February 12, 2026 • 57 mins
On today's show, Jase has an absolute mozza, Mike's daughter takes up a new hobby and Keyzie's going gigging.
IT'S TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Smooth as
(04:19) The let down
(08:40) The defence
(15:15) LAMB MODE
(18:52) TV TIME
(24:17) Intro: 4.3 boosie sting
(27:02) One and A Half Mogeys
(31:14) Keyzie's fave singer is coming
(36:23) WHO WANTS REBURGER
(40:26) The Vacuum Saga
(45:00) The text
(46:37) Intro: What's On OUR DINNER
(4915) What's On The Tea With Me Dinner
(54:06) The BAAAR Tab winner
(56:51) Farewell!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The hope I keep a big show show thanks to
crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Jason Howitz, Mike Monroe and good are you made? Bastards?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I hope you're feeling okay this subtree Thursday afternoon. You're
listening to the Big Show, which, if you didn't realize,
is brought to you by Reboogie.
Speaker 5 (00:42):
Crave worthy street food freshly made with Reburger.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sometimes when I'm lying on my couch at home, I
put this very tune on, and I think.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Of you, that old magie. What a stallion he is?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Now, Caddy is what a Greek god? A smile appears
on my face. How are you messing back?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Man? Your good things going? Pretty? Grassy made dog, your
six son of a bee? Another beautiful day, man, aren't
we blessed? It's been good? Please blessed? Yes, it's been great.
I'm loving it. It's a great time to be alive. Keasy,
I'll tell you that much, brother, I'll tell that much.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
He steamed Mogie. I don't think I've ever got to
say that on this show before. It is a great
day to be a live. Feelers really hot. Tell you
where it's not hot as christ Church. I was down
there this morning. It is miserable, really, was it?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, because it's usually very dry and so forth and
windy and hot. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, No, I was miserable this morning down there. So
good to be back up here in Auckland. Yeah, man,
as soon as I arrived. Ah, that's better, good stuff.
No offense South Island jas lemon shirt brother.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Finally, Yeah, I thought i'd make an effort. You've been
starving us of the lemon shirt. I have been good shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
To be honest with you, I've run out of the
laundry pile is very big at the moment.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
The only option I really had. Can I just you're
saying that you're your wife there has been slacking off
big time, which I thought was Can I guess you're
from a different era? Can I just correct the record here?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And I feel like it's going to be a show
where I'm doing that a lot today. My wife has
been an absolute backbone moving out of our house. She's
shouldered a lot of the burden. Let me just put
it that way, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's only because she's a bit taller, I guess.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Hey, Mogan, what's coming off of the show.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi. Another
absolutely massive day here on the Big Show. Keep your
ears tuned everyone for the Queu Deicle for the Hodiche
Bar tap competition. You can get some some bucks and
some meat going in some meat baby.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
One hundred Hurducky's the number to call when you hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, absolutely get onto that. There'll be a little bit
of one and a half. Mogi's chat today is my
as my daughter sort of stepping towards the new endeavor.
She's chasing a new dream, bending her horizon. So we'll
get into that a little bit later. But next up field,
it's kicking the show off. We'll be talking about times
you have been massively, massively let down by your mates.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, like devastatingly shocking. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Case Keys has got something, he'll probably kick it off.
But yeah, it's not a major, not a major at all,
but three four as you probably don't need to bother
about it, then we do.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
We definitely do, by the way. Yeah, it's massive. Tune
to start, Yeah, great tune audio slide.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODA.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
We's are there on the radio Darky Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four point thirteen.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Hey Magie, Yeah, man, have you ever been, like, I
don't even know how to. Have you ever gone to
a point where a person in your life where you
consider yourselves very close friends and then you've you've asked
that friend for help, and then they've agreed, and then
(04:25):
at the eleventh hour, right when they said that'd help you,
they just drop the ball and just let you down completely.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It didn't turn up. Yeah, I have, I actually have had.
It happened to me. Yeah, and I can't speak about
it because it's too specific. Yeah, okay, but it was.
It was. It's devastating because it feels like a reflection
on you as the individual, and it makes you feel
like a fool because it's it becomes clear to you
(04:54):
you have the blinders removed from your eyes, and for
the first time, you can see that you're in a
relationship that is completely different to the relationship that the
other person. Yeah. Yeah, and it just dawns on you
for the first time.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Ye, I feel like a curtain is lifted.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
The reason I bring this up is earlier today, I
flew down to christ Church, and I spoke to students
at my old broadcasting school that I went to, and
I think two weeks ago I sort of sent a
group email or a text down and just said, hey, fellas,
you happy to jump on a meeting a meeting call
(05:34):
so that you can chat to the students this particular date,
sent a calendar invite out. Yeah, we lockd it and
everyone agreed. Reminder yesterday, reminder this morning.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Didn't need one, very very busy geasy but yeah, made
a commitment. I'm going to keep it. You down me.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Thanks, Mat, I appreciate it. You were the one that
showed up. Yeah, you know, Pugs was there.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Ye showed up.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
But lo and behold, I was standing there looking like
an idiot. Yes, it's true, because I had promised these students,
these bright eyed, bushy tailed broadcasters of the future, that
their hero Hoidy j was going to be there on
a zoom call for them to ask questions. Yep, and
did he show up? Well, Jace, did you show up?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Man?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
First of all, Jace, feelers. I don't want to hear feelers,
because what you did is probably the most hurtful thing
anyone's ever done to me. Ever, look, you stood me.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Up first and foremost. I apologize to all those students.
I am a hero to them.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
But if we could take some time after the next
couple of songs, mister speaker, I'd like.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
To okay mount my defense all right, well, because it's
going to be pretty damn good.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Jason.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I can't wait to hear your apology because that hasn't
happened yet in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Like she it has. But you just went paying attention
out and that's right. You said it.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Quietly while I was talking to someone else.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I forgot. But in the meantime, I just I wanted
to make this a space, a safe space for the
listeners as well. If you've ever been just devastated by
one of your close friends and let down massively, please
text us three four eight three. You'll be in the
drawer for a fifty dollar at Reburg voucher if you
share your story. Be brave, share the story, and up next,
Hoidy j will attempt to explain why he massively let
(07:31):
down old Kezy shocking. It was shocking, That's what they
all said.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
In the meantime, He's fee fighters.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days a four on radio.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Hold aching the Verve.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Now, if you're just joining the show, there's.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Been some pretty harsh words thrown around by old Keezy,
not harsh man, a bit of character assassination going on.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Don't go on the offensive.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, No, he might have a perfectly good reason, kids,
and I think you need to hear him out. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, first, let me just reset. Yes, Jace promised me
that he would jump on a team call this morning.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The word promise.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I flew down to christ Church to speak to my
old school. There was sixty seventy students there waiting to
hear from one of the heroes. Hoidy, j Murgy showed up,
Pugs showed up. Yeah, Jace let me down massively in
front of everyone, and I look like a fool. And
the topic now on three four eight three is when
have one of your very close friends massively let you down?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, feel free to go here now.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Jas Fellows, what you're about to hear is a harrowing
true story.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Right, okay? Is it a spooky story?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Okay, Now, this is genuinely what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I was, you know, because Keysy's a buddy, He's an
old mate, old keesy.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And I we hang out. I'm very keen.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I know I'm worshiped around the country by a lot
of young fire you know, as a hero broadcasting hero.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I was very much looking forward to it. Actually, yeah,
you'll be aware of the fact that at the moment,
I'm shifting. Okay, I thought you shifted a couple of
weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
No, I shifted last week out the majority of our stuff.
But my wife and I have found ourselves in a
situation where it's like, oh my god, there is still
so much more to do before our new tenants move
in on SATDI and time is running out.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
You've let your wife down and me as well.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
So that's the situation, and I've been running around like
a blue ass fly trying to sort stuff out. Now,
what happened this morning was this, we had a trade
coming over later in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
He gave me a.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Call and it was for a task that needed to
be done before the tenant moved in. He called me
and said, hey, listen, can I change the time because
I can only make it at this time now, and
it was around the time that, not quite the time
that Keesy was needing me.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, but it mean that.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I had to go and pick up my car, which
was part fifteen minutes away, then hone out to West
to let him into the household.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Also added to this, my daughter needed to be dropped
off at a friend's house because he's dog.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Sitting out West Cool. So I said to.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Her before I left, in an absolute flummox, you need
to be up by the time I get back because
I've got to go straight out because there's something going
to be waiting for me.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
At the house. So I get to the car park
and this is where it gets ugly, feels gets horrific.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I go to swipe in my swipey doesn't work, and
I'm like, we've been having problems all week with the
car park, and I'm like, Effane and Jeff and I
walk around the side of the building and then I
go to use the lift to get to my car. None,
I repeat, none of the lifts are working. So I'm
Efan and Jeff. In a little bit more, I go
(10:55):
up two flights of stairs to a guy who's at
the reception.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I said, hey man, I'm trying to get my car.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I'm in a bit of a hurry here, and none
of the lifts are working, and incidentally, my swipey's no
longer working. And he said, oh, okay, the lift's not
working and I said, yeah, that's right. And he went
over to the left and he said, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
That's weird. And in your apartment building. No, this isn't
the car park, our car park. And I said, my
swipe he's also not working. Why is that? He's like,
where are you from?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And I said in zied me and he goes, okay,
I'll make a call and see what's going on.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
What's your name? Jason Hoyt. He makes three.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Phone calls over five minutes and doesn't connect with the
right people. He finally connects with security and he has
a conversation and it starts off with Hi, I've got
a guy here from inzied Eye and I'm like, no,
inzid me, in zid me, and he's like, oh, sorry,
in zen me And he's just wondering why has swipey
(11:54):
isn't working and why the lifts aren't working, and he's
going okay, okay, and then he looks at me, and
he goes, have you been disguised? And I went, no,
why would I go to sky City And he said, well,
there might be a swipey there and I said, I've
already got a swipey. It's not working. And he was
like okay, and he went ohah blah blah blah blah blah,
hung up right, hung up. And then I said to him, look,
(12:16):
I'm in a hurry. Here, where's the stealwell access. I'll
just go down the stairs. I'm in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
And he went, I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I don't actually know where the steelwell access is. But
he said what you can do is go back out
again and actually go in where you drive your car
and just walk down the levels. So I'm iffing and
Jeff and going God, And this is around the time
that I'm meant to be doing this with Kesey. Finally,
get to my car, get out, get back to the
apartment to pick up my daughter.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Has she moved? Has she moved? Is she ready?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, she's not, I if and Jeff at her, get
her ass up, hoon out to West Aukland, drop her off,
get get to my place about five minutes late.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And I shit, you not.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm opening the door and the guy rings me on
my phone the trading and says, sorry, mate, I'll be
another hour. And the time that I was getting my
car and getting out there, I also do never speaker
in my car, so I have no technical access to
talk to people.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Was the time that Keasy was doing his speech. Right, wow,
And I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
So you got to you got to.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
You know, anytime you do anything, Jace, you've got to
account for the fact that the ship is always going
to happen to Yeah, but it all happened at this
one moment.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I also feel like if you could have gotten onto
the call while all this was happening, it would be
a very good teaching moment for the students.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, I absolutely it would have been. Yeah, and if
I could have done that, this is what they expected
on the call. Yeah, you think they wanted you to
go in there and talk about your career as a broadcaster.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
They wanted to see old Hoidy. It's all about observe
how a basic task has turned into an absolute shambles.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Behold this fountain of content.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The Hdiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
On radio radio bares.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Indeed, let's give aways some meat and some money apheels, let's.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Ride hundred bucks cash and a beef and Lamb New
Zealand meatpack every single day this week, celebrating the fact
that National Lamb Day is this Sunday, February fifteenth. So
why not fire up the barbie and raise a chop
to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I love raising a chop.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Same here, man, let's go to the lines. We've got
my Kaita from carpete. How are you going, Hey, I'm
going good yourself?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah? Good? Thanks? Complain what part what part of kapay?
You and brother? I'm from I'm from Leven originally, so
we used to spend a lot of time down at
the skate park there.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh true.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah that's pretty awesome man.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Like the King of that half Ye it had about
nine feet a verot on it. But I do think
care far. Oh you're so hard cool? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
What do you do for a job, Mikita, Sorry a crust.
I'm doing tiling at the moment, I'm doing apprenticeship.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Really becke backbone, back breaking word that is the old tiling.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, satisfying stuff though, a right Mikayla you keep your
phone on your mate, we might be giving you a
callad or some cash and some meat as well.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Right, awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Get on your man, get a James your mad barsid
Hell's life you mate?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
James?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Good? Thanks mate? What do you do for a cross?
James Gold?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Morning?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Okay, okay down the river there?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What's the what's the most you've gotten to day?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
James?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
H ten Graham's or ten grand? Yeah, that's not too bad, actually,
not too bad at all. Yeah. And what river you're
working out of?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
The one?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I thought as much, man, I thought as much.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, nice, nice, all right, James.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Well as much a gold a gold miner as I
am a plaster.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, we'll check you out. Hold James, may keep you fun.
We could be calling you with a hundred bucks and
some meter all right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Good on you mates. Let's go to another James. Good, James,
your man, bastard.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
How's live? How's it going guys? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Good.
How's your day going? James? Yeah, not too bad? Well, good,
I put you. I thought I was talking to you
guys before. I didn't realize there was another James, did
you just.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Have a full conversation with us without.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Realizing James, Yeah, indeed, Well, hey man, what's your favorite
red hot chili Pipper's song? I'd have to say under
the yes.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Also, James, real quick man, what do you do for
a crust?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
At the moment, I'm chugging the old mate.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I don't worry about it, man, Stay off your horse,
put your feed up, brother, You've earned it. Well.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
If we call you later on the show, James, you'll
be rich anyway, mate, and you'll have you in a
fridge full of meat.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Keep your phone on. Your Ma might be giving you
a call later on. Thank you very much, James. A
reminder that's happening again tomorrow if you want some cash
and some meat there.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Fellers, good Socials School, Social Passion in the corners name again.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Come on the Whole Archy Big Show week days from
four on radio.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is indeed the clash there on the radio. Hold Big
Show this csay afternoon. The time is four point fifty two.
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. She had a
ripper last night at the Fels Night of the Seven
Kingdoms for the first episode, It's an HBO, It's a
spin off of Game of Thrones and it's on Neon.
You can watch it on Neon there I heard. I'd
(18:28):
heard a lot of things, but you hated the first episode, Jason,
I wasn't a big fan, but because I know that
it gets better, maybe I was looking at it with
a kinder eye. But there's some great lines in there. Yes,
I'd sort of very much in that writing style, you
know in the Game of Thrones where they just had
some of the characters just had magnificent insults for each other.
They would just say the most horrible things. There were
(18:48):
three or four absolute belters last night that had me
cracking up, just really mean, yes, just great, great stuff.
So it's the story of a guy. It opens and
he is an assistant, there's a name for it, but
an assistance, the squire for a night. The Night drops
(19:10):
dead before this young fellow's had the opportunity to become
a knight himself. It doesn't sound like the Night was
a particularly nice fellow. So he goes on and he
wants to get into a tournament to make his name,
and he just goes around lying and saying that he
is in fact a Night, which he definitely is not,
and Yeah. He meets a sort of a cast of
(19:32):
varying characters, so nice, some not so nice, mostly not nice,
and gets himself into a bit of trouble. The guys
are real dim with isn't idiot? He's a big tool moron. Yeah. Great,
really enjoyed it. I'll give it probably three and a
half to four busies in the area of a possible five.
Looking forward to cracking into more of it. I'm glad
(19:54):
it exists. Yes, gave me some good laughs.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Um, yeah, well I think I suffered in terms of
the first episode from Game of Thrones itis, right, but absolutely,
I'm really enjoying it. I'm up to date. Yeah, I
won't let you know what happens, but it's very good.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's very good. Can I say the other spin off
House of Drag, House of the Dragon or whatever it was, Yes, was,
and I watched that all the way through the first
season at least anyway, and you're sort of waiting for
it to get good and it never really did. This
is already head and shoulders above that. Yes, agreed.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I could probably google this, but it must be based
off a book or something that's a very early story
of as a drug that's why the insults and stuff
will be so good. Yes, because all of the what's
it called where you're just chatting in the in Game
of Thrones, just a basic five minute long conversation between
two characters was somehow awesome to watch. And so if
(20:44):
he's done that again this new one, I'll be keen
it's great.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I had a bit of a moment last night. I
was scrolling through knee On there because I haven't had
ne On for so long, and then I saw the
Last of Us and I went, oh, my god, I
haven't seen the second season. Of course, as the Fellas,
we all went and saw the premiere of that, the
first episode, and I went, I've seen the first episode,
(21:09):
but I haven't seen the rest of it.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
How good?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So my wife watched the first episode and I went
through it again because I couldn't quite remember what was
going on. Then into the second episode. Bloody good. Have
you guys watched it? So it's one of those great
things where you completely forget about it and then you
discover it again.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And go, oh, how good. I've got that to watch
for the next few days. Absolute cracker of the season.
The second season is really good.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah, well, the second episode was Ahamdinger. I'll give it
four busies.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Out of five. Yes, it's good for James Jase doesn't
creep up to the fours generally.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
No, No, that is good. Actually, you've reminded me. I
haven't watched the second season either, and we've got Ane
on because my wife wanted to watch Small Scandal. We
watched the second episode of that, by the way, very funny,
better than the first episode. And now I just want
to see what happened. Yes, like, it's very very good.
Like it is very funny, and all the characters are
just ridiculous. But now that I've got knee on again,
(22:05):
I'm like, cool, Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I want
to watch Chernobyl again. Such a good show. And I
want to watch the Last of Us season two because
I forgot that existed as well. That's a lot of
good stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's really good.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Actually, the highest rating I think I've ever given was
four point six for Game of Two Halves.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I think, oh, my old show. You thanks man. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
That was great joke? Is he really? I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
What was your favorite part about it?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Just the interactions, the Whip the comedy.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
They haven't watched anything the chemistry, have not watched any
of it.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Hey, now heap's coming up after five o'clock. By the way,
old Mogi Mini's got one and a half.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Mogi's is the most confusing sentence ever seen on radio.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
If you saw Jason while he was saying that, as
brain nearly fell. Yeah, I was really trying to compute
what I was saying.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Akay, Mogi's got a story about his daughter. That's what's
happening after five.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Actually be with Jon, Mike and Ksy. Tune in week
days and four on radio.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Ho mayor Bastards Hope. Yeah, Thursday is going along very nicely. Indeed,
you are a fitness into the big show. Book to
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Speaker 3 (23:24):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (23:25):
You're pretty good things.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
It's a new game where you order Rebiger. You just
your order Rebiger because obviously you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Know it's so good.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
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and you can get the good food if you're really
good at that as well.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
So you're playing a video game.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Oh yeah, here you go.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
See what's so? This is a bit where I get
the rebiggs.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
My favorite part of that was when the guy asked
the question what are you doing? And then the other
guy talks to the one that's playing a thin game,
talks real slow because he's concentrating on the game. When
people will ask you, you're concentrating on a hard bit, yes,
so you talk slower. That was really good. It really
really good. Four point three buzzies. It's almost as good
(24:26):
as Crag goes. Well, what's the other one? Game of
two hard?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, actually give us your writing of Game of two
hards on.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
This show hasn't been on TV for months.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
It's just a great show.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
No I know, But like, why are we bring it
up now and asking for people?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Is it? Is it coming back? Keasy hopefully? Man Tomatoes
ranking right, there's a percentage there. There's an IMDb one
as well. We should be doing a big show one
on the show. So every we get we we chuck
it up on socials. People give it a vote and
then we can give it a big show busy rating.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Well, we already kin'd of do that, So like it.
I re meagined if you googled like a new show
and then it had the rotten tomatoes score them and
then how many buzzies out of five? I reckon that
could go inter national. But yeah, stop bringing up that
old TV show please, it's a crack am.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I knows if people actually wanted to see that now
they missed it? Key would it? Would that be on TV?
And Z plus?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
It was on Sky? Oh you so loved watching it,
didn't you?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I loved it? Man? Yeah, here's radio here.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
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Speaker 6 (25:37):
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Speaker 4 (25:39):
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this Tuesday afternoon at a time twelve minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Five eight men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
men men men one and a half fellas old Maggie
(26:10):
Manogi my daughter six and a half. She started back
at beck at school this week. Year two they call it.
It has to be primer to when I was coming
through Keysy Was it year two for you? They changed
the system by then.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, it was year two or Standard two.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
After prem four, Standard one, Standard two, Standard three, Standard four.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
And then Winners form one one, Form two, Form three,
Form four five form Anyway, she's taken up speech and drama.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Speech and drama, which I never did as a kid.
We're talking about that off here a little bit earlier,
but it wasn't the sort of thing that a lot
of people adopted, probably for fear of getting you know,
getting their beans at lunch time. Someone smack you over
for that. But I guess nowadays it's it's much more accepted.
(27:05):
So anyway, I had a phone call from the teacher
and they said that she is very gifted, well great,
very gifted. And in fact, the teacher there has had
a word with her husband's sister who is an agent
in Hollywood, and she's just been given the lead role
(27:30):
in the remake of Annie.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Let's up to one lesson of speech and drama. I know,
that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Isn't that incredible? Extraordinary?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
How does it even happen?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Well, this was the thing. It was because the teacher's
husband sister has been an agent. But she's here back
for the sort of the Christmas holidays and all that
sort of thing. She happened to be there at the class.
How on holiday, Well, she actually just got to here
a couple of days ago. Different holidays over in America,
Keys and Hollywood. They do things differently over there. I
don't know if you know.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
That, right, So Shell, she have to move to Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I don't think so, but I guess I know we'll
have to look at all that sort of stuff. But
down there, from what I understand, it's going to be
big money. It's funny actually because I remember my youngest
Mogi did speech in drama.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Wait, your youngest is called Mogi.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Strangely enough, he is Mogi Hoy.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Middle name Keys and the interesting because she's she's quite
a shy, retiring right type, And she had her first
speech coming up, and she was terrified, you know, just
filled with fear. And I just said, you got this.
You know, you're a champion, you're a clever girl, you're
(28:59):
a great speaker, blah blah blah blah blah. And it
was in front of the whole class, and parents are
invited to come, so we all went along and she went.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Up there to give her a speech and just froze. Yeah.
I have never been more embarrassed in my life. It's
a shameful moment.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Seriously, And afterwards, I said, you can find your own
way home.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I mean that's pretty how old was she sex?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Did she find her own way home? Eventually?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
It's pretty full on.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
But she loves speech now, doesn't she? And sort of
performing in that.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh yeah, well that's great news logie, thanks man.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, yeah, we'll see how it goes. I guess.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
What's your relationship like with your daughter?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Me and her? Oh we get on great guns?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
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Speaker 4 (29:59):
Things Leon there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
The time five twenty three Fellers.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I've got pretty good taste of music. I think I've
seen some great concerts. I've seen quite a few. You know,
Metallica in twenty ten, It's Spark Arena, one of my
all time favorites.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Sixteen years ago. What else you got, man?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Well, Billy Joel twenty twenty two. I think it was
the greatest, seriously, the best concert I've ever seen, and
a few others in there as well. And I feel
like now that I am on Radio Hodarchy, I have
to be very sort of selective about the gigs that
I go to. For example, I know you guys weren't
super stoked that I went to Billy Joel and said
(30:42):
it was the best concert I've ever been to. When
it was a piano man, he lit it up. Yeah
it's the piano man, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I hate him.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
There is a singer who has announced that he's coming
to New Zealand for the first time in seven years.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Has it been seven years?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's been seven years since this singer has come to
New Zealand. And I will freely admit that when I
get home from having a few beers with my mates
and I'm a wee bit steamed. This guy gets more
run than anyone else. And I really want to go
see him live. And he is only ninety years old.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Who is it hard to say really because your taste
is so poor. It could be anyone, all right. Ever
heard of engle but Humperdink Mogi Dance Dance Dance to.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Englebert mother flipping Humperding's New Zealand and he's ninety Well
he's only nine now, but by the time he gets here,
he's nine.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
And it says probably one of his last tours ever.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Maybe I think it's definitely one of the last. I
don't want to, you know, you might give last seven
years ago.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah, and I see, like I grew up listening to
because of my mom and my uncles and stuff. They
played a lot of ingle bit humping and like he's
got some bangers man, like check this one outsuck. You
know you feel me?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That sounds exactly the same as please.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And the thing about ingle but humping is when you
are steemed and you want to sing along to something.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, that is not it. No, you think of pil
Jam Black or Oceans or you know, sing along to that,
you absolutely can. I here, you are an old old
man and a younger man's body, that's doubt.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I saw a video just recently and I can't remember
the name of it. I think it was Barry Manilow
and he was doing a concert and he was so
old that he literally had no idea what he was doing.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, No, that was that was somebody I saw that
one as well. He was it was like Frankie Valley
or something like something like that.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
And they were just literally leading him around and what
he didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Not the four seasons were leading him around.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, the other seasons were well gone. Yeah, some young
fellas just shoving him around. That he is a yeah,
he hit that vacant. He literally had no idea as
long as what was happening.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
But as long as Engelbert can still you know, bang
this stuff out.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I can read a moment more tell me one look
one one. I mean it's intensively poor, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
It's amazing this stuff is like, it's amazing this music. Seriously,
I do you're being on.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Mogi when you say he is a massively old man.
He is in a slightly sort of decrepit, broken down
younger man's body.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
So what do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Is it all? G if I go, you've absolutely you've
got to go. Yeah, okay, I think it's on brand
for me. Yeah you're going to be on They still
have that channel Coasting Gold and all that sort of stuff.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I don't if the Coast playlist
is old enough for your taste.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
I don't think they play Inglebert. But look three four
eight three. Please have your opinion, you know you do
you want to should we? Should?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
We all?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Should we do a live show and then all go
to Inglebert to get.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I'm not going I tell you what. Actually, my wife
would be into it and I'll go along really yeah,
how good?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I won't be into it as well.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Let's go Okay, you're on.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Me and Hardy j is singing along to this can't wait.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Every day I start to break.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
The hierarchy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Indeed, when you hear the Reburger sing in the middle
of a song, give us a call on eight hundred
hodak in win yourself a fifty dollars reboog you voucher,
I tell you who did that? Miles good a, Miles
your mad barset? How's life good?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Ay?
Speaker 11 (35:25):
Hoity jay?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Very well?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Thanks mate?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
How are you getting on?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah very well? Thanks thanks for asking man. Tell me Miles,
you on your way home?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Are you just rocked up?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Just go home mate?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Good on your mate.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I was going to say, how far away are you
a few miles?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Good on you, cheezy.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Thanks Miles, that was very generous of you. What do
you do for a chriss brother? I work in the
car industry. I sell cars and I get the nickname kilometers.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Ah, how fitting is that? Fella? You love it?
Speaker 5 (36:01):
That's good stuff? Absolutely, Hey Miles man, I'm really keen
to give you this rebig about you. I'm just gonna
ask you a couple of questions and make sure you're
not AI.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, sweet Airs, can't you already tell the I'm not
a mate? No?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
You could be, though, just just's protocol. Men like I
don't make the rules better away. What's for dinner? A
good question, man, Not too sure? Something on the food bag?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah, been on those for a while. Long to the feedback.
I just found that there was too many carrots.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What you order that you picked the meals? Pick the carrots.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
They just keep chucking in bags of carrots all the time,
and every meal he treat of carrot.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, it's the only time I eat healthy these.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Days, mate, I understand.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Hey, Miles, how often do you floss?
Speaker 7 (36:52):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Pretty much when I'm just at my girlfriend's trying to
try to double double?
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Then?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yeah, what color got the supplies?
Speaker 10 (37:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
What color are your undies?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Miles?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Good question?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Are they great today?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Great? You're running the calvinklines?
Speaker 8 (37:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Man of the kmart one.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
I'm running some gray ones today too, for anyone that cares. Actually,
maybe we'll take a peck of them.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah, okay, good so what you want to take a
photo of your undies yes, and Miles's undies Yes, and
then put it on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah sounds great, Miles, hell of a post.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
The final question for your brother, what's your deepest fear?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Deepest fear?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I'm quite afraid to say. Yeah, right, everybody is apparently
there's a lot of people say it's the heights. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
here's the ship out yeah yeah, gotcha? Gotcha?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
All right, Miles, will you stand on the line and
I pak Sanmill saw you out with that fifty got
a reburg about you, all right, mate?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Oh bloody awesome cheers, get on your mate, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
How do you go with the heights? Theages?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeh, jizz, it's interesting. Do you guys get that urge
when you're up high? Somebody to just chuck yourself off?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I don't trust myself, that's for sure.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I never used to. I never used to care about
heights at all. But as I've gotten older, I've got
them worse with them.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, I think I'm the same. Yeah, never used to
go on me, but you know, if you're up high,
that's why. Like when we were looking at apartments and stuff,
the idea of being up really high with a sort
of balcony at your waist level really didn't appeal to me.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I was like, I'd see myself just right.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Was the balcony at you at your waist level. Are
you sure it wasn't like a curb or something. Also,
do you remember when you were supposed to jump off
the Auckland Harbridge and I had.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
To do it?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Well, it was my heart, man, it was my heart.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You failed the physical. That was terrifying.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Failed the physical for a bunch.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
There's a Lincoln Park the whole Ichy Big Show week
days from four radio ho Gues.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Indeed the cult there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Sursday evening.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
The time is five forty seven.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Coming up after six o'clock we're going to do what's
on the dinner with me Keysy. So if you'd like
to win yourself a fifty dollars reburg about you give
us a text on three four eighty three and just
tell us what you're having for dinner and who you
are Fellows.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yesterday I had a little bit of a you know,
it was a bone to pick, wasn't it. Yeah, we
hadne secret sand to leading up to Christmas, in the
office here, I had very very generously put together quite
a thoughtful gift. It was a green secret sand which
means you had to bring something from home rather than
buying something brand new. I provided an Apple speaker that
(39:41):
was quite good, a Bluetooth Apple speaker which works very good,
very good. It works. Yeah, everything, even all of the
gifts I gave worked right. The other gift I gave
was a quite special vacuum clean broken vacuum. No, it
works perfectly well. It was access to requirements.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
It was held together by duct tape.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It was held together. Did it suck hard? You've never
ever felt anything like it? When you say foult, you
mean like never you mind? Anyway, we're having a bit
of a chat about it. I had kindly given this.
It was it was. The lucky recipient was Zoe, the
producer for the breakfast show. I noticed that the Apple
(40:23):
speaker disappeared off the face of the airs. Apparently she
took that home. And yet the office in the studio
here has been littered with this this gift. She's not
taken it home. Now it's her gift. I've given it
to You don't get to just go. Nah, if you're
sitting around at Christmas and something gives you a gift,
you don't just leave it there and walk away from it.
It's up to you to take it away if you don't.
(40:45):
Look I can handle almost that. She doesn't like the gift,
the broken vacum regift. It put it, put it in
the rubbishment. If that's how you feel about it, trade
me exactly. But I just leave it lying around to
her responses ability. But it's sort of been left here
as if it's still my responsibility anyway. The audio has
made its way to the breakfast show.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, they I think they listened to it this morning, right,
and they've had some sort of rebuttal on the matter.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
In the head.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
In the head of the vacuum cleaner, it's got one
of those things that spins and that is just covered
in for it looks like you ran it over a
ture bucket.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Now it is broken. It does suck.
Speaker 12 (41:21):
It came in a garbage bag.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, yeah, So you.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Haven't been tempted to take it home. I mean it
has been. It has been utilized here in the studio.
We have vacuumed a couple of things.
Speaker 12 (41:31):
Will you talk about my costking having a vacuum in
the studio. So you're welcome. I'm going to leave it
here for you for everyone forever.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Use.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Yeah, I mean the problem with the vacum clean It's
great having a vacuum cleaner in your office, to be honest,
but the problem is that doesn't never cover discidance.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
What's what's the plan there?
Speaker 3 (41:44):
It's your vacuum.
Speaker 12 (41:46):
Listen. Someone forgot that they even had me for Circreit Center.
So I got the leftover gifts. I have a small apartment.
Where's it going to go? I don't have a whole
lot of storage space.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
Well, look your I think your losses is the listener's game.
Why don't we give it a three for eight three
O eight one hundred headache? First call the three wins
a second hand vacuum clean of third hand?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Sorry third hand? All right, we'll go to line number three.
Good morning, Welcome to the show. Who we're talking to? Hi, Je,
Congratulations you've won the vacuum cleaner. Oh damn it. I
wanted to do it.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
I thought that was the gong.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
You thought you heard the gong to come with us
to Byron Bay. Yeah, so they tried to give it away,
and the woman that got it, just like Zoe, also
didn't want it. Yeah, I mean you must have hurt feelings.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
It's very interesting. Well, it's interesting to me that because
you would have assumed that Maniah and Jury would have
been against us as well me. But they're on our side.
It is hers, so she does have to take responsibility
for him, so she does. Yeah, I don't know, we're
going to have to. I think we're going to have to.
Can I move this up to eighth's? Ah? Can I
just put it this way? Mogi, not your problem anymore,
(42:55):
just because I don't want to have to see it.
There's a reason why I got it out of the
god and now I have to see it in this office. Yeah, yeaheah, No, Okay,
fair enough.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
If only there was like some magical giant like bin
thing that you could just throw something in that you
didn't want anymore, yes, you know what I mean. Yes,
but we don't live in a fairy tale world, Pokes,
that doesn't exist, So gods is a dilemma, it is, Well,
it should be a sort of that. Do you need
a vacuum, Jason?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Nah, I got a great back. Well, if anybody out
there wants it three four eight three, Yeah, totally. It's
a bloody ripper, isn't it, Fellas No.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on the
radio hod Iky.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Gorilla's there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
The time is five to six. Keep the text coming
for What's for Dinner with key Z three four eight three.
Let Thereu's know What's for dinner? You could win yourself
a fifty dollars rebig about you.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Heaps of good text already flying and fouls with great
a few a few bad tickets too. Like earlier in
the show, I was talking about how I'm really really
keen to go and see Engelbert humped in Yes, and
then this guy or this person, Jordan from Huntley has
just taxed through Engle bird Ship Crisperdink. You know that's
that doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
That's great, that's really good. I appreciate we should rename
What's on the Dinner with Me Tea to Engle Ship
humper Ship.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
What was that Eagle ship? Humper ship?
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Doesn't make sense?
Speaker 5 (44:23):
It was Engle bird Ship Crisperdink. So an it takes
like that will not be rid out on you, right,
keep it except that one. Except for that one because
it was good.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, the whole che Big Show with J, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Hold Ike, welcome back him as a backbone. So hope
your Thursday night's going along very nicely. Indeed, do you
are listening to the Big Show ball?
Speaker 6 (44:50):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (44:50):
But reburg Crave with his street food freshly made with Reburger?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Tell you what fellas? The weather's turned a bit? Yeah,
pretty weird out there, isn't it's weird man, because before
it was sunny and it now it's raining. Man, it
is sanity. How am I expecting to walk home when
it's raining?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
You got your lemon shrewd on, You'll be all right?
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Man. I can see my nips chafing beers of the Cold.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
Fellas up next to what's on the dinner, Yes, even
though that sinner has just put me off my dinner.
But before you get into that, I was wondering, what
are you guys having tonight?
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Man?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Well, my wife has texted me and she has said
to me, she said, she said, she says, I don't
suppose you're getting free pizza tonight because we got that
last night. So she was hopeful because she can't be
bothered with the cooking, right.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
So she's hoping that you would steal because we stole
that from Zidium. We did, so she's hoping that you'd
steal her some from Zidim.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah, pretty much that, but also anything at all. It
was just me, but I've settled on dumplings, film a
delicious frozen dumpling. What are you going with you? I've
got to tell you, fellas. Just on the dinner last
night was a shocker? Was it? Did you go out again?
Speaker 6 (46:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
My wife? Oh god?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
And she herself said, I was so frustrated in the supermarket.
I was nearly in tears to decide what to.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Choose because she knows how you react.
Speaker 8 (46:16):
And she.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Ended up buying broccoli and made a broccoli salad which
was underdressed.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
And she also bought minute steaks. I don't know if
you know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
And you can be guaranteed they will be like leather.
I don't like steak to even start with minute steaks.
You cook them for like two minutes on it, not
even there each side leather.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
I know the issue. You're cooking them for two minutes
and they're a minute steak.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
I was outraged, and even she was outraged. You're saying
that the neighbors were complaining about the noise you're getting off.
I was abs fume. You're saying the homeless blokes outside
that were, you know, hanging off the glue bag. We're
telling you to pipe down.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Hey, up next, what's on the dinner? What are you
having for tea?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Tonight?
Speaker 5 (47:11):
New Zealand? Give us a text on three four eight
three and you could win some reburger.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
The whole Arching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Hold Archy, Calison chains here on the radio, Hold Archy
Big Show this South faesterday evening.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
But right now it's time for you.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
Hey guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Watch on the tee with me dinner?
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Yeah, what's for what's on the tea with me dinner?
Were you texted on three four eight three what you're
having for dinner? And then we read it out and
then give out reeburg A vouchers. People just started texting
and stuff that vaguely sounds like Englebert humping. Now, Greg
Engliss burnt humpback whale. Shit, it doesn't make sense at
least this one Engelbert strumpled drumstick is kind of related
(47:59):
to the topic. If you don't know what we're talking about.
Who that from this to the podcast? That's from Nick?
Oh yeah, yeah, Would you guys like some meals?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 5 (48:11):
All right, here we go. Get a Feller's will here hunting? Ah, yeah, hunting,
will hunting? Get a Fellas will hunting here, plane pasta
with a couple of coldies.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
How was the time of that puke there? Yeah? That
was good. That is a night meat plane past is
no good.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Just pass it on its own.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
No, no beers, just just ditch the pasta. What is
Just just have a few beers. That's true.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Actually, I had an amazing dinner hack the other night,
which was genuinely delicious and took like five minutes to make.
It was this this nice I tell you guys, don't
give a ship and I'm saying it anyway. There's this
really nice, like total any style past you can get
in the in refrigerated section, made in Italy and the
inside stuffing is like Palmerigiano or whatever. The cheese is
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that they use on all the you know part of
like carbnaras and stuff that's inside it. It takes two
minutes you boil it. I put some truffle oil on it,
a bit of rocket and some prescudo. Literally took five
minutes and it was delicious. It was delicious. Is this
Ernest chat with me Kesy? Ernest past the chat with
(49:26):
me Kesy? Well, I'm sorry for being passionate.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
A right, that's interesting. You're so passionate about food that
you pick food it takes two.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
Minutes to cook, says minute steak man. Another one's just
come through here? Can I just ask that you know
what I'm talking about? When I is it minute steak
or minute steak?
Speaker 3 (49:45):
I know what you mean. I think I'm pretty sure
it is a minute stak because it's meat. It takes
a minute to cook. Yeah, it's an abomination.
Speaker 8 (49:52):
Here.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
How about this one here? Evil, Burt Hump and Mink,
stop evil, it's good. Stop sitting this text. So this
is not what the segment is. This isn't just sending
stuff that sounds like an old singer. This is what's
for dinner? Yes with me, tea or whatever the hell?
Ja says there get a guys, Melanie here Bracewell. Wow,
(50:15):
friend of the Show, Melanie Brace former Hodarch. Yeah, comedian guys,
Melanie Brace will here for dinner tonight. Unfortunately, nothing hanging
out till payday. Trying to say something might have to
be cereal for dinner.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with cereal for dinner, Melanie. I've
had many cereal dinners. Yeah, yeah, we Bis, Yeah, wheat picks,
corn flakes. If you can live on the bones of
the of your ears, you can do anything totally. You've
been on the bones of yours, Jason, I've been on
the bones of my ass. Loved it.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Yes, I only when I was a student. How about
what's the bones of your us?
Speaker 7 (50:48):
Like?
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Genuinely? Like you have no food?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
But I'll tell you this, Keezy on double digit occasions,
I made the decision on a Monday. I had to
choose between whether I would eat for the week or
whether I would smoke cigarettes. That's how much money I had,
And I chose cigarettes every single time without fail. So
and I had zero money either saved or in my
(51:14):
possession at all, right, and nobody was coming to help me.
I didn't even have a missus to blood job.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
So I'm sorry, is this is this like Ernest chat
with old that's old Mogi answering you myself.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Money runs out after two days. You got to somehow
get through for the next five.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
That every single week. Yes, yeah, I have not been
on the bones of my ass. Then fortunately, get a
fellas Tom here Hanks. Oh nice, it's Tom Hanks. Good
a fellas Tom Hanks here. I'm going to mummies for dinner.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
That sounds like Tom Hanks. He's a wet blanket, isn't
He's a bit of a dribble, isn't he?
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Yeah, just checking if there's any more Engelbert TEGs, No,
they don't. Someone's orange texture here saying I think they
call them jiz steaks in Europe. So hopefully that's helpful for.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
You two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening, Fellas, how do you feel about giving away.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Some meat and some money?
Speaker 5 (52:20):
Now you're talking?
Speaker 3 (52:23):
What's this? Radio horachy bar tab.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
A bar tab It's to celebrate national It's to celebrate
National Lamb Day, February fifteen, which is this Sunday. Make
sure you raise a chop on National Lamb Day. I
certainly will be.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
I'll tell you what. When Mogi and I were talking
about being on the bones of our ass, the.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Old lamb was well out of range, wasn't it, Megi,
such a good cut of meat.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Well, fortunately Pugs has randomly selected a number, and I
believe it is James Okay who was on the bones
of his ars and he was on the benefit at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yes, yes, good good.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
Let's give him a call and if he answers, he
gets some cash and he gets a meat pack thanks
to Beef for Lamb New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
I wonder if he's going to declare that, you know
how you have to sort of tell them if you
get extra cash.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh yeah, I'm not sure this counts. This is a windfall.
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, good James, that's the Fellers from the Big Show.
How you going, your man, bastard?
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Oh not too bad, thanks guys, Good on your.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Mates, Good on you now you were a call. Of course, James,
you called us earlier in the day, didn't you. Indeed,
great stuff.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Well the good news is, mate, we want to give
you some meat and some cash. Oh lovely no worries, mate.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
You like your meat, James, I love my meat, mate. Yeah,
we're talking now, we're talking all right. Good news is mate,
we are going to see some cash and some meat.
Speaker 6 (53:54):
Man.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
So you just hold the line there and old pugs
aren't'll sort you out, all right?
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Oh cheers, guys think so good on man, have a
good one backbone, massive backbone, huge backbone.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Hey fell, it's just for National dam Day? Are you
guys still? Can you come over to mine and fire
up the old barbie?
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Still keen?
Speaker 6 (54:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, that's right, we said there absolutely.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sunday. It's a tradition, geezy it is.
This is the what is going to raise a chop?
We're going to raise it because I thought this is
how it would work. As you guys come around, will
fire the barbie up, cook all the chops, yep, and
then we'll all sort of raise one yet and then
we do this thing where you pour are you drop
a chop on the ground to honor your dead dead
(54:34):
loved once and then we'll just rip in.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah that's good. Is a wife going to do some
cakes for dessert?
Speaker 5 (54:41):
Jason? My wife hasn't cooked a cake since twenty twenty
two when you dist cakes live on here and.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
The world's a better place for it.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Mogi the whole Aching Big Show with j Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
Well, there you go, your may bastards. That's a big
show done and dusted this thusday night. Make sure you
tune into tomorrow show. By the way, the Friday Shrubber. Hey, Keezy,
what's the podcast outro eclip?
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Today? Mate?
Speaker 5 (55:15):
Today's podcast outro clip was about me being a guest
speaker for former students in the school that I used
to go to. Comes out seventh thirty tonight, so check
it out.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
Then he did a bit of filth which was sort of,
you know, suggested rather than blatantly spoken, and then one
of the boys asked him at some stage, sue, what
did you mean by blah blah blah, And everyone sort
of giggled, and Murray Deeker walked off the stage and
walked down to this kid and just whispered in his
ear and then walked back up on stage again. And
(55:48):
the kid was just sitting there going, I can't remember
who it.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Was there you go.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
It was a fun yan from Jays there about Murray
Deeka guest speaking of his skill older than you? Mogi serious?
How old's Murray Dickah?
Speaker 4 (56:09):
Mogi stallion. You don't get a body like that drinking
coffee and smoking darriies. You're off to the gym, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
I wanted to. I wanted to go to the gym,
but actually I've just I've gotten I'm just going to
walk home. I'm too hungry. I'm too hungry to go
to the same so I'm just gonna I'm just going
to get my ass home. Stat not hungry for games.
I am keyzy, but not as hungry as I am
for dumplings. Kezy, what are you up to?
Speaker 5 (56:34):
Man? I'm going to go home. Have left, have a
butter of checking my wife's out with a makesnight for drinks?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
How did you go with it but a chicken? Because
you're saying when you came in that your missus caught
you last night. He came out into the kitchen and
you were eating it cold out of the fridge with
just the light from the fridge lighting me up.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
And also because I sleep naked and I saw my
posture was really bad, and I was slumped over this
bowl in front of the fridge, and I had it
all around my mouth.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
And but I saw us in your pubes that I
had butter sauce on my pubes.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
Hey, Jace, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Man?
Speaker 4 (57:08):
I'm going to walk home and you know what I'm
gonna get. You've inspired me, Mogie. I'm going to get
some spicy dumplings, nice mate?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (57:15):
How many? Fifteen? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (57:18):
And I'll late three of them and then I'll finish
them off across the next week.
Speaker 5 (57:22):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
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Speaker 4 (00:25):
I hope you're feeling okay this subtree Thursday afternoon. You're
listening to the Big Show, which, if you didn't realize,
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Speaker 5 (00:42):
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Speaker 3 (00:51):
You know, Mogi.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Sometimes when I'm lying on my couch at home, I
put this very tune on, and I think.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Of you, that old magie. What a stallion he is?
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Now, Caddy is what a Greek god? A smile appears
on my face. How are you messing back?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Man? Your good things going? Pretty? Grassy made dog, your
six son of a bee? Another beautiful day, man, aren't
we blessed? It's been good? Please blessed? Yes, it's been great.
I'm loving it. It's a great time to be alive. Keasy,
I'll tell you that much, brother, I'll tell that much.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
He steamed Mogie. I don't think I've ever got to
say that on this show before. It is a great
day to be a live. Feelers really hot. Tell you
where it's not hot as christ Church. I was down
there this morning. It is miserable, really, was it?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
Yeah, because it's usually very dry and so forth and
windy and hot. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Yeah, No, I was miserable this morning down there. So
good to be back up here in Auckland. Yeah, man,
as soon as I arrived. Ah, that's better, good stuff.
No offense South Island jas lemon shirt brother.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Finally, Yeah, I thought i'd make an effort. You've been
starving us of the lemon shirt. I have been good shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
To be honest with you, I've run out of the
laundry pile is very big at the moment.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
The only option I really had. Can I just you're
saying that you're your wife there has been slacking off
big time, which I thought was Can I guess you're
from a different era? Can I just correct the record here?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And I feel like it's going to be a show
where I'm doing that a lot today. My wife has
been an absolute backbone moving out of our house. She's
shouldered a lot of the burden. Let me just put
it that way, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's only because she's a bit taller, I guess.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
Hey, Mogan, what's coming off of the show.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi. Another
absolutely massive day here on the Big Show. Keep your
ears tuned everyone for the Queu Deicle for the Hodiche
Bar tap competition. You can get some some bucks and
some meat going in some meat baby.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
One hundred Hurducky's the number to call when you hear it.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yeah, absolutely get onto that. There'll be a little bit
of one and a half. Mogi's chat today is my
as my daughter sort of stepping towards the new endeavor.
She's chasing a new dream, bending her horizon. So we'll
get into that a little bit later. But next up field,
it's kicking the show off. We'll be talking about times
you have been massively, massively let down by your mates.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
Yeah, like devastatingly shocking. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Case Keys has got something, he'll probably kick it off.
But yeah, it's not a major, not a major at all,
but three four as you probably don't need to bother
about it, then we do.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
We definitely do, by the way. Yeah, it's massive. Tune
to start, Yeah, great tune audio slide.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODA.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
We's are there on the radio Darky Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four point thirteen.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Hey Magie, Yeah, man, have you ever been, like, I
don't even know how to. Have you ever gone to
a point where a person in your life where you
consider yourselves very close friends and then you've you've asked
that friend for help, and then they've agreed, and then
(04:25):
at the eleventh hour, right when they said that'd help you,
they just drop the ball and just let you down completely.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
It didn't turn up. Yeah, I have, I actually have had.
It happened to me. Yeah, and I can't speak about
it because it's too specific. Yeah, okay, but it was.
It was. It's devastating because it feels like a reflection
on you as the individual, and it makes you feel
like a fool because it's it becomes clear to you
(04:54):
you have the blinders removed from your eyes, and for
the first time, you can see that you're in a
relationship that is completely different to the relationship that the
other person. Yeah. Yeah, and it just dawns on you
for the first time.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Ye, I feel like a curtain is lifted.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
The reason I bring this up is earlier today, I
flew down to christ Church, and I spoke to students
at my old broadcasting school that I went to, and
I think two weeks ago I sort of sent a
group email or a text down and just said, hey, fellas,
you happy to jump on a meeting a meeting call
(05:34):
so that you can chat to the students this particular date,
sent a calendar invite out. Yeah, we lockd it and
everyone agreed. Reminder yesterday, reminder this morning.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Didn't need one, very very busy geasy but yeah, made
a commitment. I'm going to keep it. You down me.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Thanks, Mat, I appreciate it. You were the one that
showed up. Yeah, you know, Pugs was there.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Ye showed up.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
But lo and behold, I was standing there looking like
an idiot. Yes, it's true, because I had promised these students,
these bright eyed, bushy tailed broadcasters of the future, that
their hero Hoidy j was going to be there on
a zoom call for them to ask questions. Yep, and
did he show up? Well, Jace, did you show up?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Man?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
First of all, Jace, feelers. I don't want to hear feelers,
because what you did is probably the most hurtful thing
anyone's ever done to me. Ever, look, you stood me.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Up first and foremost. I apologize to all those students.
I am a hero to them.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
But if we could take some time after the next
couple of songs, mister speaker, I'd like.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
To okay mount my defense all right, well, because it's
going to be pretty damn good.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Jason.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
I can't wait to hear your apology because that hasn't
happened yet in the meantime.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Like she it has. But you just went paying attention
out and that's right. You said it.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Quietly while I was talking to someone else.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (07:08):
I forgot. But in the meantime, I just I wanted
to make this a space, a safe space for the
listeners as well. If you've ever been just devastated by
one of your close friends and let down massively, please
text us three four eight three. You'll be in the
drawer for a fifty dollar at Reburg voucher if you
share your story. Be brave, share the story, and up next,
Hoidy j will attempt to explain why he massively let
(07:31):
down old Kezy shocking. It was shocking, That's what they
all said.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
In the meantime, He's fee fighters.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
The hold aching big show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days a four on radio.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Hold aching the Verve.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
There on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Now, if you're just joining the show, there's.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Been some pretty harsh words thrown around by old Keezy,
not harsh man, a bit of character assassination going on.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Don't go on the offensive.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
No, No, he might have a perfectly good reason, kids,
and I think you need to hear him out. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Well, first, let me just reset. Yes, Jace promised me
that he would jump on a team call this morning.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
The word promise.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
I flew down to christ Church to speak to my
old school. There was sixty seventy students there waiting to
hear from one of the heroes. Hoidy, j Murgy showed up,
Pugs showed up. Yeah, Jace let me down massively in
front of everyone, and I look like a fool. And
the topic now on three four eight three is when
have one of your very close friends massively let you down?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Okay, feel free to go here now.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Jas Fellows, what you're about to hear is a harrowing
true story.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Right, okay? Is it a spooky story?
Speaker 6 (08:45):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Okay, Now, this is genuinely what happened.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I was, you know, because Keysy's a buddy, He's an
old mate, old keesy.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And I we hang out. I'm very keen.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
I know I'm worshiped around the country by a lot
of young fire you know, as a hero broadcasting hero.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I was very much looking forward to it. Actually, yeah,
you'll be aware of the fact that at the moment,
I'm shifting. Okay, I thought you shifted a couple of
weeks ago.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
No, I shifted last week out the majority of our stuff.
But my wife and I have found ourselves in a
situation where it's like, oh my god, there is still
so much more to do before our new tenants move
in on SATDI and time is running out.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
You've let your wife down and me as well.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
So that's the situation, and I've been running around like
a blue ass fly trying to sort stuff out. Now,
what happened this morning was this, we had a trade
coming over later in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
He gave me a.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Call and it was for a task that needed to
be done before the tenant moved in. He called me
and said, hey, listen, can I change the time because
I can only make it at this time now, and
it was around the time that, not quite the time
that Keesy was needing me.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Yeah, but it mean that.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
I had to go and pick up my car, which
was part fifteen minutes away, then hone out to West
to let him into the household.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Also added to this, my daughter needed to be dropped
off at a friend's house because he's dog.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Sitting out West Cool. So I said to.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Her before I left, in an absolute flummox, you need
to be up by the time I get back because
I've got to go straight out because there's something going
to be waiting for me.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
At the house. So I get to the car park
and this is where it gets ugly, feels gets horrific.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I go to swipe in my swipey doesn't work, and
I'm like, we've been having problems all week with the
car park, and I'm like, Effane and Jeff and I
walk around the side of the building and then I
go to use the lift to get to my car. None,
I repeat, none of the lifts are working. So I'm
Efan and Jeff. In a little bit more, I go
(10:55):
up two flights of stairs to a guy who's at
the reception.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
I said, hey man, I'm trying to get my car.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
I'm in a bit of a hurry here, and none
of the lifts are working, and incidentally, my swipey's no
longer working. And he said, oh, okay, the lift's not
working and I said, yeah, that's right. And he went
over to the left and he said, oh.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
That's weird. And in your apartment building. No, this isn't
the car park, our car park. And I said, my
swipe he's also not working. Why is that? He's like,
where are you from?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
And I said in zied me and he goes, okay,
I'll make a call and see what's going on.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
What's your name? Jason Hoyt. He makes three.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Phone calls over five minutes and doesn't connect with the
right people. He finally connects with security and he has
a conversation and it starts off with Hi, I've got
a guy here from inzied Eye and I'm like, no,
inzid me, in zid me, and he's like, oh, sorry,
in zen me And he's just wondering why has swipey
(11:54):
isn't working and why the lifts aren't working, and he's
going okay, okay, and then he looks at me, and
he goes, have you been disguised? And I went, no,
why would I go to sky City And he said, well,
there might be a swipey there and I said, I've
already got a swipey. It's not working. And he was
like okay, and he went ohah blah blah blah blah blah,
hung up right, hung up. And then I said to him, look,
(12:16):
I'm in a hurry. Here, where's the stealwell access. I'll
just go down the stairs. I'm in a hurry.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
And he went, I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I don't actually know where the steelwell access is. But
he said what you can do is go back out
again and actually go in where you drive your car
and just walk down the levels. So I'm iffing and
Jeff and going God, And this is around the time
that I'm meant to be doing this with Kesey. Finally,
get to my car, get out, get back to the
apartment to pick up my daughter.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Has she moved? Has she moved? Is she ready?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, she's not, I if and Jeff at her, get
her ass up, hoon out to West Aukland, drop her off,
get get to my place about five minutes late.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
And I shit, you not.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I'm opening the door and the guy rings me on
my phone the trading and says, sorry, mate, I'll be
another hour. And the time that I was getting my
car and getting out there, I also do never speaker
in my car, so I have no technical access to
talk to people.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Was the time that Keasy was doing his speech. Right, wow,
And I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
So you got to you got to.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
You know, anytime you do anything, Jace, you've got to
account for the fact that the ship is always going
to happen to Yeah, but it all happened at this
one moment.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I also feel like if you could have gotten onto
the call while all this was happening, it would be
a very good teaching moment for the students.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, I absolutely it would have been. Yeah, and if
I could have done that, this is what they expected
on the call. Yeah, you think they wanted you to
go in there and talk about your career as a broadcaster.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
They wanted to see old Hoidy. It's all about observe
how a basic task has turned into an absolute shambles.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Behold this fountain of content.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
The Hdiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune
in four.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
On radio radio bares.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Indeed, let's give aways some meat and some money apheels, let's.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Ride hundred bucks cash and a beef and Lamb New
Zealand meatpack every single day this week, celebrating the fact
that National Lamb Day is this Sunday, February fifteenth. So
why not fire up the barbie and raise a chop
to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
I love raising a chop.
Speaker 5 (14:47):
Same here, man, let's go to the lines. We've got
my Kaita from carpete. How are you going, Hey, I'm
going good yourself?
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah? Good? Thanks? Complain what part what part of kapay?
You and brother? I'm from I'm from Leven originally, so
we used to spend a lot of time down at
the skate park there.
Speaker 7 (15:07):
Oh true.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah that's pretty awesome man.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Like the King of that half Ye it had about
nine feet a verot on it. But I do think
care far. Oh you're so hard cool? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
What do you do for a job, Mikita, Sorry a crust.
I'm doing tiling at the moment, I'm doing apprenticeship.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Really becke backbone, back breaking word that is the old tiling.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
Yeah, satisfying stuff though, a right Mikayla you keep your
phone on your mate, we might be giving you a
callad or some cash and some meat as well.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Right, awesome, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
Get on your man, get a James your mad barsid
Hell's life you mate?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
James?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Good? Thanks mate? What do you do for a cross?
James Gold?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Morning?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
Okay, okay down the river there?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
What's the what's the most you've gotten to day?
Speaker 4 (16:02):
James?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
H ten Graham's or ten grand? Yeah, that's not too bad, actually,
not too bad at all. Yeah. And what river you're
working out of?
Speaker 5 (16:17):
The one?
Speaker 4 (16:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
I thought as much, man, I thought as much.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, nice, nice, all right, James.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
Well as much a gold a gold miner as I
am a plaster.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Yeah, we'll check you out. Hold James, may keep you fun.
We could be calling you with a hundred bucks and
some meter all right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Good on you mates. Let's go to another James. Good, James,
your man, bastard.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
How's live? How's it going guys? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? Good.
How's your day going? James? Yeah, not too bad? Well, good,
I put you. I thought I was talking to you
guys before. I didn't realize there was another James, did
you just.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Have a full conversation with us without.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Realizing James, Yeah, indeed, Well, hey man, what's your favorite
red hot chili Pipper's song? I'd have to say under
the yes.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Also, James, real quick man, what do you do for
a crust?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
At the moment, I'm chugging the old mate.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I don't worry about it, man, Stay off your horse,
put your feed up, brother, You've earned it. Well.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
If we call you later on the show, James, you'll
be rich anyway, mate, and you'll have you in a
fridge full of meat.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Keep your phone on. Your Ma might be giving you
a call later on. Thank you very much, James. A
reminder that's happening again tomorrow if you want some cash
and some meat there.
Speaker 9 (17:37):
Fellers, good Socials School, Social Passion in the corners name again.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Come on the Whole Archy Big Show week days from
four on radio.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Is indeed the clash there on the radio. Hold Big
Show this csay afternoon. The time is four point fifty two.
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue. She had a
ripper last night at the Fels Night of the Seven
Kingdoms for the first episode, It's an HBO, It's a
spin off of Game of Thrones and it's on Neon.
You can watch it on Neon there I heard. I'd
(18:28):
heard a lot of things, but you hated the first episode, Jason,
I wasn't a big fan, but because I know that
it gets better, maybe I was looking at it with
a kinder eye. But there's some great lines in there. Yes,
I'd sort of very much in that writing style, you
know in the Game of Thrones where they just had
some of the characters just had magnificent insults for each other.
They would just say the most horrible things. There were
(18:48):
three or four absolute belters last night that had me
cracking up, just really mean, yes, just great, great stuff.
So it's the story of a guy. It opens and
he is an assistant, there's a name for it, but
an assistance, the squire for a night. The Night drops
(19:10):
dead before this young fellow's had the opportunity to become
a knight himself. It doesn't sound like the Night was
a particularly nice fellow. So he goes on and he
wants to get into a tournament to make his name,
and he just goes around lying and saying that he
is in fact a Night, which he definitely is not,
and Yeah. He meets a sort of a cast of
(19:32):
varying characters, so nice, some not so nice, mostly not nice,
and gets himself into a bit of trouble. The guys
are real dim with isn't idiot? He's a big tool moron. Yeah. Great,
really enjoyed it. I'll give it probably three and a
half to four busies in the area of a possible five.
Looking forward to cracking into more of it. I'm glad
(19:54):
it exists. Yes, gave me some good laughs.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Um, yeah, well I think I suffered in terms of
the first episode from Game of Thrones itis, right, but absolutely,
I'm really enjoying it. I'm up to date. Yeah, I
won't let you know what happens, but it's very good.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's very good. Can I say the other spin off
House of Drag, House of the Dragon or whatever it was, Yes, was,
and I watched that all the way through the first
season at least anyway, and you're sort of waiting for
it to get good and it never really did. This
is already head and shoulders above that. Yes, agreed.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
I could probably google this, but it must be based
off a book or something that's a very early story
of as a drug that's why the insults and stuff
will be so good. Yes, because all of the what's
it called where you're just chatting in the in Game
of Thrones, just a basic five minute long conversation between
two characters was somehow awesome to watch. And so if
(20:44):
he's done that again this new one, I'll be keen
it's great.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I had a bit of a moment last night. I
was scrolling through knee On there because I haven't had
ne On for so long, and then I saw the
Last of Us and I went, oh, my god, I
haven't seen the second season. Of course, as the Fellas,
we all went and saw the premiere of that, the
first episode, and I went, I've seen the first episode,
(21:09):
but I haven't seen the rest of it.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
How good?
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So my wife watched the first episode and I went
through it again because I couldn't quite remember what was
going on. Then into the second episode. Bloody good. Have
you guys watched it? So it's one of those great
things where you completely forget about it and then you
discover it again.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
And go, oh, how good. I've got that to watch
for the next few days. Absolute cracker of the season.
The second season is really good.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah, well, the second episode was Ahamdinger. I'll give it
four busies.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Out of five. Yes, it's good for James Jase doesn't
creep up to the fours generally.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
No, No, that is good. Actually, you've reminded me. I
haven't watched the second season either, and we've got Ane
on because my wife wanted to watch Small Scandal. We
watched the second episode of that, by the way, very funny,
better than the first episode. And now I just want
to see what happened. Yes, like, it's very very good.
Like it is very funny, and all the characters are
just ridiculous. But now that I've got knee on again,
(22:05):
I'm like, cool, Night of the Seven Kingdoms. I want
to watch Chernobyl again. Such a good show. And I
want to watch the Last of Us season two because
I forgot that existed as well. That's a lot of
good stuff.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's really good.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Actually, the highest rating I think I've ever given was
four point six for Game of Two Halves.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I think, oh, my old show. You thanks man. I
appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
That was great joke? Is he really? I wouldn't miss
it for the world.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
What was your favorite part about it?
Speaker 6 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Just the interactions, the Whip the comedy.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
They haven't watched anything the chemistry, have not watched any
of it.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Hey, now heap's coming up after five o'clock. By the way,
old Mogi Mini's got one and a half.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Mogi's is the most confusing sentence ever seen on radio.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
If you saw Jason while he was saying that, as
brain nearly fell. Yeah, I was really trying to compute
what I was saying.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Akay, Mogi's got a story about his daughter. That's what's
happening after five.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Actually be with Jon, Mike and Ksy. Tune in week
days and four on radio.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
Ho mayor Bastards Hope. Yeah, Thursday is going along very nicely. Indeed,
you are a fitness into the big show. Book to
you by reb.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger are redefining the norm.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
Dish dosh, dishsh dish.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (23:25):
You're pretty good things.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
It's a new game where you order Rebiger. You just
your order Rebiger because obviously you.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Know it's so good.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
It's hand crafted and there's you know, the good times,
and you can get the good food if you're really
good at that as well.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
So you're playing a video game.
Speaker 5 (23:51):
Oh yeah, here you go.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
See what's so? This is a bit where I get
the rebiggs.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
My favorite part of that was when the guy asked
the question what are you doing? And then the other
guy talks to the one that's playing a thin game,
talks real slow because he's concentrating on the game. When
people will ask you, you're concentrating on a hard bit, yes,
so you talk slower. That was really good. It really
really good. Four point three buzzies. It's almost as good
(24:26):
as Crag goes. Well, what's the other one? Game of
two hard?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, actually give us your writing of Game of two
hards on.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
This show hasn't been on TV for months.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
It's just a great show.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
No I know, But like, why are we bring it
up now and asking for people?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Is it? Is it coming back? Keasy hopefully? Man Tomatoes
ranking right, there's a percentage there. There's an IMDb one
as well. We should be doing a big show one
on the show. So every we get we we chuck
it up on socials. People give it a vote and
then we can give it a big show busy rating.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Well, we already kin'd of do that, So like it.
I re meagined if you googled like a new show
and then it had the rotten tomatoes score them and
then how many buzzies out of five? I reckon that
could go inter national. But yeah, stop bringing up that
old TV show please, it's a crack am.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I knows if people actually wanted to see that now
they missed it? Key would it? Would that be on TV?
And Z plus?
Speaker 5 (25:24):
It was on Sky? Oh you so loved watching it,
didn't you?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
I loved it? Man? Yeah, here's radio here.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
The Darchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Four on radio.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Indeed Green Day there on the radio Honarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon at a time twelve minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Five eight men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men, men,
men men men one and a half fellas old Maggie
(26:10):
Manogi my daughter six and a half. She started back
at beck at school this week. Year two they call it.
It has to be primer to when I was coming
through Keysy Was it year two for you? They changed
the system by then.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Yeah, it was year two or Standard two.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
After prem four, Standard one, Standard two, Standard three, Standard four.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
And then Winners form one one, Form two, Form three,
Form four five form Anyway, she's taken up speech and drama.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Speech and drama, which I never did as a kid.
We're talking about that off here a little bit earlier,
but it wasn't the sort of thing that a lot
of people adopted, probably for fear of getting you know,
getting their beans at lunch time. Someone smack you over
for that. But I guess nowadays it's it's much more accepted.
(27:05):
So anyway, I had a phone call from the teacher
and they said that she is very gifted, well great,
very gifted. And in fact, the teacher there has had
a word with her husband's sister who is an agent
in Hollywood, and she's just been given the lead role
(27:30):
in the remake of Annie.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Let's up to one lesson of speech and drama. I know,
that's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Isn't that incredible? Extraordinary?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
How does it even happen?
Speaker 3 (27:48):
Well, this was the thing. It was because the teacher's
husband sister has been an agent. But she's here back
for the sort of the Christmas holidays and all that
sort of thing. She happened to be there at the class.
How on holiday, Well, she actually just got to here
a couple of days ago. Different holidays over in America,
Keys and Hollywood. They do things differently over there. I
don't know if you know.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
That, right, So Shell, she have to move to Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
I don't think so, but I guess I know we'll
have to look at all that sort of stuff. But
down there, from what I understand, it's going to be
big money. It's funny actually because I remember my youngest
Mogi did speech in drama.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Wait, your youngest is called Mogi.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Strangely enough, he is Mogi Hoy.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Middle name Keys and the interesting because she's she's quite
a shy, retiring right type, And she had her first
speech coming up, and she was terrified, you know, just
filled with fear. And I just said, you got this.
You know, you're a champion, you're a clever girl, you're
(28:59):
a great speaker, blah blah blah blah blah. And it
was in front of the whole class, and parents are
invited to come, so we all went along and she went.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
Up there to give her a speech and just froze. Yeah.
I have never been more embarrassed in my life. It's
a shameful moment.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
Seriously, And afterwards, I said, you can find your own
way home.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I mean that's pretty how old was she sex?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Did she find her own way home? Eventually?
Speaker 5 (29:31):
It's pretty full on.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
But she loves speech now, doesn't she? And sort of
performing in that.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh yeah, well that's great news logie, thanks man.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, yeah, we'll see how it goes. I guess.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
What's your relationship like with your daughter?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Me and her? Oh we get on great guns?
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Oh okay, cool?
Speaker 1 (29:55):
The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio hod Iki.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Things Leon there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
The time five twenty three Fellers.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
I've got pretty good taste of music. I think I've
seen some great concerts. I've seen quite a few. You know,
Metallica in twenty ten, It's Spark Arena, one of my
all time favorites.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Sixteen years ago. What else you got, man?
Speaker 5 (30:22):
Well, Billy Joel twenty twenty two. I think it was
the greatest, seriously, the best concert I've ever seen, and
a few others in there as well. And I feel
like now that I am on Radio Hodarchy, I have
to be very sort of selective about the gigs that
I go to. For example, I know you guys weren't
super stoked that I went to Billy Joel and said
(30:42):
it was the best concert I've ever been to. When
it was a piano man, he lit it up. Yeah
it's the piano man, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I hate him.
Speaker 5 (30:50):
There is a singer who has announced that he's coming
to New Zealand for the first time in seven years.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
Has it been seven years?
Speaker 5 (30:57):
It's been seven years since this singer has come to
New Zealand. And I will freely admit that when I
get home from having a few beers with my mates
and I'm a wee bit steamed. This guy gets more
run than anyone else. And I really want to go
see him live. And he is only ninety years old.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
Who is it hard to say really because your taste
is so poor. It could be anyone, all right. Ever
heard of engle but Humperdink Mogi Dance Dance Dance to.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
Englebert mother flipping Humperding's New Zealand and he's ninety Well
he's only nine now, but by the time he gets here,
he's nine.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (31:45):
And it says probably one of his last tours ever.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Maybe I think it's definitely one of the last. I
don't want to, you know, you might give last seven
years ago.
Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yeah, and I see, like I grew up listening to
because of my mom and my uncles and stuff. They
played a lot of ingle bit humping and like he's
got some bangers man, like check this one outsuck. You
know you feel me?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
That sounds exactly the same as please.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
And the thing about ingle but humping is when you
are steemed and you want to sing along to something.
Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, that is not it. No, you think of pil
Jam Black or Oceans or you know, sing along to that,
you absolutely can. I here, you are an old old
man and a younger man's body, that's doubt.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
I saw a video just recently and I can't remember
the name of it. I think it was Barry Manilow
and he was doing a concert and he was so
old that he literally had no idea what he was doing.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, No, that was that was somebody I saw that
one as well. He was it was like Frankie Valley
or something like something like that.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
And they were just literally leading him around and what
he didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 5 (33:11):
Not the four seasons were leading him around.
Speaker 3 (33:14):
No, the other seasons were well gone. Yeah, some young
fellas just shoving him around. That he is a yeah,
he hit that vacant. He literally had no idea as
long as what was happening.
Speaker 5 (33:26):
But as long as Engelbert can still you know, bang
this stuff out.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
I can read a moment more tell me one look
one one. I mean it's intensively poor, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (33:43):
It's amazing this stuff is like, it's amazing this music. Seriously,
I do you're being on.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Mogi when you say he is a massively old man.
He is in a slightly sort of decrepit, broken down
younger man's body.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
So what do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Is it all? G if I go, you've absolutely you've
got to go. Yeah, okay, I think it's on brand
for me. Yeah you're going to be on They still
have that channel Coasting Gold and all that sort of stuff.
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I don't if the Coast playlist
is old enough for your taste.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
I don't think they play Inglebert. But look three four
eight three. Please have your opinion, you know you do
you want to should we? Should?
Speaker 2 (34:25):
We all?
Speaker 5 (34:25):
Should we do a live show and then all go
to Inglebert to get.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
I'm not going I tell you what. Actually, my wife
would be into it and I'll go along really yeah,
how good?
Speaker 5 (34:36):
I won't be into it as well.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Let's go Okay, you're on.
Speaker 5 (34:40):
Me and Hardy j is singing along to this can't wait.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
Every day I start to break.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
The hierarchy. Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Indeed, when you hear the Reburger sing in the middle
of a song, give us a call on eight hundred
hodak in win yourself a fifty dollars reboog you voucher,
I tell you who did that? Miles good a, Miles
your mad barset? How's life good?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Ay?
Speaker 11 (35:25):
Hoity jay?
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Very well?
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Thanks mate?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
How are you getting on?
Speaker 4 (35:28):
Yeah very well? Thanks thanks for asking man. Tell me Miles,
you on your way home?
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Are you just rocked up?
Speaker 4 (35:35):
Now?
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Just go home mate?
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Good on your mate.
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I was going to say, how far away are you
a few miles?
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Good on you, cheezy.
Speaker 5 (35:46):
Thanks Miles, that was very generous of you. What do
you do for a chriss brother? I work in the
car industry. I sell cars and I get the nickname kilometers.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Ah, how fitting is that? Fella? You love it?
Speaker 5 (36:01):
That's good stuff? Absolutely, Hey Miles man, I'm really keen
to give you this rebig about you. I'm just gonna
ask you a couple of questions and make sure you're
not AI.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, sweet Airs, can't you already tell the I'm not
a mate? No?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
You could be, though, just just's protocol. Men like I
don't make the rules better away. What's for dinner? A
good question, man, Not too sure? Something on the food bag?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Yeah, been on those for a while. Long to the feedback.
I just found that there was too many carrots.
Speaker 5 (36:34):
What you order that you picked the meals? Pick the carrots.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
They just keep chucking in bags of carrots all the time,
and every meal he treat of carrot.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, it's the only time I eat healthy these.
Speaker 3 (36:45):
Days, mate, I understand.
Speaker 5 (36:48):
Hey, Miles, how often do you floss?
Speaker 7 (36:52):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Pretty much when I'm just at my girlfriend's trying to
try to double double?
Speaker 4 (36:57):
Then?
Speaker 5 (36:57):
Yeah, what color got the supplies?
Speaker 10 (37:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
Of course?
Speaker 5 (37:02):
What color are your undies?
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Miles?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Good question?
Speaker 3 (37:06):
Are they great today?
Speaker 8 (37:07):
Brother?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Great? You're running the calvinklines?
Speaker 8 (37:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (37:12):
Man of the kmart one.
Speaker 4 (37:15):
I'm running some gray ones today too, for anyone that cares. Actually,
maybe we'll take a peck of them.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Yeah, okay, good so what you want to take a
photo of your undies yes, and Miles's undies Yes, and
then put it on Instagram.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Yeah sounds great, Miles, hell of a post.
Speaker 5 (37:30):
The final question for your brother, what's your deepest fear?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Deepest fear?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
I'm quite afraid to say. Yeah, right, everybody is apparently
there's a lot of people say it's the heights. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
here's the ship out yeah yeah, gotcha? Gotcha?
Speaker 4 (37:49):
All right, Miles, will you stand on the line and
I pak Sanmill saw you out with that fifty got
a reburg about you, all right, mate?
Speaker 5 (37:55):
Oh bloody awesome cheers, get on your mate, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
How do you go with the heights? Theages?
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Yeh, jizz, it's interesting. Do you guys get that urge
when you're up high? Somebody to just chuck yourself off?
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I don't trust myself, that's for sure.
Speaker 10 (38:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
I never used to. I never used to care about
heights at all. But as I've gotten older, I've got
them worse with them.
Speaker 4 (38:15):
Yeah, I think I'm the same. Yeah, never used to
go on me, but you know, if you're up high,
that's why. Like when we were looking at apartments and stuff,
the idea of being up really high with a sort
of balcony at your waist level really didn't appeal to me.
Speaker 3 (38:30):
I was like, I'd see myself just right.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
You know that.
Speaker 5 (38:36):
Was the balcony at you at your waist level. Are
you sure it wasn't like a curb or something. Also,
do you remember when you were supposed to jump off
the Auckland Harbridge and I had.
Speaker 8 (38:45):
To do it?
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Well, it was my heart, man, it was my heart.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
You failed the physical. That was terrifying.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Failed the physical for a bunch.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
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days from four radio ho Gues.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Indeed the cult there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Sursday evening.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
The time is five forty seven.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Coming up after six o'clock we're going to do what's
on the dinner with me Keysy. So if you'd like
to win yourself a fifty dollars reburg about you give
us a text on three four eighty three and just
tell us what you're having for dinner and who you
are Fellows.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Yesterday I had a little bit of a you know,
it was a bone to pick, wasn't it. Yeah, we
hadne secret sand to leading up to Christmas, in the
office here, I had very very generously put together quite
a thoughtful gift. It was a green secret sand which
means you had to bring something from home rather than
buying something brand new. I provided an Apple speaker that
(39:41):
was quite good, a Bluetooth Apple speaker which works very good,
very good. It works. Yeah, everything, even all of the
gifts I gave worked right. The other gift I gave
was a quite special vacuum clean broken vacuum. No, it
works perfectly well. It was access to requirements.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
It was held together by duct tape.
Speaker 3 (40:02):
It was held together. Did it suck hard? You've never
ever felt anything like it? When you say foult, you
mean like never you mind? Anyway, we're having a bit
of a chat about it. I had kindly given this.
It was it was. The lucky recipient was Zoe, the
producer for the breakfast show. I noticed that the Apple
(40:23):
speaker disappeared off the face of the airs. Apparently she
took that home. And yet the office in the studio
here has been littered with this this gift. She's not
taken it home. Now it's her gift. I've given it
to You don't get to just go. Nah, if you're
sitting around at Christmas and something gives you a gift,
you don't just leave it there and walk away from it.
It's up to you to take it away if you don't.
(40:45):
Look I can handle almost that. She doesn't like the gift,
the broken vacum regift. It put it, put it in
the rubbishment. If that's how you feel about it, trade
me exactly. But I just leave it lying around to
her responses ability. But it's sort of been left here
as if it's still my responsibility anyway. The audio has
made its way to the breakfast show.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Yeah, they I think they listened to it this morning, right,
and they've had some sort of rebuttal on the matter.
Speaker 3 (41:11):
In the head.
Speaker 5 (41:12):
In the head of the vacuum cleaner, it's got one
of those things that spins and that is just covered
in for it looks like you ran it over a
ture bucket.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
Now it is broken. It does suck.
Speaker 12 (41:21):
It came in a garbage bag.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, yeah, So you.
Speaker 11 (41:24):
Haven't been tempted to take it home. I mean it
has been. It has been utilized here in the studio.
We have vacuumed a couple of things.
Speaker 12 (41:31):
Will you talk about my costking having a vacuum in
the studio. So you're welcome. I'm going to leave it
here for you for everyone forever.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Use.
Speaker 11 (41:37):
Yeah, I mean the problem with the vacum clean It's
great having a vacuum cleaner in your office, to be honest,
but the problem is that doesn't never cover discidance.
Speaker 5 (41:43):
What's what's the plan there?
Speaker 3 (41:44):
It's your vacuum.
Speaker 12 (41:46):
Listen. Someone forgot that they even had me for Circreit Center.
So I got the leftover gifts. I have a small apartment.
Where's it going to go? I don't have a whole
lot of storage space.
Speaker 11 (41:54):
Well, look your I think your losses is the listener's game.
Why don't we give it a three for eight three
O eight one hundred headache? First call the three wins
a second hand vacuum clean of third hand?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Sorry third hand? All right, we'll go to line number three.
Good morning, Welcome to the show. Who we're talking to? Hi, Je,
Congratulations you've won the vacuum cleaner. Oh damn it. I
wanted to do it.
Speaker 7 (42:18):
I thought that was the gong.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
You thought you heard the gong to come with us
to Byron Bay. Yeah, so they tried to give it away,
and the woman that got it, just like Zoe, also
didn't want it. Yeah, I mean you must have hurt feelings.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
It's very interesting. Well, it's interesting to me that because
you would have assumed that Maniah and Jury would have
been against us as well me. But they're on our side.
It is hers, so she does have to take responsibility
for him, so she does. Yeah, I don't know, we're
going to have to. I think we're going to have to.
Can I move this up to eighth's? Ah? Can I
just put it this way? Mogi, not your problem anymore,
(42:55):
just because I don't want to have to see it.
There's a reason why I got it out of the
god and now I have to see it in this office. Yeah, yeaheah, No, Okay,
fair enough.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
If only there was like some magical giant like bin
thing that you could just throw something in that you
didn't want anymore, yes, you know what I mean. Yes,
but we don't live in a fairy tale world, Pokes,
that doesn't exist, So gods is a dilemma, it is, Well,
it should be a sort of that. Do you need
a vacuum, Jason?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Nah, I got a great back. Well, if anybody out
there wants it three four eight three, Yeah, totally. It's
a bloody ripper, isn't it, Fellas No.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on the
radio hod Iky.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
Gorilla's there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this Thursday evening.
The time is five to six. Keep the text coming
for What's for Dinner with key Z three four eight three.
Let Thereu's know What's for dinner? You could win yourself
a fifty dollars rebig about you.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (43:50):
Heaps of good text already flying and fouls with great
a few a few bad tickets too. Like earlier in
the show, I was talking about how I'm really really
keen to go and see Engelbert humped in Yes, and
then this guy or this person, Jordan from Huntley has
just taxed through Engle bird Ship Crisperdink. You know that's
that doesn't even make sense.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
That's great, that's really good. I appreciate we should rename
What's on the Dinner with Me Tea to Engle Ship
humper Ship.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
What was that Eagle ship? Humper ship?
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Doesn't make sense?
Speaker 5 (44:23):
It was Engle bird Ship Crisperdink. So an it takes
like that will not be rid out on you, right,
keep it except that one. Except for that one because
it was good.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
Yeah, the whole che Big Show with J, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (44:44):
Hold Ike, welcome back him as a backbone. So hope
your Thursday night's going along very nicely. Indeed, do you
are listening to the Big Show ball?
Speaker 6 (44:50):
Do you?
Speaker 5 (44:50):
But reburg Crave with his street food freshly made with Reburger?
Speaker 3 (44:58):
Tell you what fellas? The weather's turned a bit? Yeah,
pretty weird out there, isn't it's weird man, because before
it was sunny and it now it's raining. Man, it
is sanity. How am I expecting to walk home when
it's raining?
Speaker 5 (45:13):
You got your lemon shrewd on, You'll be all right?
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Man. I can see my nips chafing beers of the Cold.
Speaker 5 (45:21):
Fellas up next to what's on the dinner, Yes, even
though that sinner has just put me off my dinner.
But before you get into that, I was wondering, what
are you guys having tonight?
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Man?
Speaker 3 (45:29):
Well, my wife has texted me and she has said
to me, she said, she said, she says, I don't
suppose you're getting free pizza tonight because we got that
last night. So she was hopeful because she can't be
bothered with the cooking, right.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
So she's hoping that you would steal because we stole
that from Zidium. We did, so she's hoping that you'd
steal her some from Zidim.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah, pretty much that, but also anything at all. It
was just me, but I've settled on dumplings, film a
delicious frozen dumpling. What are you going with you? I've
got to tell you, fellas. Just on the dinner last
night was a shocker? Was it? Did you go out again?
Speaker 6 (46:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (46:04):
My wife? Oh god?
Speaker 4 (46:06):
And she herself said, I was so frustrated in the supermarket.
I was nearly in tears to decide what to.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
Choose because she knows how you react.
Speaker 8 (46:16):
And she.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Ended up buying broccoli and made a broccoli salad which
was underdressed.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
And she also bought minute steaks. I don't know if
you know what I'm.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
And you can be guaranteed they will be like leather.
I don't like steak to even start with minute steaks.
You cook them for like two minutes on it, not
even there each side leather.
Speaker 5 (46:45):
I know the issue. You're cooking them for two minutes
and they're a minute steak.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
I was outraged, and even she was outraged. You're saying
that the neighbors were complaining about the noise you're getting off.
I was abs fume. You're saying the homeless blokes outside
that were, you know, hanging off the glue bag. We're
telling you to pipe down.
Speaker 5 (47:08):
Hey, up next, what's on the dinner? What are you
having for tea?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
Tonight?
Speaker 5 (47:11):
New Zealand? Give us a text on three four eight
three and you could win some reburger.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
The whole Arching Big Show with JS, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
Hold Archy, Calison chains here on the radio, Hold Archy
Big Show this South faesterday evening.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
But right now it's time for you.
Speaker 5 (47:27):
Hey guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Watch on the tee with me dinner?
Speaker 5 (47:35):
Yeah, what's for what's on the tea with me dinner?
Were you texted on three four eight three what you're
having for dinner? And then we read it out and
then give out reeburg A vouchers. People just started texting
and stuff that vaguely sounds like Englebert humping. Now, Greg
Engliss burnt humpback whale. Shit, it doesn't make sense at
least this one Engelbert strumpled drumstick is kind of related
(47:59):
to the topic. If you don't know what we're talking about.
Who that from this to the podcast? That's from Nick?
Oh yeah, yeah, Would you guys like some meals?
Speaker 3 (48:09):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 5 (48:11):
All right, here we go. Get a Feller's will here hunting? Ah, yeah, hunting,
will hunting? Get a Fellas will hunting here, plane pasta
with a couple of coldies.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
How was the time of that puke there? Yeah? That
was good. That is a night meat plane past is
no good.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Just pass it on its own.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
No, no beers, just just ditch the pasta. What is
Just just have a few beers. That's true.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
Actually, I had an amazing dinner hack the other night,
which was genuinely delicious and took like five minutes to make.
It was this this nice I tell you guys, don't
give a ship and I'm saying it anyway. There's this
really nice, like total any style past you can get
in the in refrigerated section, made in Italy and the
inside stuffing is like Palmerigiano or whatever. The cheese is
(49:04):
that they use on all the you know part of
like carbnaras and stuff that's inside it. It takes two
minutes you boil it. I put some truffle oil on it,
a bit of rocket and some prescudo. Literally took five
minutes and it was delicious. It was delicious. Is this
Ernest chat with me Kesy? Ernest past the chat with
(49:26):
me Kesy? Well, I'm sorry for being passionate.
Speaker 3 (49:28):
A right, that's interesting. You're so passionate about food that
you pick food it takes two.
Speaker 8 (49:35):
Minutes to cook, says minute steak man. Another one's just
come through here? Can I just ask that you know
what I'm talking about? When I is it minute steak
or minute steak?
Speaker 3 (49:45):
I know what you mean. I think I'm pretty sure
it is a minute stak because it's meat. It takes
a minute to cook. Yeah, it's an abomination.
Speaker 8 (49:52):
Here.
Speaker 5 (49:53):
How about this one here? Evil, Burt Hump and Mink,
stop evil, it's good. Stop sitting this text. So this
is not what the segment is. This isn't just sending
stuff that sounds like an old singer. This is what's
for dinner? Yes with me, tea or whatever the hell?
Ja says there get a guys, Melanie here Bracewell. Wow,
(50:15):
friend of the Show, Melanie Brace former Hodarch. Yeah, comedian guys,
Melanie Brace will here for dinner tonight. Unfortunately, nothing hanging
out till payday. Trying to say something might have to
be cereal for dinner.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with cereal for dinner, Melanie. I've
had many cereal dinners. Yeah, yeah, we Bis, Yeah, wheat picks,
corn flakes. If you can live on the bones of
the of your ears, you can do anything totally. You've
been on the bones of yours, Jason, I've been on
the bones of my ass. Loved it.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
Yes, I only when I was a student. How about
what's the bones of your us?
Speaker 7 (50:48):
Like?
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Genuinely? Like you have no food?
Speaker 3 (50:51):
But I'll tell you this, Keezy on double digit occasions,
I made the decision on a Monday. I had to
choose between whether I would eat for the week or
whether I would smoke cigarettes. That's how much money I had,
And I chose cigarettes every single time without fail. So
and I had zero money either saved or in my
(51:14):
possession at all, right, and nobody was coming to help me.
I didn't even have a missus to blood job.
Speaker 5 (51:20):
So I'm sorry, is this is this like Ernest chat
with old that's old Mogi answering you myself.
Speaker 4 (51:29):
Money runs out after two days. You got to somehow
get through for the next five.
Speaker 5 (51:36):
That every single week. Yes, yeah, I have not been
on the bones of my ass. Then fortunately, get a
fellas Tom here Hanks. Oh nice, it's Tom Hanks. Good
a fellas Tom Hanks here. I'm going to mummies for dinner.
Speaker 3 (51:50):
That sounds like Tom Hanks. He's a wet blanket, isn't
He's a bit of a dribble, isn't he?
Speaker 5 (51:55):
Yeah, just checking if there's any more Engelbert TEGs, No,
they don't. Someone's orange texture here saying I think they
call them jiz steaks in Europe. So hopefully that's helpful for.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodark.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
You two there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening, Fellas, how do you feel about giving away.
Speaker 3 (52:18):
Some meat and some money?
Speaker 5 (52:20):
Now you're talking?
Speaker 3 (52:23):
What's this? Radio horachy bar tab.
Speaker 5 (52:29):
A bar tab It's to celebrate national It's to celebrate
National Lamb Day, February fifteen, which is this Sunday. Make
sure you raise a chop on National Lamb Day. I
certainly will be.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
I'll tell you what. When Mogi and I were talking
about being on the bones of our ass, the.
Speaker 4 (52:51):
Old lamb was well out of range, wasn't it, Megi,
such a good cut of meat.
Speaker 5 (52:55):
Well, fortunately Pugs has randomly selected a number, and I
believe it is James Okay who was on the bones
of his ars and he was on the benefit at
the moment.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Yes, yes, good good.
Speaker 5 (53:04):
Let's give him a call and if he answers, he
gets some cash and he gets a meat pack thanks
to Beef for Lamb New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (53:11):
I wonder if he's going to declare that, you know
how you have to sort of tell them if you
get extra cash.
Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh yeah, I'm not sure this counts. This is a windfall.
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4 (53:21):
Yeah, good James, that's the Fellers from the Big Show.
How you going, your man, bastard?
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Oh not too bad, thanks guys, Good on your.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Mates, Good on you now you were a call. Of course, James,
you called us earlier in the day, didn't you. Indeed,
great stuff.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Well the good news is, mate, we want to give
you some meat and some cash. Oh lovely no worries, mate.
Speaker 5 (53:42):
You like your meat, James, I love my meat, mate. Yeah,
we're talking now, we're talking all right. Good news is mate,
we are going to see some cash and some meat.
Speaker 6 (53:54):
Man.
Speaker 5 (53:54):
So you just hold the line there and old pugs
aren't'll sort you out, all right?
Speaker 4 (53:58):
Oh cheers, guys think so good on man, have a
good one backbone, massive backbone, huge backbone.
Speaker 5 (54:05):
Hey fell, it's just for National dam Day? Are you
guys still? Can you come over to mine and fire
up the old barbie?
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Still keen?
Speaker 6 (54:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yeah, that's right, we said there absolutely.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Sunday. It's a tradition, geezy it is.
This is the what is going to raise a chop?
We're going to raise it because I thought this is
how it would work. As you guys come around, will
fire the barbie up, cook all the chops, yep, and
then we'll all sort of raise one yet and then
we do this thing where you pour are you drop
a chop on the ground to honor your dead dead
(54:34):
loved once and then we'll just rip in.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Yeah that's good. Is a wife going to do some
cakes for dessert?
Speaker 5 (54:41):
Jason? My wife hasn't cooked a cake since twenty twenty
two when you dist cakes live on here and.
Speaker 3 (54:49):
The world's a better place for it.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
Mogi the whole Aching Big Show with j Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
Well, there you go, your may bastards. That's a big
show done and dusted this thusday night. Make sure you
tune into tomorrow show. By the way, the Friday Shrubber. Hey, Keezy,
what's the podcast outro eclip?
Speaker 3 (55:14):
Today? Mate?
Speaker 5 (55:15):
Today's podcast outro clip was about me being a guest
speaker for former students in the school that I used
to go to. Comes out seventh thirty tonight, so check
it out.
Speaker 4 (55:24):
Then he did a bit of filth which was sort of,
you know, suggested rather than blatantly spoken, and then one
of the boys asked him at some stage, sue, what
did you mean by blah blah blah, And everyone sort
of giggled, and Murray Deeker walked off the stage and
walked down to this kid and just whispered in his
ear and then walked back up on stage again. And
(55:48):
the kid was just sitting there going, I can't remember
who it.
Speaker 3 (55:52):
Was there you go.
Speaker 5 (55:55):
It was a fun yan from Jays there about Murray
Deeka guest speaking of his skill older than you? Mogi serious?
How old's Murray Dickah?
Speaker 4 (56:09):
Mogi stallion. You don't get a body like that drinking
coffee and smoking darriies. You're off to the gym, aren't you.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
I wanted to. I wanted to go to the gym,
but actually I've just I've gotten I'm just going to
walk home. I'm too hungry. I'm too hungry to go
to the same so I'm just gonna I'm just going
to get my ass home. Stat not hungry for games.
I am keyzy, but not as hungry as I am
for dumplings. Kezy, what are you up to?
Speaker 5 (56:34):
Man? I'm going to go home. Have left, have a
butter of checking my wife's out with a makesnight for drinks?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
How did you go with it but a chicken? Because
you're saying when you came in that your missus caught
you last night. He came out into the kitchen and
you were eating it cold out of the fridge with
just the light from the fridge lighting me up.
Speaker 5 (56:50):
And also because I sleep naked and I saw my
posture was really bad, and I was slumped over this
bowl in front of the fridge, and I had it
all around my mouth.
Speaker 3 (56:58):
And but I saw us in your pubes that I
had butter sauce on my pubes.
Speaker 5 (57:06):
Hey, Jace, what are you doing tonight?
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Man?
Speaker 4 (57:08):
I'm going to walk home and you know what I'm
gonna get. You've inspired me, Mogie. I'm going to get
some spicy dumplings, nice mate?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (57:15):
How many? Fifteen? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (57:18):
And I'll late three of them and then I'll finish
them off across the next week.
Speaker 5 (57:22):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
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