FULL SHOW: Have We Found The Challenge?

On today's show, Jase has a hotel shocker, Mogey's grateful to live in NZ and Keyzie's a betting champion.

TIMESTAMPS ARE BACK:
(00:00) Intro: SICKO Mogey
(4:57) Jase has a hotel shocker
(12:18) Your hotel shockers
(17:09) GUBBO 
(23:19) TV
(28:39) Intro: Picking up the challenge
(30:28) Brekky v Drive
(37:09) MAGIC ROUND
(44:28) Intro: Jase is outraged
(47:28) What's On The Tea?
(52:14) Keyzie's pot update
(58:12) Pot comments
(62:10) Farewell!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Hodache he Big Show with Toledo's all the good stuff,
No nasties try it today.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, This is big heaving show. Really, Jason, Hoiz, Might.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Mike and.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'll get a your mad Barsard's great to have your
company on this glorious Tuesday afternoon. It is the twenty
eighth of April twenty twenty six.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
And you, my friends, as ever listening.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
To the big show brought to you by Toledo's.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Out with out dated hydration, in with Toledo's the new
standard and cleaner Literrolytes.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Toleno. Okay, a moogie, long time no see your studhouse life.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
You're pretty grassy your mad doggies sixth son of a bebe.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
What a weekend?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Ha ha?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
How good's anzac weekend?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Man? I love it. I love it.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I love it, absolutely love it.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Just an next day off.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I mean obviously I miss you guys, but yeah, bit
of time to yourself in the day, sure, man, Just
to be a sick piece of ship around your house.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
It is all good. I loved it. It sounds fun.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Yeah, man, it was pretty cool. So last time I
saw you, Jason was sick for a couple of days. Yes,
I came into work on Friday, did the potty, Yeah,
sick as a dog, went home sick a weekend. Yeah,
and now I'm back here. How are you feeling sick
as ship?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Sweet? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I having said that, man, you're looking hot, I feel hot?

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean if this is how you when you when
you're sick, bring it on.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
And now I feel the same way. Man, looking good?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Bro?

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Is that a gray sweater?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's not a sweater, mogie, this is a it's just
a long sleeve tea. And yeah it is great. I'm
feeling good, feeling really good. Three days off man, how good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Same?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
And now the beauty of it is we've got no
more days off until Christmas. There's no more public holidays.
That's it until Christmas. Could you believe that that's wrong?
What matter?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
What?

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Okay? Jays Hey, Jase? How was your holiday?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Man over and as it was bloody great? Thanks Keezy.
Really nice to catch up with all my girls over
and Assy living over there now.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
So that was pretty good. Girls you got about fifty
um do you mean daughters? And my.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Mates might be one of my best mates wedding over there,
so that was very good too.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
How many buzzies would you give that wedding?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Look, I give it a good solid three and a
half to three point seventy five buzzies.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Out of a possible five.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Yes. Well, can I just say kesy in regards to
your top beautifully pressed, thank you. It's got beautiful seams
down the arms there, it's just immaculate.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
It's just a regular T shirt there with a long sleeves.
I say that you have your You run your cuffs
all the way to the wrist. I always find that
a little bit. It feels a bit weird, so I
always pull them up. You are pullar uppera on the
cup a cuff pullar opera. Yeah, no you're not. I've
noticed it about you.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Keys tell you what recuff Fellers. I always my big
bag bear about them is they're always too long?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Are you big beer? You've got stuffy arms? You know
what I mean?

Speaker 5 (03:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I can't say.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, no, you can't say that. Hey, now listen, massive
massive show ahead, so better stay tune.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, hang on, all right, hang on?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Yeah, what's happening on the big show with old Mogus?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
What is getting used to being back in the hot seed?
And and now Jake, You've got a radio show, brother, that's right.
Stay tuned to see how it goes from here ittill
seven pm this evening. Also, it's the last week to
get yourself into the drawer for Magic Ground. Yeah, and
we're going to be putting one hundred people in the
drawer every single day now.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
That's possible.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
So stay tuned, listen out for the cue to call
and call us on eight hundred Hidarchy.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, all right, do you just cut win then?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Nah, it look like it though, I can understand that now, fellows.
We've also got a big competition, big competition coming up
against the Breakfast Boys. They've been talking a lot of
shit about us, mostly about you, Jason.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, probably shocking.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
So we're going to hear a bit of audio from them,
and then we're going to lay down a challenge I
reckon and coming up to next fellas, we're going to
be talking about your debarcle of accommodation that you had
over in Melbourne. Yeah, man, Jason, if you have had
any kind of an accommodation debarcle, stay tuned because we
want to hear about yours. I have had some shockers
in my day as well.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
In the meantime, here's the Black Keys.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yes, indeed, Jane's addiction there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is exactly fourteen minutes
past four o'clock. Great to have your company. By the way,
I hope you had a great long weekend fellows. As
you know, Hody Jay went to Melbourne for two reasons
to see two of my girls over there and also
one of my good mates.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
It was having a wedding.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Nice so it was a combination catch up. Had an
amazing time. Melbourne is an amazing city. I absolutely love that.
Just an accommodation debacle was the only downside of it.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Can I talk you through it please?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
And before you do, who was in charge of organizing accommodation?

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yeah, well it was the sort of combination accommodation combination, my.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Wife, myself and my daughter. You're all in charge of it.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, essentially my wife, but then we were a bit
tenderative about that because she's had some shocking bastards over the.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, right, so you helping, we'll fix that.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So we got my daughter involved, who's uber good at
that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Which daughter, is this your sixteen year old daughter?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
No, this is my twenty nine year old daughter. She's
ace at that sort of stuff. So anyway, we book
a place. Okay, it's great. About a week and a
half out, about a five days before we left, we
get an email saying, sorry, this accommodation is no longer
available due to administrative something A round bag it.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
We've cooked it.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Now.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Is this an airbnb? Is it a hotel?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
What do we do?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's an airbnb, but we don't use airbnb for a
political reasons which I'm not going into.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
No, so you interrect so ye, My guess is that
they have it available for booking on several websites, and
it's been booked somewhere else. And so you coming at
the last minute, which, by the way, five days out
or whatever it was, that's too late.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
No, that's when they canceled it. Two weeks out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
So they came back with five days ago and said
not happening.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
The other thing that it can but also is that
the owners of the property are like, na, actually I
might stick around.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
So there was a vaga in then. But then my
wife was looking at the book and going, it's still
saying that we've booked it, and so she tried for
ages to get hold of someone that owned the place.
Eventually got hold of some person. They said, oh no,
it has been canceled. Oh okay, good, so we book
another place. My daughter goes, how about this place here?
Sends us as let we go on at boom right boom.

(06:48):
It means we got it.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
We booked it makes when you cla it goes boom.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So we booked that, right, that was all good, And
about a day before we left, my wife said, I
still haven't been received any information about how to get in,
et cetera, et cetera. So she's in off an email game,
just checking and it's all good, how do we get in?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Then the next day we still hadn't received anything. The
day that we were leaving, she tries to get in
contact with them, can't get in contact with anyone. All
the contacts don't work. So then she goes to booking
dot com, who are sort of overriding the whole system,
and says, we're trying to get information from these people
that we've booked their place.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
But no one.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
We can't get hold of anyone. Leave it to us, ma'am.
First person tries ten minutes. No, sorry, I don't know
quite what's happening here. I'll pass you on to X.
He goes for ten minutes looking for the same thing.
He can't find any contact or what's going on with it,
and then they finally go, oh, look, okay, we'll give
you to this guy. He does all this sort of stuff.

(07:50):
He'll sort it for you. He takes fifteen minutes, comes
back and goes to be honest with you, I have.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
No idea what's going on? Yeah, good, I can't.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
No, we hadn't paid any money at this point, but
I can't contact anyone.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
I have never seen anything like this.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
This is very odd.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
That sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
But what we will do because of you know, the inconvenience.
We'll give you one hundred euro compensation. Heros that'll come
in handy in Australia. Well exactly. But we hadn't actually
paid any money at this point. So then I say
to my wife, bug of this, darling, let's just book
a hotel.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
You're taking control of the situation.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
We were literally two minutes out two hours out from leaving.
Let's book a hotel. Look the place up, you know,
and Melbourne. They're close to our girls. Hey, this looks
pretty good. Get the family room, beautiful bang paid for
Boo foo boom.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Fly to Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Oh good, Get into Melbourne at about midnight.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Go.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Our daughter picks us up. We drive that, We drive
to this accommodation and that's we arrive outside and my
first words were, surely, what have your booked? So we
go to this place. Reception has closed, but there is
one old lady, scantily dressed, spitting into a tissue out

(09:11):
the front. She's no, there wasn't my spitting, and what.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Is she spitting into the tissue? Just saliva?

Speaker 3 (09:21):
Kesy And she's also got a cigarette. What she's puffing
on really weird.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
She's holding it really weirdly.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
And my wife and I and my other my youngest
daughter where Effan and Jeff And because we're like, how
do we get in?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
There's no reception. We ring the number, no one answer.
It's it's midnight now, you know, in Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
And then this woman says to us, oh, do you
want a key again?

Speaker 2 (09:43):
In you can borrow my key?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah, Well, oh, that's very sweet of you, but we
need a key to the room. And she went, oh,
I can't happy you've had nah, And then she goes
into a tissue and starts smoking on her darry and
then my daughter the door comes down and goes, oh,
look there's a drop box here, a ben for you know,
your keys, a burn of keys, well, you know, whatever

(10:07):
you call them. We go a mirror and it's like, beautiful,
there's our keys. Open up the door and I'm walking
going surely not. The walls are all cracked. The carpet
smells about one hundred and eighty years old. We go
into the room.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Was there a cad in there? Big door?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
And it was the most disgusting foul. Yeah, wires hanging down,
taps on the pas carpet about one hundred and eighty
years old, holes.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
In the wall stained.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
I am ninety eight percent sure after staying there the
night and waking up in the morning that it was
a halfway house.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Right, So did you feel right at home? Then? I did?

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Um, did they have a free supply of spitting tissues?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
No, they were you know, I was looking for the
spitting tissues.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Have you had an accommodation nightmare. Like old Jase there
flock as the text on three four eight three you
can win fifty bucks.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Cash got used to it after a while though, Fellows
stayed the whole time. We were like, oh, we're going
to move out, but I was, ah, look we've had
such a nightmare. Let's just stay here and put up
with it.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
The hood Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Is indeed green day There on the Radio hod Archy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty six
minutes past four o'clock. We're talking accommodation nightmare. As went
to Melbourne over the weekend and booked an absolute shocker.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
You did You said it was like a halfway house.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
It really was.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
And Melbourne Australia in general is great for a halfway
house because their drug addictions are through the roof. Yeah,
there's got a lot They've got a lot more selection
of drugs over there. There's a lot more heroin, it's
a lot more availability, so you get more of a
licorice all sorts with your addicts. So you've got old
lady like when you turned up there. She's howking, howking?
It fleam out too, a little tissue that she's saving
for later. You're walking down the hallways. Jay's the carpets

(12:08):
one hundred and eighty years old.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, a pub. It's not like a pub that had
been never cleaned.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Had never been cleaned.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I've been never cleaned.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I'm picturing for some reason, the woman hyking, I'm picturing
as you.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
She's wearing a wig and you've got an idy on,
but it's you.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Sheik j I actually, I actually because she come on.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Genuinely, because she was out there.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
She was out there every day, every day we left
and came back, she was there.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I had an affection for her, she had an affair
with her. No, I grew to like her a lot.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
Was initially it was just sexual, but then you liked
her personality.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Well.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I didn't actually ask her name, but we'd say hello
and sath and she she had a fondness, of a
fondness like.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
For heroin, for the iced coffees on the nippies.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, I don't know if it was nippies, but it
was some sort of ice coffee that she'd be sipping
on and then she'd spit into a tissue.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
There's a lot of great ticks coming through on three
four three. People's accommodation nightmares. Keep them coming. When fifty
bucks cash thanks to Toledo is this one from being
is great. Came back to our room while housekeeping was
in there and there was a lady doing poo's and
the toilet with the door open.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
So you see, I wouldn't mind that coming back into
the room. And she's running an open door policy. It's
good stuff. That's one here, Jason. You get what you
pay for. You're type bastard.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
I wasn't tight.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
I am a very very generous man.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, man, okay, Actually this reminds me of I'm just
remembering now. I think I was saying over an Aussie
and the bed had a pair of undies at the
very y. That's happened quite an.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I've left dundees behind before.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Yeah, good a feelers, staying in kal which I believe
was quite and poor in Malaysia, landing late no Idea
where we were room not made and pubes in the bed.
Oh yeah, that's pretty Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
You don't really want to look.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
Do you when you've got pubes there I'll tell you
the other thing. Another special feature in the shower. They
had this massive plastic container of shower soap, you know,
like body and it took me about five minutes to
work out how to use it. There was no sort
of pushy thing or like you just.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Had to squeeze.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
And it was like this massive vact body wash.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
This one's good from Sean. Our first honeymoon, my ex
wife and I booked a bit and breakfast in Northern Ireland.
We were awoken at one am by a DJ firing
up aous heinous techno discovered there was a rave going
on in the basement. That's a dream Like if that
was Pugs, you'd be into that. I reckon he would be.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
We booked a backpackers in Paris. My partner suggested we
go somewhere nicer, but we were young, so I thought
cheaper would be okay. It turns out my partner wanted
to propose. This place said one toilet per two floors
and one shower. The night of our engagement, we woke
up to someone spewing in the toilet who it was
down from our room and the whole toilet room and
the whole toilet and bathroom got cavenans spew.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yeah, I can't book a sheared toilet. I'm not sure
about this one. Someone here booked an accommodation in the
Philippines and Bohole. The photos online were an amazing resort,
but a typhoon went through this Tsai and so they
got there and then the entire place was like ruined,
but it was still available. Well, I don't know what's
funny about.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
It, So it's not it's not but that happened in
Vietnam with us too. The pictures were amazing, but bore
no resemblance to the current situation of the property.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
It was in Vietnam. It's pugs in there. No, it's not.
Hey you those says coming on three four eight three.
By the way, you can get yourself fifty bucks cash
sends to toledos up nixt Fellas. We've gonna have a chat.
Told Charlie gub about the Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
Gabby the Hoarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
He's indeed smashing pumpkins there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is four thirty eight.
Speaking of my trip to Melbourne fellas. I nearly canceled
it because it was like the wars were on. They
don't have TV in Australia.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
What do you mean th o TV, Well, they don't
have league in Melbourne.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, it's not a league city.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Key, Yeah we've got the Melbourne Store.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
But you're right hey, But speaking of TV, we've got
Old Gubby on the line with us and Gubby television
starurth old Sewn Johnson. There a god Joy, you're a
fancy bastard now.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Yeah, yeah, I'm yeah.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I like that sort of stuff.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
I like being a fancy basard you read.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
But now, hey, Charlie, if I could just steer this
back to rugby league, mate, the Warriors playing the Dolphins
there in Wellington, sold out crowd at the Caketon, which
is blood great to see for rugby league. The Warrior
is just getting a win twenty points eighteen. It was
a tough watch, Charlie, Man, was it a tough watch
for you? I was at the game.

Speaker 6 (17:18):
I would just start with the whole city was buzzing.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
You know.

Speaker 6 (17:21):
I sold out a couple of weeks out, so I think, Mogi,
you know what it's like. And here were the capital
of rugby League. Now, yeah, but it was a tough watch.
Kind of it was exciting. I thought like the Warriors
were on top. We were always getting down their end,
but we just weren't coming to over points. To me,
the Dolphins didn't look that dangerous most of the game.

(17:42):
At certain points, you know, when they got a six
again in there in our half, it was kind of scary.
But yeah, definitely the Dolphins were a bit jet lag
from their game and Darwin.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
But yeah, I thought they I thought they went pretty good,
the Dolphins, especially in the first half. I was a
bit worried about how many easy meters they'll make up
the gaps there and then in the second half. It
must have been good to be at the game because
it was tense and it was close. Holding them scoreless
in the second half is great, But Jesus, it was
just an error fest. It was frustrating garbage.

Speaker 6 (18:15):
Yes, yes, yes, there was there was a lot of errors,
but I mean we got we got the w on
the end.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Oh yeah, there's not.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
Much more we could say about that. I think the
Worrits they didn't you know, they didn't play their best,
but the effort was there. There was a lot of
short balls that hit the ground and stuff like that.
It was it was a dewy night.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I can imagine you're blaming it on the jew Yeah, yep,
isn't that what we do these Charlie gub you say
that Wellington was buzzy, mate, I was buzzing for rugby league.
You know. There's a lot of chair and over in Assie.
They were talking about how you know, if this goes
well in Wellington, we've got to start looking at another

(18:55):
Kiwi team. Man, Like if they would have a team
in Wellington, do you reckon it would go off down there? Man?

Speaker 6 (19:01):
I like the idea of it, but you've got to
think about that without sounding too camp here, guys, you've
got to think about the infrastructure. We don't even have
a thriving club competition, so where are these guys going
to go back and play. Where you're going to pull
the juniors from and.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Stuff like that. Exactly.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
It's good to have the idea to have a new
Zealant team, but yeah, it's just not that easy at
the moment because kids in school aren't playing rugby league.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Be I guess you must be slightly gatted, Charlie because
it's kind of, you know, another one another two points,
sitting seeking on the table, kind of do rails your
you know, let's get rid of weavy chat. But they
felt like a bit of a banana skin game. So
I am happy that we got away with the two
points because the Dolphins there no mugs.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Mate.

Speaker 6 (19:44):
Every time you say something like that, I just feel
real uneasy. In case, you know, in case he's listening,
Oh he is, he believes web he's massive. I reckon.
We got the new big three now, which is Cameron George, Yeah,
Andrew Webs and Andrew McFadden and recruitment. So yeah, my
bit of glades for those guys.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
If you're listening, Hell yeah, I agree. I agree there, Charlie.
And at the end of the day as well, the
Dolphins took the Panthers the previous weekend to Golden Point,
only just lost and then we came over and managed
to hold them out. It was also in our group
chat over the weekend which die Heinwood is and he
always points out that the Warriors struggle slightly when they
play in New Zealand anywhere that isn't mount smart and

(20:26):
also hang on big, big, big moment games like an
Anzac game, you always struggle. However, they took on both
of those at once. How do out a team that
took the Panthers to Golden Point and it was a
bit tough to watch, but at the end of the
day they did get the win, Charlie, So you're right, man,
maybe Webster does. Maybe another week at the Helm, you''re

(20:49):
going to lose your free tickets.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
I think he's he's my guy.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Yeah, he's my easy And what I'll say about that
is rugby league math is just not really working us.
You know, one team will beat someone and they'll lose
by forty points the next week. So if we can
just keep scraping these ones together, we can get Mitch
by net back and you know Metcalf can get back
into form whatever team he's playing in at the right time.

(21:15):
At the end of the season, we want to be
winning these close ones by two points, So it's great practice.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Can I just take essue with what you said their
keysy about when you know the Warriors struggle when they're
playing in other areas in New Zealand. Frankly they struggle
at Mount Smart as well.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
They come.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
But we've talked about their home record. It's a shock
and Bars.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
You're a shock at Bars. So all right, Charlie. Before that,
you go, mate, of course, when you go, who is
your player of the round? Brought to you of course
by Porter King.

Speaker 6 (21:42):
Porter King, Player of the Round, Fellows goes to Aaron Clark.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
I thought he was just super strong through the.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Metal, super girthy and just straight up and down.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Hell yeah, that's all we love.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
He kind of like how you used to be in
your heyday.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Hey, Gubby, Yeah, come on, Gubby's still girthy though, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, I'm sure. Hey, thank you so much for joining us. Yeah, boy,
thanks for joining us. Charlie. We'll speak to you next week, all.

Speaker 5 (22:06):
Right, dear fellows, talk next week please, Okay.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
We'll do.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
We'll try. Don't forget. If you're in Wellington and you
need a portoloo, head up, Porter King, I'll get your sworded. Yeah,
beautiful mate.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
In the meantime, here she has the Hierarchy Big Show
weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
The dudes there on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show This
Tuesday afternoon. The time is four fifty two. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
Yeah, good Fellas. Over the weekend I watched on Netflix
a film called APIs a Picks there and it's got
old mate, what's Shallie's they're all, oh yes, and Taron
Egerton who played Elton John and best by a picky

(23:00):
ever Maid, very good Rocketman, Rocketman. And it's a story
of a woman played by Charlie's the on and she's
she's a mad dog, you know, she likes going mountain
climbing and all that sort of stuff. She's out there
with her partner, Eric Banner. He's in it, but spider alert.
He dies real soon, real quick. He's the Aussie chat ale. Yeah, Chopper,

(23:23):
Uncle Chop Chop Uncle Chop John. Anyway, she's a bit
tortured by that, so she goes exploring the outback of
Australia by herself and she comes across a bunch of sickos,
but really one main sicko played by Taron Egerdon. There's
a lot of that sort of backpacker serial killer stuff
that goes on over in Australian and this is sort
of that kind of storyline.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
It's a game of cat and mouse.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
He hunts her down through the outback and she's obviously
trying to escape. It's it's not as garbage as I
thought it was going to be. I actually quite enjoyed it.
There's some really good shots in it. It's pretty run
of the male generally speaking, but there is some cool
stuff and you have to suspend your bit disbelief because
she escapes from him, goes in a canoe and a
sort of a river for about ten or fifteen minutes,

(24:08):
and then she gets out of the boat and she's
he's standing behind her. You know that sort of stuff.
It's how's he tracked her? Three buzzies out of a
possible five. I do recommend watching it.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Just a fun thriller.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Actually, the best thing about it is it's I think
it's an hour thirty four, right, so good.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
Something in a similar vein that I started watching last night.
But it was a series now called Unchosen, and I'll
read the little blurb here please, When a young mother
from a sheltered colt crosses paths with a mysterious stranger,
she embarks on a risky affair that awakens desires and
dark secret.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Right.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
So it's a smart film, No, it's a series for
a star mutts he no, not really, I tell you what.
The lead guy, far Fee, I think his name is
far Fee, that's his actual your name, right, Yeah, pretty hard,
good body on him, keezy.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Looking good as well. He's naked at one point on
a swing.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Wow. Wow.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
And it's you know, got your kind of who's who
are British sort of acting? Really, it's it's a good cast.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Has Emma Thompson in it? No, not Emma, Megie Smith,
No not Maggie. No sort of who's who?

Speaker 5 (25:26):
Then?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, but anyway, the story is, yeah, this this handsome
stranger saves one of the cult members daughters from dying
and then's but there's also a convict. He's on the
run and he's just lurking around the edges of this
sort of cult sort of establishment and she ends up

(25:49):
helping him.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Is he a bit of a tissue spinner?

Speaker 3 (25:51):
No, he doesn't split into the tissue. It's a reference
to very early in the show. It's okay, And it's
like with any cold as you often see, there's a
lot of seedy undertoes going on.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
You know, those people that are running at.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Corrupt, henous, disgusting whilst claiming to be you know, the
Voice of God, et cetera, at the Miss the Messiah.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
Look, it's a solid drama. It's just solid drama. I'll
give it a solid two point nine buzzies.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
That's solid buzzies.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Though there's solid busy solid And what was it called Unchosen?

Speaker 2 (26:30):
And it was on Netflix? And what was the actor's name?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
Fra fee I think his name is.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
We should look that up because I'm.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
To know what the spelling is based on the pronunciation
a if ee.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Yeah, I'll look it up. Coming up after five o'clock, feelers, Bricky,
you want to challenge us to another competition. We've got
to nail down one hundred percent. Man, We're going to
nail down what exactly is going to be. Apparently they've
sent us some audio also another wow, A chance to
get yourself in the drawer for Magic Grounds is the
final week this Friday.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Give it away far out man, because it's what two
weeks now and we're off.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Three weeks two, four weeks two weeks from this Friday.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Man, the hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Ike here, Welcome back, your messive backbones, hope you're surviving
your Tuesday afternoon. At are three minutes past five o'clock
and you, my friends are listening to the big show
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Speaker 2 (27:27):
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(27:48):
year men. I'm fizzed up for that. Also had an
awkward running with one of the Breakfast fellers this morning.
Oh yeah, although I don't know whether I'm being I'm
being a bit dramatic about it or at extras weird
and awkward. Yeah, we can get into that a little
later on. But most pressure, most pressing involving Yeah, pressing,
real funny, keep pressire? What is presci still good?

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Man, it's still good. Don't talk like man, It's it's fine, Keezy.
We all make mistakes, man.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
The most pressing matter all of us butcher words occasionally
the most pressing issue involving the Breakfast failures. This competition
that they have with us about banging on about it.
We've got to nail down what exactly we are going
to be doing, sure, because that's gonna happening in the
coming weeks.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
But we still in the position where we want the
audience to decide that or where we sort of out
with that. Is it going to have to be something
that were going.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, there's been a lot of ideas thrown around. One
particular idea is getting a lot of steam and a
lot of support. It might end up being that idea.
So we're about that next. Maybe sounds good man.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
In the meantime, we got a way to kick off
the album.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Then Harper hold I can.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in on radio.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
Indeed, Frans Ferdinand there on the radio hod Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time was thirteen minutes past
five o'clock and the Breakfast versus Big Show challenges on again. Fellers,
that's right.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
We played them at golf last because of me. We
ended a four by one hundred met relay and lost
because I blew a quad.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I think the I think you know you're right, you
know the relay was certainly your fault one hundred percent.
You couldn't shift the blame there. But in terms of
the golf, I think you and Jays were equally poor. No,
I was No, I was pretty good. I was pretty solid.
I wouldn't say I was solid.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I kept us in it.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Yeah, and then Keezy blew out luck as Akilly's tendon.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
That wasn't my it was my quad all right. Now
they have issued another challenge. Maybe they wanted another day
off work. I don't know what their motivation is. Maybe
they just want to humiliate us again. But we are
picking up hat on this thing. They want to lock
something in. Apparently this morning they had a few more
suggestions come through. A couple of new I years have
come in.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Mini.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
How do you feel about this high Rocks? Ye like it,
very entrened.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
High Rocks is the rock stars. It's the hybrid rockstars.
That's where you do burpies and press ups and then
run and people take photos of you with your shirt
off and you post them all over social media. Yeah,
the photos that they take with great lighting, if that
go up on the social media and then are and
add for high Rocks very clear.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
It's sports for people who can't catch a ball. So
I think we would beat them in that. I mean,
if they want to take us on on a high
rocks challenge, I don't open to that. I kind of
open to it. It just does seem like a lot
of work for not a lot of powff band challenge.

Speaker 5 (30:34):
I like this.

Speaker 7 (30:34):
I've been meditating on that across the weekend. I like
the idea of getting together and we play two or
three songs. They played two or three songs when to
bar out, people get to come along, they get to choose,
and so then that way, this gives them a chance
at actually winning something, you know what I mean, because
they can just rig the votes, win or lose.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
It a big of fun entertaining, It would be entertaining. Yeah, well,
we've got a number of musicians of note on our team.
I'd say we'd go particularly well.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Yeah, I don't mind that.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
What would you do in the band challenge?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
You?

Speaker 2 (31:02):
What's your forte musically? Percussion? Put a hurting on a cowbell?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
YEP.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
I can bang a tambourine, I can keep beat, I
can play a triangle. I can do some bvs as well.
If you need to flat out some bvs, I'll be there.
Flatten out. Yep, you need to flatten them up or
sharpen them up. I'll be there. How are you feeling
about those ideas, fellas.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
I'm not feeling a great deal at all.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
We're not doing it. I feel a certain numbness. Yeah,
we aren't doing hier rocks or CrossFit or any of that.
I don't want to do fitness. Nah, well neither today.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
No.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
I think that's that's fine. Yeah, I don't have to
worry about that one.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Obviously we're not gonna Yeah, it's a great idea, isn't
it too to do a music bass challenge when you've
got two people that play guitar on your team.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, I like that idea. That's that's a good. What
I do like about that idea is we would be
so terrible that it would be hilarious. I like the
idea of us in a room to get a trying
and learn a song. Sure, but I know that we
would lose this challenge. So maybe that something will do
it one time, but not for this.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
You know, what I've realized is that the impact stuff
of the fitness stuff is in our forte I think
where we probably lie.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Looking at all of us units.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Is in a strength based scenario really four v four
on you know, some sort of strength based right.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
So you know they did suggest bench press like a
week or something. Yes, you want, you want to do
bench press?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Well, look, I reckon I could take Zoe and who's.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Twenty two and ways about forty kg's. Yes, I don't
know if you could.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I say that tentatively. I'm not convinced I would. Yeah,
I'm just saying meno, oh, meno, I might.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Okay, well, but just on this by the way, because
I was here this morning and they were sort of
floating around. They were trying to make it three v
three and if it was a bench press competition, they
were like, oh, so many pugs wouldn't compete, where as well,
like pugs is our powerhouse.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
So yeah, so what they're trying to do is get
rid of the no offense to Zoe the weakest person, yes,
and at the same time get rid of one of
our strongest people. Probably, yeah, exactly, But that's sort of
mania top you.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Know, top up and down and fairness.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Though Mogi the weak link would be ruder, wouldn't it.
I think they are all weak links. Yeah, to be honest, Yeah,
whereas I think all.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Of us, I don't think. I don't think I know
either team there's any real strong, any real strength.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
And that's the kind of the beauty of it.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Is that everybody is terrible and who's the worst.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I think I think Maniah would would go pretty good
because he works out.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
He does go to the gym a hell of I mean,
you wouldn't know to look at him.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Yeah, I was going to say, does he.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Pugs? Are we sitting this to them? Yeah? Cool? Okay, great, Well,
I'm happy to lock in bitch press. I haven't done
a bitch press in like five years. I haven't been
to the gym for over two months, so I want
to put that out there.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Look, I haven't I think it's been a little while
for me. I'd probably be dropped down to one seventy
one sixty realistically because I haven't been because I haven't
been doing it very often.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Or shall we just say, all right, lock in the
bench press competition. We'll see four it's four be four
four and no training that well, I mean I'm not
going to no.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
And also the other thing is that it's a total
amount of weight, Yes, the total amount.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Of one max rep chest.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
Yeah, I think so, Well, there's we're better get a
trainer involved so we know the proper way to do it,
because my understanding is that a proper you know, a
proper rep is where it stops one inch above the
chest because otherwise people use their chest to bounce the
weight off and then you get momentum from that. So
we're going to have to have a pet come in
and judge it.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well, this is good because Jase, you've got huge buzzies,
so you only need to bring it down like an inch. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
But also I agree with that mag iving has a
great idea. I agree with But do we get do
we get to try and p be it one PB?
Or do we how do we clean up but it?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
You'll put weight on whatever you think you can do,
and you'll keep on going up until.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Sure you can't. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I like
it all right. Well, if we're sending this Tobriki, then
I think that's the Big Show's vote for this particular challenge. Yeah,
let's lock it in NIX. We'll have to discuss what's
actually on the line here because we need some jeopardy.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
I also want to say it's a terrible idea.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Oh, we're gonna be so bad at it. I'm so lanky,
I'm not gonna Yeah, I've always been terrible at bitch press.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Well, I mean it.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
We'll have just been keeping with what we've done in
the past. Thing easy, humiliate ourselves. I'll probably get injured
then we lose. Yeah, probably.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Here's the Red Hall we paper.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
The Huriarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Welcome back the Big Show, Regie grown three pep. Let's
put another mad busted on the bench.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Oh yes, we do the Big draw five o'clock this Friday.
So your day's and number news, you know, and you've
got to get in there quick smart you.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Certainly do jas. Maybe another chance today to get yourself
from the drawer. We'll see how we're feeling. Yeah, listen
out for the Q the call when you hear it
eight hundred Hodarky. And if you do get yourself from
the drawer, and on Friday you've got your phone on
your five pm sharp and you're listening to Hodarky, you
can win the chance to join us in Brisbane three
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(36:24):
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Responsible beers. He's it is the best weekend ever.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Yeah, great stuff. Let's go to the phone lines. Good
a Jays, how's life mate? Yeah? Good? Thanks mate? What
do you do for a crass Jase?

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Ah, just deliver water to the people.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Backbone, Jason. People need their water, Jason.

Speaker 4 (36:48):
Now what sort of water you doing?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Jase?

Speaker 5 (36:49):
Here?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Have you got a truck full of it? You're going
around You're filling up tanks. Brother, Is that what you're doing?

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Oh? Wish I got I've got a truck full of
bottles and I drop off fifteen liter bottles everybody.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
So you'll wish is that you've got a truck that's
got a full tech that you're filling up tents with.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
That's your dream.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
My dream is to have a little monkey with me
so you can climb up the stairs because I'm stairs.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
So Jake's just clarifying. Are you are you swapping the
bottles on top of like off as water coolers?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
That's the one.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Actually, I tell you what Jase would be able to
bench press a fair amount, because that's a fair amount
of weight. Felshifting upstairs every Day's tell you what at
the end of the day.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Anything I can bench press with a beer?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, I tell you what will make you feel better?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Man?

Speaker 2 (37:31):
As if you came over to major ground with us,
if you want, if you want, who would you bring
with you?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
I have to bring the wife because she's got all
the money.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
So yeah, yeah, well we're paying for it, man, so
you don't have to bring here, she can stay home.
Who else you going to bring? Yeah, he's poor, but
we'll him anyway.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Don't worry Jase about money, old keyes. He's got his
game of two halves cash.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
So the mate, I'm feeling better already.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Yeah, you hold the line there, Jase.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Did anyone else think that Jay sounded like Neil Wagner?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
No, No, it didn't cross my mind.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Get a Jake, your mad boss and hour's life.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
Yeah bloody good boys, there he goes, Yeah good.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Hey tell me Jake, what do you do for a
cross a builder?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (38:22):
Jake?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
What are you building at the moment?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Man?

Speaker 2 (38:24):
Ah? Just going to big old renovation. Just up and
Marry's baby. He's a mad Do you spend most of
your time in a portloo just on your phone. I'm
the boss, so I can't really get away with that.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
The underlings.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
I keep an eye on the porterloader.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Just to watch no one else.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
Yeah, Ja, you got a camera in the heaven you.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
You're the draw, hey Jake. If you win, who would
you take with you? The would be behinding me, but
she might have to stay home with the child, and
then I might take the one of the workers. Maybe.
Yeah on your mate?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:08):
Will you hold the line?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
All right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Good mates?

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Good a match? Your mad Barsett, Hell's life?

Speaker 5 (39:14):
Good? Thanks? How are you getting on?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yeah? Man, matey tell me Matt good long weekend mate? Lovely?

Speaker 2 (39:20):
Yeah, lovely went downtown so yeah, you can't complaint.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
And what do you do for a cross man?

Speaker 5 (39:27):
I work in agriculture.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
You'd be a bit more specifically, brother, Well, I work
at a big agricultural supplies.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
He grow weed, He grows weed. Good on your Matt,
good stuff mate, If you win the prize, may were
you bringing you that weed over to Brizzy?

Speaker 5 (39:48):
Not my game, but yeah, I be came to come
along that for sure?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
What your game is?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Man?

Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah? Weed? Hey Matt? If you win man, who will
you bring with you?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
I had to ring with father. He's an older I'd
bring him along.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Shoa, he's a huge start. You get right,
you're in the drawer, brother, all right, so fingers crossed.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I don't think it was his game, mogih that's what
he said.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
But I know a lie bastard.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, don't forget this Friday, five o'clock sharp Hodaki, And
if you've got yourself in the drawer, make sure you
get your phone on. Plenty more chances to come though, fellows.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
How good The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hoadaki Guns.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Roses there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday evening.
The time is five to six, coming up after six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
What's on the tea with me? Keasy dinner?

Speaker 2 (40:47):
What's on the dinner with me? Kesey?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
So let us know what you're having for dinner tonight
on three four eight three. Tell us where you're sending
your text from and what your name is as well.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
You'll get fifty bucks cash really potentially thanks to I
mates it Toledo's by the way, fillers have. I've just
realized on three four eight three a lot of people
sending through more ideas for challenges we could do against. Okay,
what about this a crypton factor style army training course.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
That's a great idea. Let's build an army course and
do that.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Well, we wouldn't have to build one. We could go
to one. Really, there are some around. Anton says, what
about an eating challenge? How many dumplings can you bang down?

Speaker 3 (41:23):
That's too much in your massively in our favorite.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Yeah, because we had tug at war, that's pretty good.
Don't mind that improv challenge. Someone here accusing me of
having a touch of the quagmires. Most press ups per team,
that's pretty good. That's very similar. That's an easy one.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
What could you crack off right now?

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Well, maybe no one now? Forty? Yeah? What do you mean? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:53):
I well, my daughters and my wife the other day
were doing press ups and they could do like ten, yeah,
and I went, I reckon, I could do about forty,
and they went whatever, Dad, and I smashed off you.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Actually you did the one with your knees on the ground.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Your knees on the ground, yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Right, okay, And of course you'll go Honker, touch the ground.
I did forty Oh really yeah, wow, one for every
year of your life, jays pretty much, Keezy Hey three
four eight three. What are you having for tea tonight?
If you want to win fifty bucks cash, get stuck,
get the good point, Get stuck at.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
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Speaker 3 (42:53):
Fellows. I've discovered something so shocking I'm kind of I
don't even want to bring it up on the radio,
but I feel I must. Wow Nah, but what is
it similar? I was at Pugsan's desk right just previously, and.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I don't know if you guys know this.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
I've sort of occasionally bleated on about the fact that
I don't receive stuff anymore.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Take any gifts, do well.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
I learned to get gifts anymore.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
Gifts they are like companies, send them to you in
the hopes that you'll talk about them on the radio.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
And I love that stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
As you know.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I've just been over to Pugsan's desk and an a
massive stack of stuff all addressed to me is all
the stuff I've been sent. I'm reckoning over six months
worth of stuff and he's been holding it in his
bloody desk.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
I am outraged.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
See this well honestly personalized pen in it as well.
I mean, I don't want to make a big deal
about this, but I'm attempted to go to HR.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
But you realize that if you go to HR with
Pugs that he's got a huge list of stuff that
he could then use on you.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Bring it on, man, I'm interested to know what makes
that pen personalized. Jason got my initials on it.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
I said it was a marker.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Has it got your Has it got like a system
that's armpit, which Jase has at the moment.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
By the way, I'm telling you, fellas, I do not
have assist in my armpit. My armpit is completely healed.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Now that you've popped it. Disgusting yarn. By the way,
was it on the podcast you told that young? I
think I think it was what happened, but it's not.
By the way, it's not a personalized pen. It's a
marker for when you put you put it on the
ground and you're playing gold. Oh I've wanted one of those, Yes, sure, yea.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
And old Pugsan's been hoarding all of my stuff and
taking it back to his boudoir. I bet you, I
bet if we went into Pugsan's room, it would just
be filled with Hordy J's free stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Hey, by the way, keep those ticks coming on three
four eight three. What are you having for dinner? New Zealand?
What's on the Dinner with Me?

Speaker 5 (45:23):
Tea with me?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Keyzy up? Next? How good? Here's the Arctic Monkeys, the.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Hold Aki Foo Fighters here on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Evening, guys ticked here from Steve. What's on the tea
with me? Dinner with me? That's good?

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I'm sorry I fight it off Illy not for the
first time. There's a little bit of a premature.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Fire joke, you know. Sorry, Jade, not seriously, I am sorry.
We are good. I do that thing we go silent
on the radio show. Yeah, yah, yeah, you're silent. Treatment
get those six in on three four?

Speaker 5 (46:05):
What are you?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
His wife was saying, he does that all the time,
get one of his moods and stomping around the house.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Yeah, over burnt milk. You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (46:13):
For two days he didn't talk.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
Have you heard the same? Don't cry over burnt milk? Yes?
J C or good Man, good there. Failer's kim here?

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Yeah, nice Jase, Yeah it was Kevin Bloody Wilson. Nice Kevin.
Let's gone there. Who's the league? Kevin Walters?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Kevin, you have even champion Key Walters? Yeah, Kevin, it's
not him though, No, that's not good guys.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Kevin Bloody Wilson here tonight and dargable ah having snapper
from the West Coast with spuds and salad.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
Made snapper last night. I went out over the weekend,
did a bit of fishing.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Nice under the bridge because I've got the Auckland have
a bridge just down the road for me, so straight
out there, straight out with a just a line, ten
minutes would have been there. Twenty three pounder.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Beautiful, really it is love me a fresh bit of snapper.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
That's so good.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
And that's the beauty of living in New Zealand. You
can go it anywhere, anywhere there's a little bit of water.
You can chuck a line into a paddle, you pull
out a you know, well, we're blessed your key snapper.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Man, Well then it's a little bit of Bayo on it.
But you see what I'm saying. We're just blessed is
what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Did you fill its it?

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Yeah, I fellow that. Yeah, piece of purse. Get a guys,
been here, Ben Harper? Really nice one, Jason, it's been
Harper geg get the guys been Harper here on the
dinner tonight Peter pockets stuffed with cheese put through the
toasting machine. These are then used as burger buns.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
He thinks he's come up with a stroke of Geniusly
I like it.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
That's s Say that again, Say that again?

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Good ay, guys Being Harper on the dinner tonight is
Peter pockets stuffed with cheese put through the toasty machine.
These are then used as burger buns. So two Peter
pockets with meat letters to Marty and then was he
doing all there?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Is it just cheese like so that they're the burger buns.
But initially it's just the cheese right inside. So he's
got melted cheese on a peter p Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
But then he puts the burger ingredients inside to make
it into a burger.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
You know, I understand that. But he's sort of talking
to that when all he's down has put cheese on
a couple of buns.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
You know what I mean. I mean it's a bit
of you know, come on being halper then sorry being harper.
Good o there, guys, who's this? Oh that's a good question. Berry,
very Humphreys, very white, very Manilow. It's very white. Good idea, fellers,

(48:57):
just joking. I goodding you guys, very white. Here my
wife is cooking a Malaysian ren dang. Ohne like a
ren dang? What kind of rin dang? Usually beef? Mogi? Yeah,
it's just text you here, usually beef.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
That's the beauty of New Zealand. Like you can go
out anywhere any old field, you chuck a rifle over
the fence, make boom, you got yourself some beef? Do
you have other lucky ren dang's other than beef. Do
you well, the w ren dang is a sauce. That's
your coconut, isn't it. I always thought, well, it's a very.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's a dry curry.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
It's quite it is.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah. Is a dry ren dang is a dry curry?
Usually beef. I know, I think you get a chicken.
It probably could get a chicken ren dang.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Well, filter it on your shirt. You wouldn't find it
was dry. No, No, but you know what I mean, car,
I can call you curry. You know what I mean, Mogi,
It's like, it's not it's not. There's lot a bowl
of soup.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I know.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I'm with you, but it's not dry, is it? Nah? Nah,
that's stupid. Take that back.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
It's a paste.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
No.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Sorry, sorry, Joe, sorry because you can take that back
about it being a dryke Eric.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
I shouldn't have said that it was dry. I take
it back, thank you. It was really stupid to me.
Do you want another one?

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Why?

Speaker 2 (50:13):
I don't know that I do.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Now The Darky Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki Oasis.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday night.
Now there was a bit of sporting action. Did you
do another one of your keezy pots over the weekend? Geezy, Yeah,
I did.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
A kezy pot. Basically every now and then there is
a pot where listeners can join it put their own
money and it becomes a big pool of money which
I then bet and then hopefully we all reap the
rewards depending on how much you put in. Now, last
time I did a pot, it was on the Warriors
versus Tigers, and the listeners put in just over fifteen

(50:51):
hundred New Zealand dollars.

Speaker 4 (50:52):
It's so much money, especially with things where they are
totally man, Thanks Maggie, I lost all of it.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yea, all on you in the whole.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Yeah, it's extraordinary to do ten bets and not get
any of them, thanks man, Because people think it's easy.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
One hundred percent.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
So this skeezy had actually been telling me about, Hey,
it'd been heavy wins here and the area, and I've
put a couple of backs here and I'm dominating, dominating.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Take that back. So so for this week's game against
the Dolphins, I was determined to play it really safe
and hopefully restore some faith. All right, So this is
how it works. Same as last time. If the bit
was correct, If it was incorrect, how much was the pot?
The pot was over two thousand dollars this time, so

(51:43):
more people heard and got involved.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Well, people obviously want to get involved. And it's like
donate some money, give Kezy some ship, which is.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Pretty much what it was. I might put some money in. Now,
you don't really need to pay to do that. You
actually get paid to do that. It's the opposite with you. Okay.
So I put a few bits on and these were
well researched. Now Shaw has Tavita. It was his one
hundredth game. Now I love this.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
He's going to some kind of a bit about him
being a try scorer just because it's his hundredth game.
Got nothing to do it, Absolutely nothing to do with it.
Vibe punt, vibe punt. Yeah yeah, garbage put No. The
reason you're doing a serious thought out Okay.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
The reason why is because quite often, if we're ahead
and I predicted the Dolphins to get a hiding from us,
which Spoilerlert didn't happen, they will throw it to the
guy and let him score quite often. Ah, three hundred
bucks gone right. I then put a bit on the
Dolphins to win two hundred dollars. Just for the Dolphins
to win.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Oh yeah, just there's a little safety number.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
It was happiness insurance. I didn't want it to happen.
I said, I'm not going home empty handed. Yeah, good,
Dolphins to win two hundred dollars. Now, I don't know how.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I just want everyone out there to know. I don't
know how this goes, but I just want to put
a circle around and put a pen in something you've
just said here and come back to it possibly later.
I don't know if we'll need to, but I just
want to put a pen in the fact that you've
said I don't want to I'm not going to own
home empty handed.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yeah, correct, Okay, cool. I didn't put a multi on,
which I thought was a safe multi. You can't win
one bet, so let's put three in a row.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, now you're running at twelve in a row.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Yeah. So the Warriors to win points scored over forty
nine and a half because I was, honestly, I thought
the Warriors and all the things was like the Warrior's
going to smash and the Dolphins have been up and
Darwin blah blah blah. Theyre tired, and then Camperira and
Dallan to have two tries combined or more right, which happened.
The one that didn't was the over forty nine point
five that safe multi did not come in. That was

(53:36):
three hundred and eighty dollars gone, right, next bet two
hundred dollars. The hammer Hamiso Tabuo Feedale, their leading tries
scorer to score a try did not come in. How
much was on that one?

Speaker 3 (53:49):
That was two hundred dollars fifteen in a row?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Now two hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Now, the Dolphins put their small one of the smallest
men in the NRL. What's his name? He Trey Fuller.
They put him, they named him to start, and the
centers there and at the last minute switched him to
five eight. So in anticipation of him being in the centers,
who's tiny? I put our opposite center three hundred dollars
to score Ali Leatwer didn't come in, three hundred dollars. Cool,

(54:19):
it's going down to the next one. Jackson four one
hundred and fifty run meters Tennaboy to score eight plus
points and even that was another safe multi two hundred dollars.
I then went to the listeners for tips. Lecquer Hala
Sima anytime try score. He caught it, dropped it over
the line. You know what happened? Did not come in
she ow Harris Tovita to be the first try scorer.

(54:40):
That was a great tip from the listener. Fifty bucks
there the Warriors to win thirteen plus two hundred dollars.
Oh my god. I then put a few others on
that the listeners pointed me towards. It was a multi
of Lecque, Dellan, carm Perreira, and Herbie Farnworth to score.

(55:03):
All of them scored except for Liquor dropped it over
the line. That would have brought back all of the
money in the pot, right, it didn't happen. I then
put a bit on Herbie Farnworth to score and Selwyn
Cobbo to score as well. Herbie scored, Selwyn did not.
Jacob Laban anytime try score fifty dollars, Jackson Ford anytime

(55:23):
try score fifty dollars. Aaron Clark anytime try scorer fifty dollars.
Selln Cobbo one hundred dollars? Were you just giving them
one hundred dollars? I'm in the whole three and a
half grand, So stay tuned for the next part if
you'd like to make some money believable, Wow, do you

(55:44):
not just feel like now you have to like, that's
what is it?

Speaker 4 (55:47):
How many bets? Is it another fifteen bits or something?

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (55:50):
So it's thirty bits yeah, and not a single when
So you could literally close your eyes and throw a
handful of excrement at a list of options and have
a better chance of getting something right than you use
in your brain.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Honestly, I'm open to any suggestions for the next so
keep an air out if you want to get rich
with Old Kezy.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
The Whold Arching Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days a four on.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
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(56:46):
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A few have actually found stuff gone to the doctors
because of it, which is great stuff. Man, So good,
Mogi requested, if you've just joined us, we just read
out the latest update from my betting pot over the
weekend on the second Warriors game. I am now two three,

(57:06):
three thousand, five hundred dollars in the whole. Not a
single bet has come through out of about thirty.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Thirty bets, not one.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah, so that is phenomena.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
You couldn't.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
You can't.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
You couldn't do that if you try.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
I know so a lot of people that the chat
is what people are really in it for. Okay, certainly
not in it for the money. Yeah, yeah, that's for sure.
So this one guy on the chat called Big Bullers.
He commented, now you're all good, keezy, you win some,
you lose some, mate, that's betting. And then big Dilly commented,
you win some. I don't think so, because I lost

(57:45):
all of them. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Bombs bombs, on your Nana says, are you surprised Keezy?
Jesus on toast said third times the charm. Keezy will
get them next week.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
So yeah, but you say third times a charm, you've
had thirty bets.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
Well, the same guy then came back and said zero
out of thirty ears on the purse meet Patty Nips
and lives in a bubble and they've got four likes
in the chat, which is just great. Wires Glove two
sixty five, not happy Keezy Keezy's bits and just as
much on the purses as ears. That was from a
user named Hoidy. Janis Sinsay commented, that's my entire winds

(58:23):
payment down to drain Keezy. You hope you're proud of yourself,
all Gkezy, It was only three and a half grand.
That was from Hoidi Jizbit big I says, kids are
sleeping at the moment, dreading telling them about our family
holiday being postponed again. Sad face. Yeah, that's your one job,
meet Patty Nips. One busy would not recommend this pot.

(58:44):
That's from Sharp Equipment. Alex Johnson says, first time in
the pot, First and last cheers, guys, so yeah, can.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
You just tell me Kezy. As you're going through this,
and obviously this is happening in real time, You'll be
sitting there with you brother, and you're probably your dad
there and total are watching the game. Yeah, you're thinking
to yourself, are you find it difficult to enjoy the
game because now the pressure is all on you for
one of these to come through. Your head's starting to
get a bit hot, your ears are feeling a bit hot.

(59:14):
Nothing's coming through. Panic bedding, probably settling in all that
sort of stuff. What's the metal state? Because we're joking
about it here, three and a half thousand dollars down
the drain, brother, that is a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
God, that's so much money. Shockingly bad. Yeah, pretty chill,
pretty chill about the whole. Honestly, I have never been
as furious as when Lecqua dropped the ball over the
line because the multi weird placed would have recovered all
possible losses.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Well, the weird thing about that as well is because
it was an interrupter as well. The guy didn't have
both his arms up, so you only had one hand.
That's right, So it should have been a penalty.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
A penalty. Try it didn't happen. But that is the
nature of punting. If you can't afford to lose it,
then don't do it. Well, that's right, if you can't
afford to lose it, you know, don't put it in
with old key but hey, disrupt keep an air out
because another chance to get in the old pot with
Keyzy coming up soon apparently. Oh yeah, let me know
when that's hip. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Do you want to do it at the same I
don't want to do the Hiarchy Big show weekdays from
four on Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Well there you go, your mad barsards. That's a big
show down and dusted for your cheese. Do you know
what's the podcast out? True eclip tonight, Kezy.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
I feel like this clip is about you weaning yourself
off the vape slash darries in preparation for our bit.
So here's the clip.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Genuinely am weaning down. I'm my vape Kezy. We're doing this, man,
We're doing this.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
Let's pop our boils and put our vapes away. I
forgot that had a boil in that chat as well.
That end of the week. By the way, Jace Friday
is the first of May. Friday. You're officially off the
vape for a month. Oh my god, it is too Yeah. Yeah,
I was for some reason thinking next week, yeah, next,

(01:01:03):
and really soon. God, that's creeping up on you, isn't it.
One hundred bucks on the line. It's all good man.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
I better smash the basket in the next few days.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Short week as well, Tuesday today, God, not many days left, smogi.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
Hey mogie, what are you doing tonight, mate?

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Well, my daughter and my wife have been away for
a few days there, and so'll be catching up with
him a little bit, a little bit of dinner. I'm
reading a great book at the moment. That's great, really
great book. So I'll have a chat to you fellas
out there tomorrow. But jeez, it's good. Yeah, nice chill
one with the family back in the house.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Nice mate. What are you eating tonight, Keezy?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Leftover curry I made yesterday and my wife's at squash,
so I'll probably just eat that on my own year
and maybe watch like a rerun of Location, Location, Location,
just because I don't want to watch one without her
A fresh one.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
What was that show I was trying to get you
to I started watching it again last night, The Long
Way Round down Up and around.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Oh the motorbike one, yah, yeah, yeah, can you hurry
up and watch that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Well the problem, there is no problem. No, there is
a mother's not Yeah. Well she wasn't there, so you
can put it on. There's I'm worried about easy.

Speaker 4 (01:02:12):
In this household because it seems to me like it's
been ruled with an iron fist, and it feels to
me like there's a reign of terror going on in
the house. There's fear because you're scared to watch quality programming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
No, I just don't want to watch anything like that
without her, and she wants to, but she's just the
time has to be right, Mogi, Okay, trust me, Jace.
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Man, I'm going to a play fellow after this view
from the bridge from the view from the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:37):
Bridge, very much looking forward to it. Should be good.
All right, we'll have fun mate, We'll see it tomorrow. Okay. Bye,