FULL SHOW: Ever Tried Sympathy?

On today's show, Jase expresses sympathy, Mike has a strange dining experience and Keyzie gets ready for his anniversary.

STAMPALAMPS:
(00:00) Intro: Sunny-ish?
(04:13) Your dream Big Show guests
(08:39) SHOW MEETING
(12:51)  Keyzie's anniversary
(18:00) What's On Telly?
(24:41) Intro: Poor Wee Keyzie
(26:43) Keyzie's Vulnies
(31:16) Jase tries Sympathy
(36:44) WHO WANTS REBURGER
(41:30) Magic Round '26!
(44:07) Intro: Tea tonight?
(46:38) What's On The Dinner?
(51:39) Boaty McBoat Names!
(55:42) Mike's dining debacle
(60:04) Farewell!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hose.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I keep big sure show thanks to crave Worthy street
Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome this big show, really big.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Well, Jason Heitz.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
Might not and cheesy, Oh, give out your mad bars.
It's great to have your company on an actual, an
actual sunny afternoon here in Auckland City. It is the
twenty seventh of January twenty twenty sixth, and you're my friends,
as always listening to the big show, brought to you

(00:36):
by reburg Year.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with reburg Year. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Speaking of which, Ka Moggie a stallion, your Greek god,
your stud muffin house life go.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
I'm pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of
a bee. I think you've been very generous man saying
it's a sunny day, wow, I mean compared to other days.
But she's overcast, but better than other days that we've had.
Absolutely apparently I hear. And this is from a bloke
at the urinal Tomorrow is going to be sunny, yes,
and hot frothing about that?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, I really am, and I think it's meant to
be yeah, because I was also in the same duney Yes,
sharing a bowl with a fellow there and he was
telling me of corn flakes, no, a wee bowl. We
were doing wheeze together.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Doing so you were both doing weeze is the same toilet.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, doing sword fights. And he was telling me Kezy
that apparently this week's looking pretty good weatherwise.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Really, it's not bad, That's what I'm hearing. That's a
down low I've been getting.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I think you guys did to stop listening to people
in urinals and toilets. It seems to be where you
get all your goss from. Well, we'll see how the
rest of the weather goes for the rest of the week.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
We will, won't we make it.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
And then we'll see who should be listening to guys
and urinals or not? Keezy cliche fair enough?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
How are you keyzy nomor good?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
But we're today. Yeah, I want to get into this
a little bit later. We get into that a little
bit lower. Know, if you want to, I'll put it
on my list here of stuff. We're getting into that
stuff we'll get into Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Well, I mean, is it just your normal weird? I mean,
because you're you're a pretty weird dude, even weird even
for keysy.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, that's weird for Kezy. Okayling, I've not really had before,
and I'm worried about it, Fellas.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Okay, well, let's chat it out, Keezy.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Let's do it. That's what the show's all about. Jason
looking good Man, You got your emerald shirt on?

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah? Thanks man. Yeah, we made a discovery today, didn't we.
Fellas read my emerald shirt that it's got little blue dots.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I've got blue dots and I hadn't noticed them before.
All I could see last time was the emeraldness.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Sorry, I knew it had dots on them. Did you
You're sitting a meter away from the shirt with blue
dots on it?

Speaker 6 (02:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Good stuff. Hey, what's coming up, Mogi?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
What's happening on the Big show with Old Mogi?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Well, as user, it's going to be a hell of
a show. As you just heard there, Old Keesy has
been feeling a little bit vulneyes and we're going to
dig right down to the bottom of exactly what is
going on there. Also, one of the three feels here
is celebrating a wedding anniversary. Okay, so we'll be we'll
be dragging out a few details around that. Few plans

(03:14):
et cetera, et cetera. Also, the Big shows are going
to have some big name guests as part of the show,
as twenty twenty six rolls on. If you've got any
ideas about who you'd want to have as a guest,
or here is a guest on the Big Show. Text
us on three four eight three or give us a
call on eight hundred Hodaki. I'll tell you this year
is going to be a bloody big show. It's huge,

(03:36):
Mate made a bloody big show.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
No name is too big, by the way, No three
four eight three. Send them through, pugs will get them
on the show.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Here's the Darkness the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Hodiky Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Hey fellas the are is twenty twenty six. Our shows
going along great guns. That's from the executives here at work.
They said it's going along great guns. But they wanted
to evolve. They want to get bigger and what better
way to do it. And this is what a lot
of other shows and podcasts do is they get bigger
names to come in and have a chat so that
when you post a clip online, wow, Everyone's like Wow,

(04:16):
Brad Pitt, and then hopefully your podcast or your radio
show then gets lots of follows from that. So what
I was thinking is we can just have a big
brainstorm some huge names that will put on a list,
and then we'll we'll try really hard and Pugs, he's
very good at this. We'll try and get some big
names to come in for a chat.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Man.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
Yeah, I feel like we've sort of reached the capacity,
like the audience we are going to reach the way
we've been gown Like, we've reached it. So we need
to find new ways to open ourselves up to other markets.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
And just on that front, Actually, Keisie, I've had a
number of scenarios where we have interviewed people and my
daughters have gone, oh my god, you interviewed such and
so I cannot believe that he's one of my favorites.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
And that's it. And then what happens is someone who sees, oh,
what the big show's got Taylor Swift on?

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah, totally, and.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Then they listen to our show for the first time
for the interview and they go, hang on, these guys
are very, very very professional. I like Taylor Swift and
I love the Big Show. Yeah, because that crossover. It's
very common crossover that one. So already people on three
four eight three are having this, say, for example, David Bain, Yeah,
I don't think he goes by that anymore, doesn't he? Well,

(05:25):
I mean I think he's changed his name once again.
People are just suggesting stuff. Pe did he Oprah? What
do he uses one phone call a day? I don't
think so. Oh true? Is he? And jail is? Yeah? Right, okay,
what have we got here? Oprah? Oprah?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yeah, would be a good check because you had a
thing with Oprah. Yeah, that's right. Sure was my hall past.
Yeah that's right.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Someone who suggested we get the more Morning Pirates back
on the show.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
That's good. That would actually be I tried to do
that back in the day, but what happened. Yeah, No,
we don't want to talk about that. You know, I reckon,
you know, as we are a music station. Yeah, you know,
let's shoot for the saus let's go for your Cobains
for example. I mean we play a lot of their tunes.
You're Jimmy Hendrix, for example. I'd be Bloody keep Berry Humphreys,

(06:15):
one of my comic sort of icons. I mean, people
like that. I think it really left the show.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
No, I know, it's just with some of those people.
I'm not sure about availability.

Speaker 4 (06:25):
All right, Well, I mean this is the thing when you're.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Shooting Wheeland from stoneyble Pilots. Yeah, okay, anyone like anyone
that you'd like, you know that's currently living.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
David Bowie, I mean, I mean, if we're doing this,
let's do this.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
We can't until you did people. Those people are all dead.
What about Judy Bailey. See now we're talking mother of
the name, other of the nation for the news reader.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Well, if we're going in that direction, I'd love to
get Jenny Shipley in Jenny Shipley. Aw, I'm a prime minister. Yes,
we had a bit of a thing back in the day,
but that's got nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
What about like, you know, the lead singer of Incubists.
You know, I was playing Incubist? What about that Dave
Grohl wanting you Grolly on Anything's possible? Ideas Keezy three
four eight three keeping suggestions coming through. Someone here wants
my wife on the show. I don't know all theres
would be pretty good.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Actually, that would be that would be a show. We've
got to do a show one day with all our wives.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
My wife is not coming anywhere near the show, no way.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
There's incumbus.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
Nirvana there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. Keep those ticks coming on three four eight
three for the guests you want to ask to have
on the show this year. Also, just very briefly on
that Murray Deeker that broad GLD, we're going to get
Old Muzzin.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah. Man, people are dying for some mother. Hey, guys
are going to have a show meeting. If that's all good, sure,
show meet.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Show me the meeting. Show meeting is now in progress.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I've also going to play another thing because Pug signs
in here with oh.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Yeah yeah it's Pugs.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
Fellas, get a Pugs Hey. The reason we have to
call the show meeting. I want to be honest, there
wasn't one I was planning to have today, but it's
something that needs to been nipped in the bud early,
and it's something that the show like it can't function
if this continues. Can I just say that I agree
with that?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Okay, cool, I have no idea what you're talking about, keesy,
but carry.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
On tardiness again today? You're later again today? Jay, how
many times has that Pugs, he's been late? Well, we've
had one late.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
We had one time when you're late the first show back,
it was about ten to fifteen minutes, Shock and Bastard.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Then in Totunger, we had a time set to pick
you up from your accommodation instead of making you uber
over to us, which would have.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Been way more convenient. Before the drive home.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
Mike and I and the hod you waiting outside your hotel.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
For how long?

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Mogi?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Twenty thirty minutes?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Are sane?

Speaker 5 (09:22):
We're in a chat. Oh yeah, it's all good. Okay,
we're on our way yet, no worries get there not
there doesn't answer phone calls from either of us. It
doesn't hasn't seen as messages. It's the time that we're
there to pick am up. Yeah, and the God knows
what he's up to. Mike, I was I was concerned
that Jason, there was something wrong with you.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Man.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I thought you'd fallen into the toilet.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
Well, I thought you'd I thought you'd done a a
David Carrodine. I thought I was going to go up
stairs and find you hanging off a bathroom door having
to go at yourself.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I didn't think that darkly about it.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
But well, and then today I fight.

Speaker 6 (10:01):
I fight.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I find this ironic given that when we tend to
go away, oh Keesy and Pugs, it's like fellas, We're
gonna have breakfast fellas Fellers that goes on forever, and
if oh, sorry, I'm just woken up hour later, Sorry

(10:25):
fellas just woken up. Yeah, I'll pop down in fifteen.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
That's right now, Jason. In those scenarios and it's just breakfast.
We are clearly hungover responsibly from a big night. Yeah,
he's right every single time.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
And also if you text us in the morning when
we haven't made a plan which we made to leave toddunger, Yeah,
and then we're late, is that really on us as bad?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Always saying Jason's badly, I'm so used to you being
a bang on time and this year, so this year
it's like, oh my god, what's it's Jace? Okay, has
he crashed? Just there's a pattern of tardiness that's starting,
and I'm just need you to know that we worry
about you.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
We had a meeting today with the Boss Todd. It's
three pm. What time did Jace walkin Crostrio five? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Did you not hear my chat about the traffic? You're
the traffic earlier throat had been shut down to one lane?
I could give a ship. Okay, Well I'll take it
on board, Fellows, and uh you know, I'll do my
very best, because truth be told, I hate being late.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Yes, being lated. This is a thing.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
This is why we're so worried because you're never late, yes,
and here we are constantly late.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah, it's bizarre. So we just we're just letting it
be known. And this is I guess this is a
formal warning.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Okay, yeah, the whole archy Big Show was Jason, Mike
and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
In was the Osborne there on the radio? Hold on
key Big Show this Tuesday, AFT. I mean, what a
great song that is. Jeez, that's a good song. The
time is four point thirty six.

Speaker 5 (12:07):
Fellas Big Day, Big Day, technically it's tomorrow, but I
just want to I guess we should start talking about it.
Now because I was on Instagram earlier today, which I
never am, and I saw easy that you had posted
and your lovely wife had posted a little video of
you three years ago practicing your choreographed dance that you

(12:29):
performed or did as your first dance at your wedding.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, So tomorrow is your third wedding anniversary.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's right, twenty eighth jam. Three years is flown by
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, it's just as solid now as
it was three years ago.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Oh yeah, what a relationship, what a dream. I guess
it's a tough time for you and IJS because that
anniversary just dredges up the memory of the fact that
neither you nor I was invited to that wedding.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yes, by that.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Stage, we've been working with Kez for a year and
a half or so on the show, and every day
I was going out to the mailbox. Surely the arrival
of my invitation, yes is imminent.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I'm gonna be honest with you again, it was a
hurtful time what I do in my life, and I've
got to address it. Actually is I compartmentalize, Yes, and
that wound is certainly very much there. But if I
let it take over my life too much. I can't function.
And so what I've done is I've just put it
in a little box inside Howdy j and I just

(13:38):
leave it over there and I don't open the lid. Yeah,
that's right, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
But that's right, and you can sort of you can
do that. You can do that three hundred and sixty
four days of the year, three hundred and sixty three
days of the year. That's your problem is when people
start posting videos of practicing, you know, first dancers online
and it sort of rubs your nose and it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It Well, it's that thing, because I'm not trying rub
your nose.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's you know, that was this lovely little video then
practicing their wedding, you know, their wedding dance on their
big day.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
There. I looked uncle. I was just thinking that, you know,
and all.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I could think of, and I don't know if you
were the same, all I could think of was, Jesus
would have been really nice to see that on the day.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Wouldn't have been beautiful?

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Would it have been? And they are all kidded out
in their little outfits.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
There, Yeah, you're looking slimming that video, Kezy, you see
this is okay? Look, can I just address this right?
My wedding three years ago tomorrow. Now, I didn't want
to make my wedding anniversary about you guys, but apparently
we're there. We made the guest list a year out
at that stage, I'd work with you for six months.

(14:46):
We agreed no workmates would be coming. No one else
from Hudaki was there other than Maniah, who I have
been mates with for a long time, and Toddy and
Toddy Boss. Toddy was there because he said I had
to invite him. I wasn't get the sap. We made
the guest list a year out from the wedding, that
mean six months. That was just after cake gate. You

(15:08):
just said my wife's cake was drying. Oh yeah right,
yeah yeah. So she was like, hey.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Well it's fine. I mean, as long as she wasn't
making the cake. I still would have been heavy to attend.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Yeah, I mean I was perfectly happy to go along
to the wedding and not eat the cake.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Yeah, I would have just hammered the person. You know.
I said a few words at the at the at
the head table.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
There exactly why I didn't invite you.

Speaker 4 (15:30):
Did I heard that you had ordered cheeseburgers for everyone.
I say, oh god, what I would have loved the cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
You were the reason I did invite you guys, because
I was worried the cake would be too dry for you.
The wedding cake. Yeah, we didn't actually have a wedding cake.
We had trumpets.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Yeah that's probably a wise choice.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, you.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
Cake.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
That was my idea.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Weirdly though, and I thought you had a I guess
what we're on it on the subject, we might as
well get all that, get it out.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah, I think I need to close this wound.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Yes, your wife had the cheek to seeing Jason I
request to do a video for you on your wedding day,
said that you're, you know, big fans of ours, et cetera,
et cetera, yours, that you love the show and that
it would have made made your world, you know, if
you had got a little video from old Hardy Jay
and Magi there.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
And we said no. We thought that was yeah, really,
that's why I'm getting because I was like to my
I was like, please, just I just want them to
call me a backbone on my wedding day.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Funnily enough, just on that magie I was cleaning up.
I was cleaning up my wardrobe the other day. What
should I find my receipt for the tuxedo iordered m
and got I get my money back on the basket.
I don't think so. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Pumpkin Patch are pretty good with their returns.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
There's the cure.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
The Hadarchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in week days four on radio.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
She had there on the radio. Hold Arky Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four forty eight. Let's
talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm not repeating myself, Fellos.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
That was just.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Perfectly happy to let this go on all afternoon if
it's what you want to do, Jason, we're losing listeners here.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Man to say, yes, Ja, Jason's.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Got to die.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
That was last night.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
I watched the show called or Not Even last night.
This week I've been watching a show called Sherwood Sherwood.
Have you heard about Robin Hood. Yes, it's got nothing
to do with it like Sherwood Forest.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, like Sherwood Forest.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
It is said, it's Sherwood Forest, but it's in later
days feels it's said in a nottingham Shire mining village.
Two shocking killers, shattered and already fractured community with a
dark past, arising from divisions created by the nineteen eighty
four eighty five miners struck those shruck minus strike apologies,

(18:30):
and those divisions have continued and persisted in the following years.
It's a drama and it's a little bit of a
murder mystery, and regarded over in the UK as an
absolute masterpiece.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wow, I wouldn't go that far. I was about to say,
let me gues it's not very good. I really enjoyed it.
Although it was great great acting.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
They have just got an abundance of just great, great
character actors where you look at you're watching a show
and you're like, well, that person is that Yes, that
person is a rundown monk.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
It's like when you watch Game of Thrones for the
first time. I didn't recognize any of the English actors. Yeah,
and they were just so well portrayed, like they just
looked exactly like the person. Yeah, it's unreal. I reckon.

Speaker 5 (19:09):
There's a second season which apparently has even better, so
or get started into that tonight. Been watching it with
my wife's grandmother. She loves, obviously her BBC sort of
style of stuff. A lot of swearing in this though,
but it's been slightly challenging. We're on the same page
with our tastes one hundred percent, we're not one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
But what happens is we posh play.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
She goes to sleep for about twenty minutes, yes, and
then wakes up and starts asking questions around who's that character,
what's going on?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Where am I that sort of stuff? Where are you now?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
Other than that, highly enjoyable, it's not quite right under
four busies out of five for me. It's called Silwood.
It's on TV and Z Plus. And I think you'd
really like it. Yes, I really do. Jason, Well, that's
good news.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Magie Sherwood Murder Mystery, Broken Wood Murder Mystery.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
This was my wife and I last night. We had
a shocker. You choose, okay, put on a movie ten
minutes and does this suck?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (20:19):
I can't even remember, Oh my god, And I said
your tune and she went, yeah, okay, let's watch this
ten minutes And does this really suck. Yes your tune. Okay,
is this what your life has become? And I choose
the movie? She choose the movie, and I kid you

(20:42):
not five minutes and this is terrible? Yes it is.
Should we just watch the tennis? Okay?

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Good, Well the tennis is good.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
Yeah, I love the tennis.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
So what was the name of the movie you choose?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
I can't even remember.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
I can't remember any of the movies.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
No, I genuinely can't.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Last night we watched episode two of Daddy Issues, which
is on three three now with Amy lou Will. She's
a young girl, she's pregnant, doesn't know who the father is,
her mum's her mum's run away. We don't know mergy.
Her mum's run away, her sister's into jail. She moves
in with her dad, who's an idiot. It's great, it's
very entertaining British sort of British humor but tackling real

(21:22):
life scenarios. However, my wife is getting very frustrated at
how useless the dad is because it's all about the
dad being an idiot, and she's like, he literally struggled
with that stuff, like he accidentally tore the bin bag
trying to empty the bin, spilt rubbish and juice everywhere,
and then cleaned it up with his jacket and she
was just like stressing out over her.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I do struggle with things where it's not realistic.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
There's a guy in that Sherwood who's a little bit
annoying in that way.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Yeah. God, but I said, hopefully he'll get better. That's
probably what the show's about. Yeah, right, yeah, anyway, that's
on three now. I give it three point seven buses.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Okay. Incidentally, my night last night one point two busies.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
N here's the class the Hidarchy Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Tune in on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
He is indeed the clash there on the Radio Hdarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty
six ham. Now listen up after five o'clock your chance
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Speaker 1 (22:21):
All you have to do is listen out for this.

Speaker 6 (22:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
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And if you get through and you answer the questions
to make sure you're not ai you get yourself if
you're a reburg aboutcher.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
Also coming up after five o'clock. You triggered me today,
Mogi with the anniversary chair. I've got a very important
one coming up, and I've been, as you guys know,
pretty bad, or not not bad, pretty terrible. In fact,
it's usually you that reminds me about my wedding anniversary,
and I'm wondering if I could maybe get your fellows happy,
even the audiences help to make this year special.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
I think you're beyond help, but we can give it
a go. Yeah, okay. If you've got any ideas tick three,
four eight three of what Hordy J Can do to
make his winning anniversary special, and we'll get into those
after five.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I welcome back as a backbones Hope you're surviving your
Tuesday afternoon. You're listening to the Big Show, brought to
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Speaker 6 (23:21):
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Speaker 1 (23:21):
Handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and gourmet eats that will change
the game. Yo, yum, yeah, yum. What are we doing?
What's happening with fellers?

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Oh yeah, oh sorry, carry on, I'm just chilling out
good stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah, I'm feeling a bit weird, if I'm honest, have
been feeling weird all day.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Okay, you've made a couple of comments off off, Mike, Yeah, off.
The microphone has made me wonder if you're all good.
G So just I think we're better off talking about
it on here. Yeah, in case it's really sensitive. It
seems to be our policy on everything I have.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
You know Keezy that you know what he was going
on here, old moogie and I have got your back mate.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Really yeah, we're just on that because I've hearing about
all of your frailties and issues.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
It makes me feel so much better about myself.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
You guys hearing about my issues. Yeah, okay, that's because
what I was going to say is I've never had
a sick day.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Right, Well, you bang on about that quite a lot.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
Actually, no, I know, but I've never had a set day.
And I was also and I was like, fortunately I
didn't get to the point because I at one point
today I thought I was going to throw up. Oh
really yeah, I don't know whether I was just manifesting
that in my own head. Yeah, And then I was like, ah,
just the thought of being here you can still do Yeah,
the thought of Jason's Emerald shitts dots on it. But
I was like, I haven't actually had a set day before.

(24:46):
I wouldn't know how to go about it or how
it will be received, you know. Yeah, you know. And
also you're well enough to talk into a microphone, aren't you.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, but not if you're sick enough to get other
people said, you don't want to want to be doing that, Keysy,
what's a good point. Why don't we delve into your feeling? Yeah,
talk about our feeling?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Good mate, how good about you? Man?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Thank you chin? He'd like a whole Jennet up, go
on absolutely.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
And Queens of the Stone Age here on the radio.
Darchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time thirteen minutes
past five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Fellas just a quick before we get into this, I've
just had text confirmation that both my mother and my
wife are listening to this right now.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Wow, okay, which is a weird crossover. So it was
lucky that they weren't listening, you know, So half an hour.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yes, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
No, we were doing anything.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Yeah, we were talking about some stuff. We'll just leave
it there, man.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I remember Earliot today, I wasn't feeling in cake. Oh yeah, true,
Earliot today I wasn't feeling very well. I was feeling volnies. Yeah.
We went to golf, me and Jason, Yes, And after
walking one hole, I was absolutely buggered. I don't know why.
And then felt a bit dizzy as well, and a
bit lightheaded, and I couldn't focus on the ball. It

(26:10):
was like a blur, slight blu. It was like the
three sixty P.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
And well he did a three sixty P.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah, Jays, I did wheeze while spinning in a circle. Cool.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
I missed that.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
No, it was like it was in three sixty pixel Like,
I don't worry about it. It was yeah, anyway, I was naked.
And then we had to call it after nine holes
got home because you were connected. I called it. I
was like I was playing here. I literally couldn't hit
a ball. It was one of those take your balls
and go home sort of thing. Was that what it was?
Jesse were there, it would have been that if I
had any balls left, right, So you had such a shocker.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I will say this. Keezy had a goal today to
lose two balls every nine holes, one ball, one ball
every nine hole. He lost five in the first two.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
It's a slight exaggeration. It was the three in the
first two. But yeah, I just wasn't on and all
I was doing was throwing brand new balls into the bush. Basically,
they got home, had a shower, head some food, drank
heaps of water, didn't know what the hell was going on,
and then it ended up having a nap for like
an hour. Felt a wee bit better after that, right, Yeah,
But one thing I did notice, and it happens a

(27:24):
lot a lot on the show, is like when someone
is feeling a bit unwell. So, for example, you know,
I was feeling quite lightheaded.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Yeah, and I get that all the time, especially when
you're walking up those I get very you know, And
even at the start, at the very first tea we
were talking about it yesterday, I could barely see them
all about three of the Basond's there. You know, my
bloody hips poked and my bloody ankles, certain shoulder.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
So yeah, so sorry, this is what I'm talking about.
So we're walking up the hill there, and I'm like, God,
feeling like really bugging when I normally wouldn't be. He
be like, welcome to my world. Keasy. Yeah, I'm bugging
as well. I'm found I'm more buggering than you or
stuff like I try smoking a thousand darts and then
blah blah blah and so and Jason, I love you, man,

(28:15):
like I do. Turned into something else. What's happening there?
It's just.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Love, especially when we've just been talking about your wedding
and weird. Look, I don't go that way, keasy, and
I don't judge you if you do, all.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Right, I'm married to my wife is great. Cover What
I call about in the business, we call that a beard?
Is that what it is? I'm for a mustache. What
I was getting at, though, Jason, is whenever someone sucking
around you, man, you always say that you're sick of
the day, are right? Whereas I want you to just say, oh,

(28:52):
that's no good, that's true. Actually you do do that?

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, yeah, you one upman. Shepherds and way of relating.
I don't know what it is, but Jesus is annoying.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Yeah, I've got like I've got a headache, like Yeah,
I've had a headache for about three days now.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Yeah, exactly, It's weird you should say that because literally,
I've had a headache for three days. I don't know
what it is because I'm drinking heaps of water. You know,
I'm not doing anything that would give you know, would
make sense for having a three day headache. I'm tell
you my wife about it last night after she told
me that she had a headache, and I said, funny,
you should say that because I've had a headache for

(29:31):
like three days.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Well, what I want to do, Jays? Can we run
a scenario where someone tells you that's sick and then
you don't one up them with how sick you are?

Speaker 5 (29:40):
What you meant to do I think? And correct me
if I'm wrong here, kids, is you meant to offer
sympathy to the person, Okay, And there's potentially even some
solutions as opposed to, you know, completely swatting away their
feelings and what they're going through and then placing yourself
in the spotlight to get all of the sympathy and
all of the empathy.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Okay, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
What you want to run a scenario?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Practice that nixt just so you know, sure, I do
love you man.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Thanks, You've got a bit of a headache now.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
Actually, to be honest, because Keys is John to howking
do you true?

Speaker 4 (30:15):
It's kind of gross.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
The whole Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy Green Day.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon,
the time fellas five twenty five.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
We've had a little bit of an issue that we've
we've brought up to the group, Oh Kesey has and
that is that Jace, whenever confronted with somebody that offers
up that maybe they're not feeling very well, that they're
a little bit sick, a little bit woozy, jas, you're
in the habit, deliberately or subconsciously of going through a
process of one upmanship.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
So for example, Keyzy might say geez, I've got a
ho of a stomach ache, and Jayce you might then say, oh, geez,
last night, I had the worst stomach ache in the
history of the world.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
The way he does that we touched on earlier is
he says, oh, man, I've had that for about three
days now.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Yes, right, example, there's a million ways in which you
can be one apped, but certainly, you know, if you're
the victim of it.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I don't know victims are strong word chase, but if.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
You're the victim of the one upmanship, that you that
you lay down their hoodages, but you certainly left feeling
like there's nothing wrong with you and you're very lucky not.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
To be sure.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Yeah, So what we want to do is just go
through a scenario here where we'll just get Keys that
you can just say to Jason, you know, a couple
of lines, whatever it might be, and then Jas you've
got to practice, yes, being empathetic and sympathetic towards the
person who has just said that they're not feeling very well.
So rather than talking about yourself, the focus should remain

(31:54):
on the person opened up enough for you to tell
you that they are sick.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Okay, gotcha.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
And this one, we're in a cafe, all right, and
we're just meeting up, all right. So okay, amen, are
you going good?

Speaker 4 (32:08):
Keysy here are you? Man?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Honestly not great? I feel but weird. I've got a
bit of a headache, but of a.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
Headache, Okay, jeezus, no good Keysy. Funny you should say that, actually.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Because what were you about to say? What were you
about to say? What were you going to say?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
I was going to say, I don't know if it's
the heat or the wind or the rain, but I've
been running a headache for like three days.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
No exactly, this is what I wanted to stop.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
That's hard, okay, yeah, no point does it go on you? Okay?

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
You don't solve the problem for him?

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Okay, alright, so here we go. Amen, are you going good?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Keyezy? How are you going? Mate?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
To be honest? Man, not great? Tummy's playing. I've got something.
I must have eaten something more, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Right, God, you're always sick, aren't you?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Okay? Now, what you've done there is just insult me.
Oh have I So there's somewhere somewhere between insulting the person, right, yeah,
and then putting the spotlight on you, which I know
are your two areas of like expertise.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Sure okay, yeah, yeah, no, I think I'm getting it.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Yeah, yeah, if you could solve the issue, Yeah, what
would you think of it this way? Jose what would
you like someone to say to you?

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (33:27):
If you told them that you weren't feeling very well. Yeah,
it's a good place to start. Yeah, it's good. Makey right,
here we go. Hey, j So you're going.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Good, Keysy, How are you going, mate?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Ah? Not great? To be honest, I think might have
a bit of a sore throat.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Coming on, right right, Jesus, I tell you what. There
is no way in hades I'm paying fourteen bucks for
smashed avocado.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Okay, well that's what you've done. There is just move
the topic away. Ah, you've just you've just completely disregarded
my slight sore throat. Oh okay, a boomer opinion.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
You're not going to have empathy?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I guess it's tricky if you don't have any empathy. Yeah,
if you're a psychopath. Yeah, I guess if you could
fake it like be an ector about it.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Okay, I got you all right?

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Okay? Hey J c Gan good, keasy?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
How you going mate? O?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Good to be honest, man, My bloody tummy, it's playing up.
There's something wrong with it, I reckon.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Oh no, that's terrible, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah. I mean it's not the end of the world.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
It's just are you going to be okay?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Man? Probably? Probably man, how can I get.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
You something like a glass of water or something?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Keasy? No, you don't have to do that, man, I
I'm going to go get you a.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Glass what wait? Oh, Keezy here's feeling a Can you
get him a glass of water? Are you going to go?
Maybe a wet flat or something like that?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Keyzy Year with flannel from I saw tummy. Okay, you
know what a better little dude. Yeah, it's not bad for you, Joe.
It's a start. It's a big step in the right direction.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Just one little step each day, fellows, and I'll get there.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, keep it up. Jason.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
The Darky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on radio.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Is indeed news there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight, and
I believe there was the old Reburg year cue to
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Speaker 4 (35:48):
Yeah, great stuff. Get a bend from Wellington. Oh, now,
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Speaker 1 (35:55):
You get a mad not bad?

Speaker 2 (35:58):
How you fella?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Yeah? Good? Thank you? You been having a good day,
are you? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Not too bad?

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Not too bad.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
How are you already going?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah? Good text mate? Really good? You sure man? You
don't have that three day headache anymore?

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Oh no, I've still got it. I just won't bang
on about it.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Hey, before we give you the prize there been, can
we please just run you through a quick test just
to make sure you're not AI. Yeah, certainly, okay, cool.
First question, what do you do for a crust? I'm
a beer salesman. No, you're a backbone. A backbone?

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Tell me being on in that regard? Many freebies?

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Oh, it depends how many fall out of the back
of the truck.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah yeah, I'd be very tempted to do a bit
of skimming in that scenario.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Yeah, being just quickly. Pugs has just passed a note
here you been from Parrot Dog and WELLI yeah that.

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Dog.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
That was a great show.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
It was a great show. Still being just we need
to confirm that you're not AI man. What's for tea tonight?
What's for tea tonight? Might be some reburger from.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
The true, man, what wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Yeah? And what would a robot need reburger for you?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Hey, Ben, how often do you floss? Whenever?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
I'm brushing my teeth with the missus and she tells
me to.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
Yeah, yeah, that's good like that.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, they are good like that. What do you mean day?

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Hey? What color are your undy has been? Today?

Speaker 5 (37:35):
I'm running a sort of dark charkhole number.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
I've got like a stripey blue and gray.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
I'm going a dark charkole on myself.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
What have you got on gray? I think today feels yeah,
some gray one, we're all running gray andies. Interesting and
final question, man, just to confirm you're not Ai, what's
your deepest fear?

Speaker 5 (37:59):
I've had some pretty deep seated anxiety from the live
shark parrot dog.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Oh yeah, you were shocking, you were shocking. Just thinkly,
remember throwing my arms around Mowgi while he was in
quite a deep and emotional chat with somebody else.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That's right, being an absolute hoo of a pain.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
But yeah, yeah, that's right. That's my lasting memories.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
So that's good.

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Now.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
Had we had a great night together. I really enjoyed
your company. I thought, here is a genuine Wellington bastard
and you only get Wellington bastards and Wellington I loved.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
It too, right mate.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
So Ben listen, not only do you get yourself a
fifty dollars rebig gear voucher, you can now let go
of that han anxiety that you had that you know,
you made a massive tool of yourself that night.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
Fantastic until the next one. Oh yeah, yeah again mate,
I tell you without a word of I didn't even
did me at the time, and I've never given another
thought since.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
So there you go.

Speaker 5 (39:04):
It's been absolutely eating.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
The brother. Bet you hold the line, brother will flick
you out about.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
You, all right, get absolutely The weird thing about that
is when it's completely unfounded, which generally that is the case.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Yes, because you're just like, oh my god, I was
such an asshole?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
Can you do you guys? And it's amazing because we're
all kind of creative fellas. The scenarios and over the
years that I've come up with of what happened or whatever. Sharking, Yeah,
the truth not as bad as the truth, but sharking.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Speaking of robots, radio head, paranoid androids, it's good for you. Yeah,
man's radio stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
The Hidarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
Here's indeed a se DC there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show. There's Tuesday afternoon. The time is six minutes
to six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Fellers. Have you heard of Magic Round?

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Yeah, I know it's what's so magic about it? By
the way, Oh well, funny you ask Mogi. It's all
the NRL teams except for one, playing all of their
games over one weekend in Brisbane at sun Call Stadium. Right,
that's what makes it magic. Oh it's rugby league. Yeah right, okay,
it's a long bow that there is that magic. Jase,

(40:42):
I don't know if it's magic, but you hate league.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
It should be called cool Weekend because it's cool that
there's so many games a rugby legal in the one play.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
It's not magic. What about the Big Boomfer the weekend?
The NRL Big Boomfer. That actually is a great name
for a weekend, thanks man. But anyway, your Magic Round
it's happening again this year. We're talking the fifteenth of
the seventeenth of May. And you you're in good same
here where will be going? By the way, hold Oki
if you are keen to head along there with us.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Speak for yourself, Jason, I'll speak for you as well.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
You're going to be there, Jace.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I've had a word to the brass the top brass us.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
And I've insisted that you be there all right, So
congrats you're going to be there, brother, good.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Stuff man, Boyship dot co dot insid if you want
to be there with us, but mainly with Jason, head there,
boyship do Indeed, they take care of the flight's accommodation,
chance for tickets to all the games and you'll be
at the same functions as us as well, which is
bloody exciting. And then later on in the year we
will be giving away a prize to join us over
there for free for you and to mate.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
Sounds great, easy, thanks mate. Tell you what else is great?
It's a Tuesday, which means what's on the dinner with me? Kezy,
So text us now on three four eight three, let
us know what you have for tea and you go
on the drawer to win a fifty dollars reburg avouch.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're surviving Tuesday. You're
listening to the Big Show brought Do you buy Rebig?

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Serving good times and good food Dinad or take away
Reburger today Big. That's good stuff. Man, I'm hungry. I
could eat. Yeah, what do you got? I don't have anything?

(42:43):
I'm excited for dinner that don't know what it is.
I think it's a chicken curry noodle car really yeah,
maybe if I.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Need it, I'm going. We're doing the old churrizzo pasta
sweet corn um like coonel olives, half a cob, creamed corn, no,
not creamed corn, cheesy off a cob. You know your garlic,

(43:08):
your onion, your your olives, citru, a bit of theater. Yeah,
some bearzel on top. And we found this Primo tour
rizzo sausage that's quite spicy but also really oil oily,
so the oil and you know, infuses everything.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
It's very nice. Wow, where'd you get that from?

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Supermarket? And a packet?

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah it sounds like a packet of like, let's say,
cheerios and a can of cream corn. What was it?
Some some olives, olives and part.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
It is so good. Maybe when I invite you guys
over it for my housewarming. I'll make it for you.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I say yes, because he's never going to invite us anyway,
So yeah, yeah, I'm keen man. Hey, by the way,
just on this whole wat's for teething? Coming up? The
name of it? What's on what's on the dinner with
me tea? Isn't it? Or what's on the tea with
me dinner? Can we know? Can we change it back?
I don't. It doesn't make any sense. That's not so

(44:09):
great about it. No, you said that a bit. It
already didn't make sense when it was what's on the dinner?
It used to be what's for tea New Zealand. Yeah,
and now it's what's on the dinner with me? No,
what's on the what's for tea with me dinner? It's
just an extubutor's ring to it. Okay. Imagine the t shirts,
Imagine the merch we could be selling.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Oh I know, I man, we can make it. Fourtune
well text us three four eight three, tell us what's
on the dinner. In the meantime, I'm gonna go wieze
fellas if you don't mind.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
You heard your chats.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
She had the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
Oasis there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday night.
But right now it's time four.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Oh hey guys, text here from.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Steve what's on the tea with me dinner? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
What's on the tea with me dinner? Which makes like
a lot of sense to signal you tix through on
three four eight three what you're having for dinner? I
read it out.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Can I just say if you don't understand that, if
you've got an issue with that, what's on the dinner
with me tea?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
It's what's on the tea with me dinner? Like, we
don't even know how to don't the water. It's keasy.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Text us through on three four eight three and us
know what the problem is. Yeah, well we'll get back
to that probably later in the show.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Uh. Basically, you tax through three four eight three, what
you're having for dinner? We read it out, and you
can get a fifty dollars reburger voucher, get a fella's
nick here ove nice.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Yes, I reckon it, go Vegan.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
He's going to Rotsserie chook with sell it. Because I
work long hours and can't be bothered cooking a proper meal.
But we didn't need the sort of the big backstory,
did we. No, it's just what's for dinner?

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Yeah, what are you having? We're about the big and
all the rest of it. Just shut it.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
You can't tell the listeners to shut it. Said that.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
You know it is a good, simple meal.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Isn't it.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
I think there's something about the bachelor's handbag. It has
come such a long way. Yes, we've had it recently,
and it doesn't matter what time of day you get.
The bloody the chicken there, it's moist as a bastard,
so tasty.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
Very pat your damn it.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Why would you bother roasting one yourself? Keesy? That would
be micuish. It falls apart, it does when you fall
it right off the bone.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Can I just say my favorite? Like just a fresh
bun from the bakery at the supermarket. There a batch
of handbag butter on the bun, but a pepper and salt,
ch a little bit of mayo.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
Nah, I see, I've got to have the mayo. I
can't just have the chicken on there.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
No, the chicken with the butter. Yeah, chicken, the butter
with the mayo. Yeah, I've got to have all of.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
That personally al but yeah, I hear what you're saying sometimes. Yeah,
and I like to took a few greens in there too.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, oh absolutely.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
So what I normally do is I take your your
handbag there, easy your chicken and yeah, I'll get rid
of the bun, the butter. I don't know where you
want mayo there. I just have it with some roast vegetables.
Potato is broccoli, little bit of.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Cheese like that, exactly that how you feel as Hamish here? Yeah,
good a fellas Hamish Marshall here chicken kuma curry on
buttered toast chicken. I wonder if he was meant to

(47:26):
say cumera. Yea sounds racist, is it? Yeah? I don't
like cumera. I'm on the record there.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
And I'm going to be honest with you. I'm not
fond of you know, your potato and a curry. Yeah
I know, but your sweet potato, any kind of potato.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Potato and lou.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
That's not a huge fan.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Okay, okay, ah, sorry about that, Hamish. I guess you
just have to eat that by yourself.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Tonight toast as well, which is weird.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Get the Fellers d on here, Nash, Oh my god, yeah, Nash,
that Selene, Oh lads, Dion Selene here tonight, having oriental
mint lamb shoulder chops with new spuds and an assortment
of being So is the lamb from Asia or is
the mint? Sorry? Get a Fellers Dion Selene here tonight.

(48:31):
It's oriental mint lamb shoulder chops.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Oh yeah, okay, okay with it.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
With new spuds and a veggie assortment. Chops.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
I haven't had it. I can't remember the last time.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
You save a lot of chops when we were younger,
burning the Jesus.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
Out of it.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
There's something like a good chewy chop.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
And I always found when I was a kid, and
it's probably even true now. If I'm eating, especially a
mash potato, I need to have a little bit of
meat on the fork with it. Yes, And this little
meat on a lamb chop. It was very difficult to
have enough meat to go with them big mounds of
lumpy potato just on.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
The lamb chop. Their keysy before you go on, right o.
My mother in law gave us a recipe called lamb
chop Supreme, and it was actually so.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
Good was it in like a casserole?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Was kind of slow, quite sweet, really good with mesh.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Right final one good a fellas Andy here having some
flaming hot chili. Com can tonight and know what andyllis?
What's he having?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio hodk.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
All Blood there on the radio Hold Archy Big Show
this Tuesday evening. Hey, New Zealand, do you want to
win a boat?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Do you want a linen vote? Yeah? Do you want
a liner vote? Then listen up to Keys to keysy
because I'm the only one for some reason they can
explain this competition. It is pretty tricky though. He takes
boat to three four and then we hit you back
with a link. Fill it out and come up with
the name of this boat, and it could be yours.

(50:08):
That as a brand new fin chase of five three
five center console with a Mercury sixty horse four stroke.
It comes with the Voyager trailer and a whole lot
of good. He's the whole lot worth seventy five thousand dollars.
All you have to do is name it and fellers,
We've got a fresh batch of names coming through now.
Just last time I read out people's names is a
real name from real people that are in the drawer.
You guys are pretty harsh.

Speaker 4 (50:29):
Well, they were terrible names.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Yeah, but dude, we can't dress it up as being
good because the audience out there knows that they suck,
and if we're going along with it, they'll think, you know,
sally outs, corporate hucksters, et c.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
I don't know, well, And I think the whole brand
of our show, Keasy is about being honest.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, back, but what the big Show's brand is being honest?

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Yeah, and being up front and truth.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
It's fair enough, Okay, what about Okay, here's one and
I'm just going to read a random Leston right here
we go. Tony on all seven now, all seven seas.
That's great. I love that Tony on all sevens. Such
a niche reference. I reckon you'd be driving that boat
for ten years and one person might laugh.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
And that will make it worthwhile. That's my absolute favorite.
Tony on All sevens.

Speaker 4 (51:18):
Definitely in my top three.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh that's good. Okay, this one here on the farm,
so that when someone calls me, I can say I'm
on the farm, or you just call the boat the farm.
Oh what do you do. I'm just on the farm,
but you're actually on a boat. What do you mean?
What is on the farm? Mean? As are saying, so
you can say as an excuse, you can pretend you're
on the farm and you're at the farm. Some on
the farm. No, no, no, it's like I'm at the farm working.

(51:39):
I don't know I heard that excuse use.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
No, not really for you.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
You could name it at work. Yeah, yeah, gotcha, Yeah
you I'm on the farm. I'm with you, my top
twenty okay, hell yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Look it's going to be more than just close to
the word, I think. Do you see what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Uh, salty platoon, my precious, What was that last one?
Salty platoon? Salty platoon, platoon, I don't get it. Pontoon,
pontoons salty. That's still not still nothing. Yeah, you see
what I'm saying. Just what are we doing?

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Just cut that one out if you could kisy snatch catcher.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
I'm not cutting it out of the comp They're still
in the drawer. Snatch catcher. Snatch Maybe that's snatch, is there,
like referring to like a net and snatching it out
of the.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
Snatch catches the word for your your fish that you've
caught for the day, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yes? What snatch you? But you snatch a fish out
of the fish out of water, out of water, fish
out of water?

Speaker 4 (52:44):
Well, why do you need a boat then if you're
not in the water.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Yeah, I don't know. Snatch. It's probably something hopes and dreams.
Oh no, that's oh, Jerry, that's shocking, shocking.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
That is an embarrassment.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
A rain swimmy Hendricks swimmy. Now that sucks in a
great and funny way.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Yeah, not my problem with the k little frog on target,
the codfather. This is gern Hard.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
That is a cracker. That is a cracker? Is this
goon hard?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Because is there hay spelled?

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Yeah, gooon, But it's normally a no.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I love it. Ticks boats three four a three start,
Keysy strong, finish done there, Thank you total fluke tis
boats of three four eight three you south of the drawer.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
The Hadarky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keysy tune in.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Four on radio.

Speaker 4 (53:48):
Bla crows there on the radio, Holdarky Big Show. This
lovely summer's evening.

Speaker 5 (53:54):
Oh fellows, hey, I had a good one. I went
to a rest a couple of weeks ago with my daughter,
their old Morgie Minogi. It was around lunchtime. There there's
a few people in this restaurant. It's a restaurant I love.
I go to it a lot. Yes, and what I
like it? Yeah, I think you'd like it. About me, mate,
I think you'd like it as well. And when in

(54:17):
there sat down, pretty much knew what I wanted straight away.
So then it was just a matter of getting the
attention of the weight staff. So you know, he's sort
of waving around and Ef and Jeff and.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
What's the thing you do, Jason, you let whistle a yeah, goey,
that's the one. Gosp Yeah, go.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
That's the one. That's the one. Anyway, eventually the person
come over. We put the order in and that was
all fine. But then the person walked away, and rather
than going into the kitchen and telling the people that
make the food what I wanted to eat, the waiter
went and cleaned with a spray, bottle of disinfectant and a.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
Cloth colored cloth what color was it? It was green?
That must be.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
They're cleaning tables one, yeah, cleaned half a dozen tables. Wow,
So just straight from me not to the kitchen, which
the head still on the head or on the piece
of paper. It was on a piece of paper. Then
just went and cleaned the restaurant for a while, and
then eventually that this bus is probably gonna want something
to eat, and took it off to the kitchen. Now

(55:20):
that's the sort of thing that happens to Jay, it's
not me. Yeah, you're right, that's bullshit. Did they may
think you were Jason?

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Well, this is my question. Is Jase rubbing off on me?

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Mmmmmmm?

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Because that is the sort of thing that would happen
to you.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Jason, Absolutely, it would, in fact what.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Happened to you, and you would just think it was normal.
In fact, if they if they go straight to the kitchen,
you probably think what's up. You'd expect them to clean
some tables.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
If I even get a way to acknowledge me, I'm happy,
you know what I mean. I stumble at that first hurdle,
Mogi where I'm going oy, and they just ignore me.
It's just like when I used to go up to
a bar and get a drink. Gras know, just whatever, man,

(56:02):
just what ever? And they just ignore me. Yeah, it's sure.
In the old Vodi there, buddy.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
Well, it's interesting you mentioned that stuff hapen to Jay.
So even today we played golf. I left, yeah, only
played nine holes. I was feeling a bit Volney's I
had to go home. But I left went through this roadworks.
Oh yeah, he was directly after me, got stuck at
the roadworks and they didn't let him through for twenty minutes. Yeah,
twenty minutes, and I was home by then.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Yeah, hey, I this is exactly what happened, because they
stopped me and there was about four cars ahead of me,
and I was like, okay, they're doing roadworks, you know,
a couple of minutes. I can wait. No, no, no.
It just went on and on and on, and I
got to the ten minute mark and I was starting
to I was starting to if and Jeff moogie, and

(56:55):
then I remembered the Stoic Philosophy reading I had that morning,
which was it's all about and what sto up philosophy
is all about is not freezing the stuff you can't change.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yes, there was.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
Nothing I could do in that situation. So I went
you know what, I'm not going to get stressed.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
About this, but you came in today iffing and jiffing
about it, absolutely iffing and did you get stopped the hell?

Speaker 7 (57:18):
Lol?

Speaker 1 (57:18):
Did you wait to that road with twenty minutes? You
said to keys, when ten minutes so you were absolutely
worried about it? Was there a gentleman there with that
lady that never is.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
There was a guy there and he was just sucking
on his vape.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Did you have and say me? And how much song
is it going to be?

Speaker 4 (57:32):
I'll tell you what he was doing. After about ten minutes,
I was sitting in my car putting my arms up,
going what the man?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
What the and what did he say?

Speaker 4 (57:43):
He just ignored me and just kept sucking on his vape.
And then it looked like he'd go up to the little
his little stop sign and looked like he was about
to turn it round, and then he just wandered pass
it and keep vaving.

Speaker 5 (57:55):
Come on, man, go and clean a few tables. To me, yeah,
probably bone.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
It sounds like those are stoic philosophies are rubbing off totally.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Man The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
There you get your man Barcards. That's the Tuesday show,
Done and dust. What a show it was, feels now
On the podcast out true today. It was our clothing special.
That's right, the fellas you and know who have been
doing a bit of clothes shopping.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Mogi has I need to Jase deffinitely is to here's
a clip comes out at seven thirty tonight. I think
you need to start wearing out there clothing. I think
it's a great idea because for the last five years,
black tea, white tea jeans, right, which is a timeless style,

(58:51):
but it's always Keyesy's got his prison jacket on, Hoodie
Jay has got his duck shirt on, and then Mogi's
just wearing the same thing. I think you needed to
like start wearing extrame.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
It's kind of the beauty of Itzy is it doesn't
matter that what's happening with fashion. You can't go wrong
with the black T shirt and white T shirt. Straight
from there, I end up wearing a Game of Throne
that was funny, and I thought about this little tea shirt.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Moggie. Serious question, do you still have the dire Wolf
Winter is Coming ship? I don't think I do.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
I think I lost it in the last clean out
before I moved, like last year August.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Last year. It's a shame. There'll be another one out
there Somewherezy, I should find you on or would you
would you accept a Leanister always pays its debts that ship?

Speaker 5 (59:42):
Yeah, I would. I'd love Alenis. Everyone loves the Lenisters.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I already know what you're having for tea now, Kezy,
because you talked about it earlier in the show. Read
curry chicken, red carry chicken, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah, and you're having sweet corn pass.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I don't know what I'm having, but I'm hoping that
something last night was a nice chicken carry. I got
home to chicken and a little bit of rice, pit
of beans in there, et cetera. The miss is there
makes a lovely writer, so ripped into that was good
and had it left over today. So I don't know
what we're in for tonight, Fellas, I can't wait. I'm

(01:00:20):
walking home as well, so I'll get my appetite up, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (01:00:23):
Mate, Hey now listen. Speaking of your appetite, go and
feast on the Big Show Instagram account. Also, go and
check out the podcasts because we've got heats of stuff out.
There's so many podcasts it's ridiculous. But until tomorrow, you
take care out there, He later.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Evolving in the

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Americans