FULL SHOW: Grunting Away

On today's show, Jase has a cool new shirt, Mike recalls his tennis days and Keyzie is definitely NOT having a baby.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot I keep Big Show Show Show thanks to
crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome Big Show Bill, Jason Heights, make mind.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Andy, Oh, get out your mad Barsard's Great Yavy Company.
On this glorious Friday afternoon. It is the thirtieth of
January twenty twenty six, and you, my friends, is always
listening to the Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Sara Jas crave Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, yeah, great stuff. Fuck it eight Mogi, how are
you going?

Speaker 5 (00:39):
You're Stallion good, pretty grassy, you're mad dog, your six
son of a But look, it's just another day. We
must have had about a thousand sunny days in a
row on Straordan, day after day after day. I mean,
look at my sick tan. How sick is that ten?
There's not even a tan line there. That's how sick
that tan.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
It's real sick man. So it's hot.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
I'm looking forward to the weekend, fellows, I'll be completely honest,
really looking forward to it.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yes, what about you, Keezy looking forward to the weekend?

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah sure, Although, to be honest, the weekend and weekdays
I think I enjoy equally because I get to hang
out with you fellow during the week and if I
could hang out with you on the weekend, I would
as well, But I can't because you won't live well.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I mean, having said that, you were just telling herself
here what you're doing this weekend, and I'm pretty keen
to join you. So yeah, I'll hop on board for
your trip tomorrow and we can all meet up as
a team.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
How does that sound, Keezy?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
It depends if you're gonna wear your new busy T
shirt that you're wearing. Jason's got a beige T shirt
with a woman on the front with her busies out,
which is great.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
And she's completely nude.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I wouldn't say she's got her buzzies out. I would
say she's completely nude. Yeah, I mean, you're implying that
she's wearing some sort of corset or something and she's
taken her busies out taking that, or you said she's
got her buzzies out, she's just nude sitting on her
l side.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Do you just get them out or do you take
them out?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Well when you already need you're not doing anything with them.
They're just there, right, They're just buzzies.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
You look good though, Jason Man.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Thanks Man?

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Yeah, you seriously you do. Who's on your ship there
by the way, what's her name?

Speaker 6 (02:16):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
It's a band? Cool? Um?

Speaker 5 (02:18):
No, who's she? I'm not talking about the but there's
no band on there.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Cla Clarissa Nice?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Can I borrow that T shirt?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I probably wouldn't fit you, Keysy, I don't want your
filthy nips rubbing against it. Hey Mogie, what's coming up
on the show?

Speaker 7 (02:39):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
Another Friday, another throbber Fellows. This one is going to
be an absolute monster. Pugs is absolutely fizzing for it.
There's a little faith in there. I can't believe we're
finally getting to do this. We've been trying to get
this on here for about nine months now. Finally today
is a day Keys is going to talk us through
as mop debarcle.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my mop debarcle.

Speaker 7 (03:04):
I forgot about that. I had an absolute debarcle.

Speaker 5 (03:08):
With a mop Yeah I know. Yeah, Oh, I can't wait.
Look forward to it later on. People are going to
love that. And also we're going to get into some
breaking news. There's been an event over at the Australian
Open the tennis there there's been a grunting incident and
grunting incident. We'll be talking about that next but in
the meantime a.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Bit of rage against the machine. Why not turn it up.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
Tune in on.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Radio Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is thirteen
minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Fellers, I've reached a point in my life where I
think I need to make a change. Sure, finally, I
know it's it's been a long time coming. I'm in
the mid thirties now. Three years is a good amount
of time for a marriage.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Man, you've given it your best shot, Keazy.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
When I was I'm not talking about divorcing my wife.
I would never even think about that.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
You can just start off with a separation.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
What are you doing, you're making a change. I'm just
making a change personally. I'm not having a baby. Stop
saying that I'm having a baby, Mugi, because what's going
to happen is one day I might have a baby
and then no one will care to the boy who
cried Mogi boy cried baby the bogie who cried baby. No,
I've decided I might change my undies.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
How long have you been wearing them for? No? No, not,
that's gross man. Has it been three years?

Speaker 8 (04:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Not.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
They must wreak.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Not my current pair of undies, my style of undies,
your style, because for a long time now I've been
wearing like the briefy boxer ones that I don't know
how to describe them. They're not boxes like, they're not loose.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
They you get a little bit of a tight sort
of finish up dan your thigh the way thigh God
in the ears. But they bunch up this shock.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
That's and that's the issue right there, is you're walking
along and they bunch up the legs come right up
to your testicles, Jase. And quite often I'm having to,
you know, rearrange and my wife, my wife, what are
you doing?

Speaker 7 (05:18):
I'm just rearranging having No, that's not.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
What I Well, can I say on that front? I
wear the same and I never have that problem, right,
But they don't ride up on me at all?

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Right, Well, maybe so stay with the same undis.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Then, Well I had no intention of changing.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
No, No, but we're talking about me changing again.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
It could be it could be the difference. And you've
got those powerful thighs, JA, that's true, so they're sort
of keeping them nice and tight.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, that's probably what's going on there, whereas I've got
the spindly little legs.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
But I just yeah, so I just want to just
wondering three four eight three? What kind of andes are
you wearing? Is that okay? Can you ask the audience
there what kind of andies are you wearing? What are
the pros and cons? Would you recommend them?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Because I said to my wife last night, I might
go to are they called wife fronts?

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (06:07):
And just the standard, like I don't know, just the briefs.
Is that that briefs?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, I kind of run a combination of the two
of those. I have briefs and the sort of mid
range ones. I can't do boxers. I need support for
the undercarriage. I don't like them whacking around all over
the place, flopping all.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Over I completely agree. And that sort of come goes
back to when I was a teenager. Everybody was wearing
the boxes, bage your tweety birds and all that sort
of came there's no good I'd get a rager, get
just from a sort of flopping around down there.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
No good, You've got to have a caged up you do,
caged up.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Nice and not going anywhere.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Can I just.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Confirm I'm not changing under these because I get a
rager and I need it locked up or anything like
That's just I'm just sick of the bunching.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
How long have you not been getting rages?

Speaker 5 (06:59):
For Jace?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
He's going to make it.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
How d this kid you're talking about?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Three four eight three? What kind of houndies are you wearing?
Give me the pros and cons? Please every text in
the drawer for a fifty dollars Reburg about you.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Here's Pearl Jam the.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Hold Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Key. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hold Ach Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
The time is twenty five minutes past four. Keyzy wants
to change his undies.

Speaker 7 (07:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
When I say that, I mean I want to change
my style of undies I have been wearing for the
past twenty years, the sort of tight like the Dan
Carter style undies that he used to wear in the edge. Yeah, yeah, right,
So you got sold on the dream of being like
Dan Carter. Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, I wanted to
be Dan Carter. Started wearing them terrible at kicking conversions though.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well it's really sexy, isn't it. It is when you've
got your undie and they've got the sort of band
across the top of your jeans here, and it's something cool.
I mean, I don't know what the brands are, Calvin
kleinb for example. And you know I've heard that woman
loved that that looking men that the undies above the jeans.

(08:15):
I could be wrong, Yeah, I could be wrong.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Now they do absolutely.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
I have discovered that you've.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Got the ones that say like Monday at the top,
AJ yes, but today it's Friday.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Oh damn its So I've decided to I might change
to the what they are called wife frints, aren't they
essentially the triangle shape standard men's undis A lot of
ticks coming in on three four eight three. I had
the same problem. Keep the same style, but go to
a mid leg style sort of like cycle pants.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
They look on you.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
I think it's too long, Like I understand. Having a
bit more material there will keep it down, but I
think if I take those off or if there's any
chance of them sitting below my like shorts there.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Yeah, okay, we wouldn't comment on it.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Kezy someone he would recommends safe with us. I'm not
doing it's not a secret having a baby. I'm not
having a baby. My wife's listening at the moment. By
the way, run commando. If you guys ever done that, Yeah,
any many years running commando. I had a thing in
my head when I was in my early twenties that
underwear was a scam. It was run by a big

(09:24):
jockey and you didn't need it. So I went commando
for many years, and as you know, Kezy ended up
with a downstairs that was sort of munted, tougher than
a farmer's elbow because it was rubbing against the denim
there den.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
There, highly it's got a can't feel a thing, can't
feel the thing. Yeah, so you wouldn't recommend it. It
would be good for you, well, especially if.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
You're wearing a heavy jean. You know, it's just I
don't want to be I don't want a bull or
was rubbing up against denim and zips?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
What's not so much the bulls I'm worrying. Yeah, you know, yeah,
I don't know which way yours faces. But dude, yeah, yeah,
what about this. I'm thirty two years old, switched to
wife frants about ten years ago and never looked back.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
It's time to grow up keys, Yeah, come on, Keezy,
wake up?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Men.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Are those like adult undies? Are they the triangle shaped ones?

Speaker 8 (10:10):
Well?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I think you try all of those other things. But
there's a reason why the original was the original is
because it does the job, and it does the job right.
Everything else is sort of It's all bells and whistles,
isn't it, Jase.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, man.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
Being here has got the wrong end of the stick.
Don't be worried about your eerictile dysfunction, Kezy. I'm sure
loads of lads your age have limp willies from poly
fitted undies. That's not what we're discussing here. No, right, Well,
my undies are the correct size, and to trust me.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
It's all good down there.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
The baby chat, I'm not having a baby.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Is indeed big there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
This Friday afternoon, the time there's four thirty six and
I believe we played the rebig year sting in that
song Keezy three, only.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
Did Jason sounds like this? Yeah, and if you hear
it during a song, you call us an eight hundred
hodaki and then you can get yourself a fifty dollars
reburger voucher. That's what Caine did we talk to Cane?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, let's say they get a Cane your mad barstard.
How's life? Hey? Good?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Thanks mate?

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Good on you man. What do you do for a
crush there, Cane?

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I'm a logistics manager?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Holy bone?

Speaker 7 (11:27):
Else jeez, samn sucker.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Do you enjoy your job?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Cane? Oh?

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Yeah, it has.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Badine. Are you looking forward to your weekend? Caine? Well
I'm not right now, but yet.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Yeah, talking man.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
What's for dinner?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Cane? Tonight? Probably something Ko.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
The wife is into that stuff.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
Never heard of it? Ah, I have actually what is keto?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
It's all media and eggy and all that sort of stuff.
You don't have any no fruits, no veggies?

Speaker 4 (12:07):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Oh you went on that you got scurvy?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
Ever had scurvy?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Cane?

Speaker 3 (12:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
But I'm putting your gout.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Gout sucks though, Hey, Caine, how often do you floss.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
When it hurts?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Yeah, yeah, you got bleeding gums on that bleedings? Good stuff, mate, Okay,
but as bleeding gums here he is. Hey Caine, what
color are your undies?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Man?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Today? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Because strip?

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, just on that, Caine, we're having a bit of
undy check today. What are you running with? Undy? Wise?
Brief boxes or the sort of mid range sort of
what do you call that?

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Jock's Yeah, ye, just something changed from boxes to the
mid range and I'm loving them. Yes.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Is it one of those things, ket o'caine where you're like,
why haven't I Why didn't I do this?

Speaker 7 (13:12):
Ages ago?

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Nice man? Hey, one last question, man, what's your deepest fear?

Speaker 7 (13:21):
Ah m hm, So I have to stick with mate.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Sorry, Well, good news ket o'caine. You've got yourself for
fifty old Reburg about your mate? What you hold the line?
Ket Okaine and old punk soun ll sort you out, all.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
Right, have a good day. Awesome you guys, don think
your brother?

Speaker 7 (13:44):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Then when they call them I thought it was ket
Okaine with the bleak.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Both its yeah, do you know old ket Okaine? No? No,
you know with the with the Bleeding Gums.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
And the yeah yeah oh strophe and his cap Yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Oh yes, indeed, Jane's addiction there on the Radio Darchy
Big Show this Friday afternoon. The time is four forty seven.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Yes, ours, I watched a Dave Chappelle's latest stand up special.
They're on Netflix. Yeah, it's called The Unstoppable. She called
something else. But you can't say that word, well he can,
I can't. You can't, gazy Jase, You definitely can't say.
But is it the word that Jase oysays? Anyway?

Speaker 7 (14:45):
Come on, man, because I think I know the word.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
I'm taking a wild stab too. It's it's a bit
of a return to form, in my opinion. A lot
of his probably three out of his last four, have
been not good. It all banging on about sort of
in wreckage of Vaised style, just sort of punching down. Yes,
you know, it's just and you know there's a place
for punching down. I think some of the best comedy

(15:10):
is people say you can't punch down in comedy, Jase,
I think it's very funny when you punched down. Sometimes
real funny, but sometimes it's not. And so yeah, it
was a shame he sort of went off the rails
for a few specials there, but he's back and it
was it was very very good. Highly recommend give it
a geez. It's there on Netflix. Is I can't what
am I going to do and go through each and
every one of us bits keezy. All I can really

(15:32):
say is it was good again. The Unstoppable.

Speaker 7 (15:38):
Blank.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
What a weird name for a show, The Unstoppable Blank?

Speaker 7 (15:44):
Totally totally What was it on Netflix?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (15:47):
Yeah, you have to search it? So offensive is the
word that has blanked out that you won't find it
on the homepage? Wow?

Speaker 7 (15:55):
How many buzzies out of five?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Three point seven?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Okay, yeah, it's hard for a comedy special if you're
not there in the audience. I have found it's hard
for a comedy special to be a four plus busies
out of five.

Speaker 5 (16:08):
I've got a lot of them that five five watching
on really absolutely yeah, Pillows.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
My wife was rehearsing her play last night, so I
couldn't carry on with the series we're currently watching, which
is called Sherwood very good. But in that vein, I
watched robin Hood on TV and Z.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Plus, which robin Hood the Latest with Sean Bean. Yes,
Media Peck of New Zealander is in it.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
Yes, Now I quite like that genre quite see. Yeah,
kind of fantasy, medieval, kind of clip clop clip club.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
This is another one where Jos just hates it. I
don't know if we can keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
And in terms of your robin Hoods, because let's face it,
there's been million millions of robin Hoods through the years,
I'll give it. It's one notch above your average. It's
pretty good. That's great, it's not it's certainly not hard
to watch, Sidney. Some things are easy on the eye.
It's fine, it's fine. It's fine, keezy like non offensive.

(17:18):
But you know, I've got a bit of discussion there
and stuff of nudity, a little bit of nudity. One
particularly vigorous character on that front. But I won't get
into the.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
De Fry Attack.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
No, not Fry Attack. He's actually very good in that,
the guy that plays Fry Attack. What about Little John
little John? Yeah, you know, standy Cay.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
They call him little John because he's big, because he's.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
A big Bastard's he the one that's like, yeah, what, No,
that's little?

Speaker 7 (17:47):
Is that little John?

Speaker 4 (17:49):
That's little?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
I get.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
I'll give it a good solid three buzzies, Rob plus.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Last night we're going to chat about this more. After
five o'clock I watched the Aussie Open semi final between
Fidilina and Saberlenka, and it was interesting because I believe
Sabolenka is Russian and Sidelina is Ukrainian and the people
that are staying with us a big tennis from a
tennis family, and they were saying at the start of
the game, there's like a young girl there who gets

(18:20):
to have a photo with both players. She had to
have a separate photo with either with both of them,
couldn't been the same photo together. Yeah, and then it
was a real like oh, a lot of eyes on
this one sort of thing. Yes, are the Russian smoke.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
A lot more than just a tennis match? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
It was yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
Seventhna is it?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Silina from the Ukraine?

Speaker 3 (18:39):
From the Ukraine. She won the Auckland Yes tournament and
she's been in terrific form.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
She has been a terrific form and she also recently
had a baby so she's like world number twelve at
the moments.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
Laid some baby news from around the world.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Guys, this Keyzy is having a baby that was spending
at though I love the yards we spind we have
to stop this one because.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
People are going to start need to be a surprise.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Jason, it wasn't sorry man, my head. I'm just so
excited about it. Here's the Arctic Monkeys.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
I took monkeys here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon, of course, coming up after five o'clock
the regular Friday Throbber. Also, we've got a bit of
tennis chat, a bit of controversy fells at the Australian Open.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, totally mogie. You put this in the old chat
there some breaking news.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Yeah, there's a little bit of breaking news. It was
I was sitting there. It's glued to the television last night.
You know how I love the Australian Open. The adjacent
a couple of ladies were playing. Didn't catch their names,
was the too, I just spoke about. I didn't catch
the names at all. And there's a whole lot of grunting, gaining,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Yeah, they were playing tennis. Yeah, oh yeah, they were
play and anyway, one of the one the players got
doctor point. So we're going to be talking about that
a little bit later on Bloody Outrageous, Outrageous Keysy just
farted by the way. Oh yeah, Jose ripped us in
the studio. It's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
God, you guys are full of it.

Speaker 7 (20:16):
The weekdays and four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
It's the big shows, Friday.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Throb Chase Man, are you even part of the big
show or what?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I'm so sorry fellas.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
Don't be sorry for you know, never getting it right? Man,
You never do it. You hate it, you hate this par.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I love the douche doche.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
But you forget to do it.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I have. I don't know what. It's just a mental
block for me now.

Speaker 7 (20:47):
It's been like six months.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
No listen, if you're just joining us by chance for
the first time and you're asking yourself, what the hell
is the Friday Throbber. Each of us here in the
studio chooses a song. You give us a call on No.
Eight hundred. I can vote for the song that you want.
First of two wins.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Jay's holding it a bit there. That's right, Chips, that's right.
That's how it works. We keep a scoreboarding at the
end of the year. The person that wins gets a
big prize, big price. So far, the scores are Mogi one,
Keezy one j zero.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
Keezy doesn't do the scores at the start off. He's
getting his OUs handed to him. What do you mean
that's true? You normally do them at the end when
you have to. Regardless, we normally do a theme, don't
we fellas there on occasion we do, But if we
haven't got a really good one, we've decided we're just
going to go. It's just wild card. Yeah, what if
you like? Yeah, I'll kick it off today. If you

(21:43):
like feelings, would you like that?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Sure, man, here's Moggie's.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
One a little bit describe man now feeling hip hop.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
Got to stand up. We got it locked down.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
I'm ready to right, ready to probabagon, ready.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
To second describe of the year, second scribe of the year.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
I was looking at another one and I for what now?
And then I went one.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yeah, Jace bitter audio slave. You didn't want to choose

(22:37):
the chorus.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
That's a shitter that's a great song.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
You can't just shitter ja Bot because that influences the vote.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
That's right, yeasts, Yeah, ask a risk.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
I love the asterix comics comics. I've kind of got
down the same vein as Jace. Yeah, although I've chosen
chosen a part of the song, I've chasen a part
of the song.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Which is actually good though.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Right, you can't go wrong with the chilies, man, well
you can in parallel universe, you can't. I just stuck

(23:22):
up for your song.

Speaker 5 (23:23):
No, that's for him as well.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Now you've got an asterisk.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Since when could you not beg each other's songs? When
did this? Heaven?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
It has never been a rule, you know we made
this rule. It has never Okay, I want, I need
to tame. I have never heard I can't beg each
other's song. He's gonna he's gonna argue as way out
of another asterisk.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I'm just all I'm saying is I've never heard of
that rule before, right, I have never heard that part
of the fun that is bagging each like the songs
I like begging each other.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
The very first show, Ice to the Front, Holy, the
very first come on Fellos, the very first show of
this year, we did Throbber, and I brought it up.
I said before the Throbber happened. You guys pretty much
made fun of my song and then no one wanted
to vote for mine.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
And you guys, you're always complaining about something keyzy and
then last week you complained about it again and you
ended up winning, didn't you.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Fellers? You listen, Nah, you're not doing it, you decide
eight hundred hoadache.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Speaking of throthers, soon.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
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Speaker 3 (24:35):
It's the Hoay Big Shows. Friday throb.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Mogi didn't do it? Do you even want to be here? Man?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Well?

Speaker 5 (24:48):
I just laughed because the tics came through on three
four eight three. Here's a Throbber for your Friday fellows.
Ain't no second place with Jimmy Barns. That is a
chet there, and that was just making we laugh. And
then I missed my Doo Doo dann that.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Oh well, never mind.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
The phone lines have gone betshit crazy.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
We've got people going so much competition for the throb
of this week. Can I just congratulate each of us
before we have brought it.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Yeah, we we have really brought it. It is. I'm fire.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
I was quite happy with mine until I heard it
play out and I said, oh, could have gone for
a bitter part of the song here.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
So it wasn't until you heard the song you chose.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, because I had it in my headphones when I
was listening to it, and it sounds much louder.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
You know, I don't know what.

Speaker 5 (25:36):
I just moved along a few seconds. Still a great song.
I'm great.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
This is Maggie's choice for the thrubber scribe.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Yea, yeah, yeah, you're boy?

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Yeah reallysy here you go?

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Is that now hip hop?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Stand up?

Speaker 3 (25:57):
We got it?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Lockdown?

Speaker 7 (25:59):
I'm ready to completely rolls here. So good Maggie. Man,
love that song.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Cheers.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
What did you go for?

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Audio slave?

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Interesting? Does that song have a chorus?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Not really, just so it keeps on going there.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
Does it?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
I guess we'll find out when it wins the throng.
Here's the song I chose by the Chilies, Parallel Universe.

(26:55):
It's just songs for the Chilies. That isn't just funky
or whatever. It's actually it's the chair.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
I mean, one thing that one piece of feedback we
get when we do the music jury, where we hear
from the listeners as they all say more chillis.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
There?

Speaker 3 (27:08):
You go here, let's go to the phone lines. There's
he get a Hayden, you're mad glass it? How's life's great? Hell? Great?
Good on you and your bad bun? What are you
running with? Hayden?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Being from Canterbury, I'm going with the Crusader.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, yeah, the one brother. You get it though, man,
you always have God.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
He's let me down a lot lately, Hayden. I used
to like him.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
I reckon Billy will be a mad dog for audio slave?

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Good a Billy? Your mad passed? How's life our fellows?
Pilla's bloody good?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
Hell?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Are you yeah? Good? What are you running with?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Billy?

Speaker 8 (27:39):
Well?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I'm going to try how to stop the cheesy's really
hot streak he's on and go for thunderbird boy, Old Parker.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
Old Parker, Yes, lady, Yes.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Boy, Billy get a rob? How's live good?

Speaker 7 (27:59):
Eight fellows?

Speaker 3 (27:59):
Just fa beautiful day.

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Yes, goes to a bunch of a couple of beautiful
fellows on the radio.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
This man, what are you running with?

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Guy? With you.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
Love the audio slave?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (28:22):
Thank you? Very much, mate, Hoidy j Wins.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Yeah, thanks, Fellows.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Can you just give us one final milady, melady? This
is actually a wament of a Chune audio.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
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Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Audio Slave, Therey Friday Throbber. Your time has come, Fellows.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Not a bad choice there, jays, thanks man. It does
in fact have a chorus, that does How do you
choose the part of the song that you get Pugs
to snip off for me to play?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
That's part of it that annoys me, you know what
I mean? I go, I like, that's a good chain,
and then do I get that? Bat? Do I get that?
But I go, I know, man, just go from twenty
two seconds or whatever, Jesus, just twenty two seconds?

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Really, why don't you just say, hey, Pegs picked the
best bit of the song.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I did that a couple of times and he's gone,
not my job, not my not my I can show
you the text, Yeah, I can show you.

Speaker 4 (29:27):
For those listening Pugs you want to tur mic on,
do come here.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
I know I think Peggs are running a bit hide
out there.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
He is running real hot.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Yeah, just before you go, hang on, it's.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Thanks, Keezy.

Speaker 9 (29:44):
I'd just like to point out that when Jace sends
me snippets sometimes or parts of the Throbbers that he
wants me to play, I will peck a better part
for him because the parts that he packs are so shit.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
You busy, yes, and it's also.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
Not my job, but I'm happy to help you if
you ask Jase, and he.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Said, yeah, busy ship. Yeah, but I'll tell you what fair.
It's good to get off the mark.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Dear, well done man, Thanks man.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
I'll just go to the scoreboard here out in front, Mogi,
Keyzy and Jace tied on one win. How's peg Son doing?
Tugs currently has zero wins? Not his job to get wins, right, Fellas,
we had a text, can we get some more chilis?

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Why's that funny?

Speaker 7 (30:41):
It's a different one.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
It's a different.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
One, desecration smile.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
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Speaker 3 (30:51):
Is indeed Nirvana on the Radio hold Archy Big Show
this Friday afternoon. Now it's this breaking news. Yeah, is
breaking news.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
Fellas, last night in the semi final between Arena Seberlenka
her last night at the semifinal, She's won this this
match incidentally against Elena's Federalina six two six three absolutely
wipe the floor with her saberlinka getting away to her
fourth consecutive Australian Open. How good is that final? Yep,

(31:28):
it doesn't happen very often that she's twice. I believe
she's an absolute.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
She is a beast.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Last night, however, she had a point deducted for excessive grunting.
Excessive grunting, now that was that's class as a hindrance abstraction.
Hindrance is exactly how it's classed.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
And because I watched this game, a hindrance comes into
play when her grunt is still going when the opponent
goes to make contact with the ball, right, So if
if you're still grunting, right, that's if that's technically how
they know right?

Speaker 5 (32:06):
Well, yeah it was. She was obviously shocked. Anytime the
referee makes a call against the player, the player is
absolutely shocked. Always highly abusive. It's really brady and just
a horrible, horrible person. It's all about have we got
the AO?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
We certainly do. So have a listen to this and
just have a think. Does this sound like a hindrance?

Speaker 5 (32:29):
Stop to me here? That one more time keys. Not
too bad, right, really?

Speaker 3 (32:40):
That was that was it?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Yeah, I mean I've heard much much worse.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
I've heard heaps of moaning, and that's like that's nothing
that that, you know, I've heard it's.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Screaming, sure man, Yeah, yeah, certainly in all seriousness, it's
way worse, way worse, and from both ends. It got
to the point, I can't remember. It was a few
years back where it was becoming a real issue, the
amount of noise that players were making. Yeah, Sharapova was
the one.

Speaker 4 (33:10):
Yeah, she was a shock and burst. Yeah, and she
actually she had to tone back the way she was playing.
Essentially the amount of grunting was so that was fine.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Matina Hingis was another one. They did come on with
a role. I'm sure where it was. The people that
are playing already groan, but the new ones coming through
are not allowed to do it right grunt because it's
it puts everyone off. It is an annoying thing.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
It is an annoying thing. But when you think about
the amount of exertion these guys are putting onto the ball,
it's understandable that there is a bit of a grunting
noise because they are smashing the living shit out of it.

Speaker 5 (33:44):
That's right. Well, I'm just looking at the rules here,
and it says grunting can be ruled a hindrance if
it is delayed and comes after the shot to disguise timing,
or it's sudden or unusual compared to the player's norm,
is clearly meant to distract or includes word shouts or noises.
I think the call here was I remember that the
umpire saying there was an additional little bit there was,

(34:04):
then there was an additional bit, so have a listen again.
So she was been a bit of a you know,
just a little bit. Yeah, and exactly, and all you
do is lose the points. So it's not that bad.
But I mean I've heard far worse than that. You
guys used to play tennis. Quite a bit of you
guys were grunding.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, we were mad grunders.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
It used to sound like, well, i'll tell you what,
we should go to a break and we'll.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Right, okay, well and then we'll come back and yes, yeah,
well we might have some old audio, oh really to
some up. Yeah, you should be.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
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Speaker 4 (34:43):
Tune in on Radio.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Faith No More There on the Radio ho Larky Big
Show this Friday afternoon. We're talking tennis controversies, fellas.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Absolutely we are. After last night's semi final in the
Australian Open, when Arena Saberlenka defeated Elena's fear to like
Feto Leina six two sixty three, Semialinka was deducted a
point for hindrance based on her over the top grunting
yeah stop dances.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
H yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
And what you can't hear there is in the eighteen
minute argument that they had the complete disbelief of seven linka.
She was shocked to the course.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Can I ask, because you said you were watching this, keysy,
what was Fitterlina doing this process?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Was she like having a drink and waiting okay, one
person sort of losing Yeah, yeah, we'll just wait for
it to pass. Now. When it comes to hindrances, it
can be for any number of things, kezy, as you said.
It can be for going far too long and you're
still groaning.

Speaker 7 (35:49):
While they're hitting the next ball exactly, or.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
You've got different tones, or you might call something out
even like out yeah yeah right, or just saved you.
You're not even allowed to say that stuff. But I
know they've cracked down on it recently. Yes, within the
last ten years, they've become quite strict on it. Yes,
But back in the day it wasn't that.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Well, it was really bad. I can't remember. There was
some look I don't want some Russian blot was that.
It wasn't corner cover. It was somebody along those sharp
over and there was a lot of it back in
the day as well. Hengus was bad for it as well.
But that is it can be off putting. But back
in the day, Jose, that's just what we did exactly.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
We let loose.

Speaker 7 (36:31):
So you guys played tennis obviously, Oh yeah, to a
very very high level.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
And like I said, you know, the velocity we were
hitting it, it's impossible not to have some kind of
expulsion of noise.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
Well, it was very much the coaching at the time,
wasn't it, Because previously it had been very much keep quiet, Yes,
contain any kind of physical exertion.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
You just keep it inside. You don't do anything very
like the all black sort of style.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, it's interesting though, because if you grunt while you're
doing something, it does give you an extra like ten percent.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Well, it's like when you're at the gym, you know
he's in, you're benching, you know, twenty thirty kilos, and
you know you get to that fourth rip and you're like, oh.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah, veins popping in your neck.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yeah, totally, totally. Well, Pugs has managed to track down
some audio of you guys playing.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Oh did he in the day? Did you pack?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Did you pull it off?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
ESPN?

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Pugs?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, yeah, I was off ESPN. Do you want to
trip down memory lanes?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Why not? Here you go.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
But I was happening at the end there because the
point finished, the point in the tennis kind of finished,
and you guys kind of keep going.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
What was did it?

Speaker 9 (38:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Didn't?

Speaker 5 (38:01):
Can you play?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
I think so you're playing again? Okay, No, I remember

(38:33):
that one. We weren't actually playing, we were we were
watching and we're just very close to the on court microphones.

Speaker 7 (38:40):
Ah ah.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Yeah, gee, it took me back.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
That brings back some memories. That's as sure a hell.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
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Speaker 3 (39:00):
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Speaker 4 (39:10):
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Speaker 3 (39:22):
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Speaker 3 (39:39):
But I just don't want to say it on here.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
That's that I mean you probably correct, No, you probably
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Speaker 3 (39:45):
No, Look, I'm experiencing up at Radio Keysy to know
I can't say it on contrasts.

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Speaker 3 (39:55):
What is it? I'm not saying it?

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Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, welcome back here, massive backbones. Hope your Friday evenings
really going off as we head into the weekend. Dave
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Speaker 5 (41:09):
Yeah, nailed, Thanks there. Feelers was great stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
So I was just distracted because my wife was texting me, Oh,
you shouldn't be on you not what you're.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Doing a live radio show. Keisy that's really unprofessional.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
We leave our phones out there with our pugson.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah, totally. I don't have my phone in with me.
I will not be distracted while I'm doing quality radio.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
Yeah no, and I will start doing that. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
She was just saying that we think about getting fish
and chips and going for a walk after dinner.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Will you eat the fish and chips while you walk?

Speaker 9 (41:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (41:43):
No, no, or you walk to get the fish and chip.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
I think we'll go somewhere like maybe on the north
shore of Auckland here.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Oh well, that's so much admin.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Oh, heaven forbid you go anywhere that isn't home.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
He's got a point. I never thought about it.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Over the bridge for like twenty minutes to a nice
beach with our guests, then go for a nice walk
and then get some fish and chips, eat it on
the beach.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
That's now.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
This is the thing, isn't it. You've got to make
it seem like you've got an interesting life up here. Yeah. Yeah,
I hadn't thought about that.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
I would way rather just do a jay stars and
just go straight.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Home thinking of fish and chips. You remember back in
the day, and you wrap the hole in the top
there and you just pull out the fish and you
just walk around with your bag of fish and chip. Well, yeah,
you're wrapped up fish and chips.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
So you do that rather than sit down and unlay
it all. And did you not do that?

Speaker 8 (42:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (42:33):
You picked that open. We used to do it back
in Levin. We'd cover our chips not in sauce, fowlers,
but tartier sauce. Yes, And then you just rip a
hole in the little packet the corner reaching in and
walking home, walking home from college, and the two bucks
with the hot chips. Brother so good.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Actually, we're having a bit of a dilemma what we're
going to have for takeaway, so I might seriously go rebigger.

Speaker 5 (42:56):
Ah, yeah, okay, okay, let's go on.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Yeah, the chips are going.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I get.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
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Speaker 3 (43:11):
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Speaker 4 (43:17):
Hey, fellers, look, I've got a bit of a yarn
for you, but I don't want you guys to do
that thing where you like sort of add a lot
of expectations from the audience that this yarn is gonna
be amazing because it's not an amazing yarn. Okay, okay,
it's Keysy's mop Debarcle, so will make a great name
for a movie. Well, no, Keysys mop de Barkle. This

(43:39):
is what I'm talking about. It's not already I can see.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Yeah, I'm going to be maybe a series, well like
a mini series HBO.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Who would be playing Keysy in this? Timothy Shamalamading, Oh yeah,
maybe Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Now yeah, yeah, we're talking
about who's playing my wife my love interests because she's involved.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Jace.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
The temptation for Jase to say an absolute shocker right now,
go do it.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
No, your wife's still not talking to me after my
last shocker. I can't afford to do it again.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Who are you going to say?

Speaker 9 (44:20):
No?

Speaker 5 (44:21):
You can't the Travelers, You can't say it on microphone.
You can make a little joke between friends, but you
know you can't. You can't ride someone and go no.
This will be a shocker for old keys You know
it's a shame, isn't it. He used to be able
to do that.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
But anyway, get to your story, because I'm fizzing about it.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Do you want to know who I was picturing you saying,
just then for some reason, whoopy gold boot doesn't make
any sense. No, yeah, so anyway, keys is mopped to barcle.
We're at the time.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
No no, no, no, no, no, trust me, it's good.
You're gonna want to hear about it.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
So, Fellers, I get home from work and I look
outside by the bins and there's a mop there drying.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
That's so good.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Plas not. Now, I know what you're picturing, a stick
mop with like the brongs with the tendrils. Tendrils on
a stick. To be honest, WHOOPI Goldberg style, you know mop,
You know.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
What I mean?

Speaker 7 (45:21):
But it does, it does.

Speaker 5 (45:24):
That was sort of so you picture it and old cameras. Honey,
I'm home. I know it's my wife. Yeah, I could
see the jokes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
That's the kind of mop you're picturing.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
It's not that.

Speaker 4 (45:33):
It's one of those green plastic ones with the sort
of plastic yeah halfway down which you push forward and
it squeezes the end and yeah yeah and a clapping motion.
So she's got out there by the burn so I go, oh,
we've got guests coming around. She's doing a clean up.
She wants me to get rid of that old man
key mop, right, So I get the mop and she's

(45:57):
a leap I know, but she hasn't She's put it
near the binch because I was like, oh, maybe she
couldn't fit in the bins. So I break it over
my leg and stuff it into the bin and doing so,
tearing a hole in my favorite shorts by accident, and
then walk inside and go, oh, I put that mop
on the bin for you. And then she's like, what
do you mean.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
I was just drying it. I was just drying it.
And then I was like, wait, so.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
I just ripped my shorts for nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
She's like, yeah, now we need a new mop Moppy
gold boog.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
What Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Tap are clear there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday evening and I'm looking outside in this glorious sunshine, thinking,
I'll tell you what fellas, it'd be nice to go
out in the boat on the old Harbor there, do
a bit of fishing, a bit of swim. With that
in mind, Radio Hodaki has the most extraordinary boat to

(47:06):
give away with seventy five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Tell them all about it. Keezy oh, cheers Moggie. Thanks
to finn Chaser Boats. It's a Finn Chaser five three
five center console, sixty horse Mercury four straight Voyager trailer
a whole lot of goodies as well. The package is amazing.
You just have to name it. Text the word boat
to three four eight three, get yourself in the drawer,
come up with a name, and if you want, it'll
be written on the side. A whole lot of new

(47:32):
names have come in their feelers. I'm gonna I'm gonna
read them out for you. You just let me know
what you think, all right. A leaky butt whole. W
h O l E leaky but whole, leaky butt whole.

Speaker 7 (47:46):
Yeah, it's doing too much work, right, okay for not
much return.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Yeah. Kenna Kenna fish for dinner.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
That makes me laugh. Yeah, I don't know why I
like that one. Kenn Fish for dinner makes yep.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Jason, do you want to come in?

Speaker 5 (48:02):
It's not great.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
I don't like it the one before it, But then again,
I don't really like Kenner.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah right, yeah, because you couldn't have that on the
side without possibly liking Kenner.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
Yeah, you have to be a ken Yeah. I assume
sir kenn have been the Kenner as opposed to the haircut.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Oh yeah, what about the big show?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Yep, the big show, simple, easily identifiable and making a
statement out on the water.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
And beloved by all.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
What about this whipper skipper six tides, the pork masteriff
the pork Master. I don't know that sounds dirty.

Speaker 3 (48:46):
I'm almost getting the impression now, guys. People just don't care.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
They don't start making fun of people's names.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
They just they're just going, I'll check your name in there.
I'm not gonna put any effort into it, you know
what I mean, because I'm still going in the drawer
with them.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
You have to say these aren't good.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
No, that's great.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
I mean it's great that people are entering and fill
your boots and it makes no words what you put
in there. So I can understand why people don't care.
And probably that's the problem with this competition if there
was one, which there isn't, but if there was, it
would be that the winner has not decided based on
the quality of the name, and maybe it should be.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Then people might be intimidated thinking, oh, that's fine, But
the thing is people might love these names and have
thought about what they actually want their boat to have
written on the side of it.

Speaker 5 (49:28):
That's not well, then they're fools. Yeah, and they don't
deserve a boat.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
What about this one? Your mom, your mama, your mom.
I don't think it's your mom, it's just your mum,
your mum. So you're get a phone call. What are
you doing? I'm just out on your mum? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (49:42):
Yeah, what tight lines? Loose morals?

Speaker 4 (49:47):
Carpei, DM Bird Shit Chris, Timmy Dave the Wave, the
cutty shirt instead of the cutty sark. Isn't that a
famous forget or something from the eighteen hundreds of the
cutty Sark.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
I'm not down on my frigates. Ah, you're not.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
You've never heard of the cutty Sark. No no taxs
boat to three four eight three and then Jason Michael
Dess your your boat name? That's the competition.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky Pix.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
He's here on the Radio Hoducky Big Show this Friday evening.
Let's give out some advice fellaws.

Speaker 7 (50:31):
Gmail dot com.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Get in touch with the feelers really email address, use
it me patting up sixty nine at gmail dot com
one hundred percent anonymous, and you get a fifty Do
rebeg about your if you read it out on the show.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Unless I've had one before, and then you don't get
another one Jack, you get Jack.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
Now, this one's an interesting one, Fellas first show of
the year this year. We're at the Mount at Bruco
and a lovely bloke named Troy came up to Mogi
and had it at a yarn with him. Yes, and
he said, Mogi, what model trains are you into?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Many?

Speaker 5 (51:06):
It's right because right because a few years ago were
sort of running a storyline that old Maggie liked his
model trains. I remember I went down to Hamilton to
a train show and there was a train. Well, I
went to Hamilton, I went to the Garden's there there
happened to be a train train show on. So I
did a whole bunch of videos on Instagram. We'd already
started the chat that I was into model trains, and
so it really consolidated the yarn. It looked like I'd

(51:29):
gone there deliberately, where I just wandered around and sort
of took the mickey for about ten.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
Minutes because there was a bit of a yarn two
that used to wear the conductor's hat. That's right, it's
set in your basement, that's right. Yeah yeah, yeah, which,
by the way, totally sweet if you're another one with that,
it's all g But Troy came up asked you about
which model trains you're into. It was stoked. I had
to burst his bubble. You're to burst his bubble? You said, oh,
I'm not actually into the man.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
We had a lovely conversation about it, and I was
it's always a bit of a shock when you find
out that people believe what you say on the radio.
It is to be honest with you, and so he
was a little bit gutted, but he was later on
when he had, you know, a few beers under his belt.
He came back up to me. He was super gutted.
He was so guded. I felt really bad for I
really did. But yeah, I mean that's the thing with Troy.

(52:15):
He's the only one into model train. He's playing them
out there, Troy, but he's written it anyway.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
Yeah cool, good a fellas, What advice would you give
a bloke who's been cut deep by his hero not
being a model.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Train that's from Troy the train Backbone.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yeah, it's a tough one.

Speaker 5 (52:34):
What would you what was the extual question?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
What advice would you give a who's been cut deep
by his hero not being a model trainer?

Speaker 5 (52:41):
Wow, it's the obvious advice, isn't it? Which has never
met your heroes? Yeah, never meet your heroes.

Speaker 3 (52:46):
I remember in the last show that we did at
the end of last year, for Chasing the Fox, and
Kesey and I were on the sideline. We talked about this,
and the dude came up to us and it was
like fellows and blah blah blah blah. Only was just
banging away and Kesy and I basically said nothing at all.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Because you had a hitache. I had a hit, and
I convinced you to come watch some holes of golf
before you left.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
And so this guy's banging away and then he sort
of to stop and went, oh, you guys aren't really
You guys don't say much do I thought you'd be.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
You guys aren't even funny.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
You guys are really boring.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
I thought you'd be blah blah blah, and it was
Keysy went, well, that's us doing our job. Mate.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Also, I said, I've literally just finished recording the show.
Jason's got a hitache. Yeah yeah, and Jason's been a
sad sect to us both. So yeah, just genuinely meeting
the public sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah yeah, wait, I don't like that, do I?

Speaker 4 (53:38):
But that's to be honest though, the model train thing,
that's the only sort of yarn we've had on the show.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Straight up. You just understand why people get fooled because
there's you know, one lie and amongst a notion of truth.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
And that's why we decided after that, we were like, hey,
let's never tell any lies ever again on the show.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Yeah, when we've held to that, I'm really proud of
how we've done that.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Certainly have butt Troy, thanks for getting a touch. Sorry
about that, Butt.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Troy can't call it.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Come on, man, he's already cut deep your nickname.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
He used to be model train Troy.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
And there's butt Troy.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Oh, butt train Troy. But the good news is you
now get a fifty dollars reback about you.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
How good? Yeah, that'll help.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
Well there you go. Your mair bar says that's the
big show done and does it for your Friday and
indeed for the week and the podcast outro you'll be
happy to hear. I don't think we had to put
a disclaimer on this one.

Speaker 9 (54:49):
No.

Speaker 5 (54:49):
I did pretty well today.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I thought, Yeah, we were quite restrained.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Can I remember anything we talked about now?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Oh yes, that's right, just a hand, just mogie, he remembered.
Today's episode was all about Jason's new buzzy ship.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
It's a sketch more than anything else.

Speaker 7 (55:06):
It's like a doodle.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Somebody said.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
Someone's doodled some buzzies.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Well funny you should say that, because I found my
doodle T shirt as well. Oh yeah, and it's just
a T shirt with a massive connor.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
Wait a second, maybe we should. Oh god, now, Mogan,
I believe you're off to a wedding.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Now, I think the last year. Tomorrow, I'm off to
a wedding so mates of mine, but my wife she's
known them since high school. I don't think I've been
to a wedding since mine. I don't think so. Yeah,
bloody long time.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Oh yeah, that's right, yeah, yeah, the one we weren't
invited to.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
We're just standing outside peeking over the fence there, Yeah,
over the hedge.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
We'll hang on.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
There wasn't a hedge, I know was I wasn't invited
to either of your guys winning. No, that's true then
that it was an oversight on my part, No deliberate
on mine. But I'm very much looking forward to this wedding,
very much looking forward to it, and also not having
to drive to where it is quite a long way away.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Can't be bothered your new sandals. No, my wife's sandals.
She's saying sandals that are winning. What are you talking about.
I think she's got a new head that's a bit
more classy than that. But jendles are all good, Like
you say, a couple of jendles sweet airs sandals, man,
your new.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
One and keys. You don't feel bad about not inviting
us to your wedding mates, Okay, sweet will come to
the baby shower?

Speaker 5 (56:37):
What baby shower? Oh yeah, I'm not we're not pregnant.
Rain and beby. No it's not Rainy. That's not even
a same.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
But also if you do have a baby shower, dudes,
you've been to one?

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Keys, Yeah, yeah, you've been to that.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Not really?

Speaker 5 (56:53):
No, your generation, your generation mate, you'll be having baby
SHOs baby show again.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
Well, I guess stuff should probably scrub up on given
and then I'm about to have a baby.

Speaker 5 (57:05):
I'm joking. I am joking. Pank just cut out the
bit where he sees I'm joking. Let's just cut that
burn out.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
See your Monday pipe