FULL SHOW: Falling To Bits

On today's show, Mike's got an extra pep in his step, Keyzie's concerned about his bets and Pugs is NOT hungover.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:37):
So tala far out Pugs. I mean, I thought there
would have been you doing that little line there, but
Keysy has just looked at you and he thought this
guy's not up to it. I don't know whether it's
because he knows you as a person, because you're an
absolute pieces after getting pissed off your head last night
at the ob down in Dunedin Emerson's or what the
gaps is? Man? So how does that make you feel? Bro?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Man?

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Nothing gets past you. Old bo Yea's that what happened there, man,
was you.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Were just about to start that little Toledos alone there
and then old Kezy.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Moggie I looked at pugs and I saw a shower man.
It was like a deer in headlights. Yeah, there was
nothing happening there. I've looked at his computer. There's literally
nothing on the other than buzzies. He didn't know what
he was doing, and so I just dived.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
In there with a sort of half fast tiledo's plug.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Well, I knew what I was doing. Yeah, it was
the buzzies on the computer.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You were doing that. Hey Maggie, how are you today, mate,
because you're very sprightly.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, man, I'm feeling good. Yeah. Here's the thing for
old old hoody Jiz is away. He's gone away for
a long weekend. He's gone over to Australia. That you
guys are both hangover. I'm on the wagon, so I
haven't had a drink since New Year's Eve. And nothing
makes me feel better than seeing in real life the
benefits of my actions, which is that I am on
the wagon. I'm not drinking. I don't get to feel

(01:51):
the hangover. So when I see people that are hungover,
it brings me great joy, even though I myself are
sick at the moment, I feel like a million dollars,
like I've never felt better. I don't know if it
makes me a piece of shit, yeah, feeling so good
about you guys being pieces of shit.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, But here we are, man, I've never seen you
this energized.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'm pumped. Yeah, I am pumped.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Speaking of that, being pumped on Pugs on. How are
you today, mate?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I'm well, Thank you Keizu, that's not true, man. Always
a pleasure to be here with you, fellas that very grateful.
We had a great time yesterday and toded and so
it's great to be back on the show.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Pugs.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Can you just be honest with the audience, please? What's
that before the show? Before the show he dropped an
orange on the ground and almost burst into tears.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I did not drop an orange on the ground. That
is a bold face line.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
And it is an't real, isn't it? It's you know.
We asked him another question. I asked him a question,
you know, which is about partying man, and he said, look,
can you ask me on can you ask me on Tuesday.
He's in no position to answer that question today. He's
going to need until Tuesday to answer that question.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Needed a couple of business days in the weekend, that'd
be great.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
God man, you tear.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're shocking as well. Short story is this show is
going to be great for me, maybe not for anybody else.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, bloody good, Hey, Moggie. Speaking of what's coming up
on the show.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Very limited opportunities, Fellers to get into the drawer for
magic round. Listen out for the Q to call ring
us on the old phone, the eight hundred hoder Aki.
We're joined this next Friday, Fellers.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That's right, just a week and a half left.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I feel like there's about twenty one more sweeps until
we go something along those lines. It's very soon, parks on. Also,
we've got a double pass to the Warriors game, which
is happening this Saturday night kick off at eight o'clock
against the Dolphins down in Wellington, that has sold out.
These tickets are hot, hot, hot, and we'll be giving
away a double pass later on the show at some point.
And coming up next will be debriefing Dned and what

(03:46):
a shock and bastard it was. You guys are shocking, Maggie.
Can you just tone it down just like ten?

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Please?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Just shot hey?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
I know it'll fix it a bit of Papa Roach
on the Big Show, The.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Hold like Ki Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
The Active Monkey's on the Hidarcky Big Show twelve minutes
past four this Thursday afternoon with Keesy, Magi and Pugs
and Old Hoidi j extending his long weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
He'll be back on the Tuesday. There fells.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
We've just got back from Dunedin. Big night last night.
Hey guys.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
For some of us, yeah, for some of us, others
some of us. Some of us, some of us are
in a terrible state. I'm not gonna lie. You'll probably
be able to figure that out as the show goes on.
Others of us are sprightly that I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, it's true. I'm feeling real good. Yeah, even though
it was pretty I was real well. I actually I'd
had a couple of days off before heading into Dunedin,
but I went down because you know what, you know
what you say it.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
I you had no leave our backbone.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I needed the money, ah, and so I rocked up.
And you know, I was on antibiotics, flu medication, throat
loss and all sorts of things. My voice was absolutely
gone by the end of the show. To be honest,
there's about four hundred backbones down there, would you say
a round about? Absolutely, even including the outdoor eerie out
and all the while you guys were just living it up.

(05:09):
I was feeling a bit unwell. But you guys are
got smashing beers. Absolutely no, I wouldn't say responsible you.
We're paying for them, the hazing conviews ten years old.
That's why we're down there. But yeah, you guys are
just sort of knocking them over. And I think when
there's no when, when there's no price to pay, literally,
then there's going to be a price to pay at

(05:30):
some point. And because you were drinking free beers, that's
why you find yourselves in the situation you are now
keasy where you're hunched over with your arms folded, you're
slow blinking. Pugson over here has got the most bloodshot
eyes I've ever seen on a man in my life.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Because I'm just driving by. Oh god, yeah, far out.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
But this whole show's are drive by pugs.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Come on, man, it's the whole woman's built around.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Can I just say going to need and always rules
by the way it does. But you get there, it's
freezing and we all go.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Oh, you know ue Auckland.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Is I love the cold though it different, Yeah, one hundred, but.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
We mucking there and then you know, we went and
saw a flat on Castle Street, which is my light
of the trip for me and Jason particularly loved it. Yeah,
those fellas there that hosted us, they were very very
kind and generous with their time and letting us see
the ship.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Hole that they live in.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, there's a video of that on the Hducky Big
Shows Instagram there if you want to check it out.
But also one thing I just kind of want to
try and limit in the future is Jace used yesterday's
show as like he rigged the throbber and he made
the punishment that whoever loses gets to have a durry. Yeah,
he then rigged the big pole so that he would

(06:39):
have a dorry. He's literally just used our show as
a way to get back on the dorry.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I'm all about it. I'm all about it. I mean,
obviously we've got the bet coming up and may Jason's
made a bit as of you with me for one
hundred dollars each that Jas won't get on the vape
or smoke darts in the month of May, you know,
and so in preparation for that, he's having as much
nicotine as he can possibly squeeze it anyway, can squeeze
it in. So I'm looking for if he lasts for

(07:05):
a week of May, I'll be shocked. Do you reckon?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Because I've been wanting to talk about this, like when
it gets to the end of May, thirty first or
thirtieth or whatever the hell it is, do you reckon?
He'll then just straight away get on the darts the
next day the vape, you know, first at June.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
What are you talking about? He'll be on it well
before the thing.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
What do I have to do? Can I give you
forty bucks right now?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
We'll just call it now. It's going to be funny, mate.
We've got to talk more about this as well, actually,
I think, because yeah, yeah, he is having something of
a shocker.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
He was out of control last night actually, and we
had a pizza party in his room afterwards.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
It was great.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Wow, I was all right. We'll get into that a
little later on as well.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
In the meantime, Causey's hungover, Cause he's hungover and he's
stumbling on his words.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Come on, man, garbage. It's a Hudaky Big Show.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
The wold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
Tune week days at four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
All apologies, Nirvana and the Huducky Big Show twenty four
minutes past four o'clock this Thursday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
So we went to Dunedin, didn't be yesterday? All tildored
off back to our hotel room. You Kesey and you
pugs An a little bit later than everyone else. And
by everyone else, I mean me and Hoidyges. But yeah,
as soon as the show ends, we like to leave immediately. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Well, the way Jace loves it is to have the
uber outside pre booked with the door open, and then
as soon as he says, all right, your mad bastards,
you know we'll see you tomorrow, boom straight to.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
The smuggle amount like a president.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Certainly, what happens down in Dunedin is around about a
quarter to six. It turns, it does and becomes thoroughly,
almost thoroughly unenjoyable. There was the young lads from the
from the Castle Street flat with it. There's about sixteen
of them. There may be twenty two of them that
live in the flat. I'm not sure there was another
man was a different one. Yeah right, all animals all hammered,

(08:55):
all charning Kesey, show us your nips, et cetera, et cetera.
Really objectifying, you see, Actually, Cezy, if I can say that,
and that makes me feel sick on so many different levels.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
If you want we can stop banging on about my nips,
then I mean that might help.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
The whole show would fall apart, and you know that, Yeah,
that's true. Anyway, then I'm lying a bed and the
whole start at my phone starts lighting up on the
chat there is you guys start talking about the pizza party,
the old pizza party, which has become a tradition Beck
and Houghty Jay's room when we go in and know
B there's a pizza party. The other tradition is that
I don't get invited.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
The funny thing is this is the thing with the
pizza party. Right every day on the show, we go Magie,
what's the playing tonight, and you'll be like, oh, I'm
want to go home. I don't know my wife's cooked,
or like I don't know what's for dinner, but I'll
probably be a bit at about eight yeah, Yeah, those
texts were coming through at about nine thirteen. Yeah, we
knew you'd already be asleep, and you're also unwell met.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
That's shocking, isn't it. I mean, these are the kind
of excuses you're coming up with, and we're not even
going to bother asking you because because you may or
may not be asleep. Is that what we're seeing? I mean,
you're all so a complete group, do you mind, Pugs?
It's so unbelievable, And I don't want to jump in
and get involved in a conversation that is directly happening
between the three other members of the Big Show. Right,

(10:11):
you guys are all talking to each other directly, no
mention of me whatso. Over there, it becomes quite clear
that I'm not welcome at all, and at no point
does anyone go, oh, actually, Mogi, it doesn't occur to
any of.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
You, right, but seriously, Mogi, seriously. I was at the
pizza party, right, hell. I ordered the pizza. Yeah, and
we went outside and had a diary while Pug's hunded
excuse me, and then the pizza showed up. Then we
went up to the room there, Jason's room, tiny room
as well very small and we ate pizza.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
There's no room for me. It was.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It was sort of like a three person you know
what I mean.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, we're at capacity, man, But I was also there
the whole time. Not one point did I think, you
know who loved this old mogi?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
You are bang on, there is nothing going on in
there room.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Did you think to yourself, I know who would hate
this old mogi?

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:04):
My point, Na, you would have, but you never thought that.
I never crossed your mind once, Keezy. Let's be honest.
Would I have come along. Absolutely not. It's the biggest
loser party that I've ever seen. See. I've seen some
of the footage that came out today of three Jase
was cucking in the corner the garage. Here were the
headphones on watching Trump reels. Yes, you two were watching

(11:26):
a movie. I mean, there's no place I would rather
not be than one of those pizza parties. But it
would be nice to have the opportunity to turn down
the offer, right, Okay, Well, and it's bloody rude that
you haven't been offering at all.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Right, Okay, well how about this, and you're right by
the way. At one point there it was Pugs Live
commentating Mission Impossible Sex or something.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Whilst the latest one.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Yeah, it was one of the latest ones and it
was just it was garbage.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
He was doing a live director's commentary on that movie.
Jace was watching reels with his skull candies on, and
I was just sitting there by myself in this room
going why did I leave the pub?

Speaker 3 (11:59):
And every five minutes going how many darts you got?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Pugs?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah you were and you were fast asleep. It had
been from two hours. Yes see, do you want to
come to the next one? We're gonna have what at
Magic Ground? Would you like to come?

Speaker 2 (12:13):
The Holarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in on Radio Honky.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Welcome back, but Big Showgick Crown three Big Let's put
another mad Busted.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
On the bench.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
That's right, Magic Ground with the Big Show. We are
heading back to Brisbane three nights sun Corpse Stadium eight
games of Rugby League, the Warriors taking on the Brisbane Broncos,
who are the defending premiers at MOGI. They're gonna be
without a lot of their players, so if the Warriors
can fingers crossed keep their great form up, we can
be watching the Warriors fans who traditionally at Magic Round

(12:51):
are the most. They tune out, the most they do,
they represent the most up against the Brisbane fans who
are from brazy love the Broncos always go to sun Corp.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
That is going to be a packed stadium.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Who's out for Brisbee?

Speaker 4 (13:03):
You've got pain hears out. You've also got Reese Walsh's
butt fee with a facial fracture. Yeah, probably back by then.
But there's just a few players at and so.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
That's gonna be a packed stadium.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
I wouldn't be surprised if that is the most atmospheric
of all the games of the weekend.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Atmospheric atmospheric, that's right. Will be a bitter fee as
well on Sunday as well. Yeah, a few Broncos boys
will be a but if he will probably be the
most effie.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh we'll be very effie.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Do you know what if he means pugs fi I
was going to say, I'll be quite atmospheric. Oh you are, yeah,
probably you hangover right now, your bet. Now, hey, it's
going to the lines. And see who's gonna it's going
to the line, se who's going to join us?

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Richard?

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Your man, bastard how you going, yes, good, yeah, good
on your mate. How's donners today?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh it's actually a bit of a donners donner around
trive o'clock the sun came out, yeah, crost in the morning. Yeah,
we were there this morning. There was a beautiful golden sunrise. Man,
it was bloody beautiful down there, down here? You do? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
It's still really really really cold. And I was stuck
to leave though, Richard. Sorry not, don't worry about it.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Don't be sorry, man. Yeah you built it, you just
lived there. If you're one man, who would you take
with you? I thank my good mate?

Speaker 6 (14:18):
Leo?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Oh here we go.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
I don't know, Maggie, I'm not going with Leo.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Man.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
You know what he's like.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
He's a shock. He's a handsy bath here's man. God.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah but three days yeah, what he can do in
three days would shock you.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Richard?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
All right, you hold the line, mate, alright, you're.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
In the drawer.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Thank you, bloody good. Let's go to another man.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Bastard over here?

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Good Chris, Hey you going, you're good?

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Things good mate?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Where are you calling from from Winton? Winton?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Do you love it? Man? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Where is Winton?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Cargo? Full of backbones. And now I've got a quick,
a quick quick queer. I've got a question for you,
Chris if you win, and I've got no problem if
you do, but tell me you don't want to bring
your wife? I'll probably Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 5 (15:12):
Man?

Speaker 3 (15:13):
What's why not?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
So you're thinking, Chris, like, if you get over there,
you're going to like having affairs.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It should be magic, magic trip to Brisie for an affair. Yeah,
Chris from Winton?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Imagine that?

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Why reckon?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
We rig it so that Chris from Winton wins because
I want to watch a guy go over there and
have a.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Chris, you're in the draw, mate, You hold the line
and let's go one more random choice?

Speaker 1 (15:47):
Get I will?

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Good mate?

Speaker 1 (15:51):
Well you.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Like rugby league?

Speaker 1 (15:57):
There, Will? What's your favorite position in the fours?

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Then?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Oh the midle mate?

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Bunting around?

Speaker 1 (16:06):
What's your favorite position? Man? Pretty vanilla?

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Yeah? Lights off, missionary, don't you?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Good on you?

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Question for you will? Do you always find your front? Man? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Do you always find your front in the tackle? Do
you always find your front? For a quick play? Them
all may always click up?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Yeah, mate, this guy gets it? Put the thing about
will hey? Well you're in the drawer as well.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Mate.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
You hold the line all right, fingers crossed.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Legend back by another chance, another chance to get yourself
in the drawer for a magic ground. A little later
on in the show, big shout out to boys Trip
dot Co dot ins in for making this all possible.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
If you want to go see State.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
Of Origin, the n r Our Grand Final, Bathurst, whatever
it might be, or join us on this trip Boys
Trip dot Co dot did get stuck in.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
There's only a couple of tickets.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Leave really beg quick.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
There's only a couple out of Wellington, couple out of
christ Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I'd fly down to Wellington even though I live in Auckland.
Fly out of Wellington.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah I do that.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, just to be part of the trip. It's well
worth it. Do you like the reconteurs?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Who does? And Yeah? That's right.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
You're on the Big Show for the Hierarchy Big Show
week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Casey DC on The Hiducky Big Show Thursday afternoon with
Kezy Moogi and Old pugsn Let's Chat TV.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yes, last night, Fellas I watched Mission Impossible. Did you
Mission Impossible six.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Really, yeah, you're watching the same movie that we were watching.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I couldn't concentrate because there was some drunk bastard commentating
the whole.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Thing you're talking about, pugsn Oh, is that you there?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Me? Nah? But I did watch it, and it was
the last in the series. Now, I love the Mission
Impossible movies because I love Tom Cruise. I think he's great,
But the last one's garbage. Really, it's a real shame.
They really left it on a low, probably the worst
in the series have I've been on. It's convoluted. Why
do they get so convoluted the storylines and all that

(18:11):
sort of thing? You know, you're like, I don't want
to have to concentrate on this man.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
There was a lot of chitty chat from when I
turned it on and started commentating, so there was even
more chitty chat, but it was just them talking for
like twenty minutes. Nothing happened, and then the action started
and even that was kind of shit out.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, And that hasn't been the way with
those films because they normally unbelievable. The action's amazing, the
chitty chats, chitty chat, but then the action makes up
for it, you know. But in the last one they
were sort of riding around on tiger moths and old planes,
and that's he's got to do his big stunt. Yeah,
But then a couple of films before that, he was
hanging off the side of a Hercules, right, and that

(18:46):
goes faster and is bigger than a tiger moth. So
when you're now you're on a tiger moth, sure, tie,
but it's smaller and it's slower, so it wasn't as
you know, it wasn't as interesting.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
So you'd rather im hanging out the back of a Hercules.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'd love to see him out of the back of
a Hercules.

Speaker 3 (19:03):
How many busies out of five would you give it?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Honestly, I can't recommend it, so I give it one wow,
one busy. Yeah, yeah, I just can't recommend it fair enough.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Last night I was in Jason Heyt's room responsibly steamed
with old pugs on there, and we had a pizza
party after the Dneedin Live show.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, and we.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
Watched the last twenty minutes of a movie I had
never seen before, Fight Club, tell you what hell of
an ending?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Hell of an ending.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Really liked it, really really liked it, and I can
only imagine what the first I don't know, hour and
a half.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
But you're not allowed to watch it because of your wife,
and she doesn't want to watch it, right, No.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
She doesn't want to watch it.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
It's also just one of those movies that everyone's like,
it's like the Sixth Sense, the movie The Sixth Sense. Yes,
I know the plot twist in that movie. Yeah, I've
known the plot twist and this movie, and for some
reason that is what has stopped me from watching it
all these years. I know it's great. I know it's awesome,
and I Brad Pet's awesome. Edward Norton, Yeah, Helena Botham, Carter,

(20:02):
by the way, bottom, would I.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Say bottom bottom? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
The whole time, Jase was going on about how much
he loves her as an actress, by the way.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Yeah, and how much bedish she's gotten. Yeah, your career
has progressed. Yeah right, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Final twenty minutes of Fight Club four and a half,
Busies Out a Fight really good.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
It was really good.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's a top five film for me right all time.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
So it's it annoying that I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
I'm shocked you've even seen that much of it, to
be honest, because you know what I know about your
viewing here, but that you've seen probably ten thousand hours
of Country Calendar. Yeah, a billion hours of location, location, location,
and only half an hour of one of the greatest films.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Even Pugs was there too. How many busies do you
give the last twenty men?

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Have you seen it? Man?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I've seen it many times, but not in a long time.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
It was really really nice to revisit that last twenty
minutes I give the Yeah, probably four and a half
as well.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
It was nice because Pugs stopped commentating at that point
because he had pizza in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, it was great scuffing it down Joy Vision.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodachy.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
That's right, it is the Hidarchy Big Show for Thursday,
the twenty third of April twenty twenty six with Keezy
Moggi and Puksan Haughty j Back Tuesday. But of course
the Big Show is brought to you by Toledo's Out.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
With the Old, In with the Future, Toledo's Electrolytes, Clean
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Speaker 3 (21:24):
Get it in. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Pucksa Oh sorry Toleda, good clapping MOGGI right on the beat,
thanks guy.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah, you getting better.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
It's so you've got have you got like not perfect pitch,
but like perfect timing.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I've got perfect, perfect rhythm totally. You should see me dance.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Someone's text here by the way, Hey where's Houghty Jay today?
Now he's taken the old Thursday Friday off. He's turned
his long weekend into a really long weekend. Yeah, he's
going over to Assie for a wedding.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
That's right. He might even be at the airport at
the moment. If I had to guess where he was,
I'd say, be sitting in a chair with his headphones on,
looking down into his lap and his hand. He'll have
his phone, which has fallen apart, is in two pieces.
There's the shell of the phone and there's all of
the things that go into the shell of the phone,
and you'll be watching Trump videos.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
The funny thing is you decided to play a prank
on this morning, didn't you. When his phone was through
on the tray, I went through security.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
We went through security. He went away to put his
shoes on and left his phone in the tray. This
is in the airport. In at the airport, I grabbed
the phone to play a little trick on him. Unfortunately,
through his milky eyes, he saw me take his phone,
even though he didn't know that he was missing it,
And as I picked it up, the whole thing fell
apart in my hands. It was like an ice cream
that had the ice cream fall out of the cone.

(22:51):
It is held together with hope.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
It's hope and not very much and really old sticky tape,
and it has dead burn patches in the screen.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
That's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
It is beyond belief.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
His argument was that if I get a new phone,
I'm gonna have to run a whole.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
New sh That was if he gets an iPhone, and
so he doesn't want to do that because he's had
one of them before and I quote they are shit. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Well, to be honest, if I'm gonna trust anyone's judgment
when it comes to something like that, it's gonna be
houghdy j.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
But yeah, he'll be.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Back on the Tuesday, coming up later this hour. A
chance for you to win a double pass to go
see he sold out wars and Wellington this SAT.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Day. In the meantime, let's get into some fool He's
a film. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
The Whoiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Four Dandy Warholes on The Hickey Big Show fourteen minutes
past five this Thursday afternoon with Keezy, Mogi and Pugsan
Hoidy J. Beck on Tuesday and just on Houghdy J
Fells while he's away. I recently made a bit with him.
He is to give up vaping and smoking for the
entire month of May.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
To be fair, you made a bit with me, Kezy, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
True about him, about him and I always do these
things with his best interests in mind, and it always
gets met with fifty to fifty split of people texting
it on three four eight three saying Hey, I'm gonna
give up as well, Hoidy J. We can do this,
and the other half being like Keezy stopp being a
kill joy. It's the one thing he has left in life.
Let him vape is pretty much the reception I get.

(24:20):
The issue I've got Mogi is I've been paying extra
close attention to Hoidy J. The last week, and I
have noticed that well, straight up, I'm gonna lose the
bit straight away.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, yeah, did you?

Speaker 4 (24:32):
But that's just like you know, I have false belief
in Hoidy J. For some reason. I want him to
get off the darts. Pugs, you must want him to.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Get off the darts.

Speaker 5 (24:39):
I think your belief is honorable yet naive, right, I
want him to get off the darts as well, despite
you know my actions yesterday at the live show, which
were to give him the darts that he you brought
the pack of darts out losing the throbber, you brought
them out of breakfast.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
But also, if he's gonna give up Keezy, he's going
to be met with occasion where he's going to see
cigarettes and he just needs to not smoke them. That's
how it works. You can't just tell everybody else that
they now need to not Why should Pugs of all
people be robbed of the joys and smoking.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Cigarettes, which is his favorite past exactly.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Only just to stop Hoidy J. And forty J wasn't
wants to give up smoking, then he should has got
nothing to do with pegs.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Actually, right, because otherwise it's a situation where unless I'm
sort of with him at all times, fending off darts
and vapes.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
He's just gonna dive straight.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
When you do that, it makes him want them more
because that's forbidden, yes so, and because it annoys you, well.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Yeah, yeah, I almost feel like at this point he's
not giving it up for like he's giving it up
for his health, but he'll get back on them to
annoy me.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
The trouble is, I don't think you understand the relationship
that you've got. You think by showing faith in him
that that makes him want to do good, But you
showing faith in him annoys him. He doesn't want you
to believe in him. How do you think? So if
you said to him, Jason, there's no way you could
give up, I bet you one hundred bucks. You can't
give up. There's no way Jakes would want to see

(26:07):
you Keysy proved wrong, and he would. He would do
it easily. He would give up for a month, no problem.
But because you believe in him, and now there's an
opportunity for you to lose money to.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Me, yeah, which he thinks is hilarious exactly.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
The thing that I can see happening too, is that
he's going to get to the last a may and
then he's going to vape in front of me in
the studio and then watch me hand over cash.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
I think it's going to be minute one day one.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
This is so like, I just don't know what to
do it. Can I just give you the money?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
So great about it? Is your legit? Stress of it? Yes?
And I'm getting the month hasn't even started. It's a week.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
I've already had.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
My money's worth out of this. If I do somehow
I manage to lose this, I've already got two hundred
bucks with entertainment out of this. We're still we're over
a week away. I'm looking at you. Read it.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
It's twenty third, so we're a week away. Pugs. I've
noticed you don't have any skin in the game on
this bet.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Man. Do you not want Hardy Jo to give get
off the darts in the vape?

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Do you think it would be advantageous if I pulled that.
I don't believe that you could do it. Yeah, because
he hates you too exactly. There may be Yeah, you'll
win your bet and then I'll lose a bit.

Speaker 4 (27:18):
The issue with that, though, Pugs, is that he'll find
it a bit rich coming from you because of the
amount of darts and you smoke every day.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
My mother, but that is I would have to take
the bet. Who are you betting? True, because that's going
to hurt my chances of winning and that would zero
out your bet.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
So I'm doing that blind mellon the Hierarchy Big Show.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in four.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Mentioning Pumpkins on the Hidarky Big Show twenty four minutes
past five this Thursday afternoon with Keezy, Mogi and pug
Son and this Saturday, Mogi the old War's there taken
on the Dolphins down and Wellington at the cake Tin.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I'm actually going down, really yeah, going to the game. No,
I'm going down for my sister in law's thirtieth birthday party,
which will be on at the same time as the
Warriors game.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Now she's going to have it on the Telly or
what's the.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
I think you might find that there's a fair amount
of people sort of hanging around old Magina's phone or
something like that. I don't think when I don't think
when my sister in law, Samira was born, that she
thought to herself, you know, in thirty years. This is
going to be a massive clash with Dolphins v. Wars. Yeah,
at Westpac Stadium, so it is a huge class. The

(28:36):
wars are going good, If the Waves are going bad,
it's not so difficult, is it? But good? So I'll
certainly be watching it.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
It's funny too, because you obviously aren't that close with her,
because as soon as you found out we had a
double pass, you were like, well, I might just say that.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Yeah, I did say that.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
I did say that, but we've offered it out to
the listeners instead. Let's go randomly to a caller. Jade,
you there, man, Yeah, yeah, there was Yeah, bloody good mate.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
How are you today?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Man? Oh? Bloody seed takeouts? Don't get to hid yourself, Jade,
don't get a hid yourself brother? How whereabouts in the hotter? Fine?
Are you from?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (29:13):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (29:14):
You know the place? Levin? God? Yeah? Man? Do we
go to school together? Jake?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
No, he didn't make that.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I'm an important Good on you mate. Good that that right.
There's not many people move to Levin, great spot so good.
Mostly you find the elderly people retire there, kizy because
it's Leavin is nice and flat. There's no hills to
walk up.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Right, Okay, And that's good enough reason to say that.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Well, that's why old people move there, and that's why
the op shopping is so good in levant because so
many old people die there.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Oh wow, hey, Jada, are you going to die there?

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Man? A man? Not for the game?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah wow yeahue true.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Actually that's the spirit.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
How are you going to take with you to the
game there, Jaden? If you say, mogi, I'm gonna be
few men.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I've got a couple of guys I really want to take,
but it'll be a bit of a toss up.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
It goes, Yeah, you'll have to toss up with those
two dudes want to take. Bloody good news, Jay, you're
that double passes yours made?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
Alright, thank you so good.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
No worries, mate, You have a bloody good time, sold
out caked in the wars taking on the Dolphins there, mate,
have a bloody rapper of a time.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
All right. You guys are awesome THANCTS so much.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
It's gonna be an interesting one because the Dolphins, they
are a team that have a lot of points in them.
They've got strike weapons across the park. But they took
on the Panthers last week and essentially a Golden Point
thriller in Darwin with ninety percent humidity. Yes, and they
had to have the They did that thing where they

(30:48):
split the game into quarters rather just having half time.
There was a twenty minute break in each half where
they all had to stop. They had bags of ice
on their heads and they were drinking e literally like yeah,
one hundred percent. And traditionally in rugby league, when teams
come from a game like that, that just sucks all
the juice out. Both the Panthers and the Dolphins are
going to struggle to get up this week.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
As the theory, well, doubly so when you consider that
they're not going to be in Darwin, they're going to
be in Wellington, not known for its great weather, which
I looked up earlier in the week scheduled for nine
degrees at kickoff. Oh my god, nine degrees at kickoff.
So you've got to imagine the Dolphins, having played Golden
Point last week, are going to be absolutely over it

(31:30):
the moment they get off the plane.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Yeah, now, just on this and we're going to get
into this a little later on. Oh, Kezy's running another
pot on this game. Yeah, okay, So I'm currently fifteen
hundred bucks in the negative. But if you want to
somehow join in on that. More details later on, but
the Warriors taking on the Dolphins this Saturday night at
eight pm.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Coming up shortly.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Another chance to get yourself from the drawf of Magic
Ground plus a best of moment from the Hducky Big
Show which involves all four of us when none of
us will hangover and no one had laryngitis.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It's coming up soon on the Big Show.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
The Hidarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodak.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
I'm gonna you on The Hudarcky Big Show Thursday afternoon
with Kezy, Maggie, Old pugsn and Mogi. I'm gonna be honest, man,
we are not in good shape right now. You well,
I mean all three of us.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
I'm actually coming right so Pugs come on.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
And you're so hungover right now and I am two
huge evening, very successful evening in Dunedin last night. I
can't wait to get back down the ladder in the year. Mogi,
you're on the back of a is it laryngitis?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (32:32):
Is?

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Fleet up again? So your bedthroat bed honker generally a
ripper of a honker, such a great honker, will class
honker totally say so. Yeah, I've been rough as guts
a couple of days off this week, which I was
thrilled a bit, and but I feel like I'm on
the app but still here you look, I feel like
I can deal with a break.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Yeah, I'll tell you what, how about you have a
break for a few minutes here pugsn has found us
a best of the big Show moments when we're all
healthy and firing.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
But this one is involved Howdy jam.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
I right, yes, Howdy j making a huge announcement after
an historic death.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
There's nothing worse than letting rumors just sort of simmer
out there in the ethospin and then the Chinese whispers.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Just whispers, just whispers, just hold on a sorry, shocking,
shocking alert.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Sorry about that, yeah, yeah, well sorry part of Japanese.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Yeah yeah, sorry, racism alert, racism alert.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Carry on with your rooms, are you? Yeah, I'm one Japanese?

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, what so?

Speaker 6 (33:37):
What is what's the equivalent of Chinese whispers?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Then? Stop rumors just rumors?

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Sorry, so like a rumor, So, for example, the rumor
Jason's rumor going around that you're not forty three, but
that there's a rumor going around.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I'll address that one head on. There's a roomor going
around that you've got a tiny down seas Yeah, you see,
This is what I mean, is that they get out
of hand.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
That's obviously not true. Yeah, I've got a dog like
you wouldn't believe.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
On the rumor going around is that the more you
say that, the tiny.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I mean, who's been saying that people in the office,
there is a rumor going around that the biggest thing
on you is your honker.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Because that's like a parent for all to see.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Yeah, but anyway, this is what I mean.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Now, obviously we heard the news yesterday have the sad
passing of Pope Francis.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's right and.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
Significant news for Catholics around the world, for all spiritualities
around me.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
I think the Pope would be one of the most
well known people on the entire planet. You know what
last name francis? You know, I said, like he is
certainly someone that everyone hears the Pope has passed away.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
They all know who he is. Well, it's a huge deal.

Speaker 6 (34:49):
And can I just make the point about Pope Francis.
I thought he was a great pope. He had a
lot of humanity and spirituality, and I believed a lot
of the things he said.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Right now, they can do a yard glass under a minute, apparently.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
So yeah, now listen, this is where I get to
addressing the rumor's part.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
It's been chucked out there. There's been whispers on.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
The street as I was walking in from the car
park today. Even when I walked into the office, even
just went silent, and I went, oh God, they've reached
the bloody the workplace. Now this is what happens, that
old Hordy Jay might be in contention to be the
next pope.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, I haven't hit Okay, Now can I just put
an end to it right there?

Speaker 6 (35:35):
And then?

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Okay? And if that were the case, i'd be the
first scientologist pope and history.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Are you a scientologist?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Did you not know that? No? Okay, I thought it
was just a rumor. Wow, So let's let's just cut
it off right there. It's shut it down. But I
am not in contention to be the next pope. You're right,
because I have you heard those rumors. I hadn't heard
those roomors. Is not specifically, I heard other rumors are
about you. Sure your downstairs is overrun with lice? Is

(36:07):
that true? Well? Not lie? Right?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Okay, so but it's my adobe's ch that's come back again.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
It's not lie. It's another thing altogether, if you were.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Let's just say, because often Jason with.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It smoke this fight. That's true.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
So he could be playing it down because.

Speaker 6 (36:22):
Especially when you're talking about down Okay.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
See this is what we So I think the fact
that you're bringing it up and trying to sort of
nip it in the bud, you could be in line.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
To be the next pope nip in the butt it.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
This is the sort of other It's a double edged
sword when you confront a rumor about yourself.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
You know what I mean? As methinks he doth protest
too much. I should have aspect.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
So with mind, I think we should open up the
text machine. Three four eight three. What should Jason's pope
name be when he was elected pope? Yeah, because I've
just done some researcher. You can if you were to
become not saying you are, if you were to become
the next pope, there are traditional ones. You can you
pick a name of a past I hope you believe
the same values as you you can if you want
to be bold, pick your own name. Sure, so's three

(37:05):
four eight three. What should Hoidy J's pope name be?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
I don't know? Is Jizz taken?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Pope Jizz?

Speaker 4 (37:13):
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Speaker 2 (37:24):
From the Hodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
Tune in on Radio hok.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Let's put another mad busted on the beach.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Yes, it is the Rugby League fans ultimate long weekend,
sixteen n URL teams battling it out and ate awesome
head to head clashes across three glorious days at Brisbane's
sun Corpse Stadium.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
I've been looking at the weather there, fellers.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Yeah, Unfortunately for Ozzie in that area, it's meant to
be a bit of a drought coming coinciding with that
approximate time that we're going to be over there, So
over the three days it's going to be bloody hot. Seriously,
it is, seriously percent. Do you know how I know
because I've been looking at the weather stole that piece
of information from another podcast.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
That's nice?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
How good is that that?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
You know?

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Things are starting to get cold here in New Zealand.
We're going to hit over the Magic Ground and it's
going to be absolutely boiling. Should we see who else
is going to join us? Potentially? Good a next you
man Barston House life?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh yeah, good mate? How are you keezy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Bloody ripping the neck? Where are you calling from?

Speaker 5 (38:25):
Men?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Call them from cher the Mighty Chichen christ Church. Actually
are you going to go to super Round this weekend?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Man?

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
To the bah?

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Yeah, that's the ticket to the Old Crusaders game and
it's not too interested in the blues of the Hurricane.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah fair enough.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Mate, fair enough?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Are you going to go to the Old War's game
down the ladder on the airs?

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Out on that mate?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
This is your last chance?

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Hey nick, a few were to win this prize? Mate,
who would you bring with you to Brizzy?

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:59):
I try and get around having to take the misters
and aim to get Ricky Nicholson over there. Ricky Sticky, Ricky, Yeah,
sticky Ricky God Icky Ricky.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
We call him man, you call him Dicky Ricky.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Why's that pugs because he's dick all right man, he
says it like it is old Pugsynick. You're in the
draw brother, you hold the line, all right, check, good
on your mate? All right, man, let's go to Justin. Gee.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
How you going?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:27):
You get money?

Speaker 3 (39:28):
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 5 (39:29):
Justin?

Speaker 4 (39:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Measured you?

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Do you likes paint?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (39:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Back mane is there a shade of paint there called backbone?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Something? I'm sure we mate?

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yeah, man, keys, he's got his own personal paint. Yeah,
they're coming up in the world. Hey, Justin, if you
win the prize, mate, who are you bringing?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
I'm gonna take my son.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
He's just eighteen and yeah he's a great time bloody.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
He just turned eighteen. Going to ca Exton Street, Gunna Suncorp.
That is a recipe for trouble. I like it, Justin.
You hold the line to mate, all right, you're in
the drawer on you got time for one more?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Man, you go on? Good Mason, how you go?

Speaker 6 (40:11):
Man?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Thank you? Are you boys?

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yeah? Good mate?

Speaker 3 (40:15):
You're on your way home from work?

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Just now, good man. If you if you won this
Mason's and let's imagine you did for a second, brother,
who would you take with you?

Speaker 3 (40:25):
A great question?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Probably this is.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Take it to the wives this weekend? So beauty, what's
his name?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Sorry? Durm It? Yeah that is bag Bone ship Man. Yeah,
not Durmott from Taranaki. Yeah, that's the one. Not not Durmott.
Who's missus has got a thirtieth birthday this weekend? That's
not just take it.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
It's not Durmit the Hermit?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Is it actual? Yeah, Dormitt toys on the sumert.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
It's not damn it the frog?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Is it the frog? Fire? Right?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
He's a man of many nicknames.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
He guys, get on your Mason, you're in the drawer
to mate, cross those fingers, brother.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Thanks mate, man, Thanks mate.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Mason and Old Dermot on the lash together and Brizzy
look out another chance to get yourself in the drawer
on tomorrow's Big Show. Sorry, guys, we're gonna have to
shut things off, But plenty more coming up after six,
including another best of the Big Show moment. Plus I
understand Pugs has a bone to pick with Old Mogi.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
The Wholdachy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days a four on radio.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Hold itica, that's right, It is the Hurdarchy Big Show
for Thursday or the twenty third of April twenty twenty six.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
No, honey, JB.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
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Speaker 4 (42:06):
Leto Sorry, sorry that just Saidie's like weigh it, pugs, Oh,
how to go?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
How to go?

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Because from my end it was slightly worse. But as
we all know, my years are on the purse.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
Won't keep your panning's all off my panties, your panning?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Okay, last night, last night, last night, last night, and
live show. Hundreds of backbones there, I reckon at least
half of them. When they were talking to me, We're
trying to angle themselves directly in front of me so
that they could see both my ears at once.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
They kept doing it to stand on tiptoes.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
They just they just stand on tiptoes and then they'd
sort of do a double take.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Whoa, whoa. So between that and the whole meat patty nepstack,
I had a good time.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
It's like an ice cream and the sense that one
one ear is melting and is sliding off the side
of your here. Has anybody ever said that before? Man?

Speaker 4 (43:03):
No, man, but I really appreciate. What are you having
for te tonight, Pugs?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
I don't really know, Actually no, I do know. That's
a lie. Some soup.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
I don't know. Your hangover is soup? What do you want?
Because have you got the right amount of good bread?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Got some bread? I'm a tomato soup fan. With a
little bit of spice in the air. And then we've
got some sour dough that will nice and that'll be
just sort of a rush job before I go to
the movie.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
And then you have some popcorn and chocolate and ice creams.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
And tell you well, you go to the movies. That's
what it's all about. I personally am having Thaie Thaie
Thai tie.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Probably I hate to be like basic about it, but
I'm probably gonna get the old peanuts sat yeah, has
a good peanut sada chicken man so good.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
When I'm a bit dusty, man, it makes me feel better.
What do you have in Mogi tofu?

Speaker 1 (43:56):
According to my wife, we've got a guest coming over tonight,
so we might do chicken do a laxa?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh wow, Malaysian, I love a luxe.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
What are you doing for dinner?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
New Zealand?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
I don't care because it's not what's for tea New
Zealand tonight. I do actually care, but it's not tonight.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
What a tight show we're running?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Come on, man, what are we getting into here? The punks?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
What do we go?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
That's the Hives, The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four
on Radio Hidarchy Soundgarden.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
There on the Hidarcky Big Show Thursday Evening with Kezy
Moggi and Pugs a fellas.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I've got a bone to peck. Oh god, I got
a bone a bit. Obviously. It was a great night
last night in Dunedin.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
You had a great night, yeah, yeah, Well I thought
we had a great one together.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
We did, would you agree?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
And also when you were Theremogi, we had a great
night together before you left. So a great afternoon together, yeah, man,
sort of end of the evening.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
But you know, it was a pretty slow start to the.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Day today for reasons that are unbeknownst to me, but
because you're in bits unforeseen circumstances. And took the flight
home today, and you know, I was trying to sort
of speed up the process of getting back home. And
sometimes by doing that, you sort of take a little nap, take.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
A little you speed up the process of getting home
by taking a nap, because then it's.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Like you wake up and say, oh my gosh, you're
already home, or like we're closer to home.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
And also, my EarPods died on the plane, and my
phone was on four percent, so I didn't have much
else to do.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Can you speed up the process of picking this bone?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Please?

Speaker 3 (45:31):
And so I fell asleep.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Now I am aware of the fact that when I
fall asleep, I've got a very relaxed jaw, and particularly
if I lean my head back or tilt my head back,
which is quite a comfortable way for me to sleep,
my jaw sort of slips down there and I look
like I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
To catch flies. You're gaping, you gape.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
I had a massive gaping hole in the front of
and Mogi, you thought that was a good idea to
record me and post that publicly on your story with
the care option.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
How hot mister mine?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you want to go see it's
up there now.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Hot people are loving it.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I did not repost that on the Hurdy big Shots.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I noticed it. Yeah, and I noticed that you told
old big Dealer not to do it either.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
He hasn't done it either.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
No, he read the room, because when I came in
and I mentioned it to him, he was like, oh, yeah, no,
I thought.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
I thought I wouldn't repost that on the Hurdy story.

Speaker 4 (46:27):
When you post stuff on that Mogy post what videos
of him with his massive mouth?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Game it?

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Man, if it wasn't for that. It's probably the most
reaction I've ever had to a story. It's got eight
hundred laughing faces.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Wow, maybe I should reshare it laughing?

Speaker 1 (46:43):
You know, things like he got a pretty mouth. It's
one of the comments that came through.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
That's my chin totally disappeared into my neck.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
There there was another comment, Oh yeah, somebody sees Keysy
steamed again. I don't what it's got to do.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
There's nothing to do with me. That's that's pugsn Not
so funny, now, is it, kezy?

Speaker 1 (47:06):
That's pretty funny. Yeah, this one from your partner. Oh
great state of today. That's what I wake up to
every morning.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Lucky actually say that she has not told me.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
State of it?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Because Pugs, when you see a video like they're in
a public sort of and your yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
when your volnies and you're tired because you had a
massive night and you punched a million darts that you
always do, and you see a video like that, how
did that make you feel?

Speaker 1 (47:37):
It made you feel because it made me feel sick.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
The hold aching Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
HODAKNS Roses there on the Hducky Big Show Thursday Night
with Keezymogi and Old PUGSN. Mogi's got sin a sidis,
Me and PUGSN are Dusty af and Hoodie Jay's on holiday.
So let's return to a moment in time, Pugs where
the Big Show was firing on all cylinders.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
What have you got for us?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
This is also from a roundabout this time last year, Keezy,
and this is when Mogi had a few family members
visiting and they were really really getting on your nurse.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Right, I'm surrounded by bloodges Okay, all right, So first
of all, I got my wife's brother stayed with us. Yeah,
the first time he stayed with us was a few
years ago, straight out of you, and he stayed with
us for about five months. Sure, he was just a
lump on the couch man, seems like a piss take.
Didn't moved and do the dishes, didn't help with anything.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Left, left good marks in the bowl, didn't eat your
steak lunch, and you had to smack him over.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
No, this was recently, so that was I'm talking the
first he's back again anyway, and he's been starting. Sure
he's grown up, Sure helps out around the place. Sure
he plays, Sure he pays for food, Sure he pays
for utilities. I'm sure he steals my stake. But he's
a bludder. And he stayed for five months. Finally got
I'm out of the house today. Yes, who should turn
up today? My step mother? Right, she's on a cruise

(49:05):
around the joint, turned up and Orkland. I've got to
go pick her up so she can hang out with
my daughter. Going to charge your petrol, you're damn straight.
I am good. Then I have to go out for
a little bit of work. I come home, who's there
now my wife's mother for three days. Right, you know
that was happening? Okay, yes, I did so. In fact,
I said that would be lovely. Can I just clarify?

Speaker 6 (49:29):
So your step mom and your mother and Laura staying no,
so you just picked your step.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Step come around and come around and hang out for
the day. And then she's gone back on the boat.
She's heading off to Tahiti. Nice for some, you're lovely
for some. Then I turn around. I got my mate
staying with us. He's staying for a few days, old Tim,
he's staying with us. Yes, So we go out and
do a little bit of work around the joint today,
and then he helps me out by going and picking
up a power cable an hour away while I have

(49:56):
a nap. Right, you see what I'm saying something? You
know that seems it was annoying that he did you
a solid right, So I guess what I'm saying is
how do I get it back to it just being
me by myself. That's my wife and my kid.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Oh okay, that's that's more.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I was going to just keep doing what you.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
Yeah, I guess when someone asks if they can come over,
you could say no, But I say nah, sure, oh yeah, yeah,
that'd be great. Okay, you can still say that, but
do it like sure, yeah, that'd be great.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Yeah yeah yeah, but just kind of how I was
just doing it, or you just yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Or you like when they asked you you go oh yeah,
yeah sure. Just by the way, fellows, you can do
like oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Or I could go sort of like um huh uh
yeah yeah yeah. I wouldn't have thought of that, but
can I just yeah, just another way I could do it.
You could go, oh oh uh.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Sorry, hold on a minute, yeah, man, that should be
Oh you know that's okay?

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Yeah, good, good.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
A little bit, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
Yeah, you have to cancel the time?

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Oh good, sweet airs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Do you need me to pick you up? Oh, there's
no trouble.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Do you want me to go to D's?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Yeah? Sure.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
There was a beast of the big show. But it's
the best, was the best. That's the beast we've got.
It's just like two minutes. Don't forget.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Every show we have ever done is available wherever you
get your podcasts from, including bonus material coming up next
on the show. The Feelers a bit of rancid to
begin with, and also the Bitcher pot is open for
this weekend's Rugby League game, the Warriors taking on the Dolphins.
If you want to lose some money thanks to Old Keezy,
I'll tell you exactly how you can do that.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Up next The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hod Green Day.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
There on the Hidarky Big Show Thursday evening with Old Kezy,
Moggi and PUGSN and Mogi. Do you remember a few
weeks ago, man, where I was put in charge of
like a betting pot situation and the listeners gave me
fifteen hundred dollars and then I lost it all?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah? I remember it well, And this is my feeling
about these things. It's always how it goes. So I'm
glad that it's happening into you, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (52:45):
And the funny thing was that was the game where
the Warriors were taking on the Tigers. Yeah, I had
a pot. Old Keesy was in charge of it. Listeners
could join all right. The way it works is you
jump into bets Social on the Bitcher app. You then
use the invite code backbone to join the pot.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
You then have direct access to me and the punters.
The punters slash listeners.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
To get.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
It's no sort after ticket in the bizz, but they
have a direct line of access of abuse to me
and the punters. For some reason, they jumped back in there,
and the pot is currently almost at one thousand dollars,
even though I lost all of it last time, So
be shout out to everyone who's involved. Please feel free
to jump in and join as well.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
I think people pay for the right to be able
to abuse you in the comments, is that right.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Which is a weird kind of like OnlyFans situation where
you literally, yeah, you pay money, you get in there,
you abuse me, and then maybe I'll help you get
some more money better.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Slightly different to only fans from my understanding.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
Oh no, I put pictures of my downstairs and there. Okay,
but this week in the Warriors are taking on the Dolphins,
and I am going to be so vanilla with my bedding.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
It is going to be like.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
It has to be like not sure fire, because nothing
is ever sure fire, but I'm going to be so safe.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
And you're also vanilla last time because you assume that
the Warriors were going to tee up the Fins, sorry
the Tigers at that stage. That was understandable if you
were making if that game has been played this weekend,
because the Tiger's been going so well, you would have
gone probably a little bit different. The first game has
got banana skin written all over it. Double one. It's
against the Dolphins have got an incredible backline. We should

(54:15):
tell them up in the forwards. We should, but they
have got game breakers all over the park, and it's
a sort of game that we would lose, and in
fact they've probably got them. They've probably got it over us.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
And factor in that it's in Wellington, Mogi and historically
the Wars play a bit weird.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
When I have won there last four out of five
down there.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Oh great, okay, so I'm going to be so vanilla.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
The last thing I did to last time was I
just let the people on the chat tell me who
I should place punts on. Yeah, and they were like, oh, Keezy,
put a bit on Bloody, Who's who's paying the most?
And obviously Tannisturs Smith who comes off the bench for
the Wars and hasn't looked like scoring a try in
his entire career, so naturally I put money on that.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
It didn't happen, then, oh keasy, word of bloody lose
all that mo oh blah blah.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Yeah, I mean it's funny.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
But this week I am doing it differently, so I'm
doing my research. Here's what I'm thinking. You know, Trey Fuller,
You had a Trey Fuller. He's a little fella that
whenever the fullback for the Fins is injured or away,
this little feller plays and he's awesome on attack. But
he's seriously tiny. He's like Jason's height. What's there, like
three foot seven and he's really gone. But they're putting

(55:24):
him in center this week. Oh okay, so they're shifting
things around the person who who he will be marking
as Ali Latawa anytime try scores what I'm thinking, sure,
and then you've got to go for whoever's opposite.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Dollandn Sellwyn Cobbo.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
Hat trick Colbo for it.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
No, I can't beat against the Warriors like that, but
I probably will be putting.

Speaker 3 (55:48):
A cheeky one on here. You have to have something insurance, Yeah,
happiness insurance.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It just makes me feel sick.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
But once again, if you want to get involved with
this pot, I don't know why you would, but if
you want to jump in get the Bitch app and
then go to bits Social my mates join Part Type
and Backbone and boom you are in there. There is
a sign up offer on the moment as well. At
the moment as well, new customers get a hundred bucks
bon as cash when you sign up and deposit fifty
bucks R eighteen bit responsibly, only do it if you

(56:14):
can afford to lose the cash, because if you're getting
to beer with Old.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Keezy, the hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Well that is the Big Show done to dusted for Thursday,
the twenty third of April twenty twenty six with Keezy,
Magi and Old Pugson over there, Hey Pugs, have we got.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
An outro clip? Tonight man?

Speaker 5 (56:41):
Yeah, we do the podcast out try today largely a
further breakdown of our time in Dunedin and yeah, being
hungover in general.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
The fridge was really loud. It was like someone was
starting a diesel truck and maroon.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
That was good. I didn't notice that, and I was
like I often turned those off though the fridge and woman.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
You get yeah, yea ugly Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I've absolutely hit the wall now really? Yeah, man, I'm
ready for bed.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Because the interesting thing is that podcast outro comes out
at seven thirty tonight. Yeah, listen to how sprightly Mogi
is it? He is loving how hungover me and pugs are.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Now I've got nothing.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
If it makes you feel better for some reason, I
feel like I could go to town.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
On what I don't know, some kind of takeaways.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Hell yeah, baby, So what are you doing then?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Magi going home? I've got my brother in law was
here from Australia and his cousin and my wife's cousin
is over for dinner tonight. So I'm going to go home.
I'm going to walk and I'm going to fill my
plate up with lax or whatever it was, what do
we say? And then I'm going to go to bed
and I'm going to eat it in bed, and I'm
not going to talk to anyone because I concerned keezy
as other people, and I don't want to get other

(57:57):
people sick. Yeah right, you know, with this non contagious
thing that I've got. But I've got no chair. I'm
all chatted out. It's been a busy day, man, coming
back from Duneda and that flight is an absolute punish.
So yeah, I'm dusted all.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Gee, pugs man, obviously you're like me.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
We had a big night last night, so straight home,
eat a big meal there, kill up on.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
The couch, go to bed early.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
Man.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
So I'm going to the movies tonight. I'm gonna go
watch a horror Lee Cronin's The Mummy. It's he directed
the last Evil Dead movie and apparently it's absolutely psychotic.
Matt Heath, big horror fan. He said it was the
scariest thing he's seen in a hot minute. He was terrified.
And I'm going with a few people from work.

Speaker 3 (58:37):
So you're gonna go see that whilst hungover and very tired.
But I'm going to have it to Mardi soup first.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Hey, can I just say don't fall asleep? Man? Yes, it's.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Enough scary shit having a good day without that. Hey,
thank you so much for listening to the Big Show.
I forget to check out our Instagram, Slash, Facebook and
the podcast as well until tomorrow four pm.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
We'll see you later.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
Thank you. Bye.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
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