December 8, 2025 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase is officially Jizzbot, Mike has the hangover to end all hangovers and Keyzie unwittingly enters a marriage dilemma.
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(19:45) Intro: Trigger happy
(21:30) Xmas Tree Chat
(25:46) Keyzie's golf dilemma
(29:51) Heinken Silver Clubhouse winner!
(33:26) Sport chat
(38:24) Couch chat
(40:59) Intro: Sting city
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hoch might and.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'll get you mad Basard's great to have your company
on this absolutely stunking Monday afternoon. It is the eighth
of December twenty twenty five, and you, my friends, as
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Speaker 2 (00:34):
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Speaker 1 (00:43):
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Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yum ball yummy fall yum yum yum A ball?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Really to beholding that?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
You're Marlon Barrey?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
A correct answer? Is I gotta say? Oh? Pug some
was very excited when he came in to tell KIZI
he's got a new sting.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Did a great job too, Is I know?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's a long one up too if you play it
now well later on, Yes, straight into it.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Good work, great stuff. Pugs are speaking of great stuff.
Get a moggi a stallion house life.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
You know you're mad dog Going pretty grouse? Actually good
going pretty grass? So hell of a weekend, beautiful weather,
aren't we lucky? For olers? I've got a bit of
a yeah, I'm feeling good. I don't know if Joseph,
you've changed your opinion on how the sun's going to be.
It's sort of it's it's sort of gone from here
to the air. It sort of juggled around a bit.
You can't sort of make your mind up on it.
Now that we've had a few days already. I feel
(02:00):
like it's going to be good for the rest of
the summer, or you feel like it's going to rain.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
My big concern is it's going to be way too hot.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
That's a good thing, man.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
It was bloody hot. It made me wish I had
a swimming pool. That's how hot it was. And what's
really bad is that our next door neighbors have got
a swimming pool. And what's even worse is they never
seem to be home, right, Okay, you know what I'm saying, man,
So I'll get some big ideas in my head. You
had a swimming pool and it was beautiful. I did
have a swimming pool. When you saw it, it wasn't beautiful,
but it got to a point where it was beautiful,
(02:33):
and yeah, I wish I had it back, man, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Make friends with your neighbors. Just sidle on over with
a you know, a bottle of vino or something. Go listen, mate,
Do you mind if we when you guys are out,
have a bit of a paddle.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, making friends though, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
True, I'd rather burn in my own backyard. Fair enough, mate.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
How are you going, Kiezy?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
You good as gold Man? Really good?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Big weekend, very enjoyable, you know, really coasting the Christmas now.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
In terms of me, so all the content and stuff
that I'm going to be bringing to the table's gonna
pretty vanilla.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah wow, I'm pretty standy then.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
How are you going, Jason?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, very well, thanks fellows, Thanks for asking.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I did I just asked what am eb sassy about us?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Speaking of how hot it was having the weekend at
a beautiful ocean swim. But I was in a bit
of a dilemma when I was doing that. But I'll
talk about that later on in the day. Hey Moggie,
what's coming up? Mate?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogis?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
That's right, fellows. Every day I let the audience know
what's coming up in the show. Jase You've just ruined
the best part of it, because I was going to
refer to the bit of content we've got coming up
later on the show where Jace goes for a swim.
He's going to talk about going for a swim. That's good.
Not only that, will have another opportunity for you to enter.
The Alter Ego concert is a huge event happening over
(03:57):
in Los Angeles, Green Day, KG Eliphant, whole lot of
other massive performers are going to be there as part of.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
An iHeartRadio event.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
And also we're going to be announcing the winner of
the Chasing the Fox competition. You're going to get to
come along to that this Friday here in Auckland. It's
going to be an absolutely massive event. And coming up
next I'll be talking about going to Moggi men Ogi
my daughter's ballet recital yesterday with one of the biggest
hangovers in the history of the world's news.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
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Speaker 3 (04:33):
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Speaker 5 (04:55):
Man hey fellas. Over the weekend I had my daughter's
end of year ballet recital. Old Mogi Minogi that's the name.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, cool name, by the.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Way, pretty good name. And I was She's six years
old and I've really enjoyed going to taking her to ballet.
It's really cute. There's about ten of them in the
class or something like that. Yes, she's better than last year.
But it's a as I found out, a relatively big school.
But it was yesterday morning, eleven am, and I was
(05:33):
both my wife and I were fairly hungover. We've had
a pretty good go of it on your Saturday night, yes,
And it was just about you're just manning up or
woman in up keasy, if you want to put it
that way. You just got a person up. You got
to shut up and get on with You've got to
be a backbone, Jason, these situations.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
It was on the drive there that I found out
that because I was at our who cares an hour
out of my life, that's absolutely fine. On the way there,
I found out that the show was two and half
hours long. Oh sweet, So it's like a Martin Scorsese film, Yes,
or a Metallica show, but it's kids doing ballet. I
(06:11):
wouldn't say it's a Metallica show. I wouldn't say it
was a Metallico show either, certainly having seen it. So
it was a little bit of a what do you
do here now? My wife? It has been more of
a backbone than me because we bought it, and we
bought one of the old programs there and it showed
that the show was cut into two halves. It had
(06:33):
it had an interval in it, of course, because it's
you know, kid's ballet. Yes, but our daughter wasn't in
the first half at all. She was sort of halfway
through the second the second half. So I said to
the wife, well, I mean we could just go to
a cafe or something game we or go to the
beach or something for an hour or so and then
come back for her back. And she hit me with
the filthiest look. Wow, like I'm the piece of shit now,
(06:58):
As I said to her, it's nothing against these kids.
It's just I'm hungover. And then you know, I'm sure
they're great, but they're not my kids, you know what
I mean, Like I'll see them when they're professional. But
do I need to see? Do I need to see it? Now?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You're there to watch your daughter, I am one hundred
percent watch my daughter. Like, look, I disagree with you guys,
but I think it's mostly you moggy leaving a movie
halfway through if it's boring. Yeah, I'll always sit through
it and go, let's just see. In this situation, I
one hundred pcent agree, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I can relate as you're can imagine, MGI not just
none of my girls did dancing, but you know, like
variety shows and stuff like that, and you go and
that'd be like two hours long, and you'd be sitting
there and some kid would be on the violin like
butchering it.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
And I was just like, oh god, as a hangover.
If I've hungover, I've got absolutely no problem with whatsoever.
And I will and FeNiS. I watched the whole way.
Actually I left. I sort of backed out for about
forty minutes of the first half. The areag I tell
you what, man, I just couldn't start of getting heaps
of messages on Instagram, so I had to check them out.
But then were for the second half. They are amazing.
(08:12):
It's a huge school, but the kids must go up
to eighteen or something. So it's amazing seeing my daughter,
who's great, but seeing how good she can actually get
to be. And I didn't admire. There's probably well it
was probably sixing to eighty kids. It was all a
bit blary. But there was one. There was one boy
in the whole joint, just the one.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah, how was he?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
How was it?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
He was amazing? Yeah, it was absolutely amazing. Look bloody
chaff with himself.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know. Having said that, I mean I went to
many of those things when I wasn't hungover, right and
still hated them.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Right because they sound tedious.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I did enjoy One of my girls did a stand
up comedy routine, really, yes, which was quite funny.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Did she bomb what she did?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Alright? No, she she killed She nailed it right.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
So she didn't use any of your old stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So three four eight three, what's the worst thing you've
had to do whilst hungover? Yes, not that that was
the worst. It was an incredible It was a fully
professional show. They did an absolutely unbelievable job. But the
problem did not lie with them. It problems with the
problem lay with old Mogi hang in three, four eight three,
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Speaker 6 (10:32):
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Yeah, farm chair?
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Yeah that's Puggs favorite tractor. Yeah, Johnny, I'm more of
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Speaker 5 (12:54):
Are you crying?
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I think I would. I think there would be tears genuinely.
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This Monday afternoon.
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this Monday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one.
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Jason.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Jays come joining.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yes, yeah, Fellas, I started watching the documentary on p Diddy,
produced by a fitty cent saw that. You have seen it?
Or have you seen it?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh? No, I saw that advertised. You know that it exists.
It exists. Yes, have you heard about p did he?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Keezy?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You've been to any P Diddy paddies? I haven't been
to any P Diddy. I'm more of a fiddy guy.
You like a I'm a big fiddy guy when I
was growing up. Get Richard, I trying man, Yeah, I
was on repeat. That's what's up, man. You get it though,
You've always got it.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
You've understood the pop culture for a long time, especially
black culture.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
You get it.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I'm in the club you are. Yeah, that's right, you are, Shorty,
I'm g unit. Yeah, it's quite good.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
It's about l P. Did he? You heard about him?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Jason.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
He's what you won't call on the industry, a shock
un Burstard, Yes, a shock burst.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
My youngest daughter comes out and regales me of tales
of the Man.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh right, does she? Yeah? So I started watching it
most of the way through the first episode, and I
think it's only going to get more and more distressful
as it goes along. Amazing that he was doing it
for thirty odd years with nobody saying anything. And this
was only when he was back and he was just
sort of producing parties make you know us patties and
also working at this record label as an assistance to somebody.
(15:05):
So he was nobody particularly special when he started doing
this horrific stuff. So that was pre Puff Daddy, pre
puff Yeah. Man, well before it's like nineteen years old,
twenty years old, he started putting on big parties in
New York there and the yeah, and pretty brazen, you
have to say, pretty brazen stuff, yes, hiding out in
(15:26):
the open there. So yeah, he's in jail now, which
is nice. Somebody comes out. Apparently he's got over one
hundred civil lawsuits that he's going to have to deal with. Yeah,
so lots more caught for p Diddy and hopefully more jail.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yes, well, interestingly enough on that front, I see that
old old mister Trump's looking to pardon him.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Yes, and between naps, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's on netflexer.
I think I would to give it a rate. It's
probably worth a watch, but a warning on the content.
You know, it's pretty it's pretty horrendous. I think it's
a it's a good a good warning tale and people
(16:06):
should probably watch it if they can get past the content.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, you know, Phillos, I don't really have a lot
to offer. I was bits and say that. I was
bits and PC with the TV this weekend. It was
such beautiful weather. I didn't actually watch a lot occasionally
a bit of cricket. Yeah, you know, the old ashes.
We'll talk about that because I'm human here um and
plural b yes, oh did you? Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Here? You going with that? How many dips?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I'm hanging in there. Yeah, I'm hanging in there.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I was through the second episode and it sort of
died off a bit for me, But I'm going to
stick it out. Everybody says it's amazing, so I'm just
going to shut up and get on with it. Pluri us.
That's the Breaking Bad creators new show that's right on
Apple TV.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Just because they did Breaking Bad doesn't automatically mean this
makes it a good show. No, but you would hope,
you would hope.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yes, Yeah, I'm fully tied a knot on watching from
start to finish peep Show, the UK comedy series David
Mitchell Robert Webb, who are a couple of my favorite comedians.
Nine series they did Olivia Colemans in it on now
Oscar Winner. Yes, such a brilliant sitcom man so funny.
Every episode is on YouTube and I was watching on
(17:14):
Watch Prime as well, but every single one is on YouTube.
If you like UK comedy, check it out. Start to
Finish nine seasons of six episodes.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
All of them are great.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Nine seasons. I didn't realize that it was that many. Actually, right,
I enjoyed that too.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, And to be honest, I didn't realize this, but
I hadn't seen a series eight and nine.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, I haven't watched it through at all. I've seen
episodes here and there, but I've never watched it Start
to Finish. Yeah, it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You know, characters come back from earlier seasons and all
sorts of stuff, and throughout the whole thing they never
ever stop being pieces of shit. Yeah, it's absolutely brilliant.
Peach kind of like us four and a half.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Buzzies four and a half was he Now listen heats
coming up after five o'clock, including We've got to giveaway,
don't we, Fellas.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's right, we will be calling someone who'll be joining
us in the Heineken Silver Tenth for chasing the fox
of This Friday free beers watching Ryan fox Head a
golf ball while we broadcast live.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Also a bit of Christmas Tree chat.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
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Yum. Yeah, good stuff, scrumptedly obtious.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Jeez. Sorry, I just gotta get carried away there.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I came in. I love that. I spoke to my
brother today and he said to me, how's it going,
jiz Bot, And it's just like.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Your brother the cop. Yeah, it's like one of your
aliases now also aka jiz Bot.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
It's like, you know, why did I.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Call you that? I don't know, man, because I don't
call you that, but obviously everyone else in New Zealand
calls you that.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I play Mogi. It's Mogi that came up with Gizbot.
I think I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
It just made sense to me, man, I just looked
at you and I went, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Jiz Bot coming up next, we're going to be talking
about Christmas trees.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, this is a tune as well, feels it's all right.
Audio slave. You like audio slave, Jason?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I do.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Actually I didn't mind them, jac you are slave to audio.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Man, the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
In Queens of the Stone Age there on the radio
Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is ten
minutes past five o'clock, Fells. I've got to say I
was shocked, shocked over the weekend when old Mogi posted
a photo on our chat there with his Christmas tree
(20:28):
already fully erect on the lounge.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I'll stop right there because we're going to Christmas music.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
That's good man, thank you, all right, continued.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Jason, where Mogi posted a picture of his Christmas tree
fully erect in the lounge, and I was like, hang on,
hold on here, what's going on? This is way too early?
Surely surely, well, this is this is the question that
the conundrum that I have very Christmas trees. When when
(21:03):
do you erect them?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Because I was talking to you before the show and
you were saying, you put it up Christmas Eve and
then you take it down Boxing day, right.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yes, and I go full pine. I don't, I don't
do your fake carry on.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well, the one that we got over the weekend was
and continues to be a pine tree. You just want
that smell on the house, fella, you do.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
It's lovely now.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
The reason why it's up now and obviously I had
a hangover yesterday. You think I wanted to go out
and get that. No, you think I wanted to get that.
Go out, do that by myself, pick it up, bring
it home line the couch. When my wife and daughter
decorated it and I watched UFC and they listen to
Christmas Carriage. You think I wanted to do that with
a hangover.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
That's very like differing ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
There you're watching on TV whilst hungover and they're decorating
a tree listening to Carol.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No don't, you can't. You're a piece of film.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I've told them to shut it on more than one
occasion and tell you what, I sort of feel like
the CMB. You're pretty good. And the reason why we've
got up now is because we're only there for two
more weeks and then we're going away for Christmas. My
daughter is only going to get a very limited amount
of time with that Christmas tree, and even less time
because it probably goes it's only about as tall as her. Yes,
it only goes up to about my waist. It's a
tiny little tree. It is a little cutie. Cost me
(22:15):
an am and leg still rip off bastards. But my
understanding is it was universally the acceptance was the first
of December.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Is that okay, Well, you see I don't know this stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
There was a week, but it's always you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Know my wife, I mean, god, I love her.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, she's the most extraordinary woman.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
But she often we get to the stage and it's
like this constant question of should we get the Christmas
tree now? And I'm like, no, no, why not? Well
because it seems too early.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
To be No, it's December, have humans is in?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
How many days have you erected yours? Y?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I haven't, And I feel like a bit of a
Christmas wrench and my wife does too.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Right, But if you haven't got kids, I can see
why you wouldn't. But I've got a kid and that's
why it's there. Well, I've gone to December. It's totally acceptable.
Some say after Thanksgiving in America, but certainly went through December.
It's free range.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Joy.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So if you're going to pass on November and come
on brother.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, Plus, I think you should probably start on it
because I know how long it takes you to erect yours.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, and you're going to need a big letter as
well to get all the way up to the top there. Yeah,
put a little star on it.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Well, I tell you what I do do No, I'm
not going to go there. I'm going to I'm going
to stop that train of thought right now. It had
to do with Christmas pajamas. But listen, Okay, look I
wrecked it. I just I was. I've just never been
sure about them.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
We'll let us know on three four eight three when
it's an acceptable time. Because what are you saying, Jose
you think I feel it feels like enough?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Now?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I hate the December.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I would go, gee, I think fifteenth to the twentieth,
right would be acceptable. You know you're still ten days out.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
I mean you still have to say if it's the twentieth,
it's five days out, and then you got to take
it down by the twenty seventh, So you go to
that for a week.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, jeez, you're a Oh your fun Jason the.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Whole Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodkey.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Qeez on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show This Monday afternoon,
it's twenty one past five, Fellers.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I've got a bit of a Christmas dilemma. Ah, so
heading down to christ Church again years So I've got
family down there, Jace. Do you well I met the
family I'm married into. Oh yeah yeah, my wife's got
family down there.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
So we're gonna be down there, I think the twentieth
through till Boxing Day, then we fly back. The issue
is yesterday sat down with the father in law and
he's like, so, what are you down Because I've teed
up a game of golf on the twenty first with
me and my mates.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
If you want to come join that, Yeah cool.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
We'll play family Ambros on the twenty second. Plus there's
the classic Christmas Eve game that we play out and
blah blah blah. And then on Boxing Day there's a
game as well. What times you fly on Boxing Day?
And my wife's sitting there like, so we're down for
six days and you've booked four games of.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Golf, Well you haven't.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well no, no, she's saying this to him, ah right,
and you know, having a bit of it, you know,
to and fro. And I'm just sitting there like, look,
I like because I really like playing golf. I love
spending time with the father in law, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yes, it was a dilemma. I'm not getting it.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Do you mean as opposed to spending time with your wife?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Well, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't want to say it like that on the
radio because it sounds really bad, you know, yeah, yeah,
but as suppose as opposed to spending time with my
wife doing like I don't know, going vis a nan or,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, you know, because you're saying that she runs it yep, man,
and it just wears you down over the holiday break.
You said, I mean, I'm sure it runs yep, which
I'd never heard before. It's quite a turn of phrase,
but it painted an appropriate picture. So I think you're
(26:13):
going to need to break keysy so that you can
beat your best when you are with your wife, because
it's about quality time over the holiday period. So I
think you get yourself a nice time, you know, nice
time spending time with your father in law, and there's
value in that as well that you can come back
really happy because you're half pursed every day.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, because we should also qualify the fact that every
time you play golf with them, you get on the
busies afterwards.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah wow, just because you know, like I lost a
bit by your beer, you have a gin shot there,
and you come home going to dance.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, So yeah, it sounds like it's all good to me,
and we'll sort of get to between your wife and
the and the father in law.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well he agreed that maybe it was a bit too
much golf, right, So now.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You us in the background going no, no, like.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, it's good now what to be honest, I was
sitting there already hung over, having played golf early the
day before, yes, and I was kind of like, maybe
there's too much golf, and maybe I should spend some
time with my wife.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I were down south, you.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Know, actually, you know, and to be fair to your wife,
the way you're playing at the moment, you should probably
give it a rest.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Kesy, just hang out the cubs, mate, just have.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
A bit of a time out.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
I tell you what I've got to solve.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Get your wife to caddy for you.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
That way you can spend all your time with it,
and she can share in your love of golf as well.
You might get lucky Kesy and she wants to take
up golf, and then you can go golfing with it
all the time, and then you never ever ever have
to be a part.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I'll never have to play with Hardy j again. Hey, wow,
that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I mean, she could join it when we're playing keys.
You could bring your busy biscuits.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What the hell are you talking?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
They were lactation biscuits. There's a reference from for yous.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Lactation cookies actually makes with her friends who have just
given birth.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Delicious.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah, we're going to bring those to golf. Just don't
worry about it.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
The Darky Big Show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in on Radio Velvet Revolver.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
We're just having a bit of golf chat, fellas. We've
got some great golf coming up this Friday for the
entire team. Very exciting, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Jason.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
This Friday is the next step for the Radio Hudarchy
Swingers Club. We're going to be at Minooka Fuel Chasing
the Fox playing Royal Auckland Grange. The three of us
are playing three ball Ambrose earlier in the day, the
exact same course, the same sex holes that Ryan Fox
and all the other celebs will be playing the day
we get to.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Do our own one earlier.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
We will then be broadcast live from the Heineken Silver
Clubhouse right by the final whole tea getting amongst all
the action we'll be witnessing Jerry. He'll be playing with
Dian Henwood and Team Media, and then Maniah and g
Lane are broadcasting on TV and Z commentating for the ACC.
But it's time now to call a winner. Find out
who is joining us in the Heineken Silver Clubhouse at
Minooka Fuel Chasing the Fox. Feel as you're ready?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Do They get to bring a mate.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
They get to bring a mates, They get drinks, they
get food, they get to hang with us us while
we broadcast live and watch all the actions.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Good, let's do it, man, all right, let's do it.
Guy's name is Mitchell, Mitchell good stuff. Hello, Yeah, good
is that Mitchell? Is it?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It is?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Are you speaking to Whitty j Old Megie and Kezy
from the Big Sha And how's life?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
It's pretty good you boys? How about yourself?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
New Year?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Isn't wife? Hey? Match? What do you do for a
crass mate?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
I am a grounds when I do cricket worker?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
By what ground are you working?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I work out and self real self awkland So like
corrac you're nice.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Beautiful out that way. Hey tell me Mett you like
a bit of gold faction hanging out with the fields?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Yeah, I don't mind it. It used to be a green
keeper on a golf.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Called Yeah good man, Hey Mitch, Well, great news for
you mate, You and a mate will officially be joining
us this Friday, Chasing the Fox.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Awesome, bloody awesome.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Thank you very much, guys, mate, looking forward to meeting you.
We can chat.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Tif have a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, wow, Probably you're probably too busy that way you
on fridaymen, you probably have to start work.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
I'll be prepping that strip by twelve o'clock.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Get on your match. And who you're gonna bring with
your mate?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
I'm going to bring my other probably my other greenkeeper
mate Bryce. He week said a golf course at the moment,
so I think he'll be pretty keen. Otherwise, if he's
not coming, the old misses will come.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Old missus.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, you can say that you don't you don't want
to bring a new one man.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Oh that she's too busy?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, all right, good for you match, how you hold
the lineman, pugsn or sort you out?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Man? And looking forward to many of this Friday.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Awesome? Thanks guys on your.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Mate, get on your match there. You can ask him
because the audience might know this. But your dream job,
Jason is to be a greenskeeper, isn't it totally?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Man? That'll be great.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Was it being the greenskeeper or you said it was
to run the golf club and so you've sort of
be out there and pressing the flesh with all the
members and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Yeah, I think that's more me, mate, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Really?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
But in Spain though, in Spain, how was your Spanish
cee cee?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodich.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Jane's addiction there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon, feelers, can we have a bit of sport check.
I like sport.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Save which sports do you want to chat about their feelings?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Can I start with the Ashes? I'm fuman, are you?
It's the only cricket I watched these days, to be fair,
apart from New Zealand. Maybe if I'm in studio and
I love the Ashes in Australia, and I've got to
say the Australians are a great job of the coverage. I
can't really abide the commentators too much. I can, I
(32:42):
can barely handle them, but I do. I'm human because
England's been handed to hidings and the first two tests,
I think the first the first Test was in three days.
This one was sort of four days. I feel ripped off.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
The first one was two days.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I was at two days. Yeah, and it's all very
well playing attacking cricket, but if you keep getting your
ass handed to your well, you've got to sort of reassess.
But what really got deep inside my goat was watching
Steve Smith bat in the final innings and he was
so over the top irritating Australian cocky deck that had
(33:26):
enraged me.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Is there anything worse than a cocky dick?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
No? You know, look he took some good catches. He
was all pumped up and fired out and he was
just so over the top. I was like, I can't
bear this. I can't bear it.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Jase.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Do you think Brendan McCullum might have to step down
as coach?
Speaker 5 (33:46):
No? Do you think bas ball can work? I think
besball is. I think they've latched onto that term, haven't they.
But Australia played.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Which he hates.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Australia played cricket that is every bit is attacking as England.
So it's just an attacking style, so bears ball it doesn't. Actually,
it's just a stupid phrase. So Australia have been scoring
faster and playing more attacking cricket and this than what
England have. I think England's big problem is they can't
put together any kind of pressure when they're bowling. They
dropped five catches. Yes, they've been playing like shit and
(34:18):
the reason for that is you can have the best
team that you've had in thirty years, whatever you like.
When you get into Australia and you're playing in that
quardra and you're under that media spotlight, you're under that
pressure from the spectators and everything else. All of a sudden,
all the skills in the world that you thought you
had when you're playing everywhere else in the world, it
dissipates or disappears completely. And that's a beauty of Australia.
If you can win over there, mate, you are bloody good.
And they are getting there. As you say, j ass
(34:40):
was ended.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
How long has it been since they've beaten Australia years?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Well, yeah, the last Ashes was too all, but Australia
healthy ashes, so they retained it. But and you know
the last Ashes. They were down by two England that
time as well, and came fighting. They're playing at home,
but they're playing at home. This is what the Australians do.
They grind you down, slowly, grind you down. I can relate,
(35:05):
but Steve Smith, his behavior was just infuriated to hate though.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
And I do want to touch on the Black Cats
Test against there as well, And a huge shout out
to Justin Greeves, Our Graves and shy Hope Graves getting
two hundred and two not out shy Hope one hundred
and forty. They somehow met it to back through five
sessions conceding six wickets. If I remember correctly, They did
(35:33):
incredibly well, even though New Zealand lost. Then he had
two past bowlers and the rest sort of part time spinners,
but still very difficult to battle the way through five sessions. Credit.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Then I was speaking to gilay in this afternoon and
he was fuming about that against the West Indies and
you know, only needing three point two runs and over
and just basically battered out, batted it out. I was like,
what are you doing? You've done so well and we
had two bowlers down. Idiotic quicket question.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
My wife, you know, she's watching the Test on Watch Prime.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yes, the Test.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's about the Aussie team love it's her favorite show
at the moment. She's because she had a crush on
the host.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Of New Zealand Grand Designs.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, boy did she.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Her new crush is Pat Cummings.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
He's a good looking fewler.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
But is he a good dude? Because I know Steve
Smiths the Paine of the ass.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
But I think coming yeah, yeah, he's pretty chill and
he's not full of himself.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
So you won't mind. Yeah, that's a good one for
her to have me.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, I mean if she goes out with Pat Cummins,
if that's a hall pass. You can be totally cool
with that.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
It's okay if she likes coming.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
And he's a fiercely good looking, powerful powerful isn't that powerful? Yeah,
he's got really amazing fires. Okay, and apparently he's hung
like right.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
The whole Key Big Show was Mike and tune in.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Four on radio Billy Idol there on the radio, Hold
Larkey Big Shows this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Jason, what kind of cheers do you have in your lounge?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Wooden with leather pouches?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Leather pouches, you sit in them, You sit in the
little pouch like.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
It's like it's like what it's beautiful Scandinavian wood with
like a leather seating cushion, black leather cushion. Oh, it
depends when you're in my lounge. Are you talking my
dining table or you're talking my lounge.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Like your cozy watching Telly chairs? Do you put your
dining table in your lounge?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Do two big green bastards and a beautiful tan leather couch? Right?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
And then you've got the wooden one with the pouches.
What do you put in the pouch?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Your ass?
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Right? Okay? What about you, Mogi? What kind of cheers.
Do you have in your I've just got two couches, yes,
I was going a couch.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Just two couches. Yeah, I've just.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Got one good users.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
If I was you know, if I was a lot wealthier,
tell you what, I'd have a whole heap of Lazy
Boy Neo X power recline as a fails.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
They're so good. But we've got one sitting in here,
and it's got the lot man. You've got a little
holder there for your iPad. You've got a place to
charge your phone. It's got to remote control, it's got
a drinks holder. It's got pre septs.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah it there's like lumbar support. You can put your
head forward, put your head back, you put your right.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Leg and you put your out. Yeah, you do that.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
So it's got cutting edge comfort technology, wireless remote yeah, iPhone,
iPad holders, cup holders, and the power recline so it
moves up and down and you can adjust exactly how
you like it.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
We are giving this exact one away.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
If you are keen, text the word lazy the three
four eight three, get yourself and the draw to win.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
That's all things to Lazy Boy. Long live the Lazy,
So good Keith.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Hey you fellers coming up after six o'clock. I went
to the beach yesterday and things got sexy.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
I can welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Monday
is going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
Big showy sorry, brought to you by RE Come on Feeling.
Speaker 2 (39:19):
Saving serving good times and good food dining or take
away Rebigger today Here it is. It's real big Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh yum yummy, yum yum yum.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeh hearing day marrying Dallas.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
A correct answer is.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
I'll be interested to find out from Pegs why he
used his own voice for a certain part of it. There,
that's the first time that's happened, right. Do you want
to hear from Pugs now? Yeh man, check them on
Pugs are there, bro? It's the idea behind that Pugs man.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Hello, Yeah, there you go, mate.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
So you use your own voice for part of that? No,
that wasn't me. That was just like a like a
what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
A box pipe?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
And you know you do enough of these you end
up finding someone that's going to sound.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Like all right, now, it was you. How come you
made the how come you made that difference to to
have the there's a character voice there, and then on
the A, B C. D. It's somebody else's voice sounds
like you.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Because the correct answer is obviously with a funny thing
on right, that's the that's the correct answer. So he
needed to have the first three be very neutral. Well,
I'm asking, Pugs.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
It's about it's about having a voice that's completely unfamiliar
in the sting world.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Man, you're good, Yes, this guy gets it. We learn
stuff every days.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Great.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
That idea was actually given to me by a friend,
friend of the show.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
What's that friend of the show? Yeah, what about this
one here? Pugs, how do you explain this?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
So that's Jay, I've never heard that one play that
one more time? So that's we found out today that
I think your family call you by that nickname, don't they?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Does? Now?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
This one? Pugs has been busy in the lab today. Man,
hell man, did you like rim? Jason?
Speaker 5 (41:55):
You consider it's reinforcing it for you little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
There on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show, this glorious
Monday evening. Now, Fellas, are you planning getting out on
the water at all this summer.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
I don't actually have a plan to, but I would
like to. Yes, I want to try and get over
to way Hiki at some point. I've got enough way
to go down to Coramandel. Nice, I'd like to go
there as well. We've got lots of dreams like Fellers
over the years.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh well, I'll be down there that Yeah, Jerry's down
there at that point as well.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh yes, I to be down there at that point
as well. I've changed my mind.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I'll be in Cook's Beach. I think Jerry's in power.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Knowing I think mccox's beach with Cook's Beach and the Coramandel.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
That's it, damn it, that's the one. Are you actually there?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Okay, yes, yeah, we could have about that year. There's
a few different spots of keen to get that. It
looks like we're going to have a hell.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Of actually smoking hard hotel there were now listen, objectify, sir.
The great news is we've got a boat to give away,
and it's seventy five thousand dollars worth of boat can add.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Thanks to the legends at finn Chaser Boats, they've outdone
themselves with this beautiful beast. If you can to win,
it takes a boat to three four eight three follow
the link, put your details in.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
You have to come up with a name for the boat.
We've done this before.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
The previous boats were called the Punisher, the Real Wounded,
Pablo Esca Boat and the Salty Specimen A.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Can you top that?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah? Tough, good names.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Now, I do want to be clear as well. I
don't think the winner is decide by the name?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (43:36):
Is it decided by the name?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, I've got no idea. Pugs. We might look into that.
We'll let you know. But I remember being surprised. I thought, oh,
I thought it would have been by the name of
the boat.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
No, I think it's done randomly, you know what I mean, chosen.
Their name is put on the side of the boat. Yeah.
It's not like we all sit down and go that's
the best name. Yeah, just by luck of the drawer.
I'm pretty sure anyway, this is the sort of stuff
we should off here.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
Doesn't matter, man, what is the boat? I hear you
asking Jays.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
No, well it's a finn Chaser five to three fire
x three.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No, not that one.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
A finn Chasers five three five center console with a
Mercury sixty horse four stroke ct outboard horse.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, that's a good boat horse.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
How do you know I used to own one of them,
one of those?
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Well you did?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
I did? Yeah, yeah, when I used to live in the.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
How much did you buy that for?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
I got it off a mate, so I think it
was about sixty eight grand.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh wow, that's good because it's worth seventy five thousand.
Of course, this includes the Voyager trailer and all the
bells and whistles as well.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Jason's got bells and whistles. It's got bells and whistles.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
It's got so many things like, for example, a VHF
communications system, a Fusion stereo entertainment system, speakers throughout the boat,
a garment echo map, seven inch fish finder. It only
finds fish that are seven inches long.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Wow, or moreeriousness. I've seen the boat. It is a
beast and you have seen it, Kisi. It is absolute
bastard of a boat. She's a beauty.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's a good thing, right, yeah, real good thing. It's
amazing for a boat bastard of a boat, your bastard.
It takes boat to three four eight three. Follow the link,
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Speaker 1 (45:19):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Hod Ike Island Fimes. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday evening. Now, fellas, as we head into Christmas,
it's a stressful time and here we are experienced men
of the world, and I think maybe we can help
some people out there in the world with a bit
of advice.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
That's right, Jason, Patty and NIBBs sixty nine at gmail
dot com. Get in touch for you need advice. You
can want a fifty dollars reburg avoucher to get in
touch with a feller's stop butchering the sting.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
I thought I did a very same you guys both
were terrible. No, we don't go quiet. Just we've just
agreed to disagree. Okay, as long as you guys are upset,
m so was that.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I'll be holding onto that over Christmas. I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
An email here, Can.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You not butcher the reading of it?
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Advice for keys?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Can you just get into it? Please?
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Here we go split it out.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
This is from anonymous. Get a fellow's anonymous here. This
one is mainly advice from Christopher. However, Michael and the
jizz Pot may have some tips on this as well,
as you men have had to deal with Keysy's array
of ailments throughout the time you did have worked together.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Yeah, not really though.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I've just started getting X ME behind my knees at
the age of twenty, and I was just wondering if
you had any of Mon's home remedies or some tips
that you experienced yourself to help with the debilitating illness.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Cheers Anonymous. This one's on new ksing. I'm not going
for a dart.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Interestingly enough, I discovered my wife's body butter yesterday. I
didn't know she had a pottle of body butter, but
I find that very good for dry sort of skin,
especially in this weather where your skin gets dried out. Bellow, Yeah,
bit of you know, burn action going on, bit of moisturizer.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Moisturizing X men, I mean, isn't it like a fungal thing?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Well, I don't know. You tell Uskian.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
To be honest me, I haven't had X ME behind
my knee since I was four, I had your cure it.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
I think Old Secret had a home remedy. Wh there
you go. I think it was body butter.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah, it sounds like body.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Butter, a pottle of body butter.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
It sounds like the one. Well, it's probably eliminating things
that you're allergic to. For my brother is dairy.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Dairy.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Actually a lot of the skin and psoriasis and stuff
is caused by the diet unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah. But also in this heat you get a bit
of sweat action going on. You can get a bit
of chafing.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Chafing, but not X ray.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Different, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
So it sounds like, I don't know. Are you a
new relationship? Are you eating something you've never eaten before?
What's that being a new relationship got to do with it?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (48:23):
You know, your your appetites expand or he might be
vegan for example.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Right, Well, look, these are all good questions to ask yourself.
If not, just go to a chemist, show them the
old X ME of the air and they'll they'll give
you something to treat it.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
We'll go to a doctor. You're sick, We'll go to
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
The whole aching big show with Jason, Mike and keysy
tune in week days A four on Radio Hodachi.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Well there you got your man. That's a big show
done and I just did for your Monday evening. Now
listen then the podcast out tro today, I've got to
make an apology. We had to put another disclaimer on it.
And it was purely my fault this time. I was
filthy today and I don't know what got into me.
Usually it's Mogi that you know, kicks it all off.
(49:17):
But it was my fault today and I'll own it.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
I think Mogi might have gotten into you, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah, yeah, really just got into my system somehow.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Yeah, he entered your system just from Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
I mean this one was particularly filthy, and I don't
think it was. I do apologize. Way.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
If you don't like it, man, don't listen to it.
Put it to you that way. If you don't want
listen to it, isn't it. Yeah, see if I can.
If you want to get a little bit of filth
gone sway it is you want to play in front
of your kids, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
No, I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Here's a clip of today's podcast outro comes out at
seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's flapping all over the place like I just went,
oh my god, that's not Yeah, it's not. I just
want to apologize the audience. It's been a shocker. And
I started.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
What was flapping all over the a phrase to use there,
the thing about Liz.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
No one would ever guess what it was about. No, never, no, never,
never ever. I'm trying to guess what you're getting up
to tonight.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
Man, I'm gonna go home. It's another sunny, beautiful evening.
I'll go home. I'm interested to see what's for dinner
because I need a good dinner.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Do you know the day that hangover sort of day
and it wasn't the world's worst hangover, but you need
a good meal on that day. But the Monday one
it's just as important, just as important. So I'm interested
to see what we get there. Yesterday I had a tie.
It was absolutely awesome.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, I love a tie like bow tie or necktie,
food tie like typhood food keysy.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
What are you having tonight, because no doubt your wife's
got squash or something.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
She's got touch rugby tonight, so she'll be home at
about eight o'clock, so I'll get home first, and I
think I'm cooking up chicken. You don't play touch track,
you or anything. It's her work team. Oh okay, yeah,
and I play golf now.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
No, I just wanted because you used to play sport together,
and I wonder why you don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
I've told her they've only just started, so everyone there's
really keen and I see it as long as the
games outside of show hours, I'll be keen to if
you have any numbers.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
And she's like, yep, sweet cool, okay.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, sweet, No, not yet, but I won't.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Hey, Jason, what are you doing tonight, man? Besides sitting
in your wooden chair with pouches?
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, leather pouches kids.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Oh look, I'll go home. Oh god, I think I
might go to the gym tonight actually, And then.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
Have you canceled your membership? Man?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
No, I haven't. You need to the weird figures. They've
changed the name of it so it's not even the
same place anymore gym and I'm still paying.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
So I've done a full rebrand since you've been there.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yes, totally, all right, Well the music stops, so we'll
see you tomorrow yeah,
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Speaker 4 (01:04):
You're Marlon Barrey?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
A correct answer? Is I gotta say? Oh? Pug some
was very excited when he came in to tell KIZI
he's got a new sting.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Did a great job too, Is I know?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
It's a long one up too if you play it
now well later on, Yes, straight into it.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Good work, great stuff. Pugs are speaking of great stuff.
Get a moggi a stallion house life.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
You know you're mad dog Going pretty grouse? Actually good
going pretty grass? So hell of a weekend, beautiful weather,
aren't we lucky? For olers? I've got a bit of
a yeah, I'm feeling good. I don't know if Joseph,
you've changed your opinion on how the sun's going to be.
It's sort of it's it's sort of gone from here
to the air. It sort of juggled around a bit.
You can't sort of make your mind up on it.
Now that we've had a few days already. I feel
(02:00):
like it's going to be good for the rest of
the summer, or you feel like it's going to rain.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
My big concern is it's going to be way too hot.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
That's a good thing, man.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
Yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
It was bloody hot. It made me wish I had
a swimming pool. That's how hot it was. And what's
really bad is that our next door neighbors have got
a swimming pool. And what's even worse is they never
seem to be home, right, Okay, you know what I'm saying, man,
So I'll get some big ideas in my head. You
had a swimming pool and it was beautiful. I did
have a swimming pool. When you saw it, it wasn't beautiful,
but it got to a point where it was beautiful,
(02:33):
and yeah, I wish I had it back, man, yeah, man.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Make friends with your neighbors. Just sidle on over with
a you know, a bottle of vino or something. Go listen, mate,
Do you mind if we when you guys are out,
have a bit of a paddle.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, making friends though, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
True, I'd rather burn in my own backyard. Fair enough, mate.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
How are you going, Kiezy?
Speaker 5 (02:54):
You good as gold Man? Really good?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Big weekend, very enjoyable, you know, really coasting the Christmas now.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
In terms of me, so all the content and stuff
that I'm going to be bringing to the table's gonna
pretty vanilla.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah wow, I'm pretty standy then.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
How are you going, Jason?
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, very well, thanks fellows, Thanks for asking.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I did I just asked what am eb sassy about us?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Speaking of how hot it was having the weekend at
a beautiful ocean swim. But I was in a bit
of a dilemma when I was doing that. But I'll
talk about that later on in the day. Hey Moggie,
what's coming up? Mate?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
What's happening on the Big Show with old Mogis?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
That's right, fellows. Every day I let the audience know
what's coming up in the show. Jase You've just ruined
the best part of it, because I was going to
refer to the bit of content we've got coming up
later on the show where Jace goes for a swim.
He's going to talk about going for a swim. That's good.
Not only that, will have another opportunity for you to enter.
The Alter Ego concert is a huge event happening over
(03:57):
in Los Angeles, Green Day, KG Eliphant, whole lot of
other massive performers are going to be there as part of.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
An iHeartRadio event.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
And also we're going to be announcing the winner of
the Chasing the Fox competition. You're going to get to
come along to that this Friday here in Auckland. It's
going to be an absolutely massive event. And coming up
next I'll be talking about going to Moggi men Ogi
my daughter's ballet recital yesterday with one of the biggest
hangovers in the history of the world's news.
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Speaker 5 (04:55):
Man hey fellas. Over the weekend I had my daughter's
end of year ballet recital. Old Mogi Minogi that's the name.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, cool name, by the.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Way, pretty good name. And I was She's six years
old and I've really enjoyed going to taking her to ballet.
It's really cute. There's about ten of them in the
class or something like that. Yes, she's better than last year.
But it's a as I found out, a relatively big school.
But it was yesterday morning, eleven am, and I was
(05:33):
both my wife and I were fairly hungover. We've had
a pretty good go of it on your Saturday night, yes,
And it was just about you're just manning up or
woman in up keasy, if you want to put it
that way. You just got a person up. You got
to shut up and get on with You've got to
be a backbone, Jason, these situations.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
It was on the drive there that I found out
that because I was at our who cares an hour
out of my life, that's absolutely fine. On the way there,
I found out that the show was two and half
hours long. Oh sweet, So it's like a Martin Scorsese film, Yes,
or a Metallica show, but it's kids doing ballet. I
(06:11):
wouldn't say it's a Metallica show. I wouldn't say it
was a Metallico show either, certainly having seen it. So
it was a little bit of a what do you
do here now? My wife? It has been more of
a backbone than me because we bought it, and we
bought one of the old programs there and it showed
that the show was cut into two halves. It had
(06:33):
it had an interval in it, of course, because it's
you know, kid's ballet. Yes, but our daughter wasn't in
the first half at all. She was sort of halfway
through the second the second half. So I said to
the wife, well, I mean we could just go to
a cafe or something game we or go to the
beach or something for an hour or so and then
come back for her back. And she hit me with
the filthiest look. Wow, like I'm the piece of shit now,
(06:58):
As I said to her, it's nothing against these kids.
It's just I'm hungover. And then you know, I'm sure
they're great, but they're not my kids, you know what
I mean, Like I'll see them when they're professional. But
do I need to see? Do I need to see it? Now?
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You're there to watch your daughter, I am one hundred
percent watch my daughter. Like, look, I disagree with you guys,
but I think it's mostly you moggy leaving a movie
halfway through if it's boring. Yeah, I'll always sit through
it and go, let's just see. In this situation, I
one hundred pcent agree, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I can relate as you're can imagine, MGI not just
none of my girls did dancing, but you know, like
variety shows and stuff like that, and you go and
that'd be like two hours long, and you'd be sitting
there and some kid would be on the violin like
butchering it.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
And I was just like, oh god, as a hangover.
If I've hungover, I've got absolutely no problem with whatsoever.
And I will and FeNiS. I watched the whole way.
Actually I left. I sort of backed out for about
forty minutes of the first half. The areag I tell
you what, man, I just couldn't start of getting heaps
of messages on Instagram, so I had to check them out.
But then were for the second half. They are amazing.
(08:12):
It's a huge school, but the kids must go up
to eighteen or something. So it's amazing seeing my daughter,
who's great, but seeing how good she can actually get
to be. And I didn't admire. There's probably well it
was probably sixing to eighty kids. It was all a
bit blary. But there was one. There was one boy
in the whole joint, just the one.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yeah, how was he?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
How was it?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
He was amazing? Yeah, it was absolutely amazing. Look bloody
chaff with himself.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know. Having said that, I mean I went to
many of those things when I wasn't hungover, right and
still hated them.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Right because they sound tedious.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I did enjoy One of my girls did a stand
up comedy routine, really, yes, which was quite funny.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Did she bomb what she did?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
Alright? No, she she killed She nailed it right.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
So she didn't use any of your old stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
So three four eight three, what's the worst thing you've
had to do whilst hungover? Yes, not that that was
the worst. It was an incredible It was a fully
professional show. They did an absolutely unbelievable job. But the
problem did not lie with them. It problems with the
problem lay with old Mogi hang in three, four eight three,
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Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah sounds good, Jace. Whoever wins this could be seeing
that song we just heard, Green Day Bulevard of Broken
Dreams being performed live in LA.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
That would be a green come true for.
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Speaker 3 (10:05):
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Yeah, that's a bloddy good prize, Keysy. Let's go to
the phone Line's good a Glenn your mad Barstard Hell's life.
Yeah good, thanks Glenny. You're just sort of toning it
down and you're relaxing into the Christmas break yet mate?
Speaker 6 (10:32):
Oh not really self employed, sparky mate, So I'm sort
of trying to get all these jobs done before Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, no, that makes sense, man, that makes sense.
Will you lucky, lucky enough to win this prize? Who
would you take with you?
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I'm looking at the window. I've just gone home from
work and my partners we meet through the window, and
she's going to probably hear this, but I'm going to
say probably my best.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Mate rights name.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, that's a massively controversial move. If you've got a partner,
they're not going to be happy with that.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
I've got a company couch as well.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, get on your.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Glen all right, but you're officially in the drawer. Good
good luck for you and Sherby.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Thanks mate, get a Roxanne? How's life? Can I tell us?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Good thanks Roxanne? Great name. By the way, what do
you do for a crust?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I'm a group of Oh who sat group a? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:40):
Nice Roxanne. What's your favorite tractor?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
My favorite tractor?
Speaker 5 (11:45):
Yeah, farm chair?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah that's Puggs favorite tractor. Yeah, Johnny, I'm more of
a messy.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
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who you take with you?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
At l A?
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Name again? Jayden?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Are you sure about this?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Oh? God, I'll tell you what if I was. You
start going through as messages and that.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, alright, Rocksande, you're officially in the drawer. Make good luck, mate,
you hold the line there. Yes, it's pretty good stuff,
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Speaker 5 (12:41):
Fellas mentioned experiencing it at all men.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
I mean seriously, just being there seeing Green Day come
on stage, it just would be so good.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Are you crying?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
I think I would. I think there would be tears genuinely.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Because if there's two things you love, it's Green Day. Yes,
massive festival's chock full of people.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh mate, absolutely, I love this song. This is a hit.
This Monday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
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Speaker 3 (13:18):
The Cure there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is four point fifty one.
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Jason.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Jays come joining.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Yes, yeah, Fellas, I started watching the documentary on p Diddy,
produced by a fitty cent saw that. You have seen it?
Or have you seen it?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
Oh? No, I saw that advertised. You know that it exists.
It exists. Yes, have you heard about p did he?
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Keezy?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You've been to any P Diddy paddies? I haven't been
to any P Diddy. I'm more of a fiddy guy.
You like a I'm a big fiddy guy when I
was growing up. Get Richard, I trying man, Yeah, I
was on repeat. That's what's up, man. You get it though,
You've always got it.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
You've understood the pop culture for a long time, especially
black culture.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
You get it.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I'm in the club you are. Yeah, that's right, you are, Shorty,
I'm g unit. Yeah, it's quite good.
Speaker 5 (14:28):
It's about l P. Did he? You heard about him?
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Jason.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
He's what you won't call on the industry, a shock
un Burstard, Yes, a shock burst.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
My youngest daughter comes out and regales me of tales
of the Man.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Oh right, does she? Yeah? So I started watching it
most of the way through the first episode, and I
think it's only going to get more and more distressful
as it goes along. Amazing that he was doing it
for thirty odd years with nobody saying anything. And this
was only when he was back and he was just
sort of producing parties make you know us patties and
also working at this record label as an assistance to somebody.
(15:05):
So he was nobody particularly special when he started doing
this horrific stuff. So that was pre Puff Daddy, pre
puff Yeah. Man, well before it's like nineteen years old,
twenty years old, he started putting on big parties in
New York there and the yeah, and pretty brazen, you
have to say, pretty brazen stuff, yes, hiding out in
(15:26):
the open there. So yeah, he's in jail now, which
is nice. Somebody comes out. Apparently he's got over one
hundred civil lawsuits that he's going to have to deal with. Yeah,
so lots more caught for p Diddy and hopefully more jail.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yes, well, interestingly enough on that front, I see that
old old mister Trump's looking to pardon him.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Yes, and between naps, yeah, yeah. Maybe it's on netflexer.
I think I would to give it a rate. It's
probably worth a watch, but a warning on the content.
You know, it's pretty it's pretty horrendous. I think it's
a it's a good a good warning tale and people
(16:06):
should probably watch it if they can get past the content.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Yeah, you know, Phillos, I don't really have a lot
to offer. I was bits and say that. I was
bits and PC with the TV this weekend. It was
such beautiful weather. I didn't actually watch a lot occasionally
a bit of cricket. Yeah, you know, the old ashes.
We'll talk about that because I'm human here um and
plural b yes, oh did you? Yes?
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Here? You going with that? How many dips?
Speaker 3 (16:33):
I'm hanging in there. Yeah, I'm hanging in there.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
I was through the second episode and it sort of
died off a bit for me, But I'm going to
stick it out. Everybody says it's amazing, so I'm just
going to shut up and get on with it. Pluri us.
That's the Breaking Bad creators new show that's right on
Apple TV.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Just because they did Breaking Bad doesn't automatically mean this
makes it a good show. No, but you would hope,
you would hope.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yes, Yeah, I'm fully tied a knot on watching from
start to finish peep Show, the UK comedy series David
Mitchell Robert Webb, who are a couple of my favorite comedians.
Nine series they did Olivia Colemans in it on now
Oscar Winner. Yes, such a brilliant sitcom man so funny.
Every episode is on YouTube and I was watching on
(17:14):
Watch Prime as well, but every single one is on YouTube.
If you like UK comedy, check it out. Start to
Finish nine seasons of six episodes.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
All of them are great.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Nine seasons. I didn't realize that it was that many. Actually, right,
I enjoyed that too.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, And to be honest, I didn't realize this, but
I hadn't seen a series eight and nine.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Yeah, I haven't watched it through at all. I've seen
episodes here and there, but I've never watched it Start
to Finish. Yeah, it's brilliant.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
You know, characters come back from earlier seasons and all
sorts of stuff, and throughout the whole thing they never
ever stop being pieces of shit. Yeah, it's absolutely brilliant.
Peach kind of like us four and a half.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Buzzies four and a half was he Now listen heats
coming up after five o'clock, including We've got to giveaway,
don't we, Fellas.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
That's right, we will be calling someone who'll be joining
us in the Heineken Silver Tenth for chasing the fox
of This Friday free beers watching Ryan fox Head a
golf ball while we broadcast live.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Also a bit of Christmas Tree chat.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ich.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Welcome back to your massive Bagbones. I hope you're having
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Speaker 5 (18:58):
Jeez. Sorry, I just gotta get carried away there.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I came in. I love that. I spoke to my
brother today and he said to me, how's it going,
jiz Bot, And it's just like.
Speaker 5 (19:20):
Your brother the cop. Yeah, it's like one of your
aliases now also aka jiz Bot.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
It's like, you know, why did I.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Call you that? I don't know, man, because I don't
call you that, but obviously everyone else in New Zealand
calls you that.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I play Mogi. It's Mogi that came up with Gizbot.
I think I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
It just made sense to me, man, I just looked
at you and I went, yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
Jiz Bot coming up next, we're going to be talking
about Christmas trees.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah, this is a tune as well, feels it's all right.
Audio slave. You like audio slave, Jason?
Speaker 4 (19:56):
I do.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Actually I didn't mind them, jac you are slave to audio.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Man, the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
In Queens of the Stone Age there on the radio
Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is ten
minutes past five o'clock, Fells. I've got to say I
was shocked, shocked over the weekend when old Mogi posted
a photo on our chat there with his Christmas tree
(20:28):
already fully erect on the lounge.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
I'll stop right there because we're going to Christmas music.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Mate.
Speaker 5 (20:36):
That's good man, thank you, all right, continued.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Jason, where Mogi posted a picture of his Christmas tree
fully erect in the lounge, and I was like, hang on,
hold on here, what's going on? This is way too early?
Surely surely, well, this is this is the question that
the conundrum that I have very Christmas trees. When when
(21:03):
do you erect them?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Because I was talking to you before the show and
you were saying, you put it up Christmas Eve and
then you take it down Boxing day, right.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yes, and I go full pine. I don't, I don't
do your fake carry on.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Well, the one that we got over the weekend was
and continues to be a pine tree. You just want
that smell on the house, fella, you do.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
It's lovely now.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
The reason why it's up now and obviously I had
a hangover yesterday. You think I wanted to go out
and get that. No, you think I wanted to get that.
Go out, do that by myself, pick it up, bring
it home line the couch. When my wife and daughter
decorated it and I watched UFC and they listen to
Christmas Carriage. You think I wanted to do that with
a hangover.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
That's very like differing ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
There you're watching on TV whilst hungover and they're decorating
a tree listening to Carol.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
No don't, you can't. You're a piece of film.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
I've told them to shut it on more than one
occasion and tell you what, I sort of feel like
the CMB. You're pretty good. And the reason why we've
got up now is because we're only there for two
more weeks and then we're going away for Christmas. My
daughter is only going to get a very limited amount
of time with that Christmas tree, and even less time
because it probably goes it's only about as tall as her. Yes,
it only goes up to about my waist. It's a
tiny little tree. It is a little cutie. Cost me
(22:15):
an am and leg still rip off bastards. But my
understanding is it was universally the acceptance was the first
of December.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Is that okay, Well, you see I don't know this stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
There was a week, but it's always you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Know my wife, I mean, god, I love her.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Yeah, she's the most extraordinary woman.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
But she often we get to the stage and it's
like this constant question of should we get the Christmas
tree now? And I'm like, no, no, why not? Well
because it seems too early.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
To be No, it's December, have humans is in?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Like?
Speaker 3 (22:52):
How many days have you erected yours? Y?
Speaker 5 (22:55):
No?
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I haven't, And I feel like a bit of a
Christmas wrench and my wife does too.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Right, But if you haven't got kids, I can see
why you wouldn't. But I've got a kid and that's
why it's there. Well, I've gone to December. It's totally acceptable.
Some say after Thanksgiving in America, but certainly went through December.
It's free range.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Joy.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
So if you're going to pass on November and come
on brother.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, Plus, I think you should probably start on it
because I know how long it takes you to erect yours.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah, and you're going to need a big letter as
well to get all the way up to the top there. Yeah,
put a little star on it.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Well, I tell you what I do do No, I'm
not going to go there. I'm going to I'm going
to stop that train of thought right now. It had
to do with Christmas pajamas. But listen, Okay, look I
wrecked it. I just I was. I've just never been
sure about them.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
We'll let us know on three four eight three when
it's an acceptable time. Because what are you saying, Jose
you think I feel it feels like enough?
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Now?
Speaker 5 (23:57):
I hate the December.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
I would go, gee, I think fifteenth to the twentieth,
right would be acceptable. You know you're still ten days out.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
I mean you still have to say if it's the twentieth,
it's five days out, and then you got to take
it down by the twenty seventh, So you go to
that for a week.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yeah, jeez, you're a Oh your fun Jason the.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Whole Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodkey.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Qeez on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show This Monday afternoon,
it's twenty one past five, Fellers.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I've got a bit of a Christmas dilemma. Ah, so
heading down to christ Church again years So I've got
family down there, Jace. Do you well I met the
family I'm married into. Oh yeah yeah, my wife's got
family down there.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
So we're gonna be down there, I think the twentieth
through till Boxing Day, then we fly back. The issue
is yesterday sat down with the father in law and
he's like, so, what are you down Because I've teed
up a game of golf on the twenty first with
me and my mates.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
If you want to come join that, Yeah cool.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
We'll play family Ambros on the twenty second. Plus there's
the classic Christmas Eve game that we play out and
blah blah blah. And then on Boxing Day there's a
game as well. What times you fly on Boxing Day?
And my wife's sitting there like, so we're down for
six days and you've booked four games of.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Golf, Well you haven't.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Well no, no, she's saying this to him, ah right,
and you know, having a bit of it, you know,
to and fro. And I'm just sitting there like, look,
I like because I really like playing golf. I love
spending time with the father in law, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yes, it was a dilemma. I'm not getting it.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Do you mean as opposed to spending time with your wife?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Well, yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
I don't want to say it like that on the
radio because it sounds really bad, you know, yeah, yeah,
but as suppose as opposed to spending time with my
wife doing like I don't know, going vis a nan or,
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah, you know, because you're saying that she runs it yep, man,
and it just wears you down over the holiday break.
You said, I mean, I'm sure it runs yep, which
I'd never heard before. It's quite a turn of phrase,
but it painted an appropriate picture. So I think you're
(26:13):
going to need to break keysy so that you can
beat your best when you are with your wife, because
it's about quality time over the holiday period. So I
think you get yourself a nice time, you know, nice
time spending time with your father in law, and there's
value in that as well that you can come back
really happy because you're half pursed every day.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, because we should also qualify the fact that every
time you play golf with them, you get on the
busies afterwards.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah wow, just because you know, like I lost a
bit by your beer, you have a gin shot there,
and you come home going to dance.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Yeah, So yeah, it sounds like it's all good to me,
and we'll sort of get to between your wife and
the and the father in law.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Well he agreed that maybe it was a bit too
much golf, right, So now.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
You us in the background going no, no, like.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, it's good now what to be honest, I was
sitting there already hung over, having played golf early the
day before, yes, and I was kind of like, maybe
there's too much golf, and maybe I should spend some
time with my wife.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
I were down south, you.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Know, actually, you know, and to be fair to your wife,
the way you're playing at the moment, you should probably
give it a rest.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Kesy, just hang out the cubs, mate, just have.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
A bit of a time out.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
I tell you what I've got to solve.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Get your wife to caddy for you.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
That way you can spend all your time with it,
and she can share in your love of golf as well.
You might get lucky Kesy and she wants to take
up golf, and then you can go golfing with it
all the time, and then you never ever ever have
to be a part.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Yeah, I'll never have to play with Hardy j again. Hey, wow,
that's a good idea.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
I mean, she could join it when we're playing keys.
You could bring your busy biscuits.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
What the hell are you talking?
Speaker 5 (28:08):
They were lactation biscuits. There's a reference from for yous.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Lactation cookies actually makes with her friends who have just
given birth.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Delicious.
Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah, we're going to bring those to golf. Just don't
worry about it.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
The Darky Big Show was Jas, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in on Radio Velvet Revolver.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
We're just having a bit of golf chat, fellas. We've
got some great golf coming up this Friday for the
entire team. Very exciting, that's right.
Speaker 5 (28:40):
Jason.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
This Friday is the next step for the Radio Hudarchy
Swingers Club. We're going to be at Minooka Fuel Chasing
the Fox playing Royal Auckland Grange. The three of us
are playing three ball Ambrose earlier in the day, the
exact same course, the same sex holes that Ryan Fox
and all the other celebs will be playing the day
we get to.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
Do our own one earlier.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
We will then be broadcast live from the Heineken Silver
Clubhouse right by the final whole tea getting amongst all
the action we'll be witnessing Jerry. He'll be playing with
Dian Henwood and Team Media, and then Maniah and g
Lane are broadcasting on TV and Z commentating for the ACC.
But it's time now to call a winner. Find out
who is joining us in the Heineken Silver Clubhouse at
Minooka Fuel Chasing the Fox. Feel as you're ready?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Do They get to bring a mate.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
They get to bring a mates, They get drinks, they
get food, they get to hang with us us while
we broadcast live and watch all the actions.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Good, let's do it, man, all right, let's do it.
Guy's name is Mitchell, Mitchell good stuff. Hello, Yeah, good
is that Mitchell? Is it?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
It is?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Are you speaking to Whitty j Old Megie and Kezy
from the Big Sha And how's life?
Speaker 6 (29:55):
It's pretty good you boys? How about yourself?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
New Year?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Isn't wife? Hey? Match? What do you do for a
crass mate?
Speaker 6 (30:09):
I am a grounds when I do cricket worker?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
By what ground are you working?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
I work out and self real self awkland So like
corrac you're nice.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Beautiful out that way. Hey tell me Mett you like
a bit of gold faction hanging out with the fields?
Speaker 6 (30:32):
Yeah, I don't mind it. It used to be a green
keeper on a golf.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Called Yeah good man, Hey Mitch, Well, great news for
you mate, You and a mate will officially be joining
us this Friday, Chasing the Fox.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
Awesome, bloody awesome.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Thank you very much, guys, mate, looking forward to meeting you.
We can chat.
Speaker 6 (30:51):
Tif have a couple of days.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
Yeah, wow, Probably you're probably too busy that way you
on fridaymen, you probably have to start work.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
I'll be prepping that strip by twelve o'clock.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Get on your match. And who you're gonna bring with
your mate?
Speaker 6 (31:07):
I'm going to bring my other probably my other greenkeeper
mate Bryce. He week said a golf course at the moment,
so I think he'll be pretty keen. Otherwise, if he's
not coming, the old misses will come.
Speaker 5 (31:16):
Old missus.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, you can say that you don't you don't want
to bring a new one man.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Oh that she's too busy?
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, all right, good for you match, how you hold
the lineman, pugsn or sort you out?
Speaker 5 (31:27):
Man? And looking forward to many of this Friday.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
Awesome? Thanks guys on your.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Mate, get on your match there. You can ask him
because the audience might know this. But your dream job,
Jason is to be a greenskeeper, isn't it totally?
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Man? That'll be great.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
Was it being the greenskeeper or you said it was
to run the golf club and so you've sort of
be out there and pressing the flesh with all the
members and that sort of stuff.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Yeah, I think that's more me, mate, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Really?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
But in Spain though, in Spain, how was your Spanish
cee cee?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
The Whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodich.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Jane's addiction there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon, feelers, can we have a bit of sport check.
I like sport.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Save which sports do you want to chat about their feelings?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Can I start with the Ashes? I'm fuman, are you?
It's the only cricket I watched these days, to be fair,
apart from New Zealand. Maybe if I'm in studio and
I love the Ashes in Australia, and I've got to
say the Australians are a great job of the coverage. I
can't really abide the commentators too much. I can, I
(32:42):
can barely handle them, but I do. I'm human because
England's been handed to hidings and the first two tests,
I think the first the first Test was in three days.
This one was sort of four days. I feel ripped off.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
The first one was two days.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
I was at two days. Yeah, and it's all very
well playing attacking cricket, but if you keep getting your
ass handed to your well, you've got to sort of reassess.
But what really got deep inside my goat was watching
Steve Smith bat in the final innings and he was
so over the top irritating Australian cocky deck that had
(33:26):
enraged me.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Is there anything worse than a cocky dick?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
No? You know, look he took some good catches. He
was all pumped up and fired out and he was
just so over the top. I was like, I can't
bear this. I can't bear it.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Jase.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Do you think Brendan McCullum might have to step down
as coach?
Speaker 5 (33:46):
No? Do you think bas ball can work? I think
besball is. I think they've latched onto that term, haven't they.
But Australia played.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Which he hates.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Australia played cricket that is every bit is attacking as England.
So it's just an attacking style, so bears ball it doesn't. Actually,
it's just a stupid phrase. So Australia have been scoring
faster and playing more attacking cricket and this than what
England have. I think England's big problem is they can't
put together any kind of pressure when they're bowling. They
dropped five catches. Yes, they've been playing like shit and
(34:18):
the reason for that is you can have the best
team that you've had in thirty years, whatever you like.
When you get into Australia and you're playing in that
quardra and you're under that media spotlight, you're under that
pressure from the spectators and everything else. All of a sudden,
all the skills in the world that you thought you
had when you're playing everywhere else in the world, it
dissipates or disappears completely. And that's a beauty of Australia.
If you can win over there, mate, you are bloody good.
And they are getting there. As you say, j ass
(34:40):
was ended.
Speaker 2 (34:41):
How long has it been since they've beaten Australia years?
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Well, yeah, the last Ashes was too all, but Australia
healthy ashes, so they retained it. But and you know
the last Ashes. They were down by two England that
time as well, and came fighting. They're playing at home,
but they're playing at home. This is what the Australians do.
They grind you down, slowly, grind you down. I can relate,
(35:05):
but Steve Smith, his behavior was just infuriated to hate though.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
And I do want to touch on the Black Cats
Test against there as well, And a huge shout out
to Justin Greeves, Our Graves and shy Hope Graves getting
two hundred and two not out shy Hope one hundred
and forty. They somehow met it to back through five
sessions conceding six wickets. If I remember correctly, They did
(35:33):
incredibly well, even though New Zealand lost. Then he had
two past bowlers and the rest sort of part time spinners,
but still very difficult to battle the way through five sessions. Credit.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Then I was speaking to gilay in this afternoon and
he was fuming about that against the West Indies and
you know, only needing three point two runs and over
and just basically battered out, batted it out. I was like,
what are you doing? You've done so well and we
had two bowlers down. Idiotic quicket question.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
My wife, you know, she's watching the Test on Watch Prime.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yes, the Test.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
It's about the Aussie team love it's her favorite show
at the moment. She's because she had a crush on
the host.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
Of New Zealand Grand Designs.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Yeah, boy did she.
Speaker 5 (36:17):
Her new crush is Pat Cummings.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
He's a good looking fewler.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
But is he a good dude? Because I know Steve
Smiths the Paine of the ass.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
But I think coming yeah, yeah, he's pretty chill and
he's not full of himself.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
So you won't mind. Yeah, that's a good one for
her to have me.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, I mean if she goes out with Pat Cummins,
if that's a hall pass. You can be totally cool
with that.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
It's okay if she likes coming.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
And he's a fiercely good looking, powerful powerful isn't that powerful? Yeah,
he's got really amazing fires. Okay, and apparently he's hung
like right.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
The whole Key Big Show was Mike and tune in.
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Four on radio Billy Idol there on the radio, Hold
Larkey Big Shows this Monday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Jason, what kind of cheers do you have in your lounge?
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Wooden with leather pouches?
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Leather pouches, you sit in them, You sit in the
little pouch like.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
It's like it's like what it's beautiful Scandinavian wood with
like a leather seating cushion, black leather cushion. Oh, it
depends when you're in my lounge. Are you talking my
dining table or you're talking my lounge.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Like your cozy watching Telly chairs? Do you put your
dining table in your lounge?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Do two big green bastards and a beautiful tan leather couch? Right?
Speaker 5 (37:43):
And then you've got the wooden one with the pouches.
What do you put in the pouch?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Your ass?
Speaker 5 (37:49):
Right? Okay? What about you, Mogi? What kind of cheers.
Do you have in your I've just got two couches, yes,
I was going a couch.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Just two couches. Yeah, I've just.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Got one good users.
Speaker 2 (38:01):
If I was you know, if I was a lot wealthier,
tell you what, I'd have a whole heap of Lazy
Boy Neo X power recline as a fails.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
They're so good. But we've got one sitting in here,
and it's got the lot man. You've got a little
holder there for your iPad. You've got a place to
charge your phone. It's got to remote control, it's got
a drinks holder. It's got pre septs.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah it there's like lumbar support. You can put your
head forward, put your head back, you put your right.
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Leg and you put your out. Yeah, you do that.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
So it's got cutting edge comfort technology, wireless remote yeah, iPhone,
iPad holders, cup holders, and the power recline so it
moves up and down and you can adjust exactly how
you like it.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
We are giving this exact one away.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
If you are keen, text the word lazy the three
four eight three, get yourself and the draw to win.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
That's all things to Lazy Boy. Long live the Lazy,
So good Keith.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
Hey you fellers coming up after six o'clock. I went
to the beach yesterday and things got sexy.
Speaker 1 (39:00):
Hold Actual Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
I can welcome back your messive backbones. Hope your Monday
is going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
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Speaker 2 (39:19):
Saving serving good times and good food dining or take
away Rebigger today Here it is. It's real big Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh yum yummy, yum yum yum.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Yeh hearing day marrying Dallas.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
A correct answer is.
Speaker 5 (40:04):
I'll be interested to find out from Pegs why he
used his own voice for a certain part of it. There,
that's the first time that's happened, right. Do you want
to hear from Pugs now? Yeh man, check them on
Pugs are there, bro? It's the idea behind that Pugs man.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
Hello, Yeah, there you go, mate.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
So you use your own voice for part of that? No,
that wasn't me. That was just like a like a
what do you call it?
Speaker 3 (40:28):
A box pipe?
Speaker 4 (40:28):
And you know you do enough of these you end
up finding someone that's going to sound.
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Like all right, now, it was you. How come you
made the how come you made that difference to to
have the there's a character voice there, and then on
the A, B C. D. It's somebody else's voice sounds
like you.
Speaker 2 (40:43):
Because the correct answer is obviously with a funny thing
on right, that's the that's the correct answer. So he
needed to have the first three be very neutral. Well,
I'm asking, Pugs.
Speaker 4 (40:57):
It's about it's about having a voice that's completely unfamiliar
in the sting world.
Speaker 5 (41:03):
Man, you're good, Yes, this guy gets it. We learn
stuff every days.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Great.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
That idea was actually given to me by a friend,
friend of the show.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
What's that friend of the show? Yeah, what about this
one here? Pugs, how do you explain this?
Speaker 5 (41:27):
So that's Jay, I've never heard that one play that
one more time? So that's we found out today that
I think your family call you by that nickname, don't they?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (41:41):
Does? Now?
Speaker 2 (41:45):
This one? Pugs has been busy in the lab today. Man,
hell man, did you like rim? Jason?
Speaker 5 (41:55):
You consider it's reinforcing it for you little bit.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on radio.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
There on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show, this glorious
Monday evening. Now, Fellas, are you planning getting out on
the water at all this summer.
Speaker 5 (42:13):
I don't actually have a plan to, but I would
like to. Yes, I want to try and get over
to way Hiki at some point. I've got enough way
to go down to Coramandel. Nice, I'd like to go
there as well. We've got lots of dreams like Fellers
over the years.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
Oh well, I'll be down there that Yeah, Jerry's down
there at that point as well.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Oh yes, I to be down there at that point
as well. I've changed my mind.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
I'll be in Cook's Beach. I think Jerry's in power.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Knowing I think mccox's beach with Cook's Beach and the Coramandel.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
That's it, damn it, that's the one. Are you actually there?
Speaker 3 (42:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (42:49):
Okay, yes, yeah, we could have about that year. There's
a few different spots of keen to get that. It
looks like we're going to have a hell.
Speaker 3 (42:57):
Of actually smoking hard hotel there were now listen, objectify, sir.
The great news is we've got a boat to give away,
and it's seventy five thousand dollars worth of boat can add.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Thanks to the legends at finn Chaser Boats, they've outdone
themselves with this beautiful beast. If you can to win,
it takes a boat to three four eight three follow
the link, put your details in.
Speaker 5 (43:18):
You have to come up with a name for the boat.
We've done this before.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
The previous boats were called the Punisher, the Real Wounded,
Pablo Esca Boat and the Salty Specimen A.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Can you top that?
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Yeah? Tough, good names.
Speaker 5 (43:31):
Now, I do want to be clear as well. I
don't think the winner is decide by the name?
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (43:36):
Is it decided by the name?
Speaker 3 (43:38):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (43:38):
Yeah, I've got no idea. Pugs. We might look into that.
We'll let you know. But I remember being surprised. I thought, oh,
I thought it would have been by the name of
the boat.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
No, I think it's done randomly, you know what I mean, chosen.
Their name is put on the side of the boat. Yeah.
It's not like we all sit down and go that's
the best name. Yeah, just by luck of the drawer.
I'm pretty sure anyway, this is the sort of stuff
we should off here.
Speaker 5 (44:01):
Doesn't matter, man, what is the boat? I hear you
asking Jays.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
No, well it's a finn Chaser five to three fire
x three.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
No, not that one.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
A finn Chasers five three five center console with a
Mercury sixty horse four stroke ct outboard horse.
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Yeah, that's a good boat horse.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
How do you know I used to own one of them,
one of those?
Speaker 5 (44:24):
Well you did?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
I did? Yeah, yeah, when I used to live in the.
Speaker 5 (44:28):
How much did you buy that for?
Speaker 3 (44:30):
I got it off a mate, so I think it
was about sixty eight grand.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Oh wow, that's good because it's worth seventy five thousand.
Of course, this includes the Voyager trailer and all the
bells and whistles as well.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
Jason's got bells and whistles. It's got bells and whistles.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
It's got so many things like, for example, a VHF
communications system, a Fusion stereo entertainment system, speakers throughout the boat,
a garment echo map, seven inch fish finder. It only
finds fish that are seven inches long.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Wow, or moreeriousness. I've seen the boat. It is a
beast and you have seen it, Kisi. It is absolute
bastard of a boat. She's a beauty.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's a good thing, right, yeah, real good thing. It's
amazing for a boat bastard of a boat, your bastard.
It takes boat to three four eight three. Follow the link,
get yourself and drawing. You could be driving it.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Hod Ike Island Fimes. There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday evening. Now, fellas, as we head into Christmas,
it's a stressful time and here we are experienced men
of the world, and I think maybe we can help
some people out there in the world with a bit
of advice.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
That's right, Jason, Patty and NIBBs sixty nine at gmail
dot com. Get in touch for you need advice. You
can want a fifty dollars reburg avoucher to get in
touch with a feller's stop butchering the sting.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
I thought I did a very same you guys both
were terrible. No, we don't go quiet. Just we've just
agreed to disagree. Okay, as long as you guys are upset,
m so was that.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
I'll be holding onto that over Christmas. I can tell you.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
An email here, Can.
Speaker 3 (46:26):
You not butcher the reading of it?
Speaker 5 (46:32):
Advice for keys?
Speaker 3 (46:33):
Can you just get into it? Please?
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Here we go split it out.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
This is from anonymous. Get a fellow's anonymous here. This
one is mainly advice from Christopher. However, Michael and the
jizz Pot may have some tips on this as well,
as you men have had to deal with Keysy's array
of ailments throughout the time you did have worked together.
Speaker 5 (46:53):
Yeah, not really though.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
I've just started getting X ME behind my knees at
the age of twenty, and I was just wondering if
you had any of Mon's home remedies or some tips
that you experienced yourself to help with the debilitating illness.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Cheers Anonymous. This one's on new ksing. I'm not going
for a dart.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
Interestingly enough, I discovered my wife's body butter yesterday. I
didn't know she had a pottle of body butter, but
I find that very good for dry sort of skin,
especially in this weather where your skin gets dried out. Bellow, Yeah,
bit of you know, burn action going on, bit of moisturizer.
Speaker 2 (47:36):
Moisturizing X men, I mean, isn't it like a fungal thing?
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Well, I don't know. You tell Uskian.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
To be honest me, I haven't had X ME behind
my knee since I was four, I had your cure it.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (47:45):
I think Old Secret had a home remedy. Wh there
you go. I think it was body butter.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Yeah, it sounds like body.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Butter, a pottle of body butter.
Speaker 5 (47:52):
It sounds like the one. Well, it's probably eliminating things
that you're allergic to. For my brother is dairy.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
Dairy.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Actually a lot of the skin and psoriasis and stuff
is caused by the diet unfortunately.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Yeah. But also in this heat you get a bit
of sweat action going on. You can get a bit
of chafing.
Speaker 5 (48:11):
Chafing, but not X ray.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Different, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
So it sounds like, I don't know. Are you a
new relationship? Are you eating something you've never eaten before?
What's that being a new relationship got to do with it?
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (48:23):
You know, your your appetites expand or he might be
vegan for example.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Right, Well, look, these are all good questions to ask yourself.
If not, just go to a chemist, show them the
old X ME of the air and they'll they'll give
you something to treat it.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
We'll go to a doctor. You're sick, We'll go to
a doctor.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
The whole aching big show with Jason, Mike and keysy
tune in week days A four on Radio Hodachi.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Well there you got your man. That's a big show
done and I just did for your Monday evening. Now
listen then the podcast out tro today, I've got to
make an apology. We had to put another disclaimer on it.
And it was purely my fault this time. I was
filthy today and I don't know what got into me.
Usually it's Mogi that you know, kicks it all off.
(49:17):
But it was my fault today and I'll own it.
Speaker 5 (49:19):
I think Mogi might have gotten into you, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Yeah, yeah, really just got into my system somehow.
Speaker 5 (49:25):
Yeah, he entered your system just from Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
I mean this one was particularly filthy, and I don't
think it was. I do apologize. Way.
Speaker 5 (49:34):
If you don't like it, man, don't listen to it.
Put it to you that way. If you don't want
listen to it, isn't it. Yeah, see if I can.
If you want to get a little bit of filth
gone sway it is you want to play in front
of your kids, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
No, I don't want it.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Here's a clip of today's podcast outro comes out at
seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
It's flapping all over the place like I just went,
oh my god, that's not Yeah, it's not. I just
want to apologize the audience. It's been a shocker. And
I started.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
What was flapping all over the a phrase to use there,
the thing about Liz.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
No one would ever guess what it was about. No, never, no, never,
never ever. I'm trying to guess what you're getting up
to tonight.
Speaker 1 (50:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (50:20):
Man, I'm gonna go home. It's another sunny, beautiful evening.
I'll go home. I'm interested to see what's for dinner
because I need a good dinner.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Do you know the day that hangover sort of day
and it wasn't the world's worst hangover, but you need
a good meal on that day. But the Monday one
it's just as important, just as important. So I'm interested
to see what we get there. Yesterday I had a tie.
It was absolutely awesome.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, I love a tie like bow tie or necktie,
food tie like typhood food keysy.
Speaker 3 (50:50):
What are you having tonight, because no doubt your wife's
got squash or something.
Speaker 2 (50:53):
She's got touch rugby tonight, so she'll be home at
about eight o'clock, so I'll get home first, and I
think I'm cooking up chicken. You don't play touch track,
you or anything. It's her work team. Oh okay, yeah,
and I play golf now.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (51:06):
No, I just wanted because you used to play sport together,
and I wonder why you don't anymore.
Speaker 2 (51:10):
I've told her they've only just started, so everyone there's
really keen and I see it as long as the
games outside of show hours, I'll be keen to if
you have any numbers.
Speaker 5 (51:17):
And she's like, yep, sweet cool, okay.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, sweet, No, not yet, but I won't.
Speaker 2 (51:23):
Hey, Jason, what are you doing tonight, man? Besides sitting
in your wooden chair with pouches?
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, leather pouches kids.
Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
Oh look, I'll go home. Oh god, I think I
might go to the gym tonight actually, And then.
Speaker 5 (51:39):
Have you canceled your membership? Man?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
No, I haven't. You need to the weird figures. They've
changed the name of it so it's not even the
same place anymore gym and I'm still paying.
Speaker 5 (51:49):
So I've done a full rebrand since you've been there.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yes, totally, all right, Well the music stops, so we'll
see you tomorrow yeah,
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