February 3, 2026 • 51 mins
On today's show, Jase has a strange encounter, Mike's a real family man and Keyzie's got serious concerns about the big move.
T.S.:
(00:00) Intro: Copycat Keyzie
(04:24) BREAKING NEWS
(09:11) A Strange Encounter
(13:54) WHO WANTS REBURGER
(17:38) TV
(23:33) Intro: Come on Pugs, man.
(25:17) Jase's last night in the old house.
(32:10) Jase simulates city life
(35:55) SYNTHONY IS BACK
(37:42) Intro: Jase's bachelor night
(40:01) What's On The Dinner?
(44:18) Music Jury
(46:47) Mogey's Incest Moment
(50:27) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hose I keep big show show thanks to crave
worthy street food freshly made with Burger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Show, really, Jason Hoich might not? And oh give your
mad boss.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It
is the third of February twenty twenty six. And you,
my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
you by.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
Reburgiear handcrafted burg ears, loaded fries and gourmet eats that
will change the game.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Get a Moggi Stallion house. Life going pretty grassy and
mad Dog your six son of a bait. Geez moist,
she's moist fellas those moist is yesterday, but still pretty
pretty moist. Does it still feel a bit weird to
your cheesy man?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Not?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Today? Yesterday was very weird in terms of the humidity.
I assume that's what you're talking about, I am, But
now today's today's is cold? Is it cold? It's cold?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, that might be kesy because you've got a sweat
new hairdoo. You so hearing today, so maybe you're just
feeling the chill a little bit more. And can I
say it's a very smart I was going to say smart,
very sensible haircut.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yes, thank you, that's what I was going for. Smart
and sensible.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah it's good. And you and hoidyes, but are wearing
pretty much matching shirts?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
No, not well, this is what I was saying, Bogi.
I was saying this last week.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Seriously, I feel like Keysy's beginning to copy my smart
he wants he's got the same here do now he's
wearing the same kind of shirt.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I feel like it's doing Hoidy J's beautiful brand new
emerald shirt and disservice by saying my tatty old green
shirt is similar.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Well, obviously you aspire to be as cool airs, but
I'm just saying that's starting to be some similarities.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I can Curgan, I do not, Jase, how are you
going today?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Your good? Thanks? Keezy?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Do you go me? Hew? Good's there?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why do you ask?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Because we're doing a radio show.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yo gee though, Yeah, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
We seem a bit of an annoying move.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
He's got his arms folded over there. He just seems
a bit defensive, doesn't it he is?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I see him in an annoying You've.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Been very annoying since you got here, have I Yes,
you've been dissing Chips and the chips and then we're
trying to film a video only keeps wandering off. What's
that about?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Classic?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I thought we'd finished that.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
You did not?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You did not. Anyway, I'm excited for the show. Wonder
what's coming up? What's happening on the big show with
old moments?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Another absolutely monstrous day there, Fellas. We've got some stolen
car news. The biggest, the most popular stolen cars in
the country have been announced and we'll be going through
that list top to bottom as we do every single year.
It's exciting times to be alive, Jason. Mate, you're moving
into the city. I am in the city tomorrow morning.
(03:01):
It's all happening. Yeah, there's plenty to talk about around
that man, all sorts of stuff to visit.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Kezy.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
We're also going to have a little bit of a
young to you about the fact that you're going to
be talking to some broadcasting students. You jumped in the
chat today and apparently you're talking to some students, so
I really want to get to the bottom of what
you're talking to them about.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Well, yes, it's going to be about, like you know,
how I made it thus far and broadcasting and the
tricks of the trade.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
And I thought you were saying that you've done a
keynote speech and you've got it already to go as
a PowerPoint, and it's the main title page, says Kezy,
the story thus far, that thus far exactly, because my
story is only just beginning. Mogie.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, well you know, zm's just over there, Kezy. One day,
Roger fits one.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Day, fingers crossed man, I cannot cannot come quick enough.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
In the meantime, here's a bit of oasis.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Is andd Coldplay there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
that Tuesday afternoon. The time is full fourteen. They've got
some breaking news.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
This is breaking news. Is it a new thing? I
don't like it, but we can try it. Sure, hey, fellers,
breaking news. The government today confirmed they're going to be
changing the sort of structure of the driver's license issuing system. Yes, okay,
(04:37):
so you no longer have to set a practical test
to get your full driver's license. Wow, so you do
your learners, You're then twelve months.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Learners is a written exam keys.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Your learners is a multi choice exam. Yes you then wait,
I believe it is twelve months. If you're under twenty five, right,
twelve months. You can shorten that down. I think if
you, you know, do an extra test or something, then you
get your restricted. However, if you've had your restricted for
a wee while there, you just go and get your
You go get your full So there's no practical that's
(05:10):
coming in next year. I started the year next year.
But it does raise the question, HOI j Yes, you've
had your restricted license for about a thousand years.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a full license now.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Man, No you haven't because you have to apply for it.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well yeah, see, but I mean I don't have to
do it practical.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Does that mean you will go and get your full license?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Probably not.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I seriously, I one hundred percent agree with you. This
is what's very frustrating about Jason. He could now it's
never been easier to go and get his full license.
You're currently not allowed to drive after ten.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I don't even if they came round to his house
yes and handed it, he wouldn't get off the couch
to answer the door.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, No, you're right. The only way is if the
form was at the bottom of a bag of chips. Yes,
and his hand was in there.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Now you're talking, yes, now you're talking.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
It is interesting, isn't it. So you can be a
driver on is this what we're saying? You can be
a driver on New Zealand roads having never been behind
the wheel of a car.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Restricted, you do a practical So there is a practical.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, practical, that's not a second practice.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah, great, okay, cool, so restricted you do that?
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Great? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
My youngest just recently got her license, much to my disgust,
you know, and dismay, dismay and disgust, and because there's
this theory going around that they never let you pass
on your first one right off late, that they always
kind of failed you on the first one and then
the second or third you'll get it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And she nailed it the first time, and I was felthy.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Great, So you know you're your youngest. Yes, she's got
the same licenses she does.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And she tells me that every day, particularly when she
wants to borrow the car.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
One hundred percent you don't have a lead to stand.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Up And she goes, well, you know, I've got the
same license as you. What are you talking about that's true,
and so I go my car.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Such a dead answer.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, so why did you become a father? You see that?
You see how all those dead rules hold such merits.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
They do hold them a.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Completely different angle.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Water in the tap. I don't want water, I want
something or like, there's a have some fruit or something.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Have a banana man?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, go to the fruit bowls and other great parental
sort of tap.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
But seriously, though, Jason, a year's time you're be able
to just sign up and get a full license.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yes, you're not going to do a year's time? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What are you banging on.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
About saying you've got a year to just sort of
get your together, get your ass sorted.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I've got a lot going on.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'll see what happens, all right, there's a lot of
water to go under the bridge.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So a year is a long time.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It certainly is. What if your daughter gets her full
she's officially better qualified than you to drive and you
and if you want to go out after ten pm,
she'll have to go with you. Three four eight three?
What do you think New Zealand's good? Real change or silly?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, let's see see how people feel about this. I'll
be interested tonight here's she.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Hurichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio Darkey.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Symbol of the Dog.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
There on the Radio Darkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time as twenty six minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Now hot on the.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Heels of Kezy story yesterday about when he was in
Reburger over the weekend there flirting and he said there
were two smoking hot babes that I.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Was not flirting.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
And Reburg came up to.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
When Lulu Lemon outfits and he went into great detail
about the Lulu Lemon break it. It is very much
in context Keezy end. And then they started chatting to
him and he was like, here we go. But anyway,
I went to my local sushi shop today. Now, before
(09:01):
I get into the story, I want to tell you
a little bit about the sushi shop.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's I can't remember what it's called, but the woman
that runs the.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Place makes the best sushi.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
What in the world, well, not in the world, but
it's out near your house.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's out in Glen Eden.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
So you're telling me the best sushi in the world
is in West Ork.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I know who would guess it, but no, she seriously
does make amazing sushi. But old Barbara, Yeah, Barb, we've
got this weird thing going on. I told you about
a little altercation we had a little while back.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, nothing to do with buzzies, Maugie.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I say that, I'd know. He didn't even say anything.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Were and I was.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I was getting one of the pieces of sushi, and
she had to go at me, no, no, no, don't
you got to go from that one. And I said,
I don't want that one. I want this one. And
they were the same kind, but in different roads.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't remember that, and she.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Was really full on about it, and I went, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Fine, and I was so pissed off about it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I mean, I'm not coming back there again. But then
I was like, God, she makes really good sushi.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So I went back. And every time I go in there,
she gives me the evil eye.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But anyway, is this a strange encounter.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
The strange encounter is about to happen, right, Okay? So
I went into the sushi shop, and lo and behold
there was a chance quite an attractive young lady there
getting her sushi. And and so I was standing next
to here you know, getting my sushi. She was just
(10:34):
she was wearing just like office sort of gear, to
be honest, office gear, office, you know, like she worked
as a secret tree or something.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Why a secretary, Well, I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Not a CEO or a partner.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
She could be a CEO of her own business.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
That's very generous of you.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Geez's patronizing anyway, she said to me.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
She looked at me and she went, oh, witty Jay,
And I went hello, and Keasy's story was running through
my mind.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Again here we go.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
But I swear to god, she said to me, my
boyfriend is absolutely obsessed with your show. I don't really
like listening to it, but he's obsessed with it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I've heard that sentence a million two, so have I.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And I said to her, to be honest with you,
that's pretty standard.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
There's not a beautiful woman i've met that likes what we.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Do, including my wife.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
So I said to her, well, yeah, that's pretty standard.
And then she said, and I kid you not. She said,
Mike Minogue's pretty hot though, And before I even thought
about it, I went, you're telling.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Me and it just came out and you forgot you
in on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Forgot.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It just autamentally came out and then she just she
looked at me like really weirdly.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
And then she said, see, this is what I.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But then it was just like we were both standing
there and I was like, oh, do I own this?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What do I do with that? And do I?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
But we didn't say anything after that, and it was
another minute, minute and a half of us getting our
sushi and stuff of this really awkward silence, and then
she sort of gave me a little smile and walked.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Out, and I was like, oh god, gross.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I wanted to say, now, you know clearly that's jokes,
that's jokes, But she.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Obviously thought I was being serious because I was so
vehement about it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It just came in here telling me, there you go
make you've got a fan?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Well I had one?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
In four.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Green Day there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Before we get to the phone call here, Keezy,
you and Pads are right, there's a lot of tension
and anks going.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
On between you two at the moment.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Six.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Well, I don't know it might be sex. You're you're
just giving each other a lot of jip.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
No, it's just doing what mates do. I guess you
wouldn't understand.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Jeez, hey, I think we played the Reburgers thing in
that song, didn't we?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Did we?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yuma?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
We did play the reburgest thing. A reminder, if you
hear this yum during a song at any time, call
us eight hundred hodarky, you should get yourself a fifty
dollars reburg about it?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
How good man, let's go to the phone lines. Good ay,
tell me you are mad bastard. I was like, oh, Dave, Dave,
you're mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How's life?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeah? Good mate? Good hairs you yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Thing this man?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
How's the Nike today?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Dave?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Far mate? It's a misery gap.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Sounds great?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Haw.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hasn't we been over the summer? Big dog? It's normally
a bit variable in the nickie. What's a man with that?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
We've paid some hot days and now we're getting a
bit of raugh. Hey, the whole country's head, so it's.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
All good, yeah, brother, good on you mate.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Hey, Dave, just quickly, man, what do you do for
a crust?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
My duty, old mechanic.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Wrong with that backbone?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Body, backbone?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Hey Dave, man, what's for dinner.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
At the moment? It's a fishing trip.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Nothing wrong with that, mate, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
What's he going to order? Dave?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Sorry, what are you going to order?
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Just bloody and dating power pridders. I'm a love of
power pridder.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
It's easy to get wrong though, man, easy to get
wrong of power. Frida.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
It is.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
It is like and I stuffed that before, Magie.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah, it happens. Mate. What you're sort of find at
your local fish and chip shop as they sort of
fillowed out with a lot of cramp and there's not
a lot of power in them.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Look, I'm pretty sure they see yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of swow.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
There's some shocking bastardly.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Hey Dave, good power for to chet the man. How
often do you floss? Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, that's the one man.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, backbone, Oh Dave the mechanical with his breath wreaking
a power.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Now we're talking, Hell.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, Dave. What color are your undies?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Men? Black with truer bro on the.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Dave. One last question before I
give you that fifty dollar really big about you what's
your deepest fear.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Not winning your reburger ben?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, all right, we'll pop you on hold man, But
congrats you got there, Voucher.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
All right, stay.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Just speaking of Undy's fellas, I'm wearing my Cookie Time undies.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh you're going to have Yeah, they had.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Some freebies there, but you're comfortable, actually, are they?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
And the first time you've had new andies in a
couple of decades And that'd be right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
About twenty five years, Maggie, really and you went for
the cookie under Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And they're pink and orange and bright.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Really, she was like hello, but she was talking to
some other dude at the phone, Yeah, the phone.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
In on radio Toom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on
the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
The time is four forty nine.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I just just want to clear something up really quick.
Prior to those two excellent songs there, we had Dave
from Tartanuki call through a lot of people texting on
three four right three, asking if that was actually DearS
Dal Giddy, our farming correspondent. Yes, because he did sort
of sound like him. No, it wasn't. That was Dave
from Tartanaki. It was does sound very similar to Dearsdal
(17:11):
Giddy though, I get it he does.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
What's on the Telly with Mike Lenogue.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
I have been watching a show called Sunny Night. It's
on TV and Z Plus. The series follows siblings Martin
and Vicky Marvin, an American brother sister sister duo who
relocated to Sydney hoping to establish a spray tan business.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I've seen the thumbnail for this.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Yeah, they find themselves entangled with all the wrong people,
trying to stay alive, out of jail and in the black. Wow,
doesn't that sound good? It's got a It's got will
Forte in it, who played mcgruber.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yes, he's very very funny man. He was on Saturday
Night Live for many many years. Jason. He's a very
very funny guy. But also it has Rachel House in
New Zealand, a great, great actor, one of our actor
and Willie Mason, big Willy Mason, Big Willy Mason, the
former Bulldogs player, Rada League commentator, etc. He plays a
(18:15):
henchman and I'm prepared to say that he is the
best thing in the show.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Because he would be a good henchman.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
He is a very good actor. He does a very
very good job. The show is not good. It's fine,
but it's just not doesn't really hit the heights that
you want it to yet. Yes, I got about three
or so episodes into. I've kind of checked out on it,
to be completely honest, but I do want to keep
on going just to see how Big Willy taken along
(18:43):
with it. He could, he could really make a move
into the actor. I think you should watch a couple
of episodes because I've been I'm surprised that he was
cast in the first instance, and then you're watching it like, geez,
he's all good.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
So I mean, Big Willy. I'm not really a fan
of his punditry on the NRL. I think the two
meat heead springs to my Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
He shows a deeper emotional, deeper access to his emotions,
and I would have thought possible well based on his
public persona.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Because when you say, oh, he's a henchman, I'm like, okay, cool.
He's in a few scenes where he's just standing there
looking tough, being a footy player.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
He is a key player. He's a former footy player
who can no longer play, and he's now having to
resort to a life of crime, which is not particularly
happy about. Yeah, and he's got some sort of some
mental issues that he's trying to work out. Actually, he's
actually really good.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
And what's it called again, It's called Sunny Nights.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
It's on TV and Z plus two and a half busies,
a possible five busies.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I started watching last night fellas Nights of the Seven.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Kingdoms, Knights of the Seven Kingdoms.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Nights of the Seven Kingdoms or is it a night
no Nights of the Seven Kingdoms. I'm not sure, but anyway,
it's an off shoot, as they say, a Game of Thrones.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yes, that's called a Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, I've got Nights of the Seven Kingdoms on my
one be my phone.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Any who, Whenever you associate yourself in any way with
Game of Thrones, you're doing yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
A huge disservice.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Expectations expectations just go skyrocketing and people go, oh, this.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Is crack, or you get a lot of viewers.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
You'll get a lot of viewers. Ever since House of
the Dragons, which I was massively lit down by it.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I'm now just like I'm not interested in anything unless
it's Game of Thrones because I just know it won't live.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Up to it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
The story very quickly, a century before the event of
Game of Thrones, two unlikely heroes wonder with with theros
And an adaptation of George RR. Martin's novella The Hedge
Night a young and navy but courageous night so Dunk
and the Tall and has Domini face a series of
dangerous exploits. What I will say is the kid that
(20:48):
plays Egg is fantastically good.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I watched the first episode and went off, for God's sake,
this is crap. I hate it. Really, this is not good.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It was in There was a few scenes that were
are pretty over the top of him excreeting and stuff
like that where they are trying to.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Be they were being edgy because Game of Thrones, but
it was just unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Then I watched the I went, Okay, I'll give it
another episode because I like their genre. And actually the
second episode was a lot better.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
I don't think it's showing its first yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
And actually I really started to enjoy it, and I
think it has real potential, real potential.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
I'm excited about it. I think there's three ypsy out
so far. Yes, I think so, at least Mondays.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
So just just be aware of your expectations, put them
to the side, and view it for its own self.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Okay, I'm going to wait for you to watch the
whole season, and yes, the season is good, then I
will watch it. Okay, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms?
How many busies out.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Of five at this point, I'll give it three point
two busies.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
That's not bad.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
For pretty good, that's not bad. Jays not bad.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Here's the Black Keys.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
The Hiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Welcome back to your massive Bagbones. Hope your Tuesday is
going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburg.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
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Speaker 6 (22:32):
Jase, you was saying off here that it's about Tom.
We got some new ones of those because you're over them.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, Well, it's been a while.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I feel like since Pugs has created a new one.
I feel like he's just gone off the boil a
little bit, you know what I mean. He's just like
you know when you're no, come on, no, no nothing.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Man.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Are you saying that Pugs doesn't care about the show anymore?
Or has he lost fors for the making stings?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
A little bit of both, but you know what I mean,
It's like, why am I, you know, putting all my
hard yards into making these fantastic reburg Us things and
he's just gone, Oh, just the fellows won't notice.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I notice. I notice. Man.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Look I was just grateful to have them in the
first place, right, yeah, yeah, ye hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Well, there was a really great one that came out
the back of New Years. I was devastated that we
only got to hear that once. Yes, it was a
really really.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Good one, like a New Year's resolution.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
It was like a New Year. I don't know, I
can't remember what year it was. It was a New
Year's resolutionary sort of song.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
It's very very good, and I'm.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Now I have to wait till next year for that.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Got a bit of a bone to pick with you
two on that front, actually, Keezy, actually, have.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You got a bone to pick.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yes, I got a bone to bit.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I mean you're controlling the buttons there, and you just
keep playing all the really short ones all the time.
I like the elongated, chatty ones. You just played that, Yeah,
not the really involved I don't know what's.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Happened, man, I don't know just because there's no fresh ones.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, no fear enough for me.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
If it's a fresh one, I'll play it. But if not,
we'll just stick to the nice, clean cut ones and
knock it bogged down and sort of sting Edmond.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah, we don't
want to get bogged down on sting Edmond.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Sorry, I just sorry that just went off accidentally.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, I was trying.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I was trying to play the next song.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, okay, so I want to throw to the next song.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Chase a bit of a whole. Seriously, just some something
is wrong with this thing. I don't know what pugs,
something's wrong with the buttons.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Call the guy?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Can you ring the guy?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Tune in.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
News there on the radio.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Holdankey Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is fifteen
minutes past five o'clock and feels it's a big day
for old hoodie Jay.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
My last night in west Auckland, sleeping out there in
the wild, wild West Fells. And as you know, I'm
I'm moving into the city.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Tomorrow, peg in the city.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
And I'll be honest with you, I woke up at
about five thirteen this morning covered in the very no,
not covered.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
In that movie, the sweat. Yes, genuinely, I was sweating
like a bastard.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
He swimming like a pig.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And I was lying there in the bed, fretting, fretting, fretting,
And I turned over to my wife.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And she was already awake.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
What was she doing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Just lying there? And I said, how long have you
been awake?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
And she went on, it's about four ye just fretting,
And I've got to met was she sweating?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
She was sweating.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
It's been twenty six years since I've moved, and I've
got to say, this move is probing all of my anxieties.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I'm on the.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Edge constantly of a complete panic attack.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
And so I'm following along.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
With that kind of idea of what's the saying keep
calm and carry on because there's no good as it
fellas if HOTYJ loses his shit and starts, you know,
having a hissy fit you, I.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Think jas, Actually, you making this big change in your
life is something maybe you wouldn't have done ten years ago.
You would have gone, No, too much stress. I'm just
going to stay where I am. Yes, and now you're
you've taken and you're all grown up.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
It's time to go, fellas, time to go. It's time
to move.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
On, you know. And my wife and I in the
last week we've been it's all under control.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
And then we got up this morning and we both
had the same thought, was this isn't under control by
any means. We're way out of our depth here. We
haven't organized this properly at all. The movers are coming
over tomorrow, Mogi and I need to know some stuff removing,
because you've moved around a bit, and you were a
movie yourself for a while.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
I was too. I see at a furniture removal's company.
When I say company, it was me and the guy
that owned the truck, and I was too, I see
because there was only two of us, Yes, but after him,
I was you and the boss. So I did that
for three and a half years and then I've moved here.
I would say I have moved house over fifty times.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yes, crazy, So you're an old hand at this.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
I find zero stress and moving absolutely none whatsoever.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Okay, yeah, because I'm pretty stressed.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
You're joking now, for example tomorrow, Yes, when the movers
come over with their truck too barely fellers, I'm assuming,
I'm assuming they're moving yellows.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeahah, yeah, Do I help?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
This is This is a tricky one because they come
along and I've had I've had lazy movers come over
go really slowly, and when they do that, then I
do start helping. Okay, because you're paying out, Well, I'm
paying hourly. Let's go man, let's crack it. So I'll
show them the speed and I will say to them,
come on, fellow's got to step it up a bit.
Do you have a big night last night? That sort
of stuff, and oftentimes they have.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I can't tell you the number of times that I
turned up to move house over in Sydney either hangover
or still pise irresponsibly. It's not a job that requires,
you know, total mental acumen, but it does affect the
pace that you work at when you when you're hungover. Yes,
so yes, I do help in that instance. Yeah, but
if they're going good, you just leave them to it.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
You'd slow them down.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Well, this is the thing, you know, like when a
trade he comes home and he's doing stuff, and you,
you know, you want to do stuff as well to
help them out.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
But what you're actually doing is you're slowing them down.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
That's I guess the difference is I know what to
move out there, whereas you will just be getting in
the way.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yes, because I imagine they have a method. Yes, you
pecked this and then this and then this.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yes, were heavy stuff at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Is that there's one of the one of the lawyers
that back, because that's actually in heavy stuff at the back.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Well, oftentimes, like you find jasons, I'll load the boxes first,
I'll create a wall of boxes by the cap of
the truck.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Then they'll put up the beds and then i'll strap
them inn you see, so that the beds will keep
the boxes in place. Then all the furniture will go
in after that. It's like a big ginger sort of
a thing. Yeah, that's what I reckon. Yeah, yeah, but
you're better off just just leaving it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yes, I might maybe go up for a coffee or
something like that.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
I know you've got to be there. Ah, yeah, you
got to be there now.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
My wife will be there.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Well it's good for you to have a couple of
blokes around the house. It'll be nice for her to
see that, you know, up close. But the other thing
that I would say to them is, as soon as
they turn up, offer them a corner cup of tea.
You guys want to water company, you help yourselves or everything.
Maybe beers a little bit later afterwards. The other thing,
Jay says, you've got to tip. Okay, you have to
(29:50):
tip furniture remove us, even if it's only twenty bucks each. Okay,
it's the right thing to do, and make sure that
they know that they can use the toilet. Although where
you did have a guy, I offered that to him.
He didn't come out for thirty minutes, and I think
he fell asleep because he was so hungover.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
He dropped a bomb, he said, he destroyed it.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
You see, you wouldn't be able to move keysy because
you had hate paying a tip.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
What I thought, you're gonna make a joke about me
dropping a bomb. I was not expecting a tipping.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Okay, that's good, all right, that was actually really what
was concerning me.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Well, there's another thing, Jose you haven't thought about. We're
going to get into that next, which is I don't
think you're gonna be able to sleep in the middle
of the Auckland CB. Yeah, oh yeah, got a sleeping simulation.
We're going to run through that next.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
All right, Okay, Man just mantled the bed today as
proud of us our big wooden bastard.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Four poster eight four poster.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, man, can I.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Be the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Aching Velvet Revolver. There on the Radio hod Ache Big Show.
This's Tuesday evening. The time is five twenty.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Hey, Jase, you're moving to the CBD of Auckland tomorrow,
aren't you.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yes, My last night we was talking tonight feels.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Bloody exciting stuff. You've been way out deep in the
westalk and WAPs for a long time. Now I have
here and you're moving to an apartment seriously, like in
the thick of the city.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Yeah, right, dead center in the city. Pretty much it's
a city that never sleeps.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yeah, yeah, the big Apple.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
So one thing I'm not sure you've thought about is sleeping.
You're so far out in the in the white tuckety
ranges there up in the in the ranges. There's no
one around. You've been sleeping like a baby for years, right, yeah, quiet.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
There's just the gentle cool of the owl to wit.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
To woom, exactly to woom. So I need you to
get used to sleeping while there's noise happening, right, Okay,
So Moggie's helped me, and Pugs has as well, and
we've put together a few simulations of what it's going
to be like trying to sleep whilst living in an
apartment in the city.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Okay, yeah, cool.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
So I'm in bed, you're in bed and the lights out,
light spooning my wife.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
In the nude yeah nude, A bit sweeties.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Have a bit ted on? Actually no start okay.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Okay, you're trying to sleep and this is what it
sounds like outside. Right here we go.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
You are to know, man, don't know if she's the
one name?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Oh mate, really, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
She's hot. She is, she's hot. She's hot.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
I just know.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I don't know if it's one, but she'd be a
good one, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
So, yeah, outside, I went just out there on the
street there, Yeah, okay, annoying. I could probably get through that.
I think initially I might be what the yes?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well that's good because that's probably like
a really entry level you know, you'd be you'd be
lucky to.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Get that just two dudes just chatting.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah, in reality, those dudes are both probably going to
be steamed.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Don't go home, man, An, I've got right here, I've
got words some moments broad before.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
But she is what.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
So will you be able to.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well once I stop laughing?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
So czy?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Okay, well that was once again once again that you'll
be lucky?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah okay, wow, jeez, yeah, Okay, it's interesting.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
The reality is the reality is Jace that this next clip,
final clip is probably the most accurate of all of them.
All Right, this is what it's going to sound like.
So prepare to go to sleep while this is happening.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh god, so will you.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Will you be able to sleep through?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
That is my question?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
She had'll be sweet as with that one.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
The Archy Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
She had there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
The time is five to six.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
That's right, Fellers. Hodarkey is gearing up for Minuca Fuel
Symphony Festival. It's happening again March twenty first at the
Auckland Domain. If you and a mate want to go
along as vib guests. That is very important backbone that
comes with flights from anywhere in New Zealand. Thanks to
New Zealand's grab a seat a night at sky City
Hotel and Vio tickets to Symphony Festival. Head to Hodaki
(35:02):
dot co dot in z. Go to the winning page
check your details in there. You've got to be in
it to win it. Okay, down Keyzy Synthony and I've
written it down quite a lot. Symphony Festival March twenty first.
You've got Peaking Duck. You're gonna be their two shaped
chef to Kaylee Bow made you look nice and earlic
the exponents of the Black Seeds plus more. It's massive.
It's awesome, so good man.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Speaking of which, guess what's back after sex?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
What's on the dinner with me?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Si Caezy, that's right, that's my name. Wow, my name
is Chris text Through on three four eight three. What
are you having for dinner? New Zealand three four eight three,
You get yourself a fifty dollars Reburg avoucher.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio hold.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Aky, oh yeah, welcome back here as a backbone. Hope
you're surviving your Tuesday night. You listening to the big joke.
Ball to you bout Reburg.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, pray with the.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Street food freshly made with three.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
For protus.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Your attention to this nut sword. You'll see the reader
bullshit times and good food and it's with your world.
You're dining four total world rebuilding this nut sword videos you.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
See.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I enjoy those ones and it just reminds me of
the twelfth Man back at the day.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
It's very well made, it's very subtle, and the voicing
of it is very very good.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah, totally. I'm just waiting for a fresh one.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
I hadn't played one of those longer Reburgger stings in
a while.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, no, fair enough for me, fair enough?
Speaker 5 (36:45):
What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Tonight.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Wow, this is the interesting thing.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
My wife's got theater tonight, the etor theater, she's got
a whatever they call it.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
So it's up to me really as well.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
The place she's doing that doesn't start for another month
or so, doesn't it. Yeah, so she's already rehearsing.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Is that you're going to get in the rehearsing there
three times a week, been going for two weeks.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
I'm thinking of the dress rehearsal, which is the last
one you do?
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Right? Yeah? Sorry? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Yeah? So what are you having for dinner? I don't know,
maybe some REBIGI yeah, it's going to be takeaways, isn't it.
I can't picture you at home cooking well.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Also the other thing is fellers.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Of course we've packed up all our crap, all our plates,
eat off the floor.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I'm going to have to just get some some stuff,
get reburger, yeah, I will get some reboog.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Going to hey, speaking of food, text us now on
three four eight three, what's on the dinner at your place?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And we'll get into that next.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
That's right, every text on three four eight three with
what's for tea in the drawer for a fifty dollars
Reburger voucher.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radiod.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I got in there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show.
But right now it's time for Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Hey guys. Text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Watch on the Tee with Me Dinner.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, what's on the tea with Me dinner? Which makes
zero sense. It's a segment where you text through on
three four o three what you're having for dinner. We
read it out and then Jason Mike sort of like
say stuff about its lyrical Yeah, yeah, yeah, a check
this one out there. This from Rob huh, Rob Pennie
(38:43):
Penny Penny, coach of the Crusaders, coach of the Crusaders. Yeah,
it's actually Rob Schneider. Good a fella's beef rending tonight.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
The poor bugger because of course his wife's just divorced him.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, said really yeah, But having said that, I love
a good beef rending ren dangle chair.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Beef ren dang if anyone has never had that before. Yeah,
Malaysian dish.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Last year, I think it was last year of the
year before it was voted international best International dish.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Really it is delicious because I don't usually go your beef,
but I'll go a beef rending.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
I'll go Look, I'll be honest with you, I'll never
go a beef ordering takeaways, yes, because I just cannot
risk in a mouthful of fat, you know what I mean? Yeah, foul,
but homemade. Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Well. It's interesting because you know a luxA. My favorite
luxA is with the slow cooked beef brisket, sure pull
slow pulled beef whatever. It's like, it's it's amazing, and
you just pull the fat off them.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah, I guess I don't like the fat.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I sucked the fat.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
You chew the fat. It's good stuff. Fellas, get a
get a keyzy Tony here, Tony Tony, Tony has done
it again.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Song Tony Keesy CAZy Tony Pepperoni. It's Tony soprano. Oh,
get azy tonight. We're having a bit of chicken chazire
chess chicken.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
What's that? It's a French dish, right c h A
s e U R e risk, very very popular dish
in the nineteen eighties that you'll find that in the
Allison Holst Microwave Cookbook. A bit of a hot pot,
sort of a number if I remember correctly, Jason, it's
personally served with a bit of mesh spad, a couple
(40:32):
of veggies and stuff like.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Quite rich too.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
When you say chicken chessieur, that's not the box of
wine that you can get, which is a chess here
as well.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Really, yeah, there's a chestieu or wine.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
There might be a box of wine and a roast
chuck from the super.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
It's a French dish known in front as pure consists
of fried chicken served hot with the sauce there which
is based with a mushroom onion and or shalotts tomatoes
and wine.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Wow, here you go.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
That sounds good.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yes, I'd go that right now.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
A chicken cha tonight?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Good? A fellows Ashley here, Rick Astley, oh Rick Astley,
a fellas Rick Astley here. I'm having two hundred fish
for dinner in the form of a white bait fredder.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I still don't you know, I still don't get the
white bait.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
You love your seafood. It's very bland that I that
I've had.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't get me aroused.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
What about this one here?
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Fails from Sean plunket, Sean Michaels, Yeah, yeah, Johnson.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah, Sewn Michaels from the W We get a fellas.
My wife is making Mexican beef flaps, crispy taco shell
stuffed full of the best mince meat money can buy,
generous helping of sour cream, delicious, real mouthful of chairs.
Speaker 8 (42:14):
What was this?
Speaker 5 (42:15):
What was the top of the Mexican b flaps?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ak.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening,
now fairt was do.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
You remember the music jury?
Speaker 8 (42:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
It was basically an opportunity for all our listeners to
have their say on the music that we play here
on Radio HODARKI. And there's been a bit of a
change this year, it feels like to me and I think,
you know, we've opened up our ears to what the
punters are saying about the music on Radio Hodaki and
what they want to hear one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
For example, Gorillas Clinice would haven't heard that song on
Hodaky for a week while No. Yeah, so they are
listening and we are changing things. Mogi, are you enjoying
the chant?
Speaker 6 (42:55):
I'm absolutely loving the chunes. I've been saying that to you,
Kezy since since New Year. That's right, you call you
listen to these tunes?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Man.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
And I was actually on holiday in the corimandl time.
I was actually at a concert. Yeah, and I was like,
I don't really know, I'm not listening.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
To tune it on.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
He made me go to my car and hop in
the car and listen to hold out for like two hours.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
We're listening to you bang on. I wish we were
playing some tunes. That's the other thing too that you
can do actually is talk about the hosts.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Oh you say I hate old HODJ. Yes, that's whatever.
Speaker 8 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
The best way to do that is to text us
on three four eight three and tell us what you
tell us how much hate Hoidy J. That's the bit
like if we're being honest here J.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Well, I mean that's the most direct way of doing it.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
I mean I can't do anything about it, no, and
the higher routes won't here, but just so we know
that you hate us.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
That way, it's a direct line. Hoidy J will be
across it and he will know.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
You know, maybe we should start doing big poles and
it should just be keyser years or no. Yeah, that'll
get help.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
If you are keen to have your say on our music, though,
text the word music to three four eight three, Take part.
It takes about five minutes. You listen to snippets of
songs and then they go, yeah, how much do you
like this song? Out of one hundred you just you know,
sort of move the slider there, think you could do it?
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Out of ten? Oh guess so you can see one
hundred or five buzzies. Why don't they do the scale?
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Yeah, ten buzzies probably, I don't know. Five buzzies are enough? No, true, Yeah,
you're right, there are five buzzies enough.
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Jace. Well, if it's going to be a busy scale,
then they should stick to one hundred one hundred buzies.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, out of one hundred buzzies.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
So yeah, text music to three four eight three. Have
your said the music we play, and you could win
a yetty cooler worth three hundred and fifty bucks just
for helping wow Yitty cooler and for tweaking the music
on your favorite radio station.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
The Hoarky Big Show was jas Mike and Kyzy Tune.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
In four on radio.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Could there on the radio hod Lucky Big Show, there's
cheesday evening feelers.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Recently I went and visited my cousin. Yes, okay, and
he's married, Okay, a couple of kids. They met over
seas in the Middle East. And she's she's American, Okay,
from America.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Where's he is he from living?
Speaker 6 (45:17):
No, he's from well Auckland by way of the Hawks,
by et cetera, et cetera. But he's a scientist. Oh wow,
doctor Mogi, doctor Mogie. So everyone's very proud of him. Yes, anyway,
I hadn't seen them for a while. When when and
went and visited them, And you know, a classic older
(45:39):
I'm a hug guy. If I haven't seen somebody for
a long time, I like a hug.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Do you see My instinct is always just handshaken.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Wait if they go for the family, do you know
what I mean? So I go for ag I'll be honest.
He's never liked that, Yes, he's never liked it, but
I still do it. And while'm hugging him on again.
He doesn't like this. He's very careful to keep his
head away.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
Right from your Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
I think he thinks he thinks I'm going to kiss
him or something. I don't know what he thinks.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
What you mean? Now his wife?
Speaker 6 (46:08):
Now there, I go for the hag and I go
for the kiss on the cheek. I don't need to
get any cheek necessarily near the cheek.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Cheek on cheek, yeah, taking.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
The noise in her ear? Now what happened? Was I
going for the hag? She's on board with the hag. Great,
she's on board. She's on board, she's keen, she's climberboard.
Now then I go to kiss the cheek, but she
moves her head in the opposite direction to my head
(46:40):
and where my lips are coming from. Right, So she's
not into it. But I've committed. I've committed to the kiss.
She keeps on moving her head away, Yes, she keeps
moving it away. This all happens in the you know
blink of an eye, Yeah right, yes, and is turning
the head away already like squirming out of your not squirming,
(47:02):
just sort of like no and sort of ready to
get on with your life after the post hug. But
I end up kissing don't say, her neck, but the
hair is covering her neck, so I end up getting
her hair in my mouth and I'm kissing her neck.
Now obviously she and I both know what's just happened. Yes,
(47:24):
and it's a disgrace. Yeah, it's a black mark on
our family name. She'll never be lived down. Yeah what
what what are the rules when it comes to this
sort of thing? Do you just sort of stand back
and just now from now on, I just have to
wave at her from across the room like, Hey.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
It is a, in fairness, a very precarious thing, because
it is you're assuming that the person's doing the same
thing you're doing. And like you say, she was obviously
in for the hug, but she wasn't prepared for the
cast no, and so she had already pulled out.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
Yeah, but she's a woman of a certain age, right,
she should be prepared for a kiss to come from family. Yeah,
trying to kiss her on the mouth, yes, just besides yes,
now I should have pulled out. But it was one
of those things where, yeah, she was doing much she
was doing, and I was doing what I was. You
were committed, that's right, yes, Yeah, what did her hair
smell like? I don't remember, man, I wasn't breathing in Yeah,
(48:20):
that's one of those things. Have you noticed it? You
can't smell anything when your tongue's hanging out.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Well there you go. Your ma said's a big show,
done in dusted Juesday night, all over and done with
the Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
It still amazes me that whenever I talk about the
podcast outro, I can never remember and it's only three
hours ago we did it.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
What the hell we were talking about?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
This clip here of today's one, which comes out at
seven thirty is bad here day?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
He got given really hard it looks lines and then
went out for lunch with his mates and just got roasted.
They've never forgot it was years ago, yes, and they
continue to drag them for it.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
It's funny how.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
I want to be perfect looking, but it's.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Amazing how you do sit there and just go, oh jit, what.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Decades before I spoke up?
Speaker 5 (49:28):
And then they're like does it look good?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Like?
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Then they show you the back and.
Speaker 6 (49:30):
You like call the.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah that was haircut Chap.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
The haircut special. Yes, search Holucky Big Show. Ever get
your podcast from if you want to hear more big show, A.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Right good stuffsy Hey Magie, what are you up to tonight?
Speaker 6 (49:47):
Well, I'll be walking home. Yes, we'll go home of
an evening. Feelers there and the missus and old Grima
Sue there. They've gone onto this TV show. They kicked
me out of the lounge last night. They still watching it.
I didn't watch the first few epps, so they've got
a season and a half lift on the show. Mag
He's got to go to his bed. It's bullshit. You're
going you been sent to your room pretty much. It's bulls.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
That's it. It's great.
Speaker 6 (50:11):
Uh, it's on Apple TV and it's about a wine
tasting human being. Can't remember. Yeah, but it's that's not
what it's called. I don't know what it's called. It's
I don't know. I don't know. I'll end up watching
it eventually. Why they kicked him out, it's rough. That's
real house there.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
That's not good enough, Keezy, Are you having for tea
man tonight?
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Man?
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Fornight? We're having a larb oh yes, with porkmants? Who
lab with porkmants and cabbage lab raw? I don't know, Yeah, well, yeah,
I don't hope.
Speaker 6 (50:51):
You don't want raw porkmants because that's not good. It's
not good at all.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
But we're having that apparently, and then we're going to
do a jigsaw puzzle.
Speaker 6 (50:59):
That not be true. That is true.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
What do you mean it not be true? We're doing
jigsaw puzzles at the moment.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
Can you bring in a photo of the jigsaw puzzle?
How was it?
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Ten pieces a thousand?
Speaker 6 (51:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Can my wife come over to your place? She'd love that.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
Sure, she does most nights.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Anyway, you get out, keesus are going into your messrs.
Do you hear that
The hose I keep big show show thanks to crave
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome this big.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Show, really, Jason Hoich might not? And oh give your
mad boss.
Speaker 4 (00:18):
It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It
is the third of February twenty twenty six. And you,
my friends, as always listening to the big show brought
you by.
Speaker 5 (00:27):
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will change the game.
Speaker 6 (00:35):
Get a Moggi Stallion house. Life going pretty grassy and
mad Dog your six son of a bait. Geez moist,
she's moist fellas those moist is yesterday, but still pretty
pretty moist. Does it still feel a bit weird to
your cheesy man?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Not?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Today? Yesterday was very weird in terms of the humidity.
I assume that's what you're talking about, I am, But
now today's today's is cold? Is it cold? It's cold?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Well, that might be kesy because you've got a sweat
new hairdoo. You so hearing today, so maybe you're just
feeling the chill a little bit more. And can I
say it's a very smart I was going to say smart,
very sensible haircut.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yes, thank you, that's what I was going for. Smart
and sensible.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yeah it's good. And you and hoidyes, but are wearing
pretty much matching shirts?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
No, not well, this is what I was saying, Bogi.
I was saying this last week.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Seriously, I feel like Keysy's beginning to copy my smart
he wants he's got the same here do now he's
wearing the same kind of shirt.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
I feel like it's doing Hoidy J's beautiful brand new
emerald shirt and disservice by saying my tatty old green
shirt is similar.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Well, obviously you aspire to be as cool airs, but
I'm just saying that's starting to be some similarities.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
I can Curgan, I do not, Jase, how are you
going today?
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Man?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Your good? Thanks? Keezy?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
Do you go me? Hew? Good's there?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Why do you ask?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Because we're doing a radio show.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
I don't know?
Speaker 5 (02:04):
Yo gee though, Yeah, no, I'm fine.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Thanks.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
We seem a bit of an annoying move.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
He's got his arms folded over there. He just seems
a bit defensive, doesn't it he is?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I see him in an annoying You've.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Been very annoying since you got here, have I Yes,
you've been dissing Chips and the chips and then we're
trying to film a video only keeps wandering off. What's
that about?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Classic?
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I thought we'd finished that.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
You did not?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
You did not. Anyway, I'm excited for the show. Wonder
what's coming up? What's happening on the big show with
old moments?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Another absolutely monstrous day there, Fellas. We've got some stolen
car news. The biggest, the most popular stolen cars in
the country have been announced and we'll be going through
that list top to bottom as we do every single year.
It's exciting times to be alive, Jason. Mate, you're moving
into the city. I am in the city tomorrow morning.
(03:01):
It's all happening. Yeah, there's plenty to talk about around
that man, all sorts of stuff to visit.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
Kezy.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
We're also going to have a little bit of a
young to you about the fact that you're going to
be talking to some broadcasting students. You jumped in the
chat today and apparently you're talking to some students, so
I really want to get to the bottom of what
you're talking to them about.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Well, yes, it's going to be about, like you know,
how I made it thus far and broadcasting and the
tricks of the trade.
Speaker 6 (03:29):
And I thought you were saying that you've done a
keynote speech and you've got it already to go as
a PowerPoint, and it's the main title page, says Kezy,
the story thus far, that thus far exactly, because my
story is only just beginning. Mogie.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, well you know, zm's just over there, Kezy. One day,
Roger fits one.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
Day, fingers crossed man, I cannot cannot come quick enough.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
In the meantime, here's a bit of oasis.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Is andd Coldplay there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
that Tuesday afternoon. The time is full fourteen. They've got
some breaking news.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
This is breaking news. Is it a new thing? I
don't like it, but we can try it. Sure, hey, fellers,
breaking news. The government today confirmed they're going to be
changing the sort of structure of the driver's license issuing system. Yes, okay,
(04:37):
so you no longer have to set a practical test
to get your full driver's license. Wow, so you do
your learners, You're then twelve months.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Learners is a written exam keys.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Your learners is a multi choice exam. Yes you then wait,
I believe it is twelve months. If you're under twenty five, right,
twelve months. You can shorten that down. I think if
you, you know, do an extra test or something, then you
get your restricted. However, if you've had your restricted for
a wee while there, you just go and get your
You go get your full So there's no practical that's
(05:10):
coming in next year. I started the year next year.
But it does raise the question, HOI j Yes, you've
had your restricted license for about a thousand years.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, yeah, I've got a full license now.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Man, No you haven't because you have to apply for it.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Well yeah, see, but I mean I don't have to
do it practical.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Does that mean you will go and get your full license?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Probably not.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
I seriously, I one hundred percent agree with you. This
is what's very frustrating about Jason. He could now it's
never been easier to go and get his full license.
You're currently not allowed to drive after ten.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
I don't even if they came round to his house
yes and handed it, he wouldn't get off the couch
to answer the door.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
No, No, you're right. The only way is if the
form was at the bottom of a bag of chips. Yes,
and his hand was in there.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Now you're talking, yes, now you're talking.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
It is interesting, isn't it. So you can be a
driver on is this what we're saying? You can be
a driver on New Zealand roads having never been behind
the wheel of a car.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Restricted, you do a practical So there is a practical.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, practical, that's not a second practice.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
Yeah, great, okay, cool, so restricted you do that?
Speaker 8 (06:16):
Great? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
My youngest just recently got her license, much to my disgust,
you know, and dismay, dismay and disgust, and because there's
this theory going around that they never let you pass
on your first one right off late, that they always
kind of failed you on the first one and then
the second or third you'll get it.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
And she nailed it the first time, and I was felthy.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Great, So you know you're your youngest. Yes, she's got
the same licenses she does.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
And she tells me that every day, particularly when she
wants to borrow the car.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
One hundred percent you don't have a lead to stand.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Up And she goes, well, you know, I've got the
same license as you. What are you talking about that's true,
and so I go my car.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Such a dead answer.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Yeah, so why did you become a father? You see that?
You see how all those dead rules hold such merits.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
They do hold them a.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Completely different angle.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Water in the tap. I don't want water, I want
something or like, there's a have some fruit or something.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Have a banana man?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Yeah, go to the fruit bowls and other great parental
sort of tap.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
But seriously, though, Jason, a year's time you're be able
to just sign up and get a full license.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Yes, you're not going to do a year's time? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
What are you banging on.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
About saying you've got a year to just sort of
get your together, get your ass sorted.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
I've got a lot going on.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
I'll see what happens, all right, there's a lot of
water to go under the bridge.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So a year is a long time.
Speaker 5 (07:46):
It certainly is. What if your daughter gets her full
she's officially better qualified than you to drive and you
and if you want to go out after ten pm,
she'll have to go with you. Three four eight three?
What do you think New Zealand's good? Real change or silly?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
Yeah, let's see see how people feel about this. I'll
be interested tonight here's she.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
The Hurichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days and four on Radio Darkey.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Symbol of the Dog.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
There on the Radio Darkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time as twenty six minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Now hot on the.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Heels of Kezy story yesterday about when he was in
Reburger over the weekend there flirting and he said there
were two smoking hot babes that I.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Was not flirting.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
And Reburg came up to.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
When Lulu Lemon outfits and he went into great detail
about the Lulu Lemon break it. It is very much
in context Keezy end. And then they started chatting to
him and he was like, here we go. But anyway,
I went to my local sushi shop today. Now, before
(09:01):
I get into the story, I want to tell you
a little bit about the sushi shop.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
It's I can't remember what it's called, but the woman
that runs the.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Place makes the best sushi.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
What in the world, well, not in the world, but
it's out near your house.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
It's out in Glen Eden.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
So you're telling me the best sushi in the world
is in West Ork.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I know who would guess it, but no, she seriously
does make amazing sushi. But old Barbara, Yeah, Barb, we've
got this weird thing going on. I told you about
a little altercation we had a little while back.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
No, nothing to do with buzzies, Maugie.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
I say that, I'd know. He didn't even say anything.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
Were and I was.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
I was getting one of the pieces of sushi, and
she had to go at me, no, no, no, don't
you got to go from that one. And I said,
I don't want that one. I want this one. And
they were the same kind, but in different roads.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
I don't remember that, and she.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Was really full on about it, and I went, okay.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Fine, and I was so pissed off about it.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I mean, I'm not coming back there again. But then
I was like, God, she makes really good sushi.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So I went back. And every time I go in there,
she gives me the evil eye.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
But anyway, is this a strange encounter.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
The strange encounter is about to happen, right, Okay? So
I went into the sushi shop, and lo and behold
there was a chance quite an attractive young lady there
getting her sushi. And and so I was standing next
to here you know, getting my sushi. She was just
(10:34):
she was wearing just like office sort of gear, to
be honest, office gear, office, you know, like she worked
as a secret tree or something.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Why a secretary, Well, I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Not a CEO or a partner.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
She could be a CEO of her own business.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
That's very generous of you.
Speaker 5 (10:53):
Geez's patronizing anyway, she said to me.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
She looked at me and she went, oh, witty Jay,
And I went hello, and Keasy's story was running through
my mind.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
Again here we go.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
But I swear to god, she said to me, my
boyfriend is absolutely obsessed with your show. I don't really
like listening to it, but he's obsessed with it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I've heard that sentence a million two, so have I.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And I said to her, to be honest with you,
that's pretty standard.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
There's not a beautiful woman i've met that likes what we.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Do, including my wife.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
So I said to her, well, yeah, that's pretty standard.
And then she said, and I kid you not. She said,
Mike Minogue's pretty hot though, And before I even thought
about it, I went, you're telling.
Speaker 5 (11:51):
Me and it just came out and you forgot you
in on the show.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
Forgot.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
It just autamentally came out and then she just she
looked at me like really weirdly.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
And then she said, see, this is what I.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
But then it was just like we were both standing
there and I was like, oh, do I own this?
Speaker 3 (12:16):
What do I do with that? And do I?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
But we didn't say anything after that, and it was
another minute, minute and a half of us getting our
sushi and stuff of this really awkward silence, and then
she sort of gave me a little smile and walked.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Out, and I was like, oh god, gross.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
I wanted to say, now, you know clearly that's jokes,
that's jokes, But she.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Obviously thought I was being serious because I was so
vehement about it. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
It just came in here telling me, there you go
make you've got a fan?
Speaker 6 (12:50):
Well I had one?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
The whole Key Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
In four.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Green Day there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Before we get to the phone call here, Keezy,
you and Pads are right, there's a lot of tension
and anks going.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
On between you two at the moment.
Speaker 8 (13:11):
Six.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Well, I don't know it might be sex. You're you're
just giving each other a lot of jip.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
No, it's just doing what mates do. I guess you
wouldn't understand.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Jeez, hey, I think we played the Reburgers thing in
that song, didn't we?
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Did we?
Speaker 6 (13:33):
Yuma?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
We did play the reburgest thing. A reminder, if you
hear this yum during a song at any time, call
us eight hundred hodarky, you should get yourself a fifty
dollars reburg about it?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
How good man, let's go to the phone lines. Good ay,
tell me you are mad bastard. I was like, oh, Dave, Dave,
you're mad bastard.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
How's life?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeah? Good mate? Good hairs you yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Thing this man?
Speaker 6 (14:00):
How's the Nike today?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
Dave?
Speaker 7 (14:02):
Far mate? It's a misery gap.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Sounds great?
Speaker 7 (14:10):
Haw.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Hasn't we been over the summer? Big dog? It's normally
a bit variable in the nickie. What's a man with that?
Speaker 7 (14:17):
We've paid some hot days and now we're getting a
bit of raugh. Hey, the whole country's head, so it's.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
All good, yeah, brother, good on you mate.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Hey, Dave, just quickly, man, what do you do for
a crust?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:29):
My duty, old mechanic.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Wrong with that backbone?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Body, backbone?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Hey Dave, man, what's for dinner.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
At the moment? It's a fishing trip.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Nothing wrong with that, mate, nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
What's he going to order? Dave?
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Sorry, what are you going to order?
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (14:50):
Just bloody and dating power pridders. I'm a love of
power pridder.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
It's easy to get wrong though, man, easy to get
wrong of power. Frida.
Speaker 8 (15:01):
It is.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
It is like and I stuffed that before, Magie.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Yeah, it happens. Mate. What you're sort of find at
your local fish and chip shop as they sort of
fillowed out with a lot of cramp and there's not
a lot of power in them.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Look, I'm pretty sure they see yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of swow.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
There's some shocking bastardly.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
Hey Dave, good power for to chet the man. How
often do you floss? Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, that's the one man.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, backbone, Oh Dave the mechanical with his breath wreaking
a power.
Speaker 6 (15:42):
Now we're talking, Hell.
Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, Dave. What color are your undies?
Speaker 7 (15:45):
Men? Black with truer bro on the.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, Dave. One last question before I
give you that fifty dollar really big about you what's
your deepest fear.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Not winning your reburger ben?
Speaker 5 (16:05):
Yeah, all right, we'll pop you on hold man, But
congrats you got there, Voucher.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
All right, stay.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Just speaking of Undy's fellas, I'm wearing my Cookie Time undies.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh you're going to have Yeah, they had.
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Some freebies there, but you're comfortable, actually, are they?
Speaker 6 (16:21):
And the first time you've had new andies in a
couple of decades And that'd be right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
About twenty five years, Maggie, really and you went for
the cookie under Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
And they're pink and orange and bright.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
Really, she was like hello, but she was talking to
some other dude at the phone, Yeah, the phone.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
In on radio Toom Pitty and the Heartbreakers there on
the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
The time is four forty nine.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I just just want to clear something up really quick.
Prior to those two excellent songs there, we had Dave
from Tartanuki call through a lot of people texting on
three four right three, asking if that was actually DearS
Dal Giddy, our farming correspondent. Yes, because he did sort
of sound like him. No, it wasn't. That was Dave
from Tartanaki. It was does sound very similar to Dearsdal
(17:11):
Giddy though, I get it he does.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
What's on the Telly with Mike Lenogue.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6 (17:24):
I have been watching a show called Sunny Night. It's
on TV and Z Plus. The series follows siblings Martin
and Vicky Marvin, an American brother sister sister duo who
relocated to Sydney hoping to establish a spray tan business.
Speaker 5 (17:40):
I've seen the thumbnail for this.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Yeah, they find themselves entangled with all the wrong people,
trying to stay alive, out of jail and in the black. Wow,
doesn't that sound good? It's got a It's got will
Forte in it, who played mcgruber.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
That's right.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yes, he's very very funny man. He was on Saturday
Night Live for many many years. Jason. He's a very
very funny guy. But also it has Rachel House in
New Zealand, a great, great actor, one of our actor
and Willie Mason, big Willy Mason, Big Willy Mason, the
former Bulldogs player, Rada League commentator, etc. He plays a
(18:15):
henchman and I'm prepared to say that he is the
best thing in the show.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Because he would be a good henchman.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
He is a very good actor. He does a very
very good job. The show is not good. It's fine,
but it's just not doesn't really hit the heights that
you want it to yet. Yes, I got about three
or so episodes into. I've kind of checked out on it,
to be completely honest, but I do want to keep
on going just to see how Big Willy taken along
(18:43):
with it. He could, he could really make a move
into the actor. I think you should watch a couple
of episodes because I've been I'm surprised that he was
cast in the first instance, and then you're watching it like, geez,
he's all good.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
So I mean, Big Willy. I'm not really a fan
of his punditry on the NRL. I think the two
meat heead springs to my Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
He shows a deeper emotional, deeper access to his emotions,
and I would have thought possible well based on his
public persona.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Because when you say, oh, he's a henchman, I'm like, okay, cool.
He's in a few scenes where he's just standing there
looking tough, being a footy player.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
He is a key player. He's a former footy player
who can no longer play, and he's now having to
resort to a life of crime, which is not particularly
happy about. Yeah, and he's got some sort of some
mental issues that he's trying to work out. Actually, he's
actually really good.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
And what's it called again, It's called Sunny Nights.
Speaker 6 (19:32):
It's on TV and Z plus two and a half busies,
a possible five busies.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
I started watching last night fellas Nights of the Seven.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Kingdoms, Knights of the Seven Kingdoms.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
Nights of the Seven Kingdoms or is it a night
no Nights of the Seven Kingdoms. I'm not sure, but anyway,
it's an off shoot, as they say, a Game of Thrones.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Yes, that's called a Night of the Seven Kingdoms.
Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well, I've got Nights of the Seven Kingdoms on my
one be my phone.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Any who, Whenever you associate yourself in any way with
Game of Thrones, you're doing yourself.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
A huge disservice.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Expectations expectations just go skyrocketing and people go, oh, this.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Is crack, or you get a lot of viewers.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
You'll get a lot of viewers. Ever since House of
the Dragons, which I was massively lit down by it.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
I didn't like that.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I'm now just like I'm not interested in anything unless
it's Game of Thrones because I just know it won't live.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Up to it.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
The story very quickly, a century before the event of
Game of Thrones, two unlikely heroes wonder with with theros
And an adaptation of George RR. Martin's novella The Hedge
Night a young and navy but courageous night so Dunk
and the Tall and has Domini face a series of
dangerous exploits. What I will say is the kid that
(20:48):
plays Egg is fantastically good.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
I watched the first episode and went off, for God's sake,
this is crap. I hate it. Really, this is not good.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
It was in There was a few scenes that were
are pretty over the top of him excreeting and stuff
like that where they are trying to.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Be they were being edgy because Game of Thrones, but
it was just unnecessary.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Then I watched the I went, Okay, I'll give it
another episode because I like their genre. And actually the
second episode was a lot better.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
I don't think it's showing its first yeah, I think so.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
And actually I really started to enjoy it, and I
think it has real potential, real potential.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
I'm excited about it. I think there's three ypsy out
so far. Yes, I think so, at least Mondays.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
So just just be aware of your expectations, put them
to the side, and view it for its own self.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Okay, I'm going to wait for you to watch the
whole season, and yes, the season is good, then I
will watch it. Okay, A Night of the Seven Kingdoms?
How many busies out.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Of five at this point, I'll give it three point
two busies.
Speaker 6 (21:55):
That's not bad.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
For pretty good, that's not bad. Jays not bad.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Here's the Black Keys.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
The Hiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Welcome back to your massive Bagbones. Hope your Tuesday is
going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Reburg.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Gear Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options are available. Reburg
Year of Redefining the Norm.
Speaker 6 (22:32):
Jase, you was saying off here that it's about Tom.
We got some new ones of those because you're over them.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Yeah, Well, it's been a while.
Speaker 4 (22:37):
I feel like since Pugs has created a new one.
I feel like he's just gone off the boil a
little bit, you know what I mean. He's just like
you know when you're no, come on, no, no nothing.
Speaker 7 (22:51):
Man.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Are you saying that Pugs doesn't care about the show anymore?
Or has he lost fors for the making stings?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
A little bit of both, but you know what I mean,
It's like, why am I, you know, putting all my
hard yards into making these fantastic reburg Us things and
he's just gone, Oh, just the fellows won't notice.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
I notice. I notice. Man.
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Look I was just grateful to have them in the
first place, right, yeah, yeah, ye hundred percent.
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Well, there was a really great one that came out
the back of New Years. I was devastated that we
only got to hear that once. Yes, it was a
really really.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Good one, like a New Year's resolution.
Speaker 6 (23:27):
It was like a New Year. I don't know, I
can't remember what year it was. It was a New
Year's resolutionary sort of song.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
It's very very good, and I'm.
Speaker 6 (23:33):
Now I have to wait till next year for that.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Got a bit of a bone to pick with you
two on that front, actually, Keezy, actually, have.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You got a bone to pick.
Speaker 6 (23:40):
Yes, I got a bone to bit.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I mean you're controlling the buttons there, and you just
keep playing all the really short ones all the time.
I like the elongated, chatty ones. You just played that, Yeah,
not the really involved I don't know what's.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
Happened, man, I don't know just because there's no fresh ones.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yeah, no fear enough for me.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
If it's a fresh one, I'll play it. But if not,
we'll just stick to the nice, clean cut ones and
knock it bogged down and sort of sting Edmond.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Yeah that's what I was thinking. Yeah, yeah, we don't
want to get bogged down on sting Edmond.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
Sorry, I just sorry that just went off accidentally.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yeah, I was trying.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
I was trying to play the next song.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
Yeah, okay, so I want to throw to the next song.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Chase a bit of a whole. Seriously, just some something
is wrong with this thing. I don't know what pugs,
something's wrong with the buttons.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Call the guy?
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Can you ring the guy?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
The Hiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Tune in.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
News there on the radio.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Holdankey Big show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is fifteen
minutes past five o'clock and feels it's a big day
for old hoodie Jay.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
My last night in west Auckland, sleeping out there in
the wild, wild West Fells. And as you know, I'm
I'm moving into the city.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Tomorrow, peg in the city.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
And I'll be honest with you, I woke up at
about five thirteen this morning covered in the very no,
not covered.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
In that movie, the sweat. Yes, genuinely, I was sweating
like a bastard.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
He swimming like a pig.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
And I was lying there in the bed, fretting, fretting, fretting,
And I turned over to my wife.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
And she was already awake.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
What was she doing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Just lying there? And I said, how long have you
been awake?
Speaker 4 (25:46):
And she went on, it's about four ye just fretting,
And I've got to met was she sweating?
Speaker 3 (25:52):
She was sweating.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
It's been twenty six years since I've moved, and I've
got to say, this move is probing all of my anxieties.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
I'm on the.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
Edge constantly of a complete panic attack.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
And so I'm following along.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
With that kind of idea of what's the saying keep
calm and carry on because there's no good as it
fellas if HOTYJ loses his shit and starts, you know,
having a hissy fit you, I.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
Think jas, Actually, you making this big change in your
life is something maybe you wouldn't have done ten years ago.
You would have gone, No, too much stress. I'm just
going to stay where I am. Yes, and now you're
you've taken and you're all grown up.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
It's time to go, fellas, time to go. It's time
to move.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
On, you know. And my wife and I in the
last week we've been it's all under control.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
And then we got up this morning and we both
had the same thought, was this isn't under control by
any means. We're way out of our depth here. We
haven't organized this properly at all. The movers are coming
over tomorrow, Mogi and I need to know some stuff removing,
because you've moved around a bit, and you were a
movie yourself for a while.
Speaker 6 (27:02):
I was too. I see at a furniture removal's company.
When I say company, it was me and the guy
that owned the truck, and I was too, I see
because there was only two of us, Yes, but after him,
I was you and the boss. So I did that
for three and a half years and then I've moved here.
I would say I have moved house over fifty times.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Yes, crazy, So you're an old hand at this.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (27:26):
I find zero stress and moving absolutely none whatsoever.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
Okay, yeah, because I'm pretty stressed.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
You're joking now, for example tomorrow, Yes, when the movers
come over with their truck too barely fellers, I'm assuming,
I'm assuming they're moving yellows.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeahah, yeah, Do I help?
Speaker 6 (27:47):
This is This is a tricky one because they come
along and I've had I've had lazy movers come over
go really slowly, and when they do that, then I
do start helping. Okay, because you're paying out, Well, I'm
paying hourly. Let's go man, let's crack it. So I'll
show them the speed and I will say to them,
come on, fellow's got to step it up a bit.
Do you have a big night last night? That sort
of stuff, and oftentimes they have.
Speaker 8 (28:09):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
I can't tell you the number of times that I
turned up to move house over in Sydney either hangover
or still pise irresponsibly. It's not a job that requires,
you know, total mental acumen, but it does affect the
pace that you work at when you when you're hungover. Yes,
so yes, I do help in that instance. Yeah, but
if they're going good, you just leave them to it.
Speaker 5 (28:32):
You'd slow them down.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Well, this is the thing, you know, like when a
trade he comes home and he's doing stuff, and you,
you know, you want to do stuff as well to
help them out.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
But what you're actually doing is you're slowing them down.
Speaker 6 (28:42):
That's I guess the difference is I know what to
move out there, whereas you will just be getting in
the way.
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yes, because I imagine they have a method. Yes, you
pecked this and then this and then this.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yes, were heavy stuff at the bottom.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Is that there's one of the one of the lawyers
that back, because that's actually in heavy stuff at the back.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
Well, oftentimes, like you find jasons, I'll load the boxes first,
I'll create a wall of boxes by the cap of
the truck.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Then they'll put up the beds and then i'll strap
them inn you see, so that the beds will keep
the boxes in place. Then all the furniture will go
in after that. It's like a big ginger sort of
a thing. Yeah, that's what I reckon. Yeah, yeah, but
you're better off just just leaving it.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Yes, I might maybe go up for a coffee or
something like that.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
I know you've got to be there. Ah, yeah, you
got to be there now.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
My wife will be there.
Speaker 7 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (29:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
Well it's good for you to have a couple of
blokes around the house. It'll be nice for her to
see that, you know, up close. But the other thing
that I would say to them is, as soon as
they turn up, offer them a corner cup of tea.
You guys want to water company, you help yourselves or everything.
Maybe beers a little bit later afterwards. The other thing,
Jay says, you've got to tip. Okay, you have to
(29:50):
tip furniture remove us, even if it's only twenty bucks each. Okay,
it's the right thing to do, and make sure that
they know that they can use the toilet. Although where
you did have a guy, I offered that to him.
He didn't come out for thirty minutes, and I think
he fell asleep because he was so hungover.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
He dropped a bomb, he said, he destroyed it.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
You see, you wouldn't be able to move keysy because
you had hate paying a tip.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
What I thought, you're gonna make a joke about me
dropping a bomb. I was not expecting a tipping.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Okay, that's good, all right, that was actually really what
was concerning me.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
Well, there's another thing, Jose you haven't thought about. We're
going to get into that next, which is I don't
think you're gonna be able to sleep in the middle
of the Auckland CB. Yeah, oh yeah, got a sleeping simulation.
We're going to run through that next.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
All right, Okay, Man just mantled the bed today as
proud of us our big wooden bastard.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Four poster eight four poster.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, man, can I.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Be the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Aching Velvet Revolver. There on the Radio hod Ache Big Show.
This's Tuesday evening. The time is five twenty.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Hey, Jase, you're moving to the CBD of Auckland tomorrow,
aren't you.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yes, My last night we was talking tonight feels.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Bloody exciting stuff. You've been way out deep in the
westalk and WAPs for a long time. Now I have
here and you're moving to an apartment seriously, like in
the thick of the city.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Yeah, right, dead center in the city. Pretty much it's
a city that never sleeps.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yeah, yeah, the big Apple.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
So one thing I'm not sure you've thought about is sleeping.
You're so far out in the in the white tuckety
ranges there up in the in the ranges. There's no
one around. You've been sleeping like a baby for years, right, yeah, quiet.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
There's just the gentle cool of the owl to wit.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
To woom, exactly to woom. So I need you to
get used to sleeping while there's noise happening, right, Okay,
So Moggie's helped me, and Pugs has as well, and
we've put together a few simulations of what it's going
to be like trying to sleep whilst living in an
apartment in the city.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Okay, yeah, cool.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
So I'm in bed, you're in bed and the lights out,
light spooning my wife.
Speaker 5 (31:57):
In the nude yeah nude, A bit sweeties.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Have a bit ted on? Actually no start okay.
Speaker 5 (32:04):
Okay, you're trying to sleep and this is what it
sounds like outside. Right here we go.
Speaker 6 (32:09):
You are to know, man, don't know if she's the
one name?
Speaker 5 (32:12):
Oh mate, really, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 6 (32:14):
She's hot. She is, she's hot. She's hot.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
I just know.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
I don't know if it's one, but she'd be a
good one, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
So, yeah, outside, I went just out there on the
street there, Yeah, okay, annoying. I could probably get through that.
I think initially I might be what the yes?
Speaker 5 (32:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well that's good because that's probably like
a really entry level you know, you'd be you'd be
lucky to.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
Get that just two dudes just chatting.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah, in reality, those dudes are both probably going to
be steamed.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Don't go home, man, An, I've got right here, I've
got words some moments broad before.
Speaker 7 (33:04):
But she is what.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
So will you be able to.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
Well once I stop laughing?
Speaker 8 (33:27):
So czy?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Okay, well that was once again once again that you'll
be lucky?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah okay, wow, jeez, yeah, Okay, it's interesting.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
The reality is the reality is Jace that this next clip,
final clip is probably the most accurate of all of them.
All Right, this is what it's going to sound like.
So prepare to go to sleep while this is happening.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Oh god, so will you.
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Will you be able to sleep through?
Speaker 6 (34:22):
That is my question?
Speaker 3 (34:23):
She had'll be sweet as with that one.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
The Archy Big Show with Jason Mike and Keyzy tune
in on radio.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
She had there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday evening.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
The time is five to six.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
That's right, Fellers. Hodarkey is gearing up for Minuca Fuel
Symphony Festival. It's happening again March twenty first at the
Auckland Domain. If you and a mate want to go
along as vib guests. That is very important backbone that
comes with flights from anywhere in New Zealand. Thanks to
New Zealand's grab a seat a night at sky City
Hotel and Vio tickets to Symphony Festival. Head to Hodaki
(35:02):
dot co dot in z. Go to the winning page
check your details in there. You've got to be in
it to win it. Okay, down Keyzy Synthony and I've
written it down quite a lot. Symphony Festival March twenty first.
You've got Peaking Duck. You're gonna be their two shaped
chef to Kaylee Bow made you look nice and earlic
the exponents of the Black Seeds plus more. It's massive.
It's awesome, so good man.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Speaking of which, guess what's back after sex?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
What's on the dinner with me?
Speaker 5 (35:30):
Si Caezy, that's right, that's my name. Wow, my name
is Chris text Through on three four eight three. What
are you having for dinner? New Zealand three four eight three,
You get yourself a fifty dollars Reburg avoucher.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on radio hold.
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Aky, oh yeah, welcome back here as a backbone. Hope
you're surviving your Tuesday night. You listening to the big joke.
Ball to you bout Reburg.
Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, pray with the.
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Street food freshly made with three.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
For protus.
Speaker 8 (36:02):
Your attention to this nut sword. You'll see the reader
bullshit times and good food and it's with your world.
You're dining four total world rebuilding this nut sword videos you.
Speaker 7 (36:25):
See.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
I enjoy those ones and it just reminds me of
the twelfth Man back at the day.
Speaker 6 (36:29):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
It's very well made, it's very subtle, and the voicing
of it is very very good.
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Yeah, totally. I'm just waiting for a fresh one.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Yes, that's right.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
I hadn't played one of those longer Reburgger stings in
a while.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Yeah, yeah, no, fair enough for me, fair enough?
Speaker 5 (36:45):
What are you having for dinner?
Speaker 8 (36:46):
Tonight.
Speaker 3 (36:47):
Wow, this is the interesting thing.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
My wife's got theater tonight, the etor theater, she's got
a whatever they call it.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
So it's up to me really as well.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
The place she's doing that doesn't start for another month
or so, doesn't it. Yeah, so she's already rehearsing.
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Is that you're going to get in the rehearsing there
three times a week, been going for two weeks.
Speaker 5 (37:11):
I'm thinking of the dress rehearsal, which is the last
one you do?
Speaker 6 (37:14):
Right? Yeah? Sorry? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (37:17):
Yeah? So what are you having for dinner? I don't know,
maybe some REBIGI yeah, it's going to be takeaways, isn't it.
I can't picture you at home cooking well.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Also the other thing is fellers.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Of course we've packed up all our crap, all our plates,
eat off the floor.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
I'm going to have to just get some some stuff,
get reburger, yeah, I will get some reboog.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Going to hey, speaking of food, text us now on
three four eight three, what's on the dinner at your place?
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And we'll get into that next.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
That's right, every text on three four eight three with
what's for tea in the drawer for a fifty dollars
Reburger voucher.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on radiod.
Speaker 3 (38:06):
I got in there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show.
But right now it's time for Oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Hey guys. Text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
Watch on the Tee with Me Dinner.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, what's on the tea with Me dinner? Which makes
zero sense. It's a segment where you text through on
three four o three what you're having for dinner. We
read it out and then Jason Mike sort of like
say stuff about its lyrical Yeah, yeah, yeah, a check
this one out there. This from Rob huh, Rob Pennie
(38:43):
Penny Penny, coach of the Crusaders, coach of the Crusaders. Yeah,
it's actually Rob Schneider. Good a fella's beef rending tonight.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
The poor bugger because of course his wife's just divorced him.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
Yeah, said really yeah, But having said that, I love
a good beef rending ren dangle chair.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
Beef ren dang if anyone has never had that before. Yeah,
Malaysian dish.
Speaker 7 (39:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:05):
Last year, I think it was last year of the
year before it was voted international best International dish.
Speaker 7 (39:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
Really it is delicious because I don't usually go your beef,
but I'll go a beef rending.
Speaker 6 (39:18):
I'll go Look, I'll be honest with you, I'll never
go a beef ordering takeaways, yes, because I just cannot
risk in a mouthful of fat, you know what I mean? Yeah, foul,
but homemade. Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Well. It's interesting because you know a luxA. My favorite
luxA is with the slow cooked beef brisket, sure pull
slow pulled beef whatever. It's like, it's it's amazing, and
you just pull the fat off them.
Speaker 6 (39:42):
Yeah, I guess I don't like the fat.
Speaker 3 (39:44):
I sucked the fat.
Speaker 5 (39:46):
You chew the fat. It's good stuff. Fellas, get a
get a keyzy Tony here, Tony Tony, Tony has done
it again.
Speaker 6 (39:58):
Do you remember that.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
Song Tony Keesy CAZy Tony Pepperoni. It's Tony soprano. Oh,
get azy tonight. We're having a bit of chicken chazire
chess chicken.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
What's that? It's a French dish, right c h A
s e U R e risk, very very popular dish
in the nineteen eighties that you'll find that in the
Allison Holst Microwave Cookbook. A bit of a hot pot,
sort of a number if I remember correctly, Jason, it's
personally served with a bit of mesh spad, a couple
(40:32):
of veggies and stuff like.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Quite rich too.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
When you say chicken chessieur, that's not the box of
wine that you can get, which is a chess here
as well.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Really, yeah, there's a chestieu or wine.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
There might be a box of wine and a roast
chuck from the super.
Speaker 8 (40:49):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
It's a French dish known in front as pure consists
of fried chicken served hot with the sauce there which
is based with a mushroom onion and or shalotts tomatoes
and wine.
Speaker 5 (41:04):
Wow, here you go.
Speaker 6 (41:05):
That sounds good.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yes, I'd go that right now.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
A chicken cha tonight?
Speaker 5 (41:11):
Good? A fellows Ashley here, Rick Astley, oh Rick Astley,
a fellas Rick Astley here. I'm having two hundred fish
for dinner in the form of a white bait fredder.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Damn it.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I still don't you know, I still don't get the
white bait.
Speaker 8 (41:33):
I like it.
Speaker 6 (41:34):
You love your seafood. It's very bland that I that
I've had.
Speaker 3 (41:38):
Yeah, yeah, it doesn't get me aroused.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
What about this one here?
Speaker 4 (41:43):
Fails from Sean plunket, Sean Michaels, Yeah, yeah, Johnson.
Speaker 5 (41:52):
Yeah, Sewn Michaels from the W We get a fellas.
My wife is making Mexican beef flaps, crispy taco shell
stuffed full of the best mince meat money can buy,
generous helping of sour cream, delicious, real mouthful of chairs.
Speaker 8 (42:14):
What was this?
Speaker 5 (42:15):
What was the top of the Mexican b flaps?
Speaker 1 (42:19):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ak.
Speaker 4 (42:23):
Gorilla's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday evening,
now fairt was do.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
You remember the music jury?
Speaker 8 (42:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
It was basically an opportunity for all our listeners to
have their say on the music that we play here
on Radio HODARKI. And there's been a bit of a
change this year, it feels like to me and I think,
you know, we've opened up our ears to what the
punters are saying about the music on Radio Hodaki and
what they want to hear one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
For example, Gorillas Clinice would haven't heard that song on
Hodaky for a week while No. Yeah, so they are
listening and we are changing things. Mogi, are you enjoying
the chant?
Speaker 6 (42:55):
I'm absolutely loving the chunes. I've been saying that to you,
Kezy since since New Year. That's right, you call you
listen to these tunes?
Speaker 8 (43:03):
Man.
Speaker 5 (43:03):
And I was actually on holiday in the corimandl time.
I was actually at a concert. Yeah, and I was like,
I don't really know, I'm not listening.
Speaker 6 (43:09):
To tune it on.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
He made me go to my car and hop in
the car and listen to hold out for like two hours.
Speaker 6 (43:15):
It was great.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
We're listening to you bang on. I wish we were
playing some tunes. That's the other thing too that you
can do actually is talk about the hosts.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
Oh you say I hate old HODJ. Yes, that's whatever.
Speaker 8 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:30):
The best way to do that is to text us
on three four eight three and tell us what you
tell us how much hate Hoidy J. That's the bit
like if we're being honest here J.
Speaker 3 (43:38):
Well, I mean that's the most direct way of doing it.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
I mean I can't do anything about it, no, and
the higher routes won't here, but just so we know
that you hate us.
Speaker 5 (43:46):
That way, it's a direct line. Hoidy J will be
across it and he will know.
Speaker 6 (43:51):
You know, maybe we should start doing big poles and
it should just be keyser years or no. Yeah, that'll
get help.
Speaker 5 (44:02):
If you are keen to have your say on our music, though,
text the word music to three four eight three, Take part.
It takes about five minutes. You listen to snippets of
songs and then they go, yeah, how much do you
like this song? Out of one hundred you just you know,
sort of move the slider there, think you could do it?
Speaker 6 (44:15):
Out of ten? Oh guess so you can see one
hundred or five buzzies. Why don't they do the scale?
Speaker 5 (44:21):
Yeah, ten buzzies probably, I don't know. Five buzzies are enough? No, true, Yeah,
you're right, there are five buzzies enough.
Speaker 6 (44:28):
Jace. Well, if it's going to be a busy scale,
then they should stick to one hundred one hundred buzies.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, out of one hundred buzzies.
Speaker 5 (44:35):
So yeah, text music to three four eight three. Have
your said the music we play, and you could win
a yetty cooler worth three hundred and fifty bucks just
for helping wow Yitty cooler and for tweaking the music
on your favorite radio station.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
The Hoarky Big Show was jas Mike and Kyzy Tune.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
In four on radio.
Speaker 4 (44:54):
Could there on the radio hod Lucky Big Show, there's
cheesday evening feelers.
Speaker 6 (44:58):
Recently I went and visited my cousin. Yes, okay, and
he's married, Okay, a couple of kids. They met over
seas in the Middle East. And she's she's American, Okay,
from America.
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Where's he is he from living?
Speaker 6 (45:17):
No, he's from well Auckland by way of the Hawks,
by et cetera, et cetera. But he's a scientist. Oh wow,
doctor Mogi, doctor Mogie. So everyone's very proud of him. Yes, anyway,
I hadn't seen them for a while. When when and
went and visited them, And you know, a classic older
(45:39):
I'm a hug guy. If I haven't seen somebody for
a long time, I like a hug.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
Do you see My instinct is always just handshaken.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
Wait if they go for the family, do you know
what I mean? So I go for ag I'll be honest.
He's never liked that, Yes, he's never liked it, but
I still do it. And while'm hugging him on again.
He doesn't like this. He's very careful to keep his
head away.
Speaker 5 (45:59):
Right from your Yeah.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
I think he thinks he thinks I'm going to kiss
him or something. I don't know what he thinks.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
What you mean? Now his wife?
Speaker 6 (46:08):
Now there, I go for the hag and I go
for the kiss on the cheek. I don't need to
get any cheek necessarily near the cheek.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Cheek on cheek, yeah, taking.
Speaker 6 (46:20):
The noise in her ear? Now what happened? Was I
going for the hag? She's on board with the hag. Great,
she's on board. She's on board, she's keen, she's climberboard.
Now then I go to kiss the cheek, but she
moves her head in the opposite direction to my head
(46:40):
and where my lips are coming from. Right, So she's
not into it. But I've committed. I've committed to the kiss.
She keeps on moving her head away, Yes, she keeps
moving it away. This all happens in the you know
blink of an eye, Yeah right, yes, and is turning
the head away already like squirming out of your not squirming,
(47:02):
just sort of like no and sort of ready to
get on with your life after the post hug. But
I end up kissing don't say, her neck, but the
hair is covering her neck, so I end up getting
her hair in my mouth and I'm kissing her neck.
Now obviously she and I both know what's just happened. Yes,
(47:24):
and it's a disgrace. Yeah, it's a black mark on
our family name. She'll never be lived down. Yeah what
what what are the rules when it comes to this
sort of thing? Do you just sort of stand back
and just now from now on, I just have to
wave at her from across the room like, Hey.
Speaker 4 (47:41):
It is a, in fairness, a very precarious thing, because
it is you're assuming that the person's doing the same
thing you're doing. And like you say, she was obviously
in for the hug, but she wasn't prepared for the
cast no, and so she had already pulled out.
Speaker 6 (47:57):
Yeah, but she's a woman of a certain age, right,
she should be prepared for a kiss to come from family. Yeah,
trying to kiss her on the mouth, yes, just besides yes,
now I should have pulled out. But it was one
of those things where, yeah, she was doing much she
was doing, and I was doing what I was. You
were committed, that's right, yes, Yeah, what did her hair
smell like? I don't remember, man, I wasn't breathing in Yeah,
(48:20):
that's one of those things. Have you noticed it? You
can't smell anything when your tongue's hanging out.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1 (48:28):
The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 3 (48:39):
Well there you go. Your ma said's a big show,
done in dusted Juesday night, all over and done with
the Do you know what?
Speaker 4 (48:48):
It still amazes me that whenever I talk about the
podcast outro, I can never remember and it's only three
hours ago we did it.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
What the hell we were talking about?
Speaker 5 (48:57):
This clip here of today's one, which comes out at
seven thirty is bad here day?
Speaker 6 (49:01):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 6 (49:04):
He got given really hard it looks lines and then
went out for lunch with his mates and just got roasted.
They've never forgot it was years ago, yes, and they
continue to drag them for it.
Speaker 3 (49:15):
It's funny how.
Speaker 6 (49:19):
I want to be perfect looking, but it's.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Amazing how you do sit there and just go, oh jit, what.
Speaker 6 (49:26):
Decades before I spoke up?
Speaker 5 (49:28):
And then they're like does it look good?
Speaker 4 (49:29):
Like?
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Then they show you the back and.
Speaker 6 (49:30):
You like call the.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
Yeah that was haircut Chap.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
The haircut special. Yes, search Holucky Big Show. Ever get
your podcast from if you want to hear more big show, A.
Speaker 3 (49:44):
Right good stuffsy Hey Magie, what are you up to tonight?
Speaker 6 (49:47):
Well, I'll be walking home. Yes, we'll go home of
an evening. Feelers there and the missus and old Grima
Sue there. They've gone onto this TV show. They kicked
me out of the lounge last night. They still watching it.
I didn't watch the first few epps, so they've got
a season and a half lift on the show. Mag
He's got to go to his bed. It's bullshit. You're
going you been sent to your room pretty much. It's bulls.
Speaker 3 (50:09):
That's it. It's great.
Speaker 6 (50:11):
Uh, it's on Apple TV and it's about a wine
tasting human being. Can't remember. Yeah, but it's that's not
what it's called. I don't know what it's called. It's
I don't know. I don't know. I'll end up watching
it eventually. Why they kicked him out, it's rough. That's
real house there.
Speaker 3 (50:29):
That's not good enough, Keezy, Are you having for tea
man tonight?
Speaker 8 (50:35):
Man?
Speaker 5 (50:36):
Fornight? We're having a larb oh yes, with porkmants? Who
lab with porkmants and cabbage lab raw? I don't know, Yeah, well, yeah,
I don't hope.
Speaker 6 (50:51):
You don't want raw porkmants because that's not good. It's
not good at all.
Speaker 5 (50:55):
But we're having that apparently, and then we're going to
do a jigsaw puzzle.
Speaker 6 (50:59):
That not be true. That is true.
Speaker 5 (51:02):
What do you mean it not be true? We're doing
jigsaw puzzles at the moment.
Speaker 6 (51:05):
Can you bring in a photo of the jigsaw puzzle?
How was it?
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Ten pieces a thousand?
Speaker 6 (51:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (51:13):
Can my wife come over to your place? She'd love that.
Speaker 5 (51:15):
Sure, she does most nights.
Speaker 6 (51:17):
Anyway, you get out, keesus are going into your messrs.
Do you hear that
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