Thursday, afternoon
the time five twenty nine.

Speaker 5 (31:21):
So we've been doing a little bit of investigation into
the potentials that a couple of members of the Big
Show have got ADHD. Attention just visit something.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (31:35):
What's the H four?

Speaker 2 (31:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
Attention deficit disorder is what it's always commonly been known there.
So Keyesy started heading us up with that. You gave
us a street diagnosis yesterday where you'd spoken to a friend,
run a couple of things past her, and she said
that Jason and I both definitely have it. Yeah, a
bit of a street diagnosed. I was happy to go
along with it. Then we did a little bit of
investigator over the internet, and after a couple of three questions,

(31:59):
it looked like a mate was one hundred percent correct.
I went home and just sort of I'd do some
more investigating. I ran two tears, both came back negative
for myself. And today now we're going to run Jason.
We're going to run you through them, man, because I
suspect it's the same. So we're just going to do five.
These are just five very easy screening questions. You're not diagnostic.

(32:21):
I want to be clear about that. We're not doctors,
and this is not a diagnosis. Sure, if there's any
concern here, you should go and see a health professional.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
And it's reiterate. A friend of mine said, she who
vaguely knows you, Yes, since she thought he was probably
HD and that he did some internet tests, that's right.
So yeah, that's exactly right.

Speaker 6 (32:40):
This is what.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
That's right. So look, the internet may have been wrong.
Here we go. Number one. Now you cannot see it's
just one to five. One being not at all and
five been yeah a lot? Yes, Okay. Do you struggle
to stay focused on tasks that aren't in even when
they are important?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Five?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
How often have you performed best under pressure? Or do
you perform best under pressure or deadlines but find it
hard to get going otherwise? Five do you feel mentally
restless or unable to fully switch off even when sitting still?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Five?

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Five do you have difficulty organizing, prioritizing, or keeping track
of multiple responsibilities? Five feel emotionally reactive or frustrated more
quickly than you would like?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Five?

Speaker 5 (33:42):
Five?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Definitely?

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Five there, Okay, I'm just going to put this into
my little machines. That was actually the sixth question. When
I say my machine so that's another five based on
question here, the pattern shows oh, strong consistent traits consistent

(34:05):
with ADHD, especially around attention, restlessness, emotional intensity, and being
best working, best under urgency or an interest. In short,
it's not a chaotic response Jase, yes, a result, but
a high function and mentally over reaving profile that aligns
with adult ADHD traits rather than simple stress alone. Yes,

(34:27):
here you go.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
I would actually and I like the phrasing of that
over reaving. Yes, my brain is over ready. Yeah, I
often feel like, hang on, my brain's just going way
to two nuts. So here I need to chill out
a bit.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
Because quite often I'll real old. It's like we're driving
along the motorway and I'm cruising along and I'm doing
like eighteen hundred revs. Right, I'm on top gear, just chilling,
and then Hoidy j hones pass going. Yeah I'm still
save same destination. Yes, yeah, sometimes interesting.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Okay, well there you're going.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Is there anything in theremogi about like losing concentration whenever
young women walk past the window?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Keazy Man, come on the Hdarchy Big Show week days
from four on Radio hod Archy.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
Izzy Osborne there on the radio Hodarchy Big show this
Tuesday afternoon. Beautiful data is too in Auckland City. I'm
just making an observation. Thank you just banging on about.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Auckland three four eight three. How's the whether we're you
are New Zealand. Yeah, man, we'll definitely read those texts
and get them coming in. Yeah, absolutely, Hey, fellas, we
had some guests stay with us over last weekend. They
had a six month old with them, and I feel like,
when once you hit thirty, you sort of you take
pride in your ability to host people. Yes, yeah, like
certainly for a dinner party or something I could come

(35:48):
doing with me. Yea one hundred percent right, So dinner
party I took. Like last time I had a dinner
party at my house, I made a big sangria. You know,
we made this delicious thing, and I was very I
was very concerned that we had the right music on
and we had the food and blah blah blah, and
I got a lot of satisfaction out of it. I've
also figured out that we like hosting people for the weekend.
Say yeah, how does that mean?

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Nothing mean it's just when yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yeah. But so for example, we had this couple staying
with us last weekend, and in our gifts bedroom, we
have a duvet. It's sort of like a like a
tearly color.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
You got the toy story characters on the douvet?

Speaker 3 (36:28):
No no, no, no, that's on our beard.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh right, that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
This one's just a plain teal right, with matching matching
pillows and nice throw cushions as well. And then we've
got special guest towels and flannels nice. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Yeah, So the beads all nicely made, and there's there's
a towel and a flannel on the end of the.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Two towels crossed over, sitting nicely. A couple of yeah,
this is now, this is I need to reiterate.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
This is my wife's doing, not like this. Do you
do the swan thing?

Speaker 3 (36:56):
No, but we should look into we should learn how
to do this.

Speaker 5 (36:59):
That would be funny. You take it seriously and ruin it,
but yeah, what you should.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yes, So we've like it's just it's just and it
once again one hundred percent of my wife's doing. But
I really feel like we're stting to nail this whole
hosting thing. For example, one of our friends who was
with us was actually up for a fitness tournament. So
we put out some electrolytes for him on the pillow
on top of his flannel.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
There.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Do you guys do that sort of thing? Do you
have like guest towels and there?

Speaker 5 (37:22):
I like my gifts to feel comfortable and not creeped out.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah. And when you first brought this up with us
keys in, you said you and your wife are nailing guests.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
I'm like, well, no, no, no, So did I say
nailing gifts?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:38):
No, no, no, I mean now.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
You wrote in the chair Did I have keys and
his wife and nailing guests?

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Did I write that in the chair?

Speaker 2 (37:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
That's that hasn't happened for ages.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
No, look, I will it met. We don't, you know,
really have many guests.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
No, no, I know, because you've never invited us over
five years.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
By the way, we'll be talking about that later on.
By the way, Yes, but we do do the towel.
We do the towel.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
And flannel, right, Okay, the towel and flannel as well, right,
Because I thought that was just a clever thing that
my wife had thought and I was like, that's smart.
It's like a hotel.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
Yeah, now you chuck it on there, because oftentimes what
you don't want is your gives having to say yet,
could I get a towel? Yes? So yeah, you can
have that one.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's a nice towel, right, you're
putting out nice towls ah.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
No, Like the last guess we had was my mother
in law, right, and my wife put out the towel
that she used to put under the thing when she
was painting.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
Yeah right, okay, so I had paint on it. And
the time before that, you said that you put out
a beach tael because she's a.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Unit is your mother and Laura Unit? Did you say that?

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I'll be honest with you, and it may be my adhd.
I don't recall saying that, but I might have.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I mean if you did, though, that's like pretty insensitive,
is all I'm saying. What do you mean we're calling
your mother and lawyer Unit.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Well, it's it's quite compliment tree, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I don't know. Oh that's good man, Yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
And did they seem to appreciate it your gifts?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
See it? They loved it?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:09):
They?

Speaker 5 (39:09):
I asked you what the guests did when they left?
Did they strip the bed.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
They stripped the bed. Yes, they took all the sheets
and pillowcases off, put them all into a pole, asked
me to put them I said. And then also they
even took the extra blanket that we'd given them, even
though it was hot, they'd folded it up, put it
back in the cupboard. Yes, kind of annoying because that's
not where it goes. But they were very, very very good.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I was going to say, do you think that they
did that because they thought you were really anal ah anal?
Maybe Jason, they went, jeez, we better leave this place
in the good shape or oh keasy, we'll just lose
this shit.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
But like your mother in law's going to which he
hears this block party?

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Yeah, why not The Hurdarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hod.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Couple of mum there on the radio, hold ankey big
show that Tuesday evening.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Hey, failers, It is that time of the year again
where we need the audiences help to essentially choose our
playlist here at Radio Hdarchy. If you want to have
an opinion on it, text the word music to three
four eight three. Sign up and join the Huduky Music Jury.
It doesn't take very long and all you listen to
a holy heap, So they'd probably be like, I don't know,
thirty little snippets of songs. You listen to them. Your
rank how much you like that song, whether or not

(40:22):
you're hearing it too often. If you hate the song,
that's fine as well. But do it and you get
yourself from the jord to win a Yeti cooler, which
is worth three hundred and fifty bucks just for helping
us tweak the old playlist.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Mate, that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
How good is that?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah? That's so good? A Yetty cooler.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Everybody's everybody's been asking me where they can get a
yitty caller, And that's what I've been saying that all
you have to do is go with music.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Jury.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent, because I've got the Yetty.
The beer coolers, oh how good are they? They are
really good, really good because you screw the top off,
you put your bottle of beer all you can and
you steal up the top there and it stays cold
for I got one of those at home.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Well, funnily enough, I've got a yety throw cushion.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
Really yeah, yeah, I didn't know they did throw cushions.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Yeah, they do, man, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
But that was Have you heard about yeties man?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
No, No, I know about yetties?

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Yeah, yes, Actually did you know to throw cushion with
a YETI on it?

Speaker 3 (41:10):
It just doesn't make sense that they would make beer
callers and stuff and then make a throw cush.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
I think we're talking about different things.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Yeah, totally. This is a unique one off yety throw cushion.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Right, Okay, this is fun fact though, which you might
you might have known him, especially Jace. You would have
been around then, Sir Edmund Hillary.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
After he climbed, Everest went on a Yetti hunt that's
like a proper one of the Himalayas.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Correct. That was funded by the National Geographic Yeah, that's right.
He went over to the US and he met with
them and then he went over to Obviously he knew
it was a ridiculous, wasteful, but absolutely it was. But
he got paid a lot of money. Yeah, so that
funded other adventures that he went on.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
So that was someone else told him to go do
that and he agreed to it. It wasn't he was invited.
He was invited to do it by the New Geograph.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Right, I watched a little program the other day on
the Investigation channel, or you know the one thought of
the the crime channel anyway, investigation and this guy, I
see Investigation channel. This guy was accused of murdering this woman, no,
murdering this woman in the bush. And he said she

(42:22):
was taken by yetty seriously, that he was she was
taken by.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
She was taken by in the bush.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
That was? That was?

Speaker 3 (42:35):
That's no good.

Speaker 7 (42:41):
I don't worry about Let's go Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod I.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Welcome back a massive backbones. I hope your Thursday is
absolutely going off as we head into the long weekend.
You're listening to the big joke you don't rebook here.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Beef checking, vegan and vegetarian options, Reburger redefining the norm
BA so good. Hey, that's the best one, failers. You
know how we're each given some Reburger vouchers.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Yes, I haven't used mine, you know, I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
I've used mine once.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yeah yeah, so I've used mine quite a bit. Long story.
Sure I'm out of vouchers. Yeah yeah, but but hear
me out driving a toad on it tonight.

Speaker 5 (43:31):
Oh how good?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
And over the old Bombay Hills there that's the first place. Yeah,
are you going to that one?

Speaker 6 (43:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Hey jays do you reckon? You could spot old keysy
a reburg avout your men?

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Sure men, really totally there you go me really absolutely? Oh,
thank you you're welcome?

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Is that it likes? It's all good?

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Totally?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Why do I feel really like uneasy about all this?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Man, that's on you.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
It's your sue keazy.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Okay, sweet man? Thank you, you're welcome. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I maybe you enjoy it? Well, of course you want
it's reboog you cool? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Thanks? Man, is so good. I'm excited now. Ah blink
on a small thing.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy,
Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
There on the Radio Darchy Big Show this South Thursday evening.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Fellas. I went to the doctor a week or so ago,
and it turns out I've got a new GP, A
new GP. I didn't know that, yes, but I went
and got some bloods done. And then a couple of
days later I got a phone call or a text
message to say that the doctor wanted to see me
as blood test, which is never Wow, that's scary. It's
never great, you know, normally because normally you fly through.

(44:59):
But as you get older. They was want to have
a yeante about something. So I made an appointment, went
along and of course they didn't have the appointment. Really yeah,
they didn't have it. So I made another appointment and
went back later on. The woman was shocked that I
wasn't angry at all, and she said, yeah, sweet, is
no worries. I think she was used to it, used

(45:20):
to being abused. Yeah, you know, but I didn't care. Anyway.
I went back there eventually and speaking to this lady.
She was in the same doctor's sort of room as
my previous GP, whom I really liked. He was great,
and as we're chatting away there, I said, as my
normal GP. As he left, she said, yeah after a place,

(45:40):
and I was okay, good to know, good to know anyway,
She said, I just wanted to get you in about
your results. Cholesterol was number one, Jade. She said, there's
an issue with the cholesterol, Yes, there's there was something
else as well, thinking about my kidneys that she wasn't
heavy with. So she worked through what the issues were
and what she felt that we should be doing about it.
Number One, we'll get you in for more testing. We'll

(46:04):
get you to do more blood so we'll get them
to do maybe three months. We we'll just come back
and have another check up on that. If that sounds okay, Yeah,
it sounds good as gold. I want to check your
blood pressure as well, so we'll make sure that that's
something where it should be. Yep, that was good as
gold as well, and then she checked something else. It
felt like she was really leading me down the path.
Then she said, oh, and when was the last time
that you had your prostate examined? And I said, professionally,

(46:36):
I mean I've been self administering that one for years.
I don't know what I'm looking for.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
You.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Look, I'm just trying to, you know, light the mood
of bit because I know it's going to be stressful
for you as a doctor. She said, I appreciate that, Mogi. Yeah,
and I don't know. And she was asked the one
asking the questions Keezy, Yeah, right, okay, and she said
you don't mind. I said, I don't mind. I said,
it's probably been twelve years since I've had it done.

(47:10):
But I've got no issue with having it done because
I know how important it is for male health. She said,
you beauty, She said, Now, I just have to tell you.
I'm going to need to get somebody to come into
the room, right, Okay, we call them a chaperone, just
to make sure that somebody is in the room as
a witness, to make sure that nothing untoward happens. Are

(47:30):
you fine without the Absolutely as good as gold. So
she showed me in. I had to lie down on
the bed. Now you have to lie on your side,
and you have to hug your knees up to your
chest and face the wall. Kesy, and that gives them
great access to your back door there. Okay, so I'm
doing that. I've got my pants around my angles. I've
still got my T shirt on, and my shoes feels

(47:50):
a bit your sandals fears a bit weird. Yeah, I
was running the chendles and anyway, she comes back in.
She comes around the curtain. She introduces me to the
chaperone who's standing outside the it in there and says, okay,
if we get started, absolutely can't wait. Anyway, I've sort
of forgotten what an experience it is. Yes, she gets

(48:13):
in there, starts digging away. Keysy, she starts digging away,
and it's it's extremely uncomfortable. Anyway, It's sort of a weird,
weird feeling in the room, and you just want to
break the silence. So I says to the chaperone, Hey,
you watching this. She's got her finger up my ass,
So this is what you meant to be stopping, isn't it.

(48:36):
Nobody said anything. She just took her finger out of
my bum there casey.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Anyway, it was all good, all tickety boo. And got
an email from the from the surgery there and they've
reassigned me to a different doctor.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
For the Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodarky ac DC.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
There on the Radio Hot Archy Big Show this Thursday evening. Now, fellas,
do you know of anything that's going on in the
sort of inner city, sort of Auckland kind of area
in the next month, because my wife and I, you know,
we want to get out and about and stuff. Have
you heard of any gigs or anything like that going
on that I old hoity j could.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Frequent you want to frequent it?

Speaker 8 (49:26):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Well, I mean I do know one gig. It's in March,
but I don't know if you can March. Oh, okay,
March and twenty first. Oh yes, but you can't frequent it.
That means go back over and over again, right and
make a habit out of go into one place. That's
what frequent it means. No, it's just you go once. Yes,
Why is it called frequent? Then?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
I don't know. It's a weird quirk of the language.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Okay, Well, the manuca Field Symphony Festival is happening at
the Auckland Domain.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Oh, hold on a second, sirih can you just record
Keyzy and what he's telling me about this gig? Thanks mane.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
A siri. So yeah, minuka Field Synthony Festival, March twenty
first at Auckland Domain. Hodak you dot coton and did.
By the way, if you want to enter to win
a vib experience that includes, thanks to New Zealand's Grabber Seats,
flights from anywhere in New Zealand, you also get a
night at sky City Hotel and VIP tickets to Syndony Festival.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Cheers SII. Can you just cut down to cut that
down to its basic ingredients if you would, thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Hang on it. I gave you all the ingred. I
didn't even tell you what bands are on. Do you
know the bands?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
No?

Speaker 5 (50:37):
Who the bands? We are bands?

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Can I tell Moggi the bands?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
You can tell Mogi, but you're not going to listen, Siri.
Ignore what he's saying to Mogi.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Okay, Mogi. Symphony number seven, huh, Symphony number seven, number seven.
It's the seventh iteration with an all new Setlers Cool, Wow,
which is great, Faithless which is a full live band
from the UK.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Great. They've got some great tunes.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
They do pek king Duck.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
It's got that punisher Kelly Holiday in it.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
The teaking duck. Yeah yeah, yeah, right, okay, I've never
had real peaking duck before it.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Yeah, peaking duck in a little pancake is just the
bomb in a pancakes. Yeah. They have a little sort
of mini pan cap.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Yeah. Yes, I've seen a duck had just seen in
some magic mushrooms. Jesus, he was peaking shape shifter shape
shifts from me. Yeah, would I would be finishing with him?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
You know, have you seen Cynthony the orchestra see like
shape is rule obviously, but the orchestra with the music
that they play, which is like you know, no no no,
orchestral versions of like drummer bass and electronic music and
stuff like classics. That that's the best way to end
the night. Nice hot dub time Machine from Ossie Kayley

(51:53):
Bell is going to be there. Made you look nice
and neurl It's the Exponents and the Black Seeds and
there's more to be announced once again if you want
to win there vib Experience hits Hodarky, dot Co, Dott
and Z and you and a mate could be flying
here thanks to New Zealand's grab a seat and staying
at sky City Hotel and going vip man. They've done
this song before. By the way, Fat Boy Slim right here, right.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Yeah, good June, Yeah, June, it's good. Jo Man.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Did you know you used to be the bass player
for the House Martins Jase who did Fat Boys Slim?

Speaker 2 (52:24):
How about that old Norman Court makes sense?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Totally Get the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Cool Jam there on the Radio hold Aki Big Show
this thusday.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Night Fellers. Yesterday, I said that we had to pounce
on some social media gold. It was a good opportunity
to build our audience. I'm talking, of course, about posting
photos of Parker from Thunderbirds, who was the just Google
Parker from Thunderbirds, and then suggesting that that is in
fact Jason Hoyt. Now, Jace, you loved this idea, right, You're.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
All for it?

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Come on, man?

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Does it? How does it genuinely make you feel? Being
compared to Parker from thunderb.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
But as I said before, I see absolutely no resemblance whatsoever.
And as I've also said before, I've been compared to
a lot of people, and I have to be honest.
But No, I can see that. I can see that.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
But Parker, no, Mogie, Well, I think there are some similarities.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I would say Mogi is more like Parker to look at.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
No, I will find now that he said that, I
can say that Jay sooks exactly.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
We'll find a Thunderbird that Mogi resembles at a later date.
But I basically said, look, we'll check a photo up
of you in your new apartment. We've used. Well, Pugs
has managed to make it so it's Parker from Thunderbirds
in an apartment, and the Captain just says Jason Hoyd's
first night and his new apartment. Yes, I said I
was gonna get billions of likes on Facebook. It's got
six hundred and twenty likes, right, is that good?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
I have no idea. I don't really go on Facebook.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
I'm not on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Like it's decent and like once upon a time, Facebook's
algorithm like you can get thousands and thousands and thousands
of likes on a simple thing like that, it's harder
to do so. And so I think getting six hundred
and twenty likes at this current stage is you know,
it's pretty good. Yeah, but it's not good enough. I
think it wasn't as high as I was expecting.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
No.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
If I look at the Hdocky Big Shows Instagram page,
the photo of Hoidi j As Parker in his new apartment,
seven hundred and fifty odd.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Likes, yeah, yes, no, it's people are with me on this. Yeah,
they don't see the comparison at all.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
I think I think the problem there as well. Can
you read out the caption that's with that one on
Instagram there, Keezy, because I think that's where we've let
ourselves down, because when we announced it on air that
two thousand likes would mean that Jace was forever going
to be known as Parker or there to be a
lot more Parker content. Then it was clear. But when
people went I felt to the Instagram that part of
the equation was not relayed to that clear. That's right.

(55:00):
Can you read that out?

Speaker 2 (55:01):
What we've got.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
There's Jason Hoyd's first night in his new apartment exactly.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
So that's you know, that's on that's Pegs not concentrating
on his job, thinking about the fact that he's going
to call him sick today and go to lame waste.
That's cost us precious, precious numbers on that post.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Right, So what you're saying is it's void because we
didn't do it, we didn't execute it properly.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
Well, I think it is what it is now I
think I think I think Pugsn's job is void.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Well, obviously that is.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
I'd agree with that.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
But now I know that you've put an idea in
my head here. Maybe we just do one more post
next week Hoidi J doing something as Parker and we
put if this post gets more than two thousand likes,
hody J is known as Parker.

Speaker 5 (55:41):
Yeah, maybe maybe hody J is given a speech at
white Tongey.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
As Park at the Thunder.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
The Hiarchy Big show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Well there you go to your man Bastards. That's a
big show. Don and Das said for the week and
the podcast there's.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
No podcast out show clip because Pugs isn't here.

Speaker 5 (56:11):
That's another that's another.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Coffe I reckon a black mark against him. The team
down today.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
Yeah, hey on if you've just joined those, Pugs in't
here because he's called and sick. Okay, gone to the
Laneway Festival.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yes, Maggie, what's up this weekend? What's up?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
I'm going to be going for a walk to find
a waterfall nice now, I said. I said to my wife,
I says to her eyes, says, you know what, we
should go for a You know I don't walk. I said,
we should go for a walk this weekend. Try and
go somewhere nice, go for a walk, find some waterfalls.
A woman I work with she went to some waterfalls
recently and they look amazing and she goes. I was

(56:48):
just talking to Grabbing Massa about this. I said, there's
no way I'm going to get Mike over the line
for this. I said, well, here you are. It's me
bringing it up, I showed who the Waterfalls? I had
photos of Love the Waterfalls. Then I google her it
was and I read a review. The very fierst review said,
absolutely beautiful waterfalls and only thirty meters from the car park.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Oh my god, that is such a lit down.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
What a huge win for old Mogi.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, totally, totally.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
That's what I'll be doing on one of the days.
And I think we're going to a water park and.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Yeah and yeah, good time. What about you, Keith?

Speaker 5 (57:25):
What are you doing? What are you about to go
down the line? Are you mean going down the line?

Speaker 2 (57:29):
There?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Fellers men, you go down the line a lot. Me
and my wife going down to visit my family in totalung.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I'm on and don yeah, that's lovely.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Stay with him for the weekend and go out for
you know, a few little bits and pieces. I'm looking
forward to doing that.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Yeah, well, just on there, if you're going to be
doing that, Can I stay in your guest bedroom in
my house? Yes? And will your wife leave me out
of towel and a flannel?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yes, I've got the perfect flannel for you, man, I
know the exact flannel to give you.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Man.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Great stuff, mate, great stuff, all right? Then grasp what
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