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February 2, 2026 49 mins

On today's show, Jase wants an E bike, Mike's deep in sport chat, and Keyzie wants to try something new.

DOWN TIME:
(00:00) Intro: Swagged out
(03:34) Humidity Chat
(08:24) REURGYER
(11:53) Jase gets offered an E Bike
(15:36) TV TIME
(21:07) Intro: How to say Burger
(23:08) Seafood keyzie
(28:31) Grammy News
(33:00) BACKBONING VIA BENCH
(34:51) Intro: Keyzie has an affair
(37:00) Sports Chat
(42:33) Synthony
(44:57) MEATPATTYNIPS69 
(49:11) CYA

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hot ike you Big Show Show thanks to crave
Worthy street Food freshly made with Reburger.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Welcome, Big show, really big, Jason Hoich night and oh
give your mad barsard.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's great to have your company on this wet and
moist Monday afternoon. It is the second of February twenty
twenty six, and you, my friends, as always listening to.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
The Big Show brought to you by re Big Gear.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Crave Worthy street Food freshly made with reburg Year.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah yeam yeam yam yea ya yam yum yum.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Speaking of which, I was loving your new slacks today, Mogi.
Of course we were talking last week about you. You know,
you've had a bit of a wardrobe upgrade and looking
sharp and hot as ever made.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
How's life going pretty grassy? You mad dog? You're six
center a bie. I love it when you come in
and you got something new on ye and you know
nobody's going to say anything until the microphones are flext
You can absolutely guarantee that, Yeah, I had a ripper
of a weekend, went down to top or yeah nice
or as you call it, Jay's tour poor Yeah, same
same joint, big bit of water down there went to

(01:12):
a wedding. Bloody beautiful be cracking into a bit of
wedding chat later on.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Love Me some wedding chat. How are you going, kiezy?

Speaker 5 (01:18):
I'm actually are really good feelers.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I was a bit spaced out earlier, but we've done
the podcast outro, yeah, which warms me up, and that's
the old brain working.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Maybe grounded you a little bit, Yeah, yeah, ground you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey,
I'm liking that shirt you're wearing today. By the way,
don't look just relax.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
No, I'm not relaxed. I'm tensed up. Well, no, you
see what you weren't going to say it, so don't Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well no, hang on, what we weren't going to say?

Speaker 5 (01:43):
He was going to say that you look a little
bit like crocodile dundee old Steve Irwin. Actually, yes, which
one is it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, well that's not a
bad thing. Kidding me goes are stallion?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Look if you're pulling it off? Can I just say that.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I'm pulling what am I? You look a good though? Man?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, thank you man. End of story. Yeah, you don't
need to tell me that.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
No additional observations on your outfit.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You just look great mate.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
I looked at myself in the mirror today and I went,
now you're talking, yes, we speaking of which what's coming
up on the show?

Speaker 5 (02:14):
There witch coming up on the show.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
What's happening on the Big Show with Old Mogi.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
Well, i'll tell you which is coming up on the
show today, Fowlers. As mentioned, I went to a wedding
over the weekend, so we'll get into a little bit
of chat about that. Also going to be chatting about
what signs there are that maybe your partner has gone
off you. Yeah, maybe your partner has gone off you. Yes,
And of course, if you're in Auckland, you're gonna love

(02:45):
this chat. And if you're not, you're gonna love this
chat even more. It's humored. It's very very it's humid
in Auckland. And according to Jason Kesey, that's weird.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It is very weird.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's crazy. South Man.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
How's the weather you are though?

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Give us a text on three four right three, let
us know you go on the draw for a fifty
dollars reburg about you.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Here's Pearl Jam.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
The Darchy Big Show week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hodky Lincoln Park.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon,
we're having a bit of weather chat. Ninety two percent
humidity in Auckland today fellas she steamy.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
As certainly as Jason was actually ninety three.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Three My god, that's insane.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
We asked for some updates around New Zealand. Apparently christ
Church is currently thirty one degrees, thirty nine percent humidity,
one percent chance of precipitation.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Oh wow, that's from Glenn. The good numbers in Christis
those are great kind of numbers we're looking for.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Jace, I would say, say, Mogi, this one from.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
Ben and the Naki.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Get a your mare bastard sticky as moister than an
oyster here in the Naki. Yeah, so it's obviously humid
down there as well. The good news is Pugs has
made some humidity Chat an intro for humidity Chat.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, I tell you, I knew it was humid today
because I was in.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
The horror of the mood, right.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
I was so snappy today and I was like, what
the hell is wrong with them? Even my wife was like, jeez,
what's gone under your bonnet today?

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Have you got a bonnet? You were a bonnet at home,
I do, And then.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I laced it up underneath my chin.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Right. I thought it was because he'd been off the
weight for three days.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh that as well, But you know, I was just
tow he is.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
And then I sort of, you know, took stop for
a moment and realized just how sticky my groanal area was.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
My arm pets, I had.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
A few beads of sweat on my forward and I went,
you know what she And I said to my wife,
I s geezy, sticky though, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
And she went, yeah, there's quite moist and sticky for sure. Wow.

Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
And that's how I knew it was humid.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Right, that's the secret to a long marriage. I kind
of stuff off your cheest.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Absolutely ninety three percent humidity. I'm just going to read
out some countries for you, all right. These are countries.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Anchor a country. Sure, yes, Sri Lanka is a country.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
It's not on this list, though, But these are the
top fifteen countries by average humidity.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Okay, Now I'll give you the top five. Costa Rica.
Oh yeah, she's steamy there, Oh man, steamy nights over there. Brother,
I could never sleep, never get my naps in during
the day or you had to eighty one percent average. Wow,
we're at ninety three fellers.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
That's what that's higher. That's higher.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, we're higher than Costa Rica, get this one. Philippines.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh yeah, over there, they're sure you need a mosquito
net for sure.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Sticky nights.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, eighty two percent.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Let's still lessen Yes, that's less and awkward. Malaysia. Yeah,
I don't know. I sort of fine. They over state Malaysia. Really,
whenever I was there, it was sweet.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
It wasn't here.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
What about you, Jase, you've been there?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well, finally enough last time I was in Malaysia or
a jumper.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Eighty three percent humidity now the most The country that
has the highest average and most consistent humidity is Singapore
on eighty four percent. Guys, that's less than Auckland today.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Isn't that that's true? Yeah, so that's the average. You're
saying though, Yeah, that's the average. What's the high?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (06:23):
The high? Because you're given me averages and that's all good.
But I don't know if you remember this, Jase, but
must have been probably February two thousand and nine. I
remember a particularly muggy spell here and here in Auckland
smell no spell suggy mel all right, yeah, good, and
we got up to one hundred percent human. I remember

(06:43):
that day. That was human. Yeah, that was human. Sticky nights,
sticky night, Oh jeez.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I remember, because I'd made I was making love that
day and the sweat was pissing off me. You know,
like when a dog comes out of a lake and
just shakes itself. Yeah, it was like that while I
was making loud.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, fear flying off. You wouldn't it.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Undred percent on average year, highest for those countries.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, yeah, you get any higher than one hundred, Kyzy,
I don't think so, man.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
I want to Vietnam too. She can be pretty sticky.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
No, literally doesn't even feature at all. Yeah, you're wrong there,
You've obviously never been. Jeez, you're off you here, Jesus,
he's serious. Vietnam humid.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
It's what's right.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio hodak.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
You's there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is twenty five minutes past four o'clock.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Enough.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm not mistaken. We played the weak burger sting during.

Speaker 5 (07:42):
That song, so that's right.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
If you hear a reburger sting played during a song. Yeah,
you just have to call us straight away on eight
hundred hodarky and you can get yourself a fifty dollars
reburg about you?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
How good? I tell you? Who did do this? Tom?
You made a bastard? How's life?

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, not to do things for itself?

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Good, thanks mate. Beautiful day in christ Church? You're here?
Oh my, it's just bloody parallel it show's bloody sun?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
Back out? Tell me about it? Is it humid down there? Man? Oh?
So human and sticky?

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Tell you what? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Pretty humid down christ Church? Way does it? Brother? On
occasion post down tomorrow? Which is awesome.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I've always been of the opinion that is very dry
in christ Church.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's a dry heat. It's not your sticky moist heat.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Yes, different, alternate hate that's so different.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Kettle of fish, Tom, apples and oranges, Brother, apples and oranges.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
Yeah, I mean you know the difference is night and day.
Oh completely, it's raining cats and dogs.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Tom, Yeah sure, Hey, just quickly, man, what do you
do for a crust.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
I'm currently a student at the University of Otago. Right, man,
they're treating you right always.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, body go down there.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Actually, yeah, what are you learning? Uh?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Okay, covers all the bases. Tom.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
I'll just ask you a quick couple of questions, man,
just to verify this voucher for you.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
What's for dinner?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Yeah, what's for dinner? Jesus?

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yeah, you're nice, it's good. How often do you how
often do you flask? Tom? How often do you flash?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Every second day? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Good, it's pretty good. What color are your under his? Tom?

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Red?

Speaker 5 (09:49):
And black? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And Tom?

Speaker 5 (09:52):
One last question, man, what's your deepest fear?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
My mother?

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Good, good? Cool? Yeah, she's a mad.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
She's a mad busterd Tom's mama.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Good work. But you've got yourself that fifty rebig about you?

Speaker 2 (10:06):
All right?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Very much, brother mate.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Usually, actually, I could totally understand someone's deepest fear being
the mother in law. Oh yeah, you know what I mean,
because I mean, they get a rough time of it,
don't they really.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Do, you know?

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Because they're always they're just wanting to help their kids
out and their kids partners.

Speaker 5 (10:25):
Out and stuff.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Their intentions are always really good that you know, there's
this perception that mother in law's interfear and sort of
busy bodies and all that sort of gest I've never
experienced that.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
I feel like you're saying that in a way very
very close with his mother in law Lingre.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's so weird, is it? Yeah? I think so. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
It was sexy, though tasteful.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
I was very sexy Lingerie.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
It was a teddy the Darky Big Show was Jason,
Mike and Kyzy tune in.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Four on Radio Green Day.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
There on the radio Hold Archy Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is four thirty seven and Fellows, I was
wondering if I could maybe get some advice from you
and possibly some support with regards to something I'm.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Thinking of doing. I've been off at an e bike.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Ah and you know one of those electric ones.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
For electric keys.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, I mean it's pretty flash yeah, first and foremost,
I mean it was a very kind offer. But I
haven't ridden a bike for I would suggest thirty years.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
Well that's the thing about you know with bikes, Yes,
you never forget Jason, Well, they say that they with
riding a bike because it's like riding a bike, riding
forget Okay, an elephant never forgets right, that's true as well.
And they don't like mice. Did you know that about
electric bikes?

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Electric bikes don't like mice that I'm hearing. Oh my god,
I waited.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I didn't realize that. But seriously, it's been about Actually,
that's not entirely true.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
About a year ago, a mate of ours gave us
one of his bikes because he was moving into town
and he didn't want it. And I and one day,
on a whim, I went one and I gave for
a bit of a hoon around on this bike.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I kid you not.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I went for a hoon on flat territory. I was rooted.
After two minutes, I was sucking in the air. I
was in pain the air Mogi. I was in pain.
My joints were seizing up, my muscles were seizing up.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
So that's this is what's great. And I thought this
for a while, is a knee bike's perfect?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Right?

Speaker 4 (12:39):
Because you know, why put yourself through the stress of
riding around on a bicycle.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
You know you don't need to.

Speaker 4 (12:45):
You're living in town now, Yes, heaps of footpaths and
things where you can get Does your building have a ramp.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yes, it's got a ramp. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I think honestly, Moggie, I've been wanting him to get
an ee bike for bloody ages.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
I think it's a perfect thing for you. And some
of these e bikes what's so great about them is
you can actually sit down, Yes, you can actually sit
down on them, and they've got like a little joystick
on the side and you can just sort of coast
along with yeah yeah, and you won't fall over either,
because you can get four wheels.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Four wheels, you can get four wheel ones.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
And you can get one with like a basket on
the front. You can put all your your prescription pills
in your.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
They have like a bellll on the front of them
as well. Because I mean, and I know it sounds stupid,
but I had this fear that I'd be the stupid
look an old basket wobbling around the city, you know,
on my bike there, But with an e bike I'd
look pretty cool of I had my basket, the four wheels, Yeah,
I can, you know, I can do the little throttle

(13:43):
there when I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
A bit pooped.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Is it called an ee bike a mobility mobility scooter? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
and it could have like a flag on it, a
flag on it. Okay, you could have a flag and
you can funzle it up, you know what I mean.
You can have a little bit of personality, like you
could have the Jolly Roger on you know.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Okay, maybe flames on the side of it or something
like that.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Sure, but yeah, for ages now, I've been thinking you
needed to get a knee bike slash mobility.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Oh well great, okay, because I was, I was a
little bit worried about it, but that sounds good.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Put a little shawl over your knees, put your head
scarf on, is over it will call your bonnet.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
You put my bonnet on?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Good jeez, I'm loving this is gonna be great. See
me hooning around the city.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
There, my little shawl over the knees.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodky.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I know that I approve of that. Well, was he
saying that way? It's not him saying it obviously.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
It's in the bush in the bush, troll with that
in the bush in the bush and what.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
He said, a hand in the bush?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
What's the saying, what is it? A bird in the
hand is better than two in the bush? Yeah? Worth
two in the bush?

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Well, you see that's even worse. Now, what's just a saying?

Speaker 5 (15:01):
Okay, it's an expression two in the bush?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
What's on the telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 5 (15:14):
Yes, hey, fellas, I watched a news show because my
wife left me again. When she gone she went to
a wedding in Topol. I caught up with her on
this Saturday because I went to the same wedding. We
saw it that yeah, while she had left me though. Yeah,

(15:34):
I watched a show on Neon called Industry Industry and
it's set in London there, and it's about some young
folk who just get hired at a big finance company,
an investment company, a brokerage sort of a company. And yes,
it's pretty good. It's pretty pretty good. It's drug taking

(15:54):
if you like that sort of thing. Yes, there's a
bit of nudity in there as well, a bit of sex,
field inch and etc. As they try and fight their
way to the top and become successful in the wild
world of finance in London.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
When was the set.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
I think it's pretty I think it's now. I think
there might be a couple of seasons. I'm not too sure,
but yeah, we're in a bit of a shambles now
because the wife started the show on Apple. She started
watching that without me, and now I've started watching the
show without here, so we might as well get divorced,
I think.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
I think that's when you reach that point. Yeah, when
you're going in different directions TV.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Yeah, exactly, it's over. It's called growing apart. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, absolutely, well. I've continued watching the show.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Sorry, three and a half busies out of a possible
five so far.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Well, it's it's pretty good, Yeah, pretty good. Three and
a half of that is on Neon. That's on it's
called industry Industry.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
I've been carrying on with the drama Seri Sherwood. That's
been really good, but also fell as, I need your
help on something because I've just found out that my
daughter's got Neon and so therefore we have neon.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
We got rid of me on Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Any who, I understand there is a bit of a
re not a rerun, but what do you call it?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
A off take? A Game of Thrones?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Yes's right, seven kingdoms?

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Okay, thank you, that's what I'll be watching tonight then.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Just google it. We need to wait to come to
work to ask us what the spin off of Game
of Thrones is called.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
I've been waiting all weekend to ask you guys that
for what's on the TV with whole Mike Mnay.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
Yeah. The problem that we've got is that we've got
Grandma Grandma su with us. It's not going to be
apoo Ellie at all. Yes, okay, but we are on
the same page. We have been absolutely smashing the come
Down with me. Yes, brilliant, brilliant show. And of course
the we've finished Long Way Home. We're now on the
very first season Long Way Round. KEZD. I expeact to
you to start reviewing tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
Ah cool what Yeah, okay, that's on Apple TV right
Apple TV.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Now.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I did watch stuff over the weekend, boring stuff that
I've been watching in the past. But this morning I
spent three hours at the Aukland Art Gallery. Oh I've
never been.

Speaker 7 (18:01):
No.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
I was there for work purposes.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
Yeah, hang on, I was there for work purposes, but
in order to sort of study up on the art
that I was going to see. It was all about
like Andy Warhol and Jackson Pollock, and all these American
artists I knew nothing about. I still know nothing about art,
but I watched about an hour and a half's worth
of art history on that particular style of art, and

(18:23):
now I go, oh, it's all about you know, can
advertisements become art? Because he had a famous he was
obsessed with celebrities and Marilyn Monroe is this famous? It
was a weak print that ye, one hundred percent, a
lot of artist star Jayson Yes, and a lot of actors.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
But yeah, it was interesting actually wrapping my head around
a style of art and going this is why it
was important, and this is why he was successful because
in the past I just look at stuff like that
and just go, I don't know, it's some pictures, that's right, Yes,
was pop art pop.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's called There is a very good documentary about Andy Warholm.
Just trying to remember what how I saw it on
going into his life. He was a very strange character.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Very much so.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
And when he died not because he was so like
obsessed with celebrity and was always partying and blah blah
blah blah. No one realized until he died that he
was a very devout Catholic and They didn't know until
they showed photos of his bedroom that next to his
beard was like a full sit up with a cross
somewhere where he prayed every morning. It was its very,
very interesting, just learning going down that avenue and learning

(19:25):
about art.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I have no idea about it. Yeah, that's great stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Man.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
How many busies I guess four? Four busies for art.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
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Yuh so good? Did you just say burger then burger?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Correct, I think so burger. That's not how you say it.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
It's big gearg Come on, man, really it's burger. It's
a big It's a German word. Sorry. I derived from
the word Hamburg, yes, and Hamburg from Hamburg Hamburg.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Oh wow, yeah, didn't you. Yeah, that's where big years
come from.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
I literally had no idea. I've been saying it wrong
for yeah, your whole life.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
It's one of those things where someone keeps doing it
something for so long you reach a point where you go, well,
I've just got to let it go now, because I mean,
it'll be embarrassing for Keysy for him to realize that
he's been saying big you wrong the whole time.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
It's like when people say the word gattered, I'm gattered,
or we bake the other instead of yes, yeah, orbits
then instead of being.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Or performer instead of performer, or pacific instead of specific.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Or hospital instead of hospital, or m andelop instead of
elements instead of asked, de.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Briss instead of debris.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, so many people are getting so many words wrong.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
What are we going to here? Jason the Strokes, It's
the Stalks And after all that, he says, the band
right now?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Are we going into seafood chat next? Keyzy?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Is indeed tool there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Monday afternoon, fifteen minutes past five o'clock. Tell you
what Fellers two great tunes on the trap there.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, two absolute crackers Cracker.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Hey Felers.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
My wife and I are considering we're looking into the
possibility of maybe going to Japan towards the end of
the year, not Nipon, and specifically, to be honest, it's
literally just an idea.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
At this point, we are sure.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
But then I was like, well, if I'm going to Japan,
I have to wean myself onto seafood because Japan is
home to the most amazing seafood in the world.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Is the Japanese name for Japan, is it? Yes?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Yeah, I guess I'm going to nip On over to Nipon. So, yeah,
I was thinking I'm going to wean myself onto seafood.
I've always hated it for some reason. When I was
a kid, I just decided I didn't like seafood yet.
But I don't know where to begin. I'm trying to
figure out entry level seafoods that will slowly introduce me
to the world.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I've came one. Can I say that you can't go wrongs? Right?

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Okay? Well I feel like you can.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
You can't. Seafood is one of the great treasures in life.
It's a towel to treasure. Okay, yeah, I think I
think you really have to, especially if you're going to Japan,
which you know, with seafood is a cornerstone of the cuisine.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
It would be mad for you to not That's what
I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
I it is my greatest joy food wise, is seafood.
I mean, I would happily eat nothing but seafood.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
I agree with that.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
It is the pinnacle of your culinary experience.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Absolutely, I'd agree with that as well. All over the
world it's done completely differently. They find different ways to
reinvent seafood. That it has local flavors that they bring
to it. All that's sorts so versatile and so much
keasy that if I was on dearth throw right, my

(23:47):
last meal would be seafood.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
Can I just make the point too, You know you
were saying that they're different in.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
All sorts of countries.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
You can check all sorts of flavors on seafood, right,
But the seafood in and of itself right is a
great treasure, right, Okay, So the taste, the freshness of
the sea.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
No, And this is the thing, this is the reason
why I want to get involved with seafood. But like
some of them do scare me off, Like for example, oysters.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Oh your oysters are ship Yeah, gross, slimy little bastards,
and people sort of suck them out of the shell
and then you get a shell stuck in your throat.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
From me, it's a nightmare, right, make your horny though, right, well,
I don't need any help with that. You sure don't.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Well, And like so, oysters are a weird one for me.
Like muscles, I've never really.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, especially when they marinate them, you know what I mean,
and or peckle them. It's and you have got that
really chewy little bit in the corner the lips and
the tongue.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Have you ever had the green lipped muscle? No, I
don't discussed.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Oh okay, I find their lips quite tough as well.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
They have them actually at the down at the old supermarket.
They're in the little plastic poddle. Yes makes me feel
ill just looking at them. Yeah, right, okay, ship because
that's that's sort of my attitude towards all seafood food. Well,
for example, I know my wife loves scollops. Yeah, okay,

(25:18):
wretch and sweet.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Foul.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
It's just the color of them that gets me. The
orange sort of lake in the sea that's orange. Yes,
it's not right, It sort of looks like a ration,
like the ration of the sea.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Yeah, right, it's like a it's like a poisonous sort
of attachment.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
Right, fungy if you will, you're not really helping meet. Okay,
So a hemorrhoid, a hemorrhoid, Yeah, a bulbous orange hemorrhoid.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
The old scollop.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Some of the stuff i've I've begun eating, so the
real entry litvel stuff like I don't mind calamari, for example,
calamaria squid.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, I'm not shoving that in the god right.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Okay, because of klamuri is what that's just like it's
the tentacles or whatever of the squid. Tentacles Now gross,
have you ever seen a squid? It's like the awful
of the sea, it is, right, Okay, you know who
eats awful? Do you know that? That? What do you
call that? There? The calor murray? Yeah, peasants? Right?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
What about the other night we went we had fish
and chips and I got a piece of snapper.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
And batted, no doubt, right, yeah, carbon and fatty, salty, disgustingness,
and then it's all flaky and mushy underneath.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, and it breaks you know when it breaks up?
How it sort of separates out and little pieces and
that like a paste, almost the flesh of a fish.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Right, Okay, what about like a beautiful freshly caught pan
fried snapper or something like that, got pan fried?

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yeah, never pan fry snapper. Keasy cool man.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well this has been really helpful. Have you ever had
kevr ah no.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Ship the Hillarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Radio Hoky smashing pumpkins there on the Radio Hodlarky Big
Show this Monday afternoon. Other Grammys are going on at
the moment. With that, we've got our in house resident.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Expert on the Grammys. I want and only Pugs. Oh it's.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Fellas one half of the Yummy Boys.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Up for anything and the Grammy. No not this time, Mogi.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
We're not missing with the establishment on that. I've just
written down a few of the because I don't know how.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Across it you guys. Well this is the reason, yeah, Jason,
you're totally across it. Yes, okay, Well, the reason I
thought we could get Pugs in is because I suck
at keeping up with all this sort of stuff. Pugs
is very good and very across stuff, so I was
like pugs could come and tell us the stuff we
need to know about the Grammys, which are on today.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
They are on right now.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Okay, I think I don't know if we've got to
We've had Record of the Year, which we'll play a
snippet off at the end and we'll see if you
guys know it. But they've had it on in the
office all day, right, the Grammys. Yeah, just like on
the TV there. Yeah, right, So just some of the
biggest wins or controversies. Okay, So, for example, Billy Eilish

(28:15):
as one you know, Billy Eilish.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Do I what's her name again, Billie Eilish, Billylish? Okay,
Billy Eilish.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
So she's one Song of the Year, I think the
last two years in a row.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
I think it's the last two year. So she was
supposed to.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
Maybe get a third, but they ended up she was
nominated for Wildflower, wild Flower, but they ended up going
to somebody who went massively viral on TikTok, which some
people aren't too happy about.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
Lou Cecil. Right, well you know them, you know who,
lou Cecil. Yeah, right, Can we just get on with
it please?

Speaker 6 (28:55):
Speaking of Billy Eilish, her brother Phineas. He's a producer,
so he produces a lot of it tunes. He supposed
to get producing on classical, but they ended up going
to Ferb.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Why was he supposed to get it?

Speaker 6 (29:06):
Surely it's because he's really he's just very good, Like
he's highly regarded.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
It went to Ferb. Yeah, who's how good?

Speaker 3 (29:13):
They just another up and yeah, I tell you what
that Yeah, I actually picked for.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
Uh oatis performed, which is pretty major.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
But they they did don't look back in anger.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Everybody was talking.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
About it, but not necessarily because it was I mean,
it was good obviously because they've been doing hypsoturing and stuff.
But it was more that they like gingerly kissed each
other on the lips at the performance.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
What's wrong with that?

Speaker 5 (29:41):
You got to love that?

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Well, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Talk to the people raving about it. Yes, it's just
weird to go. I guess they're brothers, but I mean, sure,
whatever you guys want to do, right, It wasn't like
it it was It wasn't like tongue or anything. It
was more just like it was nothing wrong.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
Like the reason it's interesting is because they spent bloody
twenty five years arguing Yeah, now they're on making outage.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Yeah, that's lovely.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
They told me they were going to do that and
I was like, ah, you fellas, you can't keep out
of it, can you.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
They love a headline, don't they do?

Speaker 8 (30:13):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (30:13):
And then the biggest controversy was the Best New Artist,
because obviously that's I think you have to have blown
up in like the year before or that succeeded.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
In the Yeah, yeah, yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
But that actually went to Lady Gaga, who has a
blues alias called Gentlemen Google.

Speaker 5 (30:29):
Oh really gentlemen Google. Yeah, yeah, anything you want to
say about that?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
No, because there's no such thing.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Huh?

Speaker 5 (30:38):
And then finally next you.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Says there's no such person as lou Sassel or ferb.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
I do have a snippet of the one that one
record of the year, though, so I want to see
if you recognize it.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
All.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Right, here we go, Jesus the.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Impression.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
Jesus tell you what.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, it's a huge tune. That is a huge, massive,
massive massive chune.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Oh yeah yeah, well thanks for that, Parks. I feel
up to date on the Grammys.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Now to eat Man. Thank you hop it out, ah?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Is it bit a YouTube to ease into your evening?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yes, indeed Lead Zeppelin there on the Radio hod Archy
Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
The time is five point fifty four.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Hey failers, here he is.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
This Thursday, Auckland's north Shore Stadium aka event find A
Stadium is hosting the ben Zip Breakers taking on the
South East Melbourne Phoenix. If you and three of you
mates would like to win a spot court side on
the backbone bench, text the word bench right now to
three four eight three. As I said, you court side,
you get free food and free beverages as well.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's bloody awesome. And we did actually get sent a photo.
We did.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
We did the winners from the last game. There was
a couple of it was a broken as missus there and.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Rather his partner. Yeah, and they had a bloody ball.

Speaker 5 (32:17):
They did have a bus. One of them was so
hammid the misses there. She had a shirt on backwards.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
She had a backbone shirt on back with which is
great backwards, so maybe she was pointing it back so
that the people behind her knew that she was a backbone.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Yeah, maybe good move hey, speaking of backbone plenty coming
up after six o'clock, a bit of sport chat Fells.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
There's a bit of sport action over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Also meet Patty Napps sixty nine where we give out
advice to the people out there who are really struggling.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
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Speaker 4 (32:44):
Get in touch Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail
dot com. It's a really mail address and you could
win a fifty dollars Reburg about you.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I Can.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
It is the biggest show and it's called the Big Show,
and it's brought to you by Rebig.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Serving good times and good food, dining or take away
Rebig here today Scrum.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
What I don't like there is you're saying that they
serve good times and good food.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
I think that's understating it. Great times and great food?
Can you serve good times? Though? You know it's metaphorical obviously, Keysy,
not literally, but they kind of do with the vibe
that they have in the restaurant there, the sauce, chickens,
everything they've got.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
It's hard not to have a good time.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Oh, you can't have it.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
It's impossible to not have a good time.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Forget it. I mean, Keysy went in the when was
that weekend?

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Over the weekend?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
Yeah, and you had a couple of smoke shows come
up to you and get a photo with you.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
That's not That's how you describe at all Lululemon.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
You said, we're into great detail about the exact nature
of the lululemonkezy.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
I asked you what you ordered? Same but no, okay,
so I need to clean this up right now.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
We were having a conversation about surprising people that come
up and say good a yes, and I said, oh.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Over the weekend, I was at Reburger.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
And two young women probably I don't know, twenty three
or something. They were up for High Rocks, the Big
Bloody's fitness tournament, and they came into Reburger and I
was like, this is great doing high Rocks, but still
do in the old Reburger good stuff.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Can I get a photo with you?

Speaker 7 (34:23):
Key?

Speaker 4 (34:24):
And I was like, was it for your boyfriend? You know,
because it always is for a boyfriend generally.

Speaker 5 (34:28):
She's like no.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
We listened to the show and I was like what
what I didn't say anything about all that other stuff
that you said, Jason, how dare you what?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
You're a shocking But it sounds like a line to
me when Kesey said, is it for your boyfriend?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Second?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Because I'm going to have an a fear right?

Speaker 2 (34:50):
Yeah? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
But when I'm having my affairs, I always do them
at Reburger his Hynes.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodiki Matilika.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
There on the Radio Hodarkey Big Show this Monday afternoon, Fellas,
do you feel like a bit of sport chat?

Speaker 7 (35:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (35:23):
Quite possibly. The biggest sports news over the weekend, fellows
is Sam ruth Blitz the Boston Field to smash the
age mile record. This fellow is sixteen years old. He
ran over and he's running for Boston University. He has
run three minutes and forty eight seconds point eight eight,
smashing Sir John Walker's record of forty four years. He's

(35:48):
only the heat. It is the eleventh fastest time in history. Wow,
he's This guy is sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
He has got a long long time in front of
him to get a hell of a lot better. If
you get opportunity to have a look at the run
you can probably do so the best place will be
on Instagram or something like that. He's still got heaps
in the tank.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Totally man's and he's also going to get stronger.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
He's going to get stronger as well and fitter. And
he's also you know, good looking at good Yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
Just worry, you know, sixteen, you know, his life's all
figured out for him's going to be a runner. You know,
you know, you don't want to miss out on all
the good stuff too.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
He may hit the beers, that's know what I mean,
the buggy bombs and stuff, and maybe your career goes
downhill well that, but you know, I think of the
good time though. Totally gets that, you know, you don't
have balance, but that is that is an amazing effort.
The eleventh faster, fastest of all time.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
People have been running for a long time. Years. When
was running invented? A must have been because before that
everyone was just walking every nineteen hundreds, was it? I
think it was at the first because it wasn't even
at the first Olympics, yes.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Right, because no one knew what it was and the
one day someone started running, like what the hell.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Yeah, fellas. I don't know if you watch any of
the tennis over the weekend. The Australian Open, of course, absolutely, sincerely,
just unbelievable tennis in the semi finals, I mean just falling.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Apart all over the place.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
But because of the man the heat, yeah, they were
cramping up, they were spewing, they were pulling muscles, but
they got through. But the woman's final was was a
great match between Sabolenka and Rebeccaa, the young player.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Rebecca I took.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Off, took it, took off, took up the first sit,
looked very composed for a young lady and took up
the best Saberlenka who then came screaming back and the
second sit and dominated it. And then Rebecca it was three,
three games down on the third set and went on
to win six four.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
So she was she's you know, she won. The Australian
album was just chill airs just gave a crowd a
little way. There's no screaming and hollering like that. Very chill,
very good. And of course the men's final Jocovi huge lead.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yeah, Djokovic, who's a legend twenty five and crowd favorite
against the absolute beast al Karez, the young back up
against the old bloody warhorse. Djokovic played great first set
and then the young fellow just took over from there.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Basically, Djokovic is thirty eight years old and al Karez
that makes her twenty two, and that makes him, yeah,
at twenty two years old, the youngest players to ever
get the greast.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
Yes, good phenomenal tennis all around.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
It was great stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
It was a bit of a hiding in the end,
wasn't it, because obviously Jokovic won the first sit there
and then six two, six, three, seven five.

Speaker 8 (38:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
I think Djokovic probably plaid his final in the semi. Yes,
and he pretty much said Marathon. You know, it's a
lot to ask of an old body like that. But
I'm a big fan of Djokovic. Yes, I really do
like him. UFC three two five was yesterday. The Fielas
was over in Australia with volkanovsk Volkanovsky defending his title

(39:02):
again his Fairway towel against Diego Lopez. It's the second
of the fourt Also on the Cawdboys, Dan Hooker who
lost to Ben Saint Deni. It's a second loss in
a row for Dan. He's had a bit of a break.
It was a shame he kind of got it was
the old ground of pound keys, which I know you're
a big fan of when you see the old ground
and pound going on. This time, yeah, this time Dan

(39:25):
was on the wrong end of it, which is a shame.
He's a great, great Kiwi fighter, big fan of has
Volkanowski and laptosing up old Diego Lopez. It went to decision.
The first fight was absolutely magnificent. This one not quite
so good, although there was a fun period there where
Volkanowski sat on Lopez's face. It was sort of one

(39:49):
of the commentators referred to it as a tea bag,
in which I'm not I'm not familiar with that.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
Phrase.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
The face is like a cut. Yeah, that's pretend Volkanovsky's
was a Olkonowski. Yeah, he was undercarriage, had a t
bag attached to it, right, and he was doing it
one's face and he was sort of raising his arm
because Diego could have moved, and he was just raising
his arm and sort of cheering out to the crowd,
playing it up to the crowd. So that's good stuff.
And then revealed that Diego Lopis was fighting with two

(40:16):
broken feet, which is always it doesn't make it harder. Yeah, experience, Yeah,
great stuff.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Fellas the cracket very quickly. I'm thumped.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
In the last t twenty India scored two hundred and seventy.
We got two twenty on I think lasked by about
forty odd Jason two seventy.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
After twenty the hdiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Keyzy tune in week days and four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Ikey Red Dear Hot Chili Peppers. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Monday evening.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
Hey, Fellas Symphony is officially back at the Awkward Domain
March twenty first, thanks to our mates at Minuka Fuel.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
They're doing a lot of stuff Minuka Fuel, aren't they?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
They really are.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
They seem to be behind a lot of events.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
They've got a few marketing dollars out there to spin
Jason hell of a product.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Can Can I just say that they only choose the
best events though? Oh sure, because they had the tennis obviously,
they sponsored the arena down there of the summer and
the Crash Black Clash as.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
Well, involved with that and to get them behind the
Dacke big Shop.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Oh yeah, yeah, well wouldn't you be Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:21):
Good point minuca Field Symphony Festival. It's back Aukland to
Main March twenty first. We want to invite you and
have made along to come as our VI B guest.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
The B stands for backbone. The B stands for backbone.
You guys, get it, very important backbone. We'll fly from
anywhere in New Zealand. Thanks to New Zealand's Grab a
Seat you'll get a night at sky City Hotel and
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are you doing? Jason sire?

Speaker 2 (41:50):
Can you just remind me?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
March first Symphony first March twenty Suri March twenty four Symphony.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
I was just wondering, guys, if you could rank these
following bands, where would you put them in order?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
All right, the Black Seeds number one, you haven't heard
the rest I know, but so far, the Exponents first,
shape Shifter wow, okay, Peaking Duck last okay best.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
And Symphony number seven fourth right okay, So number seven
is fourth Peaking Duck is last. First for me first,
black seeds are third for me, third for your shape,
first for me for exponent, second for you see for
mere we shape he's one black seeds two symphony three

(42:45):
year and then peaking duck definitely five for me.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, who else exponents?

Speaker 4 (42:50):
If you're keen to go along and see Hurdky dot
co dot z, grab a mate and get stuck in.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
In the meantime, here's the Actic Monkeys.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
The Hucky Big Show weekdays from four on radio.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
There on the radio, hold Donkey Big Show, this beardiful
Monday evening.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
Fellers, let's give out some advice.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Me at gmail dot com get in touch with the Felers.

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Meet Petty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com. Do
get in touch.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
It's a real email address, it's anonymous, and you get
reburgervouchers to do it. Interesting one Fellers. Last week, I
was at home, right, I was at home and my
friend of mine messaged and he was steamed at the pub.
Oh really, and he goes keazy, we need out, we
need out with something, And I was like, what is it?
And he said, I met the pub with the mate
and his friend has been pranking him constantly and his

(43:47):
latest one and involved putting a photo of this guy
up on a billboard, a digital billboard that said looking
for love and the app's not working. Meet John and
it says like qualified trains a bit and blah blah,
race cars, loves long beach walks, and then love for
John twenty twenty five at gmail dot com. Written up
on the side there a genuine advertisement for his mate,

(44:08):
right for people to get in touch, right, yes, and
they're at the pub, like, how the how do we
get this guy back? So they got in touch. Hey,
I need your advice. I've been pranked by one of
my friends with the digital billboard looking for love and
is also pranked multiple friends with six toy pranks, et cetera.
Heaps a question or behavior. We need advice on how
to get him back? National advice, not rural. How do

(44:29):
you help me ruin him?

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Now? They were wasted, so that didn't really make sense.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
National advice not rural.

Speaker 8 (44:34):
Rural? Yeah right, that.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Rural national advice not real? Okay, I forget about that. Okay,
it's a tricky one. Well yeah, right on the spot,
there aren't we I mean, I remember we did that
one or is it your your mate Joseph living down
and the need in there was that bloody steep hill
Baldwin Baldwin's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And he always
used to get up bloody early to go to work.

(44:57):
He worked out at the hospital there. And what's what's
thee when you prank somebody? There's a day of the
week where you can do it. Anyway, a year April four, Yes,
went out and Cutter's break line.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, yeah, that's right, and what he heard all down
the steepest street in the world, in the world.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Yeah, and what happened to him, Well, he lives with
his mum and Huntley now, so it's hard to say,
but that's the sort of thing that you want.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Yes, Well, I did a similar well it's not similar,
but I paid a prank on my mate. He was
pranking me all the time with those big metal, heavy
metal buckets that you put your mop in, and I
filled one of those with water and put it on
the door, on the door, and he came through the door,
of course and absolutely smashed his skull.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
It was just horrendous.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
Where's he now? What happened to her?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Well?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Coincidentally, he's living with his mum and Huntley as well. Right,
so you can go too far and sort of paying back.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I think it's humiliation, not physical harm. Yeah after here,
Yeah yeah, I mean, like you could run an ad
campaign on radio.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Well how about this. You set up a hidden camera
and you put it at the bottom of his toilet, right,
so it's looking back up like up at the old
rush the sheriff's badge there. Yeah, and then you get
a photo of that, and then you put that up
on a billboard. I guess he's done billboard, but put
that up on the billboard next to his face and

(46:21):
just have the headline saying, look at the state of
this bath.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, that's that's nice. That's really what it's given me.
Another you could make a sex tape with him, Oh yeah,
you know, seduce them, have a sex with him, make
a sex.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Tape, have a sex with them, just one time.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
I call it for it pawn revenge paorn. Yeah, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
And I don't know you're talking.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I mean, I don't know where you'd post something like that,
but you'd know, wouldn't you.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
I think TV is looking for new drummers. Oh they are, okay, Well,
they might even pay for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, twenty
two minutes is commercial half hour, So there you go.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
You might be pushing it twenty two minutes.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
But if anyone has got any good ideas on how
this blow can get back even better ideas, sorry, email us.
Meet Patty Nips sixty nine at gmail dot com and
we'll just stay abreast of this particular Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yes, the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hiarchy.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Whither you go your mad since that's the big show
down and dusted for your Monday night and the podcast
outdro today. We talked about all sorts of stuff. But
I'll be bugging if I can remember. What's the clip there?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Easy?

Speaker 4 (47:34):
I think this clip is about my granddad and what
he did for a profession, My granddad, my dad's dead, daddad.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
Oh dad, Dad. He made a lifting, a living dad
made a lifting. That's a good clip. Yeah, it's a
really good clip, but it really goes into detail.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
It was waist chat.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Really wasn't it about how he created all these things
and then we just biffed them out like my coffee machine,
et cetera, instead of just fixing a simple problem, probably problem,
probably problem.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Yeah, yeah, Jase because your coffee machine leaks and I
reckon it's just an oroen.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
It's blown an oro.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
And definitely, man, definitely I need your granddad.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Was he doing something for a liffing?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Hey, Maggie watched the plane tonight?

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Man, I don't know watch something on TV. I don't
know what's for dinner tonight. I'm concerned about that. I'm
excited about it at the same time. Yes, I've got
a book that i'm reading that i'm really enjoying, which
I'm going to review to you probably finish it. I'll
definitely finish it this week. Very very good, very very
loving it, very very loving it. But other than that, man,

(48:53):
I'm just loving life. How good is life?

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Man? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Well, what are you eating tonight? Caezy roast?

Speaker 4 (49:00):
Lamb really And then we've got some ice cream in
the freezer around yeah lamb rump.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
And then we've got some ice stream in the freezer which.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
We're gonna eat. A're gonna put into our little waffle
cones and eat that very excited little waffle cones.

Speaker 5 (49:15):
Yeah, it's cute waffle cones.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
It's cute.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
It's very do you ever get the other ones? There?
The gay time ones. No, you don't like gay Time.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (49:25):
I don't. I don't buy the Cones. I'm down for whatever.
That's a weird way to What do you mean there's
a brand of Cones timere of a square a cone.
You know, the ones, Jason, I don't like those ones.
I prefer the So you're really against it? Okay? Cool?
I love good to know.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
What are you doing, Jace, Well, I'm going to go
down to my apartment Fellers and drop some stuff off.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
He's gonna do Pooh's growth
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